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		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
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	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=HardcoreGamer4Ever&amp;diff=16761</id>
		<title>HardcoreGamer4Ever</title>
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		<updated>2016-07-03T00:14:19Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: /* Website */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;He's a 20 year old user who's not only fat, but a loser. He called himself HardcoreGamer4Ever, but his favorite company is [[Nintendo]]. The origin of his name is that he's not like other hardcore gamers in that they like violent, mature games, such as [[Grand Theft Auto]] and first person shooters, but he loves video games and he believes they are the one of the best forms of entertainment. However, he still does like GTA and whatnot. He is still a fat fuck and a nerd. His greatest accomplishment is his 4 Virgin Of The Year Awards, which is indeed a world record. He believes retro games are better than modern ones, though he still enjoys modern games. His favorite console is the [[SNES]]. His name was changed from HardcoreGamer4Ever to Logan on July 1, 2011. Despite the fact that he's now legally an adult, he's about as mature as a 3 year old.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Website==&lt;br /&gt;
Logan started a website back in 2010 called [http://happykatana.wordpress.com The Greatest Blog Of All Time.] He changed the name in March 2013 to [[Happy Katana]] due to another website going by that name. It has four writers, and it's a fairly decent pop culture website, though that's certainly not due to Logan's writing. Some of his influences are [[Syd Lexia]], [[The Video Game Critic]], [[Maddox]], and his old blog, Retro Gaming Is Best.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Forum Members]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Forum liberals]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
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	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=HardcoreGamer4Ever&amp;diff=16760</id>
		<title>HardcoreGamer4Ever</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=HardcoreGamer4Ever&amp;diff=16760"/>
		<updated>2016-07-03T00:14:07Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: /* Website */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;He's a 20 year old user who's not only fat, but a loser. He called himself HardcoreGamer4Ever, but his favorite company is [[Nintendo]]. The origin of his name is that he's not like other hardcore gamers in that they like violent, mature games, such as [[Grand Theft Auto]] and first person shooters, but he loves video games and he believes they are the one of the best forms of entertainment. However, he still does like GTA and whatnot. He is still a fat fuck and a nerd. His greatest accomplishment is his 4 Virgin Of The Year Awards, which is indeed a world record. He believes retro games are better than modern ones, though he still enjoys modern games. His favorite console is the [[SNES]]. His name was changed from HardcoreGamer4Ever to Logan on July 1, 2011. Despite the fact that he's now legally an adult, he's about as mature as a 3 year old.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Website==&lt;br /&gt;
Logan started a website back in 2010 called [[http://happykatana.wordpress.com The Greatest Blog Of All Time.] He changed the name in March 2013 to [[Happy Katana]] due to another website going by that name. It has four writers, and it's a fairly decent pop culture website, though that's certainly not due to Logan's writing. Some of his influences are [[Syd Lexia]], [[The Video Game Critic]], [[Maddox]], and his old blog, Retro Gaming Is Best.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Forum Members]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Forum liberals]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
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	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Fucking_State_of:_Iowa&amp;diff=16759</id>
		<title>Fucking State of: Iowa</title>
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		<updated>2016-07-03T00:12:42Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;Iowa is positively brown. Like, seriously, one time I was driving through Iowa from Missouri on the way to the Mall of America, and it was completely ''boring''. Just nothing to look at except big fields of dead brown grass. And maybe some yellow for good measure. Also, Iowa is - not unlike Missouri and Kansas - extremely flat. Did I mention boring?&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
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		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=John_Candy&amp;diff=16758</id>
		<title>John Candy</title>
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		<updated>2016-07-03T00:11:18Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;Kicked ass in &amp;quot;Uncle Buck&amp;quot;. Too bad he died. RIP.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Actors]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
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	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Chun-Li&amp;diff=16757</id>
		<title>Chun-Li</title>
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		<updated>2016-07-03T00:09:32Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;She is a character in the [[Street Fighter]] games.&lt;br /&gt;
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== History ==&lt;br /&gt;
It is said that when she was very little she suffered a permanent injury after straddling a chain link fence.  Since she was no longer able to do the deed, she has worked on protecting that portion of her body from further harm.  Her greatest defense is her insane kick of bitchiness.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Facts ==&lt;br /&gt;
No one likes her very much.&lt;br /&gt;
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You used to &amp;quot;Strong Kick&amp;quot; with her and pause it at the right moment so you could see her ass cheeks.&lt;br /&gt;
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She is the focus of a lot of [[hentai]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In Street Fighter II, her Lightning Kick was one of the best moves in the game. However, as of late (particularly in Capcom vs. SNK 2), her lightning kick is crap; the range has been severely reduced and it rarely hits more than three times. Also, as of late, they've stripped her of all her useful moves save for her Lightning Kick, her fireball, and her Spinning Bird Kick, so she's basically useless.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Rumors ==&lt;br /&gt;
She likes to play with fire, but only when there is a new moon.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Lies ==&lt;br /&gt;
There has been speculation that she tag teamed with [[Blanka]] and [[Dhalsim]].&lt;br /&gt;
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There is no way that this is true.  Blanka's unit dropped off when he turned into a beast and the rumor came out prior to [[Viagra]], making it impossible for Dhalsim to have done anything.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Video Game Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
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	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Final_Fantasy_III&amp;diff=16756</id>
		<title>Final Fantasy III</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Final_Fantasy_III&amp;diff=16756"/>
		<updated>2016-07-03T00:08:23Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;[[Final Fantasy III]] is the third Final Fantasy game.&lt;br /&gt;
It wasn't released outside of Japan until 2006, which sucks because it's a totally kickass game where you play as a group of orphans who travel around the world beating the shit out of monsters.  There is a crappy section where you have to shrink yourself and there are a bunch of monsters that kick your ass since you can't fight back.  After that, it is mostly smooth sailing until the final boss kicks your ass for not fighting these four &amp;quot;optional&amp;quot; bosses. Biggest waste of three hours in my life.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Video Games]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
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	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Metroid_Fusion&amp;diff=16755</id>
		<title>Metroid Fusion</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Metroid_Fusion&amp;diff=16755"/>
		<updated>2016-07-03T00:07:24Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;A [[Metroid]] game.&lt;br /&gt;
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Worth noting is that it's [[Cameron]]'s favorite Metroid game. He really wishes he could own the soundtrack in some form, but his GBA emulator doesn't have a &amp;quot;record&amp;quot; option, and it's not like it's out on CD.&lt;br /&gt;
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It was inspired by the movie [[Alien Resurrection]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Video Games]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
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	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Pretty_pictures&amp;diff=16754</id>
		<title>Pretty pictures</title>
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		<updated>2016-07-03T00:06:37Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Some Pretty Pictures&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:halo.jpg]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:Halo.jpg]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Image:Halo.jpg]][[Image:halo.jpg]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:Halo.jpg]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:halo.jpg]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Pretty_pictures&amp;diff=16753</id>
		<title>Pretty pictures</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Pretty_pictures&amp;diff=16753"/>
		<updated>2016-07-03T00:05:15Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Some Pretty Pictures&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:Halo.jpg]][[Image:Halo.jpg]][[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:Halo.jpg]][[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Pretty_pictures&amp;diff=16752</id>
		<title>Pretty pictures</title>
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		<updated>2016-07-03T00:04:51Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Some Pretty Pictures&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:Halo.jpg]][[Image:Halo.jpg]][[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:Halo.jpg]][[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Pretty_pictures&amp;diff=16751</id>
		<title>Pretty pictures</title>
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		<updated>2016-07-03T00:03:55Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Some Pretty Pictures&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:Halo.jpg]][[Image:Halo.jpg]][[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:Halo.jpg]][[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Pretty_pictures&amp;diff=16750</id>
		<title>Pretty pictures</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Pretty_pictures&amp;diff=16750"/>
		<updated>2016-07-03T00:03:40Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Some Pretty Pictures&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:Halo.jpg]][[Image:Halo.jpg]][[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:Halo.jpg]][[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:halo.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]][[Image:Example.jpg]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Link%27s_Awakening_(fangame)&amp;diff=16749</id>
		<title>Link's Awakening (fangame)</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Link%27s_Awakening_(fangame)&amp;diff=16749"/>
		<updated>2016-07-03T00:01:35Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening is a crappy fangame totally unrelated to [[The Legend of Zelda]] series. It was made by a loser who goes by &amp;quot;Leroy Jenkins&amp;quot; (but is not the real Leroy Jenkins). The game had horrible graphics, choppy gameplay, bad music, and it was short and lazy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The game was shortly deleted.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== First Quest Plot ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Intro===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link wakes up. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Konamaze===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link tries to find his father. To do this, he has to go to the maze 61 feet away from him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link is in the &amp;quot;Konamaze&amp;quot; and has to navigate correctly&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''SPOILERS'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To get out of the Konamaze he has to follow the following directions:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*North&lt;br /&gt;
*North&lt;br /&gt;
*South&lt;br /&gt;
*South&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At this point, you will be back where you came from, but there will be a tiny black pixel in the center of the maze&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*West&lt;br /&gt;
*East&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At this point, you will again be back where you came from, but the hole will be a 3X3 black pixel&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*West&lt;br /&gt;
*East&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At this point, the hole should be an 4X7 pixel crack in the ground. Next to it, a red A and a red B is shown. Defeat the B and THEN the A. If you did it in that order, the hole should open up to be a 15X25 pixel rift. Go inside the rift.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Ending===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link will find his father lying next to a bed. His father is dead.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Credits===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:AwakenFanGame2.PNG|thumb|right|That bed sucks.]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Leroy Jenkins: Art&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Leroy Jenkins: Gameplay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Leroy Jenkins: Music&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nintendo: Rights to The Legend of Zelda&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Epilogue===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link falls asleep.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Second Quest Plot ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Intro=== &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link is sleeping&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Sleep===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do nothing for 5 minutes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Ending===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link is still sleeping&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Credits===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:AwakenFanGame3.PNG|thumb|right|Oops?]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Leroy Jenkins: Gameplay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Leroy Jenkins: Music&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Leroy Jenkins: Art&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nintendo: Rights to the Legend of Zelda&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Epilogue===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link falls out of the bed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Secret Quest Plot==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Mashup===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Enter the [[Konami Code]] to unlock a hidden mini-game. Link will do a fun and funny dance mashup.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===SPOILER===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Press any fucking button you want and Link will dance like a complete moron.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Ending===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link will start spinning out of control for no reason and go offscreen.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Credits===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:AwakenFanGame.PNG|thumb|right|Not worth it.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Leroy Jenkins: Gameplay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Leroy Jenkins: Music&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Leroy Jenkins: Art&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nintendo: Rights to the Legend of Zelda&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Epilogue=== &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link will fall down. Then he disappears and is replaced by Link's &amp;quot;dead&amp;quot; father. He starts doing a fun and funny mash-up too.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Link%27s_Awakening_(fangame)&amp;diff=16748</id>
		<title>Link's Awakening (fangame)</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Link%27s_Awakening_(fangame)&amp;diff=16748"/>
		<updated>2016-07-03T00:00:16Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening is a crappy fangame totally unrelated to [[The Legend of Zelda]] series. It was made by a loser who goes by &amp;quot;Leroy Jenkins&amp;quot; (but is not the real Leroy Jenkins). The game had horrible graphics, choppy gameplay, bad music, and it was short and lazy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The game was shortly deleted.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== First Quest Plot ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Intro===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link wakes up. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Konamaze===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link tries to find his father. To do this, he has to go to the maze 61 feet away from him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link is in the &amp;quot;Konamaze&amp;quot; and has to navigate correctly&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''SPOILERS'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To get out of the Konamaze he has to follow the following directions:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*North&lt;br /&gt;
*North&lt;br /&gt;
*South&lt;br /&gt;
*South&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At this point, you will be back where you came from, but there will be a tiny black pixel in the center of the maze&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*West&lt;br /&gt;
*East&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At this point, you will again be back where you came from, but the hole will be a 3X3 black pixel&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*West&lt;br /&gt;
*East&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At this point, the hole should be an 4X7 pixel crack in the ground. Next to it, a red A and a red B is shown. Defeat the B and THEN the A. If you did it in that order, the hole should open up to be a 15X25 pixel rift. Go inside the rift.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Ending===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link will find his father lying next to a bed. His father is dead.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Credits===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:AwakenFanGame2.PNG|thumb|right|That bed sucks.]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Leroy Jenkins: Art&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Leroy Jenkins: Gameplay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Leroy Jenkins: Music&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nintendo: Rights to The Legend of Zelda&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Epilogue===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link falls asleep.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Second Quest Plot ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Intro=== &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link is sleeping&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Sleep===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do nothing for 5 minutes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Ending===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link is still sleeping&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Credits===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:AwakenFanGame3.PNG|thumb|right|Oops?]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Leroy Jenkins: Gameplay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Leroy Jenkins: Music&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Leroy Jenkins: Art&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nintendo: Rights to the Legend of Zelda&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Epilogue===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link falls out of the bed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Secret Quest Plot==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Enter the [[Konami Code]] to unlock a hidden minigame.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Mashup===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link will do a fun and funny dance mashup&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===SPOILER===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Press any fucking button you want and Link will dance like a complete moron.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Ending===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link will start spinning out of control for no reason and go offscreen.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Credits===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:AwakenFanGame.PNG|thumb|right|Not worth it.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Leroy Jenkins: Gameplay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Leroy Jenkins: Music&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Leroy Jenkins: Art&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nintendo: Rights to the Legend of Zelda&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Epilogue=== &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link will fall down. Then he disappears and is replaced by Link's &amp;quot;dead&amp;quot; father. He starts doing a fun and funny mash-up too.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Link%27s_Awakening_(fangame)&amp;diff=16747</id>
		<title>Link's Awakening (fangame)</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Link%27s_Awakening_(fangame)&amp;diff=16747"/>
