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<p>Nekkoru: Replaced content with "'''Fuck your zigzag man, I'm a tetris block.''' My name is Nekkoru and I was born on the fateful day of 25th January, 1992. Category:Forum Members Category:Forum Me..."</p> <hr /> <div>'''Fuck your zigzag man, I'm a tetris block.'''<br /> <br /> My name is Nekkoru and I was born on the fateful day of 25th January, 1992.<br /> [[Category:Forum Members]]<br /> [[Category:Forum Members From Europe]]</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Diablo_II&diff=8581 Diablo II 2010-09-29T14:54:19Z

<p>Nekkoru: New page: '''Diablo II''' is the most awesomest game ever. It comes as no surprise, then, that some of the people from the forums get together and play it. It has a plot, but no one really cares ab...</p> <hr /> <div>'''Diablo II''' is the most awesomest game ever. It comes as no surprise, then, that some of the people from the forums get together and play it.<br /> <br /> It has a plot, but no one really cares about that anyway.<br /> <br /> ==Who's playing?==<br /> <table border=1><br /> <tr><td>Name</td><td>Class/Build</td><td>Level</td><td>Notes</td></tr><br /> <tr><td>[[ReinhartX]]</td><td>Poison Necromancer</td><td> </td><td></td></tr><br /> <tr><td>[[Sehkmaenzo]]</td><td>Whirly Spear Barbarian</td><td>9</td><td></td></tr><br /> <tr><td>[[Not Sure]]</td><td>Javazon</td><td></td><td></td></tr><br /> <tr><td>[[UsaSatsui]]</td><td>Auradin (Holy)</td><td></td><td></td></tr><br /> <tr><td>[[Fernin]]</td><td>Martial Arts Assasin</td><td>11</td><td></td></tr><br /> <tr><td>[[Nekkoru]]</td><td>Ice Sorceress</td><td>11</td><td>MF character. Rescued Cain.</td></tr><br /> <tr><td>[[Valdronius]]</td><td>Werewolf Druid</td><td></td><td></td></tr><br /> <tr><td>[[TARDISman]]</td><td>???</td><td></td><td></td></tr><br /> </table><br /> <br /> ==How to play==<br /> <br /> We play on Battle.net, so you'd better get your ass to the shop and buy Diablo. We're usually on IRC and when we're playing, we move to the #slfd2 channel. The usual game name and password are slf/slf.</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Nekkoru&diff=8507 Nekkoru 2010-08-16T21:24:50Z

<p>Nekkoru: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Fuck your zigzag man, I'm a tetris block.'''<br /> <br /> My name is Nekkoru and I was born on the fateful day of 25th January, 1992.<br /> <br /> I am known for my inability to perform any combo in any fighting game. As such, I try to learn performing them so I don't suck ass. As such, I have dedicated a super-spiffy section dedicated to my combos.<br /> <br /> I am also a MtF transsexual and I like to rape people with shovels.<br /> <br /> ==The Epic Videogame Quest==<br /> <br /> I believe my forum post on this says it all:<br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><br /> ''Well, as you all may know, I suck when it comes to video games. Like, big time. <br /> <br /> After a few sleepless nights, I figured out why - you all grew up with the NES and other games, while I only had a PC and mostly cheated my way through all the games I had. <br /> <br /> So, now I try to emulate the typical childhood of a Lexian by playing through all the major games on all major consoles chronologically. I started in 1980 with early computer and arcade games and right now I'm at 1986, playing Gradius and Metroid. When I beat a game, I move up a year. <ref name="Sydlexia Forums - What I've been up to...">http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=8483</ref>''<br /> </div><br /> <br /> As such, I believe it should be documented. [[Nekkoru's Epic Videogame Quest]] contains everything on my undertakement.<br /> <br /> ==Nekkoru's Recipes==<br /> <br /> Recently, I took up cooking as a hobby. While I don't exactly invent new shit in here, here's what I cook and what is awesome. Keep in mind I'm vegetarian and eating anything from this list may turn you into one yourself.<br /> <br /> ===Simple chips'n'toast thingie===<br /> <br /> You'll need a clamshell toaster, some bread that's meant to be toasted and chips. Add stuff according to your own judgment.<br /> <br /> So, here's this thingie I saw at a friend's house. Basically, that's a fuckload of chips between two slices of bread. That's the simplest way, but you can add cheese, salsa sauce, garlic dip and other stuff that goes well with chips. Close the toaster, wait for the bread to get crunchy and get eatin'.<br /> <br /> The best chips for the job are spicy ones - preferably chili. Some chili powder won't hurt either.<br /> <br /> ===Veggie burgers===<br /> <br /> Here's my unique and original recipe for perfect veggie burgers. Basically, go buy some green lentils. For each cup of lentils you put into the pot, pour two cups of water onto them. Get the water boiling on a small fire and keep those fuckers cooking, stirring every once in a while, until all of the water gets absorbed. You should also add two or three teaspoons of salt while it's cooking.<br /> <br /> Now, while that's being done, dice half an onion and heat up some oil on a frying pan. Just slightly fry those onions (if they get brown, you fucked up. They need to be clearish green) and once they're done, throw them into a food processor. After the lentils cook (about half an hour to forty five minutes), throw them there too. Blend this shit together until it's smooth.<br /> <br /> Now, get an egg and some bread crumbs. Break the egg on a plate and throw the shells away. Take a fork and start mixing the egg with it. You want a plate full of orangey goo, where you can't see what's the egg core and white anymore. Now wash your hands. get a plateful of breadcrumbs, then get a handful of that lentil-onion stuff you just blended. Start forming a burger, then cover it in the egg and the bread crumbs. Heat up some cooking oil on a frying pan and start frying. Rinse and repeat, a cup of lentils yields four reasonably sized burgers.<br /> <br /> Now, here you have to be quick. You need to dice a small RED onion and slice some pickles, get some iceberg lettuce leaves and hot hamburger buns while you're waiting for the burgers to fry. Here's a nice text diagram on how an ideal burger looks like.<br /> <br /> TOP HALF OF THE BUN<br /> Ketchup<br /> Red onions<br /> Pickles<br /> Iceberg lettuce<br /> Additional sauces<br /> Burger<br /> BOTTOM HALF OF THE BUN<br /> <br /> [[Category:Forum Members]]<br /> [[Category:Forum Members From Europe]]</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Nekkoru&diff=8503 Nekkoru 2010-08-14T15:04:48Z

<p>Nekkoru: </p> <hr /> <div>My name is Nekkoru and I was born on the fateful day of 25th January, 1992.<br /> <br /> I am known for my inability to perform any combo in any fighting game. As such, I try to learn performing them so I don't suck ass. As such, I have dedicated a super-spiffy section dedicated to my combos.<br /> <br /> I am also a MtF transsexual and I like to rape people with shovels.<br /> <br /> ==The Epic Videogame Quest==<br /> <br /> I believe my forum post on this says it all:<br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><br /> ''Well, as you all may know, I suck when it comes to video games. Like, big time. <br /> <br /> After a few sleepless nights, I figured out why - you all grew up with the NES and other games, while I only had a PC and mostly cheated my way through all the games I had. <br /> <br /> So, now I try to emulate the typical childhood of a Lexian by playing through all the major games on all major consoles chronologically. I started in 1980 with early computer and arcade games and right now I'm at 1986, playing Gradius and Metroid. When I beat a game, I move up a year. <ref name="Sydlexia Forums - What I've been up to...">http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=8483</ref>''<br /> </div><br /> <br /> As such, I believe it should be documented. [[Nekkoru's Epic Videogame Quest]] contains everything on my undertakement.<br /> <br /> ==Nekkoru's Recipes==<br /> <br /> Recently, I took up cooking as a hobby. While I don't exactly invent new shit in here, here's what I cook and what is awesome. Keep in mind I'm vegetarian and eating anything from this list may turn you into one yourself.<br /> <br /> ===Simple chips'n'toast thingie===<br /> <br /> You'll need a clamshell toaster, some bread that's meant to be toasted and chips. Add stuff according to your own judgment.<br /> <br /> So, here's this thingie I saw at a friend's house. Basically, that's a fuckload of chips between two slices of bread. That's the simplest way, but you can add cheese, salsa sauce, garlic dip and other stuff that goes well with chips. Close the toaster, wait for the bread to get crunchy and get eatin'.<br /> <br /> The best chips for the job are spicy ones - preferably chili. Some chili powder won't hurt either.<br /> <br /> ===Veggie burgers===<br /> <br /> Here's my unique and original recipe for perfect veggie burgers. Basically, go buy some green lentils. For each cup of lentils you put into the pot, pour two cups of water onto them. Get the water boiling on a small fire and keep those fuckers cooking, stirring every once in a while, until all of the water gets absorbed. You should also add two or three teaspoons of salt while it's cooking.<br /> <br /> Now, while that's being done, dice half an onion and heat up some oil on a frying pan. Just slightly fry those onions (if they get brown, you fucked up. They need to be clearish green) and once they're done, throw them into a food processor. After the lentils cook (about half an hour to forty five minutes), throw them there too. Blend this shit together until it's smooth.<br /> <br /> Now, get an egg and some bread crumbs. Break the egg on a plate and throw the shells away. Take a fork and start mixing the egg with it. You want a plate full of orangey goo, where you can't see what's the egg core and white anymore. Now wash your hands. get a plateful of breadcrumbs, then get a handful of that lentil-onion stuff you just blended. Start forming a burger, then cover it in the egg and the bread crumbs. Heat up some cooking oil on a frying pan and start frying. Rinse and repeat, a cup of lentils yields four reasonably sized burgers.<br /> <br /> Now, here you have to be quick. You need to dice a small RED onion and slice some pickles, get some iceberg lettuce leaves and hot hamburger buns while you're waiting for the burgers to fry. Here's a nice text diagram on how an ideal burger looks like.<br /> <br /> TOP HALF OF THE BUN<br /> Ketchup<br /> Red onions<br /> Pickles<br /> Iceberg lettuce<br /> Additional sauces<br /> Burger<br /> BOTTOM HALF OF THE BUN<br /> <br /> [[Category:Forum Members]]<br /> [[Category:Forum Members From Europe]]</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K/6&diff=7493 MSLT3K/6 2009-09-26T21:29:06Z

<p>Nekkoru: </p> <hr /> <div>''Bananaz'' was the fifth movie done by [[MSLT3K]]. The crew for this session consisted of [[Nekkoru]], [[Fernin]] and [[Captain_Pollution| Dude_Love]].<br /> <br /> ==Log==<br /> <blockquote><br /> <br>[16:04] <Vyyj> Okay, gentlemen. On your mark... Ready, set...<br /> <br>[16:04] <Vyyj> Ok, Go!<br /> <br>[16:04] <Dude_Love> Parlophone!<br /> <br>[16:04] <Vyyj> Hip Albatross in the background<br /> <br>[16:04] <Vyyj> With Dawn of the Dead dialogue<br /> <br>[16:05] <@Fernin> an interesting choice for the start of this<br /> <br>[16:05] <Vyyj> Well, 2D and Hewlett are zombie fanatics<br /> <br>[16:05] <Vyyj> And according to the backstory, 2D's effectively braindead<br /> <br>[16:06] <Dude_Love> I've barely heard of the Gorillaz before<br /> <br>[16:07] <Dude_Love> I don't consider American Idol to be an extreme of that<br /> <br>[16:07] <@Fernin> I'm only familiar with some of their songs, I've never listened to an entire album before<br /> <br>[16:07] <Dude_Love> It's a prime example, but not an extreme<br /> <br>[16:07] <Vyyj> Fernin, consider this, then:<br /> <br>[16:08] <Vyyj> They use samples from George Romero's zombie movies in their songs.<br /> <br>[16:08] <Vyyj> M1A1.<br /> <br>[16:08] <@Fernin> heh, nifty<br /> <br>[16:09] <@Fernin> I'm seeing bits of lots of videos I recognize, and plenty more that I don't<br /> <br>[16:09] <Vyyj> Have you considered getting into them? I could turn you into a fan in mere two weeks.<br /> <br>[16:09] <Dude_Love> This little montage is very interesting to watch... I'll give it that<br /> <br>[16:10] <Vyyj> Haha, good book<br /> <br>[16:10] <@Fernin> hehe, press photos<br /> <br>[16:10] <Vyyj> These drawings are always awesome<br /> <br>[16:10] <Vyyj> Atari Safari.<br /> <br>[16:10] <Vyyj> Hm.<br /> <br>[16:11] <Dude_Love> Animating figures like that would be real annoying<br /> <br>[16:11] <Dude_Love> Purpousefully injecting racial diversity seems commonplace enough I don't know why people would comment<br /> <br>[16:12] <Dude_Love> Their cigarettes look funny<br /> <br>[16:12] <Vyyj> Watch Damon try his cigarette trick<br /> <br>[16:13] <Vyyj> Punk.<br /> <br>[16:13] <Vyyj> Good song.<br /> <br>[16:13] <@Fernin> hah, so into it his glasses fell off, nice<br /> <br>[16:13] <Dude_Love> It sounds too... boomy<br /> <br>[16:14] <Vyyj> Part two.<br /> <br>[16:14] <Vyyj> Ready whenever you are.<br /> <br>[16:14] <Dude_Love> As am I<br /> <br>[16:14] <@Fernin> ready<br /> <br>[16:14] <Vyyj> OK, go<br /> <br>[16:15] <Vyyj> Okay, so this part is kinda repeated.<br /> <br>[16:15] <Vyyj> Oh well. It's a good song.<br /> <br>[16:15] <@Fernin> wonder if it'll be like this throughout the whole thing<br /> <br>[16:15] <Dude_Love> The song's fun enough to listen to, to bad that tone is so annoying<br /> <br>[16:16] <Vyyj> This song is untelligble even to Damon, apparently.<br /> <br>[16:16] <Vyyj> And he's the fucking singer.<br /> <br>[16:16] <Dude_Love> I wish you couldn't hear the music... on the radio once they <br>played DLR's part on Runnin' With the Devil sans music... it sounds pretty amazing<br /> <br>[16:16] <Dude_Love> Vocals sound awesome without music<br /> <br>[16:17] <Vyyj> Echo!<br /> <br>[16:17] <@Fernin> eesh, is that part of the actual song?<br /> <br>[16:17] <Dude_Love> Fuckin' a<br /> <br>[16:17] <Vyyj> Dan the Automator!<br /> <br>[16:17] <Dude_Love> That was fucking cool<br /> <br>[16:18] <Vyyj> Junior Dan is cool.<br /> <br>[16:18] <Vyyj> Latin Simone. Also a good song.<br /> <br>[16:18] <Dude_Love> I'm diggin' this<br /> <br>[16:19] <Vyyj> That's the 2D version, too bad. I liked the Ibrahim Ferrer one.<br /> <br>[16:19] <Dude_Love> Man, I can't stand people who work on light tables like that<br /> <br>[16:19] <@Fernin> ah, the glory of hand-drawn animation... how many guys do they have animating, anyway?<br /> <br>[16:20] <Vyyj> What the fuck.<br /> <br>[16:20] <Dude_Love> I'm proud, though, I figured they CG'd<br /> <br>[16:20] <Dude_Love> What is it, Nekky?<br /> <br>[16:20] <Vyyj> The jackets in the pants.<br /> <br>[16:21] <Vyyj> Also, Tomorrow Comes Today, a fucking awesome song that got me into Gorillaz.<br /> <br>[16:21] <@Fernin> heh, thanks, I knew I knew that song, just couldn't remember the name<br /> <br>[16:21] <@Fernin> first one I've recognized so far<br /> <br>[16:21] <Dude_Love> Umm... his mouth confused me<br /> <br>[16:21] <Vyyj> Clint Eastwood. Also good.<br /> <br>[16:22] <Vyyj> Ibrahim Ferrer<br /> <br>[16:22] <@Fernin> compared to some of their other stuff, even in the limited amount I've heard, Clint Eastwood is a bit slow<br /> <br>[16:22] <Vyyj> This dude is AWESOME.<br /> <br>[16:23] <Dude_Love> It was slow but hip<br /> <br>[16:23] <@Fernin> hmm, what language is that?<br /> <br>[16:23] <Vyyj> Spanish, methinks.<br /> <br>[16:24] <Vyyj> That's a Spacemonkeyz remix of, um...<br /> <br>[16:24] <Vyyj> 19/2000, I think.<br /> <br>[16:25] <Vyyj> Okay, ready?<br /> <br>[16:25] <@Fernin> ready<br /> <br>[16:25] <Dude_Love> Yep<br /> <br>[16:25] <Vyyj> OK, Go!<br /> <br>[16:25] <Dude_Love> Was thata farmer's tan on his legs?<br /> <br>[16:26] <Vyyj> Haha, Murdoc impersonation ftw<br /> <br>[16:28] <Dude_Love> Wnat's that poster say?<br /> <br>[16:28] <Dude_Love> Can....?<br /> <br>[16:28] <Vyyj> Which one?<br /> <br>[16:29] <Vyyj> Candy, I think.<br /> <br>[16:29] <@Fernin> I think the one his head is blocking now<br /> <br>[16:29] <Dude_Love> I cross my uppercase Z's, like some people do their sevens<br /> <br>[16:30] <Vyyj> He still can't aim a cigarette into his mouth.<br /> <br>[16:30] <Vyyj> I managed to do this once.<br /> <br>[16:30] <Dude_Love> I heard an English person talking about doing a Canadian accent once... weirded me out<br /> <br>[16:31] <Vyyj> Gigantic bulge time<br /> <br>[16:33] <Vyyj> They have so much rad shit in their studios.<br /> <br>[16:33] <Dude_Love> I don't like how they draw people<br /> <br>[16:33] <Dude_Love> Stylistically the rest looks cool though<br /> <br>[16:33] <Vyyj> 12D3 in the background.<br /> <br>[16:35] <@Fernin> that's an interesting instrument...<br /> <br>[16:35] <Dude_Love> What's he playing?<br /> <br>[16:35] <@Fernin> no idea<br /> <br>[16:35] <Vyyj> Fuck me, I don't know<br /> <br>[16:35] <Dude_Love> I want one<br /> <br>[16:35] <Vyyj> Ready?<br /> <br>[16:35] <@Fernin> ready<br /> <br>[16:35] <Dude_Love> Umm... not quite<br /> <br>[16:36] <Dude_Love> The internet just exploded a little, should only take a second to fix...<br /> <br>[16:36] <Vyyj> Okay.<br /> <br>[16:36] <@Fernin> kinda funny how not a thing has been said in #sydlexia pretty much all this time...<br /> <br>[16:36] <Vyyj> Yeah.<br /> <br>[16:36] <Dude_Love> I'm the life of that party, dig it<br /> <br>[16:36] <Dude_Love> Anyway, ready<br /> <br>[16:37] <Vyyj> Ok, Go!<br /> <br>[16:37] <Vyyj> Banjo!<br /> <br>[16:37] <Dude_Love> What...?<br /> <br>[16:37] <Vyyj> Damon was playing a banjo.<br /> <br>[16:37] <Dude_Love> I thought it was a banjo, but I count too many strings<br /> <br>[16:38] <Vyyj> One of my guitars has seven strings.<br /> <br>[16:38] <Dude_Love> Seven string guitars are different<br /> <br>[16:38] <Vyyj> So I guess a six-string banjo isn't too hard to make<br /> <br>[16:38] <Dude_Love> Everyone plays those, I didn't know anyone played extra-stringed banjos<br /> <br>[16:39] <Dude_Love> Hmm, the six string bass would make a better comparison, I think<br /> <br>[16:39] <Vyyj> Probably<br /> <br>[16:39] <Vyyj> But shit - eighteen string guitar.<br /> <br>[16:39] <Dude_Love> My friend has a twelve string bass<br /> <br>[16:39] <@Fernin> kinda fun how the voice actors for the characters are completely different from the folks playing the instruments<br /> <br>[16:39] <Vyyj> Re-Hash in the background<br /> <br>[16:39] <Dude_Love> Imagine how much stress is on that bridge<br /> <br>[16:40] <Dude_Love> I don't know, I think this movie is making me into a Gorillaz fan<br /> <br>[16:40] <Vyyj> Google up Yuri Landman and his Moonlander<br /> <br>[16:40] <Vyyj> Haha, awesome<br /> <br>[16:40] <Vyyj> Intro to M1A1 with dialogue from Day of the Dead.<br /> <br>[16:41] <@Fernin> I remember when I first heard about them touring, it intrigued me how they did this<br /> <br>[16:42] <Vyyj> They did a 3D show once, actually<br /> <br>[16:42] <Dude_Love> How?<br /> <br>[16:42] <Vyyj> Phi Life Cypher, doing Clint Eastwood<br /> <br>[16:42] <Dude_Love> Okay, I jst went halfsies with my cat on my last slice of ham<br /> <br>[16:42] <Dude_Love> I'm down to the coke, now<br /> <br>[16:43] <Vyyj> Starshine in the background<br /> <br>[16:43] <Vyyj> And a Fistful of Peanuts.<br /> <br>[16:43] <Vyyj> Am I nerdy enough about Gorillaz?<br /> <br>[16:43] <Dude_Love> Okay, I seriously dig that groove there<br /> <br>[16:44] <Vyyj> This is called A Fistful of Peanuts, a group called Spacemonkeyz made a complete remix of the first album in that dub/reggae style<br /> <br>[16:44] <Vyyj> It was called "Laika Come Home"<br /> <br>[16:44] <Dude_Love> What's his shirt say?<br /> <br>[16:44] <Vyyj> Didn't get a good look<br /> <br>[16:44] <@Fernin> nor did I<br /> <br>[16:45] <Dude_Love> Oh god, listen to that guy's voice...<br /> <br>[16:46] <Vyyj> Timberlake impersonation = win<br /> <br>[16:46] <Dude_Love> I lol'd<br /> <br>[16:47] <Vyyj> Ready?<br /> <br>[16:47] <Dude_Love> Sesame Street?<br /> <br>[16:47] <Dude_Love> Ready<br /> <br>[16:47] <@Fernin> ready<br /> <br>[16:47] <Vyyj> OK, go!<br /> <br>[16:48] <Dude_Love> God, radio hostspiss me off<br /> <br>[16:48] <Dude_Love> Sathien!<br /> <br>[16:48] <LordSathien> link to the vid and how deep ya in?<br /> <br>[16:48] <@Fernin> we're up to part 5 of 10<br /> <br>[16:48] <@Fernin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgRSQCllhlQ&feature=related<br /> <br>[16:48] <Vyyj> Part 5 of ten<br /> <br>[16:49] <Vyyj> Ass crack.<br /> <br>[16:49] <LordSathien> time stamp?<br /> <br>[16:49] <Dude_Love> Which awards, sorry?<br /> <br>[16:49] <Vyyj> MTV VMA<br /> <br>[16:49] <@Fernin> I'm at 1:35<br /> <br>[16:49] <Vyyj> Ooh, 911, with D-12<br /> <br>[16:49] <Dude_Love> Oh... well it's a badge of pride to not win a VMA<br /> <br>[16:49] <LordSathien> thing's loading slow as hell on my end<br /> <br>[16:50] <Dude_Love> That's like getting a #1 nowadays, it's almost a bad thing<br /> <br>[16:50] <@Fernin> I'd imagine they did, they were popular as hell in the early 2000's<br /> <br>[16:50] <Dude_Love> When's this movie from?<br /> <br>[16:50] <Vyyj> They got awards, plenty of them<br /> <br>[16:50] <@Fernin> I heard Clint Eastwood and 19-2000 everywhere<br /> <br>[16:50] <Vyyj> Bananaz? Um, March 2009.<br /> <br>[16:51] <Vyyj> But it only has footage like up to 2006<br /> <br>[16:51] <Dude_Love> Don't tell me it's a "We're still around..." movie!<br /> <br>[16:51] <Vyyj> Oh, Proof.<br /> <br>[16:51] <Vyyj> He died in 2006<br /> <br>[16:52] * Dude_Love goes to see if he has cigarettes<br /> <br>[16:52] <Dude_Love> I might not be back for ten minutes, or so<br /> <br>[16:52] <@Fernin> do that between parts, then ;)<br /> <br>[16:53] <Dude_Love> Pssh, I didn't think of it till the middle of the part...<br /> <br>[16:54] <Vyyj> End of Hip Albatross, with Day of the Dead dialogue.<br /> <br>[16:54] <Vyyj> ARGH MY NERDERY IS AWESOME<br /> <br>[16:54] <Dude_Love> Wait for me before you start part six<br /> <br>[16:54] <Vyyj> Sure thing, dude<br /> <br>[16:54] <Vyyj> Starshine.<br /> <br>[16:55] <@Fernin> is he saying it might sound really cool without a bass player?<br /> <br>[16:55] <@Fernin> or with some random not-bass player playing bass?<br /> <br>[16:55] <Vyyj> Throwup. Hm.<br /> <br>[16:55] <@Fernin> blargh, why'd they video tape that?<br /> <br>[16:57] <Vyyj> That was Man Genious (Clapper) there.<br /> <br>[16:59] <Vyyj> So, while we wait, Fernin, let's get you indoctrined into Gorillaz.<br /> <br>[16:59] <@Fernin> gah, I'm still unsettled after that puke scene... there had better not be any more of that crap in here<br /> <br>[16:59] <Vyyj> Nah, just one minor instance<br /> <br>[17:00] <Vyyj> If I remember correctly. The people over at G-U were butthurt about those scenes<br /> <br>[17:00] <@Fernin> so, what recommendations do you have for my listening?<br /> <br>[17:01] <Vyyj> Basically, get EVERYTHING YOU CAN<br /> <br>[17:02] <Vyyj> But I'd start with both of the albums and above all, the B-sides compilations<br /> <br>[17:02] <Vyyj> Namely, G-Sides, D-Sides and Laika Come Home.<br /> <br>[17:02] <@Fernin> heh, k<br /> <br>[17:02] <@Fernin> what was the Spacemonkeyz thing you mentioned?<br /> <br>[17:02] <@Fernin> is that them as well, or an entirely different group?<br /> <br>[17:03] <Vyyj> Well, allegedly they're a different group<br /> <br>[17:03] <Vyyj> However, they only made Laika Come Home, so it's entirely possible they were made just for that simple purpose<br /> <br>[17:04] <Vyyj> They only released one original track, Spacemonkeyz Theme, as a B-Side to Lil Dub Chefin', the only single from Laika Come Home<br /> <br>[17:05] <Vyyj> So yeah, not much is known about them.<br /> <br>[17:06] <Dude_Love> I'm back, but not the same<br /> <br>[17:07] <Dude_Love> Now I'm out of cigarettes, and I have a bottle of water, some sweet n' sour sauce, and some stoned\ wheat thins<br /> <br>[17:07] <Vyyj> Okay.<br /> <br>[17:07] <Vyyj> We good to go?<br /> <br>[17:07] <@Fernin> yup<br /> <br>[17:07] <Vyyj> Fig?<br /> <br>[17:07] <Dude_Love> Yeah, ready<br /> <br>[17:07] <Vyyj> Ok, Go!<br /> <br>[17:08] <@Fernin> interesting... one cameraman filming another cameraman<br /> <br>[17:08] <Vyyj> Yeah.<br /> <br>[17:09] <@Fernin> ...is this a documentary or a complete invasion of privacy?<br /> <br>[17:09] <Vyyj> Starshine again.<br /> <br>[17:09] <Dude_Love> I don't think I'd like to be their friends<br /> <br>[17:10] <Dude_Love> Yeah, /Let it Be/ upset the Beatles how in-your-face the cameramen were... imagine how they'd have taken this<br /> <br>[17:10] <Vyyj> What the fuck was that wind-up thing?<br /> <br>[17:10] <@Fernin> ...the hell kind of instrument was that he was cranking for a second there?<br /> <br>[17:11] <Dude_Love> I'm confused...<br /> <br>[17:11] <Vyyj> Nice montage.<br /> <br>[17:11] <Dude_Love> She sounds pissed<br /> <br>[17:12] <Vyyj> Punk again.<br /> <br>[17:12] <Vyyj> Lots of song were reused here.<br /> <br>[17:12] <Vyyj> *songs<br /> <br>[17:13] <Dude_Love> Were I to make a documentary about a band, I'd reuse songs plentifully<br /> <br>[17:13] <Dude_Love> The spacey sounds aren't as cool<br /> <br>[17:13] <@Fernin> like you mentioned earlier... I can't understand a thing he's saying in that song<br /> <br>[17:13] <Vyyj> That's the point, I don't think anyone can<br /> <br>[17:13] <Dude_Love> What was Black Flag's singer's name?<br /> <br>[17:14] <Vyyj> Blake something<br /> <br>[17:14] <Dude_Love> That song makes me want to put on my /Nervous Breakdown/ EP<br /> <br>[17:14] <Vyyj> Intro from Demon Days<br /> <br>[17:15] <Vyyj> No, wait<br /> <br>[17:15] <Vyyj> I'm thinking of another band.<br /> <br>[17:16] <Vyyj> They have too much rad shit in their studio.<br /> <br>[17:16] <Dude_Love> They strike me as the type of people who smoke far too much pot<br /> <br>[17:16] <Vyyj> Yeah, the best thing is, they don't do any drugs.<br /> <br>[17:16] <Vyyj> They are genuinely mental<br /> <br>[17:16] <Vyyj> Oooh, Rock It in the background<br /> <br>[17:17] <Dude_Love> Wow, that's impressive, then<br /> <br>[17:17] <Vyyj> The easiest song ever<br /> <br>[17:17] <Dude_Love> Interesting... I wouldn't say good, though<br /> <br>[17:18] <Vyyj> We ready?<br /> <br>[17:18] <@Fernin> yup<br /> <br>[17:18] <Dude_Love> Mmhmm<br /> <br>[17:18] <Vyyj> okgo<br /> <br>[17:20] <Vyyj> Feel Good Inc.<br /> <br>[17:21] <Dude_Love> What's happening?<br /> <br>[17:21] <Vyyj> He wanted him to hold is coffee cup.<br /> <br>[17:21] <Vyyj> Oooh, De La Soul<br /> <br>[17:21] <Vyyj> I wish I could laugh like that<br /> <br>[17:21] <@Fernin> yeah, that's an incredible evil laugh<br /> <br>[17:22] <Dude_Love> Jesus, watch him go...<br /> <br>[17:22] <Vyyj> Oh fuck danger mouse<br /> <br>[17:22] <Vyyj> And 68 State in the background<br /> <br>[17:23] <Vyyj> And DARE.<br /> <br>[17:23] <Dude_Love> That reminds me<br /> <br>[17:23] <Dude_Love> Anyone ever just sit and watch old pencil tests?<br /> <br>[17:23] <Dude_Love> It's fun<br /> <br>[17:23] <Vyyj> I do<br /> <br>[17:23] <@Fernin> hm, nope<br /> <br>[17:24] <Vyyj> And El Manana right there.<br /> <br>[17:24] <Dude_Love> This sounds like a song I've heard before...<br /> <br>[17:24] <Dude_Love> Can't put my finger on it, though<br /> <br>[17:25] <Dude_Love> Castrophony?<br /> <br>[17:25] <Vyyj> That's motherfucking Dennis Hopper!<br /> <br>[17:25] <Vyyj> He's reciting Fire Coming Out Of The Monkey's Head.<br /> <br>[17:26] <Dude_Love> Jesus, he's like, a third of a metre from Dennis<br /> <br>[17:26] <Dude_Love> Doing that shit with his hands... I'd be uncomfortable<br /> <br>[17:27] <Vyyj> Feel Good Inc again.<br /> <br>[17:28] <Dude_Love> I've heard this song before!<br /> <br>[17:28] <Vyyj> Also horns from Happy Landfill<br /> <br>[17:28] <Vyyj> We good to go?<br /> <br>[17:29] <@Fernin> yep<br /> <br>[17:29] <Dude_Love> Ready<br /> <br>[17:29] <Vyyj> OK, go.<br /> <br>[17:29] <@Fernin> wonder if they'll play more of Happy Landfill, I like that song<br /> <br>[17:29] <Dude_Love> Oversaturation is a bad thing<br /> <br>[17:30] <Vyyj> Happy Landfill is like train whistles and a typewriter.<br /> <br>[17:31] <Dude_Love> This one's fun<br /> <br>[17:31] <Vyyj> Dirty Harry, but an unreleased mix<br /> <br>[17:32] <@Fernin> hm, where are they now?<br /> <br>[17:32] <Dude_Love> Oh...<br /> <br>[17:32] <Dude_Love> I'm quite sorry, good gentleman, but I must now take my leave<br /> <br>[17:32] <Vyyj> Hm, okay.<br /> <br>[17:32] <@Fernin> k, later Fig<br /> <br>[17:32] <Vyyj> See ya, dude.<br /> <br>�02[17:32] * Dude_Love (~yhiselamu@lap.ee) Quit (Quit: #yhiselamu | www.yhiselamu.ee�)<br /> <br>[17:33] <Vyyj> What.<br /> <br>[17:34] <Vyyj> Fernin, am I high or does he really have a giganting rubber dong there?<br /> <br>[17:34] <@Fernin> he definitely did<br /> <br>[17:35] <Vyyj> Bill Murray in the background<br /> <br>[17:35] <Vyyj> As in, a song, not the actor<br /> <br>[17:35] <@Fernin> hehe, was gonna say<br /> <br>[17:36] <Vyyj> Shaun Ryder.<br /> <br>[17:36] <Vyyj> Hmm.<br /> <br>[17:36] <Vyyj> He was hated for that performance by the fans, apparently<br /> <br>[17:37] <@Fernin> Feel Good Inc. again, if I'm not mistaken<br /> <br>[17:37] <Vyyj> Yup<br /> <br>[17:38] <Vyyj> And Murdoc is God, a noise metal song.<br /> <br>[17:38] <Vyyj> Plus, 3D murdoc.<br /> <br>[17:38] <@Fernin> the characters definitely make for... very strange 3d models<br /> <br>[17:38] <Vyyj> They did a performance with Madonna using these models<br /> <br>[17:39] <Vyyj> It was a Feel Good Inc. / Hung Up mashup, if I'm not mistaken<br /> <br>[17:39] <Vyyj> Okay, we good?<br /> <br>[17:39] <@Fernin> yup<br /> <br>[17:39] <Vyyj> Go!<br /> <br>[17:40] <@Fernin> isn't this where we came in?<br /> <br>[17:40] <Vyyj> Yeah.<br /> <br>[17:41] <Vyyj> Haha, bullshit at it's best<br /> <br>[17:41] <@Fernin> lol<br /> <br>[17:41] <@Fernin> props for improving the new line so quickly<br /> <br>[17:42] <@Fernin> improv-ing, even<br /> <br>[17:42] <Vyyj> Improvising?<br /> <br>[17:42] <@Fernin> there we go, yeah<br /> <br>[17:44] <Vyyj> Damon is truly the master of bullshit.<br /> <br>[17:45] <Vyyj> Did Dennis Hopper just say "fuck"?<br /> <br>[17:45] <@Fernin> I do believe so<br /> <br>[17:46] <Vyyj> A viking quest t-shirt.<br /> <br>[17:46] <Vyyj> Hm.<br /> <br>[17:46] <Vyyj> Okay, so.<br /> <br>[17:46] <Vyyj> What is going on?<br /> <br>[17:46] <Vyyj> I AM SO CONFUSED!<br /> <br>[17:47] <Vyyj> Oh. Fart contest.<br /> <br>[17:47] <@Fernin> I think the guy took a crap and it's stinking up the green room<br /> <br>[17:47] <Vyyj> Demon Days, the final track on Demon Days. Good song.<br /> <br>[17:49] <@Fernin> I'd never guess it was a Gorillaz song<br /> <br>[17:49] <Vyyj> HE DID IT<br /> <br>[17:49] <Vyyj> Hongkongaton<br /> <br>[17:49] <Vyyj> Also a good song.<br /> <br>[17:51] <@Fernin> pretty fun, overall<br /> </blockquote></div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K/4&diff=7162 MSLT3K/4 2009-08-23T00:04:19Z

