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The nWo

2009-10-31T01:54:24Z

Hazbomber:

[[The nWo]] is a usergroup on the [[SydLexia.com Forums]] started by [[JEW]] in June 2007. Nobody knows what purpose it initially served besides talking shit about other, non-nWo forum members behind their backs.

[[Syd]] summarizes its history as followed: <blockquote>
''I forget exactly how the nWo was formed, but someone, possibly Jew, brought up the idea of having Usergroups and thus nWo was formed, followed shortly by the [[HWA]]. Then Jew left the forums for a while and the board stopped getting used, so I deleted it and moved the posts to a hidden forum. After the recent string of moddings, I decided that perhaps the forum could use an [[NSFW]] board and Jew's old board was resurrected to that end.'' [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=74236#74236]
</blockquote>

Since June 2008, the group is now an open registration board for possibly offensive or NSFW topics, and with a minimum of moderation. Its current purpose as stated in the board rules is this:

<blockquote>''What happens in nWo stays in nWo. If someone manages to insult you here, don't take it to the rest of the board. The entire purpose of this forum is to curb some of the flamebait and redirect it here.'' [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5520]</blockquote>

== Moderators ==
* [[FNJ]]
* [[Optimist with Doubts]]
* [[Mr. Bomberman]]

== External links ==
* [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2924 The birth of The nWo]
* [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5517 The rebirth of The nWo]

[[Category:Forum History]]

Main Page News

2009-02-19T22:04:03Z

Hazbomber:

{{News
|subject= What You Can Do
|tilde=[[SevereFlame]] 10:20, 19 February 2009 (EST)
|details= Four score and several years ago, our ancestors created Sydapedia. The land used to be peaceful, but recently some shithead decided to post pornographics of Chinese variety. This was the first time somebody had really decided to post crap that needs to be deleted. I had a dream that my fellow Wikiers who did not have the right to delete articles would help the Wiki by somehow informing the people who DO have those rights of the articles, so they can be carefully and swiftly deleted. Thanks to the efforts of [http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=User:SevereFlame me] and [[UsaSatsui]], we can. Please see the [[DELETE THIS SHIT!]] article for details. There will be only two rewards for helping the wiki: peace and unity. And so, my fellow Wikiers, ask not what Sydapedia could do for you, but what you could do for Sydapedia. Thank you.
}}

{{News
|subject= Nagging.
|tilde=[[User:UsaSatsui|UsaSatsui]] 03:19, 31 December 2008 (PST)
|details= Honestly, I don't like doing this, but I really don't know anything about the show, and it's a damn shame that Syd has made a ton of articles about it, yet the best we can do is a link to Wikipedia. So someone who knows something ''please'' work on the ''[[Are You Afraid of the Dark?]]'' article? Please? I'll give you a cookie if you do.
}}
{{News
|subject= SydLexia.com SNES Championship - 2008
|tilde=[[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 16:35, 28 December 2008 (PST)
|details= The [[SydLexia.com SNES Championship - 2008]] is under way and registrations are closed as of midnight tonight. The official standings can be found here on the Sydapedia. We will all see if [[Not Sure]] lays waste to the competition as he did in the [[SydLexia.com NES Championship - 2008]]. Good luck to all!
}}

{{News
|subject= Added Locked Threads to History
|tilde=[[User:Docinsano|Docinsano]] 14:17, 20 October 2008 (PDT)
|details= I was looking through Sydapedia recently and came upon a green link: Locked Threads. So I went out of my way to sift through all of the General Discussion topics and found all of the locked threads. Adding new entries from the other boards is encouraged. You can check the page out [http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Locked_threads '''Here'''.] If you want to add more entries, visit the [http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Locked_threads discussion page] to find out the current completion of the archive. If you add something, please document it on the discussion page.
}}

{{News
|subject= Crackdown Smackdown
|tilde=[[User:SydLexia|SydLexia]] 20:03, 12 July 2008 (PDT)
|details= Over the coming weeks, I will be cleaning up Sydapedia. The Sydapedia is meant to be a collection of site history, forum in-jokes, information on forum members, and various information on pop culture. Pages which I feel are not related to these subjects are going to be deleted with extreme prejudice and without further warning.
}}

{{News
|subject= Categories
|tilde=[[User:Tyop|Tyop]] 02:41, 4 July 2008 (PDT)
|details= The [[:Category:The Complete Sydapedia|Complete Sydapedia]] category is now, <s>with the exception of a couple of protected pages,</s> gone. Don't add new articles to it. Use [[Special:Allpages]] to browse all articles of Sydapedia. You can find the now uncategorized articles at [[Special:Uncategorizedpages]]. Feel free to add those to new or already existing categories.
}}

{{News
|subject= Most Wanted - June 2008
|tilde=[[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 13:41, 29 June 2008 (PDT)
|details=Here are the 10 most wanted pages. You people linked to them and never made them. So its time to fill in the blanks. Green links need help!
# [[Aerosmith]]
# [[Metallica]]
# [[Led Zeppelin]]
# [[Gemstone III]]
# [[Scamrock]]
# [[Dork]]
# [[Boston]]
# [[Michael Jackson]]
# [[Marvin the Martian]]
# [[Viagra]]
}}

{{News
|subject= SydLexia.com NES Challenge
|tilde=[[User:Char Aznable|Char Aznable]] 12:16, 9 June 2008 (PDT)
|details= [[The Sydlexia.com NES Challenge]] is underway. Forumers will compete in a myriad range of events, all coordinated by [[Syd]] and [[Douche McCallister|Douche]]. Participants must sign up on the forums. Are you a bad enough dude to save President Ronnie?
}}

{{News
|subject= Tyop to the rescue!
|tilde=[[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 18:35, 18 May 2008 (PDT)
|details= While I sit here watching [[The Shawshank Redemption]], and Andy crawling through 500 yards of shit smelling foulness, I saw that [[Tyop]] has been hard at work!

Way to be man! The main page has some new additions and is looking much better. Also the categories are looking much nicer.

Oh... there goes the Warden... and BOOOM! [[Warden Norton]] is dead.
}}

{{News
|subject= Forum Trouble?
|tilde=[[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 16:38, 24 March 2008 (PDT)
|details= The forums seem to be having a little bit of trouble. Hopefully someone will fix it? Maybe? Anyone?

Did someone change their DB password and forget to update their applications?

Maybe some php changes?

The news page is down too, and Wordpress is crying like a little bitch.
}}

{{News
|subject= The SydStyle
|tilde=[[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 09:34, 13 January 2008 (PST)
|details= I have been working on this Wiki's look and feel. Open source crafted projects like MediaWiki are made by a special breed of human being. They don't think like... well, most others. So to change the style of this page, I have had to try to think like an open source web programmer. Personally I think that someone hitting me in the face with a shovel would probably help at this point. None the less, I am making headway. If you want to make some comments about how it all looks, do me a favor and post here [[Talk:Sydapedia Style Discussion]]. For now I have run out of time, but I'll continue soon.
}}

{{News
|subject= We really need these pages created...
|tilde=[[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 07:32, 13 January 2008 (PST)
|details= Here are some pages that we need people to work on. 
* [[Wikipedia]], [[AC/DC]], [[Michael Jackson ]], [[Mötley Crüe]], [[Aerosmith]], [[The Legend of Zelda]], [[Led Zeppelin]], [[Gainesville, Florida]], [[Boston]], [[Spanky McCraken]], [[Metallica]], [[Pink Floyd]], [[Why people who like GNR can't like Poison]]
}}

{{News
|subject=Sign Your Discussion Posts
|tilde=[[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 12:28, 2 January 2008 (PST)
|details=In order to make it easier to see who posts and when they post in discussion pages, please be sure to type [[Four Tildes|~<nowiki>~~</nowiki>~]] at the end of your discussion posts. [[ED-209]] demands that you follow these instructions, you have 20 seconds to comply. You now have 15 seconds to comply. You have 10 seconds to comply. You have 5 seconds to comply... four... three... two... one... '''I am now authorized to use physical force!'''
}}