		<updated>2016-07-02T23:57:42Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening is a crappy fangame totally unrelated to [[The Legend of Zelda]] series. It was made by a loser who goes by &amp;quot;Leroy Jenkins&amp;quot; (but is not the real Leroy Jenkins). The game had horrible graphics, choppy gameplay, bad music, and it was short and lazy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The game was shortly deleted.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== First Quest Plot ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Intro===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link wakes up. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Konamaze===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link tries to find his father. To do this, he has to go to the maze 61 feet away from him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link is in the &amp;quot;Konamaze&amp;quot; and has to navigate correctly&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''SPOILERS'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To get out of the Konamaze he has to follow the following directions:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*North&lt;br /&gt;
*North&lt;br /&gt;
*South&lt;br /&gt;
*South&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At this point, you will be back where you came from, but there will be a tiny black pixel in the center of the maze&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*West&lt;br /&gt;
*East&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At this point, you will again be back where you came from, but the hole will be a 3X3 black pixel&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*West&lt;br /&gt;
*East&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At this point, the hole should be an 4X7 pixel crack in the ground. Next to it, a red A and a red B is shown. Defeat the B and THEN the A. If you did it in that order, the hole should open up to be a 15X25 pixel rift. Go inside the rift.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Ending===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link will find his father lying next to a bed. His father is dead.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Credits===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:AwakenFanGame2.PNG|thumb|right|That bed sucks.]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Leroy Jenkins: Art&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Leroy Jenkins: Gameplay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Leroy Jenkins: Music&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nintendo: Rights to The Legend of Zelda&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Epilogue===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link falls asleep.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Second Quest Plot ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Intro=== &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link is sleeping&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Sleep===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do nothing for 5 minutes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Ending===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link is still sleeping&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Credits===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:AwakenFanGame3.PNG|thumb|right|Oops?]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Leroy Jenkins: Gameplay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Leroy Jenkins: Music&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Leroy Jenkins: Art&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nintendo: Rights to the Legend of Zelda&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Epilogue===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link falls out of the bed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Secret Quest Plot==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Enter the [[Konami Code]] to unlock a hidden minigame&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:AwakenFanGame.PNG|thumb|right|Not worth it.]]&lt;br /&gt;
===Mashup===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link will do a fun and funny dance mashup&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''SPOILERS'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Press any fucking button you want and Link will dance like a complete moron.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Ending===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link will start spinning out of control for no reason and go offscreen.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Credits===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Leroy Jenkins: Gameplay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Leroy Jenkins: Music&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Leroy Jenkins: Art&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nintendo: Rights to the Legend of Zelda&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Epilogue=== &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Link will fall down. Then he disappears and is replaced by Link's &amp;quot;dead&amp;quot; father. He starts doing a fun and funny mash-up too.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Haddox&amp;diff=16746</id>
		<title>Haddox</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Haddox&amp;diff=16746"/>
		<updated>2016-07-02T23:53:52Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;table&amp;gt;&amp;lt;tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td&amp;gt;[[Image:Haddoxavatar.png|thumb|A Flying Hellfish?]]&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td&amp;gt;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td&amp;gt;[[Haddox]] is a member of the [[SydLexia.com forums]]. He joined the forums May 12th, 2006, but rarely posts.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;He claims to be a pirate and has a website called [[The Best Page In The Universe]].&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/table&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== FAQ ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Is Haddox' website a rip-off of [[Maddox]]' Best Page In The Universe?&lt;br /&gt;
: No. While there are some similarities in writing style, website layout and the names of the authors and their respective websites, they have virtually nothing in common.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Is Haddox an alter ego of [[Syd]]?&lt;br /&gt;
: No.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Who is Haddox then?&lt;br /&gt;
: Not Syd.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; But why is his website hosted on [[SydLexia.com]]?&lt;br /&gt;
: Allegedly Haddox is in the possession of a rather embarrassing video involving Syd and vast amounts of [[Erin Esurance]] hentai, but as of now, that is just a rumor.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Why isn't Haddox more active on the forums?&lt;br /&gt;
: He's too busy not updating his site.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; How can I contact Haddox?&lt;br /&gt;
: Send him an [mailto:haddox@sydlexia.com?subject=I'm%20a%20gullible%20idiot,%20please%20abuse%20me e-mail].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Haddox Facts ==&lt;br /&gt;
* According to &amp;quot;the list that started it all&amp;quot; on his website, his full name is Charles Milles Haddox.&lt;br /&gt;
* In addition to being a pirate, he is a mathematics major and ex-telemarketer.&lt;br /&gt;
* He is a big fan of Cadbury eggs.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== External links ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://haddox.sydlexia.com/ Haddox' website]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;amp;u=79 Haddox' forum profile]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Forum Members]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:SydLexia.com]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Haddox&amp;diff=16745</id>
		<title>Haddox</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Haddox&amp;diff=16745"/>
		<updated>2016-07-02T23:53:35Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;table&amp;gt;&amp;lt;tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td&amp;gt;[[Image:Haddoxavatar.png|thumb|A Flying Hellfish?]]&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td&amp;gt;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td&amp;gt;[[Haddox]] is a member of the [[SydLexia.com forums]]. He joined the forums May 12th, 2006, but rarely posts.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;He claims to be a pirate and has a website called [[The Best Page In The Universe]].&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/table&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== FAQ ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Is Haddox' website a rip-off of [[Maddox]]' Best Page In The Universe?&lt;br /&gt;
: No. While there are some similarities in writing style, website layout and the names of the authors and their respective websites, they have virtually nothing in common.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Is Haddox an alter ego of [[Syd]]?&lt;br /&gt;
: No.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Who is Haddox then?&lt;br /&gt;
: Not Syd.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; But why is his website hosted on [[SydLexia.com]]?&lt;br /&gt;
: Allegedly Haddox is in the possession of a rather embarrassing video involving Syd and vast amounts of [[Erin Esurance]] hentai, but as of now, that is just a rumor.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Why isn't Haddox more active on the forums?&lt;br /&gt;
: He's too busy not updating his site.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; How can I contact Haddox?&lt;br /&gt;
: Send him an [mailto:haddox@sydlexia.com?subject=I'm%20a%20gullible%20idiot,%20please%20abuse%20me e-mail].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Haddox Facts ==&lt;br /&gt;
* According to &amp;quot;the list that started it all&amp;quot; on his website, his full name is Charles Milles Haddox.&lt;br /&gt;
* In addition to being a pirate, he is a mathematics major and ex-telemarketer.&lt;br /&gt;
* He is a big fan of Cadbury eggs.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== External links ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://haddox.sydlexia.com/ Haddox' website]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;amp;u=79 Haddox' forum profile]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Forum Members]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:SydLexia.com]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Haddox&amp;diff=16744</id>
		<title>Haddox</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Haddox&amp;diff=16744"/>
		<updated>2016-07-02T23:53:10Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;table&amp;gt;&amp;lt;tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td&amp;gt;[[Image:Haddoxavatar.png|thumb|A Flying Hellfish?]]&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td&amp;gt;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td&amp;gt;[[Haddox]] is a member of the [[SydLexia.com forums]]. He joined the forums May 12th, 2006, but rarely posts. He claims to be a pirate and has a website called [[The Best Page In The Universe]].&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/table&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== FAQ ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Is Haddox' website a rip-off of [[Maddox]]' Best Page In The Universe?&lt;br /&gt;
: No. While there are some similarities in writing style, website layout and the names of the authors and their respective websites, they have virtually nothing in common.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Is Haddox an alter ego of [[Syd]]?&lt;br /&gt;
: No.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Who is Haddox then?&lt;br /&gt;
: Not Syd.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; But why is his website hosted on [[SydLexia.com]]?&lt;br /&gt;
: Allegedly Haddox is in the possession of a rather embarrassing video involving Syd and vast amounts of [[Erin Esurance]] hentai, but as of now, that is just a rumor.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Why isn't Haddox more active on the forums?&lt;br /&gt;
: He's too busy not updating his site.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; How can I contact Haddox?&lt;br /&gt;
: Send him an [mailto:haddox@sydlexia.com?subject=I'm%20a%20gullible%20idiot,%20please%20abuse%20me e-mail].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Haddox Facts ==&lt;br /&gt;
* According to &amp;quot;the list that started it all&amp;quot; on his website, his full name is Charles Milles Haddox.&lt;br /&gt;
* In addition to being a pirate, he is a mathematics major and ex-telemarketer.&lt;br /&gt;
* He is a big fan of Cadbury eggs.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== External links ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://haddox.sydlexia.com/ Haddox' website]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;amp;u=79 Haddox' forum profile]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Forum Members]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:SydLexia.com]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Haddox&amp;diff=16743</id>
		<title>Haddox</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Haddox&amp;diff=16743"/>
		<updated>2016-07-02T23:52:41Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;table&amp;gt;&amp;lt;tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td&amp;gt;[[Image:Haddoxavatar.png|thumb|A Flying Hellfish?]]&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td&amp;gt;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[Haddox]] is a member of the [[SydLexia.com forums]]. He joined the forums May 12th, 2006, but rarely posts. He claims to be a pirate and has a website called [[The Best Page In The Universe]].&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/table&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== FAQ ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Is Haddox' website a rip-off of [[Maddox]]' Best Page In The Universe?&lt;br /&gt;
: No. While there are some similarities in writing style, website layout and the names of the authors and their respective websites, they have virtually nothing in common.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Is Haddox an alter ego of [[Syd]]?&lt;br /&gt;
: No.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Who is Haddox then?&lt;br /&gt;
: Not Syd.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; But why is his website hosted on [[SydLexia.com]]?&lt;br /&gt;
: Allegedly Haddox is in the possession of a rather embarrassing video involving Syd and vast amounts of [[Erin Esurance]] hentai, but as of now, that is just a rumor.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Why isn't Haddox more active on the forums?&lt;br /&gt;
: He's too busy not updating his site.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; How can I contact Haddox?&lt;br /&gt;
: Send him an [mailto:haddox@sydlexia.com?subject=I'm%20a%20gullible%20idiot,%20please%20abuse%20me e-mail].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Haddox Facts ==&lt;br /&gt;
* According to &amp;quot;the list that started it all&amp;quot; on his website, his full name is Charles Milles Haddox.&lt;br /&gt;
* In addition to being a pirate, he is a mathematics major and ex-telemarketer.&lt;br /&gt;
* He is a big fan of Cadbury eggs.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== External links ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://haddox.sydlexia.com/ Haddox' website]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;amp;u=79 Haddox' forum profile]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Forum Members]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:SydLexia.com]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Haddox&amp;diff=16742</id>
		<title>Haddox</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Haddox&amp;diff=16742"/>
		<updated>2016-07-02T23:52:26Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;table&amp;gt;&amp;lt;tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td&amp;gt;[[Image:Haddoxavatar.png|thumb|A Flying Hellfish?]]&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td&amp;gt;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[Haddox]] is a member of the [[SydLexia.com forums]]. He joined the forums May 12th, 2006, but rarely posts. He claims to be a pirate and has a website called [[The Best Page In The Universe]].&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/table&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== FAQ ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Is Haddox' website a rip-off of [[Maddox]]' Best Page In The Universe?&lt;br /&gt;
: No. While there are some similarities in writing style, website layout and the names of the authors and their respective websites, they have virtually nothing in common.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Is Haddox an alter ego of [[Syd]]?&lt;br /&gt;
: No.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Who is Haddox then?&lt;br /&gt;
: Not Syd.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; But why is his website hosted on [[SydLexia.com]]?&lt;br /&gt;
: Allegedly Haddox is in the possession of a rather embarrassing video involving Syd and vast amounts of [[Erin Esurance]] hentai, but as of now, that is just a rumor.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Why isn't Haddox more active on the forums?&lt;br /&gt;
: He's too busy not updating his site.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; How can I contact Haddox?&lt;br /&gt;
: Send him an [mailto:haddox@sydlexia.com?subject=I'm%20a%20gullible%20idiot,%20please%20abuse%20me e-mail].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Haddox Facts ==&lt;br /&gt;
* According to &amp;quot;the list that started it all&amp;quot; on his website, his full name is Charles Milles Haddox.&lt;br /&gt;
* In addition to being a pirate, he is a mathematics major and ex-telemarketer.&lt;br /&gt;
* He is a big fan of Cadbury eggs.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== External links ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://haddox.sydlexia.com/ Haddox' website]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;amp;u=79 Haddox' forum profile]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Forum Members]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:SydLexia.com]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Haddox&amp;diff=16741</id>
		<title>Haddox</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Haddox&amp;diff=16741"/>
		<updated>2016-07-02T23:51:08Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;table&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;tr&amp;gt;[[Image:Haddoxavatar.png|thumb|A Flying Hellfish?]]&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;tr&amp;gt;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[Haddox]] is a member of the [[SydLexia.com forums]]. He joined the forums May 12th, 2006, but rarely posts. He claims to be a pirate and has a website called [[The Best Page In The Universe]].&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/table&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== FAQ ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Is Haddox' website a rip-off of [[Maddox]]' Best Page In The Universe?&lt;br /&gt;
: No. While there are some similarities in writing style, website layout and the names of the authors and their respective websites, they have virtually nothing in common.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Is Haddox an alter ego of [[Syd]]?&lt;br /&gt;
: No.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Who is Haddox then?&lt;br /&gt;
: Not Syd.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; But why is his website hosted on [[SydLexia.com]]?&lt;br /&gt;
: Allegedly Haddox is in the possession of a rather embarrassing video involving Syd and vast amounts of [[Erin Esurance]] hentai, but as of now, that is just a rumor.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Why isn't Haddox more active on the forums?&lt;br /&gt;
: He's too busy not updating his site.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; How can I contact Haddox?&lt;br /&gt;
: Send him an [mailto:haddox@sydlexia.com?subject=I'm%20a%20gullible%20idiot,%20please%20abuse%20me e-mail].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Haddox Facts ==&lt;br /&gt;
* According to &amp;quot;the list that started it all&amp;quot; on his website, his full name is Charles Milles Haddox.&lt;br /&gt;
* In addition to being a pirate, he is a mathematics major and ex-telemarketer.&lt;br /&gt;
* He is a big fan of Cadbury eggs.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== External links ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://haddox.sydlexia.com/ Haddox' website]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;amp;u=79 Haddox' forum profile]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Forum Members]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:SydLexia.com]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Joshwoodzy&amp;diff=16740</id>
		<title>Joshwoodzy</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Joshwoodzy&amp;diff=16740"/>
		<updated>2016-07-02T23:49:30Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[Image:Josh.gif|thumb|right]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
'''JoshWoodzy''' has been a forum member since May 22, 2008. He is 26. He lives with his wife and pets. He never, ever gets to play enough video games. He suspects a conspiracy of sorts, and an investigation is ongoing. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Has a beautiful daughter named Madilynn.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unknown to most members of the forum, GPFontaine is joshwoodzy's biological father. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Josh can play the drums pretty adequately.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Plays &amp;quot;Mouse Trap&amp;quot; like a champ. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He can eat a whole lot more than his stomach should hold.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Has been known to play through Mega Man 3 up to three times in a row. Seriously. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Does not like mustard.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is known to jog frequently.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Has a cat named Kitty and a cat named Zelda. Also a dog named Milo.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Top Ten NES Favorites ==&lt;br /&gt;
10. Metroid&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
9. Castlevania III &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
8. Megaman 2&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
7. Super Mario Bros.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
6. Ducktales&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
5. Faxanadu&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
4. Megaman 3&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
3. Final Fantasy &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
2. Dragon Warrior III&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
1. Super Mario Bros. 3&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Forum Members]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Joshwoodzy&amp;diff=16739</id>
		<title>Joshwoodzy</title>