<p>Nekkoru: </p> <hr /> <div>''Trigun, Episode 1: The $$60 Billion Man'' was the fourth movie done by [[MSLT3K]]. The crew for this session consisted of [[Nekkoru]], [[Fernin]] and [[Rycona]].<br /> <br /> ==Log==<br /> <blockquote><br /> [19:28] <Nekkoru> This is going to become the trademark catchphrase of MSLT3K...<br/><br /> [19:28] <Nekkoru> OK, Go!<br/><br /> [19:28] <Nekkoru> Fucking sweet opening theme<br/><br /> [19:29] <@Rycona> It reminds me of Road Rash.<br/><br /> [19:29] <@Fernin> definitely, H.K. for the win<br/><br /> [19:29] <@Rycona> Especially some of the sweet licks later on.<br/><br /> [19:29] <@Rycona> Like there.<br/><br /> [19:29] <Nekkoru> Fuck yes<br/><br /> [19:29] <Nekkoru> I'm going to bug Ross until he records it<br/><br /> [19:29] <Nekkoru> Solo time!<br/><br /> [19:29] <@Fernin> ah, H.T., my bad<br/><br /> [19:30] <Nekkoru> Okay, obligatory desert shot<br/><br /> [19:30] <Nekkoru> Annnnd... Wait, what? Double dollars?<br/><br /> [19:31] <@Rycona> I'll take the 120 billion.<br/><br /> [19:31] <@Rycona> REgular dollars.<br/><br /> [19:31] <@Fernin> good thing this is one of the shows with a really good English dub<br/><br /> [19:31] <@Rycona> I loved the ENglish dubs.<br/><br /> [19:31] <@Rycona> Record player automatically recognizes chance of mood.<br/><br /> [19:31] <@Rycona> change*<br/><br /> [19:32] <Nekkoru> Wait, so this tavern basically just stands there in the middle of the fucking desert.<br/><br /> [19:32] <@Rycona> What a waste of fine liquor.<br/><br /> [19:32] <@Fernin> okay, robbing a place I can understand, but shooting the fuck out of it?<br/><br /> [19:32] <@Fernin> what are they gaining by doing this, besides wasting bullets?<br/><br /> [19:32] <@Rycona> Doesn't seem very economical.<br/><br /> [19:32] <Nekkoru> Sweet entrance, tho<br/><br /> [19:32] <@Rycona> I'm the biggest and ugliest Lemming you've ever seen!<br/><br /> [19:32] <Nekkoru> Also, what is it with main characters in anime and wearing Red?<br/><br /> [19:33] <Nekkoru> I mean, Alucard, Vash...<br/><br /> [19:33] <@Rycona> Santa<br/><br /> [19:33] <@Fernin> it's a badass color, I guess<br/><br /> [19:33] <Nekkoru> Him, too.<br/><br /> [19:33] <@Rycona> She riff?<br/><br /> [19:33] <@Rycona> I didn't even know she played guitar.<br/><br /> [19:33] <@Fernin> maybe she did the show's opening<br/><br /> [19:33] <@Rycona> Hot Temptress<br/><br /> [19:34] <@Fernin> kitty!<br/><br /> [19:34] <Nekkoru> Hey, mind if I steal "Hot Temptress?"<br/><br /> [19:34] <@Rycona> Go ahead.<br/><br /> [19:34] <Nekkoru> I might use it as my artistic persona.<br/><br /> [19:34] <@Rycona> Your non-alcoholic orders give me table rage!<br/><br /> [19:35] <@Rycona> She's an ox.<br/><br /> [19:35] <Nekkoru> Holy fuck she-hulk<br/><br /> [19:35] <@Fernin> one hell of a gun, that<br/><br /> [19:35] <@Rycona> Innocent-looking? How would he know?<br/><br /> [19:35] <@Rycona> Segal stopped being a cop and opened a tavern.<br/><br /> [19:36] <@Rycona> ...and finally buffed up.<br/><br /> [19:36] <Nekkoru> Did he stop playing guitar, tho?<br/><br /> [19:36] <@Fernin> let's hope so<br/><br /> [19:36] <@Rycona> He had huge gauges and took them out. They healed pretty well.<br/><br /> [19:37] <Nekkoru> Oh. It's not loaded.<br/><br /> [19:37] <@Fernin> nice throw<br/><br /> [19:37] <Nekkoru> Vash is like the ultimate comedic relief<br/><br /> [19:37] <@Fernin> ...and nice escape<br/><br /> [19:37] <@Rycona> OBviously, he must be telling the truth.<br/><br /> [19:38] <Nekkoru> Some fine dialogue.<br/><br /> [19:38] <@Fernin> that thing can cut through stone, but not through human flesh?<br/><br /> [19:38] <@Rycona> I am Lemmingdroiddouche<br/><br /> [19:38] <Nekkoru> What THE FUCK is WRONG is with his EARS?<br/><br /> [19:39] <@Rycona> It has respect for all living things.<br/><br /> [19:39] <@Fernin> if his ears are the only thing about him that bother you...<br/><br /> [19:39] <@Rycona> Your ears get like that when you drink too much gravy.<br/><br /> [19:39] <Nekkoru> That was a Diablo 2 monster sound!<br/><br /> [19:39] <Nekkoru> Also, it was used in WoW, I think<br/><br /> [19:40] <@Rycona> Desert Aardvarks are great for lengthy, dry travels.<br/><br /> [19:40] <@Rycona> She's walking like a bushwhacker.<br/><br /> [19:41] <Nekkoru> Fucking sweet interlude<br/><br /> [19:41] <@Rycona> The echo at the end is sweet.<br/><br /> [19:41] <@Rycona> I want an explanation as to how "double dollars" came to exist.<br/><br /> [19:41] <Nekkoru> I'd like to hear Christopher Walken do Ruth.<br/><br /> [19:42] <@Fernin> apparently, double rifles also exist...<br/><br /> [19:42] <Nekkoru> Well, there was the double shotgun in Doom 2<br/><br /> [19:42] <@Rycona> At least there's a logic there.<br/><br /> [19:42] <@Fernin> double barreled is one thing, but one on top of the other is new to me<br/><br /> [19:42] <@Rycona> You'd think $$1 = $2<br/><br /> [19:42] <@Rycona> But who knows?<br/><br /> [19:43] <@Rycona> Look at my sweet boots.<br/><br /> [19:43] <@Rycona> He's thinking about gravy.<br/><br /> [19:43] <Nekkoru> This is getting... Ridiculous.<br/><br /> [19:43] <@Fernin> yay, mistaken identity<br/><br /> [19:43] <Nekkoru> So you're supposed to flip the rifle after shooting?<br/><br /> [19:44] <@Rycona> His shooting, like his hair, is flippant.<br/><br /> [19:44] <Nekkoru> Oh, look who's with them<br/><br /> [19:44] <@Fernin> wow, he can run as fast as those desert aardvarks<br/><br /> [19:44] <@Rycona> Donut snatcher.<br/><br /> [19:44] <@Rycona> The red coat add + 5 to appetite<br/><br /> [19:44] <@Rycona> adds*<br/><br /> [19:45] <@Fernin> and mouth capacity, apparently<br/><br /> [19:45] <@Fernin> he just snarfed 6 donuts at once<br/><br /> [19:45] <@Rycona> My blood sugar just dropped watching that.<br/><br /> [19:46] <@Fernin> more donuts...<br/><br /> [19:46] <@Rycona> He hates presents!?<br/><br /> [19:46] <@Rycona> He's not getting my vote.<br/><br /> [19:46] <@Rycona> "BY the powers of the giant screw in my chest!"<br/><br /> [19:46] <@Rycona> "BOndage!!!"<br/><br /> [19:46] <Nekkoru> Or in my shoulders.<br/><br /> [19:47] <@Rycona> He keeps getting screwed yet he doesn't try to change his life.<br/><br /> [19:48] <Nekkoru> Hey, those are one-shot rifles, he just flips them, why doesn't he reload?<br/><br /> [19:48] <Nekkoru> Ahh, anime rules of gunplay.<br/><br /> [19:48] <@Fernin> I'm guessing the things sticking out to either side are clips<br/><br /> [19:48] <@Rycona> That's what I was thinking.<br/><br /> [19:48] <@Rycona> THe SCrewmerang.<br/><br /> [19:50] <Nekkoru> Hm.<br/><br /> [19:50] <@Fernin> ...that's gonna be a lot of damage to the town below<br/><br /> [19:50] <@Rycona> I want to stay at the HO-tel<br/><br /> [19:50] <Nekkoru> Yay typewriter<br/><br /> [19:50] <Nekkoru> holyfuck she's huge<br/><br /> [19:51] <@Rycona> I hope that bag is full of soup.<br/><br /> [19:51] <Nekkoru> I enjoyed that.<br/><br /> [19:51] <@Rycona> If they would just eliminate one of those two suns, maybe it wouldn't be so damned arid.<br/><br /> [19:51] <Nekkoru> Haha, yeah<br/><br /> [19:52] <@Rycona> I haven't watched Trigun in forever. I love it.<br/><br /> [19:52] <@Fernin> ending theme... nowhere as amazing as the opening theme<br/><br /> </blockquote></div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K/1&diff=7099 MSLT3K/1 2009-08-16T00:17:10Z

