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Krislexia

2010-08-24T06:16:07Z

Krislexia:

Krislexia is [[Syd Lexia]]'s [[jailbait]] sister. When she's not on the forums (which is most of the time) she's busy catching caterpillars in the backyard and talking about her favorite musicians ( [[Lady Gaga]] and [[My Chemical Romance]] ). You will probably either really like her or think she is a stupid [[teenage girl]].

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Krislexia

2010-08-24T06:15:45Z

Krislexia:

Ross Rifle (Gun)

2010-03-03T01:43:34Z

Krislexia:

A gun, more specifically a rifle.

It was made in the early 1900s in [[Canada]].

It was known for sucking badly as a close range weapon or a weapon to be fired in intense situations. Snipers didn't hate it as much as regular infantry did.

== Ross Rifle - Not the Gun ==
[[Ross Rifle]] is a member of the Sydlexia.com forums. He got his name because he miss-fires under pressure much like the gun. Err[[...]] well... maybe that isn't exactly how it goes. But if you want the full story you will need to go read his page.

== Ross Rifle - The Cat Fancier ==
He has a strange affinity for plush kittens. Currently, he possesses over 9,000 different toy cats, and plans to collect more.

== Ross Rifle - Robbing the Cradle ==
[[Ross Rifle]] has one and only official fan,[[Krislexia]]. She is the screaming teenage fangirl that every musician needs. [[Dr. Jeebus]] strongly disapproves, and will probably hunt Ross down.

Ross Rifle (Gun)

2010-03-03T01:42:55Z

Krislexia: /* Ross Rifle - The Cat Fancier */

A gun, more specifically a rifle.

It was made in the early 1900s in [[Canada]].

It was known for sucking badly as a close range weapon or a weapon to be fired in intense situations. Snipers didn't hate it as much as regular infantry did.

== Ross Rifle - Not the Gun ==
[[Ross Rifle]] is a member of the Sydlexia.com forums. He got his name because he miss-fires under pressure much like the gun. Err[[...]] well... maybe that isn't exactly how it goes. But if you want the full story you will need to go read his page.

== Ross Rifle - The Cat Fancier ==
He has a strange affinity for plush kittens. Currently, he possesses over 9,000 different toy cats, and plans to collect more.

== Ross Rifle - Robbing the Cradle ==
[[Ross Rifle]] has one and only official fan,[[Krislexia]]. She is the screaming teenage fangirl that every musician needs. [[Dr.Jeebus]] strongly disapproves, and will probably hunt Ross down.

Ross Rifle (Gun)

2010-03-03T01:42:28Z

Krislexia:

A gun, more specifically a rifle.

It was made in the early 1900s in [[Canada]].

It was known for sucking badly as a close range weapon or a weapon to be fired in intense situations. Snipers didn't hate it as much as regular infantry did.

== Ross Rifle - Not the Gun ==
[[Ross Rifle]] is a member of the Sydlexia.com forums. He got his name because he miss-fires under pressure much like the gun. Err[[...]] well... maybe that isn't exactly how it goes. But if you want the full story you will need to go read his page.

== Ross Rifle - The Cat Fancier ==
He has a strange affinity for plush kittens. Currently, he possesses over 9,000 different toy cats, and plans to collect more.

== Ross Rifle - Robbing the Cradle ==
[[Ross Rifle]] has one and only official fan,[[Krislexia]]. She is the screaming teenage fangirl that every musician needs. [[Dr.Jeebus]] strongly disapproves, and will probably hunt Ross down.

Taco Bell

2008-06-13T15:06:19Z

Krislexia: New page: == History == Taco Bell (the restaurant) is named after the very popular graduation song "Taco Bell's Canon in D", writen by Taco Bell himself. Mr. Bell composed throughout his lifetime, ...

== History ==
Taco Bell (the restaurant) is named after the very popular graduation song "Taco Bell's Canon in D", writen by Taco Bell himself. Mr. Bell composed throughout his lifetime, but nothing will be more famous than his Canon. Taco is currently retired and lives in Long Beach, California.

== The Restaurant ==
Taco Bell (the restaurant) is the brainchild of Tom Colicchio. Tom is what we call a connoiseur of good food, and he created what is possibly the best gastro-pub of all time. People line up for hours just to get a reservation at this 5-star restaurant.

