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Char Aznable

2009-08-06T01:03:04Z

Char Aznable: /* Shit Char Does */

[[Image:Char.gif||thumb|right|I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and guess who just ran out of gum?]]The SydLexia forum's resident [[polymath]] and destroyer of all things emo and all [[douchebaggery]], Char Aznable (AKA Frank Dasta) is the guy to talk to if you want to ask why there haven't been any updates to the HWA. He'll get around to them, and that's a promise.

== Why Char Aznable, Anyway? ==

It all started when, as a young lad of age 9 Frank caught an episode of Gundam Wing on Cartoon Network's Toonami (before they got all faggy and stopped showing Gundam all together). He was instantly hooked, watching the series on TV a total of 3 times. Frank then moved on after the series run ended, and watched other Gundam series shown on Toonami. One of the last Gundam series shown was ironically the first made, Mobile Suit Gundam. This is when Frank first experienced the awesomeness of the Red Comet, Char Aznable. At age 15 Frank got a cable internet connection, finally allowing him to reap the benefits of the internets (He could get porn. And stock quotes.). While reading up on Dr. Wily's Robot Masters, Frank stumbled upon one of many links [[Syd Lexia]] had planted to draw readers. After reading Syd's article rating Robot Masters, Frank proceeded to read every other article on the site. After being exposed to Syd's comedic expertise, Frank craved more. "Hmm, I
wonder what the Forums are?" Frank asked himself. He clicked the link, and saw that lo and behold, it was a place for discussion! Frank read every topic that interested him, and then asked himself "Now, how can I become a member of this forum?". He then saw the join link, clicked it, and was <s>sucked into cyberspace. He turned into the Freakazoid, so strong and super-quick. He drives the villians crazy, 'cause he's a lunatic.</s> (Please disregard these ramblings. Char accidentally unzipped his head.) took up the name Char Aznable in honor of his hero.

== Shit Char Does ==

*<s>Frequently</s> posts on the SydLexia.com Forums <s>(he has the 2nd highest post count)</s>.

*Makes films.

*Writes for (the now defunct) Teh Internet.

*Is president of the [[Hugo Wrestling Army]].

*Has a natural +5 in irreverent bullshit.

*Instead of being a miserable little pile of secrets, Char is a fairly decent giant pile of fun facts.

== Favorite Games ==

*Street Fighter

*The Specialists

*Command and Conquer 3

*Team Fortress 2

== Fun Facts ==

*Char usually goes by the handle CasvalKnight everywhere else, including AIM and YIM.

*Char is a veteran of the [[Great SydLexian Forum War]].

*Char was a semifinalist in the SydLexia.com [[Character Battle]].

*Char's YouTube account is Charx782.

*Char's Xbox Live [[gamertag]] is General Disasta.

*Char wrote this area of his article at 6:34PM Central Time while on register at Office Depot.

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Hugo Wrestling Army

2009-08-06T00:59:35Z

Char Aznable:

The Hugo Wrestling Army, or HWA, was a short-lived attempt by [[Char]] and [[Knyte]] to create an wrestling e-federation for SydLexia.com. Due to Char and Knyte both not having enough time to run the fed, it has slowly died into nothingness.

Fun Fact: HWA was more profitable than WCW. WCW lost over $80 million dollars in its last few years of life, while the HWA lost none.

== WE'RE BACK ==

<s>Mongy has started making episodes, and the HWA is up, running, and revitalized. It's so badass it'll rip your face off.</s> GOOD NIGHT, SWEET PRINCE!

== WE'RE GONE ==

Well, it was fun while it lasted. But as of June 6, 2008, the HWA is officially dead, at least for the time being.

[[Category:Forum History]]

Banned users

2009-08-06T00:38:08Z

Char Aznable: /* Mind your own business! */

[[Image:Seal_of_Bannination.png|thumb|right|Play nice and don't be a troll, or this could be you.]]
'''Banned users''' are very rare on the SydLexia forums. It's unknown how exactly you can pull this feat off, but generally to do it, you need to ''really'' piss a lot of people off.

== The Banned ==

*[[RegalSin]]
*[[B.B. King]]
*[[Vampyr]]
*[[Murdar Machene]]

== According to Syd ==

:''You don't need to know why any of them were banned, just that they all definitely deserved it. After someone is banned, there is no need for post-ban trashing. The person is gone, and that's all that matters. Not only is it completely immature to mock someone that is no longer allowed to defend themselves, but these forums are public. When you talk shit about a banned member, that person can still see it. If they do, the best case scenario is that they are provoked to come back under another name and cause new problems. The worst case scenario is an all-out forum raid.''

:''Regal Sin is an exception to this rule. He is a legendary troll known throughout the internet, and he seems to revel in his troll status. Feel free to continue to use him as a punchline.''[http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=117317#117317]

== Mind your own business! ==

The new rule about banned users was announced in a now [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7410 epic thread]titled "NEW RULE: Mind your own business" that began with an angry Syd on the rampage and ended with a severe [[Candlejack]]ing that lef

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[[Category:Forum History]]

Char Aznable

2009-08-06T00:34:29Z

Char Aznable: /* Why Char Aznable, Anyway? */

[[Image:Char.gif||thumb|right|I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and guess who just ran out of gum?]]The SydLexia forum's resident [[polymath]] and destroyer of all things emo and all [[douchebaggery]], Char Aznable (AKA Frank Dasta) is the guy to talk to if you want to ask why there haven't been any updates to the HWA. He'll get around to them, and that's a promise.

== Why Char Aznable, Anyway? ==

It all started when, as a young lad of age 9 Frank caught an episode of Gundam Wing on Cartoon Network's Toonami (before they got all faggy and stopped showing Gundam all together). He was instantly hooked, watching the series on TV a total of 3 times. Frank then moved on after the series run ended, and watched other Gundam series shown on Toonami. One of the last Gundam series shown was ironically the first made, Mobile Suit Gundam. This is when Frank first experienced the awesomeness of the Red Comet, Char Aznable. At age 15 Frank got a cable internet connection, finally allowing him to reap the benefits of the internets (He could get porn. And stock quotes.). While reading up on Dr. Wily's Robot Masters, Frank stumbled upon one of many links [[Syd Lexia]] had planted to draw readers. After reading Syd's article rating Robot Masters, Frank proceeded to read every other article on the site. After being exposed to Syd's comedic expertise, Frank craved more. "Hmm, I
wonder what the Forums are?" Frank asked himself. He clicked the link, and saw that lo and behold, it was a place for discussion! Frank read every topic that interested him, and then asked himself "Now, how can I become a member of this forum?". He then saw the join link, clicked it, and was <s>sucked into cyberspace. He turned into the Freakazoid, so strong and super-quick. He drives the villians crazy, 'cause he's a lunatic.</s> (Please disregard these ramblings. Char accidentally unzipped his head.) took up the name Char Aznable in honor of his hero.

== Shit Char Does ==

*Frequently posts on the SydLexia.com Forums (he has the 2nd highest post count).

*Makes films.

*Writes for (the now defunct) Teh Internet.

*Is president of the [[Hugo Wrestling Army]].

*Has a natural +5 in irreverent bullshit.

*Instead of being a miserable little pile of secrets, Char is a fairly decent giant pile of fun facts.

== Favorite Games ==

*Street Fighter

*The Specialists

*Command and Conquer 3

*Team Fortress 2

== Fun Facts ==

*Char usually goes by the handle CasvalKnight everywhere else, including AIM and YIM.

*Char is a veteran of the [[Great SydLexian Forum War]].

*Char was a semifinalist in the SydLexia.com [[Character Battle]].

*Char's YouTube account is Charx782.

*Char's Xbox Live [[gamertag]] is General Disasta.

*Char wrote this area of his article at 6:34PM Central Time while on register at Office Depot.

[[Category:Forum Members]]

RegalSin

2009-08-05T22:26:02Z

Char Aznable: /* Forums that RegalSin has Been Banned From */

RegalSin

2009-08-05T22:23:11Z

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RegalSin

2009-08-05T21:16:42Z

Char Aznable: /* External Links */

RegalSin

2009-08-05T21:16:20Z

Char Aznable: /* External Links */

RegalSin

2009-08-05T21:15:18Z

Char Aznable: /* Reasons for the Bannination of RegalSin */

RegalSin

2009-08-05T21:14:57Z

Char Aznable: /* Reasons for the Bannination of RegalSin */

RegalSin

2009-08-05T21:14:31Z

Char Aznable: /* Reasons for the Bannination of RegalSin */

RegalSin

2009-08-05T21:14:07Z

Char Aznable: /* Reasons for the Bannination of RegalSin */

RegalSin

2009-08-05T21:13:51Z

Char Aznable: /* List of Forums That RegalSin Has Been Banned From */

RegalSin

2009-08-05T21:13:27Z

Char Aznable:

RegalSin

2009-08-05T20:48:17Z

Char Aznable: Undo revision 6972 by SydLexia (Talk)

[[Image:Seal_of_Bannination.png|thumb||right|[[Banned users|User has been banned.]]]]
[[Image:Regal.jpg|thumb|right|GAZE UPON HIM! GAZE IN HORROR AT YOUR DOOM!!!]]