<p>Nekkoru: </p> <hr /> <div>''Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back'' was the first movie done by [[MSLT3K]]. The initial crew consisted of [[Nekkoru]], [[Fernin]] and [[LowEndLem]].<br /> <br /> ==Log==<br /> <blockquote><br /> [17:48] <LowEndLem> we starting/ <br /> [17:48] <LowEndLem> ? <br /> [17:48] <Nekkoru> Okay, so, as soon as you get my signal, you press play. That should give us the minimal lag. <br /> [17:49] <Nekkoru> Ready? <br /> [17:49] <LowEndLem> ?kk <br /> [17:49] <Nekkoru> Go! <br /> [17:49] <LowEndLem> a long time ago....kevin smith ripped starwars <br /> [17:50] <Nekkoru> I think his mom's retarded. <br /> [17:50] <Nekkoru> Oh, Jay's mom! <br /> [17:50] <LowEndLem> Keep on truckin? What kind of insult is thaT? <br /> [17:50] <Nekkoru> And that's how it all got started... <br /> [17:50] <Nekkoru> Those shutters are still broken. <br /> [17:51] <LowEndLem> They'll always be broken, like my spirit. <br /> [17:51] <LowEndLem> Also, if i ever buy weed from someone who rhymes while he deals, I'll kill him. <br /> [17:51] <@Fernin> gah, left the room to grab a drink, gotta catch up now <br /> [17:52] <LowEndLem> We're at about 3 minutes, fer. <br /> [17:52] <Nekkoru> Yeah. <br /> [17:52] <LowEndLem> I wish i had a CCCP jersey <br /> [17:53] <@Fernin> they certainly make enough gay jokes about Dante and Randall, goes on through all his movies <br /> [17:54] <LowEndLem> I really needed to hear about stink nuggets.... <br /> [17:54] <Nekkoru> That was a good line for a scientologist. <br /> [17:54] <Nekkoru> Chocolate-covered pretzel. <br /> [17:54] <@Fernin> of all the euphemisms for gay sex, they choose "toss the salad"? <br /> [17:54] <LowEndLem> Yep. <br /> [17:55] <Nekkoru> We're lagging a bit. <br /> [17:55] <LowEndLem> Also, brodie is my favorite character <br /> [17:55] <LowEndLem> Fer is, I'm at the fat cash line <br /> [17:55] <Nekkoru> That's from Chasing Amy. <br /> [17:56] <Nekkoru> That line. <br /> [17:56] <@Fernin> is there anything in this movie that isn't a reference to some other movie? <br /> [17:56] <LowEndLem> Oh, fourth wall. how you get destroyed. <br /> [17:56] <LowEndLem> I'm at about 7:40 <br /> [17:56] <@Fernin> bah, I'm still 10 seconds behind, then <br /> [17:57] <LowEndLem> do we wait when it ends, or do we just go right to tthe end/ <br /> [17:57] <LowEndLem> *next <br /> [17:57] <LowEndLem> mine ended. <br /> [17:57] <@Fernin> first part just finished for me <br /> [17:58] <@Fernin> should we pause the second part and let it load? <br /> [17:58] <LowEndLem> yeah, that would work <br /> [17:58] <LowEndLem> nekkoru? <br /> [17:58] * Vyyj (~Vyyj@chello087206216080.chello.pl) has joined #sydlexia <br /> [17:59] <@Fernin> heh, that explains why he's been quiet <br /> [17:59] <LowEndLem> ? <br /> [17:59] * Nekkoru (~Vyyj@chello087206216080.chello.pl) Quit (SVSKilled: Ghost command used by Vyyj!~Vyyj@chello087206216080.chello.pl�) <br /> [17:59] <Vyyj> She's. <br /> [17:59] * Vyyj is now known as Nekkoru <br /> [17:59] <LowEndLem> oh <br /> [17:59] <@Fernin> ...eventually, I'll remember that <br /> [18:00] <Nekkoru> Want me to rub my new genitalia on your face? <br /> [18:00] <LowEndLem> I'm good. <br /> [18:00] <@Fernin> I know one other person who went male to female, and I was able to get used to calling her a her pretty quickly... <br /> [18:00] <@Fernin> but it's easier when you see her in person every day <br /> [18:01] <Nekkoru> Han shot first. <br /> [18:01] <LowEndLem> did you keep going/ <br /> [18:01] <Nekkoru> Of course, only irssi bombed down on me. <br /> [18:01] <LowEndLem> we're stopped at the beginning of the second. <br /> [18:01] <Nekkoru> I'm at 3:50 of the second part. <br /> [18:01] <Nekkoru> You didn't have to wait for me. <br /> [18:02] <LowEndLem> we did. <br /> [18:02] <@Fernin> I paused it to let it load all the way <br /> [18:02] <Nekkoru> But thanks. <br /> [18:02] <LowEndLem> I'm starting at 4. <br /> [18:02] <LowEndLem> how the fuck do they not know you need tickets for a bus?! <br /> [18:02] <@Fernin> and once again, we're all at different spots :\ <br /> [18:02] <Nekkoru> I'm lagging a bit - let's catch up at the next part. <br /> [18:02] <LowEndLem> yeah, that works. <br /> [18:02] <LowEndLem> Carlin! <br /> [18:03] <Nekkoru> The old guy? <br /> [18:03] <LowEndLem> yeah <br /> [18:03] <@Fernin> yeah, that's George Carlin <br /> [18:04] <Nekkoru> I like his voice. <br /> [18:04] <Nekkoru> Didn't he voice someone in Fallout 1 or 2? <br /> [18:04] <@Fernin> the man's a legend, always found it weird to see him in Kevin Smith movies <br /> [18:04] <Nekkoru> Oh fuck a nun. <br /> [18:05] <LowEndLem> hahahaha <br /> [18:05] <LowEndLem> this part's always creeped me out <br /> [18:05] <@Fernin> watching Jay try to go down on a nun? <br /> [18:05] <Nekkoru> The book. <br /> [18:05] <@Fernin> yeah, that's understandable <br /> [18:05] <Nekkoru> Yeaaah. <br /> [18:06] <Nekkoru> Great job, cockbite. <br /> [18:06] <@Fernin> thus, the lesson is learned: Never pick up hitchhikers <br /> [18:06] <Nekkoru> Unless they're hot. <br /> [18:06] <Nekkoru> I think I know that car from somewhere. <br /> [18:06] <Nekkoru> And those guys. <br /> [18:06] <LowEndLem> hahaha <br /> [18:06] <LowEndLem> alright, secnod part finish <br /> [18:06] <@Fernin> why the Scooby Doo reference? <br /> [18:07] <LowEndLem> why not? <br /> [18:07] <Nekkoru> Okay, cued up the beginning of the third part. <br /> [18:07] <Nekkoru> Are we at the same spot? <br /> [18:07] <LowEndLem> wait up <br /> [18:07] <@Fernin> paused at the beginning now <br /> [18:07] <LowEndLem> paused and ready <br /> [18:07] <Nekkoru> Okay, go. <br /> [18:08] <Nekkoru> Schwing sound always works. <br /> [18:08] <Nekkoru> That Velma's actually pretty hot. <br /> [18:08] <LowEndLem> scooby's freaking looking in reality <br /> [18:08] <@Fernin> yeah, I think their Velma is hotter than their Daphne <br /> [18:08] <@Fernin> horrible, horrible Shaggy impression, though <br /> [18:08] <LowEndLem> i'd do naughty things to velma <br /> [18:08] <Nekkoru> Mooby's. <br /> [18:09] <LowEndLem> any door that moos at me is evil. <br /> [18:09] <Nekkoru> This restaurant made me glad I'm vegetarian. <br /> [18:09] <LowEndLem> I'll still eat mcdonalds. <br /> [18:09] <@Fernin> ahh, Mooby's... such horrible things will happen here in Clerks II <br /> [18:09] <Nekkoru> Yes. <br /> [18:09] <Nekkoru> Hmm... <br /> [18:10] <@Fernin> ...was this section supposed to be funny somehow? <br /> [18:10] <Nekkoru> Maybe. <br /> [18:10] <LowEndLem> im sure it was at some point, weed does crazy shit <br /> [18:10] <Nekkoru> If I'd get thicker eyebrows and straighter hair, I could look just like Jay... With boobs. <br /> [18:10] <LowEndLem> that's mildly horrifying <br /> [18:10] <@Fernin> ...thanks for sharing? <br /> [18:11] <Nekkoru> You're welcome. <br /> [18:11] <Nekkoru> Bitch, start buffering my movie. <br /> [18:11] <Nekkoru> Synch up again at the next part, please. <br /> [18:11] <@Fernin> heh, that's why we should let them load fully before starting each part <br /> [18:11] <Nekkoru> Finally. <br /> [18:12] <LowEndLem> so, i love the van scene. <br /> [18:12] <@Fernin> interesting that he had such a... visible reaction to Justice showing up, but just stood there staring at the van scene <br /> [18:13] <Nekkoru> Yeah. <br /> [18:13] <LowEndLem> no, he filled the cup <br /> [18:13] <Nekkoru> Eww. <br /> [18:13] <LowEndLem> I'd like to know why kevin smith's wife is in the movie <br /> [18:15] <@Fernin> I almost want to say something about Sean William Scott's role in here... but he never exactly made himself out to be a comedy star, so this isn't much worse for him <br /> [18:15] <Nekkoru> Nothing like one chord per minute. <br /> [18:15] <LowEndLem> well, it could be worse. <br /> [18:15] <LowEndLem> people could still be fucking his mom. <br /> [18:15] <Nekkoru> I'm pretty sure Jay is already on that <br /> [18:16] <@Fernin> I'm pretty sure Jay would fuck anything with tits <br /> [18:16] <LowEndLem> jay's on everything. <br /> [18:16] <LowEndLem> okay, part 3 done. <br /> [18:16] <Nekkoru> Jay would fuck anythin that moves <br /> [18:16] <@Fernin> part 4 is loading now <br /> [18:16] <Nekkoru> Yeah, I'll think I'll buffer ahead, too <br /> [18:17] <Nekkoru> Even tho I have a ten megabit pipe. <br /> [18:17] <LowEndLem> how far ahead are we buffing? <br /> [18:17] <@Fernin> about halfway? <br /> [18:17] <Nekkoru> Yeah, sounds about right <br /> [18:17] <LowEndLem> Alright, just say when <br /> [18:20] <Nekkoru> Okay, halfway done. What about you? <br /> [18:20] <@Fernin> yep, I'm past halfway <br /> [18:20] <LowEndLem> I'm good, you fer? <br /> [18:20] <Nekkoru> Let's start now. <br /> [18:20] <LowEndLem> k <br /> [18:20] <@Fernin> starting now <br /> [18:20] <LowEndLem> started. <br /> [18:21] <Nekkoru> Fat that fuck fuck? <br /> [18:21] <LowEndLem> fuck the fat fuck <br /> [18:21] <Nekkoru> Fuck the fuck fat? <br /> [18:21] <LowEndLem> Yes. <br /> [18:21] <Nekkoru> Fuck fat fuck that? <br /> [18:21] <LowEndLem> sure. <br /> [18:22] <@Fernin> two devils, how clever -_- <br /> [18:22] <LowEndLem> i like the angel abusing him <br /> [18:23] <@Fernin> heh, yeah <br /> [18:23] <Nekkoru> Put the dick down. <br /> [18:23] <Nekkoru> Put it down. <br /> [18:23] <Nekkoru> Slowly. <br /> [18:23] <LowEndLem> into her. <br /> [18:23] <Nekkoru> Yes. <br /> [18:23] <LowEndLem> oh, rape jokes, how silly <br /> [18:23] <@Fernin> "or until she's sleeping", interesting advice from the angel <br /> [18:23] <LowEndLem> it's jay. <br /> [18:23] <Nekkoru> This is why I think Jersey Girl is better than this. <br /> [18:23] <@Fernin> I've never seen it myself <br /> [18:24] <Nekkoru> Fat you fucky. <br /> [18:24] <LowEndLem> i've seen bits, it's not specia;l <br /> [18:24] <Nekkoru> It's not the same, oh, how emotional. <br /> [18:25] <LowEndLem> I wish i had that kinda time. <br /> [18:25] <@Fernin> to just hang out in front of a store, doing nothing? <br /> [18:25] <LowEndLem> yeah <br /> [18:25] <LowEndLem> hang out, get high, poorly hit on women <br /> [18:25] <Nekkoru> They are working men. <br /> [18:25] <@Fernin> true, they sell their weed from that storefront <br /> [18:25] <LowEndLem> yeah, that's hard. <br /> [18:26] <Nekkoru> Hey - have you ever tried trafficking weed? <br /> [18:26] <Nekkoru> It requires SO MUCH SELF CONTROL. <br /> [18:26] <LowEndLem> i've trafficked pills <br /> [18:26] <LowEndLem> ....that might be the worst pickup line, ever. <br /> [18:26] <Nekkoru> Yes. <br /> [18:26] <LowEndLem> oh look, he's fucking glass. <br /> [18:26] <@Fernin> classic, humping the window <br /> [18:26] <@Fernin> classy* <br /> [18:27] <Nekkoru> Smoooth. <br /> [18:27] <LowEndLem> most people, celebrating the fact they can get laid, would not dry hump their best friend. <br /> [18:27] <@Fernin> snoogins, snootchie bootchie... does anything he says have meaning? <br /> [18:28] <LowEndLem> He may have once said "bitches" <br /> [18:28] <LowEndLem> that could have meant something./ <br /> [18:28] <Nekkoru> And he raps about smoking weed. <br /> [18:28] <@Fernin> sudden moral message in the middle of a lot of nonsense <br /> [18:28] <Nekkoru> They don't. <br /> [18:28] <Nekkoru> Boo-boo-kittyfuck. Yes. <br /> [18:28] <LowEndLem> "boobookittyfuck..." <br /> [18:28] <LowEndLem> Jesus christ. <br /> [18:29] <LowEndLem> I gotta try that <br /> [18:29] <Nekkoru> Part five in five seconds <br /> [18:29] <Nekkoru> Okay, cued up. <br /> [18:29] <LowEndLem> i'm not <br /> [18:29] <LowEndLem> my part 4 juest ended <br /> [18:29] <Nekkoru> Buffering again? <br /> [18:29] <@Fernin> heh, fine time to have it cut off, right in the middle of the clit speech <br /> [18:29] <LowEndLem> would you like him to have kept going? really? <br /> [18:29] <Nekkoru> He is the master of the CLIT. <br /> [18:29] <@Fernin> buffering part 5 <br /> [18:30] <LowEndLem> just say when <br /> [18:30] <Nekkoru> Why are we watching this again? Shit, we're doing Where The Buffalo Roam next. <br /> [18:30] <LowEndLem> The fucks' thaT? <br /> [18:30] <@Fernin> hm, never even heard of that one, but that's a good thing <br /> [18:30] <Nekkoru> A movie about Hunter S. Thompson. <br /> [18:30] <@Fernin> we should stick to ones we haven't seen a lot <br /> [18:30] <LowEndLem> yeah <br /> [18:31] <Nekkoru> It has sick concepts, no plot and Thompson with an IV drip of Wild Turkey. <br /> [18:31] <Nekkoru> I've been meaning to watch this for a long, long time <br /> [18:31] <@Fernin> should we stick to comedy movies, or go with any genre? <br /> [18:31] <Nekkoru> You know, this could work. <br /> [18:32] <LowEndLem> ? <br /> [18:32] <Nekkoru> A movie evening every friday <br /> [18:32] <LowEndLem> that would be cool <br /> [18:32] <Nekkoru> Basically anything we can enjoy <br /> [18:32] <Nekkoru> Okay, I'm past halfway. You guys? <br /> [18:32] <LowEndLem> yep <br /> [18:32] <@Fernin> yep <br /> [18:32] <Nekkoru> Fern? <br /> [18:32] <Nekkoru> Okay, let's go... NOW! <br /> [18:33] <@Fernin> ...get off my kool aid? <br /> [18:33] <LowEndLem> a blowjob for good luck <br /> [18:33] <Nekkoru> Smooth moves, Jay. <br /> [18:34] <Nekkoru> Smooth moves, Silent Bob. <br /> [18:34] <LowEndLem> smooth moves all around <br /> [18:34] <Nekkoru> So, do we watch another movie after this? <br /> [18:34] <@Fernin> Bob with the utility belt, nice <br /> [18:34] <LowEndLem> eh, one anight, i think <br /> [18:34] <Nekkoru> Okay, what are these catsuits for? <br /> [18:34] <LowEndLem> ....i want to have sex with all those women. <br /> [18:34] <LowEndLem> right now. <br /> [18:35] <Nekkoru> All that latex... It is SO FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE. <br /> [18:35] <Nekkoru> Trust me on this one. <br /> [18:35] <LowEndLem> I think i will instead of forcing myself into latex. <br /> [18:35] <LowEndLem> did she just stroke a box? <br /> [18:35] <Nekkoru> Also, high heels? Seriously? What for? <br /> [18:35] <@Fernin> she did, yes <br /> [18:36] <LowEndLem> fuck it, I'm just gonna watch this high next time, see if it's any from of enjoyable. <br /> [18:36] <Nekkoru> Spare a toke? <br /> [18:36] <LowEndLem> aren't you in poland? <br /> [18:36] <LowEndLem> or something <br /> [18:36] <LowEndLem> finalnd? <br /> [18:36] <Nekkoru> Poland. <br /> [18:36] <LowEndLem> k <br /> [18:37] <LowEndLem> i can't ship a toke to you, you know hat. <br /> [18:37] <@Fernin> I'm a little surprised there's no actual nudity in this movie, with all the gratuitous sexy shots of the girls <br /> [18:37] <LowEndLem> a single thing of diamonds. <br /> [18:37] <LowEndLem> yeah, that's how it always is. <br /> [18:37] <Nekkoru> I meant to say that. <br /> [18:37] <LowEndLem> I mean, when I went to the bank today, i had to jump over lasers to put money on my debit card, and it was all on this pedastal... <br /> [18:38] <@Fernin> good old Hollywood effects, hairspray would trigger those sensors, not reveal them permanently <br /> [18:38] <Nekkoru> Anyways, you can fit like six tokefuls in a plastic bag. Wrap that shit around in bubble wrap and get it in a nice box and sent it to me, care of one "Anna Olejniczak" <br /> [18:38] <LowEndLem> how the fuck would it track noie while movie? <br /> [18:39] <LowEndLem> 8movie <br /> [18:39] <LowEndLem> *moving <br /> [18:39] <@Fernin> and isn't that a ridiculously excessive amount of lasers? <br /> [18:39] <Nekkoru> What. <br /> [18:39] <LowEndLem> Haha, farjoke <br /> [18:39] <Nekkoru> Fart jokes. <br /> [18:39] <LowEndLem> *fartjoke <br /> [18:39] <LowEndLem> someone's gonna cut their hand when they open tat. <br /> [18:39] <Nekkoru> Oho, new ride? <br /> [18:40] <LowEndLem> well, hot girls always have to ride in a convertable. <br /> [18:40] <LowEndLem> it's a movie law. <br /> [18:40] <@Fernin> they're already stealing diamonds, why not steal a sweet car while they're at it? <br /> [18:40] <Nekkoru> Ace motherfucking Ventura. <br /> [18:40] <Nekkoru> Boom town! <br /> [18:40] <LowEndLem> really? it flipped? <br /> [18:40] <@Fernin> ...the hell caused the van to flip? <br /> [18:40] <LowEndLem> I call bullshit. <br /> [18:41] <Nekkoru> Wind. <br /> [18:41] <Nekkoru> It was wind. <br /> [18:41] <LowEndLem> Did the bitching hydrualics explode? <br /> [18:41] <Nekkoru> For sure. <br /> [18:41] <LowEndLem> also, who names their kid justice? <br /> [18:41] <LowEndLem> 5 done. <br /> [18:41] <Nekkoru> Cured up fart six. <br /> [18:41] <Nekkoru> *part six. <br /> [18:41] <LowEndLem> part six loading <br /> [18:42] <@Fernin> heh, we can see what's on Nekko's mind after that scene <br /> [18:42] <LowEndLem> we need better movies, damnit. <br /> [18:42] <Nekkoru> In the meantime, let's see what these fucks under my window are screaming about <br /> [18:44] <Nekkoru> Okay, halfway buffered, you? <br /> [18:45] <LowEndLem> all i got's a is a bottle of vodka, and yes. <br /> [18:45] <@Fernin> yep <br /> [18:45] <Nekkoru> Then let's-a go! <br /> [18:45] <LowEndLem> oh god, will ferrel. <br /> [18:45] <LowEndLem> I'm not sure if it got better or worse. <br /> [18:45] <Nekkoru> Indiana Jones? <br /> [18:46] <@Fernin> Will Ferrel, playing the overly loud dumb guy, yet again <br /> [18:46] <@Fernin> and there's that 4th wall breaking again <br /> [18:46] <LowEndLem> Hey, the fourth wall got dented. <br /> [18:46] <Nekkoru> The fourth wall isn't going to hold much longer! <br /> [18:46] <LowEndLem> and they're utter iditos. <br /> [18:46] <@Fernin> when did the girls get the time to edit that video? <br /> [18:47] <LowEndLem> the same time they got time to....fuck it, i don't have a metaphor. <br /> [18:47] <Nekkoru> Maybe they didn't. <br /> [18:47] <LowEndLem> What, the rest was blank <br /> [18:47] <LowEndLem> ? <br /> [18:47] <Nekkoru> Yeah. <br /> [18:47] <@Fernin> I can see why Bob would get along better with the monkey... <br /> [18:47] <LowEndLem> Oh god, a cutaway. <br /> [18:48] <Nekkoru> Randall! No! Dante! No! <br /> [18:48] <LowEndLem> oh look, a refernce to the first movie! <br /> [18:48] <@Fernin> so, how many more movie parodies will we see? <br /> [18:48] <Nekkoru> Many, many, more. <br /> [18:48] <@Fernin> Scooby Doo, Planet of the Apes... what more can they destroy? <br /> [18:48] <LowEndLem> ha, he tripped. <br /> [18:48] <LowEndLem> It's funny. <br /> [18:48] <Nekkoru> Bestiality. <br /> [18:49] <@Fernin> oh, Jon Stewart, why? <br /> [18:49] <LowEndLem> i'm not sure if his spot in this is worse than death to smoochy <br /> [18:49] <@Fernin> ...I can only wonder how many takes it took to get him to say all that with a straight face <br /> [18:50] <LowEndLem> how'd silent bob get mentioneD? he wasn't even in it <br /> [18:50] <Nekkoru> He was right by Jay. <br /> [18:50] <@Fernin> ha ha ha, clit jokes, how high class -_- <br /> [18:51] <LowEndLem> what did you expect from kevin smith? <br /> [18:51] <LowEndLem> i mean, yeah, some good movies....but all based on cocks. <br /> [18:51] <Nekkoru> Intelligent humor like in Clerks? <br /> [18:51] <LowEndLem> also, boobies <br /> [18:51] <Nekkoru> Yes. Boobies. <br /> [18:51] <LowEndLem> why'd he let himself in? <br /> [18:51] <LowEndLem> worst pizza man ever <br /> [18:51] <LowEndLem> now i'm hungry <br /> [18:52] <@Fernin> ...people from Utah have a heavy Southern accent? <br /> [18:52] <LowEndLem> oh, judd nelson.... <br /> [18:52] <LowEndLem> Why?! <br /> [18:52] <Nekkoru> Yes they have. <br /> [18:52] <Nekkoru> An accent. <br /> [18:53] <LowEndLem> is it from the deep south? <br /> [18:53] <LowEndLem> or is it just...fuck it, i'm out of metaphors. <br /> [18:53] <LowEndLem> I have nothing. <br /> [18:53] <@Fernin> hm, I should've started up a "fuck" counter at the start of this <br /> [18:53] <LowEndLem> my part's over. <br /> [18:53] <Nekkoru> Part seven. <br /> [18:54] <@Fernin> I'm now curious how many times that word gets used in this movie <br /> [18:54] <LowEndLem> why are we doing this again? <br /> [18:54] <LowEndLem> you can check wikipedia <br /> [18:54] <@Fernin> you're the one who signed up for it, Lem <br /> [18:54] <@Fernin> could've turned it down like Mog did <br /> [18:54] <LowEndLem> Yeah, i know <br /> [18:55] <Nekkoru> Man, but this movie is way more enjoyable with other people. <br /> [18:55] <Nekkoru> But I guess that would be the case with most movies <br /> [18:55] <@Fernin> or when you're stoned off your ass, I'm told <br /> [18:56] <LowEndLem> Well, yeah. that's a given <br /> [18:56] <LowEndLem> i wanna watch MST3K high. <br /> [18:56] <Nekkoru> I never stone my ass off <br /> [18:56] <Nekkoru> I am, however, completely off my tits right now on the account of the extensive amounts of snuff consumed by me earlier. <br /> [18:56] <Nekkoru> Halfway done. You people? <br /> [18:56] <@Fernin> yep <br /> [18:57] <LowEndLem> yeah <br /> [18:57] <Nekkoru> OK, go. <br /> [18:57] <LowEndLem> Yeah, not a whole lot of convincing needs to be done to make people belive jay's gay <br /> [18:58] <Nekkoru> Yeah. <br /> [18:58] <LowEndLem> I would like to state for the record, that i hate. <br /> [18:58] <Nekkoru> You hate what? <br /> [18:58] <@Fernin> stupidity? <br /> [18:59] <LowEndLem> at this point, just hate. <br /> [18:59] <LowEndLem> dude, these guys have horrid aim. <br /> [18:59] <Nekkoru> Especially with Silent Bob. <br /> [18:59] <@Fernin> point blank, and he still misses <br /> [18:59] <LowEndLem> HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MISS"?! <br /> [19:00] <Nekkoru> Jesus fuck, he couldn't hit his ass with a shotgun? <br /> [19:00] <LowEndLem> That's nigh impossible. <br /> [19:00] <@Fernin> nice pointless emotional moment that the movie could've done without <br /> [19:00] <Nekkoru> What the fuck is wrong with that Marshal? <br /> [19:00] <@Fernin> The Fugitive, anyone? <br /> [19:00] <LowEndLem> he's played by will ferrell and his life is pointless? <br /> [19:01] <@Fernin> that's one hell of a strong ape <br /> [19:01] <LowEndLem> they're not good, you footstool, they're just stoned. <br /> [19:02] <Nekkoru> What the fuck. <br /> [19:02] <LowEndLem> why isn't that ape's arms ripped off? <br /> [19:02] <Nekkoru> WHAT <br /> [19:02] <Nekkoru> Oh shit. <br /> [19:02] <LowEndLem> ? <br /> [19:03] <LowEndLem> Ahhh, silent bob. The only good line in this movie <br /> [19:03] <Nekkoru> Yes. <br /> [19:03] <@Fernin> "say it, don't spray it" is probably the weakest comeback Jay has <br /> [19:04] <LowEndLem> jay's also an idiot. <br /> [19:04] <Nekkoru> Yeah, but he does have his moments. <br /> [19:05] <LowEndLem> oh look, dealers have unions <br /> [19:05] <@Fernin> drug dealing unions, how nice <br /> [19:05] <Nekkoru> Part eight. <br /> [19:06] <LowEndLem> my god. <br /> [19:07] <Nekkoru> We're almost done... Have faith! Do not give up! <br /> [19:08] <LowEndLem> blaaaah <br /> [19:11] <LowEndLem> doesn't make it any less painful <br /> [19:11] <LowEndLem> we good? <br /> [19:11] <Nekkoru> We good. <br /> [19:11] <LowEndLem> go? <br /> [19:11] <@Fernin> go <br /> [19:11] <Nekkoru> Go! <br /> [19:12] <LowEndLem> went! <br /> [19:12] <LowEndLem> alliteration makes things seem more important. <br /> [19:12] <@Fernin> what blood and violence? <br /> [19:13] <Nekkoru> Hmmm... <br /> [19:13] <Nekkoru> Is she going to notice them? <br /> [19:13] <LowEndLem> really. explitave deleted. <br /> [19:13] <@Fernin> hey, she did they quote unquote thing correctly, Jeebus would be happy <br /> [19:13] <LowEndLem> jeebus is never happy. <br /> [19:13] <Nekkoru> Quote unquote thing? <br /> [19:14] <LowEndLem> she said quote at the beginning, and unquote at the end <br /> [19:14] <Nekkoru> Oh. <br /> [19:14] <LowEndLem> how the fuck did he run into that chicken? <br /> [19:14] <Nekkoru> Classic Wile E. Coyote moment. <br /> [19:14] <LowEndLem> haha, affleck joke. <br /> [19:15] <@Fernin> more gay jokes, though I doubt it's the last we'll see <br /> [19:15] <LowEndLem> of course not. <br /> [19:15] <LowEndLem> why does he keep saying Bong. <br /> [19:15] <LowEndLem> it's not funny. <br /> [19:15] <@Fernin> it's his catchphrase <br /> [19:16] <LowEndLem> We're not nearly high enough to enjoy this. <br /> [19:16] <Nekkoru> We have a saying here in Poland... <br /> [19:16] <Nekkoru> "The hungry one thinks of bread" <br /> [19:16] <Nekkoru> Thus, Jay wants his bong. <br /> [19:17] <Nekkoru> 4th wall... <br /> [19:17] <LowEndLem> oooops, there goes the fourth wall again <br /> [19:17] <Nekkoru> BROKEN! <br /> [19:17] <@Fernin> hm, what did Matt Damon and Ben Affleck do to deserve this kind of payback? <br /> [19:18] <Nekkoru> They play Jay and Silent Bob. <br /> [19:18] <LowEndLem> no, J and SB think they do. <br /> [19:18] <Nekkoru> I mean, Bluntman and Chronic. <br /> [19:18] <Nekkoru> Who are Jay and Silent Bob. <br /> [19:18] <LowEndLem> oh, fuck this movie. <br /> [19:19] <LowEndLem> Nothing makes sense anymore. <br /> [19:19] <Nekkoru> Yes. Just watch the hilarious hijinks. <br /> [19:19] <LowEndLem> where the fuck did he get a shotgun. <br /> [19:19] <@Fernin> I never saw Good Will Hunting, was Ben Affleck even in it? <br /> [19:20] <LowEndLem> yeah, somewhat. <br /> [19:20] <LowEndLem> I think? <br /> [19:20] <Nekkoru> Applesauce, bitch? Seriously? <br /> [19:20] <Nekkoru> Part nine. <br /> [19:20] <LowEndLem> yep. <br /> [19:20] <@Fernin> hm, right, they're on a movie studio now, they can parody tons of movies <br /> [19:20] <LowEndLem> how many parts does this have? <br /> [19:21] <@Fernin> 11, I think <br /> [19:21] <Nekkoru> Twelve. <br /> [19:21] <@Fernin> ah, ok <br /> [19:21] <LowEndLem> thank god, we're almost done. <br /> [19:21] <Nekkoru> Hi, I'm Crow T. Robot and I'm here to tell you that Mike Nelson is innocent. <br /> [19:21] <Nekkoru> Mike Nelson is 200% fucking not guilty. <br /> [19:21] <LowEndLem> Mike broke the hubble, mike broke the hubble! <br /> [19:22] <Nekkoru> And if you shits don't fucking find him innocent, you can just fucking kiss my fat fucking ass. <br /> [19:22] <Nekkoru> And that fucking goes for your bullshit court system too. <br /> [19:22] <LowEndLem> hehehe. <br /> [19:23] <Nekkoru> So, what have we learned from this movie? <br /> [19:23] <Nekkoru> Next time let's just shoot ourselves in the ankles and watch Pick of Destiny. <br /> [19:24] <LowEndLem> I've learned it takes me less than an hour to wish for death. <br /> [19:24] <@Fernin> I like that, aside from the shooting ourselves part <br /> [19:24] <LowEndLem> Well, i enjoyed PoD <br /> [19:24] <LowEndLem> somewhat. <br /> [19:24] <LowEndLem> I was sleepdeprived, so everything was funny <br /> [19:25] <LowEndLem> Well, i've over hald <br /> [19:25] <LowEndLem> half <br /> [19:25] <LowEndLem> you guys? <br /> [19:25] <@Fernin> as am I <br /> [19:25] <Nekkoru> Let's do this. <br /> [19:25] <Nekkoru> Go! <br /> [19:25] <LowEndLem> Yay, scream parody! <br /> [19:26] <@Fernin> ...is that actually Wes Craven? <br /> [19:26] <LowEndLem> i hope to god not. <br /> [19:26] <LowEndLem> I spy...ET <br /> [19:26] <@Fernin> hm, a red bike, I wonder what they'll parody next <br /> [19:26] <Nekkoru> Yes. <br /> [19:26] <LowEndLem> and daredevil. <br /> [19:26] <Nekkoru> That was Wes Craven. <br /> [19:26] <LowEndLem> and there's bond. <br /> [19:27] <Nekkoru> I would watch Moonraper. <br /> [19:27] <@Fernin> made it through without a scratch, yay Hollywood <br /> [19:27] <LowEndLem> everyone would. <br /> [19:27] <LowEndLem> worst silent bob ever. <br /> [19:27] <LowEndLem> jason biggs....well you haven't fallen far, but you fell. <br /> [19:28] <LowEndLem> ....what the fuck is he doing? <br /> [19:28] <@Fernin> ...seriously, you can't tell? <br /> [19:28] <Nekkoru> I'm getting tired. So fucking tired. <br /> [19:28] <LowEndLem> yeS? <br /> [19:29] <@Fernin> he was miming sex <br /> [19:29] <LowEndLem> I know of what he's doing, but he looks like a fuck doing it. <br /> [19:29] <LowEndLem> I know that. <br /> [19:30] <@Fernin> even more gay jokes, what a surprise -_- <br /> [19:30] <Nekkoru> I refuse to believe. <br /> [19:30] <LowEndLem> wow, even i love gay jokes, and that's excessive. <br /> [19:31] <LowEndLem> really. the monkey got the gun <br /> [19:31] <Nekkoru> Fuck yeah! <br /> [19:31] <Nekkoru> A monkey! <br /> [19:31] <Nekkoru> With a gun! <br /> [19:31] <@Fernin> with everything else that has happened, I'm not too surprised <br /> [19:32] <LowEndLem> jamie kennedy! <br /> [19:32] <Nekkoru> And an angry black man. <br /> [19:32] <LowEndLem> Played by Chris Rock, how approriate. <br /> [19:32] <@Fernin> the character Chris Rock is playing would probably bitch slap you for shouting that without mentioning him <br /> [19:33] <Nekkoru> Didn't they rip on Chris Rock in the animated series? <br /> [19:33] <LowEndLem> they rip on everything. <br /> [19:33] <Nekkoru> I meant, like excessively. <br /> [19:33] <LowEndLem> Oh. I dunno, <br /> [19:33] <LowEndLem> i only saw a few episodes. <br /> [19:33] <LowEndLem> a while ago. <br /> [19:34] <Nekkoru> The first three episodes, at the end, Jay and Sa'Bob used to beat him up at the end of every episode <br /> [19:34] <LowEndLem> end <br /> [19:34] <Nekkoru> Yeah <br /> [19:34] <Nekkoru> Or was that someone else? <br /> [19:34] <Nekkoru> I dunno. <br /> [19:34] <@Fernin> no, that was Charles Barkley, or however you spell his last name <br /> [19:34] <Nekkoru> They only made six episodes of that. <br /> [19:34] <Nekkoru> Who's him? <br /> [19:35] <@Fernin> a basketball player, no clue which team <br /> [19:35] <LowEndLem> basketball player <br /> [19:36] <Nekkoru> Oh, okay. <br /> [19:37] <LowEndLem> Will this go in thew quotes thread, or a new thread for movie raping? <br /> [19:37] <Nekkoru> I say new thread <br /> [19:37] <@Fernin> I'll make a new thread in Movies for it <br /> [19:38] <Nekkoru> If we want to make it a regular thing, of course <br /> [19:38] <Nekkoru> Halfway. We good? <br /> [19:38] <LowEndLem> we good <br /> [19:38] <@Fernin> yup <br /> [19:38] <Nekkoru> Go. <br /> [19:39] <Nekkoru> Let's finish this craphole as fast as we can. <br /> [19:39] <LowEndLem> two more parts, man <br /> [19:39] <LowEndLem> haha, they don't know what they're doing. <br /> [19:39] <Nekkoru> OH FUCK <br /> [19:39] <LowEndLem> ? <br /> [19:39] <Nekkoru> IT'S LUKE SKYWALKER <br /> [19:39] <LowEndLem> Hahaha <br /> [19:39] <@Fernin> Hemp Knight? <br /> [19:39] <Nekkoru> MOTHERFUCKING MARK HAMILL. <br /> [19:40] <LowEndLem> probably like batman's the dark knight <br /> [19:40] <Nekkoru> Cock-knocker. <br /> [19:40] <@Fernin> heh, you can almost hear his Joker voice coming out when he laughs <br /> [19:40] <LowEndLem> bluntsaber <br /> [19:40] <@Fernin> blunt bong saber, apparently <br /> [19:40] <Nekkoru> Yes. <br /> [19:40] <LowEndLem> gets you twice as fucked up <br /> [19:41] <LowEndLem> god, i hate jay. <br /> [19:41] <Nekkoru> Darth Balls. <br /> [19:41] <@Fernin> stunt double, much? <br /> [19:41] <LowEndLem> Ha, he took a hit. <br /> [19:42] <@Fernin> that was just a badly done flip over that rail <br /> [19:42] <Nekkoru> Bong saber. Yes. <br /> [19:42] <LowEndLem> how the fuck'd he get on set? <br /> [19:42] <LowEndLem> and he ended the shit out of mooby. <br /> [19:42] <@Fernin> ...shotguns do not work that way <br /> [19:43] <LowEndLem> You're questioning a shotgun while we're watching a bong saber fight. <br /> [19:43] <@Fernin> ...hah, point <br /> [19:43] <Nekkoru> Haha, cut! <br /> [19:43] <LowEndLem> hurhurhur <br /> [19:43] <Nekkoru> THAT WAS SO HILARIOUS! <br /> [19:43] <@Fernin> apparently, he got rid of his shotgun <br /> [19:43] <LowEndLem> what, did he lose it/ <br /> [19:44] <LowEndLem> and back to clit jokes. <br /> [19:45] <@Fernin> and more people who can't aim <br /> [19:45] <Nekkoru> And the women fight and the whole situation's defused by the little angry blakc man. <br /> [19:45] <Nekkoru> And we have a whole lot of flips. <br /> [19:45] <Nekkoru> And silenced guns with no silencers. <br /> [19:45] <@Fernin> and lots of sentences beginning with And <br /> [19:45] <LowEndLem> well, that's how they work, don't cha know? <br /> [19:46] <@Fernin> wooden tables can stop bullets, don't cha know? <br /> [19:47] <LowEndLem> okay, that hell's done. <br /> [19:47] <LowEndLem> 2 more. <br /> [19:47] <Nekkoru> Part eleven. <br /> [19:47] <Nekkoru> Have mercy. <br /> [19:50] <Nekkoru> We good for part eleven? <br /> [19:51] <LowEndLem> im good <br /> [19:51] <LowEndLem> fer? <br /> [19:51] <@Fernin> we are <br /> [19:51] <Nekkoru> Go. <br /> [19:51] <@Fernin> and Bob talks again <br /> [19:52] <LowEndLem> hey look, silent bob is doing EXACTLY WHAT HE DOES IN EVERY FUCKING MOVIE <br /> [19:52] <@Fernin> "hur hur, Jay's so dumb, he thinks half is bigger than two thirds, that's so funny" <br /> [19:52] <LowEndLem> how the fuck did she not block that kick? <br /> [19:52] <Nekkoru> Yes. <br /> [19:53] <@Fernin> oh, he got tranq'd by the monkey, I thought he shot himself in the foot <br /> [19:53] <LowEndLem> i had hoped. <br /> [19:53] <LowEndLem> wow, that tranq wore off fast. <br /> [19:53] <LowEndLem> and that's not ironic in the least. <br /> [19:53] <@Fernin> indeed not <br /> [19:54] <Nekkoru> Retirony. <br /> [19:54] <LowEndLem> i think it ends at 11. <br /> [19:54] <Nekkoru> No, there's something in 12, too, I think... <br /> [19:55] <LowEndLem> i hope not. <br /> [19:55] <Nekkoru> Bestiality. <br /> [19:55] <@Fernin> again <br /> [19:55] <LowEndLem> and gay jokes. <br /> [19:55] <@Fernin> aga... no, not again, still <br /> [19:56] <Nekkoru> The forum should give us an award or something <br /> [19:56] <LowEndLem> yes, like bitches, or something. <br /> [19:56] <Nekkoru> We sat through this. <br /> [19:56] <LowEndLem> I actually enjoy this song. <br /> [19:56] <@Fernin> shame we can't hear it over Jay <br /> [19:56] <LowEndLem> well, you can somewhat. <br /> [19:57] <LowEndLem> how are they not being arrested? <br /> [19:57] <@Fernin> a good question, that <br /> [19:57] <LowEndLem> I mean dude, THAT'S A PRIEST! <br /> [19:57] <Nekkoru> Simple. <br /> [19:57] <Nekkoru> Everyone hates priests. <br /> [19:57] <LowEndLem> Oh. <br /> [19:57] <Nekkoru> See, they're doing a public service. <br /> [19:58] <LowEndLem> oh look, comic nerds. <br /> [19:58] <@Fernin> who are these people supposed to be parodying? <br /> [19:58] <Nekkoru> References to old Smith Moives <br /> [19:58] <LowEndLem> he just parodied himself. <br /> [19:58] <Nekkoru> These two ladies and those two are from Chasing Amy <br /> [19:59] <LowEndLem> please....can we end it at this part <br /> [19:59] <LowEndLem> I don't wanna hear anymore. <br /> [19:59] <LowEndLem> I can't do this. <br /> [19:59] <@Fernin> ...greatest band in the world, my ass <br /> [19:59] <Nekkoru> Well, here are the credits. <br /> [19:59] <LowEndLem> or are we doing the credit <br /> [19:59] <LowEndLem> a <br /> [19:59] <LowEndLem> s <br /> [20:00] <Nekkoru> We can't. They removed the last part. <br /> [20:00] <@Fernin> they didn't upload the credits, apparently, and there's nothing to em anyway <br /> [20:00] <LowEndLem> thank you....oh god, thank you<br /> </blockquote></div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K/1&diff=7098 MSLT3K/1 2009-08-16T00:16:23Z