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		<updated>2016-07-02T23:49:06Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Josh.gif|thumb|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''JoshWoodzy''' has been a forum member since May 22, 2008. He is 26. He lives with his wife and pets. He never, ever gets to play enough video games. He suspects a conspiracy of sorts, and an investigation is ongoing. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Has a beautiful daughter named Madilynn.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unknown to most members of the forum, GPFontaine is joshwoodzy's biological father. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Josh can play the drums pretty adequately.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Plays &amp;quot;Mouse Trap&amp;quot; like a champ. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He can eat a whole lot more than his stomach should hold.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Has been known to play through Mega Man 3 up to three times in a row. Seriously. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Does not like mustard.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is known to jog frequently.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Has a cat named Kitty and a cat named Zelda. Also a dog named Milo.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Top Ten NES Favorites ==&lt;br /&gt;
10. Metroid&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
9. Castlevania III &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
8. Megaman 2&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
7. Super Mario Bros.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
6. Ducktales&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
5. Faxanadu&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
4. Megaman 3&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
3. Final Fantasy &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
2. Dragon Warrior III&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
1. Super Mario Bros. 3&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Forum Members]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Joshwoodzy&amp;diff=16738</id>
		<title>Joshwoodzy</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Joshwoodzy&amp;diff=16738"/>
		<updated>2016-07-02T23:48:38Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Josh.gif|thumb|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''JoshWoodzy''' has been a forum member since May 22, 2008. He is 26. He lives with his wife and pets. He never, ever gets to play enough video games. He suspects a conspiracy of sorts, and an investigation is ongoing. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Has a beautiful daughter named Madilynn.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unknown to most members of the forum, GPFontaine is joshwoodzy's biological father. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Josh can play the drums pretty adequately.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Plays &amp;quot;Mouse Trap&amp;quot; like a champ. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He can eat a whole lot more than his stomach should hold.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Has been known to play through Mega Man 3 up to 3 times in a row. Seriously. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Does not like mustard.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is known to jog frequently.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Has a cat named Kitty and a cat named Zelda. Also a dog named Milo.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Top Ten NES Favorites ==&lt;br /&gt;
10. Metroid&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
9. Castlevania III &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
8. Megaman 2&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
7. Super Mario Bros.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
6. Ducktales&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
5. Faxanadu&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
4. Megaman 3&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
3. Final Fantasy &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
2. Dragon Warrior III&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
1. Super Mario Bros. 3&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Forum Members]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Ryu&amp;diff=16737</id>
		<title>Ryu</title>
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		<updated>2016-07-02T23:46:25Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;A Japanese Shotokan martial artist in [[Street Fighter]]. Ryu lives for the fight and the challenge and travels the world looking for fights to help him grow as a warrior and a person. In manga and the game storyline he has a love interest in [[Chun-Li]]. Ryu also has an American friend and rival named [[Ken]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Other ==&lt;br /&gt;
There's totally this kid at [[Cam-win]]'s school named Ryu. Yes, after the Street Fighter character. However, he thinks it's really unfortunate that everyone (including his parents) pronounce his name as &amp;quot;Rye-you&amp;quot;, when the SF character's name is pronounced &amp;quot;Ree-you&amp;quot;. [[Cam-win]] has not pointed this out to anyone at school, though, for fear of being pelted in the face with a brick.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Street Fighter]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Aixel_Dys&amp;diff=16736</id>
		<title>Aixel Dys</title>
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		<updated>2016-07-02T23:44:49Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: /* Profile Information */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;text-align: center;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:DysManAvatar.PNG]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Profile Information ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;amp;u=3652 Aixel Dys] is the 594th member of the forums. He was created on January 22, 2009 by [[SevereFlame]]. Aixel Dys is the polar opposite of Syd Lexia, claiming that &amp;quot;I am not from your world, but I come from a parallel universe.&amp;quot; He comes from Cakefield, NJ. He owns a erutluc pop website called [http://www.aixeldys.com/ aixeLdyS.coM]. His title and occupation are Erutluc Pop Junkie. His mortal enemy is Syd Lexia, as shown in his signature text: &amp;quot;I really hate this guy Syd Lexia who think's it's funny to copy me. STOP COPYING ME!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Creation of Aixel Dys ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Aixel Dys was created on January 22, 2009. His first post was in the [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=8139 Barack O'Pepsi] thread. He was met with a quick reaction that he was an &amp;quot;evil twin&amp;quot;. He posted in a couple of more threads for 4 or 5 posts before the [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=8181 SevereFlame aka AIXEL DYS] was started. This thread accused Aixel Dys of becoming the next hacker/zelda_god. He posted his last post in that thread, along with SevereFlame who posted 3 times. Syd Lexia said that &amp;quot;As someone with IP checking abilities, I am 100% sure they are different people.&amp;quot; Aixel Dys was met with negative reactions. The thread was closed, with the last post being SevereFlame quoting a negative post toward Aixel Dys and Aixel Dys's quote &amp;quot;You're just jealous you didn't think of it first.&amp;quot; Aixel Dys disappeared after posting that, never to be seen again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
OR DID HE?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[RADJ]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He didn't. As a surprise for the supporters of [[RADJ]], [[SevereFlame]] posted the [[RADJ]] thread under his account name. That was his last post in the forums.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Or was it?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Forum Members]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=One_Missed_Call&amp;diff=16735</id>
		<title>One Missed Call</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=One_Missed_Call&amp;diff=16735"/>
		<updated>2016-07-02T23:43:10Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;OH MY GOD, STUPID IDIOTS.  HOW HARD IS IT???  JUST DON'T ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE!!!  IT EVEN RINGS DIFFERENTLY!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;And One Missed Call is just a dumb idea. Once you know that ANSWERING YOUR FUCKING VOICEMAIL WILL KILL YOU, why would you do it? They're a bunch of stupid teenagers, not lawyers and businessmen... there's no voicemail any of them could possibly receive that's so urgent that they have to answer it. Oh, you missed a party because you didn't answer your voicemail? Or worse yet, you got grounded because you missed a voicemail from your mom saying you had to be home at 11 PM? BIG FUCKING DEAL, AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T DIE.&amp;quot; [[User:SydLexia|- Syd Lexia]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Movies]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=DarknessDeku&amp;diff=16734</id>
		<title>DarknessDeku</title>
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		<updated>2016-07-02T23:39:40Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;DarknessDeku (aka DDeku) is a member of the [[SydLexia.com]] forums.  He is known by his Zelda-themed name and (usually) Mario-themed avatar.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== DarknessDeku's interests in no real order ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Video Games&lt;br /&gt;
* Web Design&lt;br /&gt;
* Music of all genres&lt;br /&gt;
* Food&lt;br /&gt;
* Bottle Cap Collecting&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Forum Members]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Dane_Cook&amp;diff=16733</id>
		<title>Dane Cook</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Dane_Cook&amp;diff=16733"/>
		<updated>2016-07-02T23:38:58Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;A truly awful comedian. That's all you need to know really.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Super_Mario_Bros.&amp;diff=16732</id>
		<title>Super Mario Bros.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Super_Mario_Bros.&amp;diff=16732"/>
		<updated>2016-07-02T23:38:27Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: Created page with &amp;quot;Super Mario Bros. is pronounced SOO-per mah-REE-oh bruh-THERS.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Super Mario Bros.]] is pronounced SOO-per mah-REE-oh bruh-THERS.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Great_Food_Debate_of_%2708&amp;diff=16731</id>
		<title>Great Food Debate of '08</title>
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		<updated>2016-07-02T23:35:09Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The [[Great Food Debate of '08]] refers to a time of hefty discussions on the [[SydLexia.com Forums]] about the necessity of establishing a food forum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Story ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The boards were quiet and fingers were still on their keyboards when the Sports forum was introduced into the world of [[SydLexia.com]]. Suddenly, [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5995 fingertips clacked a message out] on the keyboard. [[Sidewaydriver]] was his name, and a food forum was demanded. Soon, many were beckoned to his call and several food related posts entered the General Discussion forum. This group of renegades called themselves [[The Food Forum Militia]] and demanded a Food and Drink forum. Arguments ensued soon after about the flood of food related posts, but the Militia held on strong. A poll was then made by [[Douche McCallister]] to see if a Food/Drink forum was [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6033 needed.] Unfortunately, the FFM was overrun by people who don't like food.  Since then the official food forum has been established [http://ffmilitia.onediscussion.net/index.htm HERE.]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== See Also ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Food Forum Militia]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Forum History]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Great_Food_Debate_of_%2708&amp;diff=16730</id>
		<title>Great Food Debate of '08</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Great_Food_Debate_of_%2708&amp;diff=16730"/>
		<updated>2016-07-02T23:34:25Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The [[Great Food Debate of '08]] refers to a time of hefty discussions on the [[SydLexia.com Forums]] about the necessity of establishing a food forum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Story ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The boards were quiet and fingers were still on their keyboards when the Sports forum was introduced into the world of [[SydLexia.com]]. Suddenly, [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5995 fingertips clacked a message out] on the keyboard. [[Sidewaydriver]] was his name, and a food forum was demanded. Soon, many were beckoned to his call and several food related posts entered the General Discussion forum. This group of renegades called themselves [[The Food Forum Militia]] and demanded a Food and Drink forum. Arguments ensued soon after about the flood of food related posts, but the Militia held on strong. A poll was then made by [[Douche McCallister]] to see if a Food/Drink forum was needed [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6033]. Unfortunately, the FFM was overrun by people who don't like food.  Since then the official food forum has been established [http://ffmilitia.onediscussion.net/index.htm HERE.]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== See Also ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Food Forum Militia]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Forum History]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Great_Food_Debate_of_%2708&amp;diff=16729</id>
		<title>Great Food Debate of '08</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Great_Food_Debate_of_%2708&amp;diff=16729"/>
		<updated>2016-07-02T23:34:03Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The [[Great Food Debate of '08]] refers to a time of hefty discussions on the [[SydLexia.com Forums]] about the necessity of establishing a food forum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Story ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The boards were quiet and fingers were still on their keyboards when the Sports forum was introduced into the world of [[SydLexia.com]]. Suddenly, [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5995 fingertips clacked a message out] on the keyboard. [[Sidewaydriver]] was his name, and a food forum was demanded. Soon, many were beckoned to his call and several food related posts entered the General Discussion forum. This group of renegades called themselves [[The Food Forum Militia]] and demanded a Food and Drink forum. Arguments ensued soon after about the flood of food related posts, but the Militia held on strong. A poll was then made by [[Douche McCallister]] to see if a Food/Drink forum was needed [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6033]. Unfortunately, the FFM was overrun by people who don't like food.  Since then the official food forum has been established at http://ffmilitia.onediscussion.net/index.htm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== See Also ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Food Forum Militia]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Forum History]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K/27&amp;diff=16728</id>
		<title>MSLT3K/27</title>
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		<updated>2016-07-02T23:32:19Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;''Animal House'' was the twenty-fifth movie done by [[MSLT3K]]. The crew for this session consisted of [[Captain_Pollution| FigNewton]], [[Fernin]], [[Chivesy]], and [[TARDISman]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Log==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:23] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; Goo!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:24] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Faber College: A place for learn-pfffft couldn't keep a straight face saying that&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:24] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Wait, Tim Matheson...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:24] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; not going to lie the way you seperate your thought processes makes me &lt;br /&gt;
zone out&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:24] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Kevin Bacon!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:25] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; Bacon!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:25] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; mmm, bacon&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:25] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Dammit, now I want bacon&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:25] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; when was this movie made?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:25] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; 60's&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:25] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Right?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:25] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; I wanna say either 62 or 67&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:25] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; dang&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:25] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; those dates stick out in my head&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:26] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; ...wow, entirely off&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:26] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; 78&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:26] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Tim Matheson! Now I remember him!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:26] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; He's the vice president in West Wing&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:26] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; I take it Nedermeyer there is Matheson?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:26] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; No, the name finally popped in my head&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:26] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; ahh&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:26] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; Wow that guy is a douche&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:27] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; Omega here is the douchebag frat, every college is required, by law, to &lt;br /&gt;
have&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:27] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; I don't think Normie has one... they do have a student senate which &lt;br /&gt;
is full of tools&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:28] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; &amp;quot;Get over there, with the rest of the unmentionables&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:29] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Whooooo!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:29] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; son of a bitch&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:29] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; mom called me to do something&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:29] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; John motherfuckin' Belushi&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:29] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; and I missed a good part&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:29] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; what made them switch to this one&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:29] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Omega's full of dickheads&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:29] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; the fact that the first one was populated by douchebags, and they were &lt;br /&gt;
shunted to the Unmentionables corner, basically ignored&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:30] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; It's like comparing CNN to Sydlexia&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:30] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; wow what kind of a dumb question is that&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:30] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; Kent's a bit of a... dork&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:31] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Hooray for the awkward&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:31] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Holy crap is she always serving up booze?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:32] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; There's the vice president's ass&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:33] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; that was tight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:34] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; Ready?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:34] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; ready&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:34] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; yeah&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:34] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; One sec&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:34] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Ok set&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:34] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; Goo!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:35] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; &amp;quot;That guy sticking his tongue out wasn't supposed to be in the shot, he &lt;br /&gt;