{{News
|subject= Pages that are linked to but don't exist
|tilde=[[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 06:20, 27 December 2007 (PST)
|details= Below you will find a lot of red links. These are pages that are linked to by other pages, however no one has created them yet. If it is blue, then someone updated it, if it is red, then you should write something. I'll start by having [[NES]] point at [[Nintendo Entertainment System]]. Now, its your turn.
*[[Stern]], [[Kenpo]], [[Bisexual]], [[2005-11-23]], [[Hard Rock]], [[Moderator]], [[The Legend of Zelda]], [[Michael Jackson]], [[Pornographic film]], [[Kang and Kodos]], [[Who Wants To Be A Superhero?]], [[Daily Globe and Mail]], [[Caucasian]], [[2007-01-25]], [[Lars Ulrich]], [[Maynard James Keenan]], [[Alaska]], [[NES]], [[Heavy Metal]], [[Nu Image]], [[Lindsay Lohan]], <s>Once in a lifetime shit</s>, [[Nintendo Entertainment System]], [[Anorexia]], [[Wii Virtual Console]], [[Gainesville, Florida]], [[2007-02-07]], [[Spanky McCraken]], [[Meatloaf]], [[Batman]], [[Blanka]], [[James Brown]], [[Quote]], [[Mandy Moore]], [[Gemstone III]], [[Battlestar Galactica]], [[Mr. T]], [[September 28]], [[Melrose]], [[As of 2006]], [[Jimi Hendrix]], [[Robert McKee]], [[Fight Club]], [[Blast from the Past]], [[Dhalsim]], [[Digital Pictures]], [[Crane Game]], [[RTS]], [[Marvin the Martian]], [[USA]], [[Caril Ann Fugate]], [[Blue Monday]], [[Britney Spears]], [[Viagra]], [[Dr. Wily]], [[Jimmy Page]], [[Star Trek]], [[Tyler Durden]], [[Tishwitch]], [[Digitized Sprites]], [[Dell]], [[Team Fortress 2]], [[Star Wars]], [[Presidential Election]], [[Character Battle]], [[Daffy Duck]], [[Halo]], [[Mega Man 2]], [[Rock N' Roll]], [[SydLexia Forums]], [[Food]], [[UK]], [[Boston]], [[Mortal Kombat Series]], [[Duff]], [[The Specialists]], [[Chinese Democracy]], [[Lancaster County, Pennsylvania]], [[Soft Cell]], [[NES Drinking Saga]], [[Music Videos]], [[Excess Baggage]], [[American Penal System]], [[Spelling Bee]], [[Video game]], [[Israel]], [[Halloween]], [[Dork]], [[Night Trap]], [[Warcraft]], [[Tainted Love]], [[The Bell]], [[Heroes (TV series)]], [[Web comics]], [[The Hills]], [[Torah]], [[Tony Iommi]], [[Holy shit]], [[2005]], [[Honda]], [[William Shatner]], [[November 13]], [[AC/DC]], [[Freedom]], [[Ignignokt and Err]], [[Sauce]], [[Traci Lords]], [[Rockstar]]
}}

{{News
|subject= Pages that need work in the Sydapedia
|tilde=[[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 10:24, 25 December 2007 (PST)
|details= So what can you work on to help?
*[[Special:Lonelypages|These pages have no other pages linking to them]].
*[[Special:Ancientpages|These are the oldest posts on the Wiki, they might need some loving]].
*[[Special:Deadendpages|No one made any internal links going out from these pages, really]]?
}}

{{News
|subject= New News Section on The Sydapedia
|tilde=[[User:Gpfontaine|Gishman P. Fontaine]] 10:07, 25 December 2007 (PST)
|details= This new news section should be easy to edit and work with. Members are encouraged to post news worthy items here. The instructions to post are inside the code for this page and are very simple. Just do me a favor, don't fuck with the code in the news section.
}}

Mr. Bomberman

2009-02-19T05:34:26Z

Hazbomber:

'''Mr. Bomberman''' is the 33rd member of the SydLexia.com forums, joining on January 28, 2006. He is to date, the token black guy on the forums. His name is a tribute to the first game he ever played. [[Image:DDRBOMBE.gif|thumb|right|His avatar to around June '08.]]

== How he found this site out ==
Back in November 2005, Mr. Bomberman was a bored, uninteresting, and shy person, getting on the internet googling for random shit when he found [[Syd Lexia]]'s article on the arcade game Smash TV (of which he owned the SNES version as a kid.) He loved it, and then started to read the other articles on the site. He also mailed Syd about a petition for a channel bringing back Nickelodeon's older, better programming, which never flourished.

== Controversy ==
After coming back from a hiatus in July 2006, Mr. Bomberman was accused of being a [[Japanophile]], because of the way he carried himself on the forums. By the end of the year, he jokingly tagged "otaku~" onto his title as a parody of these events. By June 19, 2008, he erased that part of his title to stop further misunderstanding.

== Posting habits ==
Mr. Bomberman used to post a lot (as sometimes he is on the forums all day long), but due to a current lack of an internet connection in his house as of April 2008, he drifts in and out randomly on weekends.

In May 2008, he found a new internet connection to steal, so he is up almost all the time.

== Other facts ==
* Mr. Bomberman is known as Haz N. outside the forums.
* Bomberman routinely gets his ass handed to him on Street Fighter by [[Char]] and [[Murdar Machene]].
* More to come.

[[Category:Forum Members]]

XBox Live Gamertags

2009-02-19T05:28:21Z

Hazbomber: FNJ's name is flyinjew with no G.

* [[anorexorcist]]: ryan1196
* [[Char Aznable]]: General Disasta
* [[Chunx]]: Shagnarok
* [[Greg the White]]: Pennsylvanian
* [[homefry25]]: Bongreapage1983
* [[JEW]]: flyinjew
* [[Knyte]]: TheKnyte
* [[Mr. Bomberman]]: HazNobody
* [[mtgrnwdstar]]: ChiSoxFan913
* [[PhreQuencYViii]]: PhreQuencY8
* [[Rycona]]: Rycona (on XBL hiatus)
* [[scamrock]]: Scamrock
* [[Shut up, Dorn]]: Admiral Burr
* [[username]]: magicaccount
* [[Necrosaro]]: NecDW4
[[Category:The Forums]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Talk:Cornflakes

2009-01-16T18:58:44Z

Hazbomber: New page: StormTrooper2011, Who the fuck are you? - Mr. Bomberman, 1/16/09, 13:58

StormTrooper2011, Who the fuck are you?

- [[Mr. Bomberman]], 1/16/09, 13:58

World of Warcraft

2009-01-16T18:49:06Z

Hazbomber: /* B. Addictive */

[[Image:wowpvp.jpg|right||500px||thumb| Ah, nothing like a nice game of World of Warbullshit.]]
== Warcraft ==
This game is supposedly based on the [[Warcraft]] series. Prior Warcraft titles were [[RTS]] games.

It's really just an over-complicated [[Diablo II]] that costs 15 bucks a month.

== Char Aznable Explains WoW ==
A boring work simulator that allows people with no friends to play a gimped version of D&D and lose 10 gigs of hard drive space. Apparently [[William Shatner]] and [[Mr. T]] play it, but we all know this is bullshit as The Shat is busy scoring with hot alien babes and Mr. T is busy pitying fools and drinking milk.

=== But I play WoW! What should I do? ===

Relax, usually the WoW experience goes one of two ways:

==== A. Boring (Yawn) ====
* The player gets to around level 10, realizes how boring the game is, and moves on to something better like The Specialists.

==== B. Addictive ====
* The player gets hooked, becomes an addict, gets to level 70 on three or more separate characters, and never shuts the hell up like grinding some monsters and watching attack animations is some form of accomplishment. Meanwhile, these people usually have either no job, no social life, or neither and are living with their parents.

==== B2. Reaction to B ====
* So if B happens to you, you're screwed. But fret not, because asking for help is the first step to recovery! It looks to me like you'll take the A path. Just remember, it doesn't matter how many attack animations you watch, but how many haters you cap in [[The Specialists]] or [[Team Fortress 2]], games that are both more fun and less time-consuming than World of Workcraft.

== A World of Cockcraft anecdote by [[Ross Rifle]] ==

My buddy and I were in the bank, and this hot banker calls us over to her counter. So we walk over, say hi, sneak a few peeks at her insatiable rack, and she asks us:

;;''"Hey, do you guys play computer games?"''

We say no, but we are knowledged in the field. So she tells us that she's been playing this game, but she won't tell us which one. I instantly guess World of Fuckcraft, and she goes kinda red. I guess she just levelled up before work and wanted real bad to tell someone. Living proof that sometimes, the person controlling that large breasted, blond Level 20 Elven Cleric whatever-the-fuck is actually a hot chick.

And trust me, she was HOT.

[[Category:Video Games]]

List of important IRC commands

2009-01-16T06:48:09Z

Hazbomber:

The following is a list of useful IRC commands for the [[SydLexia.com IRC channel]].