<p>Nekkoru: </p> <hr /> <div>''Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back'' was the first movie done by [[MSLT3K]]. The initial crew consisted of [[Nekkoru]], [[Fernin]] and [[LowEndLem]].<br /> <br /> ==Log==<br /> <code><br /> [17:48] <LowEndLem> we starting/ <br /> [17:48] <LowEndLem> ? <br /> [17:48] <Nekkoru> Okay, so, as soon as you get my signal, you press play. That should give us the minimal lag. <br /> [17:49] <Nekkoru> Ready? <br /> [17:49] <LowEndLem> ?kk <br /> [17:49] <Nekkoru> Go! <br /> [17:49] <LowEndLem> a long time ago....kevin smith ripped starwars <br /> [17:50] <Nekkoru> I think his mom's retarded. <br /> [17:50] <Nekkoru> Oh, Jay's mom! <br /> [17:50] <LowEndLem> Keep on truckin? What kind of insult is thaT? <br /> [17:50] <Nekkoru> And that's how it all got started... <br /> [17:50] <Nekkoru> Those shutters are still broken. <br /> [17:51] <LowEndLem> They'll always be broken, like my spirit. <br /> [17:51] <LowEndLem> Also, if i ever buy weed from someone who rhymes while he deals, I'll kill him. <br /> [17:51] <@Fernin> gah, left the room to grab a drink, gotta catch up now <br /> [17:52] <LowEndLem> We're at about 3 minutes, fer. <br /> [17:52] <Nekkoru> Yeah. <br /> [17:52] <LowEndLem> I wish i had a CCCP jersey <br /> [17:53] <@Fernin> they certainly make enough gay jokes about Dante and Randall, goes on through all his movies <br /> [17:54] <LowEndLem> I really needed to hear about stink nuggets.... <br /> [17:54] <Nekkoru> That was a good line for a scientologist. <br /> [17:54] <Nekkoru> Chocolate-covered pretzel. <br /> [17:54] <@Fernin> of all the euphemisms for gay sex, they choose "toss the salad"? <br /> [17:54] <LowEndLem> Yep. <br /> [17:55] <Nekkoru> We're lagging a bit. <br /> [17:55] <LowEndLem> Also, brodie is my favorite character <br /> [17:55] <LowEndLem> Fer is, I'm at the fat cash line <br /> [17:55] <Nekkoru> That's from Chasing Amy. <br /> [17:56] <Nekkoru> That line. <br /> [17:56] <@Fernin> is there anything in this movie that isn't a reference to some other movie? <br /> [17:56] <LowEndLem> Oh, fourth wall. how you get destroyed. <br /> [17:56] <LowEndLem> I'm at about 7:40 <br /> [17:56] <@Fernin> bah, I'm still 10 seconds behind, then <br /> [17:57] <LowEndLem> do we wait when it ends, or do we just go right to tthe end/ <br /> [17:57] <LowEndLem> *next <br /> [17:57] <LowEndLem> mine ended. <br /> [17:57] <@Fernin> first part just finished for me <br /> [17:58] <@Fernin> should we pause the second part and let it load? <br /> [17:58] <LowEndLem> yeah, that would work <br /> [17:58] <LowEndLem> nekkoru? <br /> [17:58] * Vyyj (~Vyyj@chello087206216080.chello.pl) has joined #sydlexia <br /> [17:59] <@Fernin> heh, that explains why he's been quiet <br /> [17:59] <LowEndLem> ? <br /> [17:59] * Nekkoru (~Vyyj@chello087206216080.chello.pl) Quit (SVSKilled: Ghost command used by Vyyj!~Vyyj@chello087206216080.chello.pl�) <br /> [17:59] <Vyyj> She's. <br /> [17:59] * Vyyj is now known as Nekkoru <br /> [17:59] <LowEndLem> oh <br /> [17:59] <@Fernin> ...eventually, I'll remember that <br /> [18:00] <Nekkoru> Want me to rub my new genitalia on your face? <br /> [18:00] <LowEndLem> I'm good. <br /> [18:00] <@Fernin> I know one other person who went male to female, and I was able to get used to calling her a her pretty quickly... <br /> [18:00] <@Fernin> but it's easier when you see her in person every day <br /> [18:01] <Nekkoru> Han shot first. <br /> [18:01] <LowEndLem> did you keep going/ <br /> [18:01] <Nekkoru> Of course, only irssi bombed down on me. <br /> [18:01] <LowEndLem> we're stopped at the beginning of the second. <br /> [18:01] <Nekkoru> I'm at 3:50 of the second part. <br /> [18:01] <Nekkoru> You didn't have to wait for me. <br /> [18:02] <LowEndLem> we did. <br /> [18:02] <@Fernin> I paused it to let it load all the way <br /> [18:02] <Nekkoru> But thanks. <br /> [18:02] <LowEndLem> I'm starting at 4. <br /> [18:02] <LowEndLem> how the fuck do they not know you need tickets for a bus?! <br /> [18:02] <@Fernin> and once again, we're all at different spots :\ <br /> [18:02] <Nekkoru> I'm lagging a bit - let's catch up at the next part. <br /> [18:02] <LowEndLem> yeah, that works. <br /> [18:02] <LowEndLem> Carlin! <br /> [18:03] <Nekkoru> The old guy? <br /> [18:03] <LowEndLem> yeah <br /> [18:03] <@Fernin> yeah, that's George Carlin <br /> [18:04] <Nekkoru> I like his voice. <br /> [18:04] <Nekkoru> Didn't he voice someone in Fallout 1 or 2? <br /> [18:04] <@Fernin> the man's a legend, always found it weird to see him in Kevin Smith movies <br /> [18:04] <Nekkoru> Oh fuck a nun. <br /> [18:05] <LowEndLem> hahahaha <br /> [18:05] <LowEndLem> this part's always creeped me out <br /> [18:05] <@Fernin> watching Jay try to go down on a nun? <br /> [18:05] <Nekkoru> The book. <br /> [18:05] <@Fernin> yeah, that's understandable <br /> [18:05] <Nekkoru> Yeaaah. <br /> [18:06] <Nekkoru> Great job, cockbite. <br /> [18:06] <@Fernin> thus, the lesson is learned: Never pick up hitchhikers <br /> [18:06] <Nekkoru> Unless they're hot. <br /> [18:06] <Nekkoru> I think I know that car from somewhere. <br /> [18:06] <Nekkoru> And those guys. <br /> [18:06] <LowEndLem> hahaha <br /> [18:06] <LowEndLem> alright, secnod part finish <br /> [18:06] <@Fernin> why the Scooby Doo reference? <br /> [18:07] <LowEndLem> why not? <br /> [18:07] <Nekkoru> Okay, cued up the beginning of the third part. <br /> [18:07] <Nekkoru> Are we at the same spot? <br /> [18:07] <LowEndLem> wait up <br /> [18:07] <@Fernin> paused at the beginning now <br /> [18:07] <LowEndLem> paused and ready <br /> [18:07] <Nekkoru> Okay, go. <br /> [18:08] <Nekkoru> Schwing sound always works. <br /> [18:08] <Nekkoru> That Velma's actually pretty hot. <br /> [18:08] <LowEndLem> scooby's freaking looking in reality <br /> [18:08] <@Fernin> yeah, I think their Velma is hotter than their Daphne <br /> [18:08] <@Fernin> horrible, horrible Shaggy impression, though <br /> [18:08] <LowEndLem> i'd do naughty things to velma <br /> [18:08] <Nekkoru> Mooby's. <br /> [18:09] <LowEndLem> any door that moos at me is evil. <br /> [18:09] <Nekkoru> This restaurant made me glad I'm vegetarian. <br /> [18:09] <LowEndLem> I'll still eat mcdonalds. <br /> [18:09] <@Fernin> ahh, Mooby's... such horrible things will happen here in Clerks II <br /> [18:09] <Nekkoru> Yes. <br /> [18:09] <Nekkoru> Hmm... <br /> [18:10] <@Fernin> ...was this section supposed to be funny somehow? <br /> [18:10] <Nekkoru> Maybe. <br /> [18:10] <LowEndLem> im sure it was at some point, weed does crazy shit <br /> [18:10] <Nekkoru> If I'd get thicker eyebrows and straighter hair, I could look just like Jay... With boobs. <br /> [18:10] <LowEndLem> that's mildly horrifying <br /> [18:10] <@Fernin> ...thanks for sharing? <br /> [18:11] <Nekkoru> You're welcome. <br /> [18:11] <Nekkoru> Bitch, start buffering my movie. <br /> [18:11] <Nekkoru> Synch up again at the next part, please. <br /> [18:11] <@Fernin> heh, that's why we should let them load fully before starting each part <br /> [18:11] <Nekkoru> Finally. <br /> [18:12] <LowEndLem> so, i love the van scene. <br /> [18:12] <@Fernin> interesting that he had such a... visible reaction to Justice showing up, but just stood there staring at the van scene <br /> [18:13] <Nekkoru> Yeah. <br /> [18:13] <LowEndLem> no, he filled the cup <br /> [18:13] <Nekkoru> Eww. <br /> [18:13] <LowEndLem> I'd like to know why kevin smith's wife is in the movie <br /> [18:15] <@Fernin> I almost want to say something about Sean William Scott's role in here... but he never exactly made himself out to be a comedy star, so this isn't much worse for him <br /> [18:15] <Nekkoru> Nothing like one chord per minute. <br /> [18:15] <LowEndLem> well, it could be worse. <br /> [18:15] <LowEndLem> people could still be fucking his mom. <br /> [18:15] <Nekkoru> I'm pretty sure Jay is already on that <br /> [18:16] <@Fernin> I'm pretty sure Jay would fuck anything with tits <br /> [18:16] <LowEndLem> jay's on everything. <br /> [18:16] <LowEndLem> okay, part 3 done. <br /> [18:16] <Nekkoru> Jay would fuck anythin that moves <br /> [18:16] <@Fernin> part 4 is loading now <br /> [18:16] <Nekkoru> Yeah, I'll think I'll buffer ahead, too <br /> [18:17] <Nekkoru> Even tho I have a ten megabit pipe. <br /> [18:17] <LowEndLem> how far ahead are we buffing? <br /> [18:17] <@Fernin> about halfway? <br /> [18:17] <Nekkoru> Yeah, sounds about right <br /> [18:17] <LowEndLem> Alright, just say when <br /> [18:20] <Nekkoru> Okay, halfway done. What about you? <br /> [18:20] <@Fernin> yep, I'm past halfway <br /> [18:20] <LowEndLem> I'm good, you fer? <br /> [18:20] <Nekkoru> Let's start now. <br /> [18:20] <LowEndLem> k <br /> [18:20] <@Fernin> starting now <br /> [18:20] <LowEndLem> started. <br /> [18:21] <Nekkoru> Fat that fuck fuck? <br /> [18:21] <LowEndLem> fuck the fat fuck <br /> [18:21] <Nekkoru> Fuck the fuck fat? <br /> [18:21] <LowEndLem> Yes. <br /> [18:21] <Nekkoru> Fuck fat fuck that? <br /> [18:21] <LowEndLem> sure. <br /> [18:22] <@Fernin> two devils, how clever -_- <br /> [18:22] <LowEndLem> i like the angel abusing him <br /> [18:23] <@Fernin> heh, yeah <br /> [18:23] <Nekkoru> Put the dick down. <br /> [18:23] <Nekkoru> Put it down. <br /> [18:23] <Nekkoru> Slowly. <br /> [18:23] <LowEndLem> into her. <br /> [18:23] <Nekkoru> Yes. <br /> [18:23] <LowEndLem> oh, rape jokes, how silly <br /> [18:23] <@Fernin> "or until she's sleeping", interesting advice from the angel <br /> [18:23] <LowEndLem> it's jay. <br /> [18:23] <Nekkoru> This is why I think Jersey Girl is better than this. <br /> [18:23] <@Fernin> I've never seen it myself <br /> [18:24] <Nekkoru> Fat you fucky. <br /> [18:24] <LowEndLem> i've seen bits, it's not specia;l <br /> [18:24] <Nekkoru> It's not the same, oh, how emotional. <br /> [18:25] <LowEndLem> I wish i had that kinda time. <br /> [18:25] <@Fernin> to just hang out in front of a store, doing nothing? <br /> [18:25] <LowEndLem> yeah <br /> [18:25] <LowEndLem> hang out, get high, poorly hit on women <br /> [18:25] <Nekkoru> They are working men. <br /> [18:25] <@Fernin> true, they sell their weed from that storefront <br /> [18:25] <LowEndLem> yeah, that's hard. <br /> [18:26] <Nekkoru> Hey - have you ever tried trafficking weed? <br /> [18:26] <Nekkoru> It requires SO MUCH SELF CONTROL. <br /> [18:26] <LowEndLem> i've trafficked pills <br /> [18:26] <LowEndLem> ....that might be the worst pickup line, ever. <br /> [18:26] <Nekkoru> Yes. <br /> [18:26] <LowEndLem> oh look, he's fucking glass. <br /> [18:26] <@Fernin> classic, humping the window <br /> [18:26] <@Fernin> classy* <br /> [18:27] <Nekkoru> Smoooth. <br /> [18:27] <LowEndLem> most people, celebrating the fact they can get laid, would not dry hump their best friend. <br /> [18:27] <@Fernin> snoogins, snootchie bootchie... does anything he says have meaning? <br /> [18:28] <LowEndLem> He may have once said "bitches" <br /> [18:28] <LowEndLem> that could have meant something./ <br /> [18:28] <Nekkoru> And he raps about smoking weed. <br /> [18:28] <@Fernin> sudden moral message in the middle of a lot of nonsense <br /> [18:28] <Nekkoru> They don't. <br /> [18:28] <Nekkoru> Boo-boo-kittyfuck. Yes. <br /> [18:28] <LowEndLem> "boobookittyfuck..." <br /> [18:28] <LowEndLem> Jesus christ. <br /> [18:29] <LowEndLem> I gotta try that <br /> [18:29] <Nekkoru> Part five in five seconds <br /> [18:29] <Nekkoru> Okay, cued up. <br /> [18:29] <LowEndLem> i'm not <br /> [18:29] <LowEndLem> my part 4 juest ended <br /> [18:29] <Nekkoru> Buffering again? <br /> [18:29] <@Fernin> heh, fine time to have it cut off, right in the middle of the clit speech <br /> [18:29] <LowEndLem> would you like him to have kept going? really? <br /> [18:29] <Nekkoru> He is the master of the CLIT. <br /> [18:29] <@Fernin> buffering part 5 <br /> [18:30] <LowEndLem> just say when <br /> [18:30] <Nekkoru> Why are we watching this again? Shit, we're doing Where The Buffalo Roam next. <br /> [18:30] <LowEndLem> The fucks' thaT? <br /> [18:30] <@Fernin> hm, never even heard of that one, but that's a good thing <br /> [18:30] <Nekkoru> A movie about Hunter S. Thompson. <br /> [18:30] <@Fernin> we should stick to ones we haven't seen a lot <br /> [18:30] <LowEndLem> yeah <br /> [18:31] <Nekkoru> It has sick concepts, no plot and Thompson with an IV drip of Wild Turkey. <br /> [18:31] <Nekkoru> I've been meaning to watch this for a long, long time <br /> [18:31] <@Fernin> should we stick to comedy movies, or go with any genre? <br /> [18:31] <Nekkoru> You know, this could work. <br /> [18:32] <LowEndLem> ? <br /> [18:32] <Nekkoru> A movie evening every friday <br /> [18:32] <LowEndLem> that would be cool <br /> [18:32] <Nekkoru> Basically anything we can enjoy <br /> [18:32] <Nekkoru> Okay, I'm past halfway. You guys? <br /> [18:32] <LowEndLem> yep <br /> [18:32] <@Fernin> yep <br /> [18:32] <Nekkoru> Fern? <br /> [18:32] <Nekkoru> Okay, let's go... NOW! <br /> [18:33] <@Fernin> ...get off my kool aid? <br /> [18:33] <LowEndLem> a blowjob for good luck <br /> [18:33] <Nekkoru> Smooth moves, Jay. <br /> [18:34] <Nekkoru> Smooth moves, Silent Bob. <br /> [18:34] <LowEndLem> smooth moves all around <br /> [18:34] <Nekkoru> So, do we watch another movie after this? <br /> [18:34] <@Fernin> Bob with the utility belt, nice <br /> [18:34] <LowEndLem> eh, one anight, i think <br /> [18:34] <Nekkoru> Okay, what are these catsuits for? <br /> [18:34] <LowEndLem> ....i want to have sex with all those women. <br /> [18:34] <LowEndLem> right now. <br /> [18:35] <Nekkoru> All that latex... It is SO FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE. <br /> [18:35] <Nekkoru> Trust me on this one. <br /> [18:35] <LowEndLem> I think i will instead of forcing myself into latex. <br /> [18:35] <LowEndLem> did she just stroke a box? <br /> [18:35] <Nekkoru> Also, high heels? Seriously? What for? <br /> [18:35] <@Fernin> she did, yes <br /> [18:36] <LowEndLem> fuck it, I'm just gonna watch this high next time, see if it's any from of enjoyable. <br /> [18:36] <Nekkoru> Spare a toke? <br /> [18:36] <LowEndLem> aren't you in poland? <br /> [18:36] <LowEndLem> or something <br /> [18:36] <LowEndLem> finalnd? <br /> [18:36] <Nekkoru> Poland. <br /> [18:36] <LowEndLem> k <br /> [18:37] <LowEndLem> i can't ship a toke to you, you know hat. <br /> [18:37] <@Fernin> I'm a little surprised there's no actual nudity in this movie, with all the gratuitous sexy shots of the girls <br /> [18:37] <LowEndLem> a single thing of diamonds. <br /> [18:37] <LowEndLem> yeah, that's how it always is. <br /> [18:37] <Nekkoru> I meant to say that. <br /> [18:37] <LowEndLem> I mean, when I went to the bank today, i had to jump over lasers to put money on my debit card, and it was all on this pedastal... <br /> [18:38] <@Fernin> good old Hollywood effects, hairspray would trigger those sensors, not reveal them permanently <br /> [18:38] <Nekkoru> Anyways, you can fit like six tokefuls in a plastic bag. Wrap that shit around in bubble wrap and get it in a nice box and sent it to me, care of one "Anna Olejniczak" <br /> [18:38] <LowEndLem> how the fuck would it track noie while movie? <br /> [18:39] <LowEndLem> 8movie <br /> [18:39] <LowEndLem> *moving <br /> [18:39] <@Fernin> and isn't that a ridiculously excessive amount of lasers? <br /> [18:39] <Nekkoru> What. <br /> [18:39] <LowEndLem> Haha, farjoke <br /> [18:39] <Nekkoru> Fart jokes. <br /> [18:39] <LowEndLem> *fartjoke <br /> [18:39] <LowEndLem> someone's gonna cut their hand when they open tat. <br /> [18:39] <Nekkoru> Oho, new ride? <br /> [18:40] <LowEndLem> well, hot girls always have to ride in a convertable. <br /> [18:40] <LowEndLem> it's a movie law. <br /> [18:40] <@Fernin> they're already stealing diamonds, why not steal a sweet car while they're at it? <br /> [18:40] <Nekkoru> Ace motherfucking Ventura. <br /> [18:40] <Nekkoru> Boom town! <br /> [18:40] <LowEndLem> really? it flipped? <br /> [18:40] <@Fernin> ...the hell caused the van to flip? <br /> [18:40] <LowEndLem> I call bullshit. <br /> [18:41] <Nekkoru> Wind. <br /> [18:41] <Nekkoru> It was wind. <br /> [18:41] <LowEndLem> Did the bitching hydrualics explode? <br /> [18:41] <Nekkoru> For sure. <br /> [18:41] <LowEndLem> also, who names their kid justice? <br /> [18:41] <LowEndLem> 5 done. <br /> [18:41] <Nekkoru> Cured up fart six. <br /> [18:41] <Nekkoru> *part six. <br /> [18:41] <LowEndLem> part six loading <br /> [18:42] <@Fernin> heh, we can see what's on Nekko's mind after that scene <br /> [18:42] <LowEndLem> we need better movies, damnit. <br /> [18:42] <Nekkoru> In the meantime, let's see what these fucks under my window are screaming about <br /> [18:44] <Nekkoru> Okay, halfway buffered, you? <br /> [18:45] <LowEndLem> all i got's a is a bottle of vodka, and yes. <br /> [18:45] <@Fernin> yep <br /> [18:45] <Nekkoru> Then let's-a go! <br /> [18:45] <LowEndLem> oh god, will ferrel. <br /> [18:45] <LowEndLem> I'm not sure if it got better or worse. <br /> [18:45] <Nekkoru> Indiana Jones? <br /> [18:46] <@Fernin> Will Ferrel, playing the overly loud dumb guy, yet again <br /> [18:46] <@Fernin> and there's that 4th wall breaking again <br /> [18:46] <LowEndLem> Hey, the fourth wall got dented. <br /> [18:46] <Nekkoru> The fourth wall isn't going to hold much longer! <br /> [18:46] <LowEndLem> and they're utter iditos. <br /> [18:46] <@Fernin> when did the girls get the time to edit that video? <br /> [18:47] <LowEndLem> the same time they got time to....fuck it, i don't have a metaphor. <br /> [18:47] <Nekkoru> Maybe they didn't. <br /> [18:47] <LowEndLem> What, the rest was blank <br /> [18:47] <LowEndLem> ? <br /> [18:47] <Nekkoru> Yeah. <br /> [18:47] <@Fernin> I can see why Bob would get along better with the monkey... <br /> [18:47] <LowEndLem> Oh god, a cutaway. <br /> [18:48] <Nekkoru> Randall! No! Dante! No! <br /> [18:48] <LowEndLem> oh look, a refernce to the first movie! <br /> [18:48] <@Fernin> so, how many more movie parodies will we see? <br /> [18:48] <Nekkoru> Many, many, more. <br /> [18:48] <@Fernin> Scooby Doo, Planet of the Apes... what more can they destroy? <br /> [18:48] <LowEndLem> ha, he tripped. <br /> [18:48] <LowEndLem> It's funny. <br /> [18:48] <Nekkoru> Bestiality. <br /> [18:49] <@Fernin> oh, Jon Stewart, why? <br /> [18:49] <LowEndLem> i'm not sure if his spot in this is worse than death to smoochy <br /> [18:49] <@Fernin> ...I can only wonder how many takes it took to get him to say all that with a straight face <br /> [18:50] <LowEndLem> how'd silent bob get mentioneD? he wasn't even in it <br /> [18:50] <Nekkoru> He was right by Jay. <br /> [18:50] <@Fernin> ha ha ha, clit jokes, how high class -_- <br /> [18:51] <LowEndLem> what did you expect from kevin smith? <br /> [18:51] <LowEndLem> i mean, yeah, some good movies....but all based on cocks. <br /> [18:51] <Nekkoru> Intelligent humor like in Clerks? <br /> [18:51] <LowEndLem> also, boobies <br /> [18:51] <Nekkoru> Yes. Boobies. <br /> [18:51] <LowEndLem> why'd he let himself in? <br /> [18:51] <LowEndLem> worst pizza man ever <br /> [18:51] <LowEndLem> now i'm hungry <br /> [18:52] <@Fernin> ...people from Utah have a heavy Southern accent? <br /> [18:52] <LowEndLem> oh, judd nelson.... <br /> [18:52] <LowEndLem> Why?! <br /> [18:52] <Nekkoru> Yes they have. <br /> [18:52] <Nekkoru> An accent. <br /> [18:53] <LowEndLem> is it from the deep south? <br /> [18:53] <LowEndLem> or is it just...fuck it, i'm out of metaphors. <br /> [18:53] <LowEndLem> I have nothing. <br /> [18:53] <@Fernin> hm, I should've started up a "fuck" counter at the start of this <br /> [18:53] <LowEndLem> my part's over. <br /> [18:53] <Nekkoru> Part seven. <br /> [18:54] <@Fernin> I'm now curious how many times that word gets used in this movie <br /> [18:54] <LowEndLem> why are we doing this again? <br /> [18:54] <LowEndLem> you can check wikipedia <br /> [18:54] <@Fernin> you're the one who signed up for it, Lem <br /> [18:54] <@Fernin> could've turned it down like Mog did <br /> [18:54] <LowEndLem> Yeah, i know <br /> [18:55] <Nekkoru> Man, but this movie is way more enjoyable with other people. <br /> [18:55] <Nekkoru> But I guess that would be the case with most movies <br /> [18:55] <@Fernin> or when you're stoned off your ass, I'm told <br /> [18:56] <LowEndLem> Well, yeah. that's a given <br /> [18:56] <LowEndLem> i wanna watch MST3K high. <br /> [18:56] <Nekkoru> I never stone my ass off <br /> [18:56] <Nekkoru> I am, however, completely off my tits right now on the account of the extensive amounts of snuff consumed by me earlier. <br /> [18:56] <Nekkoru> Halfway done. You people? <br /> [18:56] <@Fernin> yep <br /> [18:57] <LowEndLem> yeah <br /> [18:57] <Nekkoru> OK, go. <br /> [18:57] <LowEndLem> Yeah, not a whole lot of convincing needs to be done to make people belive jay's gay <br /> [18:58] <Nekkoru> Yeah. <br /> [18:58] <LowEndLem> I would like to state for the record, that i hate. <br /> [18:58] <Nekkoru> You hate what? <br /> [18:58] <@Fernin> stupidity? <br /> [18:59] <LowEndLem> at this point, just hate. <br /> [18:59] <LowEndLem> dude, these guys have horrid aim. <br /> [18:59] <Nekkoru> Especially with Silent Bob. <br /> [18:59] <@Fernin> point blank, and he still misses <br /> [18:59] <LowEndLem> HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MISS"?! <br /> [19:00] <Nekkoru> Jesus fuck, he couldn't hit his ass with a shotgun? <br /> [19:00] <LowEndLem> That's nigh impossible. <br /> [19:00] <@Fernin> nice pointless emotional moment that the movie could've done without <br /> [19:00] <Nekkoru> What the fuck is wrong with that Marshal? <br /> [19:00] <@Fernin> The Fugitive, anyone? <br /> [19:00] <LowEndLem> he's played by will ferrell and his life is pointless? <br /> [19:01] <@Fernin> that's one hell of a strong ape <br /> [19:01] <LowEndLem> they're not good, you footstool, they're just stoned. <br /> [19:02] <Nekkoru> What the fuck. <br /> [19:02] <LowEndLem> why isn't that ape's arms ripped off? <br /> [19:02] <Nekkoru> WHAT <br /> [19:02] <Nekkoru> Oh shit. <br /> [19:02] <LowEndLem> ? <br /> [19:03] <LowEndLem> Ahhh, silent bob. The only good line in this movie <br /> [19:03] <Nekkoru> Yes. <br /> [19:03] <@Fernin> "say it, don't spray it" is probably the weakest comeback Jay has <br /> [19:04] <LowEndLem> jay's also an idiot. <br /> [19:04] <Nekkoru> Yeah, but he does have his moments. <br /> [19:05] <LowEndLem> oh look, dealers have unions <br /> [19:05] <@Fernin> drug dealing unions, how nice <br /> [19:05] <Nekkoru> Part eight. <br /> [19:06] <LowEndLem> my god. <br /> [19:07] <Nekkoru> We're almost done... Have faith! Do not give up! <br /> [19:08] <LowEndLem> blaaaah <br /> [19:11] <LowEndLem> doesn't make it any less painful <br /> [19:11] <LowEndLem> we good? <br /> [19:11] <Nekkoru> We good. <br /> [19:11] <LowEndLem> go? <br /> [19:11] <@Fernin> go <br /> [19:11] <Nekkoru> Go! <br /> [19:12] <LowEndLem> went! <br /> [19:12] <LowEndLem> alliteration makes things seem more important. <br /> [19:12] <@Fernin> what blood and violence? <br /> [19:13] <Nekkoru> Hmmm... <br /> [19:13] <Nekkoru> Is she going to notice them? <br /> [19:13] <LowEndLem> really. explitave deleted. <br /> [19:13] <@Fernin> hey, she did they quote unquote thing correctly, Jeebus would be happy <br /> [19:13] <LowEndLem> jeebus is never happy. <br /> [19:13] <Nekkoru> Quote unquote thing? <br /> [19:14] <LowEndLem> she said quote at the beginning, and unquote at the end <br /> [19:14] <Nekkoru> Oh. <br /> [19:14] <LowEndLem> how the fuck did he run into that chicken? <br /> [19:14] <Nekkoru> Classic Wile E. Coyote moment. <br /> [19:14] <LowEndLem> haha, affleck joke. <br /> [19:15] <@Fernin> more gay jokes, though I doubt it's the last we'll see <br /> [19:15] <LowEndLem> of course not. <br /> [19:15] <LowEndLem> why does he keep saying Bong. <br /> [19:15] <LowEndLem> it's not funny. <br /> [19:15] <@Fernin> it's his catchphrase <br /> [19:16] <LowEndLem> We're not nearly high enough to enjoy this. <br /> [19:16] <Nekkoru> We have a saying here in Poland... <br /> [19:16] <Nekkoru> "The hungry one thinks of bread" <br /> [19:16] <Nekkoru> Thus, Jay wants his bong. <br /> [19:17] <Nekkoru> 4th wall... <br /> [19:17] <LowEndLem> oooops, there goes the fourth wall again <br /> [19:17] <Nekkoru> BROKEN! <br /> [19:17] <@Fernin> hm, what did Matt Damon and Ben Affleck do to deserve this kind of payback? <br /> [19:18] <Nekkoru> They play Jay and Silent Bob. <br /> [19:18] <LowEndLem> no, J and SB think they do. <br /> [19:18] <Nekkoru> I mean, Bluntman and Chronic. <br /> [19:18] <Nekkoru> Who are Jay and Silent Bob. <br /> [19:18] <LowEndLem> oh, fuck this movie. <br /> [19:19] <LowEndLem> Nothing makes sense anymore. <br /> [19:19] <Nekkoru> Yes. Just watch the hilarious hijinks. <br /> [19:19] <LowEndLem> where the fuck did he get a shotgun. <br /> [19:19] <@Fernin> I never saw Good Will Hunting, was Ben Affleck even in it? <br /> [19:20] <LowEndLem> yeah, somewhat. <br /> [19:20] <LowEndLem> I think? <br /> [19:20] <Nekkoru> Applesauce, bitch? Seriously? <br /> [19:20] <Nekkoru> Part nine. <br /> [19:20] <LowEndLem> yep. <br /> [19:20] <@Fernin> hm, right, they're on a movie studio now, they can parody tons of movies <br /> [19:20] <LowEndLem> how many parts does this have? <br /> [19:21] <@Fernin> 11, I think <br /> [19:21] <Nekkoru> Twelve. <br /> [19:21] <@Fernin> ah, ok <br /> [19:21] <LowEndLem> thank god, we're almost done. <br /> [19:21] <Nekkoru> Hi, I'm Crow T. Robot and I'm here to tell you that Mike Nelson is innocent. <br /> [19:21] <Nekkoru> Mike Nelson is 200% fucking not guilty. <br /> [19:21] <LowEndLem> Mike broke the hubble, mike broke the hubble! <br /> [19:22] <Nekkoru> And if you shits don't fucking find him innocent, you can just fucking kiss my fat fucking ass. <br /> [19:22] <Nekkoru> And that fucking goes for your bullshit court system too. <br /> [19:22] <LowEndLem> hehehe. <br /> [19:23] <Nekkoru> So, what have we learned from this movie? <br /> [19:23] <Nekkoru> Next time let's just shoot ourselves in the ankles and watch Pick of Destiny. <br /> [19:24] <LowEndLem> I've learned it takes me less than an hour to wish for death. <br /> [19:24] <@Fernin> I like that, aside from the shooting ourselves part <br /> [19:24] <LowEndLem> Well, i enjoyed PoD <br /> [19:24] <LowEndLem> somewhat. <br /> [19:24] <LowEndLem> I was sleepdeprived, so everything was funny <br /> [19:25] <LowEndLem> Well, i've over hald <br /> [19:25] <LowEndLem> half <br /> [19:25] <LowEndLem> you guys? <br /> [19:25] <@Fernin> as am I <br /> [19:25] <Nekkoru> Let's do this. <br /> [19:25] <Nekkoru> Go! <br /> [19:25] <LowEndLem> Yay, scream parody! <br /> [19:26] <@Fernin> ...is that actually Wes Craven? <br /> [19:26] <LowEndLem> i hope to god not. <br /> [19:26] <LowEndLem> I spy...ET <br /> [19:26] <@Fernin> hm, a red bike, I wonder what they'll parody next <br /> [19:26] <Nekkoru> Yes. <br /> [19:26] <LowEndLem> and daredevil. <br /> [19:26] <Nekkoru> That was Wes Craven. <br /> [19:26] <LowEndLem> and there's bond. <br /> [19:27] <Nekkoru> I would watch Moonraper. <br /> [19:27] <@Fernin> made it through without a scratch, yay Hollywood <br /> [19:27] <LowEndLem> everyone would. <br /> [19:27] <LowEndLem> worst silent bob ever. <br /> [19:27] <LowEndLem> jason biggs....well you haven't fallen far, but you fell. <br /> [19:28] <LowEndLem> ....what the fuck is he doing? <br /> [19:28] <@Fernin> ...seriously, you can't tell? <br /> [19:28] <Nekkoru> I'm getting tired. So fucking tired. <br /> [19:28] <LowEndLem> yeS? <br /> [19:29] <@Fernin> he was miming sex <br /> [19:29] <LowEndLem> I know of what he's doing, but he looks like a fuck doing it. <br /> [19:29] <LowEndLem> I know that. <br /> [19:30] <@Fernin> even more gay jokes, what a surprise -_- <br /> [19:30] <Nekkoru> I refuse to believe. <br /> [19:30] <LowEndLem> wow, even i love gay jokes, and that's excessive. <br /> [19:31] <LowEndLem> really. the monkey got the gun <br /> [19:31] <Nekkoru> Fuck yeah! <br /> [19:31] <Nekkoru> A monkey! <br /> [19:31] <Nekkoru> With a gun! <br /> [19:31] <@Fernin> with everything else that has happened, I'm not too surprised <br /> [19:32] <LowEndLem> jamie kennedy! <br /> [19:32] <Nekkoru> And an angry black man. <br /> [19:32] <LowEndLem> Played by Chris Rock, how approriate. <br /> [19:32] <@Fernin> the character Chris Rock is playing would probably bitch slap you for shouting that without mentioning him <br /> [19:33] <Nekkoru> Didn't they rip on Chris Rock in the animated series? <br /> [19:33] <LowEndLem> they rip on everything. <br /> [19:33] <Nekkoru> I meant, like excessively. <br /> [19:33] <LowEndLem> Oh. I dunno, <br /> [19:33] <LowEndLem> i only saw a few episodes. <br /> [19:33] <LowEndLem> a while ago. <br /> [19:34] <Nekkoru> The first three episodes, at the end, Jay and Sa'Bob used to beat him up at the end of every episode <br /> [19:34] <LowEndLem> end <br /> [19:34] <Nekkoru> Yeah <br /> [19:34] <Nekkoru> Or was that someone else? <br /> [19:34] <Nekkoru> I dunno. <br /> [19:34] <@Fernin> no, that was Charles Barkley, or however you spell his last name <br /> [19:34] <Nekkoru> They only made six episodes of that. <br /> [19:34] <Nekkoru> Who's him? <br /> [19:35] <@Fernin> a basketball player, no clue which team <br /> [19:35] <LowEndLem> basketball player <br /> [19:36] <Nekkoru> Oh, okay. <br /> [19:37] <LowEndLem> Will this go in thew quotes thread, or a new thread for movie raping? <br /> [19:37] <Nekkoru> I say new thread <br /> [19:37] <@Fernin> I'll make a new thread in Movies for it <br /> [19:38] <Nekkoru> If we want to make it a regular thing, of course <br /> [19:38] <Nekkoru> Halfway. We good? <br /> [19:38] <LowEndLem> we good <br /> [19:38] <@Fernin> yup <br /> [19:38] <Nekkoru> Go. <br /> [19:39] <Nekkoru> Let's finish this craphole as fast as we can. <br /> [19:39] <LowEndLem> two more parts, man <br /> [19:39] <LowEndLem> haha, they don't know what they're doing. <br /> [19:39] <Nekkoru> OH FUCK <br /> [19:39] <LowEndLem> ? <br /> [19:39] <Nekkoru> IT'S LUKE SKYWALKER <br /> [19:39] <LowEndLem> Hahaha <br /> [19:39] <@Fernin> Hemp Knight? <br /> [19:39] <Nekkoru> MOTHERFUCKING MARK HAMILL. <br /> [19:40] <LowEndLem> probably like batman's the dark knight <br /> [19:40] <Nekkoru> Cock-knocker. <br /> [19:40] <@Fernin> heh, you can almost hear his Joker voice coming out when he laughs <br /> [19:40] <LowEndLem> bluntsaber <br /> [19:40] <@Fernin> blunt bong saber, apparently <br /> [19:40] <Nekkoru> Yes. <br /> [19:40] <LowEndLem> gets you twice as fucked up <br /> [19:41] <LowEndLem> god, i hate jay. <br /> [19:41] <Nekkoru> Darth Balls. <br /> [19:41] <@Fernin> stunt double, much? <br /> [19:41] <LowEndLem> Ha, he took a hit. <br /> [19:42] <@Fernin> that was just a badly done flip over that rail <br /> [19:42] <Nekkoru> Bong saber. Yes. <br /> [19:42] <LowEndLem> how the fuck'd he get on set? <br /> [19:42] <LowEndLem> and he ended the shit out of mooby. <br /> [19:42] <@Fernin> ...shotguns do not work that way <br /> [19:43] <LowEndLem> You're questioning a shotgun while we're watching a bong saber fight. <br /> [19:43] <@Fernin> ...hah, point <br /> [19:43] <Nekkoru> Haha, cut! <br /> [19:43] <LowEndLem> hurhurhur <br /> [19:43] <Nekkoru> THAT WAS SO HILARIOUS! <br /> [19:43] <@Fernin> apparently, he got rid of his shotgun <br /> [19:43] <LowEndLem> what, did he lose it/ <br /> [19:44] <LowEndLem> and back to clit jokes. <br /> [19:45] <@Fernin> and more people who can't aim <br /> [19:45] <Nekkoru> And the women fight and the whole situation's defused by the little angry blakc man. <br /> [19:45] <Nekkoru> And we have a whole lot of flips. <br /> [19:45] <Nekkoru> And silenced guns with no silencers. <br /> [19:45] <@Fernin> and lots of sentences beginning with And <br /> [19:45] <LowEndLem> well, that's how they work, don't cha know? <br /> [19:46] <@Fernin> wooden tables can stop bullets, don't cha know? <br /> [19:47] <LowEndLem> okay, that hell's done. <br /> [19:47] <LowEndLem> 2 more. <br /> [19:47] <Nekkoru> Part eleven. <br /> [19:47] <Nekkoru> Have mercy. <br /> [19:50] <Nekkoru> We good for part eleven? <br /> [19:51] <LowEndLem> im good <br /> [19:51] <LowEndLem> fer? <br /> [19:51] <@Fernin> we are <br /> [19:51] <Nekkoru> Go. <br /> [19:51] <@Fernin> and Bob talks again <br /> [19:52] <LowEndLem> hey look, silent bob is doing EXACTLY WHAT HE DOES IN EVERY FUCKING MOVIE <br /> [19:52] <@Fernin> "hur hur, Jay's so dumb, he thinks half is bigger than two thirds, that's so funny" <br /> [19:52] <LowEndLem> how the fuck did she not block that kick? <br /> [19:52] <Nekkoru> Yes. <br /> [19:53] <@Fernin> oh, he got tranq'd by the monkey, I thought he shot himself in the foot <br /> [19:53] <LowEndLem> i had hoped. <br /> [19:53] <LowEndLem> wow, that tranq wore off fast. <br /> [19:53] <LowEndLem> and that's not ironic in the least. <br /> [19:53] <@Fernin> indeed not <br /> [19:54] <Nekkoru> Retirony. <br /> [19:54] <LowEndLem> i think it ends at 11. <br /> [19:54] <Nekkoru> No, there's something in 12, too, I think... <br /> [19:55] <LowEndLem> i hope not. <br /> [19:55] <Nekkoru> Bestiality. <br /> [19:55] <@Fernin> again <br /> [19:55] <LowEndLem> and gay jokes. <br /> [19:55] <@Fernin> aga... no, not again, still <br /> [19:56] <Nekkoru> The forum should give us an award or something <br /> [19:56] <LowEndLem> yes, like bitches, or something. <br /> [19:56] <Nekkoru> We sat through this. <br /> [19:56] <LowEndLem> I actually enjoy this song. <br /> [19:56] <@Fernin> shame we can't hear it over Jay <br /> [19:56] <LowEndLem> well, you can somewhat. <br /> [19:57] <LowEndLem> how are they not being arrested? <br /> [19:57] <@Fernin> a good question, that <br /> [19:57] <LowEndLem> I mean dude, THAT'S A PRIEST! <br /> [19:57] <Nekkoru> Simple. <br /> [19:57] <Nekkoru> Everyone hates priests. <br /> [19:57] <LowEndLem> Oh. <br /> [19:57] <Nekkoru> See, they're doing a public service. <br /> [19:58] <LowEndLem> oh look, comic nerds. <br /> [19:58] <@Fernin> who are these people supposed to be parodying? <br /> [19:58] <Nekkoru> References to old Smith Moives <br /> [19:58] <LowEndLem> he just parodied himself. <br /> [19:58] <Nekkoru> These two ladies and those two are from Chasing Amy <br /> [19:59] <LowEndLem> please....can we end it at this part <br /> [19:59] <LowEndLem> I don't wanna hear anymore. <br /> [19:59] <LowEndLem> I can't do this. <br /> [19:59] <@Fernin> ...greatest band in the world, my ass <br /> [19:59] <Nekkoru> Well, here are the credits. <br /> [19:59] <LowEndLem> or are we doing the credit <br /> [19:59] <LowEndLem> a <br /> [19:59] <LowEndLem> s <br /> [20:00] <Nekkoru> We can't. They removed the last part. <br /> [20:00] <@Fernin> they didn't upload the credits, apparently, and there's nothing to em anyway <br /> [20:00] <LowEndLem> thank you....oh god, thank you<br /> </code></div>