just wandered by. But we went with it anyway.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:35] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Not just animales&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:35] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Animals&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:35] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; A house of animals&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:36] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; An animal house if you will&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:37] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; rofl... stop making shit up&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:40] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; good ol' Flounder :D&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:40] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Why the hell not?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:40] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Is this what your old college was like Chives?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:40] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; hell no&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:41] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; that is a extreme exaggeration of drunk people&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:41] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Right they're just depressed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:41] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; I know I used to pass a house on the way to my college that looked a lot like that one... tons of beer cans outside, faded as hell, carpets and curtains hanging everywhere, I always wondered if it was a frat house, or just one of the many town drunks&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:41] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Donnie!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:43] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Bahahaha!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:44] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; is this a class?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:44] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; college golf again&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:44] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; actually, I have no clue what's up with the military stuff&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:45] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Ready&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:45] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; Ready?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:45] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; ready&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:45] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; ready&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:45] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; Goo!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:46] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; Nice cut, BTW&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:46] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Yeah, excellent&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:46] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; :)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:47] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Best. Teacher. Ever.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:48] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; was thinking the same thing&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:48] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; It's like if Stonie was a teacher&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:48] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; than it turns into rape!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:48] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; Oh man&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:48] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Then dammit!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:48] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; Pot parties always looked so cool in the movies&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:49] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; And here's the ending to Men in Black&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:50] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; rofl&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:50] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Don't these people have homework or something?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:51] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; Bluto and D-Day, up to no good&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:52] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; that guy is sick&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:52] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; Man&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:52] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; rofl&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:52] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; When I first got my Walkman, I used to listen to /Pump/ /so/ much&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:52] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; lol&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:53] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; wow&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:53] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Hooray murder!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:54] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; It's subliminal messages about drugs!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:54] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; they aren't blanks&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:54] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; Get it?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:54] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; He's shooting horse&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:54] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; or just a heart attack&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:54] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Hahahaha!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:54] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; best reaction ever from Bluto&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:55] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; HOLY SHIT!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:55] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; ...now, is it just me, or is the video starting to de-synch?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:55] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; ROFL&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:56] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; A bit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:56] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; it's barely off by a half second, but it's still bugging me&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:56] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Oh god the horse!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:56] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Ready&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:56] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; Ready?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:56] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; ready&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:56] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; ready&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:56] * Dr_Pretzel glares at Tardis&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:56] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; Goo!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:57] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; What'd I do?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:57] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[20:57:21] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Ready&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:57] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[20:57:22] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; Ready?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:57] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Hahaha! I'm awesome like that&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:57] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; hope nobody's hungry&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:57] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Meal plan for the win!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:57] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; you might be after this scene&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:58] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; omg...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:58] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; he's a food vacuum&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:58] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Holy mother of god he's the human incarnation of Pac Man&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:58] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; In Grade Nine I shoved my whole fist in my mouth once&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:59] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; God save me I wish Belushi was still with us&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[22:59] * TARDISman is rolling about laughing&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:01] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; wtf&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:01] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; She's getting to 3rd Chives&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:02] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; that was just weird&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:02] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; this scene gets choppy, had to remove the tits for youtube&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:02] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Aw no boobies&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:03] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; though, considering that they're blocked in the US anyway, I probably &lt;br /&gt;
could've left 'em in...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:03] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; ROFL&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:03] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Is she deaf?!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:04] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; And blind?! And that's a perfect me look&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:04] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; in this scene, Bluto watches Mandy there undress... then feel herself &lt;br /&gt;
up... and begin to pleasure herself&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:04] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; But then Canada might have a problem with'em, Fern&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:04] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; hence the falling over&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:04] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; mimeograph machine!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:04] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; gotta love dated technology&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:05] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; by stealing the mimeograph carbon whatsit there, they get the test &lt;br /&gt;
questions early, and can look up all the answers to make a nice crib sheet... if that &lt;br /&gt;
Omega dick hadn't switched the whatsits&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:07] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Shit!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:07] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; Ready?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:07] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; readt&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:07] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuun&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:07] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; y*&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:07] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; ready&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:07] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Ready&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:08] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; Goo!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:08] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; TOGAAAAAAAAAA!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:10] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Andd so the pelting begins&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:11] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; that's a ridiculous amount of meat&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:11] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Thaaaaaaaaaaat's what she said&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:11] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; now, any normal guy would get the hell out of there... but not Otter&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:12] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; Hah!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:12] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; What a pro!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:12] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; What a winner!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:12] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Whooooooooooo!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:13] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; TOGA&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:14] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; 45's like eighty something kilometres?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:14] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Ars Gratia Artis is the MGM thing isn't it?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:14] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Classic moment&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:14] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; Wonderful&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:15] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; No protentious douchebags allowed here&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:15] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; pretentious*&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:15] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Now there's a lag&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:16] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Regal for a sec&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:18] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Drunk old lady=win&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:18] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; Ready?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:18] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Ready&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:18] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; ready&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:19] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; ready aim fire&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:19] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; Goo!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:19] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; More like scream aim fire amirite?&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:19] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; I suppose&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:19] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; orgy&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:20] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; more choppy here, as he ogles her boobs&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:20] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Sexy man John Belushi&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:20] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; wow...&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:20] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; he really wants to bone her&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:20] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Hot DAMN!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:21] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; hmmmm&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:21] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; he's too drunk to be suave, she's too drunk to notice&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:22] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; I like the change between the drunk pro, and the first timer xD&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:23] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Ironic thing is Matheson's character on the West Wing resigned after he had an affair&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:24] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; Rofl!!! Best plan ever!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:24] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; Rofl...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:24] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; drunk people&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:27] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; All from Bluto&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:27] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; 62! That's why it sticks in my head&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:27] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Renowned Tool&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:28] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Hahaha!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:29] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Prelaw's bloodier&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:29] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; I want that blazer&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:29] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Ready&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:29] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; Ready?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:30] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; :P&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:30] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; ready&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:30] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; :P&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:30] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; ready&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:30] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; Goo!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:32] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Awwwww tits&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:32] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Can /YOU/ do that?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:33] * Dr_Pretzel swoons&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:35] * Tofurkey (~eggburns@S01060011950ac7e5.ed.shawcable.net) has joined #MSLT2K&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:36] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; It just wouldn't be a comedy without a huge downer scene&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:37] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; And then that&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:37] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; so damn smooth, that Otter&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:37] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Indeed&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:40] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; what a player&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:40] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; You know how some people are as smooth as silk?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:40] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; not me&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:40] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Silk's smooth as Otter&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:41] &amp;lt;Tofurkey&amp;gt; Ready?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:41] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; yeah&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:41] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Hai&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:41] &amp;lt;Tofurkey&amp;gt; &amp;quot;Move to your left a little&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:41] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; ready&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:41] &amp;lt;Tofurkey&amp;gt; Goo!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:41] &amp;lt;Tofurkey&amp;gt; I love the music&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:41] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; more slight choppiness, you'll see where&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:41] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; So fuckin' naive&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:41] * Tofurkey pokes Dr_Pretzl&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:41] * TARDISman shoots the Tofurkey&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:42] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; &amp;quot;She did? Wait... I invented my relationship with her... What are you talking about?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:42] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; there's that choppiness, she was shirtless, he was feeling her up&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:43] &amp;lt;Tofurkey&amp;gt; I really liked the cover of &amp;quot;Let's Dance&amp;quot; the Ramones did&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:43] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; haha funny&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:43] * Dr_Pretzel (~eggburns@S01060011950ac7e5.ed.shawcable.net) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out )&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:43] &amp;lt;Tofurkey&amp;gt; This movie's got a bitchin' soundtrack&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:43] * Tofurkey is now known as Dr_Pretzel&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:44] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; I dunno if boinking once really counts as an affair&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:45] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; It's cheating, but not a full on affair&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:45] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Look at the bunny, the bunny's not crying!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:46] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; Is this terribly matched up for anyone else?