http://history.sydlexia.com/api.php?action=feedcontributions&user=Fernin&feedformat=atomSydapedia - User contributions [en]2024-03-29T08:35:14ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.33.2http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=SydLexia.com_NES_Championship_-_2012&diff=10097SydLexia.com NES Championship - 20122012-06-09T22:04:38Z<p>Fernin: /* Participants & Results */</p>
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<div>The fourth official SydLexia NES Championship!<br />
<br />
== The Contest ==<br />
<br />
Official Thread: [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=17349 SydLexia Forums Thread]<br />
<br />
== Participants & Results ==<br />
Below is a list of all participants who have submitted at least 1 entry. <br />
<br />
Point System - We will be using the following points system for each round unless otherwise specified. <br />
*1st - 10 points*<br />
*2nd - 9 points<br />
*3rd - 8 points<br />
*4th - 7 points<br />
*5th - 6 points<br />
*6+ - 5 points<br />
*No Entry Submitted - 0 points<br />
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As there are two games each round, there will be two sets of high scores every week.<br />
<br />
{| class="sortable" border="1" style="background-color:#111111;color:#aaaaaa;border-style:solid;" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="4"<br />
! Name !! R1 !! R2 !! R3 !! R4 !! R5 !! R6 !! R7 !! R8 !! Total<br />
|-<br />
| [[@om*d]] ||10 ||9 ||7 ||8 ||7 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||41 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Andrew Man]] ||5 ||0 ||7 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||12 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Cpt. Fantastic]] ||7 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||7 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Crazy Bastard]] ||0 ||5 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||5 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Douche McCallister]] ||5 ||10 ||8 ||10 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||33 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Ghandi]] ||6 ||8 ||9 ||9 ||10 ||6 ||9 ||9 ||66 <br />
|-<br />
| [[GPFontaine]] ||5 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||5 <br />
|-<br />
| [[HikuMatsune]] ||5 ||0 ||5 ||5 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||15 <br />
|-<br />
| [[i'll_bite_your_ear]] ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||7 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||7 <br />
|-<br />
| [[joshwoodzy]] ||5 ||7 ||8 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||20 <br />
|-<br />
| [[koakuma]] ||5 ||5 ||5 ||6 ||9 ||8 ||10 ||10 ||58 <br />
|-<br />
| [[lavalarva]] ||8 ||10 ||10 ||10 ||10 ||10 ||10 ||10 ||78 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Mr. Spidersquid]] ||6 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||6 <br />
|-<br />
| [[OldSchoolGamer]] ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||9 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||9 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Reinhart_x]] ||9 ||7 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||16 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Sarge]] ||9 ||10 ||9 ||8 ||10 ||10 ||9 ||8 ||73 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Sehkmaenzo]] ||8 ||6 ||6 ||7 ||6 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||33 <br />
|-<br />
| [[SSNintendo]] ||5 ||5 ||5 ||8 ||6 ||7 ||7 ||9 ||52 <br />
|-<br />
| [[UsaSatsui]] ||10 ||8 ||10 ||9 ||8 ||9 ||8 ||0 ||62 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Valdronius]] ||7 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||7 <br />
|-}</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=SydLexia.com_NES_Championship_-_2012&diff=10094SydLexia.com NES Championship - 20122012-06-01T00:55:35Z<p>Fernin: /* Participants & Results */</p>
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<div>The fourth official SydLexia NES Championship!<br />
<br />
== The Contest ==<br />
<br />
Official Thread: [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=17349 SydLexia Forums Thread]<br />
<br />
== Participants & Results ==<br />
Below is a list of all participants who have submitted at least 1 entry. <br />
<br />
Point System - We will be using the following points system for each round unless otherwise specified. <br />
*1st - 10 points*<br />
*2nd - 9 points<br />
*3rd - 8 points<br />
*4th - 7 points<br />
*5th - 6 points<br />
*6+ - 5 points<br />
*No Entry Submitted - 0 points<br />
<br />
As there are two games each round, there will be two sets of high scores every week.<br />
<br />
{| class="sortable" border="1" style="background-color:#111111;color:#aaaaaa;border-style:solid;" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="4"<br />
! Name !! R1 !! R2 !! R3 !! R4 !! R5 !! R6 !! R7 !! R8 !! Total<br />
|-<br />
| [[@om*d]] ||10 ||9 ||7 ||8 ||7 ||0 ||0 ||- ||41 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Andrew Man]] ||5 ||0 ||7 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||- ||12 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Cpt. Fantastic]] ||7 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||- ||7 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Crazy Bastard]] ||0 ||5 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||- ||5 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Douche McCallister]] ||5 ||10 ||8 ||10 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||- ||33 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Ghandi]] ||6 ||8 ||9 ||9 ||10 ||6 ||9 ||- ||57 <br />
|-<br />
| [[GPFontaine]] ||5 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||- ||5 <br />
|-<br />
| [[HikuMatsune]] ||5 ||0 ||5 ||5 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||- ||15 <br />
|-<br />
| [[i'll_bite_your_ear]] ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||7 ||0 ||0 ||- ||7 <br />
|-<br />
| [[joshwoodzy]] ||5 ||7 ||8 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||- ||20 <br />
|-<br />
| [[koakuma]] ||5 ||5 ||5 ||6 ||9 ||8 ||10 ||- ||48 <br />
|-<br />
| [[lavalarva]] ||8 ||10 ||10 ||10 ||10 ||10 ||10 ||- ||68 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Mr. Spidersquid]] ||6 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||- ||6 <br />
|-<br />
| [[OldSchoolGamer]] ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||9 ||0 ||0 ||- ||9 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Reinhart_x]] ||9 ||7 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||- ||16 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Sarge]] ||9 ||10 ||9 ||8 ||10 ||10 ||9 ||- ||65 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Sehkmaenzo]] ||8 ||6 ||6 ||7 ||6 ||0 ||0 ||- ||33 <br />
|-<br />
| [[SSNintendo]] ||5 ||5 ||5 ||8 ||6 ||7 ||7 ||- ||43 <br />
|-<br />
| [[UsaSatsui]] ||10 ||8 ||10 ||9 ||8 ||9 ||8 ||- ||62 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Valdronius]] ||7 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||- ||7 <br />
|-}</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=SydLexia.com_NES_Championship_-_2012&diff=10092SydLexia.com NES Championship - 20122012-05-16T00:45:31Z<p>Fernin: /* Participants & Results */</p>
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<div>The fourth official SydLexia NES Championship!<br />
<br />
== The Contest ==<br />
<br />
Official Thread: [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=17349 SydLexia Forums Thread]<br />
<br />
== Participants & Results ==<br />
Below is a list of all participants who have submitted at least 1 entry. <br />
<br />
Point System - We will be using the following points system for each round unless otherwise specified. <br />
*1st - 10 points*<br />
*2nd - 9 points<br />
*3rd - 8 points<br />
*4th - 7 points<br />
*5th - 6 points<br />
*6+ - 5 points<br />
*No Entry Submitted - 0 points<br />
<br />
As there are two games each round, there will be two sets of high scores every week.<br />
<br />
{| class="sortable" border="1" style="background-color:#111111;color:#aaaaaa;border-style:solid;" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="4"<br />
! Name !! R1 !! R2 !! R3 !! R4 !! R5 !! R6 !! R7 !! R8 !! Total<br />
|-<br />
| [[@om*d]] ||10 ||9 ||7 ||8 ||7 ||- ||- ||- ||41 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Andrew Man]] ||5 ||0 ||7 ||0 ||0 ||- ||- ||- ||12 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Cpt. Fantastic]] ||7 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||- ||- ||- ||7 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Crazy Bastard]] ||0 ||5 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||- ||- ||- ||5 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Douche McCallister]] ||5 ||10 ||8 ||10 ||0 ||- ||- ||- ||33 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Ghandi]] ||6 ||8 ||9 ||9 ||10 ||- ||- ||- ||42 <br />
|-<br />
| [[GPFontaine]] ||5 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||- ||- ||- ||5 <br />
|-<br />
| [[HikuMatsune]] ||5 ||0 ||5 ||5 ||0 ||- ||- ||- ||15 <br />
|-<br />
| [[i'll_bite_your_ear]] ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||7 ||- ||- ||- ||7 <br />
|-<br />
| [[joshwoodzy]] ||5 ||7 ||8 ||0 ||0 ||- ||- ||- ||20 <br />
|-<br />
| [[koakuma]] ||5 ||5 ||5 ||6 ||9 ||- ||- ||- ||30 <br />
|-<br />
| [[lavalarva]] ||8 ||10 ||10 ||10 ||10 ||- ||- ||- ||48 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Mr. Spidersquid]] ||6 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||- ||- ||- ||6 <br />
|-<br />
| [[OldSchoolGamer]] ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||9 ||- ||- ||- ||9 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Reinhart_x]] ||9 ||7 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||- ||- ||- ||16 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Sarge]] ||9 ||10 ||9 ||8 ||10 ||- ||- ||- ||46 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Sehkmaenzo]] ||8 ||6 ||6 ||7 ||6 ||- ||- ||- ||33 <br />
|-<br />
| [[SSNintendo]] ||5 ||5 ||5 ||8 ||6 ||- ||- ||- ||29 <br />
|-<br />
| [[UsaSatsui]] ||10 ||8 ||10 ||9 ||8 ||- ||- ||- ||45 <br />
|-<br />
| [[Valdronius]] ||7 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||0 ||- ||- ||- ||7 <br />
|-}</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LexiaBot9000&diff=9663LexiaBot90002012-02-18T04:07:44Z<p>Fernin: /* Commands */</p>
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<div>'''LexiaBot9000''' is an IRC bot run by [[Fernin]] in the [[SydLexia.com IRC channel]]. The bot was added as a trivia game, though right now the trivia sucks (send Fernin some good pop culture questions about the 80's and early 90's, damnit!). <br />
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== On / Off ==<br />
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LexiaBot9000 is turned on and off based on the privileges it is granted by channel operators. The majority of its functionality can be turned on by granting the bot voice. Some additional bot features require full operator privileges.<br />
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== Commands ==<br />
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<!--Add as many commands as you know, so long as they're interesting--><br />
This is a list of some bot commands. More may be added. <br />
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 |<br />
|-<br />
! <div style="width:200px">Command & Syntax</div> !! What it does !! Example Input !! Example Output<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!time</code> || Outputs Time || !time || It is 21:27:48 right now<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!date</code> || Outputs Date & Time || !date || Today is Thu Jan 22 21:30:43 2009.<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!calc (equation)</code> || Solves Equation || !calc 1+1 || GPFontaine, result is: 2<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!roll</code> || Rolls a number of dice, up to 10 || !roll 5 || rolls the dice for Crazy_Bastard: 1, 2, 1, 3, 3.<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!random (number)(number)</code> || Generates an integer between the two numbers || !random 6 10 || 8<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!convert (number) (C/F) </code> || Convert a temperature. || !convert 60 C || 60° Fahrenheit is 15.555556° Celsius.<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!seen (name)</code> || State when a person was last in the channel || !seen GPFontaine || GPFontaine was last seen quitting IRC 11 mins ago<br />
|-<br />
| Timer <br /><code>!timer (seconds) (message)</code><br /><code>!timer off</code> || Turns the timer on or off. || !timer 5 Stuff. <br /> !timer off || Timer activated. <br /> Timer deactivated.<br />
|-<br />
| Bot Speech <br /> <code>!speak</code><br /><Code>!shutup</code> || Sets the bot to respond or ignore trigger words. Kick triggers are always active. || !speak <br /> !shutup || I can speak! <br /> Shutting up now.<br />
|-<br />
| Trivia Game <br /> <code>!start</code> <br /><code>!stop</code><br /><code>!rank (name)</code> || Start & Stop the Trivia Game or check someone's rank. || !start <br /> !stop <br /> !rank GPFontaine || Starting Trivia. <br /> Trivia stopped. <br /> GPFontaine has 2 points.<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!addquestion</code> || Submit a question for the trivia game. || !addquestion || A private message from LexiaBot9000 will be sent with instructions to follow. Only one person may use this command at a time. Allow 30 seconds between uses to avoid confusing LexiaBot9000. All entries are reviewed before they are added to the trivia database.<br />
|-<br />
| High/Low Game <br /> <code>!hl (on/off) (number)</code> <br /> <code>!hl (number guess)</code> || High / Low game || !hl on 10 <br /> !hl 5 <br /> !hl off || Higher/Lower game enabled <br /> Higher, GPFontaine <br />Higher/Lower game disabled.<br />
|-<br />
| Timebomb Game <br /><code>!timebomb (name)</code><br /><code>!snip (color)</code>|| Timebomb game... this shit is just mean. Limit your usage or you will be booted. || !timebomb GPFontaine <br /> !snip orange || straps a bomb to GPFontaine's back. The display reads [45] seconds. <br /> ...snip GPFontaine was booted from #sydlexia by LexiaBot9000 (*BOOOM!*)<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!fortune</code> || Your fortune will be predicted || !fortune || You will meet a dark, handsome stranger.<br />
|-<br />
| Definitions <br /><code>!define (word)</code><br /><code>!defadd (word)</code><br /><code>!defrem (word)</code> || States a definition, adds a definition, or removes a definition || !define Sydapedia <br /><br />!defadd Sydapedia the source of all that is true in this world.<br /><br />!defrem Sydapedia|| Sydapedia: the source of all that is true in this world.<br /><br />Sydapedia stored succesfully.<br /><br />Sydapedia was removed from database.<br />
|-<br />
| Mastermind <br /><code>!mastermind</code><br /><code>!guess (####)</code><br /><code>!guess quit</code><br /><code>!score (name)</code> || Starts the Mastermind game, guesses a number, quits the game, or checks someone's score. || !mastermind <br /><br /> !guess 1111 <br /><br /> !guess quit <br /><br /> !score Fernin || I'm thinking of a four digit number, with no 0's in it... <br /><br /> You have 0 correct and 0 out of place. <br /><br /> You pansy, you couldn't even take the time to figure out that the number was 3284? <br /><br /> The average amount of guesses Fernin has used to solve Mastermind is 14.25.<br />
|-<br />
| Craps <br /><code>!craps (on/off/throw)</code> || Starts the craps game, rolls the dice, or ends the craps game. || !craps on <br /><br /> !craps throw <br /><br /> !craps off || Place ya bets! <br /><br /> rolls the dice for Fernin: 3 and 6. Fernin, your target number is now 9. Roll again! <br /><br /> Smart Idea, since you aren't exactly James Bond. Come back again when you're not so unlucky.<br />
|-<br />
| Money Making Game <br /><code>!money </code><br /><code>!money (1/2/3)</code> || Play the Money Making Game. || !money<br /><br /> !money 1<br /> || Let's Play Money Making Game! <br /><br /> Fernin: -10 -50 +50<br /> Fernin: Sorry, you lose 10 points. <br />
|-<br />
| Roulette <br /><code>!roulette </code><br /><code>!bet (amount) (type)</code> || Play roulette, place a bet. || !roulette <br /><br /> !bet 10 black || Let's play roulette! <br /><br /> Bet accepted.<br />
|-<br />
| Russian Roulette <br /><code>!rr #</code><br /><code>!fire</code> || Play Russian Roulette with the specified number of bullets, and fire the gun. || !rr 1<br /><br /> !fire || The bullet is in place! Type !fire to try your luck! <br /> Click! That chamber was empty, Fernin has survived!<br />
|-<br />
| Rock Paper Scissors <br /><code>!rps (rock/paper/scissors)</code> || Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot. || !rps rock<br /> !rps paper<br /> !rps scissors || throws scissors! You win! <br /> throws paper! It's a tie! <br /> throws rock! You lose!<br />
|-<br />
| Hot Potato <br /><code>!potato</code><br /><code>!pass (name/trash)</code> || Play Hot Potato, pass the potato to another person or put the potato into the trash. || !potato <br /><br /> !pass GPFontaine <br /><br /> !pass trash || Hot potato! Fernin has the potato right now. Quick, !pass it to somebody else! <br /><br /> Fernin has passed the potato to GPFontaine! Better hurry and pass it to someone else! <br \><br /> Fernin has thrown the potato in the garbage. Game over, folks. <br />
|-<br />
| Hangman <br /><code>!hangman</code><br /><code>!hangman off</code><br /><code>!letter </code><br /><code>!word</code><br /><code>!addword</code> || Play hangman, turn hangman off, guess a letter or a word, and add a word to the hangman database|| !hangman <br /><br /> !hangman off <br /><br /> !letter e <br /><br /> !word testing <br /><br /> !addword polesmoker|| Let's play hangman! <br /><br /> The word was communism. Game ended. <br /><br /> e is not in the word. 1 wrong guess so far. <br /><br /> testing is not the word I'm thinking of. <br /><br /> New word added to my database.<br />
|-<br />
| Hangvowel <br /><code>!hangvowel</code><br /><code>!hangvowel off</code><br /><code>!hanganswer</code> || Play hangvowel, turn hangvowel off, guess a word. || !hangvowel <br /><br /> !hangvowel off <br /><br /> !hanganswer metal || Let's play hangvowel! <br /><br /> The word was Nepal. Game ended. <br /><br /> metal is not the word I'm thinking of.<br />
|-<br />
| Snakes & Ladders <br /><code>!snakes on</code><br /><code>!snakes (1/2/3/4)</code><br /><code>!snakes start</code><br /><code>!snakes spin </code><br /><code>!snakes quit</code> || Starts Snakes & Ladders, picks player number, starts the actual game, spins the spinner, or quits the Snakes & Ladders Game. || !snakes on <br /><br /> !snakes 1 <br /><br /> !snakes start <br /><br />!snakes spin <br /><br /> !snakes quit || Spin the spinner and get to the top first! Who's playing? <br /><br /> Player 1: Crazy_Bastard. <br /><br /> Starting the game with 2 players, Crazy_Bastard is up first! <br /><br />Crazy_Bastard moves their piece to 4. You listened to the ops and shut up when you were told to! Your piece is moved forward to 14. <br /><br /> I guess you just have no inner child.<br />
|-<br />
| Anagram <br /><code>!anagram</code><br /><code>!anagram (word)</code><br /><code>!anagram quit</code> || Starts Anagram game or rescrambles the word, take a guess at the word, and quit the game. || !anagram <br /><br /> !anagram lyosslmig <br /><br /> !anagram quit || The scrambled word is lsgioylsm. <br /><br /> The scrambled word is lyosslmig. <br /><br /> The word was: syllogism.<br />
|-<br />
| 8ball <br /><code>!8ball (question)</code> || Ask a question and get a response from the 8ball. || !8ball Will you answer my question? || Signs point to yes.<br />
|-<br />
| Tic Tac Toe, 1 player <br /><code>!ttt1</code><br /><code>!ttt1 (1-9)</code><br /><code>!ttt1 quit</code> || Starts Tic Tac Toe game, picks a spot to put an X, and quits the game. || !ttt1 <br /><br /> !ttt1 1 <br /><br /> !ttt1 quit || Tic Tac Toe! One player mode! Type !ttt1 # to start playing! <br /><br /> X O * <br /> * * * <br /> * * * <br /><br /> What, you want to wimp out of a game of tic tac toe? You must be the world's biggest pansy.<br />
|-<br />
| Tic Tac Toe, 2 player <br /><code>!ttt2</code><br /><code>!ttt2 (p1/p2)</code><br /><code>!ttt2 (1-9)</code><br /><code>!ttt2 quit</code> || Starts Tic Tac Toe game, selects players, picks a spot to put an X or an O, and quits the game. || !ttt2 <br /><br /> !ttt2 p1 <br /><br /> !ttt2 5 <br /><br /> !ttt2 quit || Tic Tac Toe! Tic Tac Toe! Two player mode! Who's playing today? Type !ttt2 p1 or !ttt2 p2 to join in! <br /><br /> Player 1 is Fernin! <br /><br />* * * <br /> * X * <br /> * * * <br /><br /> What, you want to wimp out of a game of tic tac toe? You must be the world's biggest pansy.<br />
|-<br />
| Blackjack <br /><code>!blackjack</code><br /><code>!hit</code><br /><code>!stand</code> || Play blackjack! || !blackjack <br /> !hit <br /> !stand || Your hand is: 5C QD. <br /> You have been dealt: AS. <br /> The housebot's hand is: 5S 6D. <br />
|-<br />
| Slap! <br /><code>!slap (name)</code><br /><code>!addslap (text)</code> || Slaps someone, or adds a new slap to the bot's database. || !slap FigNewton <br /> !addslap slaps $2 with Patrick Duffy. || Lexiabot9000 slaps FigNewton with Uwe Boll's severed head! <br /> Custom slap #20 added to my database.<br />
|-<br />
| Jukebox <br /><code>!jukebox</code><br /><code>!addsong (URL)</code> || Picks a random song from the Jukebox database, or adds a song to it. Youtube URLs only, please. || !jukebox <br /> !addsong || 897 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwEgFMhGkfU <br /> Song #1106 added to my database.<br />
|-<br />
| Plinko <br /><code>!plinko (1-5)</code> || Starts a game of Plinko, dropping the chip down the indicated slot. || !plinko 5 || Crazy_Bastard drops a chip down the fifth slot!<br />The chip lands in the fifth spot! Crazy_Bastard loses 100 points!<br />
|-<br />
| Challenge <br /><code>!challenge (name)</code><br /><code>!accept/!decline</code><br /><code>!shoot</code> || Challenges someone to a duel, accepts or declines it, and shoots someone. || !challenge Preng <br /> !accept <br /> !shoot || Preng has been challenged by Fernin! Do you !accept, or !decline? <br /> Preng has accepted Fernin's challenge! On my mark... !shoot to kill. <br /> Preng was kicked by Lexiabot9000 (BANG!)<br />
|-<br />
| Card Sharks <br /><code>!cs</code><br /><code>!cs change</code><br /><code>!bet (amount) high/low</code> || Starts a game of Card Sharks, changes your current card, and bets on the next card. || !cs <br /> !cs change <br /> !bet 500 low || Let's play Card Sharks! Your card is 6S. <br /> Your new card is 10C. <br /> The housebot flips over the next card. It's a 8S! Congrats, you won that bet!<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
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== Trivia Game Courtesy ==<br />
Trivia can be fun, but can also irritate the hell out of people. Follow these, and we'll all get along.<br />
<br />
* Chat takes priority over trivia. If people are talking, ask before hitting !start. If someone says !stop, trivia is over. On the flip side, if you have nothing to chat about, don't stop trivia just because you don't like it. <br />
* Try not to answer questions that you submitted, that's pretty much cheating. Give others a chance, and if they don't get it after three hints, then go ahead and answer it.<br />
* Try not to answer questions that you've seen before. There's only so many questions still, so repeats happen a lot. Give others a chance that may not have seen the question yet. <br />
* The exception to the above is if it's a question that you know everyone has seen, or if it's a Quick! Quick! question. <br />
* Answers which are numbers that are less than 100 are ALL written out. So, if the answer happens to be 3, or 12, or 97, it'll actually be three, twelve, or ninety-seven. This is because of the hint system, and also to prevent the insanely annoying situation where multiple people are spamming "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7!" trying to find the right number quickly. <br />
* Server lag happens. On your screen, what you send will appear in the chatroom immediately. On everyone else's screens, that may not be the case. While it may look like you answered first on your screen, the bot always recognizes the person who appears on its own screen first. This isn't bullshit, it's the internet, so don't bitch about it. <br />
* Being an idiot and making joke answers to <i>every</i> question isn't entertaining. Maybe you're laughing at it, but nobody else is. The same goes for blatantly ignoring the hints that the bot gives when trying to answer seriously, it just makes you look like a gigantic idiot. The hints are there for a reason, to try to help you get the answer, and they are, believe it or not, accurate. The number of asterisks plus revealed letters will always be the same length as the answer itself, and the revealed letters are always in the correct place.<br />
* Don't even think about going to google, wikipedia, gamefaqs, or any other place to look up the answers. That's just plain lame. If you don't know it, too bad.<br />
* The bot is buggy when it comes to giving hints or answers that have numbers in them. This is a known bug, and something that can't be fixed, so kindly stop pointing it out or being all "WTF?!" over it. Furthermore, questions themselves can become completely buggy over time. This happens when a command word (like !char or !rr) is in the answer. The bot gets hung up and confused when it sees a command word, and doesn't recognize the answer for what it is. Spamming what you know is the answer sure as hell ain't gonna do any good.<br />
* When submitting questions, don't submit idiotic nonsense like, "Hello./Spikey Love Nipples" or "Hahahahahahaha./Hahahahaha Hahahaha". And please, no 4chan memes.<br />
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== Trigger Words ==<br />
<!--Please don't add a list of word triggers--><br />
The bot also triggers off of some words and phrases, such as "Porn", "Bot", and "bored". No, they're not all going to be listed. Finding them is half the fun.<br />
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*Note: The bot now has the commands !shutup and !speak. These commands turn the triggers off and on, respectively.<br />
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== Other Bot Stuff == <br />
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Some games have a 5 second delay timer on them to prevent bot spam. So far as I can remember, this is currently limited to the !letter command of the Hangman game, and the !fire command of Russian Roulette. <br />
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When playing the !anagram game, correct letters in guesses are capitalized. Additionally, any capitalized letters in the initial jumble are capitalized in the unscrambled word (For example, "TheRiddler" would show as "leheRidrTd", and a guess of "rhetiddler" would be displayed by the bot as "rHEtIDDLER").<br />
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Timebombing or passing the potato to someone who is AFK is nothing short of a dick move, and will get you kicked. That's the reason both of those games can only be turned on by the ops, since the power to kick anyone just shouldn't be available to anyone at all times. Just don't do it.<br />
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Only one timebomb can be out at any given time, and you can't cut the wires on a bomb that isn't on your own body. You can only save yourself, not anyone else.<br />
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While you are free to define and redefine any word or phrase you like, don't use the bot to troll. Also, if there's a disagreement about what something's definition should be, don't get into a definition war and go back and forth removing and redefining it. This is about the most immature thing you can possibly do with the bot and will only serve to piss off the ops, and probably everyone else in the room.<br />
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Any new games may well still be going under beta testing, so don't expect them to work perfectly all the time. If you find any glitches, bugs, or other mistakes, report them to Fernin.<br />
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The !8ball is meant for yes or no questions. If you ask it an open ended question and yell at it for not giving you a good answer, you can expect to be yelled at by whoever else is in the room, because you're probably a moron!<br />
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Ask the bot "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" with the !8ball command sometime, you'll get some fun results.<br />
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The command to turn something off is nearly always "off" or "quit". If one doesn't work, try the other.<br />
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Bets you can make in roulette are: Any number between 0 and 36, 00, first, second, third, top, bottom, red, black, odd, or even.<br />
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The Tic Tac Toe board and input goes from 1 to 9, as seen here: <br />
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1 2 3<br><br />
4 5 6<br><br />
7 8 9<br />
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As of now, the bot has no AI in the Tic Tac Toe game, it only picks spots randomly. The AI will come when Fernin has time for it, so don't bring it up, unless you want a rather angry op.<br />
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Some commands and triggers will only work when the bot has ops.<br />
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The bot does occasionally encounter glitches when trying to access the rank file, and as such, you may lose points you !bet on something. Not much can be done about this, honestly.<br />
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[[Category: SydLexia.com IRC Channel]]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LexiaBot9000&diff=9642LexiaBot90002011-12-20T21:45:07Z<p>Fernin: </p>
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<div>'''LexiaBot9000''' is an IRC bot run by [[Fernin]] in the [[SydLexia.com IRC channel]]. The bot was added as a trivia game, though right now the trivia sucks (send Fernin some good pop culture questions about the 80's and early 90's, damnit!). <br />
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== On / Off ==<br />
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LexiaBot9000 is turned on and off based on the privileges it is granted by channel operators. The majority of its functionality can be turned on by granting the bot voice. Some additional bot features require full operator privileges.<br />
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== Commands ==<br />
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<!--Add as many commands as you know, so long as they're interesting--><br />
This is a list of some bot commands. More may be added. <br />
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 |<br />
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! <div style="width:200px">Command & Syntax</div> !! What it does !! Example Input !! Example Output<br />
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| <code>!time</code> || Outputs Time || !time || It is 21:27:48 right now<br />
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| <code>!date</code> || Outputs Date & Time || !date || Today is Thu Jan 22 21:30:43 2009.<br />
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| <code>!calc (equation)</code> || Solves Equation || !calc 1+1 || GPFontaine, result is: 2<br />
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| <code>!roll</code> || Rolls a number of dice, up to 10 || !roll 5 || rolls the dice for Crazy_Bastard: 1, 2, 1, 3, 3.<br />
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| <code>!random (number)(number)</code> || Generates an integer between the two numbers || !random 6 10 || 8<br />
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| <code>!convert (number) (C/F) </code> || Convert a temperature. || !convert 60 C || 60° Fahrenheit is 15.555556° Celsius.<br />
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| <code>!seen (name)</code> || State when a person was last in the channel || !seen GPFontaine || GPFontaine was last seen quitting IRC 11 mins ago<br />
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| Timer <br /><code>!timer (seconds) (message)</code><br /><code>!timer off</code> || Turns the timer on or off. || !timer 5 Stuff. <br /> !timer off || Timer activated. <br /> Timer deactivated.<br />