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<p>Nekkoru: New page: ''Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back'' was the first movie done by MSLT3K. The initial crew consisted of Nekkoru, Fernin and LowEndLem. ==Log== [17:48] <LowEndLem> we starting...</p> <hr /> <div>''Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back'' was the first movie done by [[MSLT3K]]. The initial crew consisted of [[Nekkoru]], [[Fernin]] and [[LowEndLem]].<br /> <br /> ==Log==<br /> [17:48] <LowEndLem> we starting/ <br /> [17:48] <LowEndLem> ? <br /> [17:48] <Nekkoru> Okay, so, as soon as you get my signal, you press play. That should give us the minimal lag. <br /> [17:49] <Nekkoru> Ready? <br /> [17:49] <LowEndLem> ?kk <br /> [17:49] <Nekkoru> Go! <br /> [17:49] <LowEndLem> a long time ago....kevin smith ripped starwars <br /> [17:50] <Nekkoru> I think his mom's retarded. <br /> [17:50] <Nekkoru> Oh, Jay's mom! <br /> [17:50] <LowEndLem> Keep on truckin? What kind of insult is thaT? <br /> [17:50] <Nekkoru> And that's how it all got started... <br /> [17:50] <Nekkoru> Those shutters are still broken. <br /> [17:51] <LowEndLem> They'll always be broken, like my spirit. <br /> [17:51] <LowEndLem> Also, if i ever buy weed from someone who rhymes while he deals, I'll kill him. <br /> [17:51] <@Fernin> gah, left the room to grab a drink, gotta catch up now <br /> [17:52] <LowEndLem> We're at about 3 minutes, fer. <br /> [17:52] <Nekkoru> Yeah. <br /> [17:52] <LowEndLem> I wish i had a CCCP jersey <br /> [17:53] <@Fernin> they certainly make enough gay jokes about Dante and Randall, goes on through all his movies <br /> [17:54] <LowEndLem> I really needed to hear about stink nuggets.... <br /> [17:54] <Nekkoru> That was a good line for a scientologist. <br /> [17:54] <Nekkoru> Chocolate-covered pretzel. <br /> [17:54] <@Fernin> of all the euphemisms for gay sex, they choose "toss the salad"? <br /> [17:54] <LowEndLem> Yep. <br /> [17:55] <Nekkoru> We're lagging a bit. <br /> [17:55] <LowEndLem> Also, brodie is my favorite character <br /> [17:55] <LowEndLem> Fer is, I'm at the fat cash line <br /> [17:55] <Nekkoru> That's from Chasing Amy. <br /> [17:56] <Nekkoru> That line. <br /> [17:56] <@Fernin> is there anything in this movie that isn't a reference to some other movie? <br /> [17:56] <LowEndLem> Oh, fourth wall. how you get destroyed. <br /> [17:56] <LowEndLem> I'm at about 7:40 <br /> [17:56] <@Fernin> bah, I'm still 10 seconds behind, then <br /> [17:57] <LowEndLem> do we wait when it ends, or do we just go right to tthe end/ <br /> [17:57] <LowEndLem> *next <br /> [17:57] <LowEndLem> mine ended. <br /> [17:57] <@Fernin> first part just finished for me <br /> [17:58] <@Fernin> should we pause the second part and let it load? <br /> [17:58] <LowEndLem> yeah, that would work <br /> [17:58] <LowEndLem> nekkoru? <br /> [17:58] * Vyyj (~Vyyj@chello087206216080.chello.pl) has joined #sydlexia <br /> [17:59] <@Fernin> heh, that explains why he's been quiet <br /> [17:59] <LowEndLem> ? <br /> [17:59] * Nekkoru (~Vyyj@chello087206216080.chello.pl) Quit (SVSKilled: Ghost command used by Vyyj!~Vyyj@chello087206216080.chello.pl�) <br /> [17:59] <Vyyj> She's. <br /> [17:59] * Vyyj is now known as Nekkoru <br /> [17:59] <LowEndLem> oh <br /> [17:59] <@Fernin> ...eventually, I'll remember that <br /> [18:00] <Nekkoru> Want me to rub my new genitalia on your face? <br /> [18:00] <LowEndLem> I'm good. <br /> [18:00] <@Fernin> I know one other person who went male to female, and I was able to get used to calling her a her pretty quickly... <br /> [18:00] <@Fernin> but it's easier when you see her in person every day <br /> [18:01] <Nekkoru> Han shot first. <br /> [18:01] <LowEndLem> did you keep going/ <br /> [18:01] <Nekkoru> Of course, only irssi bombed down on me. <br /> [18:01] <LowEndLem> we're stopped at the beginning of the second. <br /> [18:01] <Nekkoru> I'm at 3:50 of the second part. <br /> [18:01] <Nekkoru> You didn't have to wait for me. <br /> [18:02] <LowEndLem> we did. <br /> [18:02] <@Fernin> I paused it to let it load all the way <br /> [18:02] <Nekkoru> But thanks. <br /> [18:02] <LowEndLem> I'm starting at 4. <br /> [18:02] <LowEndLem> how the fuck do they not know you need tickets for a bus?! <br /> [18:02] <@Fernin> and once again, we're all at different spots :\ <br /> [18:02] <Nekkoru> I'm lagging a bit - let's catch up at the next part. <br /> [18:02] <LowEndLem> yeah, that works. <br /> [18:02] <LowEndLem> Carlin! <br /> [18:03] <Nekkoru> The old guy? <br /> [18:03] <LowEndLem> yeah <br /> [18:03] <@Fernin> yeah, that's George Carlin <br /> [18:04] <Nekkoru> I like his voice. <br /> [18:04] <Nekkoru> Didn't he voice someone in Fallout 1 or 2? <br /> [18:04] <@Fernin> the man's a legend, always found it weird to see him in Kevin Smith movies <br /> [18:04] <Nekkoru> Oh fuck a nun. <br /> [18:05] <LowEndLem> hahahaha <br /> [18:05] <LowEndLem> this part's always creeped me out <br /> [18:05] <@Fernin> watching Jay try to go down on a nun? <br /> [18:05] <Nekkoru> The book. <br /> [18:05] <@Fernin> yeah, that's understandable <br /> [18:05] <Nekkoru> Yeaaah. <br /> [18:06] <Nekkoru> Great job, cockbite. <br /> [18:06] <@Fernin> thus, the lesson is learned: Never pick up hitchhikers <br /> [18:06] <Nekkoru> Unless they're hot. <br /> [18:06] <Nekkoru> I think I know that car from somewhere. <br /> [18:06] <Nekkoru> And those guys. <br /> [18:06] <LowEndLem> hahaha <br /> [18:06] <LowEndLem> alright, secnod part finish <br /> [18:06] <@Fernin> why the Scooby Doo reference? <br /> [18:07] <LowEndLem> why not? <br /> [18:07] <Nekkoru> Okay, cued up the beginning of the third part. <br /> [18:07] <Nekkoru> Are we at the same spot? <br /> [18:07] <LowEndLem> wait up <br /> [18:07] <@Fernin> paused at the beginning now <br /> [18:07] <LowEndLem> paused and ready <br /> [18:07] <Nekkoru> Okay, go. <br /> [18:08] <Nekkoru> Schwing sound always works. <br /> [18:08] <Nekkoru> That Velma's actually pretty hot. <br /> [18:08] <LowEndLem> scooby's freaking looking in reality <br /> [18:08] <@Fernin> yeah, I think their Velma is hotter than their Daphne <br /> [18:08] <@Fernin> horrible, horrible Shaggy impression, though <br /> [18:08] <LowEndLem> i'd do naughty things to velma <br /> [18:08] <Nekkoru> Mooby's. <br /> [18:09] <LowEndLem> any door that moos at me is evil. <br /> [18:09] <Nekkoru> This restaurant made me glad I'm vegetarian. <br /> [18:09] <LowEndLem> I'll still eat mcdonalds. <br /> [18:09] <@Fernin> ahh, Mooby's... such horrible things will happen here in Clerks II <br /> [18:09] <Nekkoru> Yes. <br /> [18:09] <Nekkoru> Hmm... <br /> [18:10] <@Fernin> ...was this section supposed to be funny somehow? <br /> [18:10] <Nekkoru> Maybe. <br /> [18:10] <LowEndLem> im sure it was at some point, weed does crazy shit <br /> [18:10] <Nekkoru> If I'd get thicker eyebrows and straighter hair, I could look just like Jay... With boobs. <br /> [18:10] <LowEndLem> that's mildly horrifying <br /> [18:10] <@Fernin> ...thanks for sharing? <br /> [18:11] <Nekkoru> You're welcome. <br /> [18:11] <Nekkoru> Bitch, start buffering my movie. <br /> [18:11] <Nekkoru> Synch up again at the next part, please. <br /> [18:11] <@Fernin> heh, that's why we should let them load fully before starting each part <br /> [18:11] <Nekkoru> Finally. <br /> [18:12] <LowEndLem> so, i love the van scene. <br /> [18:12] <@Fernin> interesting that he had such a... visible reaction to Justice showing up, but just stood there staring at the van scene <br /> [18:13] <Nekkoru> Yeah. <br /> [18:13] <LowEndLem> no, he filled the cup <br /> [18:13] <Nekkoru> Eww. <br /> [18:13] <LowEndLem> I'd like to know why kevin smith's wife is in the movie <br /> [18:15] <@Fernin> I almost want to say something about Sean William Scott's role in here... but he never exactly made himself out to be a comedy star, so this isn't much worse for him <br /> [18:15] <Nekkoru> Nothing like one chord per minute. <br /> [18:15] <LowEndLem> well, it could be worse. <br /> [18:15] <LowEndLem> people could still be fucking his mom. <br /> [18:15] <Nekkoru> I'm pretty sure Jay is already on that <br /> [18:16] <@Fernin> I'm pretty sure Jay would fuck anything with tits <br /> [18:16] <LowEndLem> jay's on everything. <br /> [18:16] <LowEndLem> okay, part 3 done. <br /> [18:16] <Nekkoru> Jay would fuck anythin that moves <br /> [18:16] <@Fernin> part 4 is loading now <br /> [18:16] <Nekkoru> Yeah, I'll think I'll buffer ahead, too <br /> [18:17] <Nekkoru> Even tho I have a ten megabit pipe. <br /> [18:17] <LowEndLem> how far ahead are we buffing? <br /> [18:17] <@Fernin> about halfway? <br /> [18:17] <Nekkoru> Yeah, sounds about right <br /> [18:17] <LowEndLem> Alright, just say when <br /> [18:20] <Nekkoru> Okay, halfway done. What about you? <br /> [18:20] <@Fernin> yep, I'm past halfway <br /> [18:20] <LowEndLem> I'm good, you fer? <br /> [18:20] <Nekkoru> Let's start now. <br /> [18:20] <LowEndLem> k <br /> [18:20] <@Fernin> starting now <br /> [18:20] <LowEndLem> started. <br /> [18:21] <Nekkoru> Fat that fuck fuck? <br /> [18:21] <LowEndLem> fuck the fat fuck <br /> [18:21] <Nekkoru> Fuck the fuck fat? <br /> [18:21] <LowEndLem> Yes. <br /> [18:21] <Nekkoru> Fuck fat fuck that? <br /> [18:21] <LowEndLem> sure. <br /> [18:22] <@Fernin> two devils, how clever -_- <br /> [18:22] <LowEndLem> i like the angel abusing him <br /> [18:23] <@Fernin> heh, yeah <br /> [18:23] <Nekkoru> Put the dick down. <br /> [18:23] <Nekkoru> Put it down. <br /> [18:23] <Nekkoru> Slowly. <br /> [18:23] <LowEndLem> into her. <br /> [18:23] <Nekkoru> Yes. <br /> [18:23] <LowEndLem> oh, rape jokes, how silly <br /> [18:23] <@Fernin> "or until she's sleeping", interesting advice from the angel <br /> [18:23] <LowEndLem> it's jay. <br /> [18:23] <Nekkoru> This is why I think Jersey Girl is better than this. <br /> [18:23] <@Fernin> I've never seen it myself <br /> [18:24] <Nekkoru> Fat you fucky. <br /> [18:24] <LowEndLem> i've seen bits, it's not specia;l <br /> [18:24] <Nekkoru> It's not the same, oh, how emotional. <br /> [18:25] <LowEndLem> I wish i had that kinda time. <br /> [18:25] <@Fernin> to just hang out in front of a store, doing nothing? <br /> [18:25] <LowEndLem> yeah <br /> [18:25] <LowEndLem> hang out, get high, poorly hit on women <br /> [18:25] <Nekkoru> They are working men. <br /> [18:25] <@Fernin> true, they sell their weed from that storefront <br /> [18:25] <LowEndLem> yeah, that's hard. <br /> [18:26] <Nekkoru> Hey - have you ever tried trafficking weed? <br /> [18:26] <Nekkoru> It requires SO MUCH SELF CONTROL. <br /> [18:26] <LowEndLem> i've trafficked pills <br /> [18:26] <LowEndLem> ....that might be the worst pickup line, ever. <br /> [18:26] <Nekkoru> Yes. <br /> [18:26] <LowEndLem> oh look, he's fucking glass. <br /> [18:26] <@Fernin> classic, humping the window <br /> [18:26] <@Fernin> classy* <br /> [18:27] <Nekkoru> Smoooth. <br /> [18:27] <LowEndLem> most people, celebrating the fact they can get laid, would not dry hump their best friend. <br /> [18:27] <@Fernin> snoogins, snootchie bootchie... does anything he says have meaning? <br /> [18:28] <LowEndLem> He may have once said "bitches" <br /> [18:28] <LowEndLem> that could have meant something./ <br /> [18:28] <Nekkoru> And he raps about smoking weed. <br /> [18:28] <@Fernin> sudden moral message in the middle of a lot of nonsense <br /> [18:28] <Nekkoru> They don't. <br /> [18:28] <Nekkoru> Boo-boo-kittyfuck. Yes. <br /> [18:28] <LowEndLem> "boobookittyfuck..." <br /> [18:28] <LowEndLem> Jesus christ. <br /> [18:29] <LowEndLem> I gotta try that <br /> [18:29] <Nekkoru> Part five in five seconds <br /> [18:29] <Nekkoru> Okay, cued up. <br /> [18:29] <LowEndLem> i'm not <br /> [18:29] <LowEndLem> my part 4 juest ended <br /> [18:29] <Nekkoru> Buffering again? <br /> [18:29] <@Fernin> heh, fine time to have it cut off, right in the middle of the clit speech <br /> [18:29] <LowEndLem> would you like him to have kept going? really? <br /> [18:29] <Nekkoru> He is the master of the CLIT. <br /> [18:29] <@Fernin> buffering part 5 <br /> [18:30] <LowEndLem> just say when <br /> [18:30] <Nekkoru> Why are we watching this again? Shit, we're doing Where The Buffalo Roam next. <br /> [18:30] <LowEndLem> The fucks' thaT? <br /> [18:30] <@Fernin> hm, never even heard of that one, but that's a good thing <br /> [18:30] <Nekkoru> A movie about Hunter S. Thompson. <br /> [18:30] <@Fernin> we should stick to ones we haven't seen a lot <br /> [18:30] <LowEndLem> yeah <br /> [18:31] <Nekkoru> It has sick concepts, no plot and Thompson with an IV drip of Wild Turkey. <br /> [18:31] <Nekkoru> I've been meaning to watch this for a long, long time <br /> [18:31] <@Fernin> should we stick to comedy movies, or go with any genre? <br /> [18:31] <Nekkoru> You know, this could work. <br /> [18:32] <LowEndLem> ? <br /> [18:32] <Nekkoru> A movie evening every friday <br /> [18:32] <LowEndLem> that would be cool <br /> [18:32] <Nekkoru> Basically anything we can enjoy <br /> [18:32] <Nekkoru> Okay, I'm past halfway. You guys? <br /> [18:32] <LowEndLem> yep <br /> [18:32] <@Fernin> yep <br /> [18:32] <Nekkoru> Fern? <br /> [18:32] <Nekkoru> Okay, let's go... NOW! <br /> [18:33] <@Fernin> ...get off my kool aid? <br /> [18:33] <LowEndLem> a blowjob for good luck <br /> [18:33] <Nekkoru> Smooth moves, Jay. <br /> [18:34] <Nekkoru> Smooth moves, Silent Bob. <br /> [18:34] <LowEndLem> smooth moves all around <br /> [18:34] <Nekkoru> So, do we watch another movie after this? <br /> [18:34] <@Fernin> Bob with the utility belt, nice <br /> [18:34] <LowEndLem> eh, one anight, i think <br /> [18:34] <Nekkoru> Okay, what are these catsuits for? <br /> [18:34] <LowEndLem> ....i want to have sex with all those women. <br /> [18:34] <LowEndLem> right now. <br /> [18:35] <Nekkoru> All that latex... It is SO FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE. <br /> [18:35] <Nekkoru> Trust me on this one. <br /> [18:35] <LowEndLem> I think i will instead of forcing myself into latex. <br /> [18:35] <LowEndLem> did she just stroke a box? <br /> [18:35] <Nekkoru> Also, high heels? Seriously? What for? <br /> [18:35] <@Fernin> she did, yes <br /> [18:36] <LowEndLem> fuck it, I'm just gonna watch this high next time, see if it's any from of enjoyable. <br /> [18:36] <Nekkoru> Spare a toke? <br /> [18:36] <LowEndLem> aren't you in poland? <br /> [18:36] <LowEndLem> or something <br /> [18:36] <LowEndLem> finalnd? <br /> [18:36] <Nekkoru> Poland. <br /> [18:36] <LowEndLem> k <br /> [18:37] <LowEndLem> i can't ship a toke to you, you know hat. <br /> [18:37] <@Fernin> I'm a little surprised there's no actual nudity in this movie, with all the gratuitous sexy shots of the girls <br /> [18:37] <LowEndLem> a single thing of diamonds. <br /> [18:37] <LowEndLem> yeah, that's how it always is. <br /> [18:37] <Nekkoru> I meant to say that. <br /> [18:37] <LowEndLem> I mean, when I went to the bank today, i had to jump over lasers to put money on my debit card, and it was all on this pedastal... <br /> [18:38] <@Fernin> good old Hollywood effects, hairspray would trigger those sensors, not reveal them permanently <br /> [18:38] <Nekkoru> Anyways, you can fit like six tokefuls in a plastic bag. Wrap that shit around in bubble wrap and get it in a nice box and sent it to me, care of one "Anna Olejniczak" <br /> [18:38] <LowEndLem> how the fuck would it track noie while movie? <br /> [18:39] <LowEndLem> 8movie <br /> [18:39] <LowEndLem> *moving <br /> [18:39] <@Fernin> and isn't that a ridiculously excessive amount of lasers? <br /> [18:39] <Nekkoru> What. <br /> [18:39] <LowEndLem> Haha, farjoke <br /> [18:39] <Nekkoru> Fart jokes. <br /> [18:39] <LowEndLem> *fartjoke <br /> [18:39] <LowEndLem> someone's gonna cut their hand when they open tat. <br /> [18:39] <Nekkoru> Oho, new ride? <br /> [18:40] <LowEndLem> well, hot girls always have to ride in a convertable. <br /> [18:40] <LowEndLem> it's a movie law. <br /> [18:40] <@Fernin> they're already stealing diamonds, why not steal a sweet car while they're at it? <br /> [18:40] <Nekkoru> Ace motherfucking Ventura. <br /> [18:40] <Nekkoru> Boom town! <br /> [18:40] <LowEndLem> really? it flipped? <br /> [18:40] <@Fernin> ...the hell caused the van to flip? <br /> [18:40] <LowEndLem> I call bullshit. <br /> [18:41] <Nekkoru> Wind. <br /> [18:41] <Nekkoru> It was wind. <br /> [18:41] <LowEndLem> Did the bitching hydrualics explode? <br /> [18:41] <Nekkoru> For sure. <br /> [18:41] <LowEndLem> also, who names their kid justice? <br /> [18:41] <LowEndLem> 5 done. <br /> [18:41] <Nekkoru> Cured up fart six. <br /> [18:41] <Nekkoru> *part six. <br /> [18:41] <LowEndLem> part six loading <br /> [18:42] <@Fernin> heh, we can see what's on Nekko's mind after that scene <br /> [18:42] <LowEndLem> we need better movies, damnit. <br /> [18:42] <Nekkoru> In the meantime, let's see what these fucks under my window are screaming about <br /> [18:44] <Nekkoru> Okay, halfway buffered, you? <br /> [18:45] <LowEndLem> all i got's a is a bottle of vodka, and yes. <br /> [18:45] <@Fernin> yep <br /> [18:45] <Nekkoru> Then let's-a go! <br /> [18:45] <LowEndLem> oh god, will ferrel. <br /> [18:45] <LowEndLem> I'm not sure if it got better or worse. <br /> [18:45] <Nekkoru> Indiana Jones? <br /> [18:46] <@Fernin> Will Ferrel, playing the overly loud dumb guy, yet again <br /> [18:46] <@Fernin> and there's that 4th wall breaking again <br /> [18:46] <LowEndLem> Hey, the fourth wall got dented. <br /> [18:46] <Nekkoru> The fourth wall isn't going to hold much longer! <br /> [18:46] <LowEndLem> and they're utter iditos. <br /> [18:46] <@Fernin> when did the girls get the time to edit that video? <br /> [18:47] <LowEndLem> the same time they got time to....fuck it, i don't have a metaphor. <br /> [18:47] <Nekkoru> Maybe they didn't. <br /> [18:47] <LowEndLem> What, the rest was blank <br /> [18:47] <LowEndLem> ? <br /> [18:47] <Nekkoru> Yeah. <br /> [18:47] <@Fernin> I can see why Bob would get along better with the monkey... <br /> [18:47] <LowEndLem> Oh god, a cutaway. <br /> [18:48] <Nekkoru> Randall! No! Dante! No! <br /> [18:48] <LowEndLem> oh look, a refernce to the first movie! <br /> [18:48] <@Fernin> so, how many more movie parodies will we see? <br /> [18:48] <Nekkoru> Many, many, more. <br /> [18:48] <@Fernin> Scooby Doo, Planet of the Apes... what more can they destroy? <br /> [18:48] <LowEndLem> ha, he tripped. <br /> [18:48] <LowEndLem> It's funny. <br /> [18:48] <Nekkoru> Bestiality. <br /> [18:49] <@Fernin> oh, Jon Stewart, why? <br /> [18:49] <LowEndLem> i'm not sure if his spot in this is worse than death to smoochy <br /> [18:49] <@Fernin> ...I can only wonder how many takes it took to get him to say all that with a straight face <br /> [18:50] <LowEndLem> how'd silent bob get mentioneD? he wasn't even in it <br /> [18:50] <Nekkoru> He was right by Jay. <br /> [18:50] <@Fernin> ha ha ha, clit jokes, how high class -_- <br /> [18:51] <LowEndLem> what did you expect from kevin smith? <br /> [18:51] <LowEndLem> i mean, yeah, some good movies....but all based on cocks. <br /> [18:51] <Nekkoru> Intelligent humor like in Clerks? <br /> [18:51] <LowEndLem> also, boobies <br /> [18:51] <Nekkoru> Yes. Boobies. <br /> [18:51] <LowEndLem> why'd he let himself in? <br /> [18:51] <LowEndLem> worst pizza man ever <br /> [18:51] <LowEndLem> now i'm hungry <br /> [18:52] <@Fernin> ...people from Utah have a heavy Southern accent? <br /> [18:52] <LowEndLem> oh, judd nelson.... <br /> [18:52] <LowEndLem> Why?! <br /> [18:52] <Nekkoru> Yes they have. <br /> [18:52] <Nekkoru> An accent. <br /> [18:53] <LowEndLem> is it from the deep south? <br /> [18:53] <LowEndLem> or is it just...fuck it, i'm out of metaphors. <br /> [18:53] <LowEndLem> I have nothing. <br /> [18:53] <@Fernin> hm, I should've started up a "fuck" counter at the start of this <br /> [18:53] <LowEndLem> my part's over. <br /> [18:53] <Nekkoru> Part seven. <br /> [18:54] <@Fernin> I'm now curious how many times that word gets used in this movie <br /> [18:54] <LowEndLem> why are we doing this again? <br /> [18:54] <LowEndLem> you can check wikipedia <br /> [18:54] <@Fernin> you're the one who signed up for it, Lem <br /> [18:54] <@Fernin> could've turned it down like Mog did <br /> [18:54] <LowEndLem> Yeah, i know <br /> [18:55] <Nekkoru> Man, but this movie is way more enjoyable with other people. <br /> [18:55] <Nekkoru> But I guess that would be the case with most movies <br /> [18:55] <@Fernin> or when you're stoned off your ass, I'm told <br /> [18:56] <LowEndLem> Well, yeah. that's a given <br /> [18:56] <LowEndLem> i wanna watch MST3K high. <br /> [18:56] <Nekkoru> I never stone my ass off <br /> [18:56] <Nekkoru> I am, however, completely off my tits right now on the account of the extensive amounts of snuff consumed by me earlier. <br /> [18:56] <Nekkoru> Halfway done. You people? <br /> [18:56] <@Fernin> yep <br /> [18:57] <LowEndLem> yeah <br /> [18:57] <Nekkoru> OK, go. <br /> [18:57] <LowEndLem> Yeah, not a whole lot of convincing needs to be done to make people belive jay's gay <br /> [18:58] <Nekkoru> Yeah. <br /> [18:58] <LowEndLem> I would like to state for the record, that i hate. <br /> [18:58] <Nekkoru> You hate what? <br /> [18:58] <@Fernin> stupidity? <br /> [18:59] <LowEndLem> at this point, just hate. <br /> [18:59] <LowEndLem> dude, these guys have horrid aim. <br /> [18:59] <Nekkoru> Especially with Silent Bob. <br /> [18:59] <@Fernin> point blank, and he still misses <br /> [18:59] <LowEndLem> HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MISS"?! <br /> [19:00] <Nekkoru> Jesus fuck, he couldn't hit his ass with a shotgun? <br /> [19:00] <LowEndLem> That's nigh impossible. <br /> [19:00] <@Fernin> nice pointless emotional moment that the movie could've done without <br /> [19:00] <Nekkoru> What the fuck is wrong with that Marshal? <br /> [19:00] <@Fernin> The Fugitive, anyone? <br /> [19:00] <LowEndLem> he's played by will ferrell and his life is pointless? <br /> [19:01] <@Fernin> that's one hell of a strong ape <br /> [19:01] <LowEndLem> they're not good, you footstool, they're just stoned. <br /> [19:02] <Nekkoru> What the fuck. <br /> [19:02] <LowEndLem> why isn't that ape's arms ripped off? <br /> [19:02] <Nekkoru> WHAT <br /> [19:02] <Nekkoru> Oh shit. <br /> [19:02] <LowEndLem> ? <br /> [19:03] <LowEndLem> Ahhh, silent bob. The only good line in this movie <br /> [19:03] <Nekkoru> Yes. <br /> [19:03] <@Fernin> "say it, don't spray it" is probably the weakest comeback Jay has <br /> [19:04] <LowEndLem> jay's also an idiot. <br /> [19:04] <Nekkoru> Yeah, but he does have his moments. <br /> [19:05] <LowEndLem> oh look, dealers have unions <br /> [19:05] <@Fernin> drug dealing unions, how nice <br /> [19:05] <Nekkoru> Part eight. <br /> [19:06] <LowEndLem> my god. <br /> [19:07] <Nekkoru> We're almost done... Have faith! Do not give up! <br /> [19:08] <LowEndLem> blaaaah <br /> [19:11] <LowEndLem> doesn't make it any less painful <br /> [19:11] <LowEndLem> we good? <br /> [19:11] <Nekkoru> We good. <br /> [19:11] <LowEndLem> go? <br /> [19:11] <@Fernin> go <br /> [19:11] <Nekkoru> Go! <br /> [19:12] <LowEndLem> went! <br /> [19:12] <LowEndLem> alliteration makes things seem more important. <br /> [19:12] <@Fernin> what blood and violence? <br /> [19:13] <Nekkoru> Hmmm... <br /> [19:13] <Nekkoru> Is she going to notice them? <br /> [19:13] <LowEndLem> really. explitave deleted. <br /> [19:13] <@Fernin> hey, she did they quote unquote thing correctly, Jeebus would be happy <br /> [19:13] <LowEndLem> jeebus is never happy. <br /> [19:13] <Nekkoru> Quote unquote thing? <br /> [19:14] <LowEndLem> she said quote at the beginning, and unquote at the end <br /> [19:14] <Nekkoru> Oh. <br /> [19:14] <LowEndLem> how the fuck did he run into that chicken? <br /> [19:14] <Nekkoru> Classic Wile E. Coyote moment. <br /> [19:14] <LowEndLem> haha, affleck joke. <br /> [19:15] <@Fernin> more gay jokes, though I doubt it's the last we'll see <br /> [19:15] <LowEndLem> of course not. <br /> [19:15] <LowEndLem> why does he keep saying Bong. <br /> [19:15] <LowEndLem> it's not funny. <br /> [19:15] <@Fernin> it's his catchphrase <br /> [19:16] <LowEndLem> We're not nearly high enough to enjoy this. <br /> [19:16] <Nekkoru> We have a saying here in Poland... <br /> [19:16] <Nekkoru> "The hungry one thinks of bread" <br /> [19:16] <Nekkoru> Thus, Jay wants his bong. <br /> [19:17] <Nekkoru> 4th wall... <br /> [19:17] <LowEndLem> oooops, there goes the fourth wall again <br /> [19:17] <Nekkoru> BROKEN! <br /> [19:17] <@Fernin> hm, what did Matt Damon and Ben Affleck do to deserve this kind of payback? <br /> [19:18] <Nekkoru> They play Jay and Silent Bob. <br /> [19:18] <LowEndLem> no, J and SB think they do. <br /> [19:18] <Nekkoru> I mean, Bluntman and Chronic. <br /> [19:18] <Nekkoru> Who are Jay and Silent Bob. <br /> [19:18] <LowEndLem> oh, fuck this movie. <br /> [19:19] <LowEndLem> Nothing makes sense anymore. <br /> [19:19] <Nekkoru> Yes. Just watch the hilarious hijinks. <br /> [19:19] <LowEndLem> where the fuck did he get a shotgun. <br /> [19:19] <@Fernin> I never saw Good Will Hunting, was Ben Affleck even in it? <br /> [19:20] <LowEndLem> yeah, somewhat. <br /> [19:20] <LowEndLem> I think? <br /> [19:20] <Nekkoru> Applesauce, bitch? Seriously? <br /> [19:20] <Nekkoru> Part nine. <br /> [19:20] <LowEndLem> yep. <br /> [19:20] <@Fernin> hm, right, they're on a movie studio now, they can parody tons of movies <br /> [19:20] <LowEndLem> how many parts does this have? <br /> [19:21] <@Fernin> 11, I think <br /> [19:21] <Nekkoru> Twelve. <br /> [19:21] <@Fernin> ah, ok <br /> [19:21] <LowEndLem> thank god, we're almost done. <br /> [19:21] <Nekkoru> Hi, I'm Crow T. Robot and I'm here to tell you that Mike Nelson is innocent. <br /> [19:21] <Nekkoru> Mike Nelson is 200% fucking not guilty. <br /> [19:21] <LowEndLem> Mike broke the hubble, mike broke the hubble! <br /> [19:22] <Nekkoru> And if you shits don't fucking find him innocent, you can just fucking kiss my fat fucking ass. <br /> [19:22] <Nekkoru> And that fucking goes for your bullshit court system too. <br /> [19:22] <LowEndLem> hehehe. <br /> [19:23] <Nekkoru> So, what have we learned from this movie? <br /> [19:23] <Nekkoru> Next time let's just shoot ourselves in the ankles and watch Pick of Destiny. <br /> [19:24] <LowEndLem> I've learned it takes me less than an hour to wish for death. <br /> [19:24] <@Fernin> I like that, aside from the shooting ourselves part <br /> [19:24] <LowEndLem> Well, i enjoyed PoD <br /> [19:24] <LowEndLem> somewhat. <br /> [19:24] <LowEndLem> I was sleepdeprived, so everything was funny <br /> [19:25] <LowEndLem> Well, i've over hald <br /> [19:25] <LowEndLem> half <br /> [19:25] <LowEndLem> you guys? <br /> [19:25] <@Fernin> as am I <br /> [19:25] <Nekkoru> Let's do this. <br /> [19:25] <Nekkoru> Go! <br /> [19:25] <LowEndLem> Yay, scream parody! <br /> [19:26] <@Fernin> ...is that actually Wes Craven? <br /> [19:26] <LowEndLem> i hope to god not. <br /> [19:26] <LowEndLem> I spy...ET <br /> [19:26] <@Fernin> hm, a red bike, I wonder what they'll parody next <br /> [19:26] <Nekkoru> Yes. <br /> [19:26] <LowEndLem> and daredevil. <br /> [19:26] <Nekkoru> That was Wes Craven. <br /> [19:26] <LowEndLem> and there's bond. <br /> [19:27] <Nekkoru> I would watch Moonraper. <br /> [19:27] <@Fernin> made it through without a scratch, yay Hollywood <br /> [19:27] <LowEndLem> everyone would. <br /> [19:27] <LowEndLem> worst silent bob ever. <br /> [19:27] <LowEndLem> jason biggs....well you haven't fallen far, but you fell. <br /> [19:28] <LowEndLem> ....what the fuck is he doing? <br /> [19:28] <@Fernin> ...seriously, you can't tell? <br /> [19:28] <Nekkoru> I'm getting tired. So fucking tired. <br /> [19:28] <LowEndLem> yeS? <br /> [19:29] <@Fernin> he was miming sex <br /> [19:29] <LowEndLem> I know of what he's doing, but he looks like a fuck doing it. <br /> [19:29] <LowEndLem> I know that. <br /> [19:30] <@Fernin> even more gay jokes, what a surprise -_- <br /> [19:30] <Nekkoru> I refuse to believe. <br /> [19:30] <LowEndLem> wow, even i love gay jokes, and that's excessive. <br /> [19:31] <LowEndLem> really. the monkey got the gun <br /> [19:31] <Nekkoru> Fuck yeah! <br /> [19:31] <Nekkoru> A monkey! <br /> [19:31] <Nekkoru> With a gun! <br /> [19:31] <@Fernin> with everything else that has happened, I'm not too surprised <br /> [19:32] <LowEndLem> jamie kennedy! <br /> [19:32] <Nekkoru> And an angry black man. <br /> [19:32] <LowEndLem> Played by Chris Rock, how approriate. <br /> [19:32] <@Fernin> the character Chris Rock is playing would probably bitch slap you for shouting that without mentioning him <br /> [19:33] <Nekkoru> Didn't they rip on Chris Rock in the animated series? <br /> [19:33] <LowEndLem> they rip on everything. <br /> [19:33] <Nekkoru> I meant, like excessively. <br /> [19:33] <LowEndLem> Oh. I dunno, <br /> [19:33] <LowEndLem> i only saw a few episodes. <br /> [19:33] <LowEndLem> a while ago. <br /> [19:34] <Nekkoru> The first three episodes, at the end, Jay and Sa'Bob used to beat him up at the end of every episode <br /> [19:34] <LowEndLem> end <br /> [19:34] <Nekkoru> Yeah <br /> [19:34] <Nekkoru> Or was that someone else? <br /> [19:34] <Nekkoru> I dunno. <br /> [19:34] <@Fernin> no, that was Charles Barkley, or however you spell his last name <br /> [19:34] <Nekkoru> They only made six episodes of that. <br /> [19:34] <Nekkoru> Who's him? <br /> [19:35] <@Fernin> a basketball player, no clue which team <br /> [19:35] <LowEndLem> basketball player <br /> [19:36] <Nekkoru> Oh, okay. <br /> [19:37] <LowEndLem> Will this go in thew quotes thread, or a new thread for movie raping? <br /> [19:37] <Nekkoru> I say new thread <br /> [19:37] <@Fernin> I'll make a new thread in Movies for it <br /> [19:38] <Nekkoru> If we want to make it a regular thing, of course <br /> [19:38] <Nekkoru> Halfway. We good? <br /> [19:38] <LowEndLem> we good <br /> [19:38] <@Fernin> yup <br /> [19:38] <Nekkoru> Go. <br /> [19:39] <Nekkoru> Let's finish this craphole as fast as we can. <br /> [19:39] <LowEndLem> two more parts, man <br /> [19:39] <LowEndLem> haha, they don't know what they're doing. <br /> [19:39] <Nekkoru> OH FUCK <br /> [19:39] <LowEndLem> ? <br /> [19:39] <Nekkoru> IT'S LUKE SKYWALKER <br /> [19:39] <LowEndLem> Hahaha <br /> [19:39] <@Fernin> Hemp Knight? <br /> [19:39] <Nekkoru> MOTHERFUCKING MARK HAMILL. <br /> [19:40] <LowEndLem> probably like batman's the dark knight <br /> [19:40] <Nekkoru> Cock-knocker. <br /> [19:40] <@Fernin> heh, you can almost hear his Joker voice coming out when he laughs <br /> [19:40] <LowEndLem> bluntsaber <br /> [19:40] <@Fernin> blunt bong saber, apparently <br /> [19:40] <Nekkoru> Yes. <br /> [19:40] <LowEndLem> gets you twice as fucked up <br /> [19:41] <LowEndLem> god, i hate jay. <br /> [19:41] <Nekkoru> Darth Balls. <br /> [19:41] <@Fernin> stunt double, much? <br /> [19:41] <LowEndLem> Ha, he took a hit. <br /> [19:42] <@Fernin> that was just a badly done flip over that rail <br /> [19:42] <Nekkoru> Bong saber. Yes. <br /> [19:42] <LowEndLem> how the fuck'd he get on set? <br /> [19:42] <LowEndLem> and he ended the shit out of mooby. <br /> [19:42] <@Fernin> ...shotguns do not work that way <br /> [19:43] <LowEndLem> You're questioning a shotgun while we're watching a bong saber fight. <br /> [19:43] <@Fernin> ...hah, point <br /> [19:43] <Nekkoru> Haha, cut! <br /> [19:43] <LowEndLem> hurhurhur <br /> [19:43] <Nekkoru> THAT WAS SO HILARIOUS! <br /> [19:43] <@Fernin> apparently, he got rid of his shotgun <br /> [19:43] <LowEndLem> what, did he lose it/ <br /> [19:44] <LowEndLem> and back to clit jokes. <br /> [19:45] <@Fernin> and more people who can't aim <br /> [19:45] <Nekkoru> And the women fight and the whole situation's defused by the little angry blakc man. <br /> [19:45] <Nekkoru> And we have a whole lot of flips. <br /> [19:45] <Nekkoru> And silenced guns with no silencers. <br /> [19:45] <@Fernin> and lots of sentences beginning with And <br /> [19:45] <LowEndLem> well, that's how they work, don't cha know? <br /> [19:46] <@Fernin> wooden tables can stop bullets, don't cha know? <br /> [19:47] <LowEndLem> okay, that hell's done. <br /> [19:47] <LowEndLem> 2 more. <br /> [19:47] <Nekkoru> Part eleven. <br /> [19:47] <Nekkoru> Have mercy. <br /> [19:50] <Nekkoru> We good for part eleven? <br /> [19:51] <LowEndLem> im good <br /> [19:51] <LowEndLem> fer? <br /> [19:51] <@Fernin> we are <br /> [19:51] <Nekkoru> Go. <br /> [19:51] <@Fernin> and Bob talks again <br /> [19:52] <LowEndLem> hey look, silent bob is doing EXACTLY WHAT HE DOES IN EVERY FUCKING MOVIE <br /> [19:52] <@Fernin> "hur hur, Jay's so dumb, he thinks half is bigger than two thirds, that's so funny" <br /> [19:52] <LowEndLem> how the fuck did she not block that kick? <br /> [19:52] <Nekkoru> Yes. <br /> [19:53] <@Fernin> oh, he got tranq'd by the monkey, I thought he shot himself in the foot <br /> [19:53] <LowEndLem> i had hoped. <br /> [19:53] <LowEndLem> wow, that tranq wore off fast. <br /> [19:53] <LowEndLem> and that's not ironic in the least. <br /> [19:53] <@Fernin> indeed not <br /> [19:54] <Nekkoru> Retirony. <br /> [19:54] <LowEndLem> i think it ends at 11. <br /> [19:54] <Nekkoru> No, there's something in 12, too, I think... <br /> [19:55] <LowEndLem> i hope not. <br /> [19:55] <Nekkoru> Bestiality. <br /> [19:55] <@Fernin> again <br /> [19:55] <LowEndLem> and gay jokes. <br /> [19:55] <@Fernin> aga... no, not again, still <br /> [19:56] <Nekkoru> The forum should give us an award or something <br /> [19:56] <LowEndLem> yes, like bitches, or something. <br /> [19:56] <Nekkoru> We sat through this. <br /> [19:56] <LowEndLem> I actually enjoy this song. <br /> [19:56] <@Fernin> shame we can't hear it over Jay <br /> [19:56] <LowEndLem> well, you can somewhat. <br /> [19:57] <LowEndLem> how are they not being arrested? <br /> [19:57] <@Fernin> a good question, that <br /> [19:57] <LowEndLem> I mean dude, THAT'S A PRIEST! <br /> [19:57] <Nekkoru> Simple. <br /> [19:57] <Nekkoru> Everyone hates priests. <br /> [19:57] <LowEndLem> Oh. <br /> [19:57] <Nekkoru> See, they're doing a public service. <br /> [19:58] <LowEndLem> oh look, comic nerds. <br /> [19:58] <@Fernin> who are these people supposed to be parodying? <br /> [19:58] <Nekkoru> References to old Smith Moives <br /> [19:58] <LowEndLem> he just parodied himself. <br /> [19:58] <Nekkoru> These two ladies and those two are from Chasing Amy <br /> [19:59] <LowEndLem> please....can we end it at this part <br /> [19:59] <LowEndLem> I don't wanna hear anymore. <br /> [19:59] <LowEndLem> I can't do this. <br /> [19:59] <@Fernin> ...greatest band in the world, my ass <br /> [19:59] <Nekkoru> Well, here are the credits. <br /> [19:59] <LowEndLem> or are we doing the credit <br /> [19:59] <LowEndLem> a <br /> [19:59] <LowEndLem> s <br /> [20:00] <Nekkoru> We can't. They removed the last part. <br /> [20:00] <@Fernin> they didn't upload the credits, apparently, and there's nothing to em anyway <br /> [20:00] <LowEndLem> thank you....oh god, thank you</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K&diff=7096 MSLT3K 2009-08-15T23:46:59Z