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:46] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; Because it's super duper getting on my nerves&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:47] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; it is, has been for a while... dunno what happened, either&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:47] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; And now I've seen Karen Allen's ass&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:47] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; oh wait, duh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:47] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; good lord, duh &amp;gt;&amp;lt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:47] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; I chopped parts of the video out... but not all of the audio&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:47] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; as well as his ass&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:48] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; I was actually typing and the way my wrist went it covered his ass&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:50] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; I keep wanting to say exactly that to Anor&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:50] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; because he seems to be starting off his life fat, drunk and stupid&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:50] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; and high, as well&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:51] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; Ready?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:51] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Ready&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:52] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; ready&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:52] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; ready&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:52] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; Goo!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:52] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; and yes it is suppose to b e that soft&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:53] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Tim Matheson, NOOOOOOO!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:53] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Whoooo!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:53] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; Rousing speech time!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:54] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Chivesy, let's play battle hymn!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:54] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; what in the world is battle gymn&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:54] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; hymn&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:54] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; ...Of the republic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:54] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; You know, that song that you played for 4 years&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:55] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; o god...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:55] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; noooo...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:55] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; 3 years by the way&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:55] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; There you go&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:55] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Oh yeah, you skipped sophomore didn't you&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:56] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; get ready for the most badass revenge scene on film&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:56] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Oh boy!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:56] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; SHATTER&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:57] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; =O&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:57] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Whooooooo!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:58] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; ...'&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:58] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Wow&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:58] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; WTF&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:58] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; 13 and /that/ drunk&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:58] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; It's like my middle school&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[23:59] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; .... wow&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Session Time: Wed Mar 10 00:00:00 2010&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[00:00] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Pffft, core style&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[00:00] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; this seems slightly familiar&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[00:01] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; ROFL how do you make a float that fast&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[00:02] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; That would not happen&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[00:02] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; Ready?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[00:02] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; ready&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[00:02] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; ready&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[00:02] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Yeah&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[00:02] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; Last part-o&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[00:03] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; El go-o!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[00:03] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; didn't you know that all marching bands /have/ to follow whoever's in &lt;br /&gt;
front of them holding a baton?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[00:03] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Well then ours is just anarchy&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[00:03] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; Hah&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[00:04] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; What was Usa doing there?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[00:04] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; BAD WORD!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[00:04] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; BAD WORD!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[00:04] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; BAD WORD!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[00:05] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; wow this is quite the mad chaos scene&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[00:07] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; Hah&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[00:07] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; there was people on it, than no one on it, and than no one on it again&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[00:07] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; Oh wow&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[00:08] &amp;lt;Fernin&amp;gt; oh, this being National Lampoon's Animal House, forgot to mention that&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[00:11] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; no band is that stupid&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[00:11] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Well...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[00:11] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; Good movie&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[00:11] &amp;lt;TARDISman&amp;gt; Fuckin' Classic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[00:11] &amp;lt;Dr_Pretzel&amp;gt; We should do Fast Times next&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[00:12] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; interesting movie&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[00:12] &amp;lt;Chivesy&amp;gt; liked it&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Virtual_Boy_Wario_Land&amp;diff=16727</id>
		<title>Virtual Boy Wario Land</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Virtual_Boy_Wario_Land&amp;diff=16727"/>
		<updated>2016-07-02T23:28:21Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[Image:Virtual_Boy_Wario_Land_Coverart.png|right|Box art for Virtual Boy Wario Land.]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Virtual Boy Wario Land is a video game designed for use on Nintendo's Virtual Boy handheld system. The game features Wario, who is on yet another quest to steal treasure and beat up random monsters and animals. The game is generally considered to be fun, but if you play it for too long, you will probably get really fucking dizzy and puke. Also, you might go blind.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Virtual_Boy_Wario_Land&amp;diff=16726</id>
		<title>Virtual Boy Wario Land</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Virtual_Boy_Wario_Land&amp;diff=16726"/>
		<updated>2016-07-02T23:27:49Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Virtual_Boy_Wario_Land_Coverart.png|right|Box art for Virtual Boy Wario Land.]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Virtual Boy Wario Land is a video game designed for use on Nintendo's Virtual Boy handheld system. The game features Wario, who is on yet another quest to steal treasure and beat up random monsters and animals. The game is generally considered to be fun, but if you play it for too long, you will probably get really fucking dizzy and puke. Also, you might go blind.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Wolf&amp;diff=16725</id>
		<title>Wolf</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Wolf&amp;diff=16725"/>
		<updated>2016-07-02T23:26:58Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;table align=&amp;quot;center&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;tr&amp;gt;[[Image:Wolf_logo.JPG|frame|]]&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;tr&amp;gt;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;Wolf is a NWOBHM band that was formed in 1981 in Newcastle.&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/table&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
Wolf started out as Black Axe in 1977 and experienced moderate success in the NWOBHM underground with the release of their single &amp;quot;Highway Rider.&amp;quot;  The success of a single got them a major contract with Chrysalis Records.  After they were on Chrysalis, they were persuaded to change their name to Wolf (which was already the name of a UK band at the time).  As Wolf they released the single &amp;quot;Head Contact&amp;quot; and their only full-length album &amp;quot;Edge Of The World&amp;quot; which is still a cult classic in some small groups.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Members==&lt;br /&gt;
*Vocals: Chris English&lt;br /&gt;
*Guitars: Bill Keir&lt;br /&gt;
*Guitars: Simon Sparkes&lt;br /&gt;
*Bass: Stewart Richardson&lt;br /&gt;
*Drums: John Shearer&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Discography==&lt;br /&gt;
===As Black Axe===&lt;br /&gt;
*Highway Rider &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===As Wolf===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wolfhead.jpg|frame|]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Head Contact &lt;br /&gt;
*Edge Of The World&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Edge Of The World==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wolf-EOTW.jpg|frame|]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Edge Of The World was Wolf's only full-length album, and is considered to be one of [[MOGHARR]]'s favorites.  Released in 1984, EOTW was a lot calmer than most NWOBHM albums of the time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.myspace.com/wolftheband   Wolf on Myspace.com]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Band]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Wolf&amp;diff=16724</id>
		<title>Wolf</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Wolf&amp;diff=16724"/>
		<updated>2016-07-02T23:26:26Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;table align=&amp;quot;center&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;tr&amp;gt;[[Image:Wolf_logo.JPG|frame|]]&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;tr&amp;gt;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;Wolf is a NWOBHM band that was formed in 1981 in Newcastle.&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/table&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
Wolf started out as Black Axe in 1977 and experienced moderate success in the NWOBHM underground with the release of their single &amp;quot;Highway Rider.&amp;quot;  The success of a single got them a major contract with Chrysalis Records.  After they were on Chrysalis, they were persuaded to change their name to Wolf (which was already the name of a UK band at the time).  As Wolf they released the single &amp;quot;Head Contact&amp;quot; and their only full-length album &amp;quot;Edge Of The World&amp;quot; which is still a cult classic in some small groups.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Members==&lt;br /&gt;
*Vocals: Chris English&lt;br /&gt;
*Guitars: Bill Keir&lt;br /&gt;
*Guitars: Simon Sparkes&lt;br /&gt;
*Bass: Stewart Richardson&lt;br /&gt;
*Drums: John Shearer&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Discography==&lt;br /&gt;
===As Black Axe===&lt;br /&gt;
*Highway Rider &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===As Wolf===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wolfhead.jpg|frame|]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Head Contact &lt;br /&gt;
*Edge Of The World&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Edge Of The World==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wolf-EOTW.jpg|frame|]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Edge Of The World was Wolf's only full-length album, and is considered to be one of [[MOGHARR]]'s favorites.  Released in 1984, EOTW was a lot calmer than most NWOBHM albums of the time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.myspace.com/wolftheband   Wolf@Myspace.com]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Band]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Wolf&amp;diff=16723</id>
		<title>Wolf</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Wolf&amp;diff=16723"/>
		<updated>2016-07-02T23:25:39Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;table align=&amp;quot;center&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;tr&amp;gt;[[Image:Wolf_logo.JPG|frame|]]&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;tr&amp;gt;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;Wolf is a NWOBHM band that was formed in 1981 in Newcastle.&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/table&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
Wolf started out as Black Axe in 1977 and experienced moderate success in the NWOBHM underground with the release of their single &amp;quot;Highway Rider.&amp;quot;  The success of a single got them a major contract with Chrysalis records.  After they were on Chrysalis, they were persuaded to change their name to Wolf (which was already the name of a UK band at the time).  As Wolf they released the single &amp;quot;Head Contact&amp;quot; and their only full-length album &amp;quot;Edge Of The World&amp;quot; which is still a cult classic in some small groups.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Members==&lt;br /&gt;
*Vocals: Chris English&lt;br /&gt;
*Guitars: Bill Keir&lt;br /&gt;
*Guitars: Simon Sparkes&lt;br /&gt;
*Bass: Stewart Richardson&lt;br /&gt;
*Drums: John Shearer&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Discography==&lt;br /&gt;
===As Black Axe===&lt;br /&gt;
*Highway Rider &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===As Wolf===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wolfhead.jpg|frame|]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Head Contact &lt;br /&gt;
*Edge Of The World&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Edge Of The World==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wolf-EOTW.jpg|frame|]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Edge Of The World was Wolf's only full-length album, and is considered to be one of [[MOGHARR]]'s favorites.  Released in 1984, EOTW was alot calmer than most NWOBHM albums of the time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.myspace.com/wolftheband   Wolf@Myspace.com]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Band]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Wolf&amp;diff=16722</id>
		<title>Wolf</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Wolf&amp;diff=16722"/>
		<updated>2016-07-02T23:24:50Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: /* As Black Axe */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;table align=&amp;quot;center&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;tr&amp;gt;[[Image:Wolf_logo.JPG|frame|]]&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;tr&amp;gt;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;Wolf is a NWOBHM band that was formed in 1981 in Newcastle.&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/table&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
Wolf started out as Black Axe in 1977 and experienced moderate success in the NWOBHM underground with the release of their single &amp;quot;Highway Rider.&amp;quot;  The success of a single got them a major contract with Chrysalis records.  After they were on Chrysalis, they were persuaded to change their name to Wolf (which was already the name of a UK band at the time).  As Wolf they released the single &amp;quot;Head Contact&amp;quot; and their only full-length album &amp;quot;Edge Of The World&amp;quot; which is still a cult classic in some small groups.  &lt;br /&gt;
==Members==&lt;br /&gt;
*Vocals: Chris English&lt;br /&gt;
*Guitars: Bill Keir&lt;br /&gt;
*Guitars: Simon Sparkes&lt;br /&gt;
*Bass: Stewart Richardson&lt;br /&gt;
*Drums: John Shearer&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Discography==&lt;br /&gt;
===As Black Axe===&lt;br /&gt;
*Highway Rider &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===As Wolf===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wolfhead.jpg|frame|]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Head Contact &lt;br /&gt;
*Edge Of The World&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Edge Of The World==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wolf-EOTW.jpg|frame|]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Edge Of The World was Wolf's only full-length album, and is considered to be one of [[MOGHARR]]'s favorites.  Released in 1984, EOTW was alot calmer than most NWOBHM albums of the time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.myspace.com/wolftheband   Wolf@Myspace.com]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Band]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Wolf&amp;diff=16721</id>
		<title>Wolf</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Wolf&amp;diff=16721"/>
		<updated>2016-07-02T23:23:38Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: /* Members */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;table align=&amp;quot;center&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;tr&amp;gt;[[Image:Wolf_logo.JPG|frame|]]&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;tr&amp;gt;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;Wolf is a NWOBHM band that was formed in 1981 in Newcastle.&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/table&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
Wolf started out as Black Axe in 1977 and experienced moderate success in the NWOBHM underground with the release of their single &amp;quot;Highway Rider.&amp;quot;  The success of a single got them a major contract with Chrysalis records.  After they were on Chrysalis, they were persuaded to change their name to Wolf (which was already the name of a UK band at the time).  As Wolf they released the single &amp;quot;Head Contact&amp;quot; and their only full-length album &amp;quot;Edge Of The World&amp;quot; which is still a cult classic in some small groups.  &lt;br /&gt;
==Members==&lt;br /&gt;
*Vocals: Chris English&lt;br /&gt;
*Guitars: Bill Keir&lt;br /&gt;
*Guitars: Simon Sparkes&lt;br /&gt;
*Bass: Stewart Richardson&lt;br /&gt;
*Drums: John Shearer&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Discography==&lt;br /&gt;
===As Black Axe===&lt;br /&gt;
Highway Rider &lt;br /&gt;
===As Wolf===[[Image:Wolfhead.jpg|frame|]]&lt;br /&gt;
Head Contact &lt;br /&gt;
Edge Of The World&lt;br /&gt;
==Edge Of The World==[[Image:Wolf-EOTW.jpg|frame|]]&lt;br /&gt;
Edge Of The World was Wolf's only full-length album, and is considered to be one of [[MOGHARR]]'s favorites.  Released in 1984, EOTW was alot calmer than most NWOBHM albums of the time.&lt;br /&gt;
==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.myspace.com/wolftheband   Wolf@Myspace.com]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Band]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Wolf&amp;diff=16720</id>
		<title>Wolf</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Wolf&amp;diff=16720"/>
		<updated>2016-07-02T23:23:25Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;SydLexia: /* Members */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;table align=&amp;quot;center&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;tr&amp;gt;[[Image:Wolf_logo.JPG|frame|]]&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;tr&amp;gt;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;Wolf is a NWOBHM band that was formed in 1981 in Newcastle.&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/table&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
Wolf started out as Black Axe in 1977 and experienced moderate success in the NWOBHM underground with the release of their single &amp;quot;Highway Rider.&amp;quot;  The success of a single got them a major contract with Chrysalis records.  After they were on Chrysalis, they were persuaded to change their name to Wolf (which was already the name of a UK band at the time).  As Wolf they released the single &amp;quot;Head Contact&amp;quot; and their only full-length album &amp;quot;Edge Of The World&amp;quot; which is still a cult classic in some small groups.  &lt;br /&gt;
==Members==&lt;br /&gt;
*Vocals : Chris English&lt;br /&gt;
*Guitars : Bill Keir&lt;br /&gt;
*Guitars : Simon Sparkes&lt;br /&gt;
*Bass : Stewart Richardson&lt;br /&gt;
*Drums : John Shearer&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Discography==&lt;br /&gt;
===As Black Axe===&lt;br /&gt;
Highway Rider &lt;br /&gt;
===As Wolf===[[Image:Wolfhead.jpg|frame|]]&lt;br /&gt;
Head Contact &lt;br /&gt;
Edge Of The World&lt;br /&gt;
==Edge Of The World==[[Image:Wolf-EOTW.jpg|frame|]]&lt;br /&gt;
Edge Of The World was Wolf's only full-length album, and is considered to be one of [[MOGHARR]]'s favorites.  Released in 1984, EOTW was alot calmer than most NWOBHM albums of the time.&lt;br /&gt;
==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.myspace.com/wolftheband   Wolf@Myspace.com]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Band]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>SydLexia</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Wolf&amp;diff=16719</id>
		<title>Wolf</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Wolf&amp;diff=16719"/>
		<updated>2016-07-02T23:22:53Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;table align=&amp;quot;center&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;tr&amp;gt;[[Image:Wolf_logo.JPG|frame|]]&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;tr&amp;gt;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;Wolf is a NWOBHM band that was formed in 1981 in Newcastle.&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/table&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
Wolf started out as Black Axe in 1977 and experienced moderate success in the NWOBHM underground with the release of their single &amp;quot;Highway Rider.&amp;quot;  The success of a single got them a major contract with Chrysalis records.  After they were on Chrysalis, they were persuaded to change their name to Wolf (which was already the name of a UK band at the time).  As Wolf they released the single &amp;quot;Head Contact&amp;quot; and their only full-length album &amp;quot;Edge Of The World&amp;quot; which is still a cult classic in some small groups.  &lt;br /&gt;
==Members==&lt;br /&gt;
Vocals : Chris English&lt;br /&gt;
Guitars : Bill Keir&lt;br /&gt;
Guitars : Simon Sparkes&lt;br /&gt;
Bass : Stewart Richardson&lt;br /&gt;
Drums : John Shearer&lt;br /&gt;
==Discography==&lt;br /&gt;
===As Black Axe===&lt;br /&gt;
Highway Rider &lt;br /&gt;
===As Wolf===[[Image:Wolfhead.jpg|frame|]]&lt;br /&gt;
Head Contact &lt;br /&gt;
Edge Of The World&lt;br /&gt;
==Edge Of The World==[[Image:Wolf-EOTW.jpg|frame|]]&lt;br /&gt;
Edge Of The World was Wolf's only full-length album, and is considered to be one of [[MOGHARR]]'s favorites.  Released in 1984, EOTW was alot calmer than most NWOBHM albums of the time.&lt;br /&gt;
==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.myspace.com/wolftheband   Wolf@Myspace.com]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Band]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Wolf</title>
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Wolf_logo.JPG|frame|]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Wolf is a NWOBHM band that was formed in 1981 in Newcastle.&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
Wolf started out as Black Axe in 1977 and experienced moderate success in the NWOBHM underground with the release of their single &amp;quot;Highway Rider.&amp;quot;  The success of a single got them a major contract with Chrysalis records.  After they were on Chrysalis, they were persuaded to change their name to Wolf (which was already the name of a UK band at the time).  As Wolf they released the single &amp;quot;Head Contact&amp;quot; and their only full-length album &amp;quot;Edge Of The World&amp;quot; which is still a cult classic in some small groups.  &lt;br /&gt;
==Members==&lt;br /&gt;
Vocals : Chris English&lt;br /&gt;
Guitars : Bill Keir&lt;br /&gt;
Guitars : Simon Sparkes&lt;br /&gt;
Bass : Stewart Richardson&lt;br /&gt;
Drums : John Shearer&lt;br /&gt;
==Discography==&lt;br /&gt;
===As Black Axe===&lt;br /&gt;
Highway Rider &lt;br /&gt;
===As Wolf===[[Image:Wolfhead.jpg|frame|]]&lt;br /&gt;
Head Contact &lt;br /&gt;
Edge Of The World&lt;br /&gt;
==Edge Of The World==[[Image:Wolf-EOTW.jpg|frame|]]&lt;br /&gt;
Edge Of The World was Wolf's only full-length album, and is considered to be one of [[MOGHARR]]'s favorites.  Released in 1984, EOTW was alot calmer than most NWOBHM albums of the time.&lt;br /&gt;
==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.myspace.com/wolftheband   Wolf@Myspace.com]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Band]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Mortal Kombat 4</title>
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&lt;div&gt;'''''Mortal Kombat 4''''' is the fifth and final [[arcade game]] in the [[Mortal Kombat]] series of [[fighting game|fighting]] video games. It was later ported to the [[PlayStation]] and [[Nintendo 64]]. An updated version titled ''Mortal Kombat Gold'' was released a year later exclusively for the Sega Dreamcast. It is one of the few [[3D computer graphics|3D]] [[fighting game]]s to have been described as having &amp;quot;[[Fighting game#Freedom of movement|2D gameplay]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Intro==&lt;br /&gt;
The game's backstory is told in a 3D cutscene by the thunder god, [[Raiden (Mortal Kombat)|Raiden]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thousands of years ago, in a battle with the fallen elder god known as Shinnok, I was responsible for the death of an entire civilization. To rid all realms of Shinnok's menace, I waged a war that plunged the Earth into centuries of darkness and banished Shinnok to a place called the Netherealm. Now after Shao Khan's defeat at the hands of Earth's warriors, Shinnok has managed to escape his confines in the Netherrealm. The war is now being fought once again, only this time it can be won by Mortals.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gameplay==&lt;br /&gt;
Early on, the development team at [[Midway Games|Midway]] decided to make a 3D ''Mortal Kombat'' to capitalize on the rising popularity of 3D games at the time. Midway decided to develop its own hardware, named &amp;quot;Zeus&amp;quot;, from scratch, resulting in development delays (a large amount of the game was tested on two dimensional hardware using pre-rendered characters).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As revealed in later interviews, programmer and MK creator [[Ed Boon]] was particularly concerned with maintaining the gameplay feel of a 2D game but with 3D graphics. He at first was worried that there was some intrinsic property of 3D graphics that would make this impossible. Essentially, the major gameplay difference between 2D and 3D fighting games at the time was that up to that point all 3D fighting games had attempted to somewhat simulate realistic [[martial art]]s. One of the reasons this was done was to take advantage of the fluid keyframed and motion captured animation that was now possible using 3D models. For example, in ''[[Virtua Fighter]]'', a real martial artist was filmed performing the moves, and this movement was imposed on the 3D model in the game. Thus, while a punch in a 2D game might be a rapidly responding move with two frames of animation, a punch in a 3D game might have a delay between when the button was pressed and when the opponent was hit, owing to the realistic animation.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This delay, as a result, fundamentally changed the gameplay experience. Boon eventually decided to use the non-realistic 2D rates of animation and movement, simply imposed onto 3D graphics. Thus the gameplay experience is nearly identical to the 2D versions of ''Mortal Kombat''. While this was attempted before with the ''[[Street Fighter EX]]'' series, that series used more complex animation, which did change the gameplay somewhat. Some critics, however, were disappointed that ''Mortal Kombat 4'' did not play like other popular 3D games of the time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
The following is a list of the &amp;quot;kombatants&amp;quot; included in the ''Mortal Kombat 4'' character selection roster.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Image:Selection 4.png|thumb|right|Character selection screen.]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
===New characters===&lt;br /&gt;
''MK4'' introduced:&lt;br /&gt;
* [[List of characters in the Mortal Kombat series#Fujin|Fujin]] - God of Wind and ally of [[Raiden (Mortal Kombat)|Raiden]]. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[List of characters in the Mortal Kombat series#Jarek|Jarek]] - Last of the Black Dragon.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[List of characters in the Mortal Kombat series#Kai|Kai]] - [[Shaolin Temple|Shaolin]] monk and friend of [[Liu Kang]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Quan Chi]] - Mysterious evil sorcerer. First appeared in [[Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero]] as the main antagonist.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Reiko (Mortal Kombat)|Reiko]] - Shinnok's general.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shinnok]] - Imprisoned Elder God. First appeared in ''MKM: SZ'' as the final boss.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[List of characters in the Mortal Kombat series#Tanya|Tanya]] - Traitor to Edenia. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''MK4'' also included the following [[secret character|hidden characters]]:&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Goro (Mortal Kombat)|Goro]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Meat (Mortal Kombat)|Meat]], a bloody skeleton.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Noob Saibot]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Returning characters===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Liu Kang]] - Shaolin monk who seeks to destroy Shinnok.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jax (Mortal Kombat)|Jax]] - Special Forces who finds out that [[Jarek]] is still alive.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Johnny Cage]] - Hollywood movie star who will produce his next movie.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Raiden (Mortal Kombat)|Raiden]] - Thunder god who again guides the mortals.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Reptile (Mortal Kombat)|Reptile]] - Zaterran warrior who seeks to serve Shinnok to save his realm.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Scorpion (Mortal Kombat)|Scorpion]] - Undead specter who again seeks revenge on his nemesis Sub-Zero.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sonya (Mortal Kombat)|Sonya Blade]] - Special Forces lieutenant who seeks to destroy [[Jarek]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat)|Sub-Zero]] -  Lin Kuei again stalked by Scorpion.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Boss and sub-boss===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shinnok]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Goro (Mortal Kombat)|Goro]] ''(home versions only)''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Quan Chi poses as the final boss when Shinnok is used by the player. Also, Shinnok appears as both the boss and sub-boss character when playing as Goro.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==New to the series==&lt;br /&gt;
* ''MK4'' is the first ''Mortal Kombat'' game to have entirely computer-generated characters, although the texture maps of the characters were taken from most of the live-action [[actor]]s of the previous games and animations were all generated via [[motion capture]]. It was revolutionary at the time, although the character models now appear dated.&lt;br /&gt;
* ''MK4'' introduces a limited weapon system to the series, allowing one to take out a weapon using a set button combination (as opposed to the more recent single button), having an almost completely new movelist for the said character. The weapons can also be thrown and dropped, in similar fashion as the arena objects.&lt;br /&gt;
* ''MK4'' also introduces 3D combat, although limited to sidestepping as opposed to the 8 way walk movements, which can be found in the Namco game ''[[Soul Calibur]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
* Finally, ''MK4'' added a &amp;quot;Maximum Damage&amp;quot; cap to the game's combo system, automatically breaking off combos if they deal over a set amount of damage to a player and, thus, preventing infinite combos (although this cap can be removed with a code).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Ports==&lt;br /&gt;
''Mortal Kombat 4'' was ported to the [[PlayStation]], [[Nintendo 64]], and [[Personal Computer|PC]]. An upgraded version titled ''[[Mortal Kombat Gold]]'' was also released for the [[Dreamcast]]. A [[Game Boy Color]] game based on ''Mortal Kombat 4'' was also released as well.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===PlayStation, Nintendo 64 and PC===&lt;br /&gt;
All the home ports of ''MK4'' are notable for containing exclusive content not featured in the original arcade version. Possibly the biggest inclusion to the ports is Goro. He was not featured in the arcade game, but now serves as a playable sub-boss who is fought before Shinnok in single player mode. Also added to the ports is the Ice Pit, which is a snow-filled arena taking place in an icy, carved-out pit. Another new feature added to these ports are a second set of alternate outfits for all characters. The arcade version provided only one set of alternate outfits which the player could unlock. The PC and PlayStation versions run FMV intro, bios and endings, due to the CD-ROM media. The Nintendo 64 version, being a cartridge game, uses the in-game character animations to run them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Game Boy Color===&lt;br /&gt;
The Game Boy Color version of ''MK4'' is based on the Game Boy version of ''[[Mortal Kombat 3]]''. It features nine selectable characters: Raiden, Quan Chi, Fujin, Liu Kang, Sub-Zero, Reiko, Tanya, Scorpion, and the hidden character Reptile. Shinnok is still the final opponent. In addition, there are a few speech clips, and instead of using the in-game graphics for the fatalities, the game uses short [[full motion video|FMV]] clips. Also, the back of the game's box features an earlier character select screen, which has Johnny Cage, Kai, and Sonya instead of Quan Chi, Liu Kang, and Tanya respectively.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===''Mortal Kombat Gold''===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Mkgold 01.jpg|thumb|right|Cyrax uppercutting Baraka in the Soul Chamber]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The Dreamcast version, titled ''Mortal Kombat Gold'', was released on [[September 9]], [[1999]] as a launch title for the console in North America. The game retains the character roster from the previous versions of ''Mortal Kombat 4'', along with six additional characters from previous ''Mortal Kombat'' games. These additional characters are [[Kitana (Mortal Kombat)|Kitana]], [[Mileena]], [[Cyrax]], [[Kung Lao]], [[Baraka (Mortal Kombat)|Baraka]], and one secret character, [[Sektor]]. ''Gold'' also includes new levels not seen in ''Mortal Kombat 4'' and a new weapon select mechanism.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A new character named [[List of minor Mortal Kombat characters#Belokk|Belokk]] was intended to appear in the game, but was cut from the released game.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''Mortal Kombat Gold'' did not receive high marks for visual quality, even though its character models for the fighters themselves were of higher quality than those seen in the home console ports of ''MK4''. ''[[Game-Revolution|Game Revolution]]'' commented: ''&amp;quot;The graphics are inexcusably horrible [and] it's quite a depressing let-down on Sega's 128-bit masterpiece, especially when compared to ''[[Soul Calibur]]&amp;quot;. The weapons that characters can use during the game are ''&amp;quot;dull and uninteresting&amp;quot;'', often have little relation to the characters, and are ''&amp;quot;either a sword, axe, or club&amp;quot;''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[IGN]] had similar bad reviews about ''Mortal Kombat Gold'', particularly regarding the poor weaponry: ''&amp;quot;Readying your weapon is a slow process in which one can be hit any number of times during the attempt&amp;quot;''.  Although they commented on the improvements from previous ''Mortal Kombat'' games, the lack of depth was considered somewhat inexcusable. In fact, due to loading times (even during battles, particularly in the case of Shinnok's impersonations) and [[glitch]]-laden effects, its quality was actually poorer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A second revision of the game, known as version 2.0, was released about a month after the initial release intending to address some of the major issues in it. This version fixed the most severe bugs and glitches in the game and added [[VMU]] support, which allowed saving to work properly. The revision is identifiable by a red tinted disc, as opposed to the original's gold tint, and a green sticker saying ''&amp;quot;Hot! New!&amp;quot;'' placed on the instruction manual cover.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Reception==&lt;br /&gt;
Initial reaction to the new 3D look of the series (as is often the case with long-running series) was negative, but ''MK4'' managed to be a financial success due to an aggressive advertisement campaign which included a set of live action adverts filmed in [[Mexico]] and a [[United States|US]]-wide tour of the arcade version by the game's creators which helped spread the word.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Mortal Kombat 4</title>
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&lt;div&gt;'''''Mortal Kombat 4''''' is the fifth and final [[arcade game]] in the [[Mortal Kombat]] series of [[fighting game|fighting]] video games. It was later ported to the [[PlayStation]] and [[Nintendo 64]]. An updated version titled ''Mortal Kombat Gold'' was released a year later exclusively for the Sega Dreamcast. It is one of the few [[3D computer graphics|3D]] [[fighting game]]s to have been described as having &amp;quot;[[Fighting game#Freedom of movement|2D gameplay]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Intro==&lt;br /&gt;
The game's backstory is told in a 3D cutscene by the thunder god, [[Raiden (Mortal Kombat)|Raiden]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thousands of years ago, in a battle with the fallen elder god known as Shinnok, I was responsible for the death of an entire civilization. To rid all realms of Shinnok's menace, I waged a war that plunged the Earth into centuries of darkness and banished Shinnok to a place called the Netherealm. Now after Shao Khan's defeat at the hands of Earth's warriors, Shinnok has managed to escape his confines in the Netherrealm. The war is now being fought once again, only this time it can be won by Mortals.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gameplay==&lt;br /&gt;
Early on, the development team at [[Midway Games|Midway]] decided to make a 3D ''Mortal Kombat'' to capitalize on the rising popularity of 3D games at the time. Midway decided to develop its own hardware, named &amp;quot;Zeus&amp;quot;, from scratch, resulting in development delays (a large amount of the game was tested on two dimensional hardware using pre-rendered characters).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As revealed in later interviews, programmer and MK creator [[Ed Boon]] was particularly concerned with maintaining the gameplay feel of a 2D game but with 3D graphics. He at first was worried that there was some intrinsic property of 3D graphics that would make this impossible. Essentially, the major gameplay difference between 2D and 3D fighting games at the time was that up to that point all 3D fighting games had attempted to somewhat simulate realistic [[martial art]]s. One of the reasons this was done was to take advantage of the fluid keyframed and motion captured animation that was now possible using 3D models. For example, in ''[[Virtua Fighter]]'', a real martial artist was filmed performing the moves, and this movement was imposed on the 3D model in the game. Thus, while a punch in a 2D game might be a rapidly responding move with two frames of animation, a punch in a 3D game might have a delay between when the button was pressed and when the opponent was hit, owing to the realistic animation.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This delay, as a result, fundamentally changed the gameplay experience. Boon eventually decided to use the non-realistic 2D rates of animation and movement, simply imposed onto 3D graphics. Thus the gameplay experience is nearly identical to the 2D versions of ''Mortal Kombat''. While this was attempted before with the ''[[Street Fighter EX]]'' series, that series used more complex animation, which did change the gameplay somewhat. Some critics, however, were disappointed that ''Mortal Kombat 4'' did not play like other popular 3D games of the time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
The following is a list of the &amp;quot;kombatants&amp;quot; included in the ''Mortal Kombat 4'' character selection roster.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Image:Selection 4.png|thumb|right|Character selection screen.]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
===New characters===&lt;br /&gt;
''MK4'' introduced:&lt;br /&gt;
* [[List of characters in the Mortal Kombat series#Fujin|Fujin]] - God of Wind and ally of [[Raiden (Mortal Kombat)|Raiden]]. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[List of characters in the Mortal Kombat series#Jarek|Jarek]] - Last of the Black Dragon.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[List of characters in the Mortal Kombat series#Kai|Kai]] - [[Shaolin Temple|Shaolin]] monk and friend of [[Liu Kang]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Quan Chi]] - Mysterious evil sorcerer. First appeared in [[Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero]] as the main antagonist.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Reiko (Mortal Kombat)|Reiko]] - Shinnok's general.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shinnok]] - Imprisoned Elder God. First appeared in ''MKM: SZ'' as the final boss.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[List of characters in the Mortal Kombat series#Tanya|Tanya]] - Traitor to Edenia. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''MK4'' also included the following [[secret character|hidden characters]]:&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Goro (Mortal Kombat)|Goro]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Meat (Mortal Kombat)|Meat]], a bloody skeleton.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Noob Saibot]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Returning characters===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Liu Kang]] - Shaolin monk who seeks to destroy Shinnok.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jax (Mortal Kombat)|Jax]] - Special Forces who finds out that [[Jarek]] is still alive.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Johnny Cage]] - Hollywood movie star who will produce his next movie.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Raiden (Mortal Kombat)|Raiden]] - Thunder god who again guides the mortals.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Reptile (Mortal Kombat)|Reptile]] - Zaterran warrior who seeks to serve Shinnok to save his realm.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Scorpion (Mortal Kombat)|Scorpion]] - Undead specter who again seeks revenge on his nemesis Sub-Zero.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sonya (Mortal Kombat)|Sonya Blade]] - Special Forces lieutenant who seeks to destroy [[Jarek]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat)|Sub-Zero]] -  Lin Kuei again stalked by Scorpion.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Boss and sub-boss===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shinnok]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Goro (Mortal Kombat)|Goro]] ''(home versions only)''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Quan Chi poses as the final boss when Shinnok is used by the player. Also, Shinnok appears as both the boss and sub-boss character when playing as Goro.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==New to the series==&lt;br /&gt;