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| Bot Speech <br /> <code>!speak</code><br /><Code>!shutup</code> || Sets the bot to respond or ignore trigger words. Kick triggers are always active. || !speak <br /> !shutup || I can speak! <br /> Shutting up now.<br />
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| Trivia Game <br /> <code>!start</code> <br /><code>!stop</code><br /><code>!rank (name)</code> || Start & Stop the Trivia Game or check someone's rank. || !start <br /> !stop <br /> !rank GPFontaine || Starting Trivia. <br /> Trivia stopped. <br /> GPFontaine has 2 points.<br />
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| <code>!addquestion</code> || Submit a question for the trivia game. || !addquestion || A private message from LexiaBot9000 will be sent with instructions to follow. Only one person may use this command at a time. Allow 30 seconds between uses to avoid confusing LexiaBot9000. All entries are reviewed before they are added to the trivia database.<br />
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| High/Low Game <br /> <code>!hl (on/off) (number)</code> <br /> <code>!hl (number guess)</code> || High / Low game || !hl on 10 <br /> !hl 5 <br /> !hl off || Higher/Lower game enabled <br /> Higher, GPFontaine <br />Higher/Lower game disabled.<br />
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| Timebomb Game <br /><code>!timebomb (name)</code><br /><code>!snip (color)</code>|| Timebomb game... this shit is just mean. Limit your usage or you will be booted. || !timebomb GPFontaine <br /> !snip orange || straps a bomb to GPFontaine's back. The display reads [45] seconds. <br /> ...snip GPFontaine was booted from #sydlexia by LexiaBot9000 (*BOOOM!*)<br />
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| <code>!fortune</code> || Your fortune will be predicted || !fortune || You will meet a dark, handsome stranger.<br />
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| <code>!char (number)</code> || Converts number to ASCII character || !char 43 || ASCII number 43 is equal to +<br />
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| Definitions <br /><code>!define (word)</code><br /><code>!defadd (word)</code><br /><code>!defrem (word)</code> || States a definition, adds a definition, or removes a definition || !define Sydapedia <br /><br />!defadd Sydapedia the source of all that is true in this world.<br /><br />!defrem Sydapedia|| Sydapedia: the source of all that is true in this world.<br /><br />Sydapedia stored succesfully.<br /><br />Sydapedia was removed from database.<br />
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| Mastermind <br /><code>!mastermind</code><br /><code>!guess (####)</code><br /><code>!guess quit</code><br /><code>!score (name)</code> || Starts the Mastermind game, guesses a number, quits the game, or checks someone's score. || !mastermind <br /><br /> !guess 1111 <br /><br /> !guess quit <br /><br /> !score Fernin || I'm thinking of a four digit number, with no 0's in it... <br /><br /> You have 0 correct and 0 out of place. <br /><br /> You pansy, you couldn't even take the time to figure out that the number was 3284? <br /><br /> The average amount of guesses Fernin has used to solve Mastermind is 14.25.<br />
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| Craps <br /><code>!craps (on/off/throw)</code> || Starts the craps game, rolls the dice, or ends the craps game. || !craps on <br /><br /> !craps throw <br /><br /> !craps off || Place ya bets! <br /><br /> rolls the dice for Fernin: 3 and 6. Fernin, your target number is now 9. Roll again! <br /><br /> Smart Idea, since you aren't exactly James Bond. Come back again when you're not so unlucky.<br />
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| Money Making Game <br /><code>!money </code><br /><code>!money (1/2/3)</code> || Play the Money Making Game. || !money<br /><br /> !money 1<br /> || Let's Play Money Making Game! <br /><br /> Fernin: -10 -50 +50<br /> Fernin: Sorry, you lose 10 points. <br />
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| Roulette <br /><code>!roulette </code><br /><code>!bet (amount) (type)</code> || Play roulette, place a bet. || !roulette <br /><br /> !bet 10 black || Let's play roulette! <br /><br /> Bet accepted.<br />
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| Russian Roulette <br /><code>!rr #</code><br /><code>!fire</code> || Play Russian Roulette with the specified number of bullets, and fire the gun. || !rr 1<br /><br /> !fire || The bullet is in place! Type !fire to try your luck! <br /> Click! That chamber was empty, Fernin has survived!<br />
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| Rock Paper Scissors <br /><code>!rps (rock/paper/scissors)</code> || Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot. || !rps rock<br /> !rps paper<br /> !rps scissors || throws scissors! You win! <br /> throws paper! It's a tie! <br /> throws rock! You lose!<br />
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| Hot Potato <br /><code>!potato</code><br /><code>!pass (name/trash)</code> || Play Hot Potato, pass the potato to another person or put the potato into the trash. || !potato <br /><br /> !pass GPFontaine <br /><br /> !pass trash || Hot potato! Fernin has the potato right now. Quick, !pass it to somebody else! <br /><br /> Fernin has passed the potato to GPFontaine! Better hurry and pass it to someone else! <br \><br /> Fernin has thrown the potato in the garbage. Game over, folks. <br />
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| Hangman <br /><code>!hangman</code><br /><code>!hangman off</code><br /><code>!letter </code><br /><code>!word</code><br /><code>!addword</code> || Play hangman, turn hangman off, guess a letter or a word, and add a word to the hangman database|| !hangman <br /><br /> !hangman off <br /><br /> !letter e <br /><br /> !word testing <br /><br /> !addword polesmoker|| Let's play hangman! <br /><br /> The word was communism. Game ended. <br /><br /> e is not in the word. 1 wrong guess so far. <br /><br /> testing is not the word I'm thinking of. <br /><br /> New word added to my database.<br />
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| Hangvowel <br /><code>!hangvowel</code><br /><code>!hangvowel off</code><br /><code>!hanganswer</code> || Play hangvowel, turn hangvowel off, guess a word. || !hangvowel <br /><br /> !hangvowel off <br /><br /> !hanganswer metal || Let's play hangvowel! <br /><br /> The word was Nepal. Game ended. <br /><br /> metal is not the word I'm thinking of.<br />
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| Snakes & Ladders <br /><code>!snakes on</code><br /><code>!snakes (1/2/3/4)</code><br /><code>!snakes start</code><br /><code>!snakes spin </code><br /><code>!snakes quit</code> || Starts Snakes & Ladders, picks player number, starts the actual game, spins the spinner, or quits the Snakes & Ladders Game. || !snakes on <br /><br /> !snakes 1 <br /><br /> !snakes start <br /><br />!snakes spin <br /><br /> !snakes quit || Spin the spinner and get to the top first! Who's playing? <br /><br /> Player 1: Crazy_Bastard. <br /><br /> Starting the game with 2 players, Crazy_Bastard is up first! <br /><br />Crazy_Bastard moves their piece to 4. You listened to the ops and shut up when you were told to! Your piece is moved forward to 14. <br /><br /> I guess you just have no inner child.<br />
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| Anagram <br /><code>!anagram</code><br /><code>!anagram (word)</code><br /><code>!anagram quit</code> || Starts Anagram game or rescrambles the word, take a guess at the word, and quit the game. || !anagram <br /><br /> !anagram lyosslmig <br /><br /> !anagram quit || The scrambled word is lsgioylsm. <br /><br /> The scrambled word is lyosslmig. <br /><br /> The word was: syllogism.<br />
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| 8ball <br /><code>!8ball (question)</code> || Ask a question and get a response from the 8ball. || !8ball Will you answer my question? || Signs point to yes.<br />
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| Tic Tac Toe, 1 player <br /><code>!ttt1</code><br /><code>!ttt1 (1-9)</code><br /><code>!ttt1 quit</code> || Starts Tic Tac Toe game, picks a spot to put an X, and quits the game. || !ttt1 <br /><br /> !ttt1 1 <br /><br /> !ttt1 quit || Tic Tac Toe! One player mode! Type !ttt1 # to start playing! <br /><br /> X O * <br /> * * * <br /> * * * <br /><br /> What, you want to wimp out of a game of tic tac toe? You must be the world's biggest pansy.<br />
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| Tic Tac Toe, 2 player <br /><code>!ttt2</code><br /><code>!ttt2 (p1/p2)</code><br /><code>!ttt2 (1-9)</code><br /><code>!ttt2 quit</code> || Starts Tic Tac Toe game, selects players, picks a spot to put an X or an O, and quits the game. || !ttt2 <br /><br /> !ttt2 p1 <br /><br /> !ttt2 5 <br /><br /> !ttt2 quit || Tic Tac Toe! Tic Tac Toe! Two player mode! Who's playing today? Type !ttt2 p1 or !ttt2 p2 to join in! <br /><br /> Player 1 is Fernin! <br /><br />* * * <br /> * X * <br /> * * * <br /><br /> What, you want to wimp out of a game of tic tac toe? You must be the world's biggest pansy.<br />
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| Blackjack <br /><code>!blackjack</code><br /><code>!hit</code><br /><code>!stand</code> || Play blackjack! || !blackjack <br /> !hit <br /> !stand || Your hand is: 5C QD. <br /> You have been dealt: AS. <br /> The housebot's hand is: 5S 6D. <br />
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| Slap! <br /><code>!slap (name)</code><br /><code>!addslap (text)</code> || Slaps someone, or adds a new slap to the bot's database. || !slap FigNewton <br /> !addslap slaps $2 with Patrick Duffy. || Lexiabot9000 slaps FigNewton with Uwe Boll's severed head! <br /> Custom slap #20 added to my database.<br />
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| Jukebox <br /><code>!jukebox</code><br /><code>!addsong (URL)</code> || Picks a random song from the Jukebox database, or adds a song to it. Youtube URLs only, please. || !jukebox <br /> !addsong || 897 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwEgFMhGkfU <br /> Song #1106 added to my database.<br />
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| Plinko <br /><code>!plinko (1-5)</code> || Starts a game of Plinko, dropping the chip down the indicated slot. || !plinko 5 || Crazy_Bastard drops a chip down the fifth slot!<br />The chip lands in the fifth spot! Crazy_Bastard loses 100 points!<br />
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| Challenge <br /><code>!challenge (name)</code><br /><code>!accept/!decline</code><br /><code>!shoot</code> || Challenges someone to a duel, accepts or declines it, and shoots someone. || !challenge Preng <br /> !accept <br /> !shoot || Preng has been challenged by Fernin! Do you !accept, or !decline? <br /> Preng has accepted Fernin's challenge! On my mark... !shoot to kill. <br /> Preng was kicked by Lexiabot9000 (BANG!)<br />
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| Card Sharks <br /><code>!cs</code><br /><code>!cs change</code><br /><code>!bet (amount) high/low</code> || Starts a game of Card Sharks, changes your current card, and bets on the next card. || !cs <br /> !cs change <br /> !bet 500 low || Let's play Card Sharks! Your card is 6S. <br /> Your new card is 10C. <br /> The housebot flips over the next card. It's a 8S! Congrats, you won that bet!<br />
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== Trivia Game Courtesy ==<br />
Trivia can be fun, but can also irritate the hell out of people. Follow these, and we'll all get along.<br />
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* Chat takes priority over trivia. If people are talking, ask before hitting !start. If someone says !stop, trivia is over. On the flip side, if you have nothing to chat about, don't stop trivia just because you don't like it. <br />
* Try not to answer questions that you submitted, that's pretty much cheating. Give others a chance, and if they don't get it after three hints, then go ahead and answer it.<br />
* Try not to answer questions that you've seen before. There's only so many questions still, so repeats happen a lot. Give others a chance that may not have seen the question yet. <br />
* The exception to the above is if it's a question that you know everyone has seen, or if it's a Quick! Quick! question. <br />
* Answers which are numbers that are less than 100 are ALL written out. So, if the answer happens to be 3, or 12, or 97, it'll actually be three, twelve, or ninety-seven. This is because of the hint system, and also to prevent the insanely annoying situation where multiple people are spamming "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7!" trying to find the right number quickly. <br />
* Server lag happens. On your screen, what you send will appear in the chatroom immediately. On everyone else's screens, that may not be the case. While it may look like you answered first on your screen, the bot always recognizes the person who appears on its own screen first. This isn't bullshit, it's the internet, so don't bitch about it. <br />
* Being an idiot and making joke answers to <i>every</i> question isn't entertaining. Maybe you're laughing at it, but nobody else is. The same goes for blatantly ignoring the hints that the bot gives when trying to answer seriously, it just makes you look like a gigantic idiot. The hints are there for a reason, to try to help you get the answer, and they are, believe it or not, accurate. The number of asterisks plus revealed letters will always be the same length as the answer itself, and the revealed letters are always in the correct place.<br />
* Don't even think about going to google, wikipedia, gamefaqs, or any other place to look up the answers. That's just plain lame. If you don't know it, too bad.<br />
* The bot is buggy when it comes to giving hints or answers that have numbers in them. This is a known bug, and something that can't be fixed, so kindly stop pointing it out or being all "WTF?!" over it. Furthermore, questions themselves can become completely buggy over time. This happens when a command word (like !char or !rr) is in the answer. The bot gets hung up and confused when it sees a command word, and doesn't recognize the answer for what it is. Spamming what you know is the answer sure as hell ain't gonna do any good.<br />
* When submitting questions, don't submit idiotic nonsense like, "Hello./Spikey Love Nipples" or "Hahahahahahaha./Hahahahaha Hahahaha". And please, no 4chan memes.<br />
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== Trigger Words ==<br />
<!--Please don't add a list of word triggers--><br />
The bot also triggers off of some words and phrases, such as "Porn", "Bot", and "bored". No, they're not all going to be listed. Finding them is half the fun.<br />
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*Note: The bot now has the commands !shutup and !speak. These commands turn the triggers off and on, respectively.<br />
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== Other Bot Stuff == <br />
<br />
Some games have a 5 second delay timer on them to prevent bot spam. So far as I can remember, this is currently limited to the !letter command of the Hangman game, and the !fire command of Russian Roulette. <br />
<br />
When playing the !anagram game, correct letters in guesses are capitalized. Additionally, any capitalized letters in the initial jumble are capitalized in the unscrambled word (For example, "TheRiddler" would show as "leheRidrTd", and a guess of "rhetiddler" would be displayed by the bot as "rHEtIDDLER").<br />
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Timebombing or passing the potato to someone who is AFK is nothing short of a dick move, and will get you kicked. That's the reason both of those games can only be turned on by the ops, since the power to kick anyone just shouldn't be available to anyone at all times. Just don't do it.<br />
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Only one timebomb can be out at any given time, and you can't cut the wires on a bomb that isn't on your own body. You can only save yourself, not anyone else.<br />
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While you are free to define and redefine any word or phrase you like, don't use the bot to troll. Also, if there's a disagreement about what something's definition should be, don't get into a definition war and go back and forth removing and redefining it. This is about the most immature thing you can possibly do with the bot and will only serve to piss off the ops, and probably everyone else in the room.<br />
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Any new games may well still be going under beta testing, so don't expect them to work perfectly all the time. If you find any glitches, bugs, or other mistakes, report them to Fernin.<br />
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The !8ball is meant for yes or no questions. If you ask it an open ended question and yell at it for not giving you a good answer, you can expect to be yelled at by whoever else is in the room, because you're probably a moron!<br />
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Ask the bot "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" with the !8ball command sometime, you'll get some fun results.<br />
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The command to turn something off is nearly always "off" or "quit". If one doesn't work, try the other.<br />
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Bets you can make in roulette are: Any number between 0 and 36, 00, first, second, third, top, bottom, red, black, odd, or even.<br />
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The Tic Tac Toe board and input goes from 1 to 9, as seen here: <br />
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1 2 3<br><br />
4 5 6<br><br />
7 8 9<br />
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As of now, the bot has no AI in the Tic Tac Toe game, it only picks spots randomly. The AI will come when Fernin has time for it, so don't bring it up, unless you want a rather angry op.<br />
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Some commands and triggers will only work when the bot has ops.<br />
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The bot does occasionally encounter glitches when trying to access the rank file, and as such, you may lose points you !bet on something. Not much can be done about this, honestly.<br />
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[[Category: SydLexia.com IRC Channel]]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Time_Split-Side_B&diff=9568Time Split-Side B2011-09-22T00:54:26Z<p>Fernin: </p>
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<div>Exactly the same as [[Time Split]], but from Lexy's perspective in the past.<br />
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<br>* docinsano (~chatzilla@c-###.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) has joined #sydlexia<br />
<br><docinsano> fuck<br />
<br><docinsano> my car may have been towed<br />
<br><docinsano> or worse, stolen<br />
<br><+Andrew_Man> wow, that sucks<br />
<br><+Andrew_Man> what happened?<br />
<br>* docinsano hopes not though<br />
<br><bitwise> Captain Buzzkill of the SS Party Pooper<br />
<br>* Toggy (~skalin@###) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)<br />
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<br><bitwise> Those were the names of the driver and tow truck<br />
<br>* UsaSatsui (~EvilBunny@pool-###.bstnma.east.verizon.net) has joined #sydlexia<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> Hey there sexy people<br />
<br><TheGreatPumpkin> is this is what happens<br />
<br><TheGreatPumpkin> when you dont go to texaco lol<br />
<br><TheGreatPumpkin> seriously though<br />
<br><TheGreatPumpkin> where did ou lose it?<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> ...I'm sorry?<br />
<br><docinsano> it was parked on the street outside my apt<br />
<br><docinsano> i walked to get coffee and go to the bank<br />
<br><docinsano> and now its gone<br />
<br><docinsano> god damn it<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> Your car got stolen?<br />
<br><TheGreatPumpkin> have you phoned the police?<br />
<br><docinsano> yeah i called the city <br />
<br><@Fernin> definitely best to put in a stolen vehicle report right away<br />
<br><docinsano> i haven't reported it stolen yet since it was possibly parked too close to an alley or driveway<br />
<br><docinsano> it was less than 5 ft<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> You need to call the police, they will tell you if it was towed for that reason. All tows need to be called in to the police station, at least everywhere<br />
<br><@Fernin> don't they have to leave you some kind of notice when they tow your car?<br />
<br><docinsano> so it is quite possible it was towed<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> It still sucks, but sucks less than it getting stolen.<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> They do not, Fernin<br />
<br><docinsano> I have no idea<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> It's not really feasible, for one thing<br />
<br><docinsano> they mail a notice to the registered owner of the vehicle i guess<br />
<br><bitwise> Spray-paint the road where your car was<br />
<br><bitwise> "WE TOOK YOUR CAR"<br />
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<br><UsaSatsui> But again, if it was towed for any reason (blocking a driveway/not allowed to park there/car too ugly for the neighborhood) they have to tell the police<br />
<br><bitwise> Sup Sehk<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> Either that, or the police ordered the tow in the first place<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> Wrecker drivers are the scummiest people out there, though<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> That's not slander, either, they're fucking proud of being slime<br />
<br><@Fernin> looking around online, doc, folks are advising others to call 911 and give them the license plate number, if it was towed, they'll have it in their police database<br />
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<br>* @Fernin blinks.<br />
<br><@Fernin> how'd you get a 10 digit guest number, Sehk?<br />
<br><docinsano> yeah i called 311, the non emergency line<br />
<br>* Guest56679-44996 is now known as Sehk_Whoops<br />
<br><docinsano> it wasn't in the database yet<br />
<br><Sehk_Whoops> lol<br />
<br><Sehk_Whoops> Iunno :P<br />
<br><Sehk_Whoops> Hey Fern hey Bonersano<br />
<br><docinsano> sup Sehk<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> Call and report it stolen<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> Like, now. <br />
<br><@Fernin> if it's not in the database by now, sounds like a good chance that it was stolen :\<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> If it is stolen, the sooner you get the report in, the sooner it can be found, and if it isn't, they will notify you if it ends up in the yard<br />
<br><Sehk_Whoops> Nickserv only said they'd change it to the first number, I don't know where the second one came from :|<br />
<br><docinsano> the woman told me to call back in an hour<br />
<br><docinsano> "sometimes it doesn't get updated that fast"<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> Kinda sucks, Doc. Sorry. I know the feeling of going out there and finding my car gone<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> I got my car towed out of my fucking assigned parking space because my tag fell on the floor.<br />
<br><docinsano> but yeah i'll report it stolen if it hasn't shown up when i call<br />
<br><Sehk_Whoops> Report what stolen?<br />
<br><docinsano> my car<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> His virginity<br />
<br><Sehk_Whoops> Oh<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> It took off in the middle of the night, he's desperate to find it<br />
<br><docinsano> I'm calling<br />
<br><TheGreatPumpkin> yeah man its better that you call<br />
<br><bitwise> "Officer, I'd like to report a robbery -- this girl stole my heart"<br />
<br><docinsano> Towed<br />
<br><docinsano> fuck<br />
<br><Sehk_Whoops> lol towed is better than stolen?<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> Yeah. That's a good way to get the "911 is only for emergencies" lecture. Not a fun one<br />
<br><@Fernin> better towed than stolen<br />
<br><bitwise> At least it's not at the bottom of a river somewhere with a body in the trunk<br />
<br><Sehk_Whoops> ^<br />
<br><docinsano> it is<br />
<br><docinsano> well guys<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> Not if he's insured against theft. <br />
<br><bitwise> Yeah but then the police want to know why you had a body in your trunk<br />
<br><docinsano> I'm off to the impound<br />
<br><docinsano> to get my car<br />
<br><@Fernin> here's hoping you don't have to shell out a lot to get it back<br />
<br><docinsano> $138<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> ...that's actually not bad<br />
<br><Sehk_Whoops> Ugh<br />
<br><docinsano> and a possible ticket<br />
<br><Sehk_Whoops> what was wrong with it? Just illegally parked?<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> Oh, that's bad<br />
<br><docinsano> "blocking alley"<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> Yeah, I had that "Don't block a driveway" lesson<br />
<br><Sehk_Whoops> :/<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> You usually won't get a ticket for that, at least I never did.<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> Unless your city sucks<br />
<br><Sehk_Whoops> Offer to pay with an elaborate musical performance, or maybe the drawing of a spider<br />
<br><docinsano> city of minneapolis ain't friendly when it comes to this shit i guess<br />
<br><bitwise> All that itsy-bitsy spider research will sure come in handy for either<br />
<br><docinsano> it'll be worse in winter<br />
<br><docinsano> OK time to go<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> Yeah, cities get fucking hardcore about parking enforcement in winter<br />
<br><Sehk_Whoops> Later Doc<br />
<br><docinsano> i'll report back when I get my car<br />
<br><docinsano> laters<br />
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<br><UsaSatsui> Go in with like a sledgehammer and scream a lot with your pants...oh he left<br />
<br><Sehk_Whoops> I forgot to ask if his car was /worth/ 138 bucks<br />
<br><@Fernin> lol<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> ...dude, this isn't Brazil, where you can buy a house for 50 bucks, 70 if you want a pool.<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> A car is worth probably 200 bucks in scrap metal alone<br />
<br><TheGreatPumpkin> lol drawing of a spider<br />
<br><TheGreatPumpkin> can you send me the drawing back please<br />
<br><TheGreatPumpkin> lol<br />
<br><Sehk_Whoops> lol yeah that dude is awesome :D<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> Oh my jokes about non American people are SO funny<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> !define laugh<br />
<br><@Lexiabot9000> laugh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0 Coming soon in mind blowing HD quality!<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> ...what<br />
<br><Sehk_Whoops> His latest shenanigans was him changing the title of his coworker's business card, from "graphic designer" to "Horse Whisperer" :O:O<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> !defrem laugh<br />
<br><@Lexiabot9000> laugh was removed from database.<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> !defadd laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0<br />
<br><@Lexiabot9000> laugh stored successfully.<br />
<br><TheGreatPumpkin> the best one<br />
<br><TheGreatPumpkin> is the missing cat poster ithink it is<br />
<br><TheGreatPumpkin> lol<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> Remind me to punish hack for that. <br />
<br><UsaSatsui> Even if he didn't do it<br />
<br><Sehk_Whoops> :D<br />
<br><@Fernin> who is this, now?<br />
<br><Sehk_Whoops> David Thorne, I think his name was<br />
<br><@Fernin> doc's car got towed from outside his apartment for being close to blocking the alley, Andrew<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> Andrew?<br />
<br><bitwise> UsaSatsui, I think that was Hack<br />
<br><bitwise> People were talking about an HD FFX remake<br />
<br><@Lexiabot9000> testing, 1, 2, 3<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> Yeah, almost certain it was<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> Why did we give him bot access back again?<br />
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<br><bitwise> Because he's a mature, responsible adult<br />
<br><@Lexiabot9000> this is weird... Earth calling bitwise and Satsui<br />
<br><bitwise> Hi Lexy<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> Hey Earth<br />
<br><@Lexiabot9000> we've entered not a net split... but a time split<br />
<br><bitwise> Oh shi--<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> !calc 1/0<br />
<br><@Lexiabot9000> UsaSatsui, result is: 0<br />
<br><bitwise> Are you my future self come back to warn me?<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> SHIT<br />
<br><@Lexiabot9000> Fernin, Sehk, and Alow are all on the other side of the time split, in the future... you will get a lot of their messages about 30 minutes from now<br />
<br><@Lexiabot9000> they got your messages about 30 minutes after you sent them<br />
<br><@Lexiabot9000> somehow, Lexy is in both time frames<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> So...I'm 30 minutes behind?<br />
<br><@Lexiabot9000> I just posted as Fernin, but it didn't appear on this screen<br />
<br><@Lexiabot9000> there's a 30 minute split, but we're not sure who's behind and who's ahead anymore<br />
<br><@Lexiabot9000> each one seems to be ahead from the other's perspective<br />
<br><UsaSatsui> !Fucking weird<br />
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<br><@Lexiabot9000> bit, if you're still there, try reconnecting<br />
<br><Sehk_Whoops> Doc was towed by a ship? That's pretty awesome<br />
<br><Sehk_Whoops> Hey Bunny<br />
<br><Sehk_Whoops> ;)<br />
<br><@Fernin> hey Satsui<br />
<br><TheGreatPumpkin> yes i am sexilicious thanks for noticing<br />
<br>* @Fernin scratches his head.<br />
<br><@Fernin> you have this place bugged or something, Satsui?<br />
<br><Sehk_Whoops> ]are you a wizard? O.o<br />
<br><@Fernin> how'd you know we were talking about that?<br />
<br><bitwise> Whoo<br />
<br><bitwise> Formatting is fun<br />
<br><bitwise> http://bitwise.dyndns-free.com/<br />
<br><@Lexiabot9000> bit, you there?<br />
<br><bitwise> I'm here<br />
<br><bitwise> What's up<br />
<br><@Lexiabot9000> you're stuck in the past<br />
<br><bitwise> Lame<br />
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<br><Sehk_Whoops> ...Are you insanely lagged or something?<br />
<br><@Fernin> he must be, yeah<br />
<br><@Fernin> this is crazy weird, those messages are what... a half hour old?<br />
<br><Sehk_Whoops> Can someone be /so/ lagged that it doesn't even show when they enter the room?<br />
<br><Sehk_Whoops> /YOU'RE/ not feasible! >:|<br />
<br><@Fernin> lol<br />
<br><Sehk_Whoops> Hey Bitwizard<br />
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<br>* Topic is 'Round 10, F-Zero! With custom-made tracks! :O http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=331018'<br />
<br>* Set by not_sure on Tue Sep 20 23:15:29<br />
<br>* ChanServ sets mode: +o Lexiabot9000<br />
<br><@Fernin> !define random<br />
<br><@Lexiabot9000> Hossenfeifer: The first step is to catch the rabbit.<br />
<br><bitwise> Aw, where's Sehk?<br />
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<br><TheGreatPumpkin> he left a while back<br />
<br><@Fernin> he went off to get some food, should be back soon<br />
<br><@Fernin> !define random<br />
<br><@Lexiabot9000> glomp: 25% Hug 75% Phagocytosis<br />
<br><bitwise> Lame<br />
<br><bitwise> I saw him as still online just before I reconnected<br />
<br><@Fernin> woo, Lexy's back in the present :D<br />
<br><TheGreatPumpkin> and thus time was restored<br />
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<br><@Fernin> yeah, you were about a half hour in the past<br />
<br><bitwise> I didn't think that extended to nicks too, though<br />
<br><bitwise> One of DALnet's servers must be mega-whacked<br />
<br><@Fernin> it did, you, the bunny and Lexy were a half hour in the past, we got your messages 30-40 minutes after you sent them, including Satsui showing up<br />
<br><@Fernin> he showed up and started talking about doc's stolen car, 20 minutes after doc had left, confused the hell out of us<br />
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<br>* @Fernin pokes Blaze with a time stick.<br />