<p>Nekkoru: </p> <hr /> <div>'''MSLT3K''', or '''Mystery SydLexia Theather 3000''' is a pet project of [[Nekkoru]], [[Fernin]], [[LowEndLem]] and a few other people from the IRC channel. Basically, we find a movie on Youtube, we watch it and provide insightful commentary during the course of the movie, just like in MST3K.<br /> <br /> ==Teh Peoples==<br /> This list will almost certainly change.<br /> <br /> *[[Nekkoru]]<br /> *[[Fernin]]<br /> *[[LowEndLem]]<br /> *[[Anorexorcist]]<br /> <br /> ==Movies watched==<br /> <ol><br /> <li>[[MSLT3K/1|Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and LowEndLem</li><br /> <li>[[MSLT3K/2|Where The Buffalo Roam]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and Anorexorcist</li><br /> </ol></div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K&diff=7095 MSLT3K 2009-08-15T23:46:36Z

<p>Nekkoru: </p> <hr /> <div>'''MSLT3K''', or '''Mystery SydLexia Theather 3000''' is a pet project of [[Nekkoru]], [[Fernin]], [[LowEndLem]] and a few other people from the IRC channel. Basically, we find a movie on Youtube, we watch it and provide insightful commentary during the course of the movie, just like in MST3K.<br /> <br /> ==Teh Peoples==<br /> This list will almost certainly change.<br /> <br /> *[[Nekkoru]]<br /> *[[Fernin]]<br /> *[[LowEndLem]]<br /> *[[Anorexorcist]]<br /> <br /> ==Movies watched==<br /> <ol><br /> <li>[[MSLT3K/1|Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and LowEndLem</li><br /> <li>2. [[MSLT3K/2|Where The Buffalo Roam]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and Anorexorcist</li><br /> </ol></div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K&diff=7094 MSLT3K 2009-08-15T23:44:22Z

<p>Nekkoru: New page: '''MSLT3K''', or '''Mystery SydLexia Theather 3000''' is a pet project of Nekkoru, Fernin, LowEndLem and a few other people from the IRC channel. Basically, we find a movie on ...</p> <hr /> <div>'''MSLT3K''', or '''Mystery SydLexia Theather 3000''' is a pet project of [[Nekkoru]], [[Fernin]], [[LowEndLem]] and a few other people from the IRC channel. Basically, we find a movie on Youtube, we watch it and provide insightful commentary during the course of the movie, just like in MST3K.<br /> <br /> ==Teh Peoples==<br /> This list will almost certainly change.<br /> <br /> *[[Nekkoru]]<br /> *[[Fernin]]<br /> *[[LowEndLem]]<br /> *[[Anorexorcist]]<br /> <br /> ==Movies watched==<br /> 1. [[MSLT3K/1|Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and LowEndLem<br /> 2. [[MSLT3K/2|Where The Buffalo Roam]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and Anorexorcist</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Forumer_Gallery&diff=7093 Forumer Gallery 2009-08-15T18:47:41Z

<p>Nekkoru: </p> <hr /> <div>A picture gallery of [[:Category:Forum Members|SydLexia.com forum members]].<br /> == [[Aika]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Aika_post.jpg<br /> Image:Aika_1.jpg<br /> Image:Aika_2.jpg<br /> Image:Aika003.jpg<br /> Image:Aika004.jpg<br /> Image:F02-aika.jpg<br /> Image:F03-aika.jpg<br /> Image:F04-aika.jpg<br /> Image:F05-aika.jpg<br /> Image:F06-aika.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Andrew Man]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Andrew_Man_1.jpg<br /> Image:Andrew_Man_2.jpg<br /> Image:Andrew_Man_3.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[anorexorcist]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Anorexorcist.jpg|(On the right.)<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Ash Burton]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Ash_1.jpg|(On the very right.)<br /> Image:Ash_2.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Asmodeous667]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Asmodeous667.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Blackout]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Blackout.jpg<br /> Image:F07-blackout.jpg<br /> Image:Blackout_2.jpg<br /> Image:Blackout_3.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Black Zarak]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:BlackZarak.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Burt Reynolds]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Burt_Reynolds.jpg<br /> Image:F08-Burt Reynolds.jpg<br /> Image:F09-Burt Reynolds.jpg<br /> Image:F10-Burt Reynolds.jpg<br /> Image:F11-Burt Reynolds.jpg<br /> Image:Burt_Reynolds_2.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Cameron]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Cam-win4.JPG<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Cattivo]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Cattivo.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Char Aznable]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:CharJihad.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Chrisby]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Chrisby.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Chunx]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Chunx.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Crookshow]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Crookshow_1.jpg<br /> Image:Crookshow_2.jpg<br /> Image:F13-crookshow.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Douche McCallister]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Douche_McCallister.jpg<br /> Image:Douche_Val.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Drewbocop]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:F14-drewbocop.jpg<br /> Image:F15-drewbocop.jpg<br /> Image:F16-drewbocop.jpg<br /> Image:F17-drewbocop.jpg<br /> Image:Drewbocop_1.jpg<br /> Image:Drewbocop_2.jpg<br /> Image:Drewbocop_3.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Enshinkarateman]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:F01-enshinkarateman.jpg<br /> Image:F18-enshinkarateman.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Ermac]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:N508061275 553620 9592.jpg<br /> Image:L 39f5cac8a793e08b0f23cd01d6330338.jpg<br /> Image:L 16df29552337320a9056fb85b24b0ace.jpg<br /> Image:Ermac.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Fernin]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Fernin.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[FNJ]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:JEW_1.jpg<br /> Image:JEW_2.jpg<br /> Image:JEW_3.jpg<br /> Image:F19-JEW.jpg<br /> Image:F20-JEW.jpg<br /> Image:F21-JEW.jpg<br /> Image:F22-Jew.jpg<br /> Image:F23-JEW.jpg<br /> Image:F24-JEW.jpg<br /> Image:F25-JEW.jpg<br /> Image:F26-Jew.jpg<br /> Image:F27-Jew.jpg<br /> Image:F28-JEW.jpg<br /> Image:F29-JEW.jpg<br /> Image:F30-JEW.jpg<br /> Image:F31-JEW.jpg<br /> Image:F32-JEW.jpg<br /> Image:F33-JEW.jpg<br /> Image:F34-JEW.jpg<br /> Image:F35-JEW.jpg<br /> Image:F36-JEW.jpg<br /> Image:F37-JEW.jpg<br /> Image:F38-JEW.jpg<br /> Image:F39-Jew.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> <br /> == [[Fred]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Fred.jpg<br /> Image:fred_001.jpg<br /> Image:Fred3.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Ged1928]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:1ged.jpg<br /> Image:2ged.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[hacker]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Hacker 001.jpg<br /> Image:Hacker 002.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[IceWarm]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:IceWarm_1.jpg<br /> Image:IceWarm_2.jpg<br /> Image:IceWarm_3.jpg<br /> Image:IceWarm_4.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[joshwoodz]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:josh2.gif<br /> Image:joshwoodzell.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[kenthegod]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:kenthegod.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[King]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:F40-King.jpg<br /> Image:F41-King.jpg<br /> Image:F42-King.jpg<br /> Image:F43-King.jpg<br /> Image:F44-King.jpg<br /> Image:F45-King.jpg<br /> Image:F46-King.jpg<br /> Image:F47-King.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> <br /> == [[Knyte]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Knyte.jpg<br /> Image:Knyte_2.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Kojjiro!]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:F50-Kojjiro!.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Kubo]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:121123010_l.jpg<br /> Image:Kubo.jpg<br /> Image:F51-Kubo.jpg<br /> Image:F52-Kubo.jpg<br /> Image:F53-Kubo.jpg<br /> Image:F54-Kubo.jpg<br /> Image:Kubo_1.jpg<br /> Image:Kubo_2.jpg<br /> Image:Kubo_3.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Lottel]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Lottel_1.jpg<br /> Image:Lottel_2.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Lordsathien]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:IconMe.jpg<br /> Image:Lordsathien_1.jpg<br /> Image:Lordsathien_2.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[LowEndLem]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:N831906691_1388362_7930.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[MOGHARR]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:MOGHARR.jpg<br /> Image:MOGHARR_2.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Mr. Bomberman]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Mr_Bomberman.jpg<br /> Image:F55-Mr. Bomberman.jpg<br /> Image:F56-Mr. Bomberman.jpg<br /> Image:F57-Mr. Bomberman.jpg<br /> Image:Mr_Bomberman_2.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[mtgrnwdstar]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:F58-mtgrnwdstar.jpg<br /> Image:F59-mtgrnwdstar.jpg<br /> Image:F60-mtgrnwdstar.jpg<br /> Image:100_4181resize2.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Murdar Machene]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Murdar_Machene_1.jpg<br /> Image:Murdar_Machene_2.jpg|oh god... please help me<br /> Image:Murdar_Machene_3.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Necrosaro]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Necrosaro.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Nekkoru]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:nekkorulolz.JPG|omnomnompillow<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Nekramancer]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Parkway_me.jpg<br /> Image:Slipknot_me.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Optimist With Doubts]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:F61-Optimist With Doubts.jpg<br /> Image:Optimist_1.jpg<br /> Image:Optimist_2.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[RobotGumshoe]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:RobotGumshoe.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Ross Rifle]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Ross_rilfe.jpg<br /> Image:F62-ross rifle113.jpg<br /> Image:F63-ross rifle113.jpg<br /> Image:F64-ross rifle113.jpg<br /> Image:Ross_Rifle_1.jpg<br /> Image:Ross_Rifle_2.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[scamrock]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:scamrock_1.jpg<br /> Image:scamrock_2.jpg<br /> Image:scamrock_3.jpg<br /> Image:scamrock_4.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Sephiroth]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Sephiroth_1.jpg<br /> Image:Sephiroth_2.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Slayer]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Slayer1.jpg<br /> Image:Slayer2.jpg<br /> Image:Slayer3.jpg<br /> Image:Slayer4.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> <br /> == [[Spanky McCracken]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Spanky_McCracken_1.jpg<br /> Image:Spanky_McCracken_2.jpg<br /> Image:F67-S. McCracken.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Shut up, Dorn]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:F69-Shut up, Dorn.jpg<br /> Image:F70-Shut up, Dorn.jpg<br /> Image:F71-Shut up, Dorn.jpg<br /> Image:F72-Shut up, Dorn.jpg<br /> Image:Shut_Up_Dorn_1.jpg<br /> Image:Shut_Up_Dorn_2.jpg<br /> Image:Shut_Up_Dorn_3.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Sidewaydriver]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Sidewaydriver.jpg<br /> Image:sidewaydriver1.jpg<br /> Image:F73-sidewaydriver.jpg<br /> Image:Sidewaydriver2.png<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[SoftNum]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:SoftNum.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[SoldierHawk]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:SoldierHawk_1.jpg<br /> Image:SoldierHawk_2.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Syd Lexia]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Syd.jpg<br /> Image:Syd Lexia From Facebook.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Tebor]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Tebor_Val_1.jpg<br /> Image:Tebor_Val_2.jpg<br /> Image:Tebor_Val_3.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Tsunami Red]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:red5.JPG<br /> Image:red4.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Tyop]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Tyop_1.jpg<br /> Image:Tyop_2.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Username]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Username_1.jpg<br /> Image:Username_2.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Undeath]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Undeath_1.jpg<br /> Image:Undeath_2.jpg<br /> Image:Undeath_3.jpg<br /> Image:Undeath_4.jpg<br /> Image:Undeath_5.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> == [[Valdronius]] ==<br /> <gallery><br /> Image:Valdronius.png<br /> Image:Douche_Val.jpg<br /> Image:Tebor_Val_1.jpg<br /> Image:Tebor_Val_2.jpg<br /> Image:Tebor_Val_3.jpg<br /> </gallery><br /> <br /> [[Category:The Forums]]</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=File:Nekkorulolz.JPG&diff=7092 File:Nekkorulolz.JPG 2009-08-15T18:46:34Z