== Table of Commands ==
{| class="sortable" style="background-color:#111111; border:1px solid gray; width:100%;color:#999999;" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="4"
|-
| Category || Action || Command
|-
| Basic Command || '''Registers your nickname with DALnet.''' || /nickserv register <password> <email>
|-
| Basic Command || '''Identify yourself as a register user.''' || /nickserv identify <password>
|-
| Basic Command || '''Recover your nickname from unregistered use.''' || /nickserv recover <nick> <password>
|-
| Basic Command || '''Join the SydLexia.com IRC Channel.''' || /join #sydlexia
|-
| Basic Command || '''Perform an action.'''|| /me <action>
|-
| Operator Command || '''Change the channel's topic.''' || /topic #sydlexia <topic>
|-
| Operator Command || '''Make a user an operator for the duration of their chat session.''' || /chanserv op #sydlexia <nick>
|-
| Operator Command || '''Forcibly eject <s>M3GAMAN</s> [[Hacker]] from the channel.''' || /kick #sydlexia hacker
|-
|}

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Internets]]

List of important IRC commands

2009-01-16T06:46:02Z

Hazbomber:

The following is a list of useful IRC commands for the [[SydLexia.com IRC channel]].

== Table of Commands ==
{| class="sortable" style="background-color:#111111; border:1px solid gray; width:100%;color:#999999;" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="4"
|-
| Category || Action || Command
|-
| Basic Command || '''Registers your nickname with DALnet.''' || /nickserv register <password> <email>
|-
| Basic Command || '''Identify yourself as a register user.''' || /nickserv identify <password>
|-
| Basic Command || '''Recover your nickname from unregistered use.''' || /nickserv recover <nick> <password>
|-
| Basic Command || '''Join the SydLexia.com IRC Channel.''' || /join #sydlexia
|-
| Basic Command || '''Perform an action.'''|| /me <action>
|-
| Operator Command || '''Change the channel's topic.''' || /topic #sydlexia <topic>
|-
| Operator Command || '''Make a user an operator for the duration of their chat session.''' || /chanserv op #sydlexia <nick>
|-
| Operator Command || '''Forcibly eject <s>M3GAMAN</s> [[Hacker]] from the channel.''' || /kick #sydlexia M3GAMAN
|-
|}

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Internets]]

Mr. Bomberman

2009-01-11T20:50:10Z

Hazbomber:

'''Mr. Bomberman''' is the 33rd member of the SydLexia.com forums, joining on January 28, 2006. He is to date, the token black guy on the forums. His name is a tribute to the first game he ever played. [[Image:DDRBOMBE.gif|thumb|right|His avatar to around June '08.]]

== How he found this site out ==
Back in November 2005, Mr. Bomberman was a bored, uninteresting, and shy person, getting on the internet googling for random shit when he found [[Syd Lexia]]'s article on the arcade game Smash TV (of which he owned the SNES version as a kid.) He loved it, and then started to read the other articles on the site. He also mailed Syd about a petition for a channel bringing back Nickelodeon's older, better programming, which never flourished.

== Controversy ==
After coming back from a hiatus in July 2006, Mr. Bomberman was accused of being a [[Japanophile]], because of the way he carried himself on the forums. By the end of the year, he jokingly tagged "otaku~" onto his title as a parody of these events. By June 19, 2008, he erased that part of his title to stop further misunderstanding.

== Posting habits ==
Mr. Bomberman used to post a lot (as sometimes he is on the forums all day long), but due to a current lack of an internet connection in his house as of April 2008, he drifts in and out randomly on weekends.

In May 2008, he found a new internet connection to steal, so he is up almost all the time.

== Other facts ==
* Mr. Bomberman is known as HazNobody outside the forums.
* Bomberman routinely gets his ass handed to him on Street Fighter by [[Char]] and [[Murdar Machene]].
* More to come.

[[Category:Forum Members]]

MTV

2009-01-11T18:42:26Z

Hazbomber:

Music Television

This is a cable television station that went from being good to sucking very badly. So badly, its like when the sucking is being done by someone who bites down too much and pierces the skin. Yeah, it sucks THAT bad.

== Back when it didn't suck ==
Until about 1991 MTV had a 10 year run where they showed [[Music Videos]] and talked about music and musicians, and stuff that had to do with that whole scene.
== Right as it started to suck (The Real World) ==
In 1992 a virus broke out and everyone who worked for MTV became severely retarded.{{citation needed}}
As an unfortunate consequence a show called [[The Real World]] was created and the world has never recovered.
=== Crappy Things that can be blamed on The Real World ===
* The Taliban {{citation needed}}
* Drug Trafficking {{citation needed}}
* [[Paris Hilton]]
* All other reality shows
* Cancer {{citation needed}}

=== Good things that came from The Real World ===
* Girls started becoming much easier
* [[Whale Tail]]s

Wait a sec... those two things are really just the same thing. One just directs you to who watches The Real World and is therefore easy.
* In 1985, hardcore punk gods The Dead Kennedys were inspired by MTV to write "MTV-Get Off the Air!", one of their best songs. Sadly, their intended goal has not come to fruition.

== Shows that didn't suck during MTV's "suck time" ==
* Headbanger's Ball (a holdover from the 80's)
* Yo! MTV Raps (also a holdover from the 80's)
* Beavis and Butthead
* [[Jackass]] (despite what Syd says about it)
* Daria
* Celebrity Deathmatch

== After 25+ years of Sucking ==
We are cursed by [[The Hills]]

FUCK What have we done!

what have we done.

[[Category: Television]]
[[Category: Music]]

MTV

2009-01-11T18:40:56Z

Hazbomber: Added in MTV shows that didn't suck.

Forum Quotes

2009-01-10T23:47:51Z

Hazbomber:

{{quote
|quote='''Char Aznable''': Fun fact: This election will either give us the first black president or the oldest president ever.*

<nowiki>*</nowiki> I should look this up, but I'm pretty sure I'm right. And it's late. [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=86715#86715]

'''Valdronius''': Don't worry Char, I looked it up. Obama is indeed black. [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=86740#86740]
|author=[[Char Aznable]] & [[Valdronius]]
}}

{{quote
|quote=Whatever, crabs are awesome, I want crabs right now! [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=83264#83264]
|author=[[Blackout]]
}}

{{quote
|quote=I'd kill my family if someone said it was the only way I could watch Back to the Future ever again. [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=82835#82823]
|author=[[Douche McCallister]]
}}

{{quote
|quote=Life has too many playable characters. I say it's high time we drastically trim the roster.
|author=[[Syd Lexia]]
}}

{{quote
|quote='''sidewaydriver''': I've been lurking for about a year now but I only made an account yesterday. I was going to wait till I found a cool picture and a neat quote before I posted.

'''Syd Lexia''': I think I deleted your account once as a potential spam account and you had to re-register. I greatly apologize.

'''sidewaydriver''': Actually I am a spam account. I just came here to tell Syd that he has a long lost uncle in Zimbabwe who recently died and left him billions of dollars. I just need all your banking information first so I transfer all the money into a Swiss bank account in your name. Oh, and I have lots of cheap prescription drugs if you want any.
|author= [[sidewaydriver]] & [[Syd Lexia]]
}}

{{quote
|quote=I enjoy a phat beat and killer rhymes, but the damage that rap has done to American female asses is completely unforgivable.
|author=[[Syd Lexia]]
}}

{{quote
|quote=Years ago, while a buddy and mine were at the mall, there was a table set up near the food court, being run by the OCA (Oregon Christians' Allianace) who are damn-near millitant Super Right Wing christians. They were passing out flyers on how evil homosexuality was and trying to get people to sign a petition to revoke a messure that had recently passed that gave same sex couples the right to be included in "Family Medical Leave" plans with employers.

The flyer had all kinds of just ridiculus crap in it. Basically insinuating that all gay men are pedophioles, and spend all day long raping each other in public bathrooms and shit.

So, my friend and I went up, looked at the flyer, listened to thier speil, and then when they asked us if we wanted to sign the petition, we looked at each and said in our worst lisps:

"I don't know baby, should we sign this? I don't want to get raped in the bathroom.....well, unless it was by you."

"Yeah, that shit's scary. Some fags just don't have any class, unlike us. At least we have enough decency to wait until we are in the privacy of our own home before you ram your big old meat saugage into my caboose!"

"Oooooohhhh.. That's sounds like fun! Come on let's hurry on home! The Bald Avenger is eager to sneak in your backdoor, and steal some fudge from your freezer!"

Then we kissed right in front of them and left hand in hand. I swear to god, one of the guys at the table ran to bathroom to puke. And, the others just stared in total shock. Serves them right, bigotious assholes.

|author=[[Knyte]]
}}

{{quote
|quote=But yeah, I'd definitely be down for a sausage fest.|author=[[Valdronius]]
}}
{{quote
|quote=And lo she did ride upon the beast, clothed in purple and gold, drunk on the blood of saints, playing Jenga on the Wii.|author=[[Blackout]]
}}

{{quote
|quote=A haiku I tried to make in Junior High when my English teacher told my class to write a poem of any kind, went something like this: (Note: it doesn't go by the rules)

Cold blooded killer

Blood and guts all over the walls

Machete in man's stomach

I was brought in by my teachers the next day (with a psychologist in the room), who thought it was serious. I laughed SO hard and I told them it was a joke.|author=[[Mr. Bomberman]]
}}

{{quote
|quote=I think Home Alone needed some good fucking. Just in the middle of wacky hijinks, cut to the mom taking it in the ass.|author=[[kenthegod]]}}

[[Category:The Forums]]

XBox Live Gamertags

2009-01-07T02:57:00Z

Hazbomber:

* [[anorexorcist]]: ryan1196
* [[Char Aznable]]: General Disasta
* [[Chunx]]: Shagnarok
* [[Greg the White]]: Pennsylvanian
* [[homefry25]]: Bongreapage1983
* [[JEW]]: flyingjew
* [[Knyte]]: TheKnyte
* [[Mr. Bomberman]]: HazNobody
* [[mtgrnwdstar]]: ChiSoxFan913
* [[PhreQuencYViii]]: PhreQuencY8
* [[Rycona]]: Rycona (on XBL hiatus)
* [[scamrock]]: Scamrock
* [[Shut up, Dorn]]: Admiral Burr
* [[username]]: magicaccount

[[Category:The Forums]]
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List of songs that reference video games

2008-10-13T04:59:06Z

Hazbomber:

== 0-9 ==

* [http://lyricwiki.org/OutKast:13th_Floor/Growing_Old "13th Floor/Growing"] by OutKast (''ATLiens'', 1996): <blockquote>''"To stand up on yo' game and pimpin these crows you must be flawless Like Mortal Kombat, but fuckin these wombats got you dizzy"''</blockquote>

== A ==

* [http://lyricwiki.org/Moldy_Peaches,_The:Anyone_Else_But_You "Anyone Else But You"] by The Moldy Peaches (''The Moldy Peaches'', 2001):<blockquote>''"Up up down down left right left right B A start Just because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart"''</blockquote>

== H ==

* [http://lyricwiki.org/The_Streets:Has_It_Come_To_This Has It Come To This"] by The Streets (''Original Pirate Material'', 2002): <blockquote>''"Turn off your phone Cos this is our zone Videos, televisions, 64s, playstations"''</blockquote>
* [http://lyricwiki.org/Will_Smith:Human_Video_Game "Human video game"] by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince (''He's The DJ, I'm The Rapper'', 1988): <blockquote>''"It's me against an ape, he's got my girl, I've got to save her! Oh no, I feel an attack coming on Yo Ready Rock C I wanna play a game of Donkey Kong''"</blockquote>

== J ==

* [http://lyricwiki.org/The_Notorious_B.I.G.:Juicy "Juicy"] by The Notorious B.I.G. (''Ready To Die'', 1994): <blockquote>''"Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis When I was dead broke, man, I couldn't picture this"''</blockquote>
* [http://lyricwiki.org/House_Of_Pain:Jump_Around "Jump Around"] by House of Pain (''House of Pain'', 1992): <blockquote>''"Tryin' to play me out like as if my name was Sega"''</blockquote>

== M ==

* [http://lyricwiki.org/Eminem:Murder_Murder "Murder Murder"] by Eminem (''The Slim Shady EP'', 1997):<blockquote>''"Actin' like they never seen nobody hit a nick before Smashed the window, grabbed the Nintendo 64 When they sell out in stores the price triples I ran up the block jumpin' kids on tricycles"''</blockquote>

== N ==

* [http://lyricwiki.org/Kimya_Dawson:Nobody's_Hippie "Nobody's Hippie"] by Kimya Dawson (''Knock-Knock Who?'', 2004):<blockquote>''"Maybe I'll play Tekken 2 all alone again Hold down select and then laff at big heads"''</blockquote>

== R ==

* [http://lyricwiki.org/Ludacris:Rollout_(My_Business) "Rollout (My Business)"] by Ludacris (''Word of Mouf'', 2001): <blockquote> ''Are you custom-made, custom-paid, or you just custom-fitted? Playstation 2 up in the ride and is that Lorenzo-kitted?''</blockquote>

== S ==

* [http://lyricwiki.org/Mike_Jones:Still_Tippin "Still Tippin"] by Mike Jones (''Who is Mike Jones?''. 2005):<blockquote>''"Blowing on the endo Game Cube Nintendo Five percent tint so you can't see up in my window"''</blockquote>

== T ==

* [http://lyricwiki.org/The_Streets:The_Irony_Of_It_All "The Irony Of It All"] by The Streets (''Original Pirate Material'', 2002): <blockquote>''"I just completed Gran Tourismo on the hardest setting"''</blockquote>

== Y ==

* [http://lyricwiki.org/Jay-Z:You%27re_Only_A_Customer "You're Only A Customer"] by Jay-Z (''Streets Is Watching'', 1998): <blockquote>''"More flavor than y'all can image havin' Graphic like Sega, Saturn, traffic like the Bodega"''</blockquote>

[[Category:Lists]]
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[[Category:Music]]

List of songs that reference video games

2008-10-13T04:57:27Z

Hazbomber:

== 0-9 ==

* [http://lyricwiki.org/OutKast:13th_Floor/Growing_Old "13th Floor/Growing"] by OutKast (''ATLiens'', 1996): <blockquote>''"To stand up on yo' game and pimpin these crows you must be flawless Like Mortal Kombat, but fuckin these wombats got you dizzy"''</blockquote>

== A ==

* [http://lyricwiki.org/Moldy_Peaches,_The:Anyone_Else_But_You "Anyone Else But You"] by The Moldy Peaches (''The Moldy Peaches'', 2001):<blockquote>''"Up up down down left right left right B A start Just because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart"''</blockquote>

== H ==

* [http://lyricwiki.org/The_Streets:Has_It_Come_To_This Has It Come To This"] by The Streets (''Original Pirate Material'', 2002): <blockquote>''"Turn off your phone Cos this is our zone Videos, televisions, 64s, playstations"''</blockquote>
* [http://lyricwiki.org/Will_Smith:Human_Video_Game "Human video game"] by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince (''He's The DJ, I'm The Rapper'', 1988): <blockquote>''"It's me against an ape, he's got my girl, I've got to save her! Oh no, I feel an attack coming on Yo Ready Rock C I wanna play a game of Donkey Kong''"</blockquote>

== J ==

* [http://lyricwiki.org/The_Notorious_B.I.G.:Juicy "Juicy"] by The Notorious B.I.G. (''Ready To Die'', 1994): <blockquote>''"Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis When I was dead broke, man, I couldn't picture this"''</blockquote>
* [http://lyricwiki.org/House_Of_Pain:Jump_Around "Jump Around"] by House of Pain (''House of Pain'', 1992): <blockquote>''"Tryin' to play me out like as if my name was Sega"''</blockquote>

== L ==
* [http://lyricwiki.org/Ludacris:Rollout_(My_Business) "Rollout (My Business)"] by Ludacris (''Word of Mouf'', 2001): <blockquote> ''Are you custom-made, custom-paid, or you just custom-fitted? Playstation 2 up in the ride and is that Lorenzo-kitted?''</blockquote>
== M ==

* [http://lyricwiki.org/Eminem:Murder_Murder "Murder Murder"] by Eminem (''The Slim Shady EP'', 1997):<blockquote>''"Actin' like they never seen nobody hit a nick before Smashed the window, grabbed the Nintendo 64 When they sell out in stores the price triples I ran up the block jumpin' kids on tricycles"''</blockquote>

* [http://lyricwiki.org/Mike_Jones:Still_Tippin "Still Tippin"] by Mike Jones (''Who is Mike Jones?''. 2005):<blockquote>''"Blowing on the endo Game Cube Nintendo Five percent tint so you can't see up in my window"''</blockquote>

== N ==

* [http://lyricwiki.org/Kimya_Dawson:Nobody's_Hippie "Nobody's Hippie"] by Kimya Dawson (''Knock-Knock Who?'', 2004):<blockquote>''"Maybe I'll play Tekken 2 all alone again Hold down select and then laff at big heads"''</blockquote>

== T ==

* [http://lyricwiki.org/The_Streets:The_Irony_Of_It_All "The Irony Of It All"] by The Streets (''Original Pirate Material'', 2002): <blockquote>''"I just completed Gran Tourismo on the hardest setting"''</blockquote>

== Y ==

* [http://lyricwiki.org/Jay-Z:You%27re_Only_A_Customer "You're Only A Customer"] by Jay-Z (''Streets Is Watching'', 1998): <blockquote>''"More flavor than y'all can image havin' Graphic like Sega, Saturn, traffic like the Bodega"''</blockquote>

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[[Category:Music]]

List of songs that reference video games

2008-10-13T04:20:48Z

Hazbomber:

== 0-9 ==

* [http://lyricwiki.org/OutKast:13th_Floor/Growing_Old "13th Floor/Growing"] by OutKast (''ATLiens'', 1996): <blockquote>''"To stand up on yo' game and pimpin these crows you must be flawless Like Mortal Kombat, but fuckin these wombats got you dizzy"''</blockquote>

== A ==

* [http://lyricwiki.org/Moldy_Peaches,_The:Anyone_Else_But_You "Anyone Else But You"] by The Moldy Peaches (''The Moldy Peaches'', 2001):<blockquote>''"Up up down down left right left right B A start Just because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart"''</blockquote>

== H ==

* [http://lyricwiki.org/The_Streets:Has_It_Come_To_This Has It Come To This"] by The Streets (''Original Pirate Material'', 2002): <blockquote>''"Turn off your phone Cos this is our zone Videos, televisions, 64s, playstations"''</blockquote>
* [http://lyricwiki.org/Will_Smith:Human_Video_Game "Human video game"] by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince (''He's The DJ, I'm The Rapper'', 1988): <blockquote>''"It's me against an ape, he's got my girl, I've got to save her! Oh no, I feel an attack coming on Yo Ready Rock C I wanna play a game of Donkey Kong''"</blockquote>

== J ==

* [http://lyricwiki.org/The_Notorious_B.I.G.:Juicy "Juicy"] by The Notorius B.I.G. (''Ready To Die'', 1994): <blockquote>''"Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis When I was dead broke, man, I couldn't picture this"''</blockquote>
* [http://lyricwiki.org/House_Of_Pain:Jump_Around "Jump Around"] by House of Pain (''House of Pain'', 1992): <blockquote>''"Tryin' to play me out like as if my name was Sega"''</blockquote>

== M ==

* [http://lyricwiki.org/Eminem:Murder_Murder "Murder Murder"] by Eminem (''The Slim Shady EP'', 1997):<blockquote>''"Actin' like they never seen nobody hit a nick before Smashed the window, grabbed the Nintendo 64 When they sell out in stores the price triples I ran up the block jumpin' kids on tricycles"''</blockquote>

* [http://lyricwiki.org/Mike_Jones:Still_Tippin "Still Tippin"] by Mike Jones (''Who is Mike Jones?''. 2005):<blockquote>''"Blowing on the endo Game Cube Nintendo Five percent tint so you can't see up in my window"''</blockquote>

== N ==

* [http://lyricwiki.org/Kimya_Dawson:Nobody's_Hippie "Nobody's Hippie"] by Kimya Dawson (''Knock-Knock Who?'', 2004):<blockquote>''"Maybe I'll play Tekken 2 all alone again Hold down select and then laff at big heads"''</blockquote>

== T ==

* [http://lyricwiki.org/The_Streets:The_Irony_Of_It_All "The Irony Of It All"] by The Streets (''Original Pirate Material'', 2002): <blockquote>''"I just completed Gran Tourismo on the hardest setting"''</blockquote>

== Y ==

* [http://lyricwiki.org/Jay-Z:You%27re_Only_A_Customer "You're Only A Customer"] by Jay-Z (''Streets Is Watching'', 1998): <blockquote>''"More flavor than y'all can image havin' Graphic like Sega, Saturn, traffic like the Bodega"''</blockquote>

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[[Category:Music]]

XBox Live Gamertags

2008-09-07T21:39:57Z

Hazbomber:

* [[anorexorcist]]: ryan1196
* [[Char Aznable]]: General Disasta
* [[Chunx]]: Shagnarok
* [[Greg the White]]: Pennsylvanian
* [[homefry25]]: Bongreapage1983
* [[JEW]]: flyingjew
* [[Knyte]]: TheKnyte
* [[Mr. Bomberman]]: trickyxtricksta (shared with friend)
* [[PhreQuencYViii]]: PhreQuencY8
* [[scamrock]]: Scamrock
* [[Shut up, Dorn]]: Admiral Burr
* [[username]]: magicaccount

[[Category:The Forums]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Mr. Bomberman

2008-09-07T21:38:44Z

Hazbomber:

'''Mr. Bomberman''' is the 33rd member of the SydLexia.com forums, joining on January 28, 2006. He is to date, the token black guy on the forums. His name is a tribute to the first game he ever played. [[Image:DDRBOMBE.gif|thumb|right|His avatar to around June '08.]]

== How he found this site out ==
Back in November 2005, Mr. Bomberman was a bored, uninteresting, and shy person, getting on the internet googling for random shit when he found [[Syd Lexia]]'s article on the arcade game Smash TV (of which he owned the SNES version as a kid.) He loved it, and then started to read the other articles on the site. He also mailed Syd about a petition for a channel bringing back Nickelodeon's older, better programming, which never flourished.

== Controversy ==
After coming back from a hiatus in July 2006, Mr. Bomberman was accused of being a [[Japanophile]], because of the way he carried himself on the forums. By the end of the year, he jokingly tagged "otaku~" onto his title as a parody of these events. By June 19, 2008, he erased that part of his title to stop further misunderstanding.

== Posting habits ==
Mr. Bomberman used to post a lot (as sometimes he is on the forums all day long), but due to a current lack of an internet connection in his house as of April 2008, he drifts in and out randomly on weekends.

In May 2008, he found a new internet connection to steal, so he is up almost all the time.

== Other facts ==
* Mr. Bomberman is known as Hazumu or Nash outside the forums.
* Bomberman routinely gets his ass handed to him on Street Fighter by [[Char]] and [[Murdar Machene]].
* More to come.

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The Food Forum Militia

2008-07-13T17:43:07Z

Hazbomber: /* Notable S.T.F.U. members */

[[The Food Forum Militia]] is a group of renegades which formed in July 2008 with the dedicated mission of establishing a food board on the [[SydLexia.com Forums]].

== History ==

Founded by [[sidewaydriver]], it began when he posted a simple suggestion after he noticed a large amount of food topics (like 2 or 3) being posted. After seeing the strong opinions people had on the idea, everybody fought over having a food forum, but strangely didn't have a problem with the overrated sports forum. He and a few others decided to post daily food topics in the '''General Discussion''' forum to prove that there is a desire for a Food forum. So far the threads have seen great response from other members. Opposers have gone on to form their own group called S.T.F.U. (Sydlexians for Treating Food Unfairly).

Whether there will be a food forum or not remains to be seen. As for now, you can find the official forum at http://ffmilitia.onediscussion.net/

== Notable Food Forum Militia members ==

* [[Sidewaydriver]]
* [[Docinsano]]
* [[Ross Rifle]]
* [[DarknessDeku]]
* [[KentheGod]]
* [[Shay Laren]]
* [[ThatGuy]]
* [[M3GA MAN]]
* [[Jesus]]

== Notable S.T.F.U. members ==

* [[Douche McCallister]]
* [[Not Sure]]
* [[DarkMaze]]
* [[Mitch]]
* [[Knyte]]
* [[Syd Lexia]]
* [[JRA]]
* [[Mr. Bomberman]]
* [[enshinkarateman]]
* [[Char Aznable]]
* [[Satan]]
* Jesus (the messiah kind, not the border-jumping kind)

== External links ==
* [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5995 The thread that started it all]
* [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6033 Food forum poll]

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Zelda Game Opinions

2008-06-26T22:35:14Z

Hazbomber: /* Laminated Sky */

== Zelda "Link's Quest" ==
=== Laminated Sky ===
This was the first Zelda game made, but you knew that already. Well I have beaten this game (umm the 1st quest) this is a great game, and it was for NES. The good thing about this game was, it gave you an unrealistic goal and a wooden sword... o...k.. either way, the dungeons were pretty well done, and the game wasn't really easy (not really hard either) but the negative things about it were you could only have 255 rupees, (I don't remember the reason for this but I know there is one) the Dark Nuts could only be hit from the back or side, and of course no map of the overworld.