Pink Floyd

2008-05-07T02:19:05Z

Krislexia:

'''Pink Floyd''' is the best band ever. They will blow your mind, and if they somehow don't, you obviously dont have a mind.

== :'''The Wall:''' ==

----

Pink Floyd's masterpiece of an album, as well as a fabulous film. There's worms. Lots and lots of worms. Gratuitous amounts of fucking worms. There's also a lot of fascist hammers, and bricks. Seriously. All that "literary analysis" bullshit you haven't used since CP English is necessary to understand this movie. But not that it matters. It's still a mindfuck.

Pink Floyd

2008-05-07T02:18:41Z

Krislexia:

'''Pink Floyd''' is the best band ever. They will blow your mind, and if they somehow don't, you obviously dont have a mind.

:'''The Wall:''' Pink Floyd's masterpiece of an album, as well as a fabulous film. There's worms. Lots and lots of worms. Gratuitous amounts of fucking worms. There's also a lot of fascist hammers, and bricks. Seriously. All that "literary analysis" bullshit you haven't used since CP English is necessary to understand this movie. But not that it matters. It's still a mindfuck.

Pink Floyd

2008-05-07T02:18:17Z

Krislexia: New page: :Pink Floyd: '''Pink Floyd''' is the best band ever. They will blow your mind, and if they somehow don't, you obviously dont have a mind. :The Wall: Pink Floyd's masterpiece of an album, ...

:Pink Floyd:
'''Pink Floyd''' is the best band ever. They will blow your mind, and if they somehow don't, you obviously dont have a mind.

:The Wall: Pink Floyd's masterpiece of an album, as well as a fabulous film. There's worms. Lots and lots of worms. Gratuitous amounts of fucking worms. There's also a lot of fascist hammers, and bricks. Seriously. All that "literary analysis" bullshit you haven't used since CP English is necessary to understand this movie. But not that it matters. It's still a mindfuck.

Lexian

2008-05-07T01:31:57Z

Krislexia:

'''"Lexian"'''
'''(1)''' Belonging to the family of Syd, Kris, and Dr. Jeebus;
'''(2)''' Possessing the qualities of, or the state of being an article on SydLexia.com

''see also:'' torpid, bovine.

Lexian

2008-05-07T01:29:47Z

Krislexia: New page: '''"Lexian"''' '''(1)''' Belonging to the family of Syd, Kris, and Dr. Jeebus; '''(2)''' Possessing the qualities of, or the state of being an article on SydLexia.com ''see also:'' torpi...

'''"Lexian"'''
'''(1)''' Belonging to the family of Syd, Kris, and Dr. Jeebus;
'''(2)''' Possessing the qualities of, or the state of being an article on SydLexia.com

''see also:'' torpid, bovine, never updated.

Syd Lexia

2008-05-07T01:25:16Z

Krislexia: /* Trivia */

<div style="text-align: center;">
<div style="color:#7744dd; background-color:#ff8888; padding:1em; border:5px dashed #ffffff; width:75%;">
Mr. & Mrs. Syd Lexia Sr.
<br />request the pleasure
<br />of the company of
<br /><u>You, your significant other(s), and everyone you know</u>
<br />at the marriage of their son Syd Lexia
<br />to
<br />Mrs GigglyPuff
<br />at The Hyrule Community Church of the Seven Wizards
<br />on Saturday 11th September
<br />at 9er' clock
<br />and afterwards at
<br />Impa's Cottage behind Zelda's Castle.
</div><br /><br />
[[SydLexia's Wedding RSVP|RSVP]]
</div>
<br />
<br />
[[Syd Lexia]] is the of founder SydLexia.com. He is an asshole. His hobbies include: chopping, chopping, cake decorating, and chopping. He also enjoys bonzai kittens and long walks on the beach in Speedos. His life's ambition is to get a '''really''' hot Playboy model for a trophy wife, and retire to Florida. His natural habitat is a pineapple under the sea. You can equip him with a +2 Cloak of Infinite Dorkiness.