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<div>Exactly the same as [[Time_Split]], but from Lexy's perspective in the past.<br />
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<docinsano> fuck<br />
<docinsano> my car may have been towed<br />
<docinsano> or worse, stolen<br />
<+Andrew_Man> wow, that sucks<br />
<+Andrew_Man> what happened?<br />
docinsano hopes not though<br />
<bitwise> Captain Buzzkill of the SS Party Pooper<br />
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<bitwise> Those were the names of the driver and tow truck<br />
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<UsaSatsui> Hey there sexy people<br />
<TheGreatPumpkin> is this is what happens<br />
<TheGreatPumpkin> when you dont go to texaco lol<br />
<TheGreatPumpkin> seriously though<br />
<TheGreatPumpkin> where did ou lose it?<br />
<UsaSatsui> ...I'm sorry?<br />
<docinsano> it was parked on the street outside my apt<br />
<docinsano> i walked to get coffee and go to the bank<br />
<docinsano> and now its gone<br />
<docinsano> god damn it<br />
<UsaSatsui> Your car got stolen?<br />
<TheGreatPumpkin> have you phoned the police?<br />
<docinsano> yeah i called the city <br />
<@Fernin> definitely best to put in a stolen vehicle report right away<br />
<docinsano> i haven't reported it stolen yet since it was possibly parked too close to an alley or driveway<br />
<docinsano> it was less than 5 ft<br />
<UsaSatsui> You need to call the police, they will tell you if it was towed for that reason. All tows need to be called in to the police station, at least everywhere<br />
<@Fernin> don't they have to leave you some kind of notice when they tow your car?<br />
<docinsano> so it is quite possible it was towed<br />
<UsaSatsui> It still sucks, but sucks less than it getting stolen.<br />
<UsaSatsui> They do not, Fernin<br />
<docinsano> I have no idea<br />
<UsaSatsui> It's not really feasible, for one thing<br />
<docinsano> they mail a notice to the registered owner of the vehicle i guess<br />
<bitwise> Spray-paint the road where your car was<br />
<bitwise> "WE TOOK YOUR CAR"<br />
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<UsaSatsui> But again, if it was towed for any reason (blocking a driveway/not allowed to park there/car too ugly for the neighborhood) they have to tell the police<br />
<bitwise> Sup Sehk<br />
<UsaSatsui> Either that, or the police ordered the tow in the first place<br />
<UsaSatsui> Wrecker drivers are the scummiest people out there, though<br />
<UsaSatsui> That's not slander, either, they're fucking proud of being slime<br />
<@Fernin> looking around online, doc, folks are advising others to call 911 and give them the license plate number, if it was towed, they'll have it in their police database<br />
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@Fernin blinks.<br />
<@Fernin> how'd you get a 10 digit guest number, Sehk?<br />
<docinsano> yeah i called 311, the non emergency line<br />
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<docinsano> it wasn't in the database yet<br />
<Sehk_Whoops> lol<br />
<Sehk_Whoops> Iunno :P<br />
<Sehk_Whoops> Hey Fern hey Bonersano<br />
<docinsano> sup Sehk<br />
<UsaSatsui> Call and report it stolen<br />
<UsaSatsui> Like, now. <br />
<@Fernin> if it's not in the database by now, sounds like a good chance that it was stolen :\<br />
<UsaSatsui> If it is stolen, the sooner you get the report in, the sooner it can be found, and if it isn't, they will notify you if it ends up in the yard<br />
<Sehk_Whoops> Nickserv only said they'd change it to the first number, I don't know where the second one came from :|<br />
<docinsano> the woman told me to call back in an hour<br />
<docinsano> "sometimes it doesn't get updated that fast"<br />
<UsaSatsui> Kinda sucks, Doc. Sorry. I know the feeling of going out there and finding my car gone<br />
<UsaSatsui> I got my car towed out of my fucking assigned parking space because my tag fell on the floor.<br />
<docinsano> but yeah i'll report it stolen if it hasn't shown up when i call<br />
<Sehk_Whoops> Report what stolen?<br />
<docinsano> my car<br />
<UsaSatsui> His virginity<br />
<Sehk_Whoops> Oh<br />
<UsaSatsui> It took off in the middle of the night, he's desperate to find it<br />
<docinsano> I'm calling<br />
<TheGreatPumpkin> yeah man its better that you call<br />
<bitwise> "Officer, I'd like to report a robbery -- this girl stole my heart"<br />
<docinsano> Towed<br />
<docinsano> fuck<br />
<Sehk_Whoops> lol towed is better than stolen?<br />
<UsaSatsui> Yeah. That's a good way to get the "911 is only for emergencies" lecture. Not a fun one<br />
<@Fernin> better towed than stolen<br />
<bitwise> At least it's not at the bottom of a river somewhere with a body in the trunk<br />
<Sehk_Whoops> ^<br />
<docinsano> it is<br />
<docinsano> well guys<br />
<UsaSatsui> Not if he's insured against theft. <br />
<bitwise> Yeah but then the police want to know why you had a body in your trunk<br />
<docinsano> I'm off to the impound<br />
<docinsano> to get my car<br />
<@Fernin> here's hoping you don't have to shell out a lot to get it back<br />
<docinsano> $138<br />
<UsaSatsui> ...that's actually not bad<br />
<Sehk_Whoops> Ugh<br />
<docinsano> and a possible ticket<br />
<Sehk_Whoops> what was wrong with it? Just illegally parked?<br />
<UsaSatsui> Oh, that's bad<br />
<docinsano> "blocking alley"<br />
<UsaSatsui> Yeah, I had that "Don't block a driveway" lesson<br />
<Sehk_Whoops> :/<br />
<UsaSatsui> You usually won't get a ticket for that, at least I never did.<br />
<UsaSatsui> Unless your city sucks<br />
<Sehk_Whoops> Offer to pay with an elaborate musical performance, or maybe the drawing of a spider<br />
<docinsano> city of minneapolis ain't friendly when it comes to this shit i guess<br />
<bitwise> All that itsy-bitsy spider research will sure come in handy for either<br />
<docinsano> it'll be worse in winter<br />
<docinsano> OK time to go<br />
<UsaSatsui> Yeah, cities get fucking hardcore about parking enforcement in winter<br />
<Sehk_Whoops> Later Doc<br />
<docinsano> i'll report back when I get my car<br />
<docinsano> laters<br />
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<UsaSatsui> Go in with like a sledgehammer and scream a lot with your pants...oh he left<br />
<Sehk_Whoops> I forgot to ask if his car was /worth/ 138 bucks<br />
<@Fernin> lol<br />
<UsaSatsui> ...dude, this isn't Brazil, where you can buy a house for 50 bucks, 70 if you want a pool.<br />
<UsaSatsui> A car is worth probably 200 bucks in scrap metal alone<br />
<TheGreatPumpkin> lol drawing of a spider<br />
<TheGreatPumpkin> can you send me the drawing back please<br />
<TheGreatPumpkin> lol<br />
<Sehk_Whoops> lol yeah that dude is awesome :D<br />
<UsaSatsui> Oh my jokes about non American people are SO funny<br />
<UsaSatsui> !define laugh<br />
<@Lexiabot9000> laugh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0 Coming soon in mind blowing HD quality!<br />
<UsaSatsui> ...what<br />
<Sehk_Whoops> His latest shenanigans was him changing the title of his coworker's business card, from "graphic designer" to "Horse Whisperer" :O:O<br />
<UsaSatsui> !defrem laugh<br />
<@Lexiabot9000> laugh was removed from database.<br />
<UsaSatsui> !defadd laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0<br />
<@Lexiabot9000> laugh stored successfully.<br />
<TheGreatPumpkin> the best one<br />
<TheGreatPumpkin> is the missing cat poster ithink it is<br />
<TheGreatPumpkin> lol<br />
<UsaSatsui> Remind me to punish hack for that. <br />
<UsaSatsui> Even if he didn't do it<br />
<Sehk_Whoops> :D<br />
<@Fernin> who is this, now?<br />
<Sehk_Whoops> David Thorne, I think his name was<br />
<@Fernin> doc's car got towed from outside his apartment for being close to blocking the alley, Andrew<br />
<UsaSatsui> Andrew?<br />
<bitwise> UsaSatsui, I think that was Hack<br />
<bitwise> People were talking about an HD FFX remake<br />
<@Lexiabot9000> testing, 1, 2, 3<br />
<UsaSatsui> Yeah, almost certain it was<br />
<UsaSatsui> Why did we give him bot access back again?<br />
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<bitwise> Because he's a mature, responsible adult<br />
<@Lexiabot9000> this is weird... Earth calling bitwise and Satsui<br />
<bitwise> Hi Lexy<br />
<UsaSatsui> Hey Earth<br />
<@Lexiabot9000> we've entered not a net split... but a time split<br />
<bitwise> Oh shi--<br />
<UsaSatsui> !calc 1/0<br />
<@Lexiabot9000> UsaSatsui, result is: 0<br />
<bitwise> Are you my future self come back to warn me?<br />
<UsaSatsui> SHIT<br />
<@Lexiabot9000> Fernin, Sehk, and Alow are all on the other side of the time split, in the future... you will get a lot of their messages about 30 minutes from now<br />
<@Lexiabot9000> they got your messages about 30 minutes after you sent them<br />
<@Lexiabot9000> somehow, Lexy is in both time frames<br />
<UsaSatsui> So...I'm 30 minutes behind?<br />
<@Lexiabot9000> I just posted as Fernin, but it didn't appear on this screen<br />
<@Lexiabot9000> there's a 30 minute split, but we're not sure who's behind and who's ahead anymore<br />
<@Lexiabot9000> each one seems to be ahead from the other's perspective<br />
<UsaSatsui> !Fucking weird<br />
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<@Lexiabot9000> bit, if you're still there, try reconnecting<br />
<Sehk_Whoops> Doc was towed by a ship? That's pretty awesome<br />
<Sehk_Whoops> Hey Bunny<br />
<Sehk_Whoops> ;)<br />
<@Fernin> hey Satsui<br />
<TheGreatPumpkin> yes i am sexilicious thanks for noticing<br />
@Fernin scratches his head.<br />
<@Fernin> you have this place bugged or something, Satsui?<br />
<Sehk_Whoops> ]are you a wizard? O.o<br />
<@Fernin> how'd you know we were talking about that?<br />
<bitwise> Whoo<br />
<bitwise> Formatting is fun<br />
<bitwise> http://bitwise.dyndns-free.com/<br />
<@Lexiabot9000> bit, you there?<br />
<bitwise> I'm here<br />
<bitwise> What's up<br />
<@Lexiabot9000> you're stuck in the past<br />
<bitwise> Lame<br />
bitwise (~bitwise@S01060022754a63c4.cg.shawcable.net) Quit (Quit: bitwis, and then bitwas.)<br />
<Sehk_Whoops> ...Are you insanely lagged or something?<br />
<@Fernin> he must be, yeah<br />
<@Fernin> this is crazy weird, those messages are what... a half hour old?<br />
<Sehk_Whoops> Can someone be /so/ lagged that it doesn't even show when they enter the room?<br />
<Sehk_Whoops> /YOU'RE/ not feasible! >:|<br />
<@Fernin> lol<br />
<Sehk_Whoops> Hey Bitwizard<br />
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<@Fernin> !define random<br />
<@Lexiabot9000> Hossenfeifer: The first step is to catch the rabbit.<br />
<bitwise> Aw, where's Sehk?<br />
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<TheGreatPumpkin> he left a while back<br />
<@Fernin> he went off to get some food, should be back soon<br />
<@Fernin> !define random<br />
<@Lexiabot9000> glomp: 25% Hug 75% Phagocytosis<br />
<bitwise> Lame<br />
<bitwise> I saw him as still online just before I reconnected<br />
<@Fernin> woo, Lexy's back in the present :D<br />
<TheGreatPumpkin> and thus time was restored<br />
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<@Fernin> yeah, you were about a half hour in the past<br />
<bitwise> I didn't think that extended to nicks too, though<br />
<bitwise> One of DALnet's servers must be mega-whacked<br />
<@Fernin> it did, you, the bunny and Lexy were a half hour in the past, we got your messages 30-40 minutes after you sent them, including Satsui showing up<br />
<@Fernin> he showed up and started talking about doc's stolen car, 20 minutes after doc had left, confused the hell out of us<br />
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[[Category: SydLexia.com IRC Channel]]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Time_Split&diff=9566Time Split2011-09-22T00:25:14Z<p>Fernin: New page: On Wednesday, September 21, 2011, docinsano's car was towed. While unfortunate, this isn't the point of this page, it was merely the topic of conversation between 6 people who were split b...</p>
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<div>On Wednesday, September 21, 2011, docinsano's car was towed. While unfortunate, this isn't the point of this page, it was merely the topic of conversation between 6 people who were split between two time frames. Fernin, doc, Alowishus, and Sehk were all on one side of the time split, while Lexy, Satsui and bitwise were sending and receiving messages at roughly a half hour time difference. Lexy was the only one able to communicate across both time frames.<br />
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tl;dr - The chat was split between two time frames, miscommunication and hilarity ensued.<br />
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<br>[13:38:13] * docinsano (~chatzilla@c-###.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) has joined #sydlexia<br />
<br>[13:38:22] <docinsano> fuck<br />
<br>[13:38:35] <docinsano> my car may have been towed<br />
<br>[13:38:42] <docinsano> or worse, stolen<br />
<br>[13:40:20] * docinsano hopes not though<br />
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<br>[13:44:33] <TheGreatPumpkin> is this is what happens<br />
<br>[13:44:43] <TheGreatPumpkin> when you dont go to texaco lol<br />
<br>[13:44:46] <TheGreatPumpkin> seriously though<br />
<br>[13:44:56] <TheGreatPumpkin> where did ou lose it?<br />
<br>[13:45:41] <docinsano> it was parked on the street outside my apt<br />
<br>[13:45:52] <docinsano> i walked to get coffee and go to the bank<br />
<br>[13:45:56] <docinsano> and now its gone<br />
<br>[13:46:02] <docinsano> god damn it<br />
<br>[13:46:45] <TheGreatPumpkin> have you phoned the police?<br />
<br>[13:46:59] <docinsano> yeah i called the city <br />
<br>[13:47:30] <@Fernin> definitely best to put in a stolen vehicle report right away<br />
<br>[13:47:35] <docinsano> i haven't reported it stolen yet since it was possibly parked too close to an alley or driveway<br />
<br>[13:47:55] <docinsano> it was less than 5 ft<br />
<br>[13:48:04] <@Fernin> don't they have to leave you some kind of notice when they tow your car?<br />
<br>[13:48:06] <docinsano> so it is quite possible it was towed<br />
<br>[13:48:27] <docinsano> I have no idea<br />
<br>[13:49:02] <docinsano> they mail a notice to the registered owner of the vehicle i guess<br />
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<br>[13:50:54] <@Fernin> looking around online, doc, folks are advising others to call 911 and give them the license plate number, if it was towed, they'll have it in their police database<br />
<br>[13:50:56] * Sehkmaenzo is now known as Guest56679-44996<br />
<br>[13:51:06] * @Fernin blinks.<br />
<br>[13:51:13] <@Fernin> how'd you get a 10 digit guest number, Sehk?<br />
<br>[13:51:16] <docinsano> yeah i called 311, the non emergency line<br />
<br>[13:51:21] * Guest56679-44996 is now known as Sehk_Whoops<br />
<br>[13:51:28] <docinsano> it wasn't in the database yet<br />
<br>[13:51:28] <Sehk_Whoops> lol<br />
<br>[13:51:31] <Sehk_Whoops> Iunno :P<br />
<br>[13:51:46] <Sehk_Whoops> Hey Fern hey Bonersano<br />
<br>[13:51:52] <docinsano> sup Sehk<br />
<br>[13:52:43] <@Fernin> if it's not in the database by now, sounds like a good chance that it was stolen :\<br />
<br>[13:52:47] <Sehk_Whoops> Nickserv only said they'd change it to the first number, I don't know where the second one came from :|<br />
<br>[13:53:04] <docinsano> the woman told me to call back in an hour<br />
<br>[13:53:15] <docinsano> "sometimes it doesn't get updated that fast"<br />
<br>[13:53:41] <docinsano> but yeah i'll report it stolen if it hasn't shown up when i call<br />
<br>[13:53:56] <Sehk_Whoops> Report what stolen?<br />
<br>[13:54:01] <docinsano> my car<br />
<br>[13:54:06] <Sehk_Whoops> Oh<br />
<br>[13:54:34] <docinsano> I'm calling<br />
<br>[13:54:44] <TheGreatPumpkin> yeah man its better that you call<br />
<br>[13:56:11] <docinsano> Towed<br />
<br>[13:56:13] <docinsano> fuck<br />
<br>[13:56:25] <Sehk_Whoops> lol towed is better than stolen?<br />
<br>[13:56:27] <@Fernin> better towed than stolen<br />
<br>[13:56:34] <Sehk_Whoops> ^<br />
<br>[13:56:34] <docinsano> it is<br />
<br>[13:56:35] <docinsano> well guys<br />
<br>[13:56:45] <docinsano> I'm off to the impound<br />
<br>[13:56:49] <docinsano> to get my car<br />
<br>[13:56:53] <@Fernin> here's hoping you don't have to shell out a lot to get it back<br />
<br>[13:57:03] <docinsano> $138<br />
<br>[13:57:11] <Sehk_Whoops> Ugh<br />
<br>[13:57:22] <docinsano> and a possible ticket<br />
<br>[13:57:25] <Sehk_Whoops> what was wrong with it? Just illegally parked?<br />
<br>[13:57:39] <docinsano> "blocking alley"<br />
<br>[13:57:51] <Sehk_Whoops> :/<br />
<br>[13:58:36] <Sehk_Whoops> Offer to pay with an elaborate musical performance, or maybe the drawing of a spider<br />
<br>[13:58:51] <docinsano> city of minneapolis ain't friendly when it comes to this shit i guess<br />
<br>[13:59:10] <docinsano> it'll be worse in winter<br />
<br>[13:59:58] <docinsano> OK time to go<br />
<br>[14:00:10] <Sehk_Whoops> Later Doc<br />
<br>[14:00:13] <docinsano> i'll report back when I get my car<br />
<br>[14:00:17] <docinsano> laters<br />
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<br>[14:00:33] <Sehk_Whoops> I forgot to ask if his car was /worth/ 138 bucks<br />
<br>[14:01:32] <@Fernin> lol<br />
<br>[14:02:01] <TheGreatPumpkin> lol drawing of a spider<br />
<br>[14:02:08] <TheGreatPumpkin> can you send me the drawing back please<br />
<br>[14:02:11] <TheGreatPumpkin> lol<br />
<br>[14:02:20] <Sehk_Whoops> lol yeah that dude is awesome :D<br />
<br>[14:02:54] <+Andrew_Man> wow, that sucks<br />
<br>[14:02:59] <+Andrew_Man> what happened?<br />
<br>[14:03:18] <Sehk_Whoops> His latest shenanigans was him changing the title of his coworker's business card, from "graphic designer" to "Horse Whisperer" :O:O<br />
<br>[14:03:32] <TheGreatPumpkin> the best one<br />
<br>[14:03:37] <TheGreatPumpkin> is the missing cat poster ithink it is<br />
<br>[14:03:37] <TheGreatPumpkin> lol<br />
<br>[14:03:46] <Sehk_Whoops> :D<br />
<br>[14:03:58] <@Fernin> who is this, now?<br />
<br>[14:04:21] <Sehk_Whoops> David Thorne, I think his name was<br />
<br>[14:04:43] <@Fernin> doc's car got towed from outside his apartment for being close to blocking the alley, Andrew<br />
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<br>[14:09:49] <bitwise> Captain Buzzkill of the SS Party Pooper<br />
<br>[14:10:09] <bitwise> Those were the names of the driver and tow truck<br />
<br>[14:10:29] <Sehk_Whoops> Doc was towed by a ship? That's pretty awesome<br />
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<br>[14:13:12] <Sehk_Whoops> Hey Bunny<br />
<br>[14:13:20] <@UsaSatsui> Hey there sexy people<br />
<br>[14:13:35] <Sehk_Whoops> ;)<br />
<br>[14:14:03] <@Fernin> hey Satsui<br />
<br>[14:14:45] <@UsaSatsui> ...I'm sorry?<br />
<br>[14:14:56] <TheGreatPumpkin> yes i am sexilicious thanks for noticing<br />
<br>[14:15:40] <@UsaSatsui> Your car got stolen?<br />
<br>[14:16:00] * @Fernin scratches his head.<br />
<br>[14:16:11] <@Fernin> you have this place bugged or something, Satsui?<br />
<br>[14:16:20] <Sehk_Whoops> ]are you a wizard? O.o<br />
<br>[14:16:20] <@Fernin> how'd you know we were talking about that?<br />
<br>[14:17:54] <@UsaSatsui> You need to call the police, they will tell you if it was towed for that reason. All tows need to be called in to the police station, at least everywhere<br />
<br>[14:18:09] <@UsaSatsui> It still sucks, but sucks less than it getting stolen.<br />
<br>[14:18:15] <@UsaSatsui> They do not, Fernin<br />
<br>[14:18:26] <Sehk_Whoops> ...Are you insanely lagged or something?<br />
<br>[14:18:37] <@Fernin> he must be, yeah<br />
<br>[14:18:49] <@Fernin> this is crazy weird, those messages are what... a half hour old?<br />
<br>[14:19:03] <Sehk_Whoops> Can someone be /so/ lagged that it doesn't even show when they enter the room?<br />
<br>[14:19:09] <@UsaSatsui> It's not really feasible, for one thing<br />
<br>[14:19:28] <Sehk_Whoops> /YOU'RE/ not feasible! >:|<br />
<br>[14:19:32] <bitwise> Spray-paint the road where your car was<br />
<br>[14:19:35] <bitwise> "WE TOOK YOUR CAR"<br />
<br>[14:19:40] <@Fernin> lol<br />
<br>[14:19:50] <@UsaSatsui> But again, if it was towed for any reason (blocking a driveway/not allowed to park there/car too ugly for the neighborhood) they have to tell the police<br />
<br>[14:19:55] <bitwise> Sup Sehk<br />
<br>[14:20:04] <Sehk_Whoops> Hey Bitwizard<br />
<br>[14:20:07] <@UsaSatsui> Either that, or the police ordered the tow in the first place<br />
<br>[14:20:21] <@UsaSatsui> Wrecker drivers are the scummiest people out there, though<br />
<br>[14:20:38] <Sehk_Whoops> This is like a flashback, only it's a flashback of a boring part of your day or something<br />
<br>[14:20:58] <@UsaSatsui> That's not slander, either, they're fucking proud of being slime<br />
<br>[14:21:00] <@Fernin> I had no idea that this level of lag was possible<br />
<br>[14:21:12] <@Fernin> although, it does make me feel better about Lexy being in the state he's currently in...<br />
<br>[14:21:17] <@Fernin> !define random<br />
<br>[14:21:31] <Sehk_Whoops> The funny part is, he didn't even notice it yet. He must be used to being ignored :(<br />
<br>[14:21:46] <@Fernin> any time from about 5-15 minutes from now, Lexy'll respond, been like that all day<br />
<br>[14:22:05] <Sehk_Whoops> I feel like I'm in that movie where the chick kept getting mail from a dude in the past >:|<br />
<br>[14:22:10] <@Fernin> lol<br />
<br>[14:24:04] <@UsaSatsui> Call and report it stolen<br />
<br>[14:24:10] <@UsaSatsui> Like, now. <br />
<br>[14:24:30] <Sehk_Whoops> Haha Doc is probably already /in/ his car by now :P<br />
<br>[14:24:43] <@UsaSatsui> If it is stolen, the sooner you get the report in, the sooner it can be found, and if it isn't, they will notify you if it ends up in the yard<br />
<br>[14:24:44] <@Fernin> at least both the bunny and I had the same idea around (what I'm assuming is) the same time, reporting it stolen ASAP<br />
<br>[14:25:15] <Sehk_Whoops> Yeah, he's probably like :" Fern is just repeating all my ideas!!!! >:|"<br />
<br>[14:25:56] <@UsaSatsui> Kinda sucks, Doc. Sorry. I know the feeling of going out there and finding my car gone<br />
<br>[14:26:07] <Sehk_Whoops> I don't think he's particularly mad about it, I just assume ">:|" is his everyday face :P<br />
<br>[14:26:17] <@UsaSatsui> I got my car towed out of my fucking assigned parking space because my tag fell on the floor.<br />
<br>[14:26:39] <@UsaSatsui> His virginity<br />
<br>[14:26:50] <@UsaSatsui> It took off in the middle of the night, he's desperate to find it<br />
<br>[14:27:06] <@Fernin> lol, that must've been in response to Andrew's question<br />
<br>[14:27:15] <Sehk_Whoops> ok, I located bunny in time... yeah<br />
<br>[14:27:33] <Sehk_Whoops> half an hour<br />
<br>[14:29:00] <bitwise> "Officer, I'd like to report a robbery -- this girl stole my heart"<br />
<br>[14:29:13] <Sehk_Whoops> I feel like I should have sent him a PM a while ago, but it's just too funny for that :P<br />
<br>[14:29:36] <Sehk_Whoops> *for me to do that<br />
<br>[14:30:05] <@UsaSatsui> Yeah. That's a good way to get the "911 is only for emergencies" lecture. Not a fun one<br />
<br>[14:30:08] <@Fernin> I sent him a PM about 10 minutes ago, simply asking him to tell me what time it was when he got it... he hasn't responded yet<br />
<br>[14:30:11] <bitwise> At least it's not at the bottom of a river somewhere with a body in the trunk<br />
<br>[14:30:21] <@UsaSatsui> Not if he's insured against theft. <br />
<br>[14:30:27] <Sehk_Whoops> ... Send Bit one too >_><br />
<br>[14:30:35] <bitwise> Yeah but then the police want to know why you had a body in your trunk<br />
<br>[14:30:47] <@Fernin> wow, that one was 40 minutes behind<br />
<br>[14:30:59] <@Fernin> I think I'll hop into one of the ops channels and ask around about this lag...<br />
<br>[14:31:02] <Sehk_Whoops> We're losing them D:<br />
<br>[14:31:11] * @Fernin pokes bitwise with a time stick.<br />
<br>[14:31:19] <@UsaSatsui> ...that's actually not bad<br />
<br>[14:31:37] <@UsaSatsui> Oh, that's bad<br />
<br>[14:31:56] <@UsaSatsui> Yeah, I had that "Don't block a driveway" lesson<br />
<br>[14:32:00] <Sehk_Whoops> teehee<br />
<br>[14:32:05] <TheGreatPumpkin> is usa in a time loop or some shit<br />
<br>[14:32:09] <@UsaSatsui> You usually won't get a ticket for that, at least I never did.<br />
<br>[14:32:23] <Sehk_Whoops> He sniffed some grandfather clock dust<br />
<br>[14:32:24] <@Fernin> he's experiencing the most massive lag spike to ever hit #sydlexia, Alow<br />
<br>[14:32:40] <@UsaSatsui> Unless your city sucks<br />
<br>[14:32:42] <TheGreatPumpkin> lol<br />
<br>[14:32:58] <TheGreatPumpkin> my city does suck usa<br />
<br>[14:33:00] <TheGreatPumpkin> tell me more<br />
<br>[14:33:05] <@Fernin> lol<br />
<br>[14:33:18] <bitwise> All that itsy-bitsy spider research will sure come in handy for either<br />
<br>[14:33:42] <Sehk_Whoops> ...Now I'm gonna be all paranoid and have to do time checks every 30 minutes or so :/<br />
<br>[14:33:47] <@Fernin> ...I can't tell if bitwise is time lagged as well, or just screwing around<br />
<br>[14:33:55] <TheGreatPumpkin> lol<br />
<br>[14:33:58] <Sehk_Whoops> lol yeah same here<br />
<br>[14:34:02] <TheGreatPumpkin> !ping bitwise<br />
<br>[14:34:06] <TheGreatPumpkin> does that even work lol<br />
<br>[14:34:07] <TheGreatPumpkin> !ping<br />
<br>[14:34:09] <@Fernin> lol, nope<br />
<br>[14:34:14] <TheGreatPumpkin> lol awh well lol<br />
<br>[14:34:23] <@Fernin> you might get a ping response in about... 20-30 minutes or so<br />
<br>[14:34:28] <TheGreatPumpkin> lol<br />
<br>[14:34:28] <Sehk_Whoops> Also, neither does the bot :P<br />
<br>[14:34:39] <TheGreatPumpkin> i noticed that earlier when me and doc were talking about temperatures<br />
<br>[14:34:41] <@Fernin> I did a !time check... 34 minutes ago, still no response from Lexy<br />
<br>[14:34:43] <@UsaSatsui> Yeah, cities get fucking hardcore about parking enforcement in winter<br />
<br>[14:34:47] <Sehk_Whoops> so, the bot is also in pastvillle?<br />
<br>[14:35:09] <@UsaSatsui> Go in with like a sledgehammer and scream a lot with your pants...oh he left<br />
<br>[14:35:10] <@Fernin> the bot is in pastville<br />
<br>[14:35:15] <@Fernin> it's literally like a window to the past<br />
<br>[14:35:21] <@Fernin> Lexy /just/ got the message about doc leaving<br />
<br>[14:35:32] <Sehk_Whoops> haha so did bunny<br />
<br>[14:35:44] <@Fernin> hey, I just got my !time response :D<br />
<br>[14:35:54] <@Fernin> [14:00:52] <@Fernin> !time<br />
<br>[14:35:54] <@Fernin> [14:35:33] <@Lexiabot9000> It is 14:35:33 EDT right now.<br />
<br>[14:35:59] <Sehk_Whoops> I hereby declare this the first #sydlexia Time split<br />
<br>[14:36:03] <TheGreatPumpkin> lol<br />
<br>[14:36:10] <TheGreatPumpkin> im proud to be witnessing this moment<br />
<br>[14:36:28] <Sehk_Whoops> Me too *.*<br />
<br>[14:36:35] <@UsaSatsui> ...dude, this isn't Brazil, where you can buy a house for 50 bucks, 70 if you want a pool.<br />
<br>[14:36:38] <@Fernin> bit is definitely among those trapped in a time bubble<br />
<br>[14:36:40] <TheGreatPumpkin> lol<br />
<br>[14:36:50] <Sehk_Whoops> Fern must be double proud, he gets to witness both moments :P<br />
<br>[14:36:51] <@Fernin> the itsy bitsy spider thing he mentioned was in response to the spider drawing<br />
<br>[14:36:52] <@UsaSatsui> A car is worth probably 200 bucks in scrap metal alone<br />
<br>[14:36:55] <TheGreatPumpkin> i like to think usa is sitting behind his computer going WHY IS NO ONE POSTING<br />
<br>[14:37:16] <TheGreatPumpkin> lol<br />
<br>[14:37:16] <Sehk_Whoops> Ha ha he's talking trash about my joke it's so cute :P<br />
<br>[14:37:19] <TheGreatPumpkin> bitwise has been lost<br />
<br>[14:37:24] <@Fernin> I'm still most curious about what Sehk said earlier, how has Satsui not realized that no one is responding to him?<br />
<br>[14:37:34] <Sehk_Whoops> More like bitWAS<br />
<br>[14:37:39] <TheGreatPumpkin> dohohohoho<br />
<br>[14:37:45] <@UsaSatsui> Oh my jokes about non American people are SO funny<br />
<br>[14:37:48] <@UsaSatsui> !define laugh<br />
<br>[14:37:48] <@Lexiabot9000> laugh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0 Coming soon in mind blowing HD quality!<br />
<br>[14:37:50] <TheGreatPumpkin> they are so funny<br />
<br>[14:37:54] <TheGreatPumpkin> insert tidus laugh<br />
<br>[14:38:06] <@UsaSatsui> ...what<br />
<br>[14:38:07] <@Fernin> aww... past people get instant access to Lexy<br />
<br>[14:38:09] <Sehk_Whoops> This is surreal<br />
<br>[14:38:12] <TheGreatPumpkin> lol this is eerie<br />
<br>[14:38:19] <@UsaSatsui> !defrem laugh<br />
<br>[14:38:19] <@Lexiabot9000> laugh was removed from database.<br />
<br>[14:38:19] <TheGreatPumpkin> <TheGreatPumpkin> they are so funny<TheGreatPumpkin> insert tidus laugh<@UsaSatsui> ...what<br />
<br>[14:38:23] <TheGreatPumpkin> it's like he replied to me<br />
<br>[14:38:24] <@UsaSatsui> !defadd laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0<br />
<br>[14:38:24] <@Lexiabot9000> laugh stored successfully.<br />
<br>[14:38:25] <TheGreatPumpkin> lol<br />
<br>[14:38:27] <@Fernin> lol, it is<br />
<br>[14:38:31] <Sehk_Whoops> See, I have /work/ to do, but I wanna see how this ends D:<br />
<br>[14:38:38] <TheGreatPumpkin> i have the chat log lol<br />
<br>[14:38:41] <TheGreatPumpkin> ill send you it haha<br />
<br>[14:38:47] <@UsaSatsui> Remind me to punish hack for that. <br />
<br>[14:38:50] <@UsaSatsui> Even if he didn't do it<br />
<br>[14:39:00] <TheGreatPumpkin> lol<br />
<br>[14:39:09] <@Fernin> it was, indeed, Hack who did that<br />
<br>[14:39:10] <TheGreatPumpkin> it's like a memo posted into the future<br />
<br>[14:39:19] <@Fernin> never should've given Hack his !define privileges back...<br />
<br>[14:39:23] <Sehk_Whoops> If only this wasn't like 500 lines, we could have put it in the memorable quotes :/<br />
<br>[14:39:43] <@Fernin> I'm gonna make a wiki page out of it, like I did with the infamous m3ga / Hawk argument night<br />
<br>[14:39:53] <TheGreatPumpkin> lol<br />
<br>[14:39:55] <@UsaSatsui> Andrew?<br />
<br>[14:39:57] <TheGreatPumpkin> why have i not seen this page<br />
<br>[14:39:59] <@Fernin> this is IRC history, right here<br />
<br>[14:40:14] <Sehk_Whoops> 1st time split EVAH!<br />
<br>[14:40:41] * TheGreatPumpkin smashes a champagne bottle on the side of his computer<br />
<br>[14:41:08] <@Fernin> http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=M3GA_MAN_vs._SoldierHawk<br />
<br>[14:41:12] <@Fernin> enjoy, Alow<br />
<br>[14:41:17] <TheGreatPumpkin> woo cheers<br />
<br>[14:41:21] * Sehk_Whoops enjoys it too :3<br />
<br>[14:43:10] <Sehk_Whoops> Awww reading this reminded me of Figgy :(<br />
<br>[14:44:05] <bitwise> UsaSatsui, I think that was Hack<br />
<br>[14:44:12] <TheGreatPumpkin> lol<br />
<br>[14:44:13] <bitwise> People were talking about an HD FFX remake<br />
<br>[14:44:17] <@Lexiabot9000> testing, 1, 2, 3<br />
<br>[14:44:18] <TheGreatPumpkin> everyone thinks it was hack<br />
<br>[14:44:22] <@Fernin> whoa, what?<br />
<br>[14:44:25] <TheGreatPumpkin> LOL<br />
<br>[14:44:25] <@UsaSatsui> Yeah, almost certain it was<br />
<br>[14:44:27] <TheGreatPumpkin> IT'S ALIVE<br />
<br>[14:44:28] <@Fernin> I can talk through Lexy in real time<br />
<br>[14:44:33] <@Fernin> but it's still getting past messages<br />
<br>[14:44:37] <@UsaSatsui> Why did we give him bot access back again?<br />
<br>[14:44:53] <Sehk_Whoops> Haha he figured it out on his own :3<br />
<br>[14:44:57] <bitwise> Because he's a mature, responsible adult<br />
<br>[14:44:57] <@Lexiabot9000> this is weird... Earth calling bitwise and Satsui<br />
<br>[14:45:06] <TheGreatPumpkin> i can't wait until usa is like "oh wait chat is lagging"<br />
<br>[14:45:06] <bitwise> Hi Lexy<br />
<br>[14:45:09] <TheGreatPumpkin> or maybe he doesn't know<br />
<br>[14:45:12] <TheGreatPumpkin> that's the saddest thing<br />
<br>[14:45:15] <Sehk_Whoops> Wait WHAT?<br />
<br>[14:45:19] <@UsaSatsui> Hey Earth<br />
<br>[14:45:22] <TheGreatPumpkin> this may be the most tragic thing i have ever witnessed<br />
<br>[14:45:22] <TheGreatPumpkin> lol<br />
<br>[14:45:24] <@Lexiabot9000> we've entered not a net split... but a time split<br />
<br>[14:45:30] <Sehk_Whoops> Tell them about the time split! D:<br />
<br>[14:45:33] <bitwise> Oh shi--<br />
<br>[14:45:40] <Sehk_Whoops> This is SO WEIRD<br />
<br>[14:45:42] <@UsaSatsui> !calc 1/0<br />
<br>[14:45:42] <@Lexiabot9000> UsaSatsui, result is: 0<br />
<br>[14:45:44] <bitwise> Are you my future self come back to warn me?<br />
<br>[14:45:45] * Sehk_Whoops freaks out<br />
<br>[14:45:47] <@UsaSatsui> SHIT<br />
<br>[14:45:54] <TheGreatPumpkin> lol it's all usa's fault he divided by 0<br />
<br>[14:46:30] <@Lexiabot9000> Fernin, Sehk, and Alow are all on the other side of the time split, in the future... you will get a lot of their messages about 30 minutes from now<br />