On a side note if you enter the name ZELDA as your file name you start on the 2nd quest

== Zelda II "The Adventure of Link" ==
=== Laminated Sky ===
The 2nd Zelda game on NES a very weird RPG like Zelda game and *the only game Link could jump in* the good thing about this game is... its... umm... unique I just don't really get the game but the good thing is Link uses Magic spells he learns from these wizards in some towns. The bad things about this game are: there is no equipment, (you need the 3 B's in every Zelda game they're accentual) the random battles are a pain in the ass, there are people who turn into bats in some towns, only 3 lives which is a fucking pain `cuz this game is kinda hard, and the fact that his sword is the same color as him, and he heals by going into women`s houses is very, very weird. There are more flaws with this game like super accurate dinosaurs, invisible ghosts, a hidden town.

Side note for this game is I never beat this one I`m still stuck at the last temple by the time I get there I lost a live then I loss my other to trying to navigate the maze.

== The Legend of Zelda: A Link to The Past==
=== Laminated Sky ===
This game is the best IMO of course and has probably the most positive points that I can come up with, ehem: lots of equipment, 4 different swords, 3 different tunics, 3 different shields, 2 boomerangs, 2 different bows (well arrows), loads of bosses and dungeons, a MAP and a fairly good one at that. It also has a storyline, mini games, heart pieces (rather then the full hearts or health bar extension) and intertwine worlds Light and Dark. As for negative points I don`t really have any... o okay I got one the story line is stolen from episode 4 of Star Wars? Um well okay the annoying low health sound is there but that`s the only thing I`d figure is wrong.

A side note here do you think the words "A Link to The Past" is a pun referring to both the main character Link and the word link? Or perhaps is just an odd co-incidence?

== The Legend of Zelda: Link`s Awakening ==
=== Laminated Sky ===
Other then the fact this game is a bit to like Mario in some parts it`s not a bad game. As far as it goes for GB games this is one of the best original GB games. Well I kinda lost this game when I was younger so, I would like to say thanks to this game I found out what a pillar is, but I digress I never beat this game and I don`t even remember how far I got in it but I do remember it was a fairly decent Zelda game.

A side note for here could be something I figure out on my own. If you steal a shield from the shop owner (I think you run around him 3 times or something) that girl Malon will call you a "THIEF!" and if you go back in the store the shopkeeper makes Gannon seem weak in comparison by killing you in one hit.

===Mr. Bomberman===
I remember playing Link's Awakening DX (the Color version) and I played it every fucking day that summer. The game's fun, and quirky... yeah, that's the word I was looking for. It's more comedic instead of serious, unlike the console games. The ability to actually jump rocks, familar characters such as the enemies from the Mario games (and even Dr. Wright!), and the music, make this one the best handheld Zelda game ever.

As another note, Link's Awakening DX had one extra dungeon, only playable on the GBC (it was based on colors).

== The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time ==
=== Laminated Sky ===
Is probably about 83% of most people favorite Zelda game (and my 2nd favorite). This is the story about a kid who lives in the forest and can`t get a fairy. This was the first Zelda done in 3D which makes it more epic then it is, but, it is epic as a Zelda game and a Nintendo game. This game has uniqueness to it, it is the only Zelda game where you can play as the older and younger versions of Link. This game has a large amount of dungeons, unique bosses, mini games, trials, and such. It also has a variety of equipment. The most noticeable thing that I think makes this game awesome is the fact that Link can use a broad sword (the Biggorons Sword). Some negatives are: you can`t use the equipment that you used as a kid when your an adult, any part of the game w/a time limit, the fact you have to sneak around the Thieve`s Den. Link is a swordsman can`t he like not get caught by a bunch of women w/pikes? He just surrenders like a little bitch.
Also if you get the scarecrows song you have to memorize it and that`s kinda irritating.

Side note here is the people Saria, Darunia, Ruto, Nabooru, Impa, and Rauru whom are all sages are also town names in the 2nd Zelda weird huh?

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=== Ross Rifle ===
The story, the adventures, the music, everything about this game is amazing. This is definitely in my top 5, if not my favorite game of all time. It gives all the feelings of an epic cinema masterpiece. This game is perfect.

== The Legend of Zelda: Majora`s Mask ==
=== Laminated Sky ===
Is a kinda "gaiden" to OoT where Link takes his horse Epona to Termina after some weird shit with the Skullkid he turns into a Deku. Basically this game has a time limit that can be reset at anytime if you have your ocarina you will however lose any rupees, arrows, bombs, and anything that can be in a quantity. The positives about this game is the fact that you can transform w/certain masks and you can have basically an infinite supply of rupees because there is a bank that isn`t affected by the time warp... weird. Some negatives are the annoying time limit, only a few bosses, and collecting heart pieces. With only 4 bosses that give you heart pieces you have to look for a lot of them because having 7 hearts just sucks.

A side note in this maze game in Clock Town (creative name huh?) there is a girl that charges you different prices depending on how you look. (ain`t that a bitch?)
20 for the Goron 15 for the Deku 10 for Link and 5 for the Zora. She must be rasict or something notice the Deku and the Goron cost the most well there skin is darker?

O yeah did you know gaiden means side story?

== The Legend(s) of Zelda: Oracle of Ages & Oracle of Seasons ==
=== Laminated Sky ===
Shigeru Miyamoto pulled off a Pokémon. He made two games very similar, but unlike Pokémon these games are actually different story lines. Seasons take place in Holodrum, well Ages takes place in Labrynna. If you beat both games you could unlock new equipment and larger seed satchel. These games were and still are great Zelda games I ha(d)(ve) both games if that makes sense I actually lost my Seasons, but my Ages is still somewhere in my house. In these games you can fight Twinrova and Gannon if you beat both games. These games are great individually and better when you have both. Some negatives are: even after beating Ages I still get stuck at some points, well maybe that`s my own stupidity. The only other thing I find kind of annoying is you can`t face Gannon unless you have both games.

Side notes again, for Ages; in the ever lasting trading sequence you actually get a bag of shit, that`s right a bag of shit. In Seasons there are these people that wear big ass hoods know as Suburbians... I live in a Suburb ghetto and we all dress like that weird... actually they are called: Subrosians

== The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords ==
=== Laminated Sky ===
Named "four" swords `cuz four people can play as different colored Links, this will be short. The good thing about this game is it is the 1st multiplayer Zelda game ever. This game was intertwine w/A Link to The Past when it got ported onto GBA. The main negative is that the game is really short and you need another person to play, it is not a single player game at all.

If you beat this game you can play an extra dungeon in Lttp

== The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker ==
=== Laminated Sky ===
Was probably the most underrated Zelda game ever, but if you played it, it was a great game, none the less. The reason I believe this game was so underrated (and probably the only reason) was because after people played OoT and MM they wanted to see a nicely done Zelda game with cool knew graphics. Therefore when the angry nerds saw the cartoonish version of Link they were bitching that it wasn`t a Zelda game or some shit like that. Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games. Anyway, this game only has a few dungeons before Gannon like 5 I think. It is very annoying, that you have to fill up your map or you`ll lose your place sometimes. Lastly the whole "Great Sea" thing is boring, going around in a boat for 10 minutes looking for some damn island.

Another side note the "Great Sea" isn`t very great I mean it will kinda drown you if you swim to long I think it`s cursed the name is kind of ironic.

== The Legend of Zelda: Four Sword Adventure ==
=== Laminated Sky ===
Is an awesome multiplayer game w/the use of the GBA it is a great game. Things that are cool about this game well it is a multiplayer game (only 14.3% of Zelda games are multi.). There is co-op which is adventure mode, and there is battle mode where you beat the shit out of each other with various weapons that can be pick up. Another thing is this game is also single player also and you can use the Gamecube controller. Downsides are GBA graphics, and you need the GBA-GCN connecter to play multiplayer.

A side note is you can pick up your allies and use them as weapons its some how amusing.

== The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap ==
=== Laminated Sky ===
In this Link can shrink into a minish size (minish are little creature that can only be seen by children...). The hat know as Ezlo
"the Minish cap" was a wizard that caught turned into a hat by the evil sorcerer name Vaati. Anyway you take the annoying cap w/you to get these gem things I forgot what they are called. Well these gem things fuse with the Picori Sword to create the four sword! But you don`t split into different people... You do however have the ability to create clone like images of yourself when you stand over these colorful glowing spots. This game isn`t very hard at all it is kinda weird, but it is still a cool game `cuz you can learn different techniques from these swordmasters.
Like Breaking pots, shooting beams, spinning like a crackhead etc.

A side note here this game has more unique weapons then most Zelda games like the gust jar, cane of pacci or remote bombs

== The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess ==
=== Laminated Sky ===
This is the best Zelda game graphic wise and to quote myself "reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games" in other words graphics don`t matter much to me, but the storyline is quite nice and the ability to be a wolf is kinda cool. This game has great graphics, nice storyline, sweet gameplay, and some awesome dungeons; so where is its flaws?
In the boss battles most of these bosses suck like nothing: 1st boss that baba tri-headed thing it was done okay could be stronger. 2nd boss OMFG so easy less then a minute. 3rd boss is okay `cuz your underwater. 4th is actually the only fairly decent fight. 5th the fight is very retarded but Yeta is no pushover. 6th Gohma isnt that hard not to say she`s easy. The 7th the Argorok dragon, damn why couldn`t they have made him stronger that boss is so fun to fight. As for Zant he is kinda difficult. Zelda isn`t hard at all. Gannon is annoying sometimes if you don`t know what to do he is. Anyway when they are on the horses they are somewhat annoying. As for Gannondorf he is well lets just say Link has a secret weapon more destructive then the Master Sword.

The secret weaon that Link can use to defeat Gannondorf is........ the.......fishing rod. It is funny `cuz if you pull out the fishing rod the look on his face is priceless it looks like he would say "....Okay what the fuck is wrong with this kid a fishing rod I should just stab the little fucker... AHRGH I cant look away it is just so mesmerizing"

== The Legend of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass ==
=== Laminated Sky ===
I have only played this for about 3 hours and beat only 2 bosses so unless there are 20 bosses this game wouldn`t be that hard a believe there are 8 bosses? This game has some weird ass graphics but that doesn`t matter the over all game play is okay. The thing that creeps me the fuck out is why are the boss keys so large? Guess thats why they call them "Big Keys". Well that`s it i haven`t played enough of this game to give you an opinion on it.

Last note do you have to ask someone for alka-seltzer by yelling at the game?
I thought I heard my cousin yell "I NEED ALKA-SELTZER" he said "the louder you yell the cheaper it is"

===Mr. Bomberman===
It's cool, and let's give applause to Nintendo for making the touch controls not suck. The sword moves were pretty easy to do, and pushing and pulling blocks and shit feels natural. Some of the puzzles in the game really forced you to think outside the box, while others were as hard as some of the more recent ones. The stealth elements are tense, too. Sailing was pretty fun, and from what I heard, it was better than Wind Waker's sailing mechanics.

The online multiplayer is also great. No lag or anything.

[[Category:The Complete Sydapedia]]

Zelda Game Opinions

2008-06-26T22:27:48Z

Hazbomber:

Hugo Wrestling Army

2008-06-20T02:52:20Z

Hazbomber:

The Hugo Wrestling Army, or HWA, was a short-lived attempt by [[Char]] and [[Knyte]] to create an wrestling e-federation for SydLexia.com. Due to Char and Knyte both not having enough time to run the fed, it has slowly died into nothingness.

Fun Fact: HWA was more profitable than WCW. WCW lost over $80 million dollars in its last few years of life, while the HWA lost none.

"I swear to God, it's coming back! I just have to see what's up with Mongy!" - Char

== WE'RE BACK ==

Mongy has started making episodes, and the HWA is up, running, and revitalized. It's so badass it'll rip your face off.

== WE'RE GONE ==

Well, it was fun while it lasted. But as of June 6, 2008, the HWA is officially dead, at least for the time being.

[[Category:The Complete Sydapedia]]
[[Category:Forum History]]

Mr. Bomberman

2008-06-20T02:37:16Z

Hazbomber:

'''Mr. Bomberman''' is the 33rd member of the SydLexia.com forums, joining on January 28, 2006. He is to date, the token black guy on the forums. His name is a tribute to the first game he ever played. [[Image:DDRBOMBE.gif|thumb|right|His current avatar.]]

== How he found this site out ==
Back in November 2005, Mr. Bomberman was a bored, uninteresting, and shy person, getting on the internet googling for random shit when he found [[Syd Lexia]]'s article on the arcade game Smash TV (of which he owned the SNES version as a kid.) He loved it, and then started to read the other articles on the site. He also mailed Syd about a petition for a channel bringing back Nickelodeon's older, better programming, which never flourished.

== Controversy ==
After coming back from a hiatus in July 2006, Mr. Bomberman was accused of being a [[Japanophile]], because of the way he carried himself on the forums. By the end of the year, he jokingly tagged "otaku~" onto his title as a parody of these events. By June 19, 2008, he erased that part of his title to stop further misunderstanding.

== Posting habits ==
Mr. Bomberman used to post a lot (as sometimes he is on the forums all day long), but due to a current lack of an internet connection in his house as of April 2008, he drifts in and out randomly on weekends.

In May 2008, he found a new internet connection to steal, so he is up almost all the time.

== Other facts ==
* Mr. Bomberman is known as Hazumu outside the forums.
* Bomberman routinely gets his ass handed to him on Street Fighter by [[Char]] and [[Murdar Machene]].
* More to come.

[[Category:Forum Members]][[Category:The Complete Sydapedia]]

Mr. Bomberman

2008-04-20T03:12:32Z

Hazbomber:

'''Mr. Bomberman''' is the 33rd member of the SydLexia.com forums, joining on January 28, 2006. He is to date, the token black guy on the forums. His name is a tribute to the first game he ever played. [[Image:DDRBOMBE.gif|thumb|right|His current avatar.]]

== How he found this site out ==
Back in November 2005, Mr. Bomberman was a bored, uninteresting, and shy person, getting on the internet googling for random shit when he found [[Syd Lexia]]'s article on the arcade game Smash TV (of which he owned the SNES version as a kid.) He loved it, and then started to read the other articles on the site. He also mailed Syd about a petition for a channel bringing back Nickelodeon's older, better programming, which never flourished.

== Controversy ==
After coming back from a hiatus in July 2006, Mr. Bomberman was accused of being a [[Japanophile]], because of the way he carried himself on the forums. By the end of the year, he jokingly tagged "otaku~" onto his title as a parody of these events.

== Posting habits ==
Mr. Bomberman used to post a lot (as sometimes he is on the forums all day long), but due to a current lack of an internet connection in his house as of April 2008, he drifts in and out randomly on weekends.

== Other facts ==
* Mr. Bomberman is known as Hazumu outside the forums.
* Bomberman routinely gets his ass handed to him on Street Fighter by [[Char]] and [[Murdar Machene]].
* More to come.

[[Category:Forum Members]][[Category:The Complete Sydapedia]]

Fucking State of: New York

2008-03-16T20:54:46Z

Hazbomber:

A shooting every night or your money back, guaranteed!
[[Category:The Complete Sydapedia]]

Extremely Funny Movies

2008-03-16T20:06:48Z

Hazbomber: Added info to the movies I saw because I'm bored. =p

A forum post by [[GPFontaine]] has spawned the creation of a list of extremely funny movies.

[http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4335 You can see the post here].