<p>Nekkoru: Nekkoru in her natural habitat, omnomnoming a pillow.</p> <hr /> <div>Nekkoru in her natural habitat, omnomnoming a pillow.</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Nekkoru&diff=7091 Nekkoru 2009-08-15T18:46:24Z

<p>Nekkoru: </p> <hr /> <div>My name is Nekkoru and I was born on the fateful day of 25th January, 1992.<br /> <br /> I am known for my inability to perform any combo in any fighting game. As such, I try to learn performing them so I don't suck ass. As such, I have dedicated a super-spiffy section dedicated to my combos.<br /> <br /> I am also a MtF transsexual and I like to rape people with shovels.<br /> <br /> ==The Epic Videogame Quest==<br /> <br /> I believe my forum post on this says it all:<br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><br /> ''Well, as you all may know, I suck when it comes to video games. Like, big time. <br /> <br /> After a few sleepless nights, I figured out why - you all grew up with the NES and other games, while I only had a PC and mostly cheated my way through all the games I had. <br /> <br /> So, now I try to emulate the typical childhood of a Lexian by playing through all the major games on all major consoles chronologically. I started in 1980 with early computer and arcade games and right now I'm at 1986, playing Gradius and Metroid. When I beat a game, I move up a year. <ref name="Sydlexia Forums - What I've been up to...">http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=8483</ref>''<br /> </div><br /> <br /> As such, I believe it should be documented. [[Nekkoru's Epic Videogame Quest]] contains everything on my undertakement.<br /> <br /> == My combos ==<br /> <br /> For Street Fighter games: I included several versions, because I learned some combos in different versions.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter 2: The World Warrior (SNES)===<br /> ====Ryu====<br /> Spinning-kick thing: Down, Back, Kick (B, A or R) - Depending on what button you press, the lenght of the combo will change. B is the shortest, A is kinda meh and R can fly you through the entire stage. This move can make Balrog your bitch, because he's too dumb to duck down. He actually takes the entire combo damage. And doesn't even fall down. Manly or dumb? You decide.<br /> <br /> Hadouken: Down, down-forward, forward + punch (X, Y or L) - I found that one by furiously button-mashing. I _THINK_ it travels faster depending on which button you press; X is slower and L is faster. And apparently, when someone is moving rapidly towards you (for example, E. Honda), the Hadouken deals about twice as much damage as normally.<br /> <br /> Shoryuken: Down, forward, down-forward + punch (X, Y or L) - this is nearly impossible to execute unless you just mash the directional buttons. Seems to be fairly useless on later bosses, such as Sagat or M. Bison.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter 2 Turbo: Hyper Fighting (SNES)===<br /> ====Chun Li====<br /> That jump-over move: Lean in really close to the opponent, forward + L - Looks kinda cool, but it's easily blockable.<br /> <br /> Backflip: Lean in really close to the opponent, Forward + A - Useful for dodging that pesky shoryuken, one would think.<br /> <br /> Ultra-hyper-kick: Tap B or A really fast - Chun Li's definite move. If you can land all hits on an enemy, you get massive damage *cough*.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter Alpha 2 (SNES)===<br /> ====Ryu====<br /> SUPER Hadouken - Fill up your SUPER bar and then: Down, Down-Forward, Forward, Down-Forward, Forward, Punch. This Hadouken, unlike the regular one, doesn't disappear when hit by another projectile.<br /> <br /> FAKE Hadouken - Down, Down-Forward, Forward, Select. This move is completely useless. Don't use it.<br /> <br /> ====CLASSIC Chun Li====<br /> Hold START while selecting Chun Li. She'll have her costume from SF2 instead of the new one to unlock her.<br /> <br /> ===Tekken: Dark Resurrection (PSP)===<br /> *Note: these will probably work in other games from the series.*<br /> ====Eddy====<br /> Combo Jilar: Square, Triangle, Circle, Circle. Deals really much damage, but it needs to be executed REALLY FAST, or Eddy will just do...<br /> <br /> One Two Elbow: Square, Triangle. Eddy's definite move. It doesn't deal that much damage, but it is a good opener.<br /> <br /> Gancho Chibata: X, Circle. It's slow, but when you do it just right, it can take off quite a bit of your opponent's life bar.<br /> <br /> Reversao: Forward, X+Circle. It's hard to pull off, but guarantees a two-hit combo.<br /> <br /> Fruit Picker: Backwards-down, X+Circle. Even harder, but rewarding.<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category:Forum Members]]<br /> [[Category:Forum Members From Europe]]</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Nekkoru%27s_Epic_Videogame_Quest&diff=7090 Nekkoru's Epic Videogame Quest 2009-08-15T18:45:57Z

<p>Nekkoru: </p> <hr /> <div>In 2009, a little [[Nekkoru]] thought of a fucking brilliant idea - to bolster her own gaming skills by re-living the history of video games, starting in 1980 and working up slowly.<br /> <br /> ==The rules==<br /> The rules are simple. Nekkoru will be playing all major releases of a year and will not advance until beating at least one game.<br /> <br /> Minor rules include no cheating, unless you found the cheat yourself (this, for example, includes the Warp Zones in Super Mario Brothers). Warps/passwords are allowed, if you found them out.<br /> <br /> ==The games==<br /> <br /> <br /> {| {{The games}} <br /> ! Year<br /> ! Games played<br /> ! Games beaten<br /> |-<br /> | 1980<br /> | Zork (PC), Berzerk, Pac-Man (Arcade)<br /> | Zork (the only game I played that can be beaten)<br /> |-<br /> | 1981<br /> | Ultima (PC), Wizardry (PC), Ms. Pac-man, Frogger, Donkey Kong (Arcade)<br /> | Donkey Kong (later, I also finished Ultima)<br /> |-<br /> | 1982<br /> | Xevious, Q-Bert, Zaxxon (Arcade), ET (Atari 2600), Ultima 2 (PC)<br /> | Ultima 2<br /> |-<br /> | 1983<br /> | Ultima 3 (PC), Manic Miner (ZX Spectrum), Gyruss, Star Wars (Arcade)<br /> | Ultima 3 ( I seem to have a fondness for these games...)<br /> |-<br /> | 1984<br /> | King's Quest (PC), Gauntlet (Atari 800) [NOT the hack'n'slash!]<br /> | King's Quest, since the other doesn't have an ending.<br /> |-<br /> | 1985<br /> | Kung-Fu, Ice Climber, Super Mario Bros. (NES), Gauntlet (Arcade) [The hack'n'slash.], Jet Set Willy (ZX Spectrum)<br /> | Super Mario Bros.<br /> |-<br /> | 1986<br /> | Ghosts'n'Goblins, Gradius, Kid Icarus, Metroid (NES)<br /> | N/A<br /> |}</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Nekkoru%27s_Epic_Videogame_Quest&diff=6293 Nekkoru's Epic Videogame Quest 2009-05-17T10:13:35Z

<p>Nekkoru: </p> <hr /> <div>In 2009, a little [[Nekkoru]] thought of a fucking brilliant idea - to bolster his own gaming skills by re-living the history of video games, starting in 1980 and working up slowly.<br /> <br /> ==The rules==<br /> The rules are simple. Nekkoru will be playing all major releases of a year and will not advance until beating at least one game.<br /> <br /> Minor rules include no cheating, unless you found the cheat yourself (this, for example, includes the Warp Zones in Super Mario Brothers). Warps/passwords are allowed, if you found them out.<br /> <br /> ==The games==<br /> <br /> <br /> {| {{The games}} <br /> ! Year<br /> ! Games played<br /> ! Games beaten<br /> |-<br /> | 1980<br /> | Zork (PC), Berzerk, Pac-Man (Arcade)<br /> | Zork (the only game I played that can be beaten)<br /> |-<br /> | 1981<br /> | Ultima (PC), Wizardry (PC), Ms. Pac-man, Frogger, Donkey Kong (Arcade)<br /> | Donkey Kong (later, I also finished Ultima)<br /> |-<br /> | 1982<br /> | Xevious, Q-Bert, Zaxxon (Arcade), ET (Atari 2600), Ultima 2 (PC)<br /> | Ultima 2<br /> |-<br /> | 1983<br /> | Ultima 3 (PC), Manic Miner (ZX Spectrum), Gyruss, Star Wars (Arcade)<br /> | Ultima 3 ( I seem to have a fondness for these games...)<br /> |-<br /> | 1984<br /> | King's Quest (PC), Gauntlet (Atari 800) [NOT the hack'n'slash!]<br /> | King's Quest, since the other doesn't have an ending.<br /> |-<br /> | 1985<br /> | Kung-Fu, Ice Climber, Super Mario Bros. (NES), Gauntlet (Arcade) [The hack'n'slash.], Jet Set Willy (ZX Spectrum)<br /> | Super Mario Bros.<br /> |-<br /> | 1986<br /> | Ghosts'n'Goblins, Gradius, Kid Icarus, Metroid (NES)<br /> | N/A<br /> |}</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Nekkoru%27s_Epic_Videogame_Quest&diff=5777 Nekkoru's Epic Videogame Quest 2009-02-16T16:53:19Z

<p>Nekkoru: table</p> <hr /> <div>In 2009, a little [[Nekkoru]] thought of a fucking brilliant idea - to bolster his own gaming skills by re-living the history of video games, starting in 1980 and working up slowly.<br /> <br /> ==The rules==<br /> The rules are simple. Nekkoru will be playing all major releases of a year and will not advance until beating at least one game.<br /> <br /> Minor rules include no cheating, unless you found the cheat yourself (this, for example, includes the Warp Zones in Super Mario Brothers). Warps/passwords are allowed, if you found them out.<br /> <br /> ==The games==<br /> <br /> <br /> {| {{The games}} <br /> ! Year<br /> ! Games played<br /> ! Games beaten<br /> |-<br /> | 1980<br /> | Zork (PC), Berzerk, Pac-Man (Arcade)<br /> | Zork (the only game I played that can be beaten)<br /> |-<br /> | 1981<br /> | Ultima (PC), Wizardry (PC), Ms. Pac-man, Frogger, Donkey Kong (Arcade)<br /> | Donkey Kong (later, I also finished Ultima)<br /> |-<br /> | 1982<br /> | Xevious, Q-Bert, Zaxxon (Arcade), ET (Atari 2600), Ultima 2 (PC)<br /> | Ultima 2<br /> |-<br /> | 1983<br /> | Ultima 3 (PC), Manic Miner (ZX Spectrum), Gyruss, Star Wars (Arcade)<br /> | Ultima 3 ( I seem to have a fondness for these games...)<br /> |-<br /> | 1984<br /> | King's Quest (PC), Gauntlet (Atari 800) [NOT the hack'n'slash!]<br /> | King's Quest, since the other doesn't have an ending.<br /> |-<br /> | 1985<br /> | Kung-Fu, Ice Climber, Super Mario Bros. (NES), Gauntlet (Arcade) [The hack'n'slash.], Jet Set Willy (ZX Spectrum)<br /> | Super Mario Bros.<br /> |-<br /> | 1986<br /> | Gradius, Metroid (NES)<br /> | N/A<br /> |}</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Nekkoru&diff=5776 Nekkoru 2009-02-16T16:27:40Z

<p>Nekkoru: /* The Epic Videogame Quest */</p> <hr /> <div>My name is Nekkoru and I was born on the fateful day of 25th January, 1992.<br /> <br /> I am known for my inability to perform any combo in any fighting game. As such, I try to learn performing them so I don't suck ass. As such, I have dedicated a super-spiffy section dedicated to my combos.<br /> <br /> ==The Epic Videogame Quest==<br /> <br /> I believe my forum post on this says it all:<br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><br /> ''Well, as you all may know, I suck when it comes to video games. Like, big time. <br /> <br /> After a few sleepless nights, I figured out why - you all grew up with the NES and other games, while I only had a PC and mostly cheated my way through all the games I had. <br /> <br /> So, now I try to emulate the typical childhood of a Lexian by playing through all the major games on all major consoles chronologically. I started in 1980 with early computer and arcade games and right now I'm at 1986, playing Gradius and Metroid. When I beat a game, I move up a year. <ref name="Sydlexia Forums - What I've been up to...">http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=8483</ref>''<br /> </div><br /> <br /> As such, I believe it should be documented. [[Nekkoru's Epic Videogame Quest]] contains everything on my undertakement.<br /> <br /> == My combos ==<br /> <br /> For Street Fighter games: I included several versions, because I learned some combos in different versions.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter 2: The World Warrior (SNES)===<br /> ====Ryu====<br /> Spinning-kick thing: Down, Back, Kick (B, A or R) - Depending on what button you press, the lenght of the combo will change. B is the shortest, A is kinda meh and R can fly you through the entire stage. This move can make Balrog your bitch, because he's too dumb to duck down. He actually takes the entire combo damage. And doesn't even fall down. Manly or dumb? You decide.<br /> <br /> Hadouken: Down, down-forward, forward + punch (X, Y or L) - I found that one by furiously button-mashing. I _THINK_ it travels faster depending on which button you press; X is slower and L is faster. And apparently, when someone is moving rapidly towards you (for example, E. Honda), the Hadouken deals about twice as much damage as normally.<br /> <br /> Shoryuken: Down, forward, down-forward + punch (X, Y or L) - this is nearly impossible to execute unless you just mash the directional buttons. Seems to be fairly useless on later bosses, such as Sagat or M. Bison.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter 2 Turbo: Hyper Fighting (SNES)===<br /> ====Chun Li====<br /> That jump-over move: Lean in really close to the opponent, forward + L - Looks kinda cool, but it's easily blockable.<br /> <br /> Backflip: Lean in really close to the opponent, Forward + A - Useful for dodging that pesky shoryuken, one would think.<br /> <br /> Ultra-hyper-kick: Tap B or A really fast - Chun Li's definite move. If you can land all hits on an enemy, you get massive damage *cough*.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter Alpha 2 (SNES)===<br /> ====Ryu====<br /> SUPER Hadouken - Fill up your SUPER bar and then: Down, Down-Forward, Forward, Down-Forward, Forward, Punch. This Hadouken, unlike the regular one, doesn't disappear when hit by another projectile.<br /> <br /> FAKE Hadouken - Down, Down-Forward, Forward, Select. This move is completely useless. Don't use it.<br /> <br /> ====CLASSIC Chun Li====<br /> Hold START while selecting Chun Li. She'll have her costume from SF2 instead of the new one to unlock her.<br /> <br /> ===Tekken: Dark Resurrection (PSP)===<br /> *Note: these will probably work in other games from the series.*<br /> ====Eddy====<br /> Combo Jilar: Square, Triangle, Circle, Circle. Deals really much damage, but it needs to be executed REALLY FAST, or Eddy will just do...<br /> <br /> One Two Elbow: Square, Triangle. Eddy's definite move. It doesn't deal that much damage, but it is a good opener.<br /> <br /> Gancho Chibata: X, Circle. It's slow, but when you do it just right, it can take off quite a bit of your opponent's life bar.<br /> <br /> Reversao: Forward, X+Circle. It's hard to pull off, but guarantees a two-hit combo.<br /> <br /> Fruit Picker: Backwards-down, X+Circle. Even harder, but rewarding.<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category:Forum Members]]<br /> [[Category:Forum Members From Europe]]</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Nekkoru&diff=5775 Nekkoru 2009-02-16T16:25:39Z

<p>Nekkoru: ref</p> <hr /> <div>My name is Nekkoru and I was born on the fateful day of 25th January, 1992.<br /> <br /> I am known for my inability to perform any combo in any fighting game. As such, I try to learn performing them so I don't suck ass. As such, I have dedicated a super-spiffy section dedicated to my combos.<br /> <br /> ==The Epic Videogame Quest==<br /> <br /> I believe my forum post on this says it all:<br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><br /> ''Well, as you all may know, I suck when it comes to video games. Like, big time. <br /> <br /> After a few sleepless nights, I figured out why - you all grew up with the NES and other games, while I only had a PC and mostly cheated my way through all the games I had. <br /> <br /> So, now I try to emulate the typical childhood of a Lexian by playing through all the major games on all major consoles chronologically. I started in 1980 with early computer and arcade games and right now I'm at 1986, playing Gradius and Metroid. When I beat a game, I move up a year.'' <ref name="Sydlexia Forums - What I've been up to...">http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=8483</ref><br /> </div><br /> <br /> As such, I believe it should be documented. [[Nekkoru's Epic Videogame Quest]] contains everything on my undertakement.<br /> <br /> == My combos ==<br /> <br /> For Street Fighter games: I included several versions, because I learned some combos in different versions.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter 2: The World Warrior (SNES)===<br /> ====Ryu====<br /> Spinning-kick thing: Down, Back, Kick (B, A or R) - Depending on what button you press, the lenght of the combo will change. B is the shortest, A is kinda meh and R can fly you through the entire stage. This move can make Balrog your bitch, because he's too dumb to duck down. He actually takes the entire combo damage. And doesn't even fall down. Manly or dumb? You decide.<br /> <br /> Hadouken: Down, down-forward, forward + punch (X, Y or L) - I found that one by furiously button-mashing. I _THINK_ it travels faster depending on which button you press; X is slower and L is faster. And apparently, when someone is moving rapidly towards you (for example, E. Honda), the Hadouken deals about twice as much damage as normally.<br /> <br /> Shoryuken: Down, forward, down-forward + punch (X, Y or L) - this is nearly impossible to execute unless you just mash the directional buttons. Seems to be fairly useless on later bosses, such as Sagat or M. Bison.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter 2 Turbo: Hyper Fighting (SNES)===<br /> ====Chun Li====<br /> That jump-over move: Lean in really close to the opponent, forward + L - Looks kinda cool, but it's easily blockable.<br /> <br /> Backflip: Lean in really close to the opponent, Forward + A - Useful for dodging that pesky shoryuken, one would think.<br /> <br /> Ultra-hyper-kick: Tap B or A really fast - Chun Li's definite move. If you can land all hits on an enemy, you get massive damage *cough*.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter Alpha 2 (SNES)===<br /> ====Ryu====<br /> SUPER Hadouken - Fill up your SUPER bar and then: Down, Down-Forward, Forward, Down-Forward, Forward, Punch. This Hadouken, unlike the regular one, doesn't disappear when hit by another projectile.<br /> <br /> FAKE Hadouken - Down, Down-Forward, Forward, Select. This move is completely useless. Don't use it.<br /> <br /> ====CLASSIC Chun Li====<br /> Hold START while selecting Chun Li. She'll have her costume from SF2 instead of the new one to unlock her.<br /> <br /> ===Tekken: Dark Resurrection (PSP)===<br /> *Note: these will probably work in other games from the series.*<br /> ====Eddy====<br /> Combo Jilar: Square, Triangle, Circle, Circle. Deals really much damage, but it needs to be executed REALLY FAST, or Eddy will just do...<br /> <br /> One Two Elbow: Square, Triangle. Eddy's definite move. It doesn't deal that much damage, but it is a good opener.<br /> <br /> Gancho Chibata: X, Circle. It's slow, but when you do it just right, it can take off quite a bit of your opponent's life bar.<br /> <br /> Reversao: Forward, X+Circle. It's hard to pull off, but guarantees a two-hit combo.<br /> <br /> Fruit Picker: Backwards-down, X+Circle. Even harder, but rewarding.<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category:Forum Members]]<br /> [[Category:Forum Members From Europe]]</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Nekkoru&diff=4763 Nekkoru 2008-10-05T14:19:21Z

<p>Nekkoru: </p> <hr /> <div>My name is Nekkoru and I was born on the fateful day of 25th January, 1992.<br /> <br /> I am known for my inability to perform any combo in any fighting game. As such, I try to learn performing them so I don't suck ass. As such, I have dedicated a super-spiffy section dedicated to my combos.<br /> <br /> == My combos ==<br /> <br /> For Street Fighter games: I included several versions, because I learned some combos in different versions.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter 2: The World Warrior (SNES)===<br /> ====Ryu====<br /> Spinning-kick thing: Down, Back, Kick (B, A or R) - Depending on what button you press, the lenght of the combo will change. B is the shortest, A is kinda meh and R can fly you through the entire stage. This move can make Balrog your bitch, because he's too dumb to duck down. He actually takes the entire combo damage. And doesn't even fall down. Manly or dumb? You decide.<br /> <br /> Hadouken: Down, down-forward, forward + punch (X, Y or L) - I found that one by furiously button-mashing. I _THINK_ it travels faster depending on which button you press; X is slower and L is faster. And apparently, when someone is moving rapidly towards you (for example, E. Honda), the Hadouken deals about twice as much damage as normally.<br /> <br /> Shoryuken: Down, forward, down-forward + punch (X, Y or L) - this is nearly impossible to execute unless you just mash the directional buttons. Seems to be fairly useless on later bosses, such as Sagat or M. Bison.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter 2 Turbo: Hyper Fighting (SNES)===<br /> ====Chun Li====<br /> That jump-over move: Lean in really close to the opponent, forward + L - Looks kinda cool, but it's easily blockable.<br /> <br /> Backflip: Lean in really close to the opponent, Forward + A - Useful for dodging that pesky shoryuken, one would think.<br /> <br /> Ultra-hyper-kick: Tap B or A really fast - Chun Li's definite move. If you can land all hits on an enemy, you get massive damage *cough*.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter Alpha 2 (SNES)===<br /> ====Ryu====<br /> SUPER Hadouken - Fill up your SUPER bar and then: Down, Down-Forward, Forward, Down-Forward, Forward, Punch. This Hadouken, unlike the regular one, doesn't disappear when hit by another projectile.<br /> <br /> FAKE Hadouken - Down, Down-Forward, Forward, Select. This move is completely useless. Don't use it.<br /> <br /> ====CLASSIC Chun Li====<br /> Hold START while selecting Chun Li. She'll have her costume from SF2 instead of the new one to unlock her.<br /> <br /> ===Tekken: Dark Resurrection (PSP)===<br /> *Note: these will probably work in other games from the series.*<br /> ====Eddy====<br /> Combo Jilar: Square, Triangle, Circle, Circle. Deals really much damage, but it needs to be executed REALLY FAST, or Eddy will just do...<br /> <br /> One Two Elbow: Square, Triangle. Eddy's definite move. It doesn't deal that much damage, but it is a good opener.<br /> <br /> Gancho Chibata: X, Circle. It's slow, but when you do it just right, it can take off quite a bit of your opponent's life bar.<br /> <br /> Reversao: Forward, X+Circle. It's hard to pull off, but guarantees a two-hit combo.<br /> <br /> Fruit Picker: Backwards-down, X+Circle. Even harder, but rewarding.<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category:Forum Members]]</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Nekkoru&diff=4762 Nekkoru 2008-10-05T14:17:57Z

<p>Nekkoru: </p> <hr /> <div>My name is Nekkoru and I was born on the fateful day of 25th January, 1992.<br /> <br /> I am known for my inability to perform any combo in any fighting game. As such, I try to learn performing them so I don't suck ass. As such, I have dedicated a super-spiffy section dedicated to my combos.<br /> <br /> == My combos ==<br /> <br /> For Street Fighter games: I included several versions, because I learned some combos in different versions.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter 2: The World Warrior (SNES)===<br /> ====Ryu====<br /> Spinning-kick thing: Down, Back, Kick (B, A or R) - Depending on what button you press, the lenght of the combo will change. B is the shortest, A is kinda meh and R can fly you through the entire stage. This move can make Balrog your bitch, because he's too dumb to duck down. He actually takes the entire combo damage. And doesn't even fall down. Manly or dumb? You decide.<br /> <br /> Hadouken: Down, down-forward, forward + punch (X, Y or L) - I found that one by furiously button-mashing. I _THINK_ it travels faster depending on which button you press; X is slower and L is faster. And apparently, when someone is moving rapidly towards you (for example, E. Honda), the Hadouken deals about twice as much damage as normally.<br /> <br /> Shoryuken: Down, forward, down-forward + punch (X, Y or L) - this is nearly impossible to execute unless you just mash the directional buttons. Seems to be fairly useless on later bosses, such as Sagat or M. Bison.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter 2 Turbo: Hyper Fighting (SNES)===<br /> ====Chun Li====<br /> That jump-over move: Lean in really close to the opponent, forward + L - Looks kinda cool, but it's easily blockable.<br /> <br /> Backflip: Lean in really close to the opponent, Forward + A - Useful for dodging that pesky shoryuken, one would think.<br /> <br /> Ultra-hyper-kick: Tap B or A really fast - Chun Li's definite move. If you can land all hits on an enemy, you get massive damage *cough*.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter Alpha 2 (SNES)===<br /> ====Ryu====<br /> SUPER Hadouken - Fill up your SUPER bar and then: Down, Down-Forward, Forward, Down-Forward, Forward, Punch. This Hadouken, unlike the regular one, doesn't disappear when hit by another projectile.<br /> <br /> FAKE Hadouken - Down, Down-Forward, Forward, Select. This move is completely useless. Don't use it.<br /> <br /> ====CLASSIC Chun Li====<br /> Hold START while selecting Chun Li. She'll have her costume from SF2 instead of the new one to unlock her.<br /> <br /> ===Tekken: Dark Resurrection (PSP)===<br /> *Note: these will probably work in other games from the series.*<br /> ====Eddy===<br /> Combo Jilar: Square, Triangle, Circle, Circle. Deals really much damage, but it needs to be executed REALLY FAST, or Eddy will just do...<br /> <br /> One Two Elbow: Square, Triangle. Eddy's definite move. It doesn't deal that much damage, but it is a good opener.<br /> <br /> Gancho Chibata: X, Circle. It's slow, but when you do it just right, it can take off quite a bit of your opponent's life bar.<br /> <br /> Reversao: Forward, X+Circle. It's hard to pull off, but guarantees a two-hit combo.<br /> <br /> Fruit Picker: Backwards-down, X+Circle. Even harder, but rewarding.<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category:Forum Members]]</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=SydLexia.com%27s_Super_Smash_Bros._League&diff=4721 SydLexia.com's Super Smash Bros. League 2008-09-30T20:59:16Z

<p>Nekkoru: </p> <hr /> <div>The SSSBL was started by [[Nekkoru]] in September, 2008.<br /> <br /> ==Players==<br /> <table><br /> <tr><td>'''Name'''</td><td>'''Friend code'''</td><td>'''Wins'''</td><td>'''Losses'''</td><td>'''Draws'''</td><td>'''Points total'''</td></tr><br /> <tr><td>[[Nekkoru]]</td><td>4253-5628-4238</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><br /> </table><br /> <br /> ==Rules==<br /> A win scores you two points, a draw - one point and a loss - zero points. That's it. You should all add others to your Wi-Fi friends list, by the way. If you want to compete, post in the [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6854 thread] and we'll find you an opponent.<br /> <br /> Matches are played on random maps for five minutes, with items and etc. set to default.<br /> <br /> You're fighting the man above you on the leaderboard. Newcomers should ALWAYS ADD THEMSELVES TO THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST. I mean it.<br /> <br /> ==Current leaderboard==<br /> <table><br /> <tr><td>'''Place'''</td><td>'''Name'''</td><td>'''Points'''</td></tr><br /> <tr><td>1.</td><td>[[Nekkoru]]</td><td>0</td></tr><br /> </table><br /> <br /> ==Upcoming matches==<br /> None.</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=SydLexia.com%27s_Super_Smash_Bros._League&diff=4720 SydLexia.com's Super Smash Bros. League 2008-09-30T20:56:21Z

<p>Nekkoru: New page: The SSSBL was started by Nekkoru in September, 2008. ==Players== <table> <tr><td>'''Name'''</td><td>'''Friend code'''</td><td>'''Wins'''</td><td>'''Losses'''</td><td>'''Draws'''</td><...</p> <hr /> <div>The SSSBL was started by [[Nekkoru]] in September, 2008.<br /> <br /> ==Players==<br /> <table><br /> <tr><td>'''Name'''</td><td>'''Friend code'''</td><td>'''Wins'''</td><td>'''Losses'''</td><td>'''Draws'''</td><td>'''Points total'''</td></tr><br /> <tr><td>[[Nekkoru]]</td><td>Kirby</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr><br /> </table><br /> <br /> ==Rules==<br /> A win scores you two points, a draw - one point and a loss - zero points. That's it. You should all add others to your Wi-Fi friends list, by the way. If you want to compete, post in the [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6854 thread] and we'll find you an opponent.<br /> <br /> Matches are played on random maps for five minutes, with items and etc. set to default.<br /> <br /> You're fighting the man above you on the leaderboard. Newcomers should ALWAYS ADD THEMSELVES TO THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST. I mean it.<br /> <br /> ==Current leaderboard==<br /> <table><br /> <tr><td>'''Place'''</td><td>'''Name'''</td><td>'''Points'''</td></tr><br /> <tr><td>1.</td><td>[[Nekkoru]]</td><td>0</td></tr><br /> </table><br /> <br /> ==Upcoming matches==<br /> None.</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Wii_Numbers/Codes&diff=4443 Wii Numbers/Codes 2008-08-13T20:17:02Z