<br>[14:46:39] <@Lexiabot9000> they got your messages about 30 minutes after you sent them<br />
<br>[14:46:46] <@Lexiabot9000> somehow, Lexy is in both time frames<br />
<br>[14:47:01] <@Fernin> testing, 1 2 1 2<br />
<br>[14:47:04] * Sehk_Whoops re-enlists into Lexi's Army<br />
<br>[14:47:08] <@UsaSatsui> So...I'm 30 minutes behind?<br />
<br>[14:47:11] <@Lexiabot9000> I just posted as Fernin, but it didn't appear on this screen<br />
<br>[14:47:13] <Sehk_Whoops> I for oen welcome our Time Overlord<br />
<br>[14:47:20] <Sehk_Whoops> *one<br />
<br>[14:47:24] <TheGreatPumpkin> lol<br />
<br>[14:47:38] <@Lexiabot9000> there's a 30 minute split, but we're not sure who's behind and who's ahead anymore<br />
<br>[14:47:40] <TheGreatPumpkin> usa you are getting this message in the future: you are gay<br />
<br>[14:47:47] <Sehk_Whoops> lol<br />
<br>[14:47:56] <@Lexiabot9000> each one seems to be ahead from the other's perspective<br />
<br>[14:48:00] <@UsaSatsui> !Fucking weird<br />
<br>[14:48:04] * Sehk_Whoops sets a timer for Alow being kicked 1000 seconds from now<br />
<br>[14:48:09] <TheGreatPumpkin> NO<br />
<br>[14:48:16] * @UsaSatsui (~EvilBunny@pool-###.bstnma.east.verizon.net) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.87 [Firefox 6.0.2/20110902133214])<br />
<br>[14:48:19] <TheGreatPumpkin> lol<br />
<br>[14:48:27] <@Fernin> man, I have to leave in about 10 minutes... we'll lose our link between the time frames<br />
<br>[14:48:31] <TheGreatPumpkin> wait does that mean he doesn't get the messages<br />
<br>[14:48:34] <Sehk_Whoops> NOOOOO<br />
<br>[14:48:38] <@Fernin> not a clue, Alow<br />
<br>[14:48:43] <Sehk_Whoops> Bit is still in the past!<br />
<br>[14:48:50] <Sehk_Whoops> Seriously, someone make a movie about this<br />
<br>[14:48:52] <TheGreatPumpkin> we need to send you BACK TO THE FUTURE<br />
<br>[14:49:04] * UsaSatsui (~EvilBunny@pool-###.bstnma.east.verizon.net) has joined #sydlexia<br />
<br>[14:49:05] * ChanServ sets mode: +o UsaSatsui<br />
<br>[14:49:14] <TheGreatPumpkin> oh damn right he is still getting the messages<br />
<br>[14:49:16] <Sehk_Whoops> Are you reading this bunny<br />
<br>[14:49:17] <@UsaSatsui> Did I switch sides, I wonder<br />
<br>[14:49:18] <@Fernin> testing, do you read me, Satsui?<br />
<br>[14:49:25] <@UsaSatsui> I see you<br />
<br>[14:49:27] <@Fernin> now Lexy isn't seeing Satsui's messages<br />
<br>[14:49:34] <@Fernin> lol, he made the time jump<br />
<br>[14:49:35] <Sehk_Whoops> Cool, you crossed over<br />
<br>[14:49:39] <TheGreatPumpkin> welcome<br />
<br>[14:49:42] <TheGreatPumpkin> to the future!<br />
<br>[14:49:48] <@Fernin> welcome back to the present, bunny<br />
<br>[14:49:49] <Sehk_Whoops> SERIOUSLY, make a movie about this, someone D:<br />
<br>[14:49:49] <@UsaSatsui> I'm in the cool side of the chat room now<br />
<br>[14:50:02] <@Lexiabot9000> bit, if you're still there, try reconnecting<br />
<br>[14:50:09] <@UsaSatsui> I see Lexy<br />
<br>[14:50:13] <@Fernin> Lexy's the only one that can post in both time frames, it's weird<br />
<br>[14:50:25] <Sehk_Whoops> Lexy is a Time Overlord<br />
<br>[14:50:28] <TheGreatPumpkin> lol<br />
<br>[14:50:30] <@Fernin> posting in the present, but seeing messages from the past<br />
<br>[14:50:33] <TheGreatPumpkin> Snake created a time paradox.<br />
<br>[14:51:02] <@UsaSatsui> !define snake<br />
<br>[14:51:07] <@UsaSatsui> Oh, right<br />
<br>[14:51:12] <@UsaSatsui> Should not do that<br />
<br>[14:51:20] <@Fernin> in half an hour, Lexy'll get around to defining that<br />
<br>[14:51:22] <Sehk_Whoops> The bot is completely ignoring us<br />
<br>[14:52:14] <@UsaSatsui> Probably be a file not found<br />
<br>[14:52:38] <Sehk_Whoops> BRB snack time :)<br />
<br>[14:52:43] * Sehk_Whoops (c8db8446@ircip2.mibbit.com) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)<br />
<br>[14:53:58] <TheGreatPumpkin> well that was exciting<br />
<br>[14:54:00] <TheGreatPumpkin> shame about bitwise<br />
<br>[14:54:18] <TheGreatPumpkin> TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR THE EXCITING CONCLUSION<br />
<br>[14:55:25] <@Fernin> heh, Lexy's just now getting the messages where Satsui entered our time frame<br />
<br>[14:56:16] -> [bitwise] PING<br />
<br>[14:59:10] <@UsaSatsui> I'll be getting off now<br />
<br>[14:59:19] <@UsaSatsui> Also, I'll be leaving the computer<br />
<br>[14:59:21] <@UsaSatsui> OH!<br />
<br>[14:59:21] <TheGreatPumpkin> lol<br />
<br>[14:59:23] <@UsaSatsui> Later<br />
<br>[14:59:24] <TheGreatPumpkin> once you leave<br />
<br>[14:59:26] <TheGreatPumpkin> you can never come back<br />
<br>[14:59:32] <TheGreatPumpkin> it's like neverland<br />
<br>[14:59:48] <bitwise> Whoo<br />
<br>[14:59:54] * TheGreatPumpkin was kicked by UsaSatsui (All dogs may go to heaven. But bunnies? We go in and out at will)<br />
<br>[14:59:55] <bitwise> Formatting is fun<br />
<br>[14:59:56] <bitwise> http://bitwise.dyndns-free.com/<br />
<br>[15:00:02] * @UsaSatsui (~EvilBunny@pool-###.bstnma.east.verizon.net) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.87 [Firefox 6.0.2/20110902133214])<br />
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<br>[15:00:09] <TheGreatPumpkin> i see what you did t har<br />
<br>[15:00:30] <@Fernin> bit, are you back in the present?<br />
<br>[15:00:46] <@Lexiabot9000> bit, you there?<br />
<br>[15:00:51] <TheGreatPumpkin> kick him if he has auto-rejoin he should be back<br />
<br>[15:01:00] <bitwise> I'm here<br />
<br>[15:01:02] <bitwise> What's up<br />
<br>[15:01:03] <TheGreatPumpkin> oh lol<br />
<br>[15:01:11] <@Lexiabot9000> you're stuck in the past<br />
<br>[15:01:19] <TheGreatPumpkin> playing shitty games that suck ass<br />
<br>[15:01:19] <@Fernin> that would just get him out of the room, not off the server<br />
<br>[15:01:25] <bitwise> Lame<br />
<br>[15:01:25] <TheGreatPumpkin> ah<br />
<br>[15:01:28] * bitwise (~bitwise@###.cg.shawcable.net) Quit (Quit: bitwis, and then bitwas.)<br />
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<br>[15:02:18] <bitwise> Am I back in the... present, now?<br />
<br>[15:02:24] <TheGreatPumpkin> yes<br />
<br>[15:02:28] <bitwise> Yay<br />
<br>[15:02:49] <bitwise> Never seen an IRCd delay like that<br />
<br>[15:03:18] * Chaotic (Chaotic@cpe-###.nycap.res.rr.com) has joined #sydlexia<br />
<br>[15:03:55] * @Lexiabot9000 (~db51@cpe-###.nycap.res.rr.com) Quit (Quit: )<br />
<br>[15:03:57] * Lexiabot9000 (~db51@cpe-###.nycap.res.rr.com) has joined #sydlexia<br />
<br>[15:03:57] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Lexiabot9000<br />
<br>[15:04:08] <@Fernin> !define random<br />
<br>[15:04:11] <bitwise> Aw, where's Sehk?<br />
<br>[15:04:11] * M3GA_MAN (~M3GA@###) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out)<br />
<br>[15:04:13] * Lexiabot9000 sets mode: +v Lexiabot9000<br />
<br>[15:04:31] <TheGreatPumpkin> he left a while back<br />
<br>[15:04:33] <@Lexiabot9000> Hossenfeifer: The first step is to catch the rabbit.<br />
<br>[15:04:34] <@Fernin> he went off to get some food, should be back soon<br />
<br>[15:04:41] <@Fernin> !define random<br />
<br>[15:04:42] <bitwise> Lame<br />
<br>[15:04:42] <@Lexiabot9000> glomp: 25% Hug 75% Phagocytosis<br />
<br>[15:04:48] <bitwise> I saw him as still online just before I reconnected<br />
<br>[15:04:53] <@Fernin> woo, Lexy's back in the present :D<br />
<br>[15:04:58] <TheGreatPumpkin> and thus time was restored<br />
<br>[15:05:01] * M3GA_MAN (~M3GA@###) has joined #sydlexia<br />
<br>[15:05:02] <@Fernin> yeah, you were about a half hour in the past<br />
<br>[15:05:11] <bitwise> I didn't think that extended to nicks too, though<br />
<br>[15:05:26] <bitwise> One of DALnet's servers must be mega-whacked<br />
<br>[15:05:44] <@Fernin> it did, you, the bunny and Lexy were a half hour in the past, we got your messages 30-40 minutes after you sent them, including Satsui showing up<br />
<br>[15:06:04] <@Fernin> he showed up and started talking about doc's stolen car, 20 minutes after doc had left, confused the hell out of us<br />
<br>[15:06:28] * BlazingGlory (~BlazingGl@dhcp-###.eg4.ohiou.edu) has joined #sydlexia<br />
<br>[15:06:58] * @Fernin pokes Blaze with a time stick.<br />
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[[Category: SydLexia.com IRC Channel]]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LexiaBot9000&diff=9394LexiaBot90002011-04-08T19:26:02Z<p>Fernin: /* Commands */</p>
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<div>'''LexiaBot9000''' is an IRC bot run by [[Fernin]] in the [[SydLexia.com IRC channel]]. The bot was added as a trivia game, though right now the trivia sucks (send Fernin some good pop culture questions about the 80's and early 90's, damnit!). <br />
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== On / Off ==<br />
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LexiaBot9000 is turned on and off based on the privileges it is granted by channel operators. The majority of its functionality can be turned on by granting the bot voice. Some additional bot features require full operator privileges.<br />
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== Commands ==<br />
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<!--Add as many commands as you know, so long as they're interesting--><br />
This is a list of some bot commands. More may be added. <br />
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! <div style="width:200px">Command & Syntax</div> !! What it does !! Example Input !! Example Output<br />
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| <code>!time</code> || Outputs Time || !time || It is 21:27:48 right now<br />
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| <code>!date</code> || Outputs Date & Time || !date || Today is Thu Jan 22 21:30:43 2009.<br />
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| <code>!calc (equation)</code> || Solves Equation || !calc 1+1 || GPFontaine, result is: 2<br />
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| <code>!roll</code> || Rolls a number of dice, up to 10 || !roll 5 || rolls the dice for Crazy_Bastard: 1, 2, 1, 3, 3.<br />
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| <code>!random (number)(number)</code> || Generates an integer between the two numbers || !random 6 10 || 8<br />
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| <code>!convert (number) (C/F) </code> || Convert a temperature. || !convert 60 C || 60° Fahrenheit is 15.555556° Celsius.<br />
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| <code>!seen (name)</code> || State when a person was last in the channel || !seen GPFontaine || GPFontaine was last seen quitting IRC 11 mins ago<br />
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| Timer <br /><code>!timer (seconds) (message)</code><br /><code>!timer off</code> || Turns the timer on or off. || !timer 5 Stuff. <br /> !timer off || Timer activated. <br /> Timer deactivated.<br />
|-<br />
| Bot Speech <br /> <code>!speak</code><br /><Code>!shutup</code> || Sets the bot to respond or ignore trigger words. Kick triggers are always active. || !speak <br /> !shutup || I can speak! <br /> Shutting up now.<br />
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| Trivia Game <br /> <code>!start</code> <br /><code>!stop</code><br /><code>!rank (name)</code> || Start & Stop the Trivia Game or check someone's rank. || !start <br /> !stop <br /> !rank GPFontaine || Starting Trivia. <br /> Trivia stopped. <br /> GPFontaine has 2 points.<br />
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| <code>!addquestion</code> || Submit a question for the trivia game. || !addquestion || A private message from LexiaBot9000 will be sent with instructions to follow. Only one person may use this command at a time. Allow 30 seconds between uses to avoid confusing LexiaBot9000. All entries are reviewed before they are added to the trivia database.<br />
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| High/Low Game <br /> <code>!hl (on/off) (number)</code> <br /> <code>!hl (number guess)</code> || High / Low game || !hl on 10 <br /> !hl 5 <br /> !hl off || Higher/Lower game enabled <br /> Higher, GPFontaine <br />Higher/Lower game disabled.<br />
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| Timebomb Game <br /><code>!timebomb (name)</code><br /><code>!snip (color)</code>|| Timebomb game... this shit is just mean. Limit your usage or you will be booted. || !timebomb GPFontaine <br /> !snip orange || straps a bomb to GPFontaine's back. The display reads [45] seconds. <br /> ...snip GPFontaine was booted from #sydlexia by LexiaBot9000 (*BOOOM!*)<br />
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| <code>!fortune</code> || Your fortune will be predicted || !fortune || You will meet a dark, handsome stranger.<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!char (number)</code> || Converts number to ASCII character || !char 43 || ASCII number 43 is equal to +<br />
|-<br />
| Definitions <br /><code>!define (word)</code><br /><code>!defadd (word)</code><br /><code>!defrem (word)</code> || States a definition, adds a definition, or removes a definition || !define Sydapedia <br /><br />!defadd Sydapedia the source of all that is true in this world.<br /><br />!defrem Sydapedia|| Sydapedia: the source of all that is true in this world.<br /><br />Sydapedia stored succesfully.<br /><br />Sydapedia was removed from database.<br />
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| Mastermind <br /><code>!mastermind</code><br /><code>!guess (####)</code><br /><code>!guess quit</code><br /><code>!score (name)</code> || Starts the Mastermind game, guesses a number, quits the game, or checks someone's score. || !mastermind <br /><br /> !guess 1111 <br /><br /> !guess quit <br /><br /> !score Fernin || I'm thinking of a four digit number, with no 0's in it... <br /><br /> You have 0 correct and 0 out of place. <br /><br /> You pansy, you couldn't even take the time to figure out that the number was 3284? <br /><br /> The average amount of guesses Fernin has used to solve Mastermind is 14.25.<br />
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| Craps <br /><code>!craps (on/off/throw)</code> || Starts the craps game, rolls the dice, or ends the craps game. || !craps on <br /><br /> !craps throw <br /><br /> !craps off || Place ya bets! <br /><br /> rolls the dice for Fernin: 3 and 6. Fernin, your target number is now 9. Roll again! <br /><br /> Smart Idea, since you aren't exactly James Bond. Come back again when you're not so unlucky.<br />
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| Money Making Game <br /><code>!money </code><br /><code>!money (1/2/3)</code> || Play the Money Making Game. || !money<br /><br /> !money 1<br /> || Let's Play Money Making Game! <br /><br /> Fernin: -10 -50 +50<br /> Fernin: Sorry, you lose 10 points. <br />
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| Roulette <br /><code>!roulette </code><br /><code>!bet (amount) (type)</code> || Play roulette, place a bet. || !roulette <br /><br /> !bet 10 black || Let's play roulette! <br /><br /> Bet accepted.<br />
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| Russian Roulette <br /><code>!rr #</code><br /><code>!fire</code> || Play Russian Roulette with the specified number of bullets, and fire the gun. || !rr 1<br /><br /> !fire || The bullet is in place! Type !fire to try your luck! <br /> Click! That chamber was empty, Fernin has survived!<br />
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| Rock Paper Scissors <br /><code>!rps (rock/paper/scissors)</code> || Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot. || !rps rock<br /> !rps paper<br /> !rps scissors || throws scissors! You win! <br /> throws paper! It's a tie! <br /> throws rock! You lose!<br />
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| Hot Potato <br /><code>!potato</code><br /><code>!pass (name/trash)</code> || Play Hot Potato, pass the potato to another person or put the potato into the trash. || !potato <br /><br /> !pass GPFontaine <br /><br /> !pass trash || Hot potato! Fernin has the potato right now. Quick, !pass it to somebody else! <br /><br /> Fernin has passed the potato to GPFontaine! Better hurry and pass it to someone else! <br \><br /> Fernin has thrown the potato in the garbage. Game over, folks. <br />
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| Hangman <br /><code>!hangman</code><br /><code>!hangman off</code><br /><code>!letter </code><br /><code>!word</code><br /><code>!addword</code> || Play hangman, turn hangman off, guess a letter or a word, and add a word to the hangman database|| !hangman <br /><br /> !hangman off <br /><br /> !letter e <br /><br /> !word testing <br /><br /> !addword polesmoker|| Let's play hangman! <br /><br /> The word was communism. Game ended. <br /><br /> e is not in the word. 1 wrong guess so far. <br /><br /> testing is not the word I'm thinking of. <br /><br /> New word added to my database.<br />
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| Hangvowel <br /><code>!hangvowel</code><br /><code>!hangvowel off</code><br /><code>!hanganswer</code> || Play hangvowel, turn hangvowel off, guess a word. || !hangvowel <br /><br /> !hangvowel off <br /><br /> !hanganswer metal || Let's play hangvowel! <br /><br /> The word was Nepal. Game ended. <br /><br /> metal is not the word I'm thinking of.<br />
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| Snakes & Ladders <br /><code>!snakes on</code><br /><code>!snakes (1/2/3/4)</code><br /><code>!snakes start</code><br /><code>!snakes spin </code><br /><code>!snakes quit</code> || Starts Snakes & Ladders, picks player number, starts the actual game, spins the spinner, or quits the Snakes & Ladders Game. || !snakes on <br /><br /> !snakes 1 <br /><br /> !snakes start <br /><br />!snakes spin <br /><br /> !snakes quit || Spin the spinner and get to the top first! Who's playing? <br /><br /> Player 1: Crazy_Bastard. <br /><br /> Starting the game with 2 players, Crazy_Bastard is up first! <br /><br />Crazy_Bastard moves their piece to 4. You listened to the ops and shut up when you were told to! Your piece is moved forward to 14. <br /><br /> I guess you just have no inner child.<br />
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| Anagram <br /><code>!anagram</code><br /><code>!anagram (word)</code><br /><code>!anagram quit</code> || Starts Anagram game or rescrambles the word, take a guess at the word, and quit the game. || !anagram <br /><br /> !anagram lyosslmig <br /><br /> !anagram quit || The scrambled word is lsgioylsm. <br /><br /> The scrambled word is lyosslmig. <br /><br /> The word was: syllogism.<br />
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| 8ball <br /><code>!8ball (question)</code> || Ask a question and get a response from the 8ball. || !8ball Will you answer my question? || Signs point to yes.<br />
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| Tic Tac Toe, 1 player <br /><code>!ttt1</code><br /><code>!ttt1 (1-9)</code><br /><code>!ttt1 quit</code> || Starts Tic Tac Toe game, picks a spot to put an X, and quits the game. || !ttt1 <br /><br /> !ttt1 1 <br /><br /> !ttt1 quit || Tic Tac Toe! One player mode! Type !ttt1 # to start playing! <br /><br /> X O * <br /> * * * <br /> * * * <br /><br /> What, you want to wimp out of a game of tic tac toe? You must be the world's biggest pansy.<br />
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| Tic Tac Toe, 2 player <br /><code>!ttt2</code><br /><code>!ttt2 (p1/p2)</code><br /><code>!ttt2 (1-9)</code><br /><code>!ttt2 quit</code> || Starts Tic Tac Toe game, selects players, picks a spot to put an X or an O, and quits the game. || !ttt2 <br /><br /> !ttt2 p1 <br /><br /> !ttt2 5 <br /><br /> !ttt2 quit || Tic Tac Toe! Tic Tac Toe! Two player mode! Who's playing today? Type !ttt2 p1 or !ttt2 p2 to join in! <br /><br /> Player 1 is Fernin! <br /><br />* * * <br /> * X * <br /> * * * <br /><br /> What, you want to wimp out of a game of tic tac toe? You must be the world's biggest pansy.<br />
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| Blackjack <br /><code>!blackjack</code><br /><code>!hit</code><br /><code>!stand</code> || Play blackjack! || !blackjack <br /> !hit <br /> !stand || Your hand is: 5C QD. <br /> You have been dealt: AS. <br /> The housebot's hand is: 5S 6D. <br />
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| Slap! <br /><code>!slap (name)</code><br /><code>!addslap (text)</code> || Slaps someone, or adds a new slap to the bot's database. || !slap FigNewton <br /> !addslap slaps $2 with Patrick Duffy. || Lexiabot9000 slaps FigNewton with Uwe Boll's severed head! <br /> Custom slap #20 added to my database.<br />
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| Jukebox <br /><code>!jukebox</code><br /><code>!addsong (URL)</code> || Picks a random song from the Jukebox database, or adds a song to it. Youtube URLs only, please. || !jukebox <br /> !addsong || 897 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwEgFMhGkfU <br /> Song #1106 added to my database.<br />
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| Plinko <br /><code>!plinko (1-5)</code> || Starts a game of Plinko, dropping the chip down the indicated slot. || !plinko 5 || Crazy_Bastard drops a chip down the fifth slot!<br />The chip lands in the fifth spot! Crazy_Bastard loses 100 points!<br />
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| Challenge <br /><code>!challenge (name)</code><br /><code>!accept/!decline</code><br /><code>!shoot</code> || Challenges someone to a duel, accepts or declines it, and shoots someone. || !challenge Preng <br /> !accept <br /> !shoot || Preng has been challenged by Fernin! Do you !accept, or !decline? <br /> Preng has accepted Fernin's challenge! On my mark... !shoot to kill. <br /> Preng was kicked by Lexiabot9000 (BANG!)<br />
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== Trivia Game Courtesy ==<br />
Trivia can be fun, but can also irritate the hell out of people. Follow these, and we'll all get along.<br />
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* Chat takes priority over trivia. If people are talking, ask before hitting !start. If someone says !stop, trivia is over. On the flip side, if you have nothing to chat about, don't stop trivia just because you don't like it. <br />
* Try not to answer questions that you submitted, that's pretty much cheating. Give others a chance, and if they don't get it after three hints, then go ahead and answer it.<br />
* Try not to answer questions that you've seen before. There's only so many questions still, so repeats happen a lot. Give others a chance that may not have seen the question yet. <br />
* The exception to the above is if it's a question that you know everyone has seen, or if it's a Quick! Quick! question. <br />
* Answers which are numbers that are less than 100 are ALL written out. So, if the answer happens to be 3, or 12, or 97, it'll actually be three, twelve, or ninety-seven. This is because of the hint system, and also to prevent the insanely annoying situation where multiple people are spamming "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7!" trying to find the right number quickly. <br />
* Server lag happens. On your screen, what you send will appear in the chatroom immediately. On everyone else's screens, that may not be the case. While it may look like you answered first on your screen, the bot always recognizes the person who appears on its own screen first. This isn't bullshit, it's the internet, so don't bitch about it. <br />
* Being an idiot and making joke answers to <i>every</i> question isn't entertaining. Maybe you're laughing at it, but nobody else is. The same goes for blatantly ignoring the hints that the bot gives when trying to answer seriously, it just makes you look like a gigantic idiot. The hints are there for a reason, to try to help you get the answer, and they are, believe it or not, accurate. The number of asterisks plus revealed letters will always be the same length as the answer itself, and the revealed letters are always in the correct place.<br />
* Don't even think about going to google, wikipedia, gamefaqs, or any other place to look up the answers. That's just plain lame. If you don't know it, too bad.<br />
* The bot is buggy when it comes to giving hints or answers that have numbers in them. This is a known bug, and something that can't be fixed, so kindly stop pointing it out or being all "WTF?!" over it. Furthermore, questions themselves can become completely buggy over time. This happens when a command word (like !char or !rr) is in the answer. The bot gets hung up and confused when it sees a command word, and doesn't recognize the answer for what it is. Spamming what you know is the answer sure as hell ain't gonna do any good.<br />
* When submitting questions, don't submit idiotic nonsense like, "Hello./Spikey Love Nipples" or "Hahahahahahaha./Hahahahaha Hahahaha". And please, no 4chan memes.<br />
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== Trigger Words ==<br />
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The bot also triggers off of some words and phrases, such as "Porn", "Bot", and "bored". No, they're not all going to be listed. Finding them is half the fun.<br />
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*Note: The bot now has the commands !shutup and !speak. These commands turn the triggers off and on, respectively.<br />
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== Other Bot Stuff == <br />
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Some games have a 5 second delay timer on them to prevent bot spam. So far as I can remember, this is currently limited to the !letter command of the Hangman game, and the !fire command of Russian Roulette. <br />
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When playing the !anagram game, correct letters in guesses are capitalized. Additionally, any capitalized letters in the initial jumble are capitalized in the unscrambled word (For example, "TheRiddler" would show as "leheRidrTd", and a guess of "rhetiddler" would be displayed by the bot as "rHEtIDDLER").<br />
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Timebombing or passing the potato to someone who is AFK is nothing short of a dick move, and will get you kicked. That's the reason both of those games can only be turned on by the ops, since the power to kick anyone just shouldn't be available to anyone at all times. Just don't do it.<br />
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Only one timebomb can be out at any given time, and you can't cut the wires on a bomb that isn't on your own body. You can only save yourself, not anyone else.<br />
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While you are free to define and redefine any word or phrase you like, don't use the bot to troll. Also, if there's a disagreement about what something's definition should be, don't get into a definition war and go back and forth removing and redefining it. This is about the most immature thing you can possibly do with the bot and will only serve to piss off the ops, and probably everyone else in the room.<br />
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Any new games may well still be going under beta testing, so don't expect them to work perfectly all the time. If you find any glitches, bugs, or other mistakes, report them to Fernin.<br />
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The !8ball is meant for yes or no questions. If you ask it an open ended question and yell at it for not giving you a good answer, you can expect to be yelled at by whoever else is in the room, because you're probably a moron!<br />
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Ask the bot "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" with the !8ball command sometime, you'll get some fun results.<br />
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The command to turn something off is nearly always "off" or "quit". If one doesn't work, try the other.<br />
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Bets you can make in roulette are: Any number between 0 and 36, 00, first, second, third, top, bottom, red, black, odd, or even.<br />
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The Tic Tac Toe board and input goes from 1 to 9, as seen here: <br />
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1 2 3<br><br />
4 5 6<br><br />
7 8 9<br />
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As of now, the bot has no AI in the Tic Tac Toe game, it only picks spots randomly. The AI will come when Fernin has time for it, so don't bring it up, unless you want a rather angry op.<br />
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Some commands and triggers will only work when the bot has ops.<br />
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The bot does occasionally encounter glitches when trying to access the rank file, and as such, you may lose points you !bet on something. Not much can be done about this, honestly.<br />
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[[Category: SydLexia.com IRC Channel]]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LexiaBot9000&diff=9393LexiaBot90002011-04-08T19:25:32Z<p>Fernin: /* Commands */</p>
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<div>'''LexiaBot9000''' is an IRC bot run by [[Fernin]] in the [[SydLexia.com IRC channel]]. The bot was added as a trivia game, though right now the trivia sucks (send Fernin some good pop culture questions about the 80's and early 90's, damnit!). <br />
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== On / Off ==<br />
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LexiaBot9000 is turned on and off based on the privileges it is granted by channel operators. The majority of its functionality can be turned on by granting the bot voice. Some additional bot features require full operator privileges.<br />
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== Commands ==<br />
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This is a list of some bot commands. More may be added. <br />
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! <div style="width:200px">Command & Syntax</div> !! What it does !! Example Input !! Example Output<br />
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| <code>!time</code> || Outputs Time || !time || It is 21:27:48 right now<br />
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| <code>!date</code> || Outputs Date & Time || !date || Today is Thu Jan 22 21:30:43 2009.<br />
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| <code>!calc (equation)</code> || Solves Equation || !calc 1+1 || GPFontaine, result is: 2<br />
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| <code>!roll</code> || Rolls a number of dice, up to 10 || !roll 5 || rolls the dice for Crazy_Bastard: 1, 2, 1, 3, 3.<br />
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| <code>!random (number)(number)</code> || Generates an integer between the two numbers || !random 6 10 || 8<br />
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| <code>!convert (number) (C/F) </code> || Convert a temperature. || !convert 60 C || 60° Fahrenheit is 15.555556° Celsius.<br />
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| <code>!seen (name)</code> || State when a person was last in the channel || !seen GPFontaine || GPFontaine was last seen quitting IRC 11 mins ago<br />
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| Timer <br /><code>!timer (seconds) (message)</code><br /><code>!timer off</code> || Turns the timer on or off. || !timer 5 Stuff. <br /> !timer off || Timer activated. <br /> Timer deactivated.<br />
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| Bot Speech <br /> <code>!speak</code><br /><Code>!shutup</code> || Sets the bot to respond or ignore trigger words. Kick triggers are always active. || !speak <br /> !shutup || I can speak! <br /> Shutting up now.<br />
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| Trivia Game <br /> <code>!start</code> <br /><code>!stop</code><br /><code>!rank (name)</code> || Start & Stop the Trivia Game or check someone's rank. || !start <br /> !stop <br /> !rank GPFontaine || Starting Trivia. <br /> Trivia stopped. <br /> GPFontaine has 2 points.<br />
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| <code>!addquestion</code> || Submit a question for the trivia game. || !addquestion || A private message from LexiaBot9000 will be sent with instructions to follow. Only one person may use this command at a time. Allow 30 seconds between uses to avoid confusing LexiaBot9000. All entries are reviewed before they are added to the trivia database.<br />
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| High/Low Game <br /> <code>!hl (on/off) (number)</code> <br /> <code>!hl (number guess)</code> || High / Low game || !hl on 10 <br /> !hl 5 <br /> !hl off || Higher/Lower game enabled <br /> Higher, GPFontaine <br />Higher/Lower game disabled.<br />