* ''MK4'' is the first ''Mortal Kombat'' game to have entirely computer-generated characters, although the texture maps of the characters were taken from most of the live-action [[actor]]s of the previous games and animations were all generated via [[motion capture]]. It was revolutionary at the time, although the character models now appear dated.&lt;br /&gt;
* ''MK4'' introduces a limited weapon system to the series, allowing one to take out a weapon using a set button combination (as opposed to the more recent single button), having an almost completely new movelist for the said character. The weapons can also be thrown and dropped, in similar fashion as the arena objects.&lt;br /&gt;
* ''MK4'' also introduces 3D combat, although limited to sidestepping as opposed to the 8 way walk movements, which can be found in the Namco game ''[[Soul Calibur]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
* Finally, ''MK4'' added a &amp;quot;Maximum Damage&amp;quot; cap to the game's combo system, automatically breaking off combos if they deal over a set amount of damage to a player and, thus, preventing infinite combos (although this cap can be removed with a code).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Ports==&lt;br /&gt;
''Mortal Kombat 4'' was ported to the [[PlayStation]], [[Nintendo 64]], and [[Personal Computer|PC]]. An upgraded version titled ''[[Mortal Kombat Gold]]'' was also released for the [[Dreamcast]]. A [[Game Boy Color]] game based on ''Mortal Kombat 4'' was also released as well.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===PlayStation, Nintendo 64 and PC===&lt;br /&gt;
All the home ports of ''MK4'' are notable for containing exclusive content not featured in the original arcade version. Possibly the biggest inclusion to the ports is Goro. He was not featured in the arcade game, but now serves as a playable sub-boss who is fought before Shinnok in single player mode. Also added to the ports is the Ice Pit, which is a snow-filled arena taking place in an icy, carved-out pit. Another new feature added to these ports are a second set of alternate outfits for all characters. The arcade version provided only one set of alternate outfits which the player could unlock. The PC and PlayStation versions run FMV intro, bios and endings, due to the CD-ROM media. The Nintendo 64 version, being a cartridge game, uses the in-game character animations to run them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Game Boy Color===&lt;br /&gt;
The Game Boy Color version of ''MK4'' is based on the Game Boy version of ''[[Mortal Kombat 3]]''. It features nine selectable characters: Raiden, Quan Chi, Fujin, Liu Kang, Sub-Zero, Reiko, Tanya, Scorpion, and the hidden character Reptile. Shinnok is still the final opponent. In addition, there are a few speech clips, and instead of using the in-game graphics for the fatalities, the game uses short [[full motion video|FMV]] clips. Also, the back of the game's box features an earlier character select screen, which has Johnny Cage, Kai, and Sonya instead of Quan Chi, Liu Kang, and Tanya respectively.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===''Mortal Kombat Gold''===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Mkgold 01.jpg|thumb|right|Cyrax uppercutting Baraka in the Soul Chamber]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The Dreamcast version, titled ''Mortal Kombat Gold'', was released on [[September 9]], [[1999]] as a launch title for the console in North America. The game retains the character roster from the previous versions of ''Mortal Kombat 4'', along with six additional characters from previous ''Mortal Kombat'' games. These additional characters are [[Kitana (Mortal Kombat)|Kitana]], [[Mileena]], [[Cyrax]], [[Kung Lao]], [[Baraka (Mortal Kombat)|Baraka]], and one secret character, [[Sektor]]. ''Gold'' also includes new levels not seen in ''Mortal Kombat 4'' and a new weapon select mechanism.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A new character named [[List of minor Mortal Kombat characters#Belokk|Belokk]] was intended to appear in the game, but was cut from the released game.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''Mortal Kombat Gold'' did not receive high marks for visual quality, even though its character models for the fighters themselves were of higher quality than those seen in the home console ports of ''MK4''. ''[[Game-Revolution|Game Revolution]]'' commented: ''&amp;quot;The graphics are inexcusably horrible [and] it's quite a depressing let-down on Sega's 128-bit masterpiece, especially when compared to ''[[Soul Calibur]]&amp;quot;. The weapons that characters can use during the game are ''&amp;quot;dull and uninteresting&amp;quot;'', often have little relation to the characters, and are ''&amp;quot;either a sword, axe, or club&amp;quot;''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[IGN]] had similar bad reviews about ''Mortal Kombat Gold'', particularly regarding the poor weaponry: ''&amp;quot;Readying your weapon is a slow process in which one can be hit any number of times during the attempt&amp;quot;''.  Although they commented on the improvements from previous ''Mortal Kombat'' games, the lack of depth was considered somewhat inexcusable. In fact, due to loading times (even during battles, particularly in the case of Shinnok's impersonations) and [[glitch]]-laden effects, its quality was actually poorer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A second revision of the game, known as version 2.0, was released about a month after the initial release intending to address some of the major issues in it. This version fixed the most severe bugs and glitches in the game and added [[VMU]] support, which allowed saving to work properly. The revision is identifiable by a red tinted disc, as opposed to the original's gold tint, and a green sticker saying ''&amp;quot;Hot! New!&amp;quot;'' placed on the instruction manual cover.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Reception==&lt;br /&gt;
Initial reaction to the new 3D look of the series (as is often the case with long-running series) was negative, but ''MK4'' managed to be a financial success due to an aggressive advertisement campaign which included a set of live action adverts filmed in [[Mexico]] and a [[United States|US]]-wide tour of the arcade version by the game's creators which helped spread the word.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;'''''Mortal Kombat 4''''' is the fifth and final [[arcade game]] in the [[Mortal Kombat]] series of [[fighting game|fighting]] video games. It was later ported to the [[PlayStation]] and [[Nintendo 64]]. An updated version titled ''Mortal Kombat Gold'' was released a year later exclusively for the Sega Dreamcast. It is one of the few [[3D computer graphics|3D]] [[fighting game]]s to have been described as having &amp;quot;[[Fighting game#Freedom of movement|2D gameplay]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Intro==&lt;br /&gt;
The game's backstory is told in a 3D cutscene by the thunder god, [[Raiden (Mortal Kombat)|Raiden]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thousands of years ago, in a battle with the fallen elder god known as Shinnok, I was responsible for the death of an entire civilization. To rid all realms of Shinnok's menace, I waged a war that plunged the Earth into centuries of darkness and banished Shinnok to a place called the Netherealm. Now after Shao Khan's defeat at the hands of Earth's warriors, Shinnok has managed to escape his confines in the Netherrealm. The war is now being fought once again, only this time it can be won by Mortals.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gameplay==&lt;br /&gt;
Early on, the development team at [[Midway Games|Midway]] decided to make a 3D ''Mortal Kombat'' to capitalize on the rising popularity of 3D games at the time. Midway decided to develop its own hardware, named &amp;quot;Zeus&amp;quot;, from scratch, resulting in development delays (a large amount of the game was tested on two dimensional hardware using pre-rendered characters).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As revealed in later interviews, programmer and MK creator [[Ed Boon]] was particularly concerned with maintaining the gameplay feel of a 2D game but with 3D graphics. He at first was worried that there was some intrinsic property of 3D graphics that would make this impossible. Essentially, the major gameplay difference between 2D and 3D fighting games at the time was that up to that point all 3D fighting games had attempted to somewhat simulate realistic [[martial art]]s. One of the reasons this was done was to take advantage of the fluid keyframed and motion captured animation that was now possible using 3D models. For example, in ''[[Virtua Fighter]]'', a real martial artist was filmed performing the moves, and this movement was imposed on the 3D model in the game. Thus, while a punch in a 2D game might be a rapidly responding move with two frames of animation, a punch in a 3D game might have a delay between when the button was pressed and when the opponent was hit, owing to the realistic animation.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This delay, as a result, fundamentally changed the gameplay experience. Boon eventually decided to use the non-realistic 2D rates of animation and movement, simply imposed onto 3D graphics. Thus the gameplay experience is nearly identical to the 2D versions of ''Mortal Kombat''. While this was attempted before with the ''[[Street Fighter EX]]'' series, that series used more complex animation, which did change the gameplay somewhat. Some critics, however, were disappointed that ''Mortal Kombat 4'' did not play like other popular 3D games of the time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
The following is a list of the &amp;quot;kombatants&amp;quot; included in the ''Mortal Kombat 4'' character selection roster.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Image:Selection 4.png|thumb|right|Character selection screen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
===New characters===&lt;br /&gt;
''MK4'' introduced:&lt;br /&gt;
* [[List of characters in the Mortal Kombat series#Fujin|Fujin]] - God of Wind and ally of [[Raiden (Mortal Kombat)|Raiden]]. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[List of characters in the Mortal Kombat series#Jarek|Jarek]] - Last of the Black Dragon.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[List of characters in the Mortal Kombat series#Kai|Kai]] - [[Shaolin Temple|Shaolin]] monk and friend of [[Liu Kang]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Quan Chi]] - Mysterious evil sorcerer. First appeared in [[Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero]] as the main antagonist.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Reiko (Mortal Kombat)|Reiko]] - Shinnok's general.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shinnok]] - Imprisoned Elder God. First appeared in ''MKM: SZ'' as the final boss.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[List of characters in the Mortal Kombat series#Tanya|Tanya]] - Traitor to Edenia. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''MK4'' also included the following [[secret character|hidden characters]]:&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Goro (Mortal Kombat)|Goro]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Meat (Mortal Kombat)|Meat]], a bloody skeleton.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Noob Saibot]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Returning characters===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Liu Kang]] - Shaolin monk who seeks to destroy Shinnok.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jax (Mortal Kombat)|Jax]] - Special Forces who finds out that [[Jarek]] is still alive.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Johnny Cage]] - Hollywood movie star who will produce his next movie.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Raiden (Mortal Kombat)|Raiden]] - Thunder god who again guides the mortals.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Reptile (Mortal Kombat)|Reptile]] - Zaterran warrior who seeks to serve Shinnok to save his realm.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Scorpion (Mortal Kombat)|Scorpion]] - Undead specter who again seeks revenge on his nemesis Sub-Zero.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sonya (Mortal Kombat)|Sonya Blade]] - Special Forces lieutenant who seeks to destroy [[Jarek]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat)|Sub-Zero]] -  Lin Kuei again stalked by Scorpion.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Boss and sub-boss===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shinnok]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Goro (Mortal Kombat)|Goro]] ''(home versions only)''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Quan Chi poses as the final boss when Shinnok is used by the player. Also, Shinnok appears as both the boss and sub-boss character when playing as Goro.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==New to the series==&lt;br /&gt;
* ''MK4'' is the first ''Mortal Kombat'' game to have entirely computer-generated characters, although the texture maps of the characters were taken from most of the live-action [[actor]]s of the previous games and animations were all generated via [[motion capture]]. It was revolutionary at the time, although the character models now appear dated.&lt;br /&gt;
* ''MK4'' introduces a limited weapon system to the series, allowing one to take out a weapon using a set button combination (as opposed to the more recent single button), having an almost completely new movelist for the said character. The weapons can also be thrown and dropped, in similar fashion as the arena objects.&lt;br /&gt;
* ''MK4'' also introduces 3D combat, although limited to sidestepping as opposed to the 8 way walk movements, which can be found in the Namco game ''[[Soul Calibur]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
* Finally, ''MK4'' added a &amp;quot;Maximum Damage&amp;quot; cap to the game's combo system, automatically breaking off combos if they deal over a set amount of damage to a player and, thus, preventing infinite combos (although this cap can be removed with a code).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Ports==&lt;br /&gt;
''Mortal Kombat 4'' was ported to the [[PlayStation]], [[Nintendo 64]], and [[Personal Computer|PC]]. An upgraded version titled ''[[Mortal Kombat Gold]]'' was also released for the [[Dreamcast]]. A [[Game Boy Color]] game based on ''Mortal Kombat 4'' was also released as well.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===PlayStation, Nintendo 64 and PC===&lt;br /&gt;
All the home ports of ''MK4'' are notable for containing exclusive content not featured in the original arcade version. Possibly the biggest inclusion to the ports is Goro. He was not featured in the arcade game, but now serves as a playable sub-boss who is fought before Shinnok in single player mode. Also added to the ports is the Ice Pit, which is a snow-filled arena taking place in an icy, carved-out pit. Another new feature added to these ports are a second set of alternate outfits for all characters. The arcade version provided only one set of alternate outfits which the player could unlock. The PC and PlayStation versions run FMV intro, bios and endings, due to the CD-ROM media. The Nintendo 64 version, being a cartridge game, uses the in-game character animations to run them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Game Boy Color===&lt;br /&gt;
The Game Boy Color version of ''MK4'' is based on the Game Boy version of ''[[Mortal Kombat 3]]''. It features nine selectable characters: Raiden, Quan Chi, Fujin, Liu Kang, Sub-Zero, Reiko, Tanya, Scorpion, and the hidden character Reptile. Shinnok is still the final opponent. In addition, there are a few speech clips, and instead of using the in-game graphics for the fatalities, the game uses short [[full motion video|FMV]] clips. Also, the back of the game's box features an earlier character select screen, which has Johnny Cage, Kai, and Sonya instead of Quan Chi, Liu Kang, and Tanya respectively.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===''Mortal Kombat Gold''===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Mkgold 01.jpg|thumb|right|Cyrax uppercutting Baraka in the Soul Chamber]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The Dreamcast version, titled ''Mortal Kombat Gold'', was released on [[September 9]], [[1999]] as a launch title for the console in North America. The game retains the character roster from the previous versions of ''Mortal Kombat 4'', along with six additional characters from previous ''Mortal Kombat'' games. These additional characters are [[Kitana (Mortal Kombat)|Kitana]], [[Mileena]], [[Cyrax]], [[Kung Lao]], [[Baraka (Mortal Kombat)|Baraka]], and one secret character, [[Sektor]]. ''Gold'' also includes new levels not seen in ''Mortal Kombat 4'' and a new weapon select mechanism.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A new character named [[List of minor Mortal Kombat characters#Belokk|Belokk]] was intended to appear in the game, but was cut from the released game.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''Mortal Kombat Gold'' did not receive high marks for visual quality, even though its character models for the fighters themselves were of higher quality than those seen in the home console ports of ''MK4''. ''[[Game-Revolution|Game Revolution]]'' commented: ''&amp;quot;The graphics are inexcusably horrible [and] it's quite a depressing let-down on Sega's 128-bit masterpiece, especially when compared to ''[[Soul Calibur]]&amp;quot;. The weapons that characters can use during the game are ''&amp;quot;dull and uninteresting&amp;quot;'', often have little relation to the characters, and are ''&amp;quot;either a sword, axe, or club&amp;quot;''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[IGN]] had similar bad reviews about ''Mortal Kombat Gold'', particularly regarding the poor weaponry: ''&amp;quot;Readying your weapon is a slow process in which one can be hit any number of times during the attempt&amp;quot;''.  Although they commented on the improvements from previous ''Mortal Kombat'' games, the lack of depth was considered somewhat inexcusable. In fact, due to loading times (even during battles, particularly in the case of Shinnok's impersonations) and [[glitch]]-laden effects, its quality was actually poorer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A second revision of the game, known as version 2.0, was released about a month after the initial release intending to address some of the major issues in it. This version fixed the most severe bugs and glitches in the game and added [[VMU]] support, which allowed saving to work properly. The revision is identifiable by a red tinted disc, as opposed to the original's gold tint, and a green sticker saying ''&amp;quot;Hot! New!&amp;quot;'' placed on the instruction manual cover.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Reception==&lt;br /&gt;
Initial reaction to the new 3D look of the series (as is often the case with long-running series) was negative, but ''MK4'' managed to be a financial success due to an aggressive advertisement campaign which included a set of live action adverts filmed in [[Mexico]] and a [[United States|US]]-wide tour of the arcade version by the game's creators which helped spread the word.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Mortal Kombat 4</title>
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&lt;div&gt;'''''Mortal Kombat 4''''' is the fifth and final [[arcade game]] in the [[Mortal Kombat]] series of [[fighting game|fighting]] video games. It was later ported to the [[PlayStation]] and [[Nintendo 64]]. An updated version titled ''Mortal Kombat Gold'' was released a year later exclusively for the Sega Dreamcast. It is one of the few [[3D computer graphics|3D]] [[fighting game]]s to have been described as having &amp;quot;[[Fighting game#Freedom of movement|2D gameplay]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Intro==&lt;br /&gt;
The game's backstory is told in a 3D cutscene by the thunder god, [[Raiden (Mortal Kombat)|Raiden]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thousands of years ago, in a battle with the fallen elder god known as Shinnok, I was responsible for the death of an entire civilization. To rid all realms of Shinnok's menace, I waged a war that plunged the Earth into centuries of darkness and banished Shinnok to a place called the Netherealm. Now after Shao Khan's defeat at the hands of Earth's warriors, Shinnok has managed to escape his confines in the Netherrealm. The war is now being fought once again, only this time it can be won by Mortals.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gameplay==&lt;br /&gt;
Early on, the development team at [[Midway Games|Midway]] decided to make a 3D ''Mortal Kombat'' to capitalize on the rising popularity of 3D games at the time. Midway decided to develop its own hardware, named &amp;quot;Zeus&amp;quot;, from scratch, resulting in development delays (a large amount of the game was tested on two dimensional hardware using pre-rendered characters).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As revealed in later interviews, programmer and MK creator [[Ed Boon]] was particularly concerned with maintaining the gameplay feel of a 2D game but with 3D graphics. He at first was worried that there was some intrinsic property of 3D graphics that would make this impossible. Essentially, the major gameplay difference between 2D and 3D fighting games at the time was that up to that point all 3D fighting games had attempted to somewhat simulate realistic [[martial art]]s. One of the reasons this was done was to take advantage of the fluid keyframed and motion captured animation that was now possible using 3D models. For example, in ''[[Virtua Fighter]]'', a real martial artist was filmed performing the moves, and this movement was imposed on the 3D model in the game. Thus, while a punch in a 2D game might be a rapidly responding move with two frames of animation, a punch in a 3D game might have a delay between when the button was pressed and when the opponent was hit, owing to the realistic animation.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This delay, as a result, fundamentally changed the gameplay experience. Boon eventually decided to use the non-realistic 2D rates of animation and movement, simply imposed onto 3D graphics. Thus the gameplay experience is nearly identical to the 2D versions of ''Mortal Kombat''. While this was attempted before with the ''[[Street Fighter EX]]'' series, that series used more complex animation, which did change the gameplay somewhat. Some critics, however, were disappointed that ''Mortal Kombat 4'' did not play like other popular 3D games of the time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