== Extremely Funny Movies ==

{| class="sortable" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3" style="background:#DDCCFF; padding:5px; spacing:0px; border:1px solid #776688;"
|-
! style="width:70px; border:1px solid #776688" | Year !! style="width:200px; border:1px solid #776688" | Title
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | 2001 || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Super Troopers]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | 2006 || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Grandma's Boy]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | 2002 || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Jackass]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | 2005 || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Waiting]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | 2002 || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Old School]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Tommy Boy]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | 1998 || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Baseketball]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | 1989 || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[UHF]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Airplane]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Airplane 2]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[PCU]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Clue]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Monty Python and the Holy Grail]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[The Naked Gun]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | 1998 || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Spaceballs]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Galaxy Quest]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Once Upon a Crime]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Dirty Rotten Scoundrels]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Strange Brew]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Dirty Work]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Kentucky Fried Movie]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[The Jerk]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Johnny Dangerously]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Hollywood Shuffle]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Top Secret]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Amazon Women on the Moon]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Grind]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Evil Dead 2]] (WTF)
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Spiceworld]] (WTF)
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | 2006 || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Superbad]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Animal House]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Blue Brothers]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Slapshot]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Cannonball Run]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Back to School]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | 1980 || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Cadyshack]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Cannibal! The Musical]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Harold & Kumar go to White Castle]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | 2004 || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Anchor Man]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | The Monty Python movies (WTF)
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Planes, Trains, and Automobiles]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Idiocracy]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | 1996 || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Beavis and Butt-Head Do America]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Smokey and the Bandit]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | Anything by Mel Brooks, made before 1994. ([[Robin Hood: Men In Tights]] & Earlier.) (WTF)
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Cannonball Run]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Hot Shots!]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Hot Shots! Part Deux]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[National Lampoon's Vacation]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[National Lampoon's European Vacation]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[National Lampoon's Van Wilder]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[National Lampoons Christmas Vacation]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | 1995 || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Friday]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | 1998 || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Half Baked]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | 1989 || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Coming to America]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[O Brother Where Art Thou?]] (WTF)
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Air Heads]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Black Sheep]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Billy Madison]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | 1996 || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Happy Gilmore]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[My Cousin Vinny]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[There's Something About Mary]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | ? || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[The Princess Bride]]
|-
| style="border:1px solid #776688; align:center;" | 1986 || style="border:1px solid #776688;" | [[Ferris Bueller's Day Off]]
|}

[[Category:The Complete Sydapedia]]

Fucking State of: New York

2008-03-16T19:47:33Z

Hazbomber:

A SHOOTING EVERY NIGHT OR YOUR MONEY BACK!

[[Category:The Complete Sydapedia]]

Fucking State of: New York

2008-03-16T19:42:40Z

Hazbomber: New page: A SHOOTING EVERY NIGHT OR YOUR MONEY BACK!

A SHOOTING EVERY NIGHT OR YOUR MONEY BACK!

Mr. Bomberman

2008-03-16T19:37:54Z

Hazbomber:

'''Mr. Bomberman''' is the 33rd member of the SydLexia.com forums, joining on January 28, 2006. He is to date, the token black guy on the forums. His name is a tribute to the first game he ever played. [[Image:DDRBOMBE.gif|thumb|right|His current avatar.]]

== How he found this site out ==
Back in November 2005, Mr. Bomberman was a bored, uninteresting, and shy person, getting on the internet googling for random shit when he found [[Syd Lexia]]'s article on the arcade game Smash TV (of which he owned the SNES version as a kid.) He loved it, and then started to read the other articles on the site. He also mailed Syd about a petition for a channel bringing back Nickelodeon's older, better programming, which never flourished.

== Controversy ==
After coming back from a hiatus in July 2006, Mr. Bomberman was accused of being a [[Japanophile]], because of the way he carried himself on the forums. By the end of the year, he jokingly tagged "otaku~" onto his title as a parody of these events.

== Posting habits ==
Mr. Bomberman used to post a lot (as sometimes he is on the forums all day long), but due to a current lack of an internet connection in his house as of March 2008, he drifts in and out randomly on non-weekends.

== Other facts ==
* Mr. Bomberman is known as Hazumu outside the forums.
* Bomberman routinely gets his ass handed to him on Street Fighter by [[Char]] and [[Murdar Machene]].
* More to come.

[[Category:Forum Members]][[Category:The Complete Sydapedia]]

List of SydLexia.com birthdays

2008-01-08T05:32:43Z

Hazbomber: /* June */

This is a list of the birthdays of all participating forum members.

== January ==
January 23rd: [[Knyte]]

== February ==
February 10th: [[Chunx]] 
February 17th: [[Valdronius]] 
February 18th: [[Syd Lexia]]

== March ==
March 4th: [[Ross Rifle]] 
March 18th: [[Kubo]] 
March 22nd: [[Murdar Machene]] 
March 23rd: [[Black Zarak]] 
March 28th: [[Cattivo]]

== April ==
April 1st: [[MOGHARR]] 
April 11th: [[Spanky McCracken]] 
April 16th: [[greeneyedzeke]]

== May ==
May 17th: [[krislexia]] 
May 20th: [[Char Aznable]]

== June ==
June 1st: [[Dummies_ch2]] 
June 5th: [[Mr. Bomberman]] 
June 15th: [[Bluey]] 
June 16th: [[Enshinkarateman]] 

== July ==
July 9th: [[GPFontaine]] 
July 21st: [[Grimmriffer]]

== August ==

== September ==
September 8th: [[bjork]] 
September 8th: [[Bobashotmace]] 
September 17th: [[Chrisby]] 
September 27th: [[DarkMaze]]

== October ==

== November ==
November 3rd: [[SydLexia.com]]

== December ==
December 16th: [[Dr. Jeebus]] 
December 18th: [[lordsathien]] 
December 29th: [[Tebor]]

[[Category: The Complete Sydapedia]][[Category: Forum Members]]

Great SydLexian Forum War

2007-12-13T23:18:51Z

Hazbomber:

In spring 2007, it was a time of change. A time of unrest. A time where everyone was acting like complete fucking douchebags. This was a period on the SydLexia.com forums where everyone was either pissed off or pissing people off, and sometimes both simultaneously. This went on for a few weeks, until Syd [[laideth the smacketh down]] upon the forum. Casualties of the war include [[Tishwitch]] (who surfaces infrequently) and [[Sock]] (whom no one besides [[JEW]] has seen since).

[[Category:The Complete Sydapedia]]

THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE

2007-12-13T23:15:57Z

Hazbomber:

[[Image:Thisisafuckingjoke.png|thumb|right|Is this a fucking joke!?]][[THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE]] is an emoticon on the SydLexia.com forums that is accessed by typing :joke:. The emoticon was created during a time when tensions flared and people were getting upset at comments made in jest. Syd created the icon to ease these tensions, but it ended up making things worse. In the two weeks following its debut, THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE became the most popular emoticon on the forums. As the chaos on the forums grew ever more chaotic, Syd and the moderators were forced to [[lay the smacketh down]] and things got better. The emoticon was never disabled, and it is still used on rare occasions.

[[The Bell]] was the JOKE emoticon's immediate successor.

[[Category:The Complete Sydapedia]]

THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE

2007-12-13T23:15:39Z

Hazbomber:

[[Image:Thisisafuckingjoke.png|thumb|right|Is this a fucking joke!?]][[THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE]] is an emoticon on the SydLexia.com forums that is accessed by typing :joke:. The emoticon was created during a time when tensions flared and people were getting upset at comments made in jest. Syd created the icon to ease these tensions, but it ended up making things worse. In the two weeks following its debut, THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE became the most popular emoticon on the forums. As the chaos on the forums grew ever more chaotic, Syd and the moderators were forced to [[lay the smacketh down]] and things got better. The emoticon was never disabled, and it is still used on rare occasions.

[[The bell]] was the JOKE emoticon's immediate successor.

[[Category:The Complete Sydapedia]]

Mr. Bomberman

2007-12-12T00:35:47Z

Hazbomber: New page: '''Mr. Bomberman''' is the 33rd member of the SydLexia.com forums, joining on January 28, 2006. He is to date, the token black guy on the forums. His name is the tribute to the first game ...

'''Mr. Bomberman''' is the 33rd member of the SydLexia.com forums, joining on January 28, 2006. He is to date, the token black guy on the forums. His name is the tribute to the first game he ever played. [[Image:DDRBOMBE.gif|thumb|right|His current avatar.]]

== How he found this site out ==
Back in November 2005, Mr. Bomberman was a bored, uninteresting, and shy person, getting on the internet googling for random shit when he found [[Syd Lexia]]'s article on the arcade game Smash TV (of which he owned the SNES port as a kid.) He loved it, and then started to read the other articles on the site. He also mailed Syd about a petition for a channel bringing back Nickelodeon's older, better programming, which never flourished.

== Controversy ==
After coming back from a hiatus in July 2006, Mr. Bomberman was accused of being a [[Japanophile]], because of the way he carried himself on the forums. By the end of the year, he jokingly tagged "otaku~" onto his title as a parody of these events.

== Other facts ==
* Mr. Bomberman is known as Hazumu outside the forums.
* This is still under construction, 'cause I'm a lazy pothead.

[[Category:Forum Members]]

File:DDRBOMBE.gif

2007-12-12T00:24:07Z

Hazbomber: Mr. Bomberman's current avatar.

Mr. Bomberman's current avatar.