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| Timebomb Game <br /><code>!timebomb (name)</code><br /><code>!snip (color)</code>|| Timebomb game... this shit is just mean. Limit your usage or you will be booted. || !timebomb GPFontaine <br /> !snip orange || straps a bomb to GPFontaine's back. The display reads [45] seconds. <br /> ...snip GPFontaine was booted from #sydlexia by LexiaBot9000 (*BOOOM!*)<br />
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| <code>!fortune</code> || Your fortune will be predicted || !fortune || You will meet a dark, handsome stranger.<br />
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| <code>!char (number)</code> || Converts number to ASCII character || !char 43 || ASCII number 43 is equal to +<br />
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| Definitions <br /><code>!define (word)</code><br /><code>!defadd (word)</code><br /><code>!defrem (word)</code> || States a definition, adds a definition, or removes a definition || !define Sydapedia <br /><br />!defadd Sydapedia the source of all that is true in this world.<br /><br />!defrem Sydapedia|| Sydapedia: the source of all that is true in this world.<br /><br />Sydapedia stored succesfully.<br /><br />Sydapedia was removed from database.<br />
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| Mastermind <br /><code>!mastermind</code><br /><code>!guess (####)</code><br /><code>!guess quit</code><br /><code>!score (name)</code> || Starts the Mastermind game, guesses a number, quits the game, or checks someone's score. || !mastermind <br /><br /> !guess 1111 <br /><br /> !guess quit <br /><br /> !score Fernin || I'm thinking of a four digit number, with no 0's in it... <br /><br /> You have 0 correct and 0 out of place. <br /><br /> You pansy, you couldn't even take the time to figure out that the number was 3284? <br /><br /> The average amount of guesses Fernin has used to solve Mastermind is 14.25.<br />
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| Craps <br /><code>!craps (on/off/throw)</code> || Starts the craps game, rolls the dice, or ends the craps game. || !craps on <br /><br /> !craps throw <br /><br /> !craps off || Place ya bets! <br /><br /> rolls the dice for Fernin: 3 and 6. Fernin, your target number is now 9. Roll again! <br /><br /> Smart Idea, since you aren't exactly James Bond. Come back again when you're not so unlucky.<br />
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| Money Making Game <br /><code>!money </code><br /><code>!money (1/2/3)</code> || Play the Money Making Game. || !money<br /><br /> !money 1<br /> || Let's Play Money Making Game! <br /><br /> Fernin: -10 -50 +50<br /> Fernin: Sorry, you lose 10 points. <br />
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| Roulette <br /><code>!roulette </code><br /><code>!bet (amount) (type)</code> || Play roulette, place a bet. || !roulette <br /><br /> !bet 10 black || Let's play roulette! <br /><br /> Bet accepted.<br />
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| Russian Roulette <br /><code>!rr #</code><br /><code>!fire</code> || Play Russian Roulette with the specified number of bullets, and fire the gun. || !rr 1<br /><br /> !fire || The bullet is in place! Type !fire to try your luck! <br /> Click! That chamber was empty, Fernin has survived!<br />
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| Rock Paper Scissors <br /><code>!rps (rock/paper/scissors)</code> || Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot. || !rps rock<br /> !rps paper<br /> !rps scissors || throws scissors! You win! <br /> throws paper! It's a tie! <br /> throws rock! You lose!<br />
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| Hot Potato <br /><code>!potato</code><br /><code>!pass (name/trash)</code> || Play Hot Potato, pass the potato to another person or put the potato into the trash. || !potato <br /><br /> !pass GPFontaine <br /><br /> !pass trash || Hot potato! Fernin has the potato right now. Quick, !pass it to somebody else! <br /><br /> Fernin has passed the potato to GPFontaine! Better hurry and pass it to someone else! <br \><br /> Fernin has thrown the potato in the garbage. Game over, folks. <br />
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| Hangman <br /><code>!hangman</code><br /><code>!hangman off</code><br /><code>!letter </code><br /><code>!word</code><br /><code>!addword</code> || Play hangman, turn hangman off, guess a letter or a word, and add a word to the hangman database|| !hangman <br /><br /> !hangman off <br /><br /> !letter e <br /><br /> !word testing <br /><br /> !addword polesmoker|| Let's play hangman! <br /><br /> The word was communism. Game ended. <br /><br /> e is not in the word. 1 wrong guess so far. <br /><br /> testing is not the word I'm thinking of. <br /><br /> New word added to my database.<br />
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| Hangvowel <br /><code>!hangvowel</code><br /><code>!hangvowel off</code><br /><code>!hanganswer</code> || Play hangvowel, turn hangvowel off, guess a word. || !hangvowel <br /><br /> !hangvowel off <br /><br /> !hanganswer metal || Let's play hangvowel! <br /><br /> The word was Nepal. Game ended. <br /><br /> metal is not the word I'm thinking of.<br />
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| Snakes & Ladders <br /><code>!snakes on</code><br /><code>!snakes (1/2/3/4)</code><br /><code>!snakes start</code><br /><code>!snakes spin </code><br /><code>!snakes quit</code> || Starts Snakes & Ladders, picks player number, starts the actual game, spins the spinner, or quits the Snakes & Ladders Game. || !snakes on <br /><br /> !snakes 1 <br /><br /> !snakes start <br /><br />!snakes spin <br /><br /> !snakes quit || Spin the spinner and get to the top first! Who's playing? <br /><br /> Player 1: Crazy_Bastard. <br /><br /> Starting the game with 2 players, Crazy_Bastard is up first! <br /><br />Crazy_Bastard moves their piece to 4. You listened to the ops and shut up when you were told to! Your piece is moved forward to 14. <br /><br /> I guess you just have no inner child.<br />
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| Anagram <br /><code>!anagram</code><br /><code>!anagram (word)</code><br /><code>!anagram quit</code> || Starts Anagram game or rescrambles the word, take a guess at the word, and quit the game. || !anagram <br /><br /> !anagram lyosslmig <br /><br /> !anagram quit || The scrambled word is lsgioylsm. <br /><br /> The scrambled word is lyosslmig. <br /><br /> The word was: syllogism.<br />
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| 8ball <br /><code>!8ball (question)</code> || Ask a question and get a response from the 8ball. || !8ball Will you answer my question? || Signs point to yes.<br />
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| Tic Tac Toe, 1 player <br /><code>!ttt1</code><br /><code>!ttt1 (1-9)</code><br /><code>!ttt1 quit</code> || Starts Tic Tac Toe game, picks a spot to put an X, and quits the game. || !ttt1 <br /><br /> !ttt1 1 <br /><br /> !ttt1 quit || Tic Tac Toe! One player mode! Type !ttt1 # to start playing! <br /><br /> X O * <br /> * * * <br /> * * * <br /><br /> What, you want to wimp out of a game of tic tac toe? You must be the world's biggest pansy.<br />
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| Tic Tac Toe, 2 player <br /><code>!ttt2</code><br /><code>!ttt2 (p1/p2)</code><br /><code>!ttt2 (1-9)</code><br /><code>!ttt2 quit</code> || Starts Tic Tac Toe game, selects players, picks a spot to put an X or an O, and quits the game. || !ttt2 <br /><br /> !ttt2 p1 <br /><br /> !ttt2 5 <br /><br /> !ttt2 quit || Tic Tac Toe! Tic Tac Toe! Two player mode! Who's playing today? Type !ttt2 p1 or !ttt2 p2 to join in! <br /><br /> Player 1 is Fernin! <br /><br />* * * <br /> * X * <br /> * * * <br /><br /> What, you want to wimp out of a game of tic tac toe? You must be the world's biggest pansy.<br />
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| Blackjack <br /><code>!blackjack</code><br /><code>!hit</code><br /><code>!stand</code> || Play blackjack! || !blackjack <br /> !hit <br /> !stand || Your hand is: 5C QD. <br /> You have been dealt: AS. <br /> The housebot's hand is: 5S 6D. <br />
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| Slap! <br /><code>!slap (name)</code><br /><code>!addslap (text)</code> || Slaps someone, or adds a new slap to the bot's database. || !slap FigNewton <br /> !addslap slaps $2 with Patrick Duffy. || Lexiabot9000 slaps FigNewton with Uwe Boll's severed head! <br /> Custom slap #20 added to my database.<br />
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| Jukebox <br /><code>!jukebox</code><br /><code>!addsong (URL)</code> || Picks a random song from the Jukebox database, or adds a song to it. Youtube URLs only, please. || !jukebox <br /> !addsong || 897 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwEgFMhGkfU <br /> Song #1106 added to my database.<br />
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| Plinko <br /><code> !plinko (1-5)</code> || Starts a game of Plinko, dropping the chip down the indicated slot. || !plinko 5 || Crazy_Bastard drops a chip down the fifth slot!<br />The chip lands in the fifth spot! Crazy_Bastard loses 100 points!<br />
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| Challenge <br /><code>!challenge (name)</code><br /><code>!accept/!decline</code><br /><code>!shoot</code> || Challenges someone to a duel, accepts or declines it, and shoots someone. || !challenge Preng <br /> !accept <br /> !shoot || Preng has been challenged by Fernin! Do you !accept, or !decline? <br /> Preng has accepted Fernin's challenge! On my mark... !shoot to kill. <br /> Preng was kicked by Lexiabot9000 (BANG!)<br />
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== Trivia Game Courtesy ==<br />
Trivia can be fun, but can also irritate the hell out of people. Follow these, and we'll all get along.<br />
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* Chat takes priority over trivia. If people are talking, ask before hitting !start. If someone says !stop, trivia is over. On the flip side, if you have nothing to chat about, don't stop trivia just because you don't like it. <br />
* Try not to answer questions that you submitted, that's pretty much cheating. Give others a chance, and if they don't get it after three hints, then go ahead and answer it.<br />
* Try not to answer questions that you've seen before. There's only so many questions still, so repeats happen a lot. Give others a chance that may not have seen the question yet. <br />
* The exception to the above is if it's a question that you know everyone has seen, or if it's a Quick! Quick! question. <br />
* Answers which are numbers that are less than 100 are ALL written out. So, if the answer happens to be 3, or 12, or 97, it'll actually be three, twelve, or ninety-seven. This is because of the hint system, and also to prevent the insanely annoying situation where multiple people are spamming "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7!" trying to find the right number quickly. <br />
* Server lag happens. On your screen, what you send will appear in the chatroom immediately. On everyone else's screens, that may not be the case. While it may look like you answered first on your screen, the bot always recognizes the person who appears on its own screen first. This isn't bullshit, it's the internet, so don't bitch about it. <br />
* Being an idiot and making joke answers to <i>every</i> question isn't entertaining. Maybe you're laughing at it, but nobody else is. The same goes for blatantly ignoring the hints that the bot gives when trying to answer seriously, it just makes you look like a gigantic idiot. The hints are there for a reason, to try to help you get the answer, and they are, believe it or not, accurate. The number of asterisks plus revealed letters will always be the same length as the answer itself, and the revealed letters are always in the correct place.<br />
* Don't even think about going to google, wikipedia, gamefaqs, or any other place to look up the answers. That's just plain lame. If you don't know it, too bad.<br />
* The bot is buggy when it comes to giving hints or answers that have numbers in them. This is a known bug, and something that can't be fixed, so kindly stop pointing it out or being all "WTF?!" over it. Furthermore, questions themselves can become completely buggy over time. This happens when a command word (like !char or !rr) is in the answer. The bot gets hung up and confused when it sees a command word, and doesn't recognize the answer for what it is. Spamming what you know is the answer sure as hell ain't gonna do any good.<br />
* When submitting questions, don't submit idiotic nonsense like, "Hello./Spikey Love Nipples" or "Hahahahahahaha./Hahahahaha Hahahaha". And please, no 4chan memes.<br />
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== Trigger Words ==<br />
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The bot also triggers off of some words and phrases, such as "Porn", "Bot", and "bored". No, they're not all going to be listed. Finding them is half the fun.<br />
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*Note: The bot now has the commands !shutup and !speak. These commands turn the triggers off and on, respectively.<br />
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== Other Bot Stuff == <br />
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Some games have a 5 second delay timer on them to prevent bot spam. So far as I can remember, this is currently limited to the !letter command of the Hangman game, and the !fire command of Russian Roulette. <br />
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When playing the !anagram game, correct letters in guesses are capitalized. Additionally, any capitalized letters in the initial jumble are capitalized in the unscrambled word (For example, "TheRiddler" would show as "leheRidrTd", and a guess of "rhetiddler" would be displayed by the bot as "rHEtIDDLER").<br />
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Timebombing or passing the potato to someone who is AFK is nothing short of a dick move, and will get you kicked. That's the reason both of those games can only be turned on by the ops, since the power to kick anyone just shouldn't be available to anyone at all times. Just don't do it.<br />
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Only one timebomb can be out at any given time, and you can't cut the wires on a bomb that isn't on your own body. You can only save yourself, not anyone else.<br />
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While you are free to define and redefine any word or phrase you like, don't use the bot to troll. Also, if there's a disagreement about what something's definition should be, don't get into a definition war and go back and forth removing and redefining it. This is about the most immature thing you can possibly do with the bot and will only serve to piss off the ops, and probably everyone else in the room.<br />
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Any new games may well still be going under beta testing, so don't expect them to work perfectly all the time. If you find any glitches, bugs, or other mistakes, report them to Fernin.<br />
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The !8ball is meant for yes or no questions. If you ask it an open ended question and yell at it for not giving you a good answer, you can expect to be yelled at by whoever else is in the room, because you're probably a moron!<br />
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Ask the bot "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" with the !8ball command sometime, you'll get some fun results.<br />
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The command to turn something off is nearly always "off" or "quit". If one doesn't work, try the other.<br />
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Bets you can make in roulette are: Any number between 0 and 36, 00, first, second, third, top, bottom, red, black, odd, or even.<br />
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The Tic Tac Toe board and input goes from 1 to 9, as seen here: <br />
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1 2 3<br><br />
4 5 6<br><br />
7 8 9<br />
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As of now, the bot has no AI in the Tic Tac Toe game, it only picks spots randomly. The AI will come when Fernin has time for it, so don't bring it up, unless you want a rather angry op.<br />
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Some commands and triggers will only work when the bot has ops.<br />
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The bot does occasionally encounter glitches when trying to access the rank file, and as such, you may lose points you !bet on something. Not much can be done about this, honestly.<br />
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[[Category: SydLexia.com IRC Channel]]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Old_DALnet_SydLexia.com_IRC_channel&diff=9387Old DALnet SydLexia.com IRC channel2011-04-03T07:24:33Z<p>Fernin: /* lap.ee */</p>
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<div>The official SydLexia.com IRC channel is [irc://dalnet/sydlexia #sydlexia] and is located on [http://www.dal.net/ DALnet]. It was established on July 24th, 2008.<br />
<br />
'''Important Note''' - Some clients do not recognise <code>/ns</code> as a command. <code>/ns</code> is a shortcut for <code>/msg NickServ@services.dal.net</code>. While almost all clients do accept just <code>/ns</code>, if you have one that doesn't, substitute the long form wherevhttp://www.sydlexia.com/forums/irc.phper you see <code>/ns</code> on this page.<br />
<br />
== Getting Started ==<br />
<br />
=== Connecting to IRC ===<br />
<br />
In order to reach the IRC room, you will need an IRC client. Following are basic instructions for connecting with some popular clients on various operating systems, as well as the webclient. If you are having trouble connecting with any of these clients, try googling around for advice, signing into the room through the webclient and asking there, or PM'ing Captain_Pollution on the forums.<br />
<br />
==== Windows ====<br />
<br />
===== mIRC =====<br />
Disclaimer: You can only use this for so long. After that you have to pay to use it.<br />
<br>Second Disclaimer: Whoever made the above disclaimer is an idiot. You have to pay to get rid of the nag screens, not to use it. Load the program, wait a bit, hit Continue, wait a bit, hit Continue again, and you're fine. If it only gives you Exit as an option, load the program and try again.<br />
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# [http://www.download.com/mIRC/3000-2150_4-10001733.html?part=dl-mIRC&subj=uo&tag=button&cdlPid=10866281 Download and install mIRC].<br />
# Run mIRC. By default, it will connect you to a DALnet server.<br />
# Pick a username and whatnot.<br />
# When the channel window pops up, type in <code>#sydlexia</code> and join.<br />
# Alternatively, you can type <code>/join #sydlexia</code> into the status window to join.<br />
# Additionally, once you have mIRC, you can set it up to do all of this automatically. Read [http://www.fernin.8m.com/mTutorial.html Fernin's mIRC tutorial] to find out how.<br />
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===== ChatZilla =====<br />
''Note: You need [http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/ Firefox] to use ChatZilla.''<br />
# [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/16 Install ChatZilla].<br />
# Open Firefox and click the '''Tools''' menu.<br />
# Click '''ChatZilla'''.<br />
# In the '''ChatZilla!''' window click the '''ChatZilla''' menu.<br />
# Click '''Preferences...'''.<br />
# In the '''Nickname''' field type in your screenname.<br />
# Click the '''OK''' button.<br />
# Close the '''ChatZilla!''' window.<br />
# Click [irc://dalnet/sydlexia this link]. It may take a few moments to connect, but you should then be connected to the #sydlexia channel.<br />
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==== Mac ====<br />
<br />
===== Conversation =====<br />
# Download Conversation from http://homepage.mac.com/philrobin/conversation/<br />
# Go to file>preferences and pick a username and stuff.<br />
# Click the “+” icon and select “Server” from the pulldown menu<br />
# Type irc.dal.net in the appropriate space and click “open” from the pulldown menu at the bottom.<br />
#Click the “+” icon again and select “channel” from the pulldown menu<br />
#Type #sydlexia into the space provided, and click open once more from the pulldown menu.<br />
#Enjoy IRC chat<br />
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==== Linux ====<br />
<br />
===== XChat =====<br />
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# [http://www.xchat.org/download/ Download XChat] or install it through your distro's package manager.<br />
# Run XChat.<br />
# Pick a username.<br />
# Pick the DALnet server from the list. <br />
# If XChat asks for the channel enter <code>#sydlexia</code>.<br />
# If it doesn't ask, enter <code>/join #sydlexia</code>.<br />
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===== BitchX =====<br />
<br />
# [http://www.bitchx.com/download.php Download BitchX] or install it through your distro's package manager.<br />
# Run BitchX.<br />
# Type <code>/server irc.dal.net</code>.<br />
# Type <code>/nick ''YourScreenName''</code>.<br />
# Type <code>/join #sydlexia</code>.<br />
<br />
==== Web Based ====<br />
'''Note''' - While the webclient is a quick and easy way to get online from pretty much anywhere, it has a tendency to lag and randomly disconnect, for some people. Others report no difficulties whatsoever. As a client, however, the webclient does lack a lot of the functionality that downloaded clients offer.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
===== The easy way =====<br />
# Make sure you are signed into the forums<br />
# Go to [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/irc.php http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/irc.php]<br />
# Enter your name<br />
# Press the button<br />
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==== Mibbit ====<br />
# Go to [http://mibbit.com/ Mibbit]<br />
# Click "Launch Chat Now"<br />
# There will be a screen that says "IRC:" and then has a dropdown box of servers. Click the word "server" '''beside''' this dropdown box.<br />
# In the textbox that appears, type "irc.dal.net"<br />
# In the Nick: space, type your name.<br />
# In the Channel: space, type #sydlexia.<br />
# Click "Go"<br />
'''Note''' - Only a certain amount of Mibbit connections are allowed to DALnet at one time. If you get an error message, try again in a few minutes, or try a different connection method.<br />
<br />
=== Registering ===<br />
<br />
Once you spend a bit of time in the chat, and decide that you might want to make it a kind of regular thing, it is reccomended that you register your name with DALnet's nick registration service, NickServ. This prevents people from impersonating you, and allows you to ghost a nick if neccesary (More on that later). NickServ will only keep a name registered for one month without anyone identifying for it. That means you need to use the nick at least once a month, or it will de-register automatically.<br />
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==== How to Register ====<br />
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# Make sure you are using the name you wish to register. Type <code>/nick "NewName"</code> to change your name.<br />
# Type <code>/nickserv register ''YourPassword'' ''YourEmailAddress''</code> and press '''Enter'''.<br />
# Check your email account for a confirmation email. It can take anywhere from a few minutes to a few days for this email to arrive. If you haven't heard anything in a few days, try again. <br />
# Once you get your confirmation email, it will have a link that you can click to complete registration, and a NickServ message you can copy/paste and send in your IRC client. It is not reccomended that you use the link provided, as this sometimes mucks things up.<br />
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You can now identify yourself by typing <code>/identify ''YourPassword''</code> after you logged onto the server. For a full documentation on registration and identification read the [http://docs.dal.net/docs/nsemail.html DALnet NickServ Registration] guide.<br />
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'''Note''' - NickServ automatically registers the hostname you are using when you register your nick as an accepted address. This means that if you sign on again from that address, it will not force you to identify for your name. Unless you are worried about other people on your internet connection impersonating you, this shouldn't be a problem. However, the webclient hides your IP address, and gives you a generic hostname. '''Everyone who connects via the webclient has the same hostname.''' As such, to prevent people impersonating you, it is highly reccomended that you use <code>/ns access wipe</code> to empty the list of accepted addresses for your nick, if you registered it on the webclient.<br />
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==== Ghosting ====<br />
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As we rarely have imposters, probably the biggest advantage to registering your name is the ability to ghost it. Sometimes, your IRC client will momentarily lose its connection to the internet. Once it reconnects, occasionally the server will have not yet noticed that the old you has disconnected, and so there will be two of you. Because only one person can use a name at a time, your name (Unless you set an alternate nick with your client or are on the webclient) will usually be your name with an underscore on the end. Usually, you just have to wait for the old you to disconnect before you can use the name again, but if you've registered you can type <code>/ns ghost "OldYou" "YourPassword"</code> to forcably kick the old you off the server.<br />
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== Channel Details ==<br />
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=== Ops ===<br />
<br />
Ops (operators) are the mods of the chatroom. Ops will have an @ before their name on most clients. They have the ability to change the channel topic, kick IRCers, ban IRCers, op other people, and more. If an op tells you to stop doing something, you stop doing it.<br />
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Being an op is a position of function. People are made ops if it is decided that the room needs another op, and that person fits the position. As well, temp ops (the kind of ops you lose when you leave the room, as opposed to perma-ops which you get every time you join) are usually handed out because an op decided that someone was needed to watch the room for a bit. '''Do not ask for ops.''' If it is decided that an op is needed, an op will pick someone.<br />
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==== SOP ====<br />
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* [[Syd Lexia]]<br />
* [[GPFontaine]]<br />
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==== AOP ====<br />
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* [[Douche McCallister|Douche]]<br />
* [[Fernin]]<br />
* [[Captain_Pollution|FigNewton]]<br />
* [[Rycona]]<br />
* [[SoldierHawk]]<br />
* [[UsaSatsui]]<br />
* [[Valdronius|Vald]]<br />
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=== Voice ===<br />
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Some users are given voice, either whenever they join the room (by Lexiabot9000) or just when an op decides to give them voice. When a user is voiced, it will look like this:<br />
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<code> * FigNewton sets mode: +v Klimbatize</code><br />
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Users with voice will have a + before their names on most clients. Autovoice (the kind that a user gets whenever they join the room) is given to some popular members who have been around for a long time. Temporary voice (the kind that is lost when a user leaves the room) is given out entirely arbitrarily. Voice exists because there are certain channel settings ops can effect which make it so that no one without some form of status (voice or ops) can speak. Voice is there so that people can be given that status without being given any additional power. Ninety-nine percent of the time someone is given voice in the chat, though, it is just because. Voice is unimportant and does not matter at all. Don't worry about it.<br />
<br />
=== Rules ===<br />
<br />
# If you are warned by an operator, take it seriously<br />
# No using inappropriate language in a hateful context<br />
# No spamming the channel<br />
# No abusing the bot<br />
# Don't steal other users' names.<br />
# If you link to any pictures or websites that are NSFW, please label them as such.<br />
# No ASCII dicks.<br />
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=== Banninated! ===<br />
<br />
Not following the rules, or acting like a dink in the room, could get you banned from it. The length of the ban is at the discretion of the channel ops, but could be anywhere from 5 minutes to 24 hours. Repeat offenders could find themselves banned for much longer times, or just kicked out forever.<br />
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If you're banned, suck it up and wait. Don't try and get around it, it just pisses the ops off and extends your ban. If you want to appeal your ban, the person to talk to is the one who banned you, or Syd.<br />
<br />
== Getting Along Smoothly ==<br />
<br />
The IRC room is not an especially strict place. We like to have fun and dick around a bit. It is still possible to get on a lot of people's nerves in the chat, however. These are just guidelines for behaviour, not hard and fast rules, but keep them in mind nonetheless. You'll probably have a lot less fun in the chat if you go around stepping on people's toes.<br />
<br />
* First, please note, the IRC is not the forums. While we are gathered around the same site, and there is undoubtedly a huge overlap, the IRC does its own thing. A lot of people are huge in the IRC but hardly notable on the forums and vice versa, several people who come to the IRC do not have forum accounts, got them long after they'd been coming to the IRC, and/or use them very sparingly, and the IRC has its own jokes and norms. In short, the IRC is not a section of the forums. It is more of a subculture among the larger SLF community. Things or people that might be popular on the forums might not be popular in the IRC, and we have our own set of rules. Again, most IRCers visit the forums, and there is a large overlap, but please do not complain about any disparity you notice.<br />
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* A certain standard of intelligibility and grammar is expected. You don't need to worry about whether to use "who" or "whom," but we do expect you to type clearly and have at least okay spelling. Stuff like "ur so senstivit" isn't going to fly. Remember, you are represented solely by your text, here; that is the only impression we get of you. Try to make it a good one.<br />
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* Try to stay on topic. The flow of the conversation will inevitably change a lot, but do your best to stay relevant to what's being discussed. Pay attention to what other people are talking about: if everyone else is starting to move onto another topic, don't cling to the original one. If you try to bring up a topic of discussion, and no one else seems to care, let it go. Also, it's fine to express a thought out of the blue every now and then, but try to keep it to a couple lines during conversations. That said, if the room's dead, whatever.<br />
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* This kind of goes in line with the last one. If you want to talk to one person about something that doesn't concern the rest of the room, PM them. You can do this with the command <code>/msg "Person" "Message"</code>. Little things are fine, like telling someone to go check their inbox on the forums, but if you plan on having a discussion, keep it in private.<br />
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* If you have a problem with something someone's doing, don't call them out on it in the main room. You can fight all you want in PM, or you can PM an op if you feel they should be punished, but try to keep it out of #sydlexia. The command <code>/ignore "Person"</code> makes it so that none of their messages show up on your screen. You might find it useful. This rule only applies for regular users who are bothering you, though. If someone comes here specifically to start shit, they are what is called a troll. Please do not feed the trolls. If someone comes in and is obviously trying to get a rise out of people, don't pay them any mind. Most trolls will just go away if no one bites. The only action that should be taken against trolls is an op disciplining them, you can ask an op if you feel a troll should be punished, but do this in private. Trolls come to the channel because they think it's fun to upset people. Giving them any attention at all is giving them exactly what they came for, encouraging them to continue, and in addition, doesn't do a darn thing. Don't do it.<br />