<p>Nekkoru: </p> <hr /> <div>So you've got a Wii and want to add the Sydlexia.com forum members to your friendslist? Remember that games use Friend Codes and the system itself uses Wii Numbers.<br /> <br /> Here's the list of who's got what and their codes for them:<br /> <br /> {| class="sortable" style="background-color:#111111;color:#eeeeee;" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="4"<br /> ! Forum Member !! [[Wii]] Number !! [[Super Smash Brothers Brawl|SSBB]] !! [[Mario Kart Wii]]<br /> |- <br /> | [[altairWTF]] || 0000-6347-2920-4314 || 3480-2232-2449 || &nbsp;<br /> |- <br /> | [[Bluey]] || 2513-5664-0698-3418 || 1032-2534-1421 || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[Char Aznable]] || 5778-9830-9956-3654 || 2277-6379-2155 || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[chunx]] || &nbsp; || 1676-3111-4575 || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[crookshow]] || &nbsp; || 5112-3340-2187 || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[Douche McCallister]] || 6520-0840-0143-9605 || 2664-1869-6810 || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[greeneyedzeke]] || &nbsp; || 5112-3092-5564 || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[JEW]] || 2275-8316-7922-9717 || 0473-7454-7534 || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[Jon Snow]] || &nbsp; || 1805-1876-7506 || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[JRA]] || &nbsp; || 2984-8285-7068 || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[Ky-Guy]] || 4394-3302-0352-9183 || 5155-2584-7340 || 2406-5523-1811<br /> |-<br /> | [[Laminated Sky]] || 4437-2133-0453-9800 || 3609-2190-7657 ||1805-3340-2543 <br /> |-<br /> | [[Lordsathien]] || 0260-0956-1620-8806 || 3351-3811-0653 || 4167-5042-6147<br /> |-<br /> | [[MOGHARR]] || 4437-5633-4433-0287 || 3093-8724-8107 || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[Morphine Jim]] || 4659-7091-1921-3500 || &nbsp; || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[Nekkoru]] || 0242-5488-9641-8570 || 4253-5628-4238 || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[Optimist With Doubts]] || 6808-0862-5462-0262 || &nbsp; || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[Red Mage]] || &nbsp; || 4468-2518-6433 || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[Rendman]] || 8120-9353-5044-8050 || &nbsp; || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[supermario3]] || 5241-1578-2227 || &nbsp; || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[Syd Lexia]] || 0449-2419-1577-2868 || 0602-6063-1318 || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[username]] || 5845-1352-5951-6825 || 3952-6700-8872 || 5155-3344-4178<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /><br /> [[Category:The Forums]]<br /> [[Category:Lists]]</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Nekkoru&diff=3901 Nekkoru 2008-07-13T15:10:29Z

<p>Nekkoru: </p> <hr /> <div>My name is Nekkoru and I was born on the fateful day of 25th January, 1992.<br /> <br /> I am known for my inability to perform any combo in any fighting game. As such, I try to learn performing them so I don't suck ass. As such, I have dedicated a super-spiffy section dedicated to my combos.<br /> <br /> == My combos ==<br /> <br /> For Street Fighter games: I included several versions, because I learned some combos in different versions.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter 2: The World Warrior (SNES)===<br /> ====Ryu====<br /> Spinning-kick thing: Down, Back, Kick (B, A or R) - Depending on what button you press, the lenght of the combo will change. B is the shortest, A is kinda meh and R can fly you through the entire stage. This move can make Balrog your bitch, because he's too dumb to duck down. He actually takes the entire combo damage. And doesn't even fall down. Manly or dumb? You decide.<br /> <br /> Hadouken: Down, down-forward, forward + punch (X, Y or L) - I found that one by furiously button-mashing. I _THINK_ it travels faster depending on which button you press; X is slower and L is faster. And apparently, when someone is moving rapidly towards you (for example, E. Honda), the Hadouken deals about twice as much damage as normally.<br /> <br /> Shoryuken: Down, forward, down-forward + punch (X, Y or L) - this is nearly impossible to execute unless you just mash the directional buttons. Seems to be fairly useless on later bosses, such as Sagat or M. Bison.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter 2 Turbo: Hyper Fighting (SNES)===<br /> ====Chun Li====<br /> That jump-over move: Lean in really close to the opponent, forward + L - Looks kinda cool, but it's easily blockable.<br /> <br /> Backflip: Lean in really close to the opponent, Forward + A - Useful for dodging that pesky shoryuken, one would think.<br /> <br /> Ultra-hyper-kick: Tap B or A really fast - Chun Li's definite move. If you can land all hits on an enemy, you get massive damage *cough*.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter Alpha 2 (SNES)===<br /> ====Ryu====<br /> SUPER Hadouken - Fill up your SUPER bar and then: Down, Down-Forward, Forward, Down-Forward, Forward, Punch. This Hadouken, unlike the regular one, doesn't disappear when hit by another projectile.<br /> <br /> FAKE Hadouken - Down, Down-Forward, Forward, Select. This move is completely useless. Don't use it.<br /> <br /> ====CLASSIC Chun Li====<br /> Hold START while selecting Chun Li. She'll have her costume from SF2 instead of the new one to unlock her.<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category:Forum Members]]</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Nekkoru&diff=3900 Nekkoru 2008-07-13T15:08:59Z

<p>Nekkoru: </p> <hr /> <div>My name is Nekkoru and I was born on the fateful day of 25th January, 1992.<br /> <br /> I am known for my inability to perform any combo in any fighting game. As such, I try to learn performing them so I don't suck ass. As such, I have dedicated a super-spiffy section dedicated to my combos.<br /> <br /> == My combos ==<br /> <br /> For Street Fighter games: I included several versions, because I learned some combos in different versions.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter 2: The World Warrior (SNES)===<br /> ====Ryu====<br /> Spinning-kick thing: Down, Back, Kick (B, A or R) - Depending on what button you press, the lenght of the combo will change. B is the shortest, A is kinda meh and R can fly you through the entire stage. This move can make Balrog your bitch, because he's too dumb to duck down. He actually takes the entire combo damage. And doesn't even fall down. Manly or dumb? You decide.<br /> <br /> Hadouken: Down, down-forward, forward + punch (X, Y or L) - I found that one by furiously button-mashing. I _THINK_ it travels faster depending on which button you press; X is slower and L is faster. And apparently, when someone is moving rapidly towards you (for example, E. Honda), the Hadouken deals about twice as much damage as normally.<br /> <br /> Shoryuken: Down, forward, down-forward + punch (X, Y or L) - this is nearly impossible to execute unless you just mash the directional buttons. Seems to be fairly useless on later bosses, such as Sagat or M. Bison.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter 2 Turbo: Hyper Fighting (SNES)===<br /> ====Chun Li====<br /> That jump-over move: Lean in really close to the opponent, forward + L - Looks kinda cool, but it's easily blockable.<br /> <br /> Backflip: Lean in really close to the opponent, Forward + A - Useful for dodging that pesky shoryuken, one would think.<br /> <br /> Ultra-hyper-kick: Tap B or A really fast - Chun Li's definite move. If you can land all hits on an enemy, you get massive damage *cough*.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter Alpha 2 (SNES)===<br /> ====Ryu====<br /> SUPER Hadouken - Fill up your SUPER bar and then: Down, Down-Forward, Forward, Down-Forward, Forward, Punch. This Hadouken, unlike the regular one, doesn't disappear when hit by another projectile.<br /> <br /> FAKE Hadouken - Down, Down-Forward, Forward, Select. This move is completely useless. Don't use it.<br /> <br /> ====Chun Li====<br /> CLASSIC COSTUME - Hold START while selecting Chun Li. She'll have her costume from SF2 instead of the new one.<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category:Forum Members]]</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Nekkoru&diff=3899 Nekkoru 2008-07-13T15:04:30Z

<p>Nekkoru: </p> <hr /> <div>My name is Nekkoru and I was born on the fateful day of 25th January, 1992.<br /> <br /> I am known for my inability to perform any combo in any fighting game. As such, I try to learn performing them so I don't suck ass. As such, I have dedicated a super-spiffy section dedicated to my combos.<br /> <br /> == My combos ==<br /> <br /> For Street Fighter games: I included several versions, because I learned some combos in different versions.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter 2: The World Warrior (SNES)===<br /> ====Ryu====<br /> Spinning-kick thing: Down, Back, Kick (B, A or R) - Depending on what button you press, the lenght of the combo will change. B is the shortest, A is kinda meh and R can fly you through the entire stage. This move can make Balrog your bitch, because he's too dumb to duck down. He actually takes the entire combo damage. And doesn't even fall down. Manly or dumb? You decide.<br /> <br /> Hadouken: Down, down-forward, forward + punch (X, Y or L) - I found that one by furiously button-mashing. I _THINK_ it travels faster depending on which button you press; X is slower and L is faster. And apparently, when someone is moving rapidly towards you (for example, E. Honda), the Hadouken deals about twice as much damage as normally.<br /> <br /> Shoryuken: Down, forward, down-forward + punch (X, Y or L) - this is nearly impossible to execute unless you just mash the directional buttons. Seems to be fairly useless on later bosses, such as Sagat or M. Bison.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter 2 Turbo: Hyper Fighting (SNES)===<br /> ====Chun Li====<br /> That jump-over move: Lean in really close to the opponent, forward + L - Looks kinda cool, but it's easily blockable.<br /> <br /> Backflip: Lean in really close to the opponent, Forward + A - Useful for dodging that pesky shoryuken, one would think.<br /> <br /> Ultra-hyper-kick: Tap B or A really fast - Chun Li's definite move. If you can land all hits on an enemy, you get massive damage *cough*.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter Alpha 2 (SNES)===<br /> ====Ryu====<br /> SUPER Hadouken - Fill up your SUPER bar and then: Down, Down-Forward, Forward, Down-Forward, Forward, Punch. This Hadouken, unlike the regular one, doesn't disappear when hit by another projectile.<br /> <br /> FAKE Hadouken - Down, Down-Forward, Forward, Select. This move is completely useless. Don't use it.<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category:Forum Members]]</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Nekkoru&diff=3892 Nekkoru 2008-07-12T21:45:10Z

<p>Nekkoru: </p> <hr /> <div>My name is Nekkoru and I was born on the fateful day of 25th January, 1992.<br /> <br /> I am known for my inability to perform any combo in any fighting game. As such, I try to learn performing them so I don't suck ass. As such, I have dedicated a super-spiffy section dedicated to my combos.<br /> <br /> == My combos ==<br /> <br /> For Street Fighter games: I included several versions, because I learned some combos in different versions.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter 2: The World Warrior (SNES)===<br /> ====Ryu====<br /> Spinning-kick thing: Down, Back, Kick (B, A or R) - Depending on what button you press, the lenght of the combo will change. B is the shortest, A is kinda meh and R can fly you through the entire stage. This move can make Balrog your bitch, because he's too dumb to duck down. He actually takes the entire combo damage. And doesn't even fall down. Manly or dumb? You decide.<br /> <br /> Hadouken: Down, down-forward, forward + punch (X, Y or L) - I found that one by furiously button-mashing. I _THINK_ it travels faster depending on which button you press; X is slower and L is faster. And apparently, when someone is moving rapidly towards you (for example, E. Honda), the Hadouken deals about twice as much damage as normally.<br /> <br /> Shoryuken: Down, forward, down-forward + punch (X, Y or L) - this is nearly impossible to execute unless you just mash the directional buttons. Seems to be fairly useless on later bosses, such as Sagat or M. Bison.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter 2 Turbo: Hyper Fighting (SNES)===<br /> ====Chun Li====<br /> That jump-over move: Lean in really close to the opponent, forward + L - Looks kinda cool, but it's easily blockable.<br /> <br /> Backflip: Lean in really close to the opponent, Forward + A - Useful for dodging that pesky shoryuken, one would think.<br /> <br /> Ultra-hyper-kick: Tap B or A really fast - Chun Li's definite move. If you can land all hits on an enemy, you get massive damage *cough*.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Forum Members]]</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Nekkoru&diff=3891 Nekkoru 2008-07-12T21:44:30Z

<p>Nekkoru: </p> <hr /> <div>My name is Nekkoru and I was born on the fateful day of 25th January, 1992.<br /> <br /> I am known for my inability to perform any combo in any fighting game. As such, I try to learn performing them so I don't suck ass. As such, I have dedicated a super-spiffy section dedicated to my combos.<br /> <br /> == My combos ==<br /> <br /> For Street Fighter games: I included several versions, because I learned some combos in different versions.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter 2: The World Warrior (SNES)===<br /> ====Ryu====<br /> Spinning-kick thing: Down, Back, Kick (B, A or R) - Depending on what button you press, the lenght of the combo will change. B is the shortest, A is kinda meh and R can fly you through the entire stage. This move can make Balrog your bitch, because he's too dumb to duck down. He actually takes the entire combo damage. And doesn't even fall down. Manly or dumb? You decide.<br /> <br /> Hadouken: Down, down-forward, forward + punch (X, Y or L) - I found that one by furiously button-mashing. I _THINK_ it travels faster depending on which button you press; X is slower and L is faster. And apparently, when someone is moving rapidly towards you (for example, E. Honda), the Hadouken deals about twice as much damage as normally.<br /> <br /> Shoryuken: Down, forward, down-forward + punch (X, Y or L) - this is nearly impossible to execute unless you just mash the directional buttons. Seems to be fairly useless on later bosses, such as Sagat or M. Bison.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter 2 Turbo: Hyper Fighting (SNES)===<br /> ====Chun Li====<br /> That jump-over move: Lean in really close to the opponent, forward + L - Looks kinda cool, but it's easily blockable.<br /> <br /> Backflip: Lean in really close to the opponent, Forward + A - Useful for dodging that pesky shoryuken, one would think.<br /> <br /> Ultra-hyper-kick: Tap A really fast - Chun Li's definite move. If you can land all hits on an enemy, you get massive damage *cough*.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Forum Members]]</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Nekkoru&diff=3890 Nekkoru 2008-07-12T21:43:48Z

<p>Nekkoru: </p> <hr /> <div>My name is Nekkoru and I was born on the fateful day of 25th January, 1992.<br /> <br /> I am known for my inability to perform any combo in any fighting game. As such, I try to learn performing them so I don't suck ass. As such, I have dedicated a super-spiffy section dedicated to my combos.<br /> <br /> == My combos ==<br /> <br /> For Street Fighter games: I included several versions, because I learned some combos in different versions.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter 2: The World Warrior (SNES)===<br /> ====Ryu====<br /> Spinning-kick thing: Down, Back, Kick (B, A or R) - Depending on what button you press, the lenght of the combo will change. B is the shortest, A is kinda meh and R can fly you through the entire stage. This move can make Balrog your bitch, because he's too dumb to duck down. He actually takes the entire combo damage. And doesn't even fall down. Manly or dumb? You decide.<br /> <br /> Hadouken: Down, down-forward, forward + punch (X, Y or L) - I found that one by furiously button-mashing. I _THINK_ it travels faster depending on which button you press; X is slower and L is faster. And apparently, when someone is moving rapidly towards you (for example, E. Honda), the Hadouken deals about twice as much damage as normally.<br /> <br /> Shoryuken: Down, forward, down-forward + punch (X, Y or L) - this is nearly impossible to execute unless you just mash the directional buttons. Seems to be fairly useless on later bosses, such as Sagat or M. Bison.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter 2 Turbo: Hyper Fighting (SNES)===<br /> ====Chun Li====<br /> That jump-over move: Lean in really close to the opponent, forward + L - Looks kinda cool, but it's easily blockable.<br /> <br /> Backflip: Up + A - Useful for dodging that pesky shoryuken, one would think.<br /> <br /> Ultra-hyper-kick: Tap A really fast - Chun Li's definite move. If you can land all hits on an enemy, you get massive damage *cough*.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Forum Members]]</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Nekkoru&diff=3889 Nekkoru 2008-07-12T21:40:24Z

<p>Nekkoru: </p> <hr /> <div>My name is Nekkoru and I was born on the fateful day of 25th January, 1992.<br /> <br /> I am known for my inability to perform any combo in any fighting game. As such, I try to learn performing them so I don't suck ass. As such, I have dedicated a super-spiffy section dedicated to my combos.<br /> <br /> == My combos ==<br /> <br /> For Street Fighter games: I included several versions, because I learned some combos in different versions.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter 2: The World Warrior (SNES)===<br /> ====Ryu====<br /> Spinning-kick thing: Down, Back, Kick (B, A or R) - Depending on what button you press, the lenght of the combo will change. B is the shortest, A is kinda meh and R can fly you through the entire stage. This move can make Balrog your bitch, because he's too dumb to duck down. He actually takes the entire combo damage. And doesn't even fall down. Manly or dumb? You decide.<br /> <br /> Hadouken: Down, down-forward, forward + punch (X, Y or L) - I found that one by furiously button-mashing. I _THINK_ it travels faster depending on which button you press; X is slower and L is faster. And apparently, when someone is moving rapidly towards you (for example, E. Honda), the Hadouken deals about twice as much damage as normally.<br /> <br /> Shoryuken: Down, forward, down-forward + punch (X, Y or L) - this is nearly impossible to execute unless you just mash the directional buttons. Seems to be fairly useless on later bosses, such as Sagat or M. Bison.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter 2 Turbo: Hyper Fighting (SNES)===<br /> ====Chun Li====<br /> That jump-over move: Lean in really close to the opponent, forward + L - Looks kinda cool, but it's easily blockable.<br /> <br /> Backflip: Up + A - Useful for dodging that pesky shoryuken, one would think.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Forum Members]]</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Nekkoru&diff=3888 Nekkoru 2008-07-12T21:39:12Z

<p>Nekkoru: </p> <hr /> <div>My name is Nekkoru and I was born on the fateful day of 25th January, 1992.<br /> <br /> I am known for my inability to perform any combo in any fighting game. As such, I try to learn performing them so I don't suck ass. As such, I have dedicated a super-spiffy section dedicated to my combos.<br /> <br /> == My combos ==<br /> <br /> For Street Fighter games: I included several versions, because I learned some combos in different versions.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter 2: The World Warrior (SNES)===<br /> ====Ryu====<br /> Spinning-kick thing: Down, Back, Kick (B, A or R) - Depending on what button you press, the lenght of the combo will change. B is the shortest, A is kinda meh and R can fly you through the entire stage. This move can make Balrog your bitch, because he's too dumb to duck down. He actually takes the entire combo damage. And doesn't even fall down. Manly or dumb? You decide.<br /> <br /> Hadouken: Down, down-forward, forward + punch (X, Y or L) - I found that one by furiously button-mashing. I _THINK_ it travels faster depending on which button you press; X is slower and L is faster. And apparently, when someone is moving rapidly towards you (for example, E. Honda), the Hadouken deals about twice as much damage as normally.<br /> <br /> Shoryuken: Down, forward, down-forward + punch (X, Y or L) - this is nearly impossible to execute unless you just mash the directional buttons. Seems to be fairly useless on later bosses, such as Sagat or M. Bison.<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter 2 Turbo: Hyper Fighting (SNES)===<br /> ====Chun Li====<br /> That jump-over move: Lean in really close to the opponent, forward + L - Looks kinda cool, but it's easily blockable.<br /> <br /> Backflip: Forward + A - the procedure is the same as with her previous move. Do the drill.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Forum Members]]</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Wii_Numbers/Codes&diff=3874 Wii Numbers/Codes 2008-07-12T14:07:08Z

<p>Nekkoru: </p> <hr /> <div>So you've got a Wii and want to add the Sydlexia.com forum members to your friendslist? Remember that games use Friend Codes and the system itself uses Wii Numbers.<br /> <br /> Here's the list of who's got what and their codes for them:<br /> <br /> {| class="sortable" style="background-color:#111111;color:#eeeeee;" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="4"<br /> ! Forum Member !! [[Wii]] Number !! [[Super Smash Brothers Brawl|SSBB]] !! [[Mario Kart Wii]]<br /> |- <br /> | [[altairWTF]] || 0000-6347-2920-4314 || 3480-2232-2449 || &nbsp;<br /> |- <br /> | [[Bluey]] || 2513-5664-0698-3418 || 1032-2534-1421 || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[Char Aznable]] || 5778-9830-9956-3654 || 2277-6379-2155 || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[chunx]] || &nbsp; || 1676-3111-4575 || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[crookshow]] || &nbsp; || 5112-3340-2187 || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[Douche McCallister]] || 6520-0840-0143-9605 || 2664-1869-6810 || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[greeneyedzeke]] || &nbsp; || 5112-3092-5564 || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[JEW]] || 2275-8316-7922-9717 || 0473-7454-7534 || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[Jon Snow]] || &nbsp; || 1805-1876-7506 || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[JRA]] || &nbsp; || 2984-8285-7068 || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[Ky-Guy]] || 4394-3302-0352-9183 || 5155-2584-7340 || 2406-5523-1811<br /> |-<br /> | [[Laminated Sky]] || 4437-2133-0453-9800 || 3609-2190-7657 ||1805-3340-2543 <br /> |-<br /> | [[Lordsathien]] || 0260-0956-1620-8806 || 3351-3811-0653 || 4167-5042-6147<br /> |-<br /> | [[MOGHARR]] || 4437-5633-4433-0287 || 3093-8724-8107 || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[Morphine Jim]] || 4659-7091-1921-3500 || &nbsp; || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[Nekkoru]] || 0242-5488-9641-8570 || &nbsp; || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[Optimist With Doubts]] || 6808-0862-5462-0262 || &nbsp; || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[Red Mage]] || &nbsp; || 4468-2518-6433 || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[Rendman]] || 8120-9353-5044-8050 || &nbsp; || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[supermario3]] || 5241-1578-2227 || &nbsp; || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[Syd Lexia]] || 0449-2419-1577-2868 || 0602-6063-1318 || &nbsp;<br /> |-<br /> | [[username]] || 5845-1352-5951-6825 || 3952-6700-8872 || 5155-3344-4178<br /> |-<br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /><br /> [[Category:The Forums]]<br /> [[Category:Lists]]</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Nekkoru&diff=3873 Nekkoru 2008-07-12T12:27:01Z

<p>Nekkoru: </p> <hr /> <div>My name is Nekkoru and I was born on the fateful day of 25th January, 1992.<br /> <br /> I am known for my inability to perform any combo in any fighting game. As such, I try to learn performing them so I don't suck ass. As such, I have dedicated a super-spiffy section dedicated to my combos.<br /> <br /> == My combos ==<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter 2: The World Warrior (SNES)===<br /> ====Ryu====<br /> Spinning-kick thing: Down, Back, Kick (B, A or R) - Depending on what button you press, the lenght of the combo will change. B is the shortest, A is kinda meh and R can fly you through the entire stage. This move can make Balrog your bitch, because he's too dumb to duck down. He actually takes the entire combo damage. And doesn't even fall down. Manly or dumb? You decide.<br /> <br /> Hadouken: Down, down-forward, forward + punch (X, Y or L) - I found that one by furiously button-mashing. I _THINK_ it travels faster depending on which button you press; X is slower and L is faster. And apparently, when someone is moving rapidly towards you (for example, E. Honda), the Hadouken deals about twice as much damage as normally.<br /> <br /> Shoryuken: Down, forward, down-forward + punch (X, Y or L) - this is nearly impossible to execute unless you just mash the directional buttons. Seems to be fairly useless on later bosses, such as Sagat or M. Bison.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Forum Members]]</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Street_Fighter_II&diff=3773 Street Fighter II 2008-07-10T21:50:05Z

<p>Nekkoru: </p> <hr /> <div>Street Fighter was released in many different versions and for multiple systems.<br /> <br /> All that you must know is that guys who use [[Chun-Li]] or [[E. Honda]] so that they can just hit one button really fast only do it because they jerk off too much and can't play a character that requires skill.<br /> <br /> == People Who Kick Ass at Street Fighter ==<br /> <br /> *[[Murdar Machene]]<br /> <br /> *[[Char Aznable]]<br /> <br /> *[[Mr. Bomberman]]<br /> <br /> *[[Bobashotmace]]<br /> <br /> *[[Your mom]]<br /> <br /> == People Who Suck Ass at Street Fighter ==<br /> <br /> *[[GPFontaine]]<br /> *[[Nekkoru]]<br /> <br /> == People Who Suck Kicked Ass at Street Fighter ==<br /> <br /> *[[Enshinkarateman]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Video Games]]</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Nekkoru&diff=3769 Nekkoru 2008-07-10T21:35:20Z

<p>Nekkoru: </p> <hr /> <div>My name is Nekkoru and I was born on the fateful day of 25th January, 1992.<br /> <br /> I am known for my inability to perform any combo in any fighting game. As such, I try to learn performing them so I don't suck ass. As such, I have dedicated a super-spiffy section dedicated to my combos.<br /> <br /> == My combos ==<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter 2: The World Warrior (SNES)===<br /> ====Ryu====<br /> Spinning-kick thing: Down, Back, Kick (B, A or R) - Depending on what button you press, the lenght of the combo will change. B is the shortest, A is kinda meh and R can fly you through the entire stage. This move can make Balrog your bitch, because he's too dumb to duck down. He actually takes the entire combo damage. And doesn't even fall down. Manly or dumb? You decide.<br /> <br /> Hadouken: Down, down-forward, forward + punch (X, Y or L) - I found that one by furiously button-mashing. I _THINK_ it travels faster depending on which button you press; X is slower and L is faster. And apparently, when someone is moving rapidly towards you (for example, E. Honda), the Hadouken deals about twice as much damage as normally.</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Nekkoru&diff=3768 Nekkoru 2008-07-10T21:24:23Z

<p>Nekkoru: </p> <hr /> <div>My name is Nekkoru and I was born on the fateful day of 25th January, 1992.<br /> <br /> I am known for my inability to perform any combo in any fighting game. As such, I try to learn performing them so I don't suck ass. As such, I have dedicated a super-spiffy section dedicated to my combos.<br /> <br /> == My combos ==<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter 2: The World Warrior (SNES)===<br /> ====Ryu====<br /> Spinning-kick thing: Down, Back, Kick (B, A or R) - Depending on what button you press, the lenght of the combo will change. B is the shortest, A is kinda meh and R can fly you through the entire stage.<br /> <br /> Hadouken: Down, down-forward, forward + punch (X, Y or L) - I found that one by furiously button-mashing. I _THINK_ it travels faster depending on which button you press; X is slower and L is faster. And apparently, when someone is moving rapidly towards you (for example, E. Honda), the Hadouken deals about twice as much damage as normally.</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Nekkoru&diff=3766 Nekkoru 2008-07-10T20:55:59Z

<p>Nekkoru: New page: My name is Nekkoru and I was born on the fateful day of 25th January, 1992. I am known for my inability to perform any combo in any fighting game. As such, I try to learn performing them ...</p> <hr /> <div>My name is Nekkoru and I was born on the fateful day of 25th January, 1992.<br /> <br /> I am known for my inability to perform any combo in any fighting game. As such, I try to learn performing them so I don't suck ass. As such, I have dedicated a super-spiffy section dedicated to my combos.<br /> <br /> == My combos ==<br /> <br /> ===Street Fighter 2: The World Warrior===<br /> ====Ryu====<br /> Spinning-kick thing: Down, Back, Kick (B, A or R) - Depending on what button you press, the lenght of the combo will change. B is the shortest, A is kinda meh and R can fly you through the entire stage.</div>

Nekkoru http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=List_of_SydLexia.com_birthdays&diff=3746 List of SydLexia.com birthdays 2008-07-09T12:07:09Z

<p>Nekkoru: </p> <hr /> <div>This is a list of the birthdays of all participating forum members.<br /> <br /> == January ==<br /> * January 23rd: [[Knyte]]<br /> * January 25th: [[Nekkoru]]<br /> <br /> == February ==<br /> * February 10th: [[Chunx]]<br /> * February 17th: [[Valdronius]]<br /> * February 18th: [[Syd Lexia]]<br /> <br /> == March ==<br /> * March 4th: [[Ross Rifle]]<br /> * March 18th: [[Kubo]]<br /> * March 22nd: [[Murdar Machene]]<br /> * March 23rd: [[Black Zarak]]<br /> * March 28th: [[Cattivo]]<br /> <br /> == April ==<br /> * April 1st: [[MOGHARR]]<br /> * April 11th: [[Optimist With Doubts]]<br /> * April 11th: [[Spanky McCracken]]<br /> * April 16th: [[greeneyedzeke]]<br /> <br /> == May ==<br /> * May 16th: [[Ky-Guy]]<br /> * May 17th: [[krislexia]]<br /> * May 20th: [[Char Aznable]]<br /> <br /> == June ==<br /> * June 1st: [[Dummies_ch2]]<br /> * June 5th: [[Mr. Bomberman]]<br /> * June 15th: [[Bluey]]<br /> * June 16th: [[Enshinkarateman]]<br /> * June 21st: [[APLETHORAOFPINATAS]]<br /> * June 27th: [[Ghandi]]<br /> <br /> == July ==<br /> * July 9th: [[GPFontaine]]<br /> * July 21st: [[Grimmriffer]]<br /> <br /> == August ==<br /> * August 3rd: [[Scamrock]]<br /> * August 9th: [[Laminated Sky]]<br /> * August 20th: [[aika]]<br /> * August 30th: [[Tyop]]<br /> <br /> == September ==<br /> * September 8th: [[bjork]]<br /> * September 8th: [[Bobashotmace]]<br /> * September 17th: [[Chrisby]]<br /> * September 18th: [[sidewaydriver]]<br /> * September 27th: [[DarkMaze]]<br /> <br /> == October ==<br /> <br /> == November ==<br /> * November 1st: [[Douche McCallister]]<br /> * November 3rd: [[SydLexia.com]]<br /> * November 13th: [[Cam-win]]<br /> * November 26th: [[DarknessDeku]]<br /> <br /> == December ==<br /> * December 10th: [[Not Sure]] was built.<br /> * December 16th: [[Dr. Jeebus]]<br /> * December 18th: [[lordsathien]]<br /> * December 29th: [[Tebor]]<br /> <br /> [[Category: Forum Members]]<br /> [[Category: Lists]]<br /> [[Category: The Forums]]</div>

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