== HE IS BORED ==
* When Syd gets bored, he doesn't spend his time writing new articles.
* HE IS NOT BORED, AT ALL

== Honors and Awards ==
*Master of Reality
*Paranoid
*Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
*Sabotage
*Technical Ecstasy
*Heaven and Hell
*Mob Rules

== Trivia ==
* Syd's favorite color is PINK!!!
;; Thats right! PINK! The color of women in Milton Bradley's "LIFE".
* Syd fucking loves olives.
;; The breakfast of champions, such as John Stamos, Zeus, and the aforementioned Syd.
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Syd Lexia

2008-05-07T01:23:27Z

Krislexia: /* Trivia */

<div style="text-align: center;">
<div style="color:#7744dd; background-color:#ff8888; padding:1em; border:5px dashed #ffffff; width:75%;">
Mr. & Mrs. Syd Lexia Sr.
<br />request the pleasure
<br />of the company of
<br /><u>You, your significant other(s), and everyone you know</u>
<br />at the marriage of their son Syd Lexia
<br />to
<br />Mrs GigglyPuff
<br />at The Hyrule Community Church of the Seven Wizards
<br />on Saturday 11th September
<br />at 9er' clock
<br />and afterwards at
<br />Impa's Cottage behind Zelda's Castle.
</div><br /><br />
[[SydLexia's Wedding RSVP|RSVP]]
</div>
<br />
<br />
[[Syd Lexia]] is the of founder SydLexia.com. He is an asshole. His hobbies include: chopping, chopping, cake decorating, and chopping. He also enjoys bonzai kittens and long walks on the beach in Speedos. His life's ambition is to get a '''really''' hot Playboy model for a trophy wife, and retire to Florida. His natural habitat is a pineapple under the sea. You can equip him with a +2 Cloak of Infinite Dorkiness.

== HE IS BORED ==
* When Syd gets bored, he doesn't spend his time writing new articles.
* HE IS NOT BORED, AT ALL

== Honors and Awards ==
*Master of Reality
*Paranoid
*Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
*Sabotage
*Technical Ecstasy
*Heaven and Hell
*Mob Rules

== Trivia ==
* Syd's favorite color is PINK!!!
;; Thats right! PINK! The color of women in Milton Bradley's "LIFE".
* Syd fucking loves olives. Seriously, just ask his mom.
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Krislexia

2008-03-22T02:03:52Z

Krislexia:

Krislexia

2008-03-22T02:03:20Z

Krislexia: /* ? */

Krislexia is Syd Lexia's jailbait sister. She likes MCR. Everyone thought her avatar on the forum was a picture of a cute girl, possibly her, but it was actually Gerard Way from MCR.
She is most likely found whining about her life on Livejournal and Myspace. She doesn't think before she opens her mouth. She does it for the lulz.

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Krislexia

2008-03-22T02:03:02Z

Krislexia:

Krislexia is Syd Lexia's jailbait sister. She likes MCR. Everyone thought her avatar on the forum was a picture of a cute girl, possibly her, but it was actually Gerard Way from MCR.
She is most likely found whining about her life on Livejournal and Myspace. She doesn't think before she opens her mouth. She does it for the lulz.

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Krislexia

2008-03-22T02:01:40Z

Krislexia:

Krislexia

2008-03-22T02:00:38Z

Krislexia:

The Petition for the NES Drinking Saga

2008-03-22T01:59:24Z

Krislexia: /* List of Names */

[[SydLexia.com]] needs more of the NES Drinking Saga. If you agree, type your name below.

=== List of Names ===

*DarknessDeku
*Char Motherfucking Aznable
*[[MOGHARR]]
*The Mighty [[Ross Rifle]]
*Ever veiled [[Rycona]]
*Dummies_ch2
*[[Chrisby]]
*[[Krislexia]]
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Krislexia

2008-03-05T02:17:44Z

Krislexia:

Krislexia

2007-12-20T22:05:25Z

Krislexia:

List of things that Black Zarak doesn't like

2007-12-11T22:18:42Z

Krislexia:

The following is a list of things that [[Black Zarak]] doesn't like:

*Die Hard 4
*30 Days Of Night (the movie)
*Transformers (2007 movie)
*Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!
*The PSP commercials with that annoying guy
*Baseball
*Football
*This one girl Shannon that no one besides Syd and Black Zarak know
*The two-part episode of South Park where they make fun of Family Guy
*The episode of South Park where they make fun of 300
*Tom Goes To The Mayor
*Teleporting sniper rifle bullets
*Darth Malak
*Dragon Ball Z
*Gears of War
*My Chemical Romance [but that's because he's a dick :D]

It just keeps going! Black Zarak's list of toys he wishes he had as a kid but they weren't around yet, Black Zarak's list of Hollywood actresses who need a smack in the mouth...this is a crazy person's diary!

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