== Misc. ==<br />
In addition to terms previously explained, there are other things which you may encounter while IRC'ing.<br />
* Netsplit - DALnet, contrary to how some people refer to it, is not a server. It is actually a network of connected IRC servers. When one of these servers disconnects from the rest, any users connected to it will be separated from the rest of the chatters. Everyone on the still-connected servers will see each other, and everyone on the separated server will see each other, but people on one side of the split will not see people on the other side. It will look like everyone on the other side of the split is signing off simultaneously, and their quit message will be their server's name. (eg Quit (toronto.on.ca.dal.net global.hub.dal.net)<br />
* K-Lined - When someone is IP banned from the server (Not just #sydlexia), they are said to have been K-lined.<br />
* Slashes - When someone puts slashes around a word on ChatZilla, it will be italicised. While this does not work on most clients, people using all clients use slashes around a word to note that the word should be italicised.<br />
* Asterisks - Unlike on forums, where placing asterisks on both sides of a bit of text idicate it as an action, in IRC asterisks note that text should be read as though it were bolded. This is because, similarly to how slashes work, asterisks make text appear bold on ChatZilla. On mIRC you can bold text by pressing ctrl+b before and after the part you want bolded.<br />
* To perform an action in IRC, use /me. Note that the text will be written in the third person. So <code>/me penises around a bit</code> will appear as:<br />
<code> * @Socialist_Sophie penises around a bit</code><br />
* Ping - The word "ping" has two meanings in IRC. You have to figure out which is meant by context.<br />
# The more correct usage is to explain your connection to the server. You can find this out by pinging people--<code>/ctcp person ping</code>--or by typing <code>!ping</code> to tell Lexiabot9000 to ping you. The result of a /ctcp ping will probably appear in the status window of your client, as will notifications that other people have pinged you. A ping reply will look like this: <code>[Sapphire_Rose PING reply]: 1sec</code>Which would mean that there is one second of lag between you and Sapphire_Rose. '''Note''' - In addition to ping, there are other /ctcp commands that are used similarly, those being /ctcp time (Which tells you the local time of the person you try it on) and /ctcp version (Which tells you what client they are using). There is also /ctcp finger, which returns their idle time and a finger message, if they have one set. /ctcp finger only works on clients that support it, however, and that might just be mIRC.<br />
# Most clients have the capability to set words which, when someone in the channel says them, will make the client beep and flash. Some clients, such as ChatZilla, automatically set the name you are using as one of these words. For other clients, like mIRC, you have to go into the options menu and set any terms manually. To say someone's name so that their client beeps is sometimes called pinging them.<br />
* If someone's connection lags to the point they are dropped from the server (Their quit message will appear as (ping timeout)) they are said to have "pinged out."<br />
== See also ==<br />
* [[List of important IRC commands]]<br />
* [[LexiaBot9000]]<br />
* [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6287 IRC memorable quotes thread]<br />
[[Category:SydLexia.com]]<br />
[[Category: SydLexia.com IRC Channel]]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Old_DALnet_SydLexia.com_IRC_channel&diff=9127Old DALnet SydLexia.com IRC channel2011-02-16T02:59:29Z<p>Fernin: </p>
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<div>The official SydLexia.com IRC channel is [irc://dalnet/sydlexia #sydlexia] and is located on [http://www.dal.net/ DALnet]. It was established on July 24th, 2008.<br />
<br />
'''Important Note''' - Some clients do not recognise <code>/ns</code> as a command. <code>/ns</code> is a shortcut for <code>/msg NickServ@services.dal.net</code>. While almost all clients do accept just <code>/ns</code>, if you have one that doesn't, substitute the long form wherevhttp://www.sydlexia.com/forums/irc.phper you see <code>/ns</code> on this page.<br />
<br />
== Getting Started ==<br />
<br />
=== Connecting to IRC ===<br />
<br />
In order to reach the IRC room, you will need an IRC client. Following are basic instructions for connecting with some popular clients on various operating systems, as well as the webclient. If you are having trouble connecting with any of these clients, try googling around for advice, signing into the room through the webclient and asking there, or PM'ing Captain_Pollution on the forums.<br />
<br />
==== Windows ====<br />
<br />
===== mIRC =====<br />
Disclaimer: You can only use this for so long. After that you have to pay to use it.<br />
<br>Second Disclaimer: Whoever made the above disclaimer is an idiot. You have to pay to get rid of the nag screens, not to use it. Load the program, wait a bit, hit Continue, wait a bit, hit Continue again, and you're fine. If it only gives you Exit as an option, load the program and try again.<br />
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# [http://www.download.com/mIRC/3000-2150_4-10001733.html?part=dl-mIRC&subj=uo&tag=button&cdlPid=10866281 Download and install mIRC].<br />
# Run mIRC. By default, it will connect you to a DALnet server.<br />
# Pick a username and whatnot.<br />
# When the channel window pops up, type in <code>#sydlexia</code> and join.<br />
# Alternatively, you can type <code>/join #sydlexia</code> into the status window to join.<br />
# Additionally, once you have mIRC, you can set it up to do all of this automatically. Read [http://www.fernin.8m.com/mTutorial.html Fernin's mIRC tutorial] to find out how.<br />
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===== ChatZilla =====<br />
''Note: You need [http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/ Firefox] to use ChatZilla.''<br />
# [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/16 Install ChatZilla].<br />
# Open Firefox and click the '''Tools''' menu.<br />
# Click '''ChatZilla'''.<br />
# In the '''ChatZilla!''' window click the '''ChatZilla''' menu.<br />
# Click '''Preferences...'''.<br />
# In the '''Nickname''' field type in your screenname.<br />
# Click the '''OK''' button.<br />
# Close the '''ChatZilla!''' window.<br />
# Click [irc://dalnet/sydlexia this link]. It may take a few moments to connect, but you should then be connected to the #sydlexia channel.<br />
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==== Mac ====<br />
<br />
===== Conversation =====<br />
# Download Conversation from http://homepage.mac.com/philrobin/conversation/<br />
# Go to file>preferences and pick a username and stuff.<br />
# Click the “+” icon and select “Server” from the pulldown menu<br />
# Type irc.dal.net in the appropriate space and click “open” from the pulldown menu at the bottom.<br />
#Click the “+” icon again and select “channel” from the pulldown menu<br />
#Type #sydlexia into the space provided, and click open once more from the pulldown menu.<br />
#Enjoy IRC chat<br />
<br />
==== Linux ====<br />
<br />
===== XChat =====<br />
<br />
# [http://www.xchat.org/download/ Download XChat] or install it through your distro's package manager.<br />
# Run XChat.<br />
# Pick a username.<br />
# Pick the DALnet server from the list. <br />
# If XChat asks for the channel enter <code>#sydlexia</code>.<br />
# If it doesn't ask, enter <code>/join #sydlexia</code>.<br />
<br />
===== BitchX =====<br />
<br />
# [http://www.bitchx.com/download.php Download BitchX] or install it through your distro's package manager.<br />
# Run BitchX.<br />
# Type <code>/server irc.dal.net</code>.<br />
# Type <code>/nick ''YourScreenName''</code>.<br />
# Type <code>/join #sydlexia</code>.<br />
<br />
==== Web Based ====<br />
'''Note''' - While the webclient is a quick and easy way to get online from pretty much anywhere, it has a tendency to lag and randomly disconnect, for some people. Others report no difficulties whatsoever. As a client, however, the webclient does lack a lot of the functionality that downloaded clients offer.<br />
<br />
===== lap.ee =====<br />
# Go to [http://elar.lap.ee/cgi/irc.cgi http://elar.lap.ee/cgi/irc.cgi]<br />
# In the Nickname field type in your forum login name<br />
# In the Server field type in <code>irc.dal.net</code><br />
# In the Channel field type in <code>#Sydlexia</code><br />
<br />
===== The easy way =====<br />
# Make sure you are signed into the forums<br />
# Go to [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/irc.php http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/irc.php]<br />
# Enter your name<br />
# Press the button<br />
<br />
==== Mibbit ====<br />
# Go to [http://mibbit.com/ Mibbit]<br />
# Click "Launch Chat Now"<br />
# There will be a screen that says "IRC:" and then has a dropdown box of servers. Click the word "server" '''beside''' this dropdown box.<br />
# In the textbox that appears, type "irc.dal.net"<br />
# In the Nick: space, type your name.<br />
# In the Channel: space, type #sydlexia.<br />
# Click "Go"<br />
'''Note''' - Only a certain amount of Mibbit connections are allowed to DALnet at one time. If you get an error message, try again in a few minutes, or try a different connection method.<br />
<br />
=== Registering ===<br />
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Once you spend a bit of time in the chat, and decide that you might want to make it a kind of regular thing, it is reccomended that you register your name with DALnet's nick registration service, NickServ. This prevents people from impersonating you, and allows you to ghost a nick if neccesary (More on that later). NickServ will only keep a name registered for one month without anyone identifying for it. That means you need to use the nick at least once a month, or it will de-register automatically.<br />
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==== How to Register ====<br />
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# Make sure you are using the name you wish to register. Type <code>/nick "NewName"</code> to change your name.<br />
# Type <code>/nickserv register ''YourPassword'' ''YourEmailAddress''</code> and press '''Enter'''.<br />
# Check your email account for a confirmation email. It can take anywhere from a few minutes to a few days for this email to arrive. If you haven't heard anything in a few days, try again. <br />
# Once you get your confirmation email, it will have a link that you can click to complete registration, and a NickServ message you can copy/paste and send in your IRC client. It is not reccomended that you use the link provided, as this sometimes mucks things up.<br />
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You can now identify yourself by typing <code>/identify ''YourPassword''</code> after you logged onto the server. For a full documentation on registration and identification read the [http://docs.dal.net/docs/nsemail.html DALnet NickServ Registration] guide.<br />
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'''Note''' - NickServ automatically registers the hostname you are using when you register your nick as an accepted address. This means that if you sign on again from that address, it will not force you to identify for your name. Unless you are worried about other people on your internet connection impersonating you, this shouldn't be a problem. However, the webclient hides your IP address, and gives you a generic hostname. '''Everyone who connects via the webclient has the same hostname.''' As such, to prevent people impersonating you, it is highly reccomended that you use <code>/ns access wipe</code> to empty the list of accepted addresses for your nick, if you registered it on the webclient.<br />
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==== Ghosting ====<br />
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As we rarely have imposters, probably the biggest advantage to registering your name is the ability to ghost it. Sometimes, your IRC client will momentarily lose its connection to the internet. Once it reconnects, occasionally the server will have not yet noticed that the old you has disconnected, and so there will be two of you. Because only one person can use a name at a time, your name (Unless you set an alternate nick with your client or are on the webclient) will usually be your name with an underscore on the end. Usually, you just have to wait for the old you to disconnect before you can use the name again, but if you've registered you can type <code>/ns ghost "OldYou" "YourPassword"</code> to forcably kick the old you off the server.<br />
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== Channel Details ==<br />
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=== Ops ===<br />
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Ops (operators) are the mods of the chatroom. Ops will have an @ before their name on most clients. They have the ability to change the channel topic, kick IRCers, ban IRCers, op other people, and more. If an op tells you to stop doing something, you stop doing it.<br />
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Being an op is a position of function. People are made ops if it is decided that the room needs another op, and that person fits the position. As well, temp ops (the kind of ops you lose when you leave the room, as opposed to perma-ops which you get every time you join) are usually handed out because an op decided that someone was needed to watch the room for a bit. '''Do not ask for ops.''' If it is decided that an op is needed, an op will pick someone.<br />
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==== SOP ====<br />
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* [[Syd Lexia]]<br />
* [[GPFontaine]]<br />
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==== AOP ====<br />
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* [[Douche McCallister|Douche]]<br />
* [[Fernin]]<br />
* [[Captain_Pollution|FigNewton]]<br />
* [[Rycona]]<br />
* [[SoldierHawk]]<br />
* [[UsaSatsui]]<br />
* [[Valdronius|Vald]]<br />
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=== Voice ===<br />
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Some users are given voice, either whenever they join the room (by Lexiabot9000) or just when an op decides to give them voice. When a user is voiced, it will look like this:<br />
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<code> * FigNewton sets mode: +v Klimbatize</code><br />
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Users with voice will have a + before their names on most clients. Autovoice (the kind that a user gets whenever they join the room) is given to some popular members who have been around for a long time. Temporary voice (the kind that is lost when a user leaves the room) is given out entirely arbitrarily. Voice exists because there are certain channel settings ops can effect which make it so that no one without some form of status (voice or ops) can speak. Voice is there so that people can be given that status without being given any additional power. Ninety-nine percent of the time someone is given voice in the chat, though, it is just because. Voice is unimportant and does not matter at all. Don't worry about it.<br />
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=== Rules ===<br />
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# If you are warned by an operator, take it seriously<br />
# No using inappropriate language in a hateful context<br />
# No spamming the channel<br />
# No abusing the bot<br />
# Don't steal other users' names.<br />
# If you link to any pictures or websites that are NSFW, please label them as such.<br />
# No ASCII dicks.<br />
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=== Banninated! ===<br />
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Not following the rules, or acting like a dink in the room, could get you banned from it. The length of the ban is at the discretion of the channel ops, but could be anywhere from 5 minutes to 24 hours. Repeat offenders could find themselves banned for much longer times, or just kicked out forever.<br />
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If you're banned, suck it up and wait. Don't try and get around it, it just pisses the ops off and extends your ban. If you want to appeal your ban, the person to talk to is the one who banned you, or Syd.<br />
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== Getting Along Smoothly ==<br />
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The IRC room is not an especially strict place. We like to have fun and dick around a bit. It is still possible to get on a lot of people's nerves in the chat, however. These are just guidelines for behaviour, not hard and fast rules, but keep them in mind nonetheless. You'll probably have a lot less fun in the chat if you go around stepping on people's toes.<br />
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* First, please note, the IRC is not the forums. While we are gathered around the same site, and there is undoubtedly a huge overlap, the IRC does its own thing. A lot of people are huge in the IRC but hardly notable on the forums and vice versa, several people who come to the IRC do not have forum accounts, got them long after they'd been coming to the IRC, and/or use them very sparingly, and the IRC has its own jokes and norms. In short, the IRC is not a section of the forums. It is more of a subculture among the larger SLF community. Things or people that might be popular on the forums might not be popular in the IRC, and we have our own set of rules. Again, most IRCers visit the forums, and there is a large overlap, but please do not complain about any disparity you notice.<br />
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* A certain standard of intelligibility and grammar is expected. You don't need to worry about whether to use "who" or "whom," but we do expect you to type clearly and have at least okay spelling. Stuff like "ur so senstivit" isn't going to fly. Remember, you are represented solely by your text, here; that is the only impression we get of you. Try to make it a good one.<br />
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* Try to stay on topic. The flow of the conversation will inevitably change a lot, but do your best to stay relevant to what's being discussed. Pay attention to what other people are talking about: if everyone else is starting to move onto another topic, don't cling to the original one. If you try to bring up a topic of discussion, and no one else seems to care, let it go. Also, it's fine to express a thought out of the blue every now and then, but try to keep it to a couple lines during conversations. That said, if the room's dead, whatever.<br />
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* This kind of goes in line with the last one. If you want to talk to one person about something that doesn't concern the rest of the room, PM them. You can do this with the command <code>/msg "Person" "Message"</code>. Little things are fine, like telling someone to go check their inbox on the forums, but if you plan on having a discussion, keep it in private.<br />
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* If you have a problem with something someone's doing, don't call them out on it in the main room. You can fight all you want in PM, or you can PM an op if you feel they should be punished, but try to keep it out of #sydlexia. The command <code>/ignore "Person"</code> makes it so that none of their messages show up on your screen. You might find it useful. This rule only applies for regular users who are bothering you, though. If someone comes here specifically to start shit, they are what is called a troll. Please do not feed the trolls. If someone comes in and is obviously trying to get a rise out of people, don't pay them any mind. Most trolls will just go away if no one bites. The only action that should be taken against trolls is an op disciplining them, you can ask an op if you feel a troll should be punished, but do this in private. Trolls come to the channel because they think it's fun to upset people. Giving them any attention at all is giving them exactly what they came for, encouraging them to continue, and in addition, doesn't do a darn thing. Don't do it.<br />
== Misc. ==<br />
In addition to terms previously explained, there are other things which you may encounter while IRC'ing.<br />
* Netsplit - DALnet, contrary to how some people refer to it, is not a server. It is actually a network of connected IRC servers. When one of these servers disconnects from the rest, any users connected to it will be separated from the rest of the chatters. Everyone on the still-connected servers will see each other, and everyone on the separated server will see each other, but people on one side of the split will not see people on the other side. It will look like everyone on the other side of the split is signing off simultaneously, and their quit message will be their server's name. (eg Quit (toronto.on.ca.dal.net global.hub.dal.net)<br />
* K-Lined - When someone is IP banned from the server (Not just #sydlexia), they are said to have been K-lined.<br />
* Slashes - When someone puts slashes around a word on ChatZilla, it will be italicised. While this does not work on most clients, people using all clients use slashes around a word to note that the word should be italicised.<br />
* Asterisks - Unlike on forums, where placing asterisks on both sides of a bit of text idicate it as an action, in IRC asterisks note that text should be read as though it were bolded. This is because, similarly to how slashes work, asterisks make text appear bold on ChatZilla. On mIRC you can bold text by pressing ctrl+b before and after the part you want bolded.<br />
* To perform an action in IRC, use /me. Note that the text will be written in the third person. So <code>/me penises around a bit</code> will appear as:<br />
<code> * @Socialist_Sophie penises around a bit</code><br />
* Ping - The word "ping" has two meanings in IRC. You have to figure out which is meant by context.<br />
# The more correct usage is to explain your connection to the server. You can find this out by pinging people--<code>/ctcp person ping</code>--or by typing <code>!ping</code> to tell Lexiabot9000 to ping you. The result of a /ctcp ping will probably appear in the status window of your client, as will notifications that other people have pinged you. A ping reply will look like this: <code>[Sapphire_Rose PING reply]: 1sec</code>Which would mean that there is one second of lag between you and Sapphire_Rose. '''Note''' - In addition to ping, there are other /ctcp commands that are used similarly, those being /ctcp time (Which tells you the local time of the person you try it on) and /ctcp version (Which tells you what client they are using). There is also /ctcp finger, which returns their idle time and a finger message, if they have one set. /ctcp finger only works on clients that support it, however, and that might just be mIRC.<br />
# Most clients have the capability to set words which, when someone in the channel says them, will make the client beep and flash. Some clients, such as ChatZilla, automatically set the name you are using as one of these words. For other clients, like mIRC, you have to go into the options menu and set any terms manually. To say someone's name so that their client beeps is sometimes called pinging them.<br />
* If someone's connection lags to the point they are dropped from the server (Their quit message will appear as (ping timeout)) they are said to have "pinged out."<br />
== See also ==<br />
* [[List of important IRC commands]]<br />
* [[LexiaBot9000]]<br />
* [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6287 IRC memorable quotes thread]<br />
[[Category:SydLexia.com]]<br />
[[Category: SydLexia.com IRC Channel]]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LexiaBot9000&diff=9118LexiaBot90002011-02-11T07:21:42Z<p>Fernin: /* Commands */</p>
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<div>'''LexiaBot9000''' is an IRC bot run by [[Fernin]] in the [[SydLexia.com IRC channel]]. The bot was added as a trivia game, though right now the trivia sucks (send Fernin some good pop culture questions about the 80's and early 90's, damnit!). <br />
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== On / Off ==<br />
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LexiaBot9000 is turned on and off based on the privileges it is granted by channel operators. The majority of its functionality can be turned on by granting the bot voice. Some additional bot features require full operator privileges.<br />
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== Commands ==<br />
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<!--Add as many commands as you know, so long as they're interesting--><br />
This is a list of some bot commands. More may be added. <br />
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! <div style="width:200px">Command & Syntax</div> !! What it does !! Example Input !! Example Output<br />
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| <code>!time</code> || Outputs Time || !time || It is 21:27:48 right now<br />
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| <code>!date</code> || Outputs Date & Time || !date || Today is Thu Jan 22 21:30:43 2009.<br />
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| <code>!calc (equation)</code> || Solves Equation || !calc 1+1 || GPFontaine, result is: 2<br />
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| <code>!roll</code> || Rolls a number of dice, up to 10 || !roll 5 || rolls the dice for Crazy_Bastard: 1, 2, 1, 3, 3.<br />
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| <code>!random (number)(number)</code> || Generates an integer between the two numbers || !random 6 10 || 8<br />
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| <code>!convert (number) (C/F) </code> || Convert a temperature. || !convert 60 C || 60° Fahrenheit is 15.555556° Celsius.<br />
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| <code>!seen (name)</code> || State when a person was last in the channel || !seen GPFontaine || GPFontaine was last seen quitting IRC 11 mins ago<br />
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| Timer <br /><code>!timer (seconds) (message)</code><br /><code>!timer off</code> || Turns the timer on or off. || !timer 5 Stuff. <br /> !timer off || Timer activated. <br /> Timer deactivated.<br />
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| Bot Speech <br /> <code>!speak</code><br /><Code>!shutup</code> || Sets the bot to respond or ignore trigger words. Kick triggers are always active. || !speak <br /> !shutup || I can speak! <br /> Shutting up now.<br />
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| Trivia Game <br /> <code>!start</code> <br /><code>!stop</code><br /><code>!rank (name)</code> || Start & Stop the Trivia Game or check someone's rank. || !start <br /> !stop <br /> !rank GPFontaine || Starting Trivia. <br /> Trivia stopped. <br /> GPFontaine has 2 points.<br />
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| <code>!addquestion</code> || Submit a question for the trivia game. || !addquestion || A private message from LexiaBot9000 will be sent with instructions to follow. Only one person may use this command at a time. Allow 30 seconds between uses to avoid confusing LexiaBot9000. All entries are reviewed before they are added to the trivia database.<br />
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| High/Low Game <br /> <code>!hl (on/off) (number)</code> <br /> <code>!hl (number guess)</code> || High / Low game || !hl on 10 <br /> !hl 5 <br /> !hl off || Higher/Lower game enabled <br /> Higher, GPFontaine <br />Higher/Lower game disabled.<br />
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| Timebomb Game <br /><code>!timebomb (name)</code><br /><code>!snip (color)</code>|| Timebomb game... this shit is just mean. Limit your usage or you will be booted. || !timebomb GPFontaine <br /> !snip orange || straps a bomb to GPFontaine's back. The display reads [45] seconds. <br /> ...snip GPFontaine was booted from #sydlexia by LexiaBot9000 (*BOOOM!*)<br />
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| <code>!fortune</code> || Your fortune will be predicted || !fortune || You will meet a dark, handsome stranger.<br />
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| <code>!char (number)</code> || Converts number to ASCII character || !char 43 || ASCII number 43 is equal to +<br />
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| Definitions <br /><code>!define (word)</code><br /><code>!defadd (word)</code><br /><code>!defrem (word)</code> || States a definition, adds a definition, or removes a definition || !define Sydapedia <br /><br />!defadd Sydapedia the source of all that is true in this world.<br /><br />!defrem Sydapedia|| Sydapedia: the source of all that is true in this world.<br /><br />Sydapedia stored succesfully.<br /><br />Sydapedia was removed from database.<br />
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| Mastermind <br /><code>!mastermind</code><br /><code>!guess (####)</code><br /><code>!guess quit</code><br /><code>!score (name)</code> || Starts the Mastermind game, guesses a number, quits the game, or checks someone's score. || !mastermind <br /><br /> !guess 1111 <br /><br /> !guess quit <br /><br /> !score Fernin || I'm thinking of a four digit number, with no 0's in it... <br /><br /> You have 0 correct and 0 out of place. <br /><br /> You pansy, you couldn't even take the time to figure out that the number was 3284? <br /><br /> The average amount of guesses Fernin has used to solve Mastermind is 14.25.<br />
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| Craps <br /><code>!craps (on/off/throw)</code> || Starts the craps game, rolls the dice, or ends the craps game. || !craps on <br /><br /> !craps throw <br /><br /> !craps off || Place ya bets! <br /><br /> rolls the dice for Fernin: 3 and 6. Fernin, your target number is now 9. Roll again! <br /><br /> Smart Idea, since you aren't exactly James Bond. Come back again when you're not so unlucky.<br />
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| Money Making Game <br /><code>!money </code><br /><code>!money (1/2/3)</code> || Play the Money Making Game. || !money<br /><br /> !money 1<br /> || Let's Play Money Making Game! <br /><br /> Fernin: -10 -50 +50<br /> Fernin: Sorry, you lose 10 points. <br />
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| Roulette <br /><code>!roulette </code><br /><code>!bet (amount) (type)</code> || Play roulette, place a bet. || !roulette <br /><br /> !bet 10 black || Let's play roulette! <br /><br /> Bet accepted.<br />
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| Russian Roulette <br /><code>!rr #</code><br /><code>!fire</code> || Play Russian Roulette with the specified number of bullets, and fire the gun. || !rr 1<br /><br /> !fire || The bullet is in place! Type !fire to try your luck! <br /> Click! That chamber was empty, Fernin has survived!<br />
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| Rock Paper Scissors <br /><code>!rps (rock/paper/scissors)</code> || Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot. || !rps rock<br /> !rps paper<br /> !rps scissors || throws scissors! You win! <br /> throws paper! It's a tie! <br /> throws rock! You lose!<br />
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| Hot Potato <br /><code>!potato</code><br /><code>!pass (name/trash)</code> || Play Hot Potato, pass the potato to another person or put the potato into the trash. || !potato <br /><br /> !pass GPFontaine <br /><br /> !pass trash || Hot potato! Fernin has the potato right now. Quick, !pass it to somebody else! <br /><br /> Fernin has passed the potato to GPFontaine! Better hurry and pass it to someone else! <br \><br /> Fernin has thrown the potato in the garbage. Game over, folks. <br />
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| Hangman <br /><code>!hangman</code><br /><code>!hangman off</code><br /><code>!letter </code><br /><code>!word</code><br /><code>!addword</code> || Play hangman, turn hangman off, guess a letter or a word, and add a word to the hangman database|| !hangman <br /><br /> !hangman off <br /><br /> !letter e <br /><br /> !word testing <br /><br /> !addword polesmoker|| Let's play hangman! <br /><br /> The word was communism. Game ended. <br /><br /> e is not in the word. 1 wrong guess so far. <br /><br /> testing is not the word I'm thinking of. <br /><br /> New word added to my database.<br />
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| Hangvowel <br /><code>!hangvowel</code><br /><code>!hangvowel off</code><br /><code>!hanganswer</code> || Play hangvowel, turn hangvowel off, guess a word. || !hangvowel <br /><br /> !hangvowel off <br /><br /> !hanganswer metal || Let's play hangvowel! <br /><br /> The word was Nepal. Game ended. <br /><br /> metal is not the word I'm thinking of.<br />
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| Snakes & Ladders <br /><code>!snakes on</code><br /><code>!snakes (1/2/3/4)</code><br /><code>!snakes start</code><br /><code>!snakes spin </code><br /><code>!snakes quit</code> || Starts Snakes & Ladders, picks player number, starts the actual game, spins the spinner, or quits the Snakes & Ladders Game. || !snakes on <br /><br /> !snakes 1 <br /><br /> !snakes start <br /><br />!snakes spin <br /><br /> !snakes quit || Spin the spinner and get to the top first! Who's playing? <br /><br /> Player 1: Crazy_Bastard. <br /><br /> Starting the game with 2 players, Crazy_Bastard is up first! <br /><br />Crazy_Bastard moves their piece to 4. You listened to the ops and shut up when you were told to! Your piece is moved forward to 14. <br /><br /> I guess you just have no inner child.<br />
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| Anagram <br /><code>!anagram</code><br /><code>!anagram (word)</code><br /><code>!anagram quit</code> || Starts Anagram game or rescrambles the word, take a guess at the word, and quit the game. || !anagram <br /><br /> !anagram lyosslmig <br /><br /> !anagram quit || The scrambled word is lsgioylsm. <br /><br /> The scrambled word is lyosslmig. <br /><br /> The word was: syllogism.<br />
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| 8ball <br /><code>!8ball (question)</code> || Ask a question and get a response from the 8ball. || !8ball Will you answer my question? || Signs point to yes.<br />
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| Tic Tac Toe, 1 player <br /><code>!ttt1</code><br /><code>!ttt1 (1-9)</code><br /><code>!ttt1 quit</code> || Starts Tic Tac Toe game, picks a spot to put an X, and quits the game. || !ttt1 <br /><br /> !ttt1 1 <br /><br /> !ttt1 quit || Tic Tac Toe! One player mode! Type !ttt1 # to start playing! <br /><br /> X O * <br /> * * * <br /> * * * <br /><br /> What, you want to wimp out of a game of tic tac toe? You must be the world's biggest pansy.<br />
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| Tic Tac Toe, 2 player <br /><code>!ttt2</code><br /><code>!ttt2 (p1/p2)</code><br /><code>!ttt2 (1-9)</code><br /><code>!ttt2 quit</code> || Starts Tic Tac Toe game, selects players, picks a spot to put an X or an O, and quits the game. || !ttt2 <br /><br /> !ttt2 p1 <br /><br /> !ttt2 5 <br /><br /> !ttt2 quit || Tic Tac Toe! Tic Tac Toe! Two player mode! Who's playing today? Type !ttt2 p1 or !ttt2 p2 to join in! <br /><br /> Player 1 is Fernin! <br /><br />* * * <br /> * X * <br /> * * * <br /><br /> What, you want to wimp out of a game of tic tac toe? You must be the world's biggest pansy.<br />
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| Blackjack <br /><code>!blackjack</code><br /><code>!hit</code><br /><code>!stand</code> || Play blackjack! || !blackjack <br /> !hit <br /> !stand || Your hand is: 5C QD. <br /> You have been dealt: AS. <br /> The housebot's hand is: 5S 6D. <br />
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| Slap! <br /><code>!slap (name)</code><br /><code>!addslap (text)</code> || Slaps someone, or adds a new slap to the bot's database. || !slap FigNewton <br /> !addslap slaps $2 with Patrick Duffy. || Lexiabot9000 slaps FigNewton with Uwe Boll's severed head! <br /> Custom slap #20 added to my database.<br />
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| Jukebox <br /><code>!song</code><br /><code>!addsong (URL)</code> || Picks a random song from the Jukebox database, or adds a song to it. Youtube URLs only, please. || !jukebox <br /> !addsong || 897 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwEgFMhGkfU <br /> Song #1106 added to my database.<br />
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| Plinko <br /><code> !plinko (1-5)</code> || Starts a game of Plinko, dropping the chip down the indicated slot. || !plinko 5 || Crazy_Bastard drops a chip down the fifth slot!<br />The chip lands in the fifth spot! Crazy_Bastard loses 100 points!<br />
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| Challenge <br /><code>!challenge (name)</code><br /><code>!accept/!decline</code><br /><code>!shoot</code> || Challenges someone to a duel, accepts or declines it, and shoots someone. || !challenge Preng <br /> !accept <br /> !shoot || Preng has been challenged by Fernin! Do you !accept, or !decline? <br /> Preng has accepted Fernin's challenge! On my mark... !shoot to kill. <br /> Preng was kicked by Lexiabot9000 (BANG!)<br />
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== Trivia Game Courtesy ==<br />
Trivia can be fun, but can also irritate the hell out of people. Follow these, and we'll all get along.<br />
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* Chat takes priority over trivia. If people are talking, ask before hitting !start. If someone says !stop, trivia is over. On the flip side, if you have nothing to chat about, don't stop trivia just because you don't like it. <br />
* Try not to answer questions that you submitted, that's pretty much cheating. Give others a chance, and if they don't get it after three hints, then go ahead and answer it.<br />
* Try not to answer questions that you've seen before. There's only so many questions still, so repeats happen a lot. Give others a chance that may not have seen the question yet. <br />
* The exception to the above is if it's a question that you know everyone has seen, or if it's a Quick! Quick! question. <br />
* Answers which are numbers that are less than 100 are ALL written out. So, if the answer happens to be 3, or 12, or 97, it'll actually be three, twelve, or ninety-seven. This is because of the hint system, and also to prevent the insanely annoying situation where multiple people are spamming "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7!" trying to find the right number quickly. <br />
* Server lag happens. On your screen, what you send will appear in the chatroom immediately. On everyone else's screens, that may not be the case. While it may look like you answered first on your screen, the bot always recognizes the person who appears on its own screen first. This isn't bullshit, it's the internet, so don't bitch about it. <br />
* Being an idiot and making joke answers to <i>every</i> question isn't entertaining. Maybe you're laughing at it, but nobody else is. The same goes for blatantly ignoring the hints that the bot gives when trying to answer seriously, it just makes you look like a gigantic idiot. The hints are there for a reason, to try to help you get the answer, and they are, believe it or not, accurate. The number of asterisks plus revealed letters will always be the same length as the answer itself, and the revealed letters are always in the correct place.<br />
* Don't even think about going to google, wikipedia, gamefaqs, or any other place to look up the answers. That's just plain lame. If you don't know it, too bad.<br />
* The bot is buggy when it comes to giving hints or answers that have numbers in them. This is a known bug, and something that can't be fixed, so kindly stop pointing it out or being all "WTF?!" over it. Furthermore, questions themselves can become completely buggy over time. This happens when a command word (like !char or !rr) is in the answer. The bot gets hung up and confused when it sees a command word, and doesn't recognize the answer for what it is. Spamming what you know is the answer sure as hell ain't gonna do any good.<br />
* When submitting questions, don't submit idiotic nonsense like, "Hello./Spikey Love Nipples" or "Hahahahahahaha./Hahahahaha Hahahaha". And please, no 4chan memes.<br />
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== Trigger Words ==<br />
<!--Please don't add a list of word triggers--><br />
The bot also triggers off of some words and phrases, such as "Porn", "Bot", and "bored". No, they're not all going to be listed. Finding them is half the fun.<br />
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*Note: The bot now has the commands !shutup and !speak. These commands turn the triggers off and on, respectively.<br />
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== Other Bot Stuff == <br />
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Some games have a 5 second delay timer on them to prevent bot spam. So far as I can remember, this is currently limited to the !letter command of the Hangman game, and the !fire command of Russian Roulette. <br />
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When playing the !anagram game, correct letters in guesses are capitalized. Additionally, any capitalized letters in the initial jumble are capitalized in the unscrambled word (For example, "TheRiddler" would show as "leheRidrTd", and a guess of "rhetiddler" would be displayed by the bot as "rHEtIDDLER").<br />
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Timebombing or passing the potato to someone who is AFK is nothing short of a dick move, and will get you kicked. That's the reason both of those games can only be turned on by the ops, since the power to kick anyone just shouldn't be available to anyone at all times. Just don't do it.<br />
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Only one timebomb can be out at any given time, and you can't cut the wires on a bomb that isn't on your own body. You can only save yourself, not anyone else.<br />
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While you are free to define and redefine any word or phrase you like, don't use the bot to troll. Also, if there's a disagreement about what something's definition should be, don't get into a definition war and go back and forth removing and redefining it. This is about the most immature thing you can possibly do with the bot and will only serve to piss off the ops, and probably everyone else in the room.<br />
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Any new games may well still be going under beta testing, so don't expect them to work perfectly all the time. If you find any glitches, bugs, or other mistakes, report them to Fernin.<br />
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The !8ball is meant for yes or no questions. If you ask it an open ended question and yell at it for not giving you a good answer, you can expect to be yelled at by whoever else is in the room, because you're probably a moron!<br />
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Ask the bot "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" with the !8ball command sometime, you'll get some fun results.<br />
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The command to turn something off is nearly always "off" or "quit". If one doesn't work, try the other.<br />
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Bets you can make in roulette are: Any number between 0 and 36, 00, first, second, third, top, bottom, red, black, odd, or even.<br />
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The Tic Tac Toe board and input goes from 1 to 9, as seen here: <br />
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1 2 3<br><br />
4 5 6<br><br />
7 8 9<br />
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As of now, the bot has no AI in the Tic Tac Toe game, it only picks spots randomly. The AI will come when Fernin has time for it, so don't bring it up, unless you want a rather angry op.<br />
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Some commands and triggers will only work when the bot has ops.<br />
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The bot does occasionally encounter glitches when trying to access the rank file, and as such, you may lose points you !bet on something. Not much can be done about this, honestly.<br />
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[[Category: SydLexia.com IRC Channel]]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LexiaBot9000&diff=9086LexiaBot90002011-02-07T20:53:51Z<p>Fernin: /* Other Bot Stuff */</p>
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<div>'''LexiaBot9000''' is an IRC bot run by [[Fernin]] in the [[SydLexia.com IRC channel]]. The bot was added as a trivia game, though right now the trivia sucks (send Fernin some good pop culture questions about the 80's and early 90's, damnit!). <br />
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== On / Off ==<br />
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LexiaBot9000 is turned on and off based on the privileges it is granted by channel operators. The majority of its functionality can be turned on by granting the bot voice. Some additional bot features require full operator privileges.<br />
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== Commands ==<br />
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<!--Add as many commands as you know, so long as they're interesting--><br />
This is a list of some bot commands. More may be added. <br />
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 |<br />
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! <div style="width:200px">Command & Syntax</div> !! What it does !! Example Input !! Example Output<br />
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| <code>!time</code> || Outputs Time || !time || It is 21:27:48 right now<br />
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| <code>!date</code> || Outputs Date & Time || !date || Today is Thu Jan 22 21:30:43 2009.<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!calc (equation)</code> || Solves Equation || !calc 1+1 || GPFontaine, result is: 2<br />
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| <code>!roll</code> || Rolls a number of dice, up to 10 || !roll 5 || rolls the dice for Crazy_Bastard: 1, 2, 1, 3, 3.<br />
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| <code>!random (number)(number)</code> || Generates an integer between the two numbers || !random 6 10 || 8<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!convert (number) (C/F) </code> || Convert a temperature. || !convert 60 C || 60° Fahrenheit is 15.555556° Celsius.<br />
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| <code>!seen (name)</code> || State when a person was last in the channel || !seen GPFontaine || GPFontaine was last seen quitting IRC 11 mins ago<br />
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| Timer <br /><code>!timer (seconds) (message)</code><br /><code>!timer off</code> || Turns the timer on or off. || !timer 5 Stuff. <br /> !timer off || Timer activated. <br /> Timer deactivated.<br />
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| Bot Speech <br /> <code>!speak</code><br /><Code>!shutup</code> || Sets the bot to respond or ignore trigger words. Kick triggers are always active. || !speak <br /> !shutup || I can speak! <br /> Shutting up now.<br />
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| Trivia Game <br /> <code>!start</code> <br /><code>!stop</code><br /><code>!rank (name)</code> || Start & Stop the Trivia Game or check someone's rank. || !start <br /> !stop <br /> !rank GPFontaine || Starting Trivia. <br /> Trivia stopped. <br /> GPFontaine has 2 points.<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!addquestion</code> || Submit a question for the trivia game. || !addquestion || A private message from LexiaBot9000 will be sent with instructions to follow. Only one person may use this command at a time. Allow 30 seconds between uses to avoid confusing LexiaBot9000. All entries are reviewed before they are added to the trivia database.<br />
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| High/Low Game <br /> <code>!hl (on/off) (number)</code> <br /> <code>!hl (number guess)</code> || High / Low game || !hl on 10 <br /> !hl 5 <br /> !hl off || Higher/Lower game enabled <br /> Higher, GPFontaine <br />Higher/Lower game disabled.<br />
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| Timebomb Game <br /><code>!timebomb (name)</code><br /><code>!snip (color)</code>|| Timebomb game... this shit is just mean. Limit your usage or you will be booted. || !timebomb GPFontaine <br /> !snip orange || straps a bomb to GPFontaine's back. The display reads [45] seconds. <br /> ...snip GPFontaine was booted from #sydlexia by LexiaBot9000 (*BOOOM!*)<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!fortune</code> || Your fortune will be predicted || !fortune || You will meet a dark, handsome stranger.<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!char (number)</code> || Converts number to ASCII character || !char 43 || ASCII number 43 is equal to +<br />
|-<br />
| Definitions <br /><code>!define (word)</code><br /><code>!defadd (word)</code><br /><code>!defrem (word)</code> || States a definition, adds a definition, or removes a definition || !define Sydapedia <br /><br />!defadd Sydapedia the source of all that is true in this world.<br /><br />!defrem Sydapedia|| Sydapedia: the source of all that is true in this world.<br /><br />Sydapedia stored succesfully.<br /><br />Sydapedia was removed from database.<br />
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| Mastermind <br /><code>!mastermind</code><br /><code>!guess (####)</code><br /><code>!guess quit</code><br /><code>!score (name)</code> || Starts the Mastermind game, guesses a number, quits the game, or checks someone's score. || !mastermind <br /><br /> !guess 1111 <br /><br /> !guess quit <br /><br /> !score Fernin || I'm thinking of a four digit number, with no 0's in it... <br /><br /> You have 0 correct and 0 out of place. <br /><br /> You pansy, you couldn't even take the time to figure out that the number was 3284? <br /><br /> The average amount of guesses Fernin has used to solve Mastermind is 14.25.<br />
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| Craps <br /><code>!craps (on/off/throw)</code> || Starts the craps game, rolls the dice, or ends the craps game. || !craps on <br /><br /> !craps throw <br /><br /> !craps off || Place ya bets! <br /><br /> rolls the dice for Fernin: 3 and 6. Fernin, your target number is now 9. Roll again! <br /><br /> Smart Idea, since you aren't exactly James Bond. Come back again when you're not so unlucky.<br />
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| Money Making Game <br /><code>!money </code><br /><code>!money (1/2/3)</code> || Play the Money Making Game. || !money<br /><br /> !money 1<br /> || Let's Play Money Making Game! <br /><br /> Fernin: -10 -50 +50<br /> Fernin: Sorry, you lose 10 points. <br />
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| Roulette <br /><code>!roulette </code><br /><code>!bet (amount) (type)</code> || Play roulette, place a bet. || !roulette <br /><br /> !bet 10 black || Let's play roulette! <br /><br /> Bet accepted.<br />
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| Russian Roulette <br /><code>!rr #</code><br /><code>!fire</code> || Play Russian Roulette with the specified number of bullets, and fire the gun. || !rr 1<br /><br /> !fire || The bullet is in place! Type !fire to try your luck! <br /> Click! That chamber was empty, Fernin has survived!<br />
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| Rock Paper Scissors <br /><code>!rps (rock/paper/scissors)</code> || Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot. || !rps rock<br /> !rps paper<br /> !rps scissors || throws scissors! You win! <br /> throws paper! It's a tie! <br /> throws rock! You lose!<br />
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| Hot Potato <br /><code>!potato</code><br /><code>!pass (name/trash)</code> || Play Hot Potato, pass the potato to another person or put the potato into the trash. || !potato <br /><br /> !pass GPFontaine <br /><br /> !pass trash || Hot potato! Fernin has the potato right now. Quick, !pass it to somebody else! <br /><br /> Fernin has passed the potato to GPFontaine! Better hurry and pass it to someone else! <br \><br /> Fernin has thrown the potato in the garbage. Game over, folks. <br />
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| Hangman <br /><code>!hangman</code><br /><code>!hangman off</code><br /><code>!letter </code><br /><code>!word</code><br /><code>!addword</code> || Play hangman, turn hangman off, guess a letter or a word, and add a word to the hangman database|| !hangman <br /><br /> !hangman off <br /><br /> !letter e <br /><br /> !word testing <br /><br /> !addword polesmoker|| Let's play hangman! <br /><br /> The word was communism. Game ended. <br /><br /> e is not in the word. 1 wrong guess so far. <br /><br /> testing is not the word I'm thinking of. <br /><br /> New word added to my database.<br />
|-<br />
| Hangvowel <br /><code>!hangvowel</code><br /><code>!hangvowel off</code><br /><code>!hanganswer</code> || Play hangvowel, turn hangvowel off, guess a word. || !hangvowel <br /><br /> !hangvowel off <br /><br /> !hanganswer metal || Let's play hangvowel! <br /><br /> The word was Nepal. Game ended. <br /><br /> metal is not the word I'm thinking of.<br />
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| Snakes & Ladders <br /><code>!snakes on</code><br /><code>!snakes (1/2/3/4)</code><br /><code>!snakes start</code><br /><code>!snakes spin </code><br /><code>!snakes quit</code> || Starts Snakes & Ladders, picks player number, starts the actual game, spins the spinner, or quits the Snakes & Ladders Game. || !snakes on <br /><br /> !snakes 1 <br /><br /> !snakes start <br /><br />!snakes spin <br /><br /> !snakes quit || Spin the spinner and get to the top first! Who's playing? <br /><br /> Player 1: Crazy_Bastard. <br /><br /> Starting the game with 2 players, Crazy_Bastard is up first! <br /><br />Crazy_Bastard moves their piece to 4. You listened to the ops and shut up when you were told to! Your piece is moved forward to 14. <br /><br /> I guess you just have no inner child.<br />
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| Anagram <br /><code>!anagram</code><br /><code>!anagram (word)</code><br /><code>!anagram quit</code> || Starts Anagram game or rescrambles the word, take a guess at the word, and quit the game. || !anagram <br /><br /> !anagram lyosslmig <br /><br /> !anagram quit || The scrambled word is lsgioylsm. <br /><br /> The scrambled word is lyosslmig. <br /><br /> The word was: syllogism.<br />
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| 8ball <br /><code>!8ball (question)</code> || Ask a question and get a response from the 8ball. || !8ball Will you answer my question? || Signs point to yes.<br />
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| Tic Tac Toe, 1 player <br /><code>!ttt1</code><br /><code>!ttt1 (1-9)</code><br /><code>!ttt1 quit</code> || Starts Tic Tac Toe game, picks a spot to put an X, and quits the game. || !ttt1 <br /><br /> !ttt1 1 <br /><br /> !ttt1 quit || Tic Tac Toe! One player mode! Type !ttt1 # to start playing! <br /><br /> X O * <br /> * * * <br /> * * * <br /><br /> What, you want to wimp out of a game of tic tac toe? You must be the world's biggest pansy.<br />
|-<br />
| Tic Tac Toe, 2 player <br /><code>!ttt2</code><br /><code>!ttt2 (p1/p2)</code><br /><code>!ttt2 (1-9)</code><br /><code>!ttt2 quit</code> || Starts Tic Tac Toe game, selects players, picks a spot to put an X or an O, and quits the game. || !ttt2 <br /><br /> !ttt2 p1 <br /><br /> !ttt2 5 <br /><br /> !ttt2 quit || Tic Tac Toe! Tic Tac Toe! Two player mode! Who's playing today? Type !ttt2 p1 or !ttt2 p2 to join in! <br /><br /> Player 1 is Fernin! <br /><br />* * * <br /> * X * <br /> * * * <br /><br /> What, you want to wimp out of a game of tic tac toe? You must be the world's biggest pansy.<br />
|-<br />
| Blackjack <br /><code>!blackjack</code><br /><code>!hit</code><br /><code>!stand</code> || Play blackjack! || !blackjack <br /> !hit <br /> !stand || Your hand is: 5C QD. <br /> You have been dealt: AS. <br /> The housebot's hand is: 5S 6D. <br />
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| Slap! <br /><code>!slap (name)</code><br /><code>!addslap (text)</code> || Slaps someone, or adds a new slap to the bot's database. || !slap FigNewton <br /> !addslap slaps $2 with Patrick Duffy. || Lexiabot9000 slaps FigNewton with Uwe Boll's severed head! <br /> Custom slap #20 added to my database.<br />
|-<br />
| Jukebox <br /><code>!song</code><br /><code>!addsong (URL)</code> || Picks a random song from the Jukebox database, or adds a song to it. Youtube URLs only, please. || !jukebox <br /> !addsong || 897 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwEgFMhGkfU <br /> Song #1106 added to my database.<br />
|-<br />
| Plinko <br /><code> !plinko (1-5)</code> || Starts a game of Plinko, dropping the chip down the indicated slot || !plinko 5 || Crazy_Bastard drops a chip down the fifth slot!<br />The chip lands in the fifth spot! Crazy_Bastard loses 100 points!<br />
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|}<br />
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== Trivia Game Courtesy ==<br />
Trivia can be fun, but can also irritate the hell out of people. Follow these, and we'll all get along.<br />
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* Chat takes priority over trivia. If people are talking, ask before hitting !start. If someone says !stop, trivia is over. On the flip side, if you have nothing to chat about, don't stop trivia just because you don't like it. <br />
* Try not to answer questions that you submitted, that's pretty much cheating. Give others a chance, and if they don't get it after three hints, then go ahead and answer it.<br />
* Try not to answer questions that you've seen before. There's only so many questions still, so repeats happen a lot. Give others a chance that may not have seen the question yet. <br />
* The exception to the above is if it's a question that you know everyone has seen, or if it's a Quick! Quick! question. <br />
* Answers which are numbers that are less than 100 are ALL written out. So, if the answer happens to be 3, or 12, or 97, it'll actually be three, twelve, or ninety-seven. This is because of the hint system, and also to prevent the insanely annoying situation where multiple people are spamming "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7!" trying to find the right number quickly. <br />
* Server lag happens. On your screen, what you send will appear in the chatroom immediately. On everyone else's screens, that may not be the case. While it may look like you answered first on your screen, the bot always recognizes the person who appears on its own screen first. This isn't bullshit, it's the internet, so don't bitch about it. <br />
* Being an idiot and making joke answers to <i>every</i> question isn't entertaining. Maybe you're laughing at it, but nobody else is. The same goes for blatantly ignoring the hints that the bot gives when trying to answer seriously, it just makes you look like a gigantic idiot. The hints are there for a reason, to try to help you get the answer, and they are, believe it or not, accurate. The number of asterisks plus revealed letters will always be the same length as the answer itself, and the revealed letters are always in the correct place.<br />
* Don't even think about going to google, wikipedia, gamefaqs, or any other place to look up the answers. That's just plain lame. If you don't know it, too bad.<br />
* The bot is buggy when it comes to giving hints or answers that have numbers in them. This is a known bug, and something that can't be fixed, so kindly stop pointing it out or being all "WTF?!" over it. Furthermore, questions themselves can become completely buggy over time. This happens when a command word (like !char or !rr) is in the answer. The bot gets hung up and confused when it sees a command word, and doesn't recognize the answer for what it is. Spamming what you know is the answer sure as hell ain't gonna do any good.<br />
* When submitting questions, don't submit idiotic nonsense like, "Hello./Spikey Love Nipples" or "Hahahahahahaha./Hahahahaha Hahahaha". And please, no 4chan memes.<br />
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== Trigger Words ==<br />
<!--Please don't add a list of word triggers--><br />
The bot also triggers off of some words and phrases, such as "Porn", "Bot", and "bored". No, they're not all going to be listed. Finding them is half the fun.<br />
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*Note: The bot now has the commands !shutup and !speak. These commands turn the triggers off and on, respectively.<br />
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== Other Bot Stuff == <br />
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Some games have a 5 second delay timer on them to prevent bot spam. So far as I can remember, this is currently limited to the !letter command of the Hangman game, and the !fire command of Russian Roulette. <br />
<br />
When playing the !anagram game, correct letters in guesses are capitalized. Additionally, any capitalized letters in the initial jumble are capitalized in the unscrambled word (For example, "TheRiddler" would show as "leheRidrTd", and a guess of "rhetiddler" would be displayed by the bot as "rHEtIDDLER").<br />
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Timebombing or passing the potato to someone who is AFK is nothing short of a dick move, and will get you kicked. That's the reason both of those games can only be turned on by the ops, since the power to kick anyone just shouldn't be available to anyone at all times. Just don't do it.<br />
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Only one timebomb can be out at any given time, and you can't cut the wires on a bomb that isn't on your own body. You can only save yourself, not anyone else.<br />
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While you are free to define and redefine any word or phrase you like, don't use the bot to troll. Also, if there's a disagreement about what something's definition should be, don't get into a definition war and go back and forth removing and redefining it. This is about the most immature thing you can possibly do with the bot and will only serve to piss off the ops, and probably everyone else in the room.<br />
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Any new games may well still be going under beta testing, so don't expect them to work perfectly all the time. If you find any glitches, bugs, or other mistakes, report them to Fernin.<br />
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The !8ball is meant for yes or no questions. If you ask it an open ended question and yell at it for not giving you a good answer, you can expect to be yelled at by whoever else is in the room, because you're probably a moron!<br />
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Ask the bot "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" with the !8ball command sometime, you'll get some fun results.<br />
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The command to turn something off is nearly always "off" or "quit". If one doesn't work, try the other.<br />
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Bets you can make in roulette are: Any number between 0 and 36, 00, first, second, third, top, bottom, red, black, odd, or even.<br />
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The Tic Tac Toe board and input goes from 1 to 9, as seen here: <br />
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1 2 3<br><br />
4 5 6<br><br />
7 8 9<br />
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As of now, the bot has no AI in the Tic Tac Toe game, it only picks spots randomly. The AI will come when Fernin has time for it, so don't bring it up, unless you want a rather angry op.<br />
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Some commands and triggers will only work when the bot has ops.<br />
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The bot does occasionally encounter glitches when trying to access the rank file, and as such, you may lose points you !bet on something. Not much can be done about this, honestly.<br />
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[[Category: SydLexia.com IRC Channel]]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LexiaBot9000&diff=9036LexiaBot90002011-01-11T20:43:11Z<p>Fernin: /* Commands */</p>
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<div>'''LexiaBot9000''' is an IRC bot run by [[Fernin]] in the [[SydLexia.com IRC channel]]. The bot was added as a trivia game, though right now the trivia sucks (send Fernin some good pop culture questions about the 80's and early 90's, damnit!). <br />
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== On / Off ==<br />
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LexiaBot9000 is turned on and off based on the privileges it is granted by channel operators. The majority of its functionality can be turned on by granting the bot voice. Some additional bot features require full operator privileges.<br />
<br />
== Commands ==<br />
<br />
<!--Add as many commands as you know, so long as they're interesting--><br />
This is a list of some bot commands. More may be added. <br />
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 |<br />
|-<br />
! <div style="width:200px">Command & Syntax</div> !! What it does !! Example Input !! Example Output<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!time</code> || Outputs Time || !time || It is 21:27:48 right now<br />
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| <code>!date</code> || Outputs Date & Time || !date || Today is Thu Jan 22 21:30:43 2009.<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!calc (equation)</code> || Solves Equation || !calc 1+1 || GPFontaine, result is: 2<br />
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| <code>!roll</code> || Rolls a number of dice, up to 10 || !roll 5 || rolls the dice for Crazy_Bastard: 1, 2, 1, 3, 3.<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!random (number)(number)</code> || Generates an integer between the two numbers || !random 6 10 || 8<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!convert (number) (C/F) </code> || Convert a temperature. || !convert 60 C || 60° Fahrenheit is 15.555556° Celsius.<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!seen (name)</code> || State when a person was last in the channel || !seen GPFontaine || GPFontaine was last seen quitting IRC 11 mins ago<br />
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| Timer <br /><code>!timer (seconds) (message)</code><br /><code>!timer off</code> || Turns the timer on or off. || !timer 5 Stuff. <br /> !timer off || Timer activated. <br /> Timer deactivated.<br />
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| Bot Speech <br /> <code>!speak</code><br /><Code>!shutup</code> || Sets the bot to respond or ignore trigger words. Kick triggers are always active. || !speak <br /> !shutup || I can speak! <br /> Shutting up now.<br />
|-<br />
| Trivia Game <br /> <code>!start</code> <br /><code>!stop</code><br /><code>!rank (name)</code> || Start & Stop the Trivia Game or check someone's rank. || !start <br /> !stop <br /> !rank GPFontaine || Starting Trivia. <br /> Trivia stopped. <br /> GPFontaine has 2 points.<br />
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| <code>!addquestion</code> || Submit a question for the trivia game. || !addquestion || A private message from LexiaBot9000 will be sent with instructions to follow. Only one person may use this command at a time. Allow 30 seconds between uses to avoid confusing LexiaBot9000. All entries are reviewed before they are added to the trivia database.<br />
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| High/Low Game <br /> <code>!hl (on/off) (number)</code> <br /> <code>!hl (number guess)</code> || High / Low game || !hl on 10 <br /> !hl 5 <br /> !hl off || Higher/Lower game enabled <br /> Higher, GPFontaine <br />Higher/Lower game disabled.<br />
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| Timebomb Game <br /><code>!timebomb (name)</code><br /><code>!snip (color)</code>|| Timebomb game... this shit is just mean. Limit your usage or you will be booted. || !timebomb GPFontaine <br /> !snip orange || straps a bomb to GPFontaine's back. The display reads [45] seconds. <br /> ...snip GPFontaine was booted from #sydlexia by LexiaBot9000 (*BOOOM!*)<br />
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| <code>!fortune</code> || Your fortune will be predicted || !fortune || You will meet a dark, handsome stranger.<br />
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| <code>!char (number)</code> || Converts number to ASCII character || !char 43 || ASCII number 43 is equal to +<br />
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| Definitions <br /><code>!define (word)</code><br /><code>!defadd (word)</code><br /><code>!defrem (word)</code> || States a definition, adds a definition, or removes a definition || !define Sydapedia <br /><br />!defadd Sydapedia the source of all that is true in this world.<br /><br />!defrem Sydapedia|| Sydapedia: the source of all that is true in this world.<br /><br />Sydapedia stored succesfully.<br /><br />Sydapedia was removed from database.<br />
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| Mastermind <br /><code>!mastermind</code><br /><code>!guess (####)</code><br /><code>!guess quit</code><br /><code>!score (name)</code> || Starts the Mastermind game, guesses a number, quits the game, or checks someone's score. || !mastermind <br /><br /> !guess 1111 <br /><br /> !guess quit <br /><br /> !score Fernin || I'm thinking of a four digit number, with no 0's in it... <br /><br /> You have 0 correct and 0 out of place. <br /><br /> You pansy, you couldn't even take the time to figure out that the number was 3284? <br /><br /> The average amount of guesses Fernin has used to solve Mastermind is 14.25.<br />
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| Craps <br /><code>!craps (on/off/throw)</code> || Starts the craps game, rolls the dice, or ends the craps game. || !craps on <br /><br /> !craps throw <br /><br /> !craps off || Place ya bets! <br /><br /> rolls the dice for Fernin: 3 and 6. Fernin, your target number is now 9. Roll again! <br /><br /> Smart Idea, since you aren't exactly James Bond. Come back again when you're not so unlucky.<br />
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| Money Making Game <br /><code>!money </code><br /><code>!money (1/2/3)</code> || Play the Money Making Game. || !money<br /><br /> !money 1<br /> || Let's Play Money Making Game! <br /><br /> Fernin: -10 -50 +50<br /> Fernin: Sorry, you lose 10 points. <br />
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| Roulette <br /><code>!roulette </code><br /><code>!bet (amount) (type)</code> || Play roulette, place a bet. || !roulette <br /><br /> !bet 10 black || Let's play roulette! <br /><br /> Bet accepted.<br />
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| Russian Roulette <br /><code>!rr #</code><br /><code>!fire</code> || Play Russian Roulette with the specified number of bullets, and fire the gun. || !rr 1<br /><br /> !fire || The bullet is in place! Type !fire to try your luck! <br /> Click! That chamber was empty, Fernin has survived!<br />
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| Rock Paper Scissors <br /><code>!rps (rock/paper/scissors)</code> || Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot. || !rps rock<br /> !rps paper<br /> !rps scissors || throws scissors! You win! <br /> throws paper! It's a tie! <br /> throws rock! You lose!<br />
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| Hot Potato <br /><code>!potato</code><br /><code>!pass (name/trash)</code> || Play Hot Potato, pass the potato to another person or put the potato into the trash. || !potato <br /><br /> !pass GPFontaine <br /><br /> !pass trash || Hot potato! Fernin has the potato right now. Quick, !pass it to somebody else! <br /><br /> Fernin has passed the potato to GPFontaine! Better hurry and pass it to someone else! <br \><br /> Fernin has thrown the potato in the garbage. Game over, folks. <br />
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| Hangman <br /><code>!hangman</code><br /><code>!hangman off</code><br /><code>!letter </code><br /><code>!word</code><br /><code>!addword</code> || Play hangman, turn hangman off, guess a letter or a word, and add a word to the hangman database|| !hangman <br /><br /> !hangman off <br /><br /> !letter e <br /><br /> !word testing <br /><br /> !addword polesmoker|| Let's play hangman! <br /><br /> The word was communism. Game ended. <br /><br /> e is not in the word. 1 wrong guess so far. <br /><br /> testing is not the word I'm thinking of. <br /><br /> New word added to my database.<br />
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| Hangvowel <br /><code>!hangvowel</code><br /><code>!hangvowel off</code><br /><code>!hanganswer</code> || Play hangvowel, turn hangvowel off, guess a word. || !hangvowel <br /><br /> !hangvowel off <br /><br /> !hanganswer metal || Let's play hangvowel! <br /><br /> The word was Nepal. Game ended. <br /><br /> metal is not the word I'm thinking of.<br />
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| Snakes & Ladders <br /><code>!snakes on</code><br /><code>!snakes (1/2/3/4)</code><br /><code>!snakes start</code><br /><code>!snakes spin </code><br /><code>!snakes quit</code> || Starts Snakes & Ladders, picks player number, starts the actual game, spins the spinner, or quits the Snakes & Ladders Game. || !snakes on <br /><br /> !snakes 1 <br /><br /> !snakes start <br /><br />!snakes spin <br /><br /> !snakes quit || Spin the spinner and get to the top first! Who's playing? <br /><br /> Player 1: Crazy_Bastard. <br /><br /> Starting the game with 2 players, Crazy_Bastard is up first! <br /><br />Crazy_Bastard moves their piece to 4. You listened to the ops and shut up when you were told to! Your piece is moved forward to 14. <br /><br /> I guess you just have no inner child.<br />
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| Anagram <br /><code>!anagram</code><br /><code>!anagram (word)</code><br /><code>!anagram quit</code> || Starts Anagram game or rescrambles the word, take a guess at the word, and quit the game. || !anagram <br /><br /> !anagram lyosslmig <br /><br /> !anagram quit || The scrambled word is lsgioylsm. <br /><br /> The scrambled word is lyosslmig. <br /><br /> The word was: syllogism.<br />
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| 8ball <br /><code>!8ball (question)</code> || Ask a question and get a response from the 8ball. || !8ball Will you answer my question? || Signs point to yes.<br />
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| Tic Tac Toe, 1 player <br /><code>!ttt1</code><br /><code>!ttt1 (1-9)</code><br /><code>!ttt1 quit</code> || Starts Tic Tac Toe game, picks a spot to put an X, and quits the game. || !ttt1 <br /><br /> !ttt1 1 <br /><br /> !ttt1 quit || Tic Tac Toe! One player mode! Type !ttt1 # to start playing! <br /><br /> X O * <br /> * * * <br /> * * * <br /><br /> What, you want to wimp out of a game of tic tac toe? You must be the world's biggest pansy.<br />
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| Tic Tac Toe, 2 player <br /><code>!ttt2</code><br /><code>!ttt2 (p1/p2)</code><br /><code>!ttt2 (1-9)</code><br /><code>!ttt2 quit</code> || Starts Tic Tac Toe game, selects players, picks a spot to put an X or an O, and quits the game. || !ttt2 <br /><br /> !ttt2 p1 <br /><br /> !ttt2 5 <br /><br /> !ttt2 quit || Tic Tac Toe! Tic Tac Toe! Two player mode! Who's playing today? Type !ttt2 p1 or !ttt2 p2 to join in! <br /><br /> Player 1 is Fernin! <br /><br />* * * <br /> * X * <br /> * * * <br /><br /> What, you want to wimp out of a game of tic tac toe? You must be the world's biggest pansy.<br />
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| Blackjack <br /><code>!blackjack</code><br /><code>!hit</code><br /><code>!stand</code> || Play blackjack! || !blackjack <br /> !hit <br /> !stand || Your hand is: 5C QD. <br /> You have been dealt: AS. <br /> The housebot's hand is: 5S 6D. <br />
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| Slap! <br /><code>!slap (name)</code><br /><code>!addslap (text)</code> || Slaps someone, or adds a new slap to the bot's database. || !slap FigNewton <br /> !addslap slaps $2 with Patrick Duffy. || Lexiabot9000 slaps FigNewton with Uwe Boll's severed head! <br /> Custom slap #20 added to my database.<br />
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| Jukebox <br /><code>!song</code><br /><code>!addsong (URL)</code> || Picks a random song from the Jukebox database, or adds a song to it. Youtube URLs only, please. || !jukebox <br /> !addsong || 897 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwEgFMhGkfU <br /> Song #1106 added to my database.<br />
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| Plinko <br /><code> !plinko (1-5)</code> || Starts a game of Plinko, dropping the chip down the indicated slot || !plinko 5 || Crazy_Bastard drops a chip down the fifth slot!<br />The chip lands in the fifth spot! Crazy_Bastard loses 100 points!<br />
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== Trivia Game Courtesy ==<br />
Trivia can be fun, but can also irritate the hell out of people. Follow these, and we'll all get along.<br />
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* Chat takes priority over trivia. If people are talking, ask before hitting !start. If someone says !stop, trivia is over. On the flip side, if you have nothing to chat about, don't stop trivia just because you don't like it. <br />
* Try not to answer questions that you submitted, that's pretty much cheating. Give others a chance, and if they don't get it after three hints, then go ahead and answer it.<br />
* Try not to answer questions that you've seen before. There's only so many questions still, so repeats happen a lot. Give others a chance that may not have seen the question yet. <br />
* The exception to the above is if it's a question that you know everyone has seen, or if it's a Quick! Quick! question. <br />
* Answers which are numbers that are less than 100 are ALL written out. So, if the answer happens to be 3, or 12, or 97, it'll actually be three, twelve, or ninety-seven. This is because of the hint system, and also to prevent the insanely annoying situation where multiple people are spamming "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7!" trying to find the right number quickly. <br />
* Server lag happens. On your screen, what you send will appear in the chatroom immediately. On everyone else's screens, that may not be the case. While it may look like you answered first on your screen, the bot always recognizes the person who appears on its own screen first. This isn't bullshit, it's the internet, so don't bitch about it. <br />
* Being an idiot and making joke answers to <i>every</i> question isn't entertaining. Maybe you're laughing at it, but nobody else is. The same goes for blatantly ignoring the hints that the bot gives when trying to answer seriously, it just makes you look like a gigantic idiot. The hints are there for a reason, to try to help you get the answer, and they are, believe it or not, accurate. The number of asterisks plus revealed letters will always be the same length as the answer itself, and the revealed letters are always in the correct place.<br />
* Don't even think about going to google, wikipedia, gamefaqs, or any other place to look up the answers. That's just plain lame. If you don't know it, too bad.<br />
* The bot is buggy when it comes to giving hints or answers that have numbers in them. This is a known bug, and something that can't be fixed, so kindly stop pointing it out or being all "WTF?!" over it. Furthermore, questions themselves can become completely buggy over time. This happens when a command word (like !char or !rr) is in the answer. The bot gets hung up and confused when it sees a command word, and doesn't recognize the answer for what it is. Spamming what you know is the answer sure as hell ain't gonna do any good.<br />
* When submitting questions, don't submit idiotic nonsense like, "Hello./Spikey Love Nipples" or "Hahahahahahaha./Hahahahaha Hahahaha". And please, no 4chan memes.<br />
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== Trigger Words ==<br />
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The bot also triggers off of some words and phrases, such as "Porn", "Bot", and "bored". No, they're not all going to be listed. Finding them is half the fun.<br />
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*Note: The bot now has the commands !shutup and !speak. These commands turn the triggers off and on, respectively.<br />
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== Other Bot Stuff == <br />
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Some games have a 5 second delay timer on them to prevent bot spam. So far as I can remember, this is currently limited to the !letter command of the Hangman game, and the !fire command of Russian Roulette. <br />
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When playing the !anagram game, correct letters in guesses are capitalized. Additionally, any capitalized letters in the initial jumble are capitalized in the unscrambled word (For example, "TheRiddler" would show as "leheRidrTd", and a guess of "rhetiddler" would be displayed by the bot as "rHEtIDDLER").<br />
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Timebombing or passing the potato to someone who is AFK is nothing short of a dick move, and will get you kicked. That's the reason both of those games can only be turned on by the ops, since the power to kick anyone just shouldn't be available to anyone at all times. Just don't do it.<br />
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Only one timebomb can be out at any given time, and you can't cut the wires on a bomb that isn't on your own body. You can only save yourself, not anyone else.<br />
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While you are free to define and redefine any word or phrase you like, don't use the bot to troll. Also, if there's a disagreement about what something's definition should be, don't get into a definition war and go back and forth removing and redefining it. This is about the most immature thing you can possibly do with the bot and will only serve to piss off the ops, and probably everyone else in the room.<br />
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Any new games may well still be going under beta testing, so don't expect them to work perfectly all the time. If you find any glitches, bugs, or other mistakes, report them to Fernin.<br />
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The !8ball is meant for yes or no questions. If you ask it an open ended question and yell at it for not giving you a good answer, you can expect to be yelled at by whoever else is in the room, because you're probably a moron!<br />
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Ask the bot "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" with the !8ball command sometime, you'll get some fun results.<br />
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Bets you can make in roulette are: Any number between 0 and 36, 00, first, second, third, top, bottom, red, black, odd, or even.<br />
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The Tic Tac Toe board and input goes from 1 to 9, as seen here: <br />
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1 2 3<br><br />
4 5 6<br><br />
7 8 9<br />
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As of now, the bot has no AI in the Tic Tac Toe game, it only picks spots randomly. The AI will come when Fernin has time for it, so don't bring it up, unless you want a rather angry op.<br />
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Some commands and triggers will only work when the bot has ops.<br />
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[[Category: SydLexia.com IRC Channel]]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Facebook&diff=8880Facebook2010-12-14T00:04:37Z<p>Fernin: </p>
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<div>Facebook is a social network website that is barely more popular than [http://sydlexia.com SydLexia.com], however it is kind of nifty in the way that you can keep in touch with your friends and every click you make is meticulously logged into a database where the evil corporation behind the site is slowing discovering your every weakness and plotting your downfall. <br />
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Facebook makes most... all, of its money through ads (SydLexia.com doesn't have ads, I guess that means SydLexia.com is better) which it personally displays to you based on what you tell the website.<br />
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If you don't have a Facebook account... well, I don't really care, but you can get one [http://www.facebook.com here.]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=UsaSatsui&diff=8854UsaSatsui2010-12-12T10:13:07Z<p>Fernin: </p>
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<div>UsaSatsui is someone who came out of the lurk closet to play in the [[SydLexia.com NES Championship - 2008|NES Challenge]]. Due to a lapse in sanity, he decided to stick around.<br />
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== Stuff ==<br />
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Usa is short for Usagi, Japanese for Rabbit.<br><br />
Satsui is Japanese for "Murderous intent". Like Akuma from Street Fighter.<br />
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So the name sort of means "killer bunny". Get it? <br />
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I am not a country, I do not turn into [[Sailor Moon]], and to be honest I'd prefer "Satsui", but everyone calls me "Usa', so you know what? Fuck it.<br />
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I'm one of the regulars in the [[IRC Channel]], at least I am when I can find time and a decent internet connection.<br />
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== Official and unofficial titles and roles ==<br />
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* Operator in the [[Sydlexia.com IRC Chat room]].<br />
* Currently holds the title of Oldest Forumer.<br />
* A dick, mainly in his role as the above. Not an asshole, a dick. Get it right or risk bootination.<br />
* The Unofficial Official Arbitrary Arbiter of [[Bullshit]]. If there is a question on whether or not something is bullshit, I am the final word...unless you disagree with it. <br />
* The Love Bunny, dispensing advice about your relationship troubles. <br />
* Organizer of whatever silly contest ideas he has at whatever time, including the [[2009 Forum Battle]], the [[Best Cartoon Ever!]] contest, and the NFL Deadpool and Playoff Pick challenges. <br />
* Whatever else I decide to take on.<br />
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== Avatar and Sig ==<br />
[[Image:Bunny_Butters.png|right]]<br />
Usually my avatar and sig consists of some sort of rabbit theme, or some sort of theme with Butters from [[South Park]]. [[Blackout]] made him an avatar combining the two and I loves him forever for it, yes I do. <br />
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I like to change my sig on a regular basis. I'm just that kind of person.<br />
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== Youtube Channel ==<br />
I have a youtube channel where I make walkthroughs for various games. I have over 200 subscribers and it fuels my ego something fierce.<br />
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[http://www.youtube.com/user/UsaSatsui My Youtube Channel]<br />
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[[Category:Forum Members]]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Slash&diff=8853Slash2010-12-12T07:52:32Z<p>Fernin: /* Trivia */</p>
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<div>== Info ==<br />
[[Image:SaulHudson.jpg|thumb|300px|Slash... he is so fucking awesome]]<br />
Real Name: Saul Hudson<br />
Bands: <ul><li>[[Guns N' Roses]]<br />
<li>Slash's Snakepit<br />
<li>Velvet Revolver<br />
<li>Slash's Blues Ball (don't worry no one else has ever heard of them either)</ul><br />
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== Fan Comments & Notes ==<br />
<ul><br />
<li>Slash is the shiz.<br />
<li>Slash is the coolest motherfucker around. He wears a top hat, black shades and makes smoking look cool.</li><br />
<li>However kids, smoking is not cool even though slash does it, smoking kills... it just doesn't kill slash.</li><br />
<li>[[Bobashotmace]] has met him.</li><br />
<li>[[GPFontaine]] was within an inch from grabbing his guitar during a concert as he soloed over the crowd. He had to settle for a high five from [[Duff McKagan|Duff]].</li></ul><br />
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== Trivia ==<br />
Did you know that Slash is cooler than:<br />
<li>[[Meatloaf]]<br />
<li>[[Maynard James Keenan]]<br />
<li>[[Kelly Clarkson]]<br />
<li>[[Final Fantasy VI]]<br />
<li>[[Halloween]] (the original, better movie)<br />
<li>[[greeneyedzeke]]<br />
<li>[[Melrose]]<br />
<li>A [[Honda]] [[Honda Fit|Fit]]<br />
<li>[[A.G. Bear]]<br />
<li>[[Crane Game|Crane game machines]]<br />
<li>[[Battlestar Galactica]]<br />
<li>[[Smoothie|Smoothies]] with yogurt<br />
<li>[[Dell]] Precision workstations<br />
<li>[[Kenpo]]<br />
<li>[[Anorexia]]<br />
<li>[[Rock Band (Video Game)|Rock Band]]<br />
<li>[[Star Wars]]<br />
<li>[[Ross Rifle]] (but not by much)<br />
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[[Category:Musician]]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Adrenaline&diff=8852Adrenaline2010-12-12T07:52:06Z<p>Fernin: </p>
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<div>== Forum Personality ==<br />
Adrenaline joined up the forums in June 18 2007. At the time he was the youngest member of the Forums and was for nearly a full year. Generally, posting stupid responses due to not knowing much.<br />
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== Heritage ==<br />
He is Canadian, and enjoys Canadian stereotypes very much as they are funny as balls. <br />
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* Lives in an igloo<br />
* Goes ice fishing<br />
* Hides from polar bears<br />
* Is a professional Extreme Lumberjacker <br />
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== Thoughts ==<br />
Today is the day after tomorrow, yesterday.[[Category:Forum Members]]<br />
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[[Category:Forum Members From Canada]]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=2010_Olympics&diff=88512010 Olympics2010-12-12T07:51:24Z<p>Fernin: </p>
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<div>The 2010 Olympics are being held in Vancouver and Whistler, British Columbia. All the politicians and a number of residents are excited. The majority see it as a problem. Here's why:<br />
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* It's cost so much fucking money, BC will never recover.<br />
* Mayor Sam Sullivan is sending all the homeless people and crackheads out of Vancouver. They're heading into smaller towns, like [[Chilliwack, BC|Chilliwack]].<br />
* The Sea-To-Sky Highway, which connects Vancouver to Whistler, is one of the most dangerous roads in BC. And it's a 3-4 hour trip, with two lanes between a cliff and the Pacific.<br />
* The mascots are fucking gay.<br />
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[[Category: Events]]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Night_Trap&diff=8850Night Trap2010-12-12T07:51:10Z<p>Fernin: </p>
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<div>Night Trap was a game that came out for the [[Sega CD]]. This game was about stopping attackers from hurting women in some house or something. Anyway, Night Trap had a short topless scene that eventually caused the game to be pulled from shelves.<br />
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=== Controversy ===<br />
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Night Trap received more controversy than Mortal Kombat since it had graphic scenes of women being raped or something by big black guys, but it wasn't as good as Mortal Kombat. <br />
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[[Category:Video Games]]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Fucking_State_of:_Louisiana&diff=8849Fucking State of: Louisiana2010-12-12T07:50:51Z<p>Fernin: </p>
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<div>Louisiana is a state that is hot, humid, and below see level. On August 29th, 2005 [[Hurricane Katrina]] hit the southern part of the state making it a lot more humid. Many people were displaced.<br />
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== Good Things About Louisiana ==<br />
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* What's a call time?<br />
* Drive-Through Daquiri shops<br />
* [[Mardi Gras]]<br />
* [[New Orleans]]<br />
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[[Category:Places]]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Alowishus&diff=8848Alowishus2010-12-12T07:50:37Z<p>Fernin: </p>
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<div>Alowishus is a user of the forums on [[SydLexia.com]]. He tends to frequent the Video Game, Movies and Music forums the most and sometimes visits General Discussion and Television.<br />
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== Origins ==<br />
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=== Arrival ===<br />
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Alowishus first found the site after seeing a link online. After reading a few articles and seeing the interest in retro gaming within the forum community Alowishus decided to sign on up.<br />
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=== Username === <br />
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Alowishus is one of the few usernames that he uses both as forum usernames and gaming IDs - Mainly for online games notably Starcraft, Red Alert 2 and character names in WoW. <br />
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The name originates from a likening he took to the name after listening to the song "My Name is Mud" by one of his favorite bands "Primus":<br />
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'''''My name is Mud, but call me Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie'''''<br />
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Alowishus likes to use the short form or Mud.<br />
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== Interests ==<br />
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== Music ==<br />
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Since his early teens Alowishus has had a deep interest and passion for music. He loves lots of genres of music but his favorite genres of music are:<br />
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* Alternative Rock/Metal<br />
* Funk Rock/Metal<br />
* Jazz<br />
* Post-Hardcore<br />
* Noise Rock<br />
* Grunge<br />
* Experimental Music<br />
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He plays three musical instruments: Drums, Bass Guitar (4 and 6 stringed) and Guitar (Electric and Acoustic). He played bass guitar for his school big band and in once upon a time in a local band. He has played drums in a band with old school mates for the past 6 years.<br />
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== Video Games ==<br />
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Alowishus also has an interest in gaming most notably retro gaming. He got his first games console when he was 4 years old (a SNES). He now has a PS1, PS2, Gamecube, Wii, PC and recently obtained a Sega Megadrive (Genesis) and Nintendo 64. He used to own an Apple Mac which was his families first computer they bought in 1993. It later burnt out and stopped working. <br />
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UPDATE 27/2/10<br />
Here is a list of the games Alowishus owns, [X] denotes completion:<br />
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=== SNES ===<br />
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*Aladdin [X]<br />
*The Blues Brothers [X]<br />
*[http://www.donkeykongcountry.org Donkey Kong Country] [X]<br />
*Donkey Kong Country 2 [X]<br />
*Donkey Kong Country 3 [X]<br />
*Earthworm Jim<br />
*The Lion King [X]<br />
*Jurassic Park<br />
*Lost Vikings<br />
*Lost Vikings 2 [X]<br />
*Mickey Mania [X]<br />
*Street Fighter II: Turbo<br />
*Super Adventure Island<br />
*Super Ghouls n Ghosts<br />
*Super Mario Allstars<br />
*Super Mario Kart<br />
*Super Mario World [X]<br />
*Super Mario World 2: Yoshis Island [X]<br />
*Super Star Wars [X]<br />
*Thomas the Tank Engine - hahaha [X] - it can't really be completed but yano<br />
*Tiny Toon Adventures: Buster busts loose<br />
*Tom and Jerry [X]<br />
*Zombies Ate My Neighbours<br />
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I'm pretty sure i have more i can't remember.<br />