The following is a list of the &amp;quot;kombatants&amp;quot; included in the ''Mortal Kombat 4'' character selection roster.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Image:Selection 4.png|thumb|right|Character selection screen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
===New characters===&lt;br /&gt;
''MK4'' introduced:&lt;br /&gt;
* [[List of characters in the Mortal Kombat series#Fujin|Fujin]] - God of Wind and ally of [[Raiden (Mortal Kombat)|Raiden]]. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[List of characters in the Mortal Kombat series#Jarek|Jarek]] - Last of the Black Dragon.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[List of characters in the Mortal Kombat series#Kai|Kai]] - [[Shaolin Temple|Shaolin]] monk and friend of [[Liu Kang]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Quan Chi]] - Mysterious evil sorcerer. First appeared in [[Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero]] as the main antagonist.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Reiko (Mortal Kombat)|Reiko]] - Shinnok's general.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shinnok]] - Imprisoned Elder God. First appeared in ''MKM: SZ'' as the final boss.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[List of characters in the Mortal Kombat series#Tanya|Tanya]] - Traitor to Edenia. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''MK4'' also included the following [[secret character|hidden characters]]:&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Goro (Mortal Kombat)|Goro]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Meat (Mortal Kombat)|Meat]], a bloody skeleton.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Noob Saibot]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Returning characters===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Liu Kang]] - Shaolin monk who seeks to destroy Shinnok.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jax (Mortal Kombat)|Jax]] - Special Forces who finds out that [[Jarek]] is still alive.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Johnny Cage]] - Hollywood movie star who will produce his next movie.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Raiden (Mortal Kombat)|Raiden]] - Thunder god who again guides the mortals.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Reptile (Mortal Kombat)|Reptile]] - Zaterran warrior who seeks to serve Shinnok to save his realm.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Scorpion (Mortal Kombat)|Scorpion]] - Undead specter who again seeks revenge on his nemesis Sub-Zero.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sonya (Mortal Kombat)|Sonya Blade]] - Special Forces lieutenant who seeks to destroy [[Jarek]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat)|Sub-Zero]] -  Lin Kuei again stalked by Scorpion.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Boss and sub-boss===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shinnok]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Goro (Mortal Kombat)|Goro]] ''(home versions only)''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Quan Chi poses as the final boss when Shinnok is used by the player. Also, Shinnok appears as both the boss and sub-boss character when playing as Goro.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==New to the series==&lt;br /&gt;
* ''MK4'' is the first ''Mortal Kombat'' game to have entirely computer-generated characters, although the texture maps of the characters were taken from most of the live-action [[actor]]s of the previous games and animations were all generated via [[motion capture]]. It was revolutionary at the time, although the character models now appear dated.&lt;br /&gt;
* ''MK4'' introduces a limited weapon system to the series, allowing one to take out a weapon using a set button combination (as opposed to the more recent single button), having an almost completely new movelist for the said character. The weapons can also be thrown and dropped, in similar fashion as the arena objects.&lt;br /&gt;
* ''MK4'' also introduces 3D combat, although limited to sidestepping as opposed to the 8 way walk movements, which can be found in the Namco game ''[[Soul Calibur]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
* Finally, ''MK4'' added a &amp;quot;Maximum Damage&amp;quot; cap to the game's combo system, automatically breaking off combos if they deal over a set amount of damage to a player and, thus, preventing infinite combos (although this cap can be removed with a code).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Ports==&lt;br /&gt;
''Mortal Kombat 4'' was ported to the [[PlayStation]], [[Nintendo 64]], and [[Personal Computer|PC]]. An upgraded version titled ''[[Mortal Kombat Gold]]'' was also released for the [[Dreamcast]]. A [[Game Boy Color]] game based on ''Mortal Kombat 4'' was also released as well.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===PlayStation, Nintendo 64 and PC===&lt;br /&gt;
All the home ports of ''MK4'' are notable for containing exclusive content not featured in the original arcade version. Possibly the biggest inclusion to the ports is Goro. He was not featured in the arcade game, but now serves as a playable sub-boss who is fought before Shinnok in single player mode. Also added to the ports is the Ice Pit, which is a snow-filled arena taking place in an icy, carved-out pit. Another new feature added to these ports are a second set of alternate outfits for all characters. The arcade version provided only one set of alternate outfits which the player could unlock. The PC and PlayStation versions run FMV intro, bios and endings, due to the CD-ROM media. The Nintendo 64 version, being a cartridge game, uses the in-game character animations to run them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Game Boy Color===&lt;br /&gt;
The Game Boy Color version of ''MK4'' is based on the Game Boy version of ''[[Mortal Kombat 3]]''. It features nine selectable characters: Raiden, Quan Chi, Fujin, Liu Kang, Sub-Zero, Reiko, Tanya, Scorpion, and the hidden character Reptile. Shinnok is still the final opponent. In addition, there are a few speech clips, and instead of using the in-game graphics for the fatalities, the game uses short [[full motion video|FMV]] clips. Also, the back of the game's box features an earlier character select screen, which has Johnny Cage, Kai, and Sonya instead of Quan Chi, Liu Kang, and Tanya respectively.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===''Mortal Kombat Gold''===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Mkgold 01.jpg|thumb|right|Cyrax uppercutting Baraka in the Soul Chamber]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The Dreamcast version, titled ''Mortal Kombat Gold'', was released on [[September 9]], [[1999]] as a launch title for the console in North America. The game retains the character roster from the previous versions of ''Mortal Kombat 4'', along with six additional characters from previous ''Mortal Kombat'' games. These additional characters are [[Kitana (Mortal Kombat)|Kitana]], [[Mileena]], [[Cyrax]], [[Kung Lao]], [[Baraka (Mortal Kombat)|Baraka]], and one secret character, [[Sektor]]. ''Gold'' also includes new levels not seen in ''Mortal Kombat 4'' and a new weapon select mechanism.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A new character named [[List of minor Mortal Kombat characters#Belokk|Belokk]] was intended to appear in the game, but was cut from the released game.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''Mortal Kombat Gold'' did not receive high marks for visual quality, even though its character models for the fighters themselves were of higher quality than those seen in the home console ports of ''MK4''. ''[[Game-Revolution|Game Revolution]]'' commented: ''&amp;quot;The graphics are inexcusably horrible [and] it's quite a depressing let-down on Sega's 128-bit masterpiece, especially when compared to ''[[Soul Calibur]]&amp;quot;. The weapons that characters can use during the game are ''&amp;quot;dull and uninteresting&amp;quot;'', often have little relation to the characters, and are ''&amp;quot;either a sword, axe, or club&amp;quot;''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[IGN]] had similar bad reviews about ''Mortal Kombat Gold'', particularly regarding the poor weaponry: ''&amp;quot;Readying your weapon is a slow process in which one can be hit any number of times during the attempt&amp;quot;''.  Although they commented on the improvements from previous ''Mortal Kombat'' games, the lack of depth was considered somewhat inexcusable. In fact, due to loading times (even during battles, particularly in the case of Shinnok's impersonations) and [[glitch]]-laden effects, its quality was actually poorer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A second revision of the game, known as version 2.0, was released about a month after the initial release intending to address some of the major issues in it. This version fixed the most severe bugs and glitches in the game and added [[VMU]] support, which allowed saving to work properly. The revision is identifiable by a red tinted disc, as opposed to the original's gold tint, and a green sticker saying ''&amp;quot;Hot! New!&amp;quot;'' placed on the instruction manual cover.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Reception==&lt;br /&gt;
Initial reaction to the new 3D look of the series (as is often the case with long-running series) was negative, but ''MK4'' managed to be a financial success due to an aggressive advertisement campaign which included a set of live action adverts filmed in [[Mexico]] and a [[United States|US]]-wide tour of the arcade version by the game's creators which helped spread the word.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;'''''Mortal Kombat 4''''' is the fifth and final [[arcade game]] in the [[Mortal Kombat]] series of [[fighting game|fighting]] video games. It was later ported to the [[PlayStation]] and [[Nintendo 64]]. An updated version titled ''Mortal Kombat Gold'' was released a year later exclusively for the Sega Dreamcast. It is one of the few [[3D computer graphics|3D]] [[fighting game]]s to have been described as having &amp;quot;[[Fighting game#Freedom of movement|2D gameplay]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Intro==&lt;br /&gt;
The game's backstory is told in a 3D cutscene by the thunder god, [[Raiden (Mortal Kombat)|Raiden]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Thousands of years ago, in a battle with the fallen elder god known as Shinnok, I was responsible for the death of an entire civilization. To rid all realms of Shinnok's menace, I waged a war that plunged the Earth into centuries of darkness and banished Shinnok to a place called the Netherealm. Now after Shao Khan's defeat at the hands of Earth's warriors, Shinnok has managed to escape his confines in the Netherrealm. The war is now being fought once again, only this time it can be won by Mortals.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gameplay==&lt;br /&gt;
Early on, the development team at [[Midway Games|Midway]] decided to make a 3D ''Mortal Kombat'' to capitalize on the rising popularity of 3D games at the time. Midway decided to develop its own hardware, named &amp;quot;Zeus&amp;quot;, from scratch, resulting in development delays (a large amount of the game was tested on two dimensional hardware using pre-rendered characters).&lt;br /&gt;
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As revealed in later interviews, programmer and MK creator [[Ed Boon]] was particularly concerned with maintaining the gameplay feel of a 2D game but with 3D graphics. He at first was worried that there was some intrinsic property of 3D graphics that would make this impossible. Essentially, the major gameplay difference between 2D and 3D fighting games at the time was that up to that point all 3D fighting games had attempted to somewhat simulate realistic [[martial art]]s. One of the reasons this was done was to take advantage of the fluid keyframed and motion captured animation that was now possible using 3D models. For example, in ''[[Virtua Fighter]]'', a real martial artist was filmed performing the moves, and this movement was imposed on the 3D model in the game. Thus, while a punch in a 2D game might be a rapidly responding move with two frames of animation, a punch in a 3D game might have a delay between when the button was pressed and when the opponent was hit, owing to the realistic animation.&lt;br /&gt;
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This delay, as a result, fundamentally changed the gameplay experience. Boon eventually decided to use the non-realistic 2D rates of animation and movement, simply imposed onto 3D graphics. Thus the gameplay experience is nearly identical to the 2D versions of ''Mortal Kombat''. While this was attempted before with the ''[[Street Fighter EX]]'' series, that series used more complex animation, which did change the gameplay somewhat. Some critics, however, were disappointed that ''Mortal Kombat 4'' did not play like other popular 3D games of the time.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
The following is a list of the &amp;quot;kombatants&amp;quot; included in the ''Mortal Kombat 4'' character selection roster.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Selection 4.png|thumb|right|Character selection screen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
===New characters===&lt;br /&gt;
''MK4'' introduced:&lt;br /&gt;
* [[List of characters in the Mortal Kombat series#Fujin|Fujin]] - God of Wind and ally of [[Raiden (Mortal Kombat)|Raiden]]. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[List of characters in the Mortal Kombat series#Jarek|Jarek]] - Last of the Black Dragon.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[List of characters in the Mortal Kombat series#Kai|Kai]] - [[Shaolin Temple|Shaolin]] monk and friend of [[Liu Kang]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Quan Chi]] - Mysterious evil sorcerer. First appeared in [[Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero]] as the main antagonist.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Reiko (Mortal Kombat)|Reiko]] - Shinnok's general.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shinnok]] - Imprisoned Elder God. First appeared in ''MKM: SZ'' as the final boss.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[List of characters in the Mortal Kombat series#Tanya|Tanya]] - Traitor to Edenia. &lt;br /&gt;
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''MK4'' also included the following [[secret character|hidden characters]]:&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Goro (Mortal Kombat)|Goro]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Meat (Mortal Kombat)|Meat]], a bloody skeleton.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Noob Saibot]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Returning characters===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Liu Kang]] - Shaolin monk who seeks to destroy Shinnok.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jax (Mortal Kombat)|Jax]] - Special Forces who finds out that [[Jarek]] is still alive.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Johnny Cage]] - Hollywood movie star who will produce his next movie.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Raiden (Mortal Kombat)|Raiden]] - Thunder god who again guides the mortals.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Reptile (Mortal Kombat)|Reptile]] - Zaterran warrior who seeks to serve Shinnok to save his realm.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Scorpion (Mortal Kombat)|Scorpion]] - Undead specter who again seeks revenge on his nemesis Sub-Zero.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sonya (Mortal Kombat)|Sonya Blade]] - Special Forces lieutenant who seeks to destroy [[Jarek]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat)|Sub-Zero]] -  Lin Kuei again stalked by Scorpion.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Boss and sub-boss===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shinnok]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Goro (Mortal Kombat)|Goro]] ''(home versions only)''&lt;br /&gt;
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Quan Chi poses as the final boss when Shinnok is used by the player. Also, Shinnok appears as both the boss and sub-boss character when playing as Goro.&lt;br /&gt;
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==New to the series==&lt;br /&gt;
* ''MK4'' is the first ''Mortal Kombat'' game to have entirely computer-generated characters, although the texture maps of the characters were taken from most of the live-action [[actor]]s of the previous games and animations were all generated via [[motion capture]]. It was revolutionary at the time, although the character models now appear dated.&lt;br /&gt;
* ''MK4'' introduces a limited weapon system to the series, allowing one to take out a weapon using a set button combination (as opposed to the more recent single button), having an almost completely new movelist for the said character. The weapons can also be thrown and dropped, in similar fashion as the arena objects.&lt;br /&gt;
* ''MK4'' also introduces 3D combat, although limited to sidestepping as opposed to the 8 way walk movements, which can be found in the Namco game ''[[Soul Calibur]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
* Finally, ''MK4'' added a &amp;quot;Maximum Damage&amp;quot; cap to the game's combo system, automatically breaking off combos if they deal over a set amount of damage to a player and, thus, preventing infinite combos (although this cap can be removed with a code).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ports==&lt;br /&gt;
''Mortal Kombat 4'' was ported to the [[PlayStation]], [[Nintendo 64]], and [[Personal Computer|PC]]. An upgraded version titled ''[[Mortal Kombat Gold]]'' was also released for the [[Dreamcast]]. A [[Game Boy Color]] game based on ''Mortal Kombat 4'' was also released as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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===PlayStation, Nintendo 64 and PC===&lt;br /&gt;
All the home ports of ''MK4'' are notable for containing exclusive content not featured in the original arcade version. Possibly the biggest inclusion to the ports is Goro. He was not featured in the arcade game, but now serves as a playable sub-boss who is fought before Shinnok in single player mode. Also added to the ports is the Ice Pit, which is a snow-filled arena taking place in an icy, carved-out pit. Another new feature added to these ports are a second set of alternate outfits for all characters. The arcade version provided only one set of alternate outfits which the player could unlock. The PC and PlayStation versions run FMV intro, bios and endings, due to the CD-ROM media. The Nintendo 64 version, being a cartridge game, uses the in-game character animations to run them.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Game Boy Color===&lt;br /&gt;
The Game Boy Color version of ''MK4'' is based on the Game Boy version of ''[[Mortal Kombat 3]]''. It features nine selectable characters: Raiden, Quan Chi, Fujin, Liu Kang, Sub-Zero, Reiko, Tanya, Scorpion, and the hidden character Reptile. Shinnok is still the final opponent. In addition, there are a few speech clips, and instead of using the in-game graphics for the fatalities, the game uses short [[full motion video|FMV]] clips. Also, the back of the game's box features an earlier character select screen, which has Johnny Cage, Kai, and Sonya instead of Quan Chi, Liu Kang, and Tanya respectively.&lt;br /&gt;
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===''Mortal Kombat Gold''===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Mkgold 01.jpg|thumb|right|Cyrax uppercutting Baraka in the Soul Chamber]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The Dreamcast version, titled ''Mortal Kombat Gold'', was released on [[September 9]], [[1999]] as a launch title for the console in North America. The game retains the character roster from the previous versions of ''Mortal Kombat 4'', along with six additional characters from previous ''Mortal Kombat'' games. These additional characters are [[Kitana (Mortal Kombat)|Kitana]], [[Mileena]], [[Cyrax]], [[Kung Lao]], [[Baraka (Mortal Kombat)|Baraka]], and one secret character, [[Sektor]]. ''Gold'' also includes new levels not seen in ''Mortal Kombat 4'' and a new weapon select mechanism.&lt;br /&gt;
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A new character named [[List of minor Mortal Kombat characters#Belokk|Belokk]] was intended to appear in the game, but was cut from the released game.&lt;br /&gt;
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''Mortal Kombat Gold'' did not receive high marks for visual quality, even though its character models for the fighters themselves were of higher quality than those seen in the home console ports of ''MK4''. ''[[Game-Revolution|Game Revolution]]'' commented: ''&amp;quot;The graphics are inexcusably horrible [and] it's quite a depressing let-down on Sega's 128-bit masterpiece, especially when compared to ''[[Soul Calibur]]&amp;quot;. The weapons that characters can use during the game are ''&amp;quot;dull and uninteresting&amp;quot;'', often have little relation to the characters, and are ''&amp;quot;either a sword, axe, or club&amp;quot;''.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[IGN]] had similar bad reviews about ''Mortal Kombat Gold'', particularly regarding the poor weaponry: ''&amp;quot;Readying your weapon is a slow process in which one can be hit any number of times during the attempt&amp;quot;''.  Although they commented on the improvements from previous ''Mortal Kombat'' games, the lack of depth was considered somewhat inexcusable. In fact, due to loading times (even during battles, particularly in the case of Shinnok's impersonations) and [[glitch]]-laden effects, its quality was actually poorer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A second revision of the game, known as version 2.0, was released about a month after the initial release intending to address some of the major issues in it. This version fixed the most severe bugs and glitches in the game and added [[VMU]] support, which allowed saving to work properly. The revision is identifiable by a red tinted disc, as opposed to the original's gold tint, and a green sticker saying ''&amp;quot;Hot! New!&amp;quot;'' placed on the instruction manual cover.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Reception==&lt;br /&gt;
Initial reaction to the new 3D look of the series (as is often the case with long-running series) was negative, but ''MK4'' managed to be a financial success due to an aggressive advertisement campaign which included a set of live action adverts filmed in [[Mexico]] and a [[United States|US]]-wide tour of the arcade version by the game's creators which helped spread the word.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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