[[RegalSin]] is a [[banned users|former member]] of the [[SydLexia Forums]]. Aside from being borderline post apoclypitic bat shit crazy, he is also hatefilled, a pro anti-zionist, and possibly a lover of children. He was finally given the boot after everyone got [[I'm too hot and too tired to continue.|too hot and too tired to continue]] to deal with his bullshit. He is also the retard who likes [[Fatal Fury]].

== THIS IS WHAT REGALSIN ACTUALLY BELIEVES! ==

* Sex with people of any age group is okay.
* Bass and Zero, two ''separate'' robots from the Mega Man series, are in fact one and the same, and the ending was edited for US auidience.
* Games of today will never be like tomorrow.
* His dream girl is a ten year old Japanese Geisha.
* He can't get up off of his own toilet.

== Understanding RegalSin ==

RegalSin used a language that only he himself understood, and left many forum members completely confused as to what ReginSin was trying to say.

[[Syd]] once conducted an experiment where he translated one of RegalSin's original statements:

<blockquote>"''Not how my avator is resembling the ideal of Hitler saving Her beautiful Germany from Democracy or how Russia freed itself by raping and pillaging there Royal family only to be replaced by another man who had the wrong view of Hitler while doing as the French revolution did.''"</blockquote>

Syd translated this into French, then from French to German, then from German back to English using Babel Fish, to get this result:

<blockquote>"''Not, how mine resembles avator the ideal of the economy of Hitler its beautiful Germany of the democracy, or how Russia freed itself, as hurts it, and by gepluendert there only the royal family who can be replaced from another man to, which the wrong view of Hitler had, by making, how it made the French revolution.''"</blockquote>

After the experiment, Syd concluded that there was "Not much difference, actually."

== Responses To RegalSin And His Posts ==

* [[Black Zarak]] once said in response to RegalSin, "You know, it's off topic, but whenever I try to read something you wrote, I hear that "Wah-wahh-waa" noise adults make in the Peanuts cartoons..."
* [[Valdronius]] once said in response to a properly written RegalSin post: "I just spent the last 15 mintues searching this post for a grammatical error, and I can't find a single one! I feel a little faint; is this the first sign of the end of the world?"
* [[Tebor]] once said to RegalSin, after reading a post, "Regs, seek help, man. Seek help."
* [[Spanky McCracken]] once said to RegalSin, "Jesus, if it were ok to hit retards I'd find out where you live and lash you with my belt for being a moron."
* [[DarkMaze]] once said in response to RegalSin ripping on the Press Start flash cartoons: "I have no idea what he said either. But if he hates them, I consider that a compliment."

== Quotes, a.k.a. Shit RegalSin Actually Said ==

*You know what, to hell with you all. I am too tired and too hot to have this redundant conversation to continue.
*The window is now open, may the rain drizzle in.
*[[Dr. Jeebus]] is like Sean Connery with insults.
*Relationships of Today will never be like tommorow.
*I think I have downloaded so much I am bored with downloading. No really I bored with downloading stuff I might consider moving to Canada or the pacific. (Note: RegalSin can stay the fuck out of Canada.)
*Capcom knows Zero is Forte. Forte saying girly in a game is like Tron asking for a slice of Pizza.
*If I wanted to see mice looking women media people I could just order nude news or browse the web for Exposed pics and videos.
*Well the truth is I would have ripped open the [[NES]] just to get into the creamy center.
*What I hate the most about it is nothing hey it's my Mothers birthday hurray
*The thing is right now this is many years after that happen and the thing is he lost his promotion after telling a worker not to sleep on the job, all grey unincluding his skin, has like five children in one house, his current wife looks like a cheetahs skin rug on a mop stick, and lastly the mother of the daughter he had before he married my mother is jacking him for "owed" child support and she is around 24 while paying child support for the two children he left behind( still paying for me the fact I am college), he needs to lose some weight and is starting to ride a bike back and forth like some guy who just got his license, and his father never went after his mother when she left for not telling his father about the son she had that was his father( he has like five brothers). (Editor's note: Yes, that was one sentence.)
*I want to see the movie the exact same way Mr. Rogers sawed Star Wars.
*My advice is the best defense is no defense.
*What in tarnation is a Dan Cook ?
* I recently order some stuff from Ebay and had to deal with talking to the post office manager (who is a Jew)
*Well I could obviously see that but Syd would have to throw something big out the window.
*If you did punch a specific person in the face they will attack you or demand treatment.
*Personally I am tired of these drawings but nothing is wrong with nudism as long as it's for profit and art.
*they are college kids, and more or less country 90210 bumpkings living in saved by the bell
*Show pictures of anything that is material. Your car, bike and extra bike pieces, your cloned enhanced manimal, your Funbags or nips, your new dvdplayer, your 8 track tapes of Kenny G Rogers, your destruc bot H302, your monkeys paw, your internet dick, your light saber, your spy gear, your M47, your B-16, your blackbird, your black cherry, your blue Titan, your framed pencil, and more importantly any toy for any age even a boulder breaker back from the stone age.
*In such case I was banned for racism. Where I used the phrase "The JEw part of town" and in another thread were I used slang or broken words........where one of the broken words was Nigga.
*I am not a erasict person
*Hell yes I ingore alot of things like I do not care if Japan Bomb pearl Harbor since hey they never wanted to trade in the first place.
*Like for example Chinese food restaraunts use vinegar on there food alot and I do not buy the food enymore unless somebody else pays.
*If the real B.B.King was alive he would have support me
*But first the forums haves to be filled up with all kinds of people and jist before Tee-Shirts could ever sell. Also these people must have jobs and be able to send money orders without hesitation.
*But to slaughty Little Red Hen, eat her bread, and then roast her children.

== List of Forums That RegalSin Has Been Banned From ==
SydLexia.com isn't the only site that RegalSin has terrorized. In fact, his idiocy is world famous! Here's a list of forums that phucking poser RegalSin has been banned from:
*SydLexia.com
*CheapAssGamer.com
*HigherVoltage.net
*AtariAge.com
*Starmen.net
*Neo-Geo.com
*RFGeneration.com
*Sega-16.com
*TheTvforums.com
*UltimateConsoleDatabase.com
*ASSEMblergames.com
*GBAtemp.com
*ZapOnline.org
*OfficialNintendoMagazine.co.uk
*SegaRadio
*Nintendo official forums
*Play magazine movie forums
*fanboy reviews
*Nintendumps

*Every other forum he's ever joined or will join

== Not to be mistaken for ==
While the RegalSin being mentioned here is well known he is not to be mistaken for other RegalSin's.

*Gamewinners.com
*The-NextLevel.com
*CoolROM.com
*realraptalk.com
*KungFuRodeo.com

== Reasons for the Bannination of RegalSin ==
Since we all know the places, wouldn't be nice to know why he was banned.

*SydLexia. He made remarks that sounded too pro-hitler and pro-pedophilia. Even
if there is no knowledge linking him to related groups he was banned.

*CheapAssGamer. Cheapyd the owner of the websited asked people to ask his Japanese wife questions. Since his wife was intrested in asking questions. RegalSin asked "Why is japanese womens panties so thick" and was banned for that. The second time another user wanted to hear real life game names. RegalSin posted a whole slew of names that sounded too pro terrorist, anti-israeli, and so on. The majority of the board was caught up with the commercialism of 9/11 and contacted Cheapyd who looked like a Jew ( Irregaurdless that RegalSin never knewed or care about Cheapyd's relgious background ) to ban RegalSin forever. One forum member got the idea to contact RegalSin and curse him out threw other message boards.

However RegalSin did return but under a couple of other names. He was banned for other reasons the next two or three times around. One was saying that "Animals are animals, what is the differnce if one dies".

*HigherVoltage. HERV a pro fighter and hentai website had already changed RegalSin's original name around. Regalsin thaught he was banned and return with another title. RegalSin did share with even the same moderators of HERV that banned him. He even posted an intresting image of a certain talkshow host. That Elvira of the game world. However the IRAA had got the hots for HERV and had changed their posting rules. RegalSin broke that rule and was banned from punnane land. After that RegalSin would stop by once in awhile with a godzilla type mofit where HERV would ban him again. RegalSin's original account is still open but he forgot the password.

*AtariAge. Claimed that programmers was on the bottom the heap and the people that came up with the games was at the top. The conversation wented on and he was banned. However RegalSin returned under other names yet again to be banned for conspiracy reasons.

*Starmen. It is not official if he is banned but we can only guess he is going to be very soon. So far he thinks the pictures of Starmen look like diarrhea.

*Neo-Geo. He said a record player was simular to a SNK arcade Harddrive. Was sent to the thunderdome where he given the title of Blaster ( like the MadMax one ).

He did his usaul responces, to the point where the moderators decided even Hell was too good for him. They decided to put him out of his misery and shoot him with a.... I mean ban him. He has yet to return but people are speculating.

*RFGeneration. Heard about him from there brother and sister sites and decided to get rid of him before he could make his "RegalSin post". The return of him has yet to be decided.

*Sega-16. Started a crazy conversation to the point where he gave his avator three stars ( literally ). He was banned afterwards.

*UltimateConsoleDatabase. Said the SNES was better then the Amiga. Even the fact we all know the SNES was just an Amiga repackaged.

*ASSEMblergames. Used the word "Nigger" or was it "Nigga" when the admin posted a FMV video from the racing game juice. The video featured rappers. The admin probably could not understand RegalSin and deemed it as Racism.

*GBAtemp. Kept posting with incomprehensive writing and was put on temporary ban
for one year. It is not known if RegalSin is truly banned.

*ZapOnline. Rolled on in and Rolled right out. Made a post about his super secret uncollectable collectable.

*TheTvforums. Made an attempt to win a free Wii by rapidly posting. Was banned on instant.

*OfficialNintendoMagazine. It is not yet known if he was their or not but we speculate

*SegaRadio. This is a eurogaming forum. They said that they are no differnt then
the USA in games. RegalSin said differ. The conversation between regions continued until a moderator decided to bann RegalSin and even erased his comments
like the way the USSR edited pictures during Stalin's reign.

*Nintendo official forums. Yes he on it and now he is not their anymore. A guy
like him posting with Nintendopion kiddies is like Michael Jackson having a sleep over.

*Play magazine movie forums. Maybe his words was understandable. HERV along with this forum is probably the earliest of his network endevors.

== RegalSin Aliases ==

RegalSin can be seen posting under the name of

*Donovian B.
*Loyaltist S.
*Reguluse
*Rugal S.
*Red Queen
*Girly Gamer

== Room of the RegalSin ==

RegalSin for a short while was LIVE on Cheapassgamer.com chat camera. People have
mentioned that RegalSin's room is.

*Has skellingtonsin his closet.
*Is like a Japanese pervert Show.
*Is a cool shade of green.

== Race of the RegalSin ==

*RegalSin seems to be a Japanese advocate in most cases mispellng the word
"Amerika" like in Japenese cartoon or even making comments relating to their culture. This leads us to think that he is living in Japan or is Japanese.

*He is obviously against Zionism, the terrorist thing, and Iraqs leader being hung which leads us to think he might be Middle Eastern related.

*He post topics relating to race so that might mean he is African American. He even mentions about how every one thinks he is spanish, when he ranted on about his work as a busboy.

*One time people beleived he was Irish and dunk. Another Irish poster said "RegalSin does not stand for the rest of us" uptil it was discovered
it was just the forums system.

== What is beleived to be the source of RegalSins complex ==

The point of this big paragraph below, is to immitate RegalSin's writing to get inside what makes him, him.

it is beleive Regalsin wented threw transitions in life. transitions from being not black, white, spanish, Asian or any of the sort. From living in American and liking art and playing videogames. From this sorta information we can only gather that RegalSin is a shutin who lives under an Opera House and plays one of those big pipe organ. Maybe he beleives he was in the wrong place at the wrong time like that Korean kid who shot up his college. The only reason his maddness is restricted to the internet is that he grewed up with computers during the 1980's and was in a god loving home. Then his parents probably wented threw the divorce phase. Where his mom could only afford a one bedroom in a not so nice area. From this he was made fun of and eventually killed three of his classmates running them down, and punch them head first. Then he was sent to juvenile hall where he befreinded the fellow inmates by killing the but rapist king where he become the butrapist killer. After getting out RegalSin wented to summer school where they locked him into a special computer where he sawed all the wonders of the unverse. From then on RegalSin has powers. Powers like the one in Scanners that made people heads burst open by the mere mention of his name. Then maybe RegalSin found love after enlisting in seed, but he was brutally stabbed by the sorcerous, and then he woked up in a bed wandering the land like Jack in Titanic II: Jack is back.

== Origin of RegalSin's name ==

*RegalSin seems to dislike pokemon and hates the N64. The can only mean his
name from a game.
*Regalsin seems to mention something about the year 2020 in his name. Maybe it is a prophecy?

*I can only assume RegalSin might have to do with his pedophila crazed comments.
Then again Regalsin posts on a forum where people talk about videogames and must be a teenager or even six year old kid himself.

== RegalSin on MMORPG's ==

Regalsin has been spotted n PSO ships, WOW taverns, and FF12 rooms.
His lenged seems to echo even beyond the graveyard pit.

== RegalSin sexaulity ==

He must be a he right, but he seems to post as a girl sometimes. Regalsin
while sex crazed of young women and girls. He has no intrest in women who can have, had children for him. Maybe it is for the best that he does not.
Could RegalSin be a pedo, then why does not not go crazy over yong boys or the charactes from the seventies show. Maybe he just likes girls and is straight but not gay. If RegalSin is a She then she would have to be butch person. Maybe one
of those prostitutes who kills the customer afterwards?

== RegalSin favorite food groups ==

It could only be assumed the following from his posts.

*Fish
*Dumplings
*Rice
*egg
*veal

== RegalSin Media ==

He seems make posts about his 50mb website that he is working on. In the past
he posted comics. There is a greeting card along with other items that use words taken from his posts. Even a song that use his words and people responces threw the use of synthesizers. Ther is even a couple short comics based on his.

== External Links ==
*[http://wiki.cheapassgamer.com/index.php/RegalSin2020 RegalSin entry at CAGwiki]

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Talk:Guns N' Roses

2008-07-14T01:51:31Z

Char Aznable:

The song chart is impossible to read. I'd use a different font color. [[User:Char Aznable|Char Aznable]] 18:51, 13 July 2008 (PDT)

I don't know how to fuck with the chart, but Izzy briefly rejoined the band in 1993 then left that same year. Also, Richard Fortus is still in the band. - [[User:SydLexia|SydLexia]]

Izzy toured with the band, however he was not a member of Guns N' Roses. He offered to play because Gilby hurt himself. He was hired just for that tour, this would be similar to a company calling on an ex employee to help with a project but they are an outside consultant. {{GPF}}

Richard Fortus is a mistake, I'll fix it {{GPF}}

The alternate version of "Don't Cry" is the version that is usually played these days by local radio stations such as WHEB (100.3), WAAF (107.3), WGIR (101.1). The alternate version was also played on MTV back in the day sometimes. The video was identical to the original, except the baby's eye was blue at the end.

Dead Horse, The Garden of Eden, The Garden, and Since I Don't Have You all have music videos, and may potentially be candidates for blue.

Also, if we're going to include covers from GN'R Lies and the UYIs, we might as well include all of TSI and Sympathy For The Devil. It's important to note that Sympathy got decent play when it first came out, that it's on the Greatest Hits, and it tends to get played on so-called "block party weekends" where radio stations do blocks of classic artists.<br> - [[User:SydLexia|SydLexia]]

Also, Estranged should be in blue. It is a kickass song, but it was not a big radio hit and it was not frequently played live. It is certainly not as well as known as Civil War. - [[User:SydLexia|SydLexia]]

Syd, I agree with you about most of this, but I am a huge GNR fan. I don't think most people would recognize the difference between the versions of Don't Cry, but for anyone who does it would be odd. I think most people just think whatever version they hear is the original. So in a twisted way, they hear the alt lyrics and just don't realize it is alt lyrics. If you think it should be blue we can do that, I'm just not convinced anyone would go looking for the Alt Lyrics version on purpose. I know I skip the track when I have the CD in. Wait... I skip both versions. LOL I like the song, but it is a drain in its position on the first album.

Dead Horse, The Garden of Eden, The Garden, and Since I Don't Have You all do have videos, but no one sees music videos anymore, and they didn't really get much air time. I would guess that most people have never heard those songs unless they are GNR fans, or they heard them once 10 years ago and have no recollection. I vote red for them.

It is hard to do this list as a fan because I actually have feelings about the songs and this list is really just a popularity meter of sorts.

As far as the cover tunes go... This is a tricky topic. The original band put Lies with their EP Live ?!*@ Like a Suicide. While 4 of the songs are covers, they are on an original studio album. I think that a second song list to the right of the first one with live songs and covers would be a good idea. I am not done with this page yet, just haven't had as much time as I would have liked to work on it.
{{GPF}}

== How to Edit the Band Member Table {{GPF}} ==

To edit the Band Member table you need to understand how columns work in Wiki markup.

== Before you Edit ==
*Each line represents a new person
*The total number of columns can be determined using the following math:
**<u>Current Year (2008)</u> - <u> Band Formation Year (1985)</u> + <u>1</u> = 24
*All columns must always be accounted for
*All band members except for Axl will have space next to them on the left and/or right
*Each year has a value associated with it
== Editing a Band Member==
*Example Band Member Code, Robin Finck
|-
| style="border: 0px" colspan="11" |
| style="background: #FFDDDD; border: 1px solid #FF8888; text-align: center" colspan="3" | Robin Finck
| style="border: 0px" colspan="2" |
| style="background: #FFDDDD; border: 1px solid #FF8888; text-align: center" colspan="8" | Robin Finck
=== Breaking down the Code ===
*This begins the person's row. It must be above the person's data
|-
*This line says that there should be no Border across 11 columns. Also since there is no data after it, there will be no text in this space. The significance of the 11 in this case is how many years after 1985 did he begin with the band. Robin Finck started in 1996. 1996 - 1985 = 11
| style="border: 0px" colspan="11" |
*This line says that there should be a redish background, a solid redish border that is 1 pixel in size, centered text, and take up 3 columns. The significance in the 3 columns is the 3 years it represents. Because the prior code took up 11 columns this one will begin at 1996 and will go through 1998.
| style="background: #FFDDDD; border: 1px solid #FF8888; text-align: center" colspan="3" | Robin Finck
*This line says that there should be no border across 2 columns. Since there is no data after it there will be no text in this space. This will take up 2 years worth of columns.
| style="border: 0px" colspan="2" |
*Robin is a current member of the band, so from 2000-2008 he needs to be marked off. The first column was 11, second was 3, and third was 2. That makes 16 total columns accounted for. 24-16 = 8. So the final column must be 8. Also this column should have a red background, border, and centered text.
| style="background: #FFDDDD; border: 1px solid #FF8888; text-align: center" colspan="8" | Robin Finck

== What if you don't understand any of this? ==
*Contact someone who does and let them know what you think needs to be changed.

The Food Forum Militia

2008-07-13T06:12:45Z

Char Aznable:

[[The Food Forum Militia]] is a group of renegades which formed in July 2008 with the dedicated mission of establishing a food board on the [[SydLexia.com Forums]].

== History ==

Founded by [[sidewaydriver]], it began when he posted a simple suggestion after he noticed a large amount of food topics (like 2 or 3) being posted. After seeing the strong opinions people had on the idea, everybody fought over having a food forum, but strangely didn't have a problem with the overrated sports forum. He and a few others decided to post daily food topics in the '''General Discussion''' forum to prove that there is a desire for a Food forum. So far the threads have seen great response from other members. Opposers have gone on to form their own group called S.T.F.U. (Sydlexians for Treating Food Unfairly).

Whether there will be a food forum or not remains to be seen. As for now, you can find the official forum at http://ffmilitia.onediscussion.net/

== Notable Food Forum Militia members ==

* [[Sidewaydriver]]
* [[Docinsano]]
* [[Ross Rifle]]
* [[DarknessDeku]]
* [[KentheGod]]
* [[Shay Laren]]
* [[ThatGuy]]
* [[M3GA MAN]]
* [[Jesus]]

== Notable S.T.F.U. members ==

* [[Douche McCallister]]
* [[Not Sure]]
* [[DarkMaze]]
* [[Mitch]]
* [[Knyte]]
* [[Syd Lexia]]
* [[JRA]]
* [[enshinkarateman]]
* [[Char Aznable]]
* [[Satan]]
* Jesus (the messiah kind, not the border-jumping kind)

== External links ==
* [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5995 The thread that started it all]
* [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6033 Food forum poll]

[[Category:Forum History]][[Category: Food]]

Gamertag

2008-07-09T03:41:00Z

Char Aznable: Redirecting to XBox Live Accounts

#REDIRECT [[XBox Live Accounts]]

Gamertag

2008-07-09T03:40:43Z

Char Aznable: Redirecting to Xbox Live Accounts

#REDIRECT [[Xbox Live Accounts]]

Char Aznable

2008-07-09T03:40:04Z

Char Aznable:

[[Image:Char.gif||thumb|right|I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and guess who just ran out of gum?]]The SydLexia forum's resident [[polymath]] and destroyer of all things emo and all [[douchebaggery]], Char Aznable (AKA Frank Dasta) is the guy to talk to if you want to ask why there haven't been any updates to the HWA. He'll get around to them, and that's a promise.

== Why Char Aznable, Anyway? ==

It all started when, as a young lad of age 9 Frank caught an episode of Gundam Wing on Cartoon Network's Toonami (before they got all faggy and stopped showing Gundam all together). He was instantly hooked, watching the series on TV a total of 3 times. Frank then moved on after the series run ended, and watched other Gundam series shown on Toonami. One of the last Gundam series shown was ironically the first made, Mobile Suit Gundam. This is when Frank first experienced the awesomeness of the Red Comet, Char Aznable. At age 15 Frank got a cable internet connection, finally allowing him to reap the benefits of the internets (He could get porn. And stock quotes.). While reading up on Dr. Wily's Robot Masters, Frank stumbled upon one of many links [[Syd Lexia]] had planted to draw readers. After reading Syd's article rating Robot Masters, Frank proceeded to read every other article on the site. After being exposed to Syd's comedic expertise, Frank craved more. "Hmm, I
wonder what the Forums are?" Frank asked himself. He clicked the link, and saw that lo and behold, it was a place for discussion! Frank read every topic that interested him, and then asked himself "Now, how can I become a member of this forum?". He then saw the join link, clicked it, and was <s>sucked into cyberspace. He turned into the Freakazoid, so strong and super-quick. He drives the villians crazy, 'cause he's a lunatic.</s> (Please disregard these ramblings. Char accidentally unzipped his head.) took up the name Char Aznable in honor of his hero.

== Shit Char Does ==

*Frequently posts on the SydLexia.com Forums (he has the 2nd highest post count).

*Makes films.

*Writes for (the now defunct) Teh Internet.

*Is president of the [[Hugo Wrestling Army]].

*Has a natural +5 in irreverent bullshit.

*Instead of being a miserable little pile of secrets, Char is a fairly decent giant pile of fun facts.

== Favorite Games ==

*Street Fighter

*The Specialists

*Command and Conquer 3

*Team Fortress 2

== Fun Facts ==

*Char usually goes by the handle CasvalKnight everywhere else, including AIM and YIM.

*Char is a veteran of the [[Great SydLexian Forum War]].

*Char was a semifinalist in the SydLexia.com [[Character Battle]].

*Char's YouTube account is Charx782.

*Char's Xbox Live [[gamertag]] is General Disasta.

*Char wrote this area of his article at 6:34PM Central Time while on register at Office Depot.

[[Category:Forum Members]]

Category:The Complete Sydapedia

2008-07-09T03:31:06Z

Char Aznable: Redirecting to Special:Allpages

#REDIRECT [[special:allpages]]

Category:The Complete Sydapedia

2008-07-09T03:30:52Z

Char Aznable: Redirecting to Allpages

#REDIRECT [[allpages]]

Category:The Complete Sydapedia

2008-07-09T03:29:22Z

Char Aznable: New page: REDIRECT special:allpages

REDIRECT [[special:allpages]]

Talk:Fucking State of: New York

2008-07-05T18:38:05Z

Char Aznable: New page: *Any way we can get a background change on that table? It's almost impossible to read. ~~~~

*Any way we can get a background change on that table? It's almost impossible to read. [[User:Char Aznable|Char Aznable]] 11:38, 5 July 2008 (PDT)

/sandbox

2008-07-05T18:37:04Z

Char Aznable:

== Gallery Test ==

<gallery>
Image:Pinocchio.PNG |Don't Lie!
Image:Liar!!!.png|Liar
Image:John Rhys-Davies.png|Davies
</gallery>

99 Red Balloons

2008-07-04T19:51:47Z

Char Aznable:

These are the English lyrics to 99 Red Balloons. The song was originally written and recorded by [[Nena]], but it has been covered by several other bands.

=== Lyrics ===

You and I in a little toy shop

Buy a bag of balloons with the money we got

Set them free at the break of dawn

Till one by one, they were gone

Back at base, bugs in the software

Flash the message, somethings out their

Floating in the summer sky

99 red balloons go by

99 red balloons floating in the summer sky

Panic bells, it's red alert

There's something here from somewhere else

The war machine, it springs to life

Opens up one eager eye

Focusing it on the sky

As 99 red balloons go by

99 decision street

99 ministers meet

To worry, worry, super scurry

Call the troops out in a hurry

This is what we've waited for

This is it boys, this is war

The president is on the line

As 99 red balloons go by

99 knights of the air

Super high-tech jetfighters

Everyones a superhero

Everyones a Captain Kirk

With orders to identify

To clarify and classify

Scramble in the summer sky

As 99 red balloons go by

99 dreams that I have had

In every one a red balloon

It's all over and I'm standing pretty

In the dust that was a city

If I could have a soverneir

Just to prove the world was here

And here it is, a red balloon

I think of you and let it go

[[Category:Songs]]
[[Category:Music]]

Talk:Main Page

2008-07-04T17:03:44Z

Char Aznable: /* HTML Issues */

== GPFontaine's Feelings about the Main Page ==
<div style="background:#000000; border:1px solid #889977; padding:5px; height:250px; overflow:auto;">

=== Links/Videos of the Day ===
I think that it would be a good idea to have an actual page [[Link of the Day]] and [[Media of the Day]] with archives of the links that go on the front page. [[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 20:25, 1 January 2008 (PST)

=== New Edit Buttons ===
I added the following code to [[MediaWiki:Common.js]]
document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="'
+ 'http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:MarkS/extraeditbuttons.js'
+ '&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&dontcountme=s"></script>');
It created a bunch of buttons that make editing a page much easier.

===Front Page===
The front page of a wiki doesn't need to be extra special.
<br />
It needs to give an idea as to what the wiki will help with and perhaps links to some general categories.
<br />
Still, if you chose to write out in huge letters FFIV > FFVI you would never hear me complain about it.

===Menu Troubles===
The trouble with using images as menus in wikimedia is that an external image marker will always place itself next to the image and the image will link to its wiki page.

An option is to get the images to refer to webpages, but when I tried to do that on your page it does not work. I think you might need an admin setting for redirects to work. Look into the command: #redirect.

I also played with CSS and Javascript. The problem is that many attributes will not work in a Wiki.

I hope that the ideas below will help you out. I'm not saying you should use them as is, but perhaps they point you in the right direction.

=== Wiki Tools===
[http://labs.seapine.com/htmltowiki.cgi Seapine HTML to Wiki]

=== Massive Redesign ===
On December 14th 2007, I redesigned the front page. I used a horizontal menu system and tables to structure the main page.

----

Good Luck

- [[GPFontaine]]
=== Thanks you ===
LOL Syd, thanks for the mention on the front page & Sysop Access.

I have a few more ideas for the design, but I want to work on a few other articles first.

</div>

== News Scrolling Discussion ==
* The main page is looking great. The only thing that bugs me is that when you scroll through the list of red links, the "Reported by Gishman P. Fontaine" scrolls as well. Is there a way to fix this? - [[Syd Lexia]]

* The reason I have it scrolling like that is so that the news section can be long and not make the page huge. That particular news item was pretty hefty, bigger than they will be in the future. I think that when you see how it looks with a bunch of smaller news items it will look better. If you don't like it after another few items are posted we can look into alternative methods of posting. [[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 20:00, 1 January 2008 (PST)

*No, no. I don't mind that it's a scroll box. However, when you scroll through it, at least in IE, the little block of text that says "Reported by: Gishman P. Fontaine" stays in a fixed position within the scroll box, thus causing it to be superimposed over the other text as you scroll. Here's a screenshot: http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Image:Weird_scroll.jpg

* Yuck... I don't like the looks of that. I'll see what I can do about super gluing it down. [[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 12:15, 2 January 2008 (PST)
* Well, it looks as though that fixed it. I just tested on IE7 & Firefox and it looks good. [[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 13:38, 2 January 2008 (PST)

*It's still doing it for me. I'm using IE6. [[User:Valdronius|Valdronius]] 00:01, 4 January 2008 (PST)

** It looks like IE6 is going to be lame like this. I hate to say it, but if a browser can't support using a DIV tag as a content holding block, then it is time to change browsers. Any current browser IE7, Firefox 2 & 3, Safari, Opera, Konqueror... all of them will work. RIP IE6. Seriously. [[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 18:17, 3 July 2008 (PDT)

==HTML Issues==
*I've had to fix issues with some of the html tags fucking up. The actual page will show the tag in text (ex: it will show < s>strikethrough< /s> instead of <s>strikethrough</s>, except without the spaces.), but when I open the page to fix this, the tags are instead a big mess of text and coding. I've fixed the pages that I saw the problem on, but I don't know the cause in the first place. I'm using IE6 right now, by the way, since I'm at work. [[User:Char Aznable|Char Aznable]] 09:58, 4 July 2008 (PDT)

==Redirect Arrow==
The redirect arrow needs to be fixed. It was designed for a white background and it looks kind of awful.

==Outside Links==
Isn't there supposed to be a weird little icon after outside links? Instead there's just a space... it's kind of awkward. -Syd

* Syd, can you link a URL for me so I can see where you are talking about. I thought I fixed this the other day. Tyop and I were talking about it in the forums. [[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 10:32, 28 June 2008 (PDT)

**Any of the links found in the [[SydLexia.com NES Championship - 2008]].
*** Got it, this was fixed [[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 18:17, 3 July 2008 (PDT)

Talk:Main Page

2008-07-04T17:03:18Z

Char Aznable: /* HTML Issues */

== GPFontaine's Feelings about the Main Page ==
<div style="background:#000000; border:1px solid #889977; padding:5px; height:250px; overflow:auto;">

=== Links/Videos of the Day ===
I think that it would be a good idea to have an actual page [[Link of the Day]] and [[Media of the Day]] with archives of the links that go on the front page. [[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 20:25, 1 January 2008 (PST)

=== New Edit Buttons ===
I added the following code to [[MediaWiki:Common.js]]
document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="'
+ 'http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:MarkS/extraeditbuttons.js'
+ '&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&dontcountme=s"></script>');
It created a bunch of buttons that make editing a page much easier.

===Front Page===
The front page of a wiki doesn't need to be extra special.
<br />
It needs to give an idea as to what the wiki will help with and perhaps links to some general categories.
<br />
Still, if you chose to write out in huge letters FFIV > FFVI you would never hear me complain about it.

===Menu Troubles===
The trouble with using images as menus in wikimedia is that an external image marker will always place itself next to the image and the image will link to its wiki page.

An option is to get the images to refer to webpages, but when I tried to do that on your page it does not work. I think you might need an admin setting for redirects to work. Look into the command: #redirect.

I also played with CSS and Javascript. The problem is that many attributes will not work in a Wiki.

I hope that the ideas below will help you out. I'm not saying you should use them as is, but perhaps they point you in the right direction.

=== Wiki Tools===
[http://labs.seapine.com/htmltowiki.cgi Seapine HTML to Wiki]

=== Massive Redesign ===
On December 14th 2007, I redesigned the front page. I used a horizontal menu system and tables to structure the main page.

----

Good Luck

- [[GPFontaine]]
=== Thanks you ===
LOL Syd, thanks for the mention on the front page & Sysop Access.

I have a few more ideas for the design, but I want to work on a few other articles first.

</div>

== News Scrolling Discussion ==
* The main page is looking great. The only thing that bugs me is that when you scroll through the list of red links, the "Reported by Gishman P. Fontaine" scrolls as well. Is there a way to fix this? - [[Syd Lexia]]

* The reason I have it scrolling like that is so that the news section can be long and not make the page huge. That particular news item was pretty hefty, bigger than they will be in the future. I think that when you see how it looks with a bunch of smaller news items it will look better. If you don't like it after another few items are posted we can look into alternative methods of posting. [[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 20:00, 1 January 2008 (PST)

*No, no. I don't mind that it's a scroll box. However, when you scroll through it, at least in IE, the little block of text that says "Reported by: Gishman P. Fontaine" stays in a fixed position within the scroll box, thus causing it to be superimposed over the other text as you scroll. Here's a screenshot: http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Image:Weird_scroll.jpg

* Yuck... I don't like the looks of that. I'll see what I can do about super gluing it down. [[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 12:15, 2 January 2008 (PST)
* Well, it looks as though that fixed it. I just tested on IE7 & Firefox and it looks good. [[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 13:38, 2 January 2008 (PST)

*It's still doing it for me. I'm using IE6. [[User:Valdronius|Valdronius]] 00:01, 4 January 2008 (PST)

** It looks like IE6 is going to be lame like this. I hate to say it, but if a browser can't support using a DIV tag as a content holding block, then it is time to change browsers. Any current browser IE7, Firefox 2 & 3, Safari, Opera, Konqueror... all of them will work. RIP IE6. Seriously. [[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 18:17, 3 July 2008 (PDT)

==HTML Issues==
*I've had to fix issues with some of the html tags fucking up. The actual page will show the tag in text (ex: it will show <s>strikethrough< /s> instead of < s>strikethrough< /s>, except without the spaces.), but when I open the page to fix this, the tags are instead a big mess of text and coding. I've fixed the pages that I saw the problem on, but I don't know the cause in the first place. I'm using IE6 right now, by the way, since I'm at work. [[User:Char Aznable|Char Aznable]] 09:58, 4 July 2008 (PDT)

==Redirect Arrow==
The redirect arrow needs to be fixed. It was designed for a white background and it looks kind of awful.

==Outside Links==
Isn't there supposed to be a weird little icon after outside links? Instead there's just a space... it's kind of awkward. -Syd

* Syd, can you link a URL for me so I can see where you are talking about. I thought I fixed this the other day. Tyop and I were talking about it in the forums. [[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 10:32, 28 June 2008 (PDT)

**Any of the links found in the [[SydLexia.com NES Championship - 2008]].
*** Got it, this was fixed [[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 18:17, 3 July 2008 (PDT)

Talk:Main Page

2008-07-04T17:01:14Z

Char Aznable:

== GPFontaine's Feelings about the Main Page ==
<div style="background:#000000; border:1px solid #889977; padding:5px; height:250px; overflow:auto;">

=== Links/Videos of the Day ===
I think that it would be a good idea to have an actual page [[Link of the Day]] and [[Media of the Day]] with archives of the links that go on the front page. [[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 20:25, 1 January 2008 (PST)

=== New Edit Buttons ===
I added the following code to [[MediaWiki:Common.js]]
document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="'
+ 'http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:MarkS/extraeditbuttons.js'
+ '&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&dontcountme=s"></script>');
It created a bunch of buttons that make editing a page much easier.

===Front Page===
The front page of a wiki doesn't need to be extra special.
<br />
It needs to give an idea as to what the wiki will help with and perhaps links to some general categories.
<br />
Still, if you chose to write out in huge letters FFIV > FFVI you would never hear me complain about it.

===Menu Troubles===
The trouble with using images as menus in wikimedia is that an external image marker will always place itself next to the image and the image will link to its wiki page.

An option is to get the images to refer to webpages, but when I tried to do that on your page it does not work. I think you might need an admin setting for redirects to work. Look into the command: #redirect.

I also played with CSS and Javascript. The problem is that many attributes will not work in a Wiki.

I hope that the ideas below will help you out. I'm not saying you should use them as is, but perhaps they point you in the right direction.

=== Wiki Tools===
[http://labs.seapine.com/htmltowiki.cgi Seapine HTML to Wiki]

=== Massive Redesign ===
On December 14th 2007, I redesigned the front page. I used a horizontal menu system and tables to structure the main page.

----

Good Luck

- [[GPFontaine]]
=== Thanks you ===
LOL Syd, thanks for the mention on the front page & Sysop Access.

I have a few more ideas for the design, but I want to work on a few other articles first.

</div>

== News Scrolling Discussion ==
* The main page is looking great. The only thing that bugs me is that when you scroll through the list of red links, the "Reported by Gishman P. Fontaine" scrolls as well. Is there a way to fix this? - [[Syd Lexia]]

* The reason I have it scrolling like that is so that the news section can be long and not make the page huge. That particular news item was pretty hefty, bigger than they will be in the future. I think that when you see how it looks with a bunch of smaller news items it will look better. If you don't like it after another few items are posted we can look into alternative methods of posting. [[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 20:00, 1 January 2008 (PST)

*No, no. I don't mind that it's a scroll box. However, when you scroll through it, at least in IE, the little block of text that says "Reported by: Gishman P. Fontaine" stays in a fixed position within the scroll box, thus causing it to be superimposed over the other text as you scroll. Here's a screenshot: http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Image:Weird_scroll.jpg

* Yuck... I don't like the looks of that. I'll see what I can do about super gluing it down. [[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 12:15, 2 January 2008 (PST)
* Well, it looks as though that fixed it. I just tested on IE7 & Firefox and it looks good. [[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 13:38, 2 January 2008 (PST)

*It's still doing it for me. I'm using IE6. [[User:Valdronius|Valdronius]] 00:01, 4 January 2008 (PST)

** It looks like IE6 is going to be lame like this. I hate to say it, but if a browser can't support using a DIV tag as a content holding block, then it is time to change browsers. Any current browser IE7, Firefox 2 & 3, Safari, Opera, Konqueror... all of them will work. RIP IE6. Seriously. [[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 18:17, 3 July 2008 (PDT)

==HTML Issues==
*I've had to fix issues with some of the html tags fucking up. The actual page will show the tag in text (ex: it will show <s>strikethrough< /s> instead of < s>strikethrough</s>, except without the spaces.), but when I open the page to fix this, the tags are instead a big mess of text and coding. I've fixed the pages that I saw the problem on, but I don't know the cause in the first place. I'm using IE6 right now, by the way, since I'm at work. [[User:Char Aznable|Char Aznable]] 09:58, 4 July 2008 (PDT)

==Redirect Arrow==
The redirect arrow needs to be fixed. It was designed for a white background and it looks kind of awful.

==Outside Links==
Isn't there supposed to be a weird little icon after outside links? Instead there's just a space... it's kind of awkward. -Syd

* Syd, can you link a URL for me so I can see where you are talking about. I thought I fixed this the other day. Tyop and I were talking about it in the forums. [[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 10:32, 28 June 2008 (PDT)

**Any of the links found in the [[SydLexia.com NES Championship - 2008]].
*** Got it, this was fixed [[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 18:17, 3 July 2008 (PDT)

Talk:Main Page

2008-07-04T16:58:06Z

Char Aznable: /* News Scrolling Discussion */

== GPFontaine's Feelings about the Main Page ==
<div style="background:#000000; border:1px solid #889977; padding:5px; height:250px; overflow:auto;">

=== Links/Videos of the Day ===
I think that it would be a good idea to have an actual page [[Link of the Day]] and [[Media of the Day]] with archives of the links that go on the front page. [[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 20:25, 1 January 2008 (PST)

=== New Edit Buttons ===
I added the following code to [[MediaWiki:Common.js]]
document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="'
+ 'http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:MarkS/extraeditbuttons.js'
+ '&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&dontcountme=s"></script>');
It created a bunch of buttons that make editing a page much easier.

===Front Page===
The front page of a wiki doesn't need to be extra special.
<br />
It needs to give an idea as to what the wiki will help with and perhaps links to some general categories.
<br />
Still, if you chose to write out in huge letters FFIV > FFVI you would never hear me complain about it.

===Menu Troubles===
The trouble with using images as menus in wikimedia is that an external image marker will always place itself next to the image and the image will link to its wiki page.

An option is to get the images to refer to webpages, but when I tried to do that on your page it does not work. I think you might need an admin setting for redirects to work. Look into the command: #redirect.

I also played with CSS and Javascript. The problem is that many attributes will not work in a Wiki.

I hope that the ideas below will help you out. I'm not saying you should use them as is, but perhaps they point you in the right direction.

=== Wiki Tools===
[http://labs.seapine.com/htmltowiki.cgi Seapine HTML to Wiki]

=== Massive Redesign ===
On December 14th 2007, I redesigned the front page. I used a horizontal menu system and tables to structure the main page.

----

Good Luck

- [[GPFontaine]]
=== Thanks you ===
LOL Syd, thanks for the mention on the front page & Sysop Access.

I have a few more ideas for the design, but I want to work on a few other articles first.

</div>

== News Scrolling Discussion ==
* The main page is looking great. The only thing that bugs me is that when you scroll through the list of red links, the "Reported by Gishman P. Fontaine" scrolls as well. Is there a way to fix this? - [[Syd Lexia]]

* The reason I have it scrolling like that is so that the news section can be long and not make the page huge. That particular news item was pretty hefty, bigger than they will be in the future. I think that when you see how it looks with a bunch of smaller news items it will look better. If you don't like it after another few items are posted we can look into alternative methods of posting. [[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 20:00, 1 January 2008 (PST)

*No, no. I don't mind that it's a scroll box. However, when you scroll through it, at least in IE, the little block of text that says "Reported by: Gishman P. Fontaine" stays in a fixed position within the scroll box, thus causing it to be superimposed over the other text as you scroll. Here's a screenshot: http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Image:Weird_scroll.jpg

* Yuck... I don't like the looks of that. I'll see what I can do about super gluing it down. [[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 12:15, 2 January 2008 (PST)
* Well, it looks as though that fixed it. I just tested on IE7 & Firefox and it looks good. [[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 13:38, 2 January 2008 (PST)

*It's still doing it for me. I'm using IE6. [[User:Valdronius|Valdronius]] 00:01, 4 January 2008 (PST)

** It looks like IE6 is going to be lame like this. I hate to say it, but if a browser can't support using a DIV tag as a content holding block, then it is time to change browsers. Any current browser IE7, Firefox 2 & 3, Safari, Opera, Konqueror... all of them will work. RIP IE6. Seriously. [[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 18:17, 3 July 2008 (PDT)

*I've had to fix issues with some of the html tags fucking up. The actual page will show the tag in text (ex: it will show < s >strikethrough< /s > instead of <s>strikethrough</s>, except without the spaces.), but when I open the page to fix this, the tags are instead a big mess of text and coding. I've fixed the pages that I saw the problem on, but I don't know the cause in the first place. I'm using IE6 right now, by the way, since I'm at work. [[User:Char Aznable|Char Aznable]] 09:58, 4 July 2008 (PDT)

==Redirect Arrow==
The redirect arrow needs to be fixed. It was designed for a white background and it looks kind of awful.

==Outside Links==
Isn't there supposed to be a weird little icon after outside links? Instead there's just a space... it's kind of awkward. -Syd

* Syd, can you link a URL for me so I can see where you are talking about. I thought I fixed this the other day. Tyop and I were talking about it in the forums. [[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 10:32, 28 June 2008 (PDT)

**Any of the links found in the [[SydLexia.com NES Championship - 2008]].
*** Got it, this was fixed [[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 18:17, 3 July 2008 (PDT)

Harg Boigled Eggs

2008-07-04T16:51:39Z

Char Aznable:

[[Image:Harg Boigled.gif|400px|right]][[Image:Eggz.gif|400px|right]]Harg Boigled Eggs is a running joke on the SydLexia.com forums. Started by [[Char]] and [[Murdar Machene]], the joke ran a long and convoluted course before Syd got pissed and used the forum's word censor protocol to effectively ban the phrase, its variants, and several other words. After being accused of being douchebag, Syd apologized for the word censoring. The board members, in turn, apologized for ruining every fucking thread with their incessant talk of eggs, and most of the word filters were lifted. The phrase <b>harg boiled eggs</b> is still banned on the forums, mostly as an homage to the whole debacle. The eggs still resurface from time to time as a recurring joke, mostly in image form. This is due to Char, who was new at making GIF images at the time, making the images seen at the right for practice.

[[Category:Forum Jokes]]

Harg Boigled Eggs

2008-07-04T16:50:08Z

Char Aznable:

[[Image:Eggz.gif|400px|right]][[Image:Harg Boigled.gif|400px|right]]Harg Boigled Eggs is a running joke on the SydLexia.com forums. Started by [[Char]] and [[Murdar Machene]], the joke ran a long and convoluted course before Syd got pissed and used the forum's word censor protocol to effectively ban the phrase, its variants, and several other words. After being accused of being douchebag, Syd apologized for the word censoring. The board members, in turn, apologized for ruining every fucking thread with their incessant talk of eggs, and most of the word filters were lifted. The phrase <b>harg boiled eggs</b> is still banned on the forums, mostly as an homage to the whole debacle. The eggs still resurface from time to time as a recurring joke, mostly in image form. This is due to Char, who was new at making GIF images at the time, making the images seen at the right for practice.

[[Category:Forum Jokes]]

Banned words and phrases

2008-07-04T16:45:41Z

Char Aznable:

Rule #7 of the [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=9 global forum rules](which nobody ever reads) states: <blockquote>The following words and phrases are banned: '''ima''', '''prolly''', '''Carson Daly is not a homo''', '''sammich'''. If you break this rule, expect a polite but firm written warning. Repeated violations of this rule may lead to you being banned.

- Syd Lexia and the moderators</blockquote>

This has become a recurring joke on the forums, with posters warning offenders of how they will get banned for using one of forbidden words or moderators "modding" them in jest. [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5800 Sometimes this causes confusion].

Note that this is the only rule that is meant as a joke. Don't start triple posting or something.

[[Category:Forum Jokes]]

Banned words and phrases

2008-07-04T16:44:24Z

Char Aznable:

Rule #7 of the [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=9 gobal forum rules] (which nobody ever reads) states: <blockquote>The following words and phrases are banned: '''ima''', '''prolly''', '''Carson Daly is not a homo''', '''sammich'''. If you break this rule, expect a polite but firm written warning. Repeated violations of this rule may lead to you being banned.

<blockquote>- Syd Lexia and the moderators</blockquote>

This has become a recurring joke on the forums, with posters warning offenders of how they will get banned for using one of forbidden words or moderators "modding" them in jest. [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5800 Sometimes this causes confusion].

Note that this is the only rule that is meant as a joke. Don't start triple posting or something.

[[Category:Forum Jokes]]

User:FNJ

2008-07-04T16:42:38Z

Char Aznable: Redirecting to Jew

#REDIRECT [[Jew]]

User:FNJ

2008-07-04T16:42:02Z

Char Aznable: New page: REDIRECT Jew

REDIRECT [[Jew]]

FNJ

2008-07-04T16:41:00Z

Char Aznable:

[[JEW]] is a <s>former</s> (back as of December 10th, 2007) member of the SydLexia.com forums. He is best known for his love of Hannukah, wrestling, and a hatred of [[World of Snorecraft]].

== ORIGIN ==

Upon finding a magic pair of 3D glasses in an adandoned arcade, Mild Mannered Pete Kowalsky was transformed into the mad chill, groovy cool super hero known as The Flyin’ Jew! Using his super powers of mad phat breakdancing and super tight skateboarding The Flyin’ Jew flies around and kills super villans everywhere!

Shortly after his transformation, The Flyin’ Jew joined forces with The Nude Smurf, The Abombinadle Arse, “Hardcore” Nick Orr, and The Mighty Ed Wood to form TeH Internet, which wields Obscurity and Absurdity like weapons, and hacks down all who stand in it’s way.

== Super Powers ==

The Flyin’ Jew has a weakness of +4 fire dmg but gets an extra combat roll during dance recitals. The Flyin’ Jew enjoys the obscure, and can find humor in almost anything. He listens to a diverse selection of music, but has an affinity to Zebrahead as of late.

== Teh Internet ==

The Flyin’ Jew has taken a Vince McMahon approach to THI as of late. That is, leaving his workers to fend for themselves while he rakes in the profit.

== The Fall of Teh Internet ==

THI now just links to a Mets fan blog. It is a sign of the degredation of the internet that we have lost such a beacon of humor and pop culture. Oh, well. At least we still have [[SydLexia.com]]

== TRIVIA ==
*Jew <s>runs</s> ran Teh Internet (now defunct).
*Jew would've wrote his own page, but he was busy getting higher than Hilltop Zone.

== CONTROVERSY ==
*Although his internet handle is "The Flyin' Jew," or sometimes shortened to just "Jew," it is unknown whether or not Peter Kowalsky is actually jewish. It has been proven that he can fly, however.

[[User:FNJ|FNJ]] 12:41, 8 February 2008 (PST)

[[Category:Forum Members]]

FNJ

2008-07-04T16:39:59Z

Char Aznable: /* Teh Internet */

[[JEW]] is a <s>former</s> (back as of December 10th, 2007) member of the SydLexia.com forums. He is best known for his love of Hannukah, wrestling, and a hatred of [[World of Snorecraft]].

== ORIGIN ==

Upon finding a magic pair of 3D glasses in an adandoned arcade, Mild Mannered Pete Kowalsky was transformed into the mad chill, groovy cool super hero known as The Flyin’ Jew! Using his super powers of mad phat breakdancing and super tight skateboarding The Flyin’ Jew flies around and kills super villans everywhere!

Shortly after his transformation, The Flyin’ Jew joined forces with The Nude Smurf, The Abombinadle Arse, “Hardcore” Nick Orr, and The Mighty Ed Wood to form TeH Internet, which wields Obscurity and Absurdity like weapons, and hacks down all who stand in it’s way.

== Super Powers ==

The Flyin’ Jew has a weakness of +4 fire dmg but gets an extra combat roll during dance recitals. The Flyin’ Jew enjoys the obscure, and can find humor in almost anything. He listens to a diverse selection of music, but has an affinity to Zebrahead as of late.

== Teh Internet ==

The Flyin’ Jew has taken a Vince McMahon approach to THI as of late. That is, leaving his workers to fend for themselves while he rakes in the profit.

== The Fall of Teh Internet ==

THI now just links to a Mets fan blog. It is a sign of the degredation of the internet that we have lost such a beacon of humor and pop culture. Oh, well. At least we still have [[SydLexia.com]]

== TRIVIA ==
*Jew runs [http://www.tehinter.net Teh Internet]
*Jew would've wrote his own page, but he was busy getting higher than Hilltop Zone.

== CONTROVERSY ==
*Although his internet handle is "The Flyin' Jew," or sometimes shortened to just "Jew," it is unknown whether or not Peter Kowalsky is actually jewish. It has been proven that he can fly, however.

[[User:FNJ|FNJ]] 12:41, 8 February 2008 (PST)

[[Category:Forum Members]]

FNJ

2008-07-04T16:38:15Z

Char Aznable:

[[JEW]] is a <s>former</s> (back as of December 10th, 2007) member of the SydLexia.com forums. He is best known for his love of Hannukah, wrestling, and a hatred of [[World of Snorecraft]].

== ORIGIN ==

Upon finding a magic pair of 3D glasses in an adandoned arcade, Mild Mannered Pete Kowalsky was transformed into the mad chill, groovy cool super hero known as The Flyin’ Jew! Using his super powers of mad phat breakdancing and super tight skateboarding The Flyin’ Jew flies around and kills super villans everywhere!

Shortly after his transformation, The Flyin’ Jew joined forces with The Nude Smurf, The Abombinadle Arse, “Hardcore” Nick Orr, and The Mighty Ed Wood to form TeH Internet, which wields Obscurity and Absurdity like weapons, and hacks down all who stand in it’s way.

== Super Powers ==

The Flyin’ Jew has a weakness of +4 fire dmg but gets an extra combat roll during dance recitals. The Flyin’ Jew enjoys the obscure, and can find humor in almost anything. He listens to a diverse selection of music, but has an affinity to Zebrahead as of late.

== Teh Internet ==

The Flyin’ Jew has taken a Vince McMahon approach to THI as of late. That is, leaving his workers to fend for themselves while he rakes in the profit.

== TRIVIA ==
*Jew runs [http://www.tehinter.net Teh Internet]
*Jew would've wrote his own page, but he was busy getting higher than Hilltop Zone.

== CONTROVERSY ==
*Although his internet handle is "The Flyin' Jew," or sometimes shortened to just "Jew," it is unknown whether or not Peter Kowalsky is actually jewish. It has been proven that he can fly, however.

[[User:FNJ|FNJ]] 12:41, 8 February 2008 (PST)

[[Category:Forum Members]]

Great SydLexian Forum War

2008-07-04T16:30:06Z

Char Aznable:

In spring 2007, it was a time of change. A time of unrest. A time where everyone was acting like complete fucking douchebags. This was a period on the SydLexia.com forums where everyone was either pissed off or pissing people off, and sometimes both simultaneously. This went on for a few weeks, until Syd [[laideth the smacketh down]] upon the forum. Casualties of the war include [[Tishwitch]] (who surfaces during the full moon of the winter solstice when the blood of a young virgin has been spilled on the seal of Scu'gorith) and <s>[[Sock]]</s> (he's back now).

[[Category:Forum History]]

Char Aznable

2008-07-04T16:28:54Z

Char Aznable:

[[Image:Char.gif||thumb|right|I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and guess who just ran out of gum?]]The SydLexia forum's resident [[polymath]] and destroyer of all things emo and all [[douchebaggery]], Char Aznable (AKA Frank Dasta) is the guy to talk to if you want to ask why there haven't been any updates to the HWA. He'll get around to them, and that's a promise.

== Why Char Aznable, Anyway? ==

It all started when, as a young lad of age 9 Frank caught an episode of Gundam Wing on Cartoon Network's Toonami (before they got all faggy and stopped showing Gundam all together). He was instantly hooked, watching the series on TV a total of 3 times. Frank then moved on after the series run ended, and watched other Gundam series shown on Toonami. One of the last Gundam series shown was ironically the first made, Mobile Suit Gundam. This is when Frank first experienced the awesomeness of the Red Comet, Char Aznable. At age 15 Frank got a cable internet connection, finally allowing him to reap the benefits of the internets (He could get porn. And stock quotes.). While reading up on Dr. Wily's Robot Masters, Frank stumbled upon one of many links [[Syd Lexia]] had planted to draw readers. After reading Syd's article rating Robot Masters, Frank proceeded to read every other article on the site. After being exposed to Syd's comedic expertise, Frank craved more. "Hmm, I
wonder what the Forums are?" Frank asked himself. He clicked the link, and saw that lo and behold, it was a place for discussion! Frank read every topic that interested him, and then asked himself "Now, how can I become a member of this forum?". He then saw the join link, clicked it, and was <s>sucked into cyberspace. He turned into the Freakazoid, so strong and super-quick. He drives the villians crazy, 'cause he's a lunatic.</s> (Please disregard these ramblings. Char accidentally unzipped his head.) took up the name Char Aznable in honor of his hero.

== Shit Char Does ==

*Frequently posts on the SydLexia.com Forums (he has the 2nd highest post count).

*Makes films.

*Writes for (the now defunct) Teh Internet.

*Is president of the [[Hugo Wrestling Army]].

*Has a natural +5 in irreverent bullshit.

*Instead of being a miserable little pile of secrets, Char is a fairly decent giant pile of fun facts.

== Favorite Games ==

*Street Fighter

*The Specialists

*Command and Conquer 3

*Team Fortress 2

== Fun Facts ==

*Char usually goes by the handle CasvalKnight everywhere else, including AIM and YIM.

*Char is a veteran of the [[Great SydLexian Forum War]].

*Char was a semifinalist in the SydLexia.com [[Character Battle]].

*Char's YouTube account is Charx782.

*Char's Xbox Live gamertag is General Disasta.

*Char wrote this area of his article at 6:34PM Central Time while on register at Office Depot.

[[Category:Forum Members]]

Megadeth

2008-07-04T16:19:32Z

Char Aznable:

Founded by Dave Mustane after he left [[Metallica]], Megadeth is not only more awesome than its parent band, but has sex with your mother nightly. That's right, the entire band has sex with your mother.

== Fun Facts ==

If the only Megadeth song you know is Hangar 18, there's something wrong with you. Get off Guitar Hero 2 and go <s>download</s> buy Youthanasia, dammit.

[[Category:Bands]]

Megadeth

2008-07-04T16:18:52Z

Char Aznable:

Founded by Dave Mustane after he left Metallica, Megadeth is not only more awesome than its parent band, but has sex with your mother nightly. That's right, the entire band has sex with your mother.

== Fun Facts ==

If the only Megadeth song you know is Hangar 18, there's something wrong with you. Get off Guitar Hero 2 and go <s>download</s> buy Youthanasia, dammit.

[[Category:Bands]]

Megadeth

2008-07-04T16:17:03Z

Char Aznable:

Megadeth

2008-07-04T16:16:19Z

Char Aznable: New page: Founded by Dave Mustane after he left Metallica, Megadeth is not only more awesome than its parent band, but has sex with your mother nightly. That's right, the entire band has sex with yo...

Founded by Dave Mustane after he left Metallica, Megadeth is not only more awesome than its parent band, but has sex with your mother nightly. That's right, the entire band has sex with your mother.

B.B. King

2008-06-25T06:20:58Z

Char Aznable:

[[Image:Seal_of_Bannination.png|thumb||right|User has been banned.]]
B.B. King is a famous blues musician who totally kicks ass. Unfortunately for this highly talented individual, his name was misappropriated by a bisexual junkie named Brendan Black (BB) who was a massive troll on the SydLexia.com forums. This encyclopedia entry is about the latter.

B.B. King was one of the first real members of the forums and at the time, he seemed pretty cool. But by 2007, he was an embarassment to the forums. His drug-adled brain had degenerated his typing skills and coherency to RegalSin-like levels. He was banned in October 2007 for being a total dick.

==External links==
*[http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=9815009 B.B. King's MySpace page]
*[http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=3925 The thread that got his ass banned]
[[Category:Forum Members]][[Category:The Complete Sydapedia]][[Category:Forum History]]

Char Aznable

2008-06-25T06:20:06Z

Char Aznable:

[[Image:Char.gif||thumb|right|I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and guess who just ran out of gum?]]The SydLexia forum's resident [[polymath]] and destroyer of all things emo and all [[douchebaggery]], Char Aznable (AKA Frank Dasta) is the guy to talk to if you want to ask why there haven't been any updates to the HWA. He'll get around to them, and that's a promise.

== Why Char Aznable, Anyway? ==

It all started when, as a young lad of age 9 Frank caught an episode of Gundam Wing on Cartoon Network's Toonami (before they got all faggy and stopped showing Gundam all together). He was instantly hooked, watching the series on TV a total of 3 times. Frank then moved on after the series run ended, and watched other Gundam series shown on Toonami. One of the last Gundam series shown was ironically the first made, Mobile Suit Gundam. This is when Frank first experienced the awesomeness of the Red Comet, Char Aznable. At age 15 Frank got a cable internet connection, finally allowing him to reap the benefits of the internets (He could get porn. And stock quotes.). While reading up on Dr. Wily's Robot Masters, Frank stumbled upon one of many links [[Syd Lexia]] had planted to draw readers. After reading Syd's article rating Robot Masters, Frank proceeded to read every other article on the site. After being exposed to Syd's comedic expertise, Frank craved more. "Hmm, I
wonder what the Forums are?" Frank asked himself. He clicked the link, and saw that lo and behold, it was a place for discussion! Frank read every topic that interested him, and then asked himself "Now, how can I become a member of this forum?". He then saw the join link, clicked it, and was <s>sucked into cyberspace. He turned into the Freakazoid, so strong and super-quick. He drives the villians crazy, 'cause he's a lunatic.</s> (Please disregard these ramblings. Char accidentally unzipped his head.) took up the name Char Aznable in honor of his hero.

== Shit Char Does ==

*Frequently posts on the SydLexia.com Forums (he has the 2nd highest post count).

*Makes films.

*Writes for Teh Internet (now defunct).

*Is president of the [[Hugo Wrestling Army]].

*Has a natural +5 in irreverent bullshit.

*Instead of being a miserable little pile of secrets, Char is a fairly decent giant pile of fun facts.

== Favorite Games ==

*Street Fighter

*The Specialists

*Command and Conquer 3

*Team Fortress 2

== Fun Facts ==

*Char usually goes by the handle CasvalKnight everywhere else, including AIM and YIM.

*Char is a veteran of the [[Great SydLexian Forum War]].

*Char was a semifinalist in the SydLexia.com [[Character Battle]].

*Char's YouTube account is Charx782.

*Char's Xbox Live gamertag is General Disasta.

*Char wrote this area of his article at 6:34PM Central Time while on register at Office Depot.

[[Category:Forum Members]][[Category:The Complete Sydapedia]]

Jack Thompson

2008-06-09T19:29:36Z

Char Aznable:

An idiot lawyer living in Flordia, he tries to get violent games banned, esp ones made by Rockstar and Take Two. Their games include Grand Theft Auto, Bully, and Manhunt.

In a recent case, Jack Thompson was trying to get a gay porn site banned. When the judge needed evidence of it, Thompson submitted some of the gay porn from the site.

He is currently getting disbarred from practicing law <s>for good</s> for at least a decade, possibly more.

[[Category:Video Games]][[Category:The Complete Sydapedia]]

Spelling Bee

2008-06-09T19:28:30Z

Char Aznable:

A Spelling Bee is a competition in which contestants take turns spelling words. Usually if you spell a word wrong you're out.

== Forum Members Who Were In a Spelling Bee ==
* MOGHARR
* [[Ross Rifle]]
* [[Cattivo]]
* [[Char Aznable]]

===Forum Members Who Almost Won===
MOGHARR-3rd place in multiple bees.

===Forum Members Who Did Win===
* Ross Rifle
* Cattivo
* Char Aznable

== Trivia ==
* In one contest after a brutal 11 rounds of correctly spelled words, MOGHARR asked the judges to use his current word in a sentence. After hearing it stated aloud he began to spell it out, "M I C R O P E N I aye ya Oh Oh Ouch" he fell off stage and began to scream in pain as he curled into the fetal position. Unfortunately he had been stung in his left testicle by a bee. Despite the irony and his failing medical condition, the judges claimed that he had failed to spell Micropenis correctly and he was disqualified from the competition for causing a commotion.

* Ross Rifle's Spelling Bee trophy from 9th grade is the only trophy he's ever won. At the year end awards ceremony, he got to go up in front of the whole school and accept it. It was pretty semi-cool.

* Char's spelling bee trophies are either stupid looking, fucking creepy, or both. It's like the school is trying to scare all the smart kids.

Spelling Bee

2008-06-09T19:27:18Z

Char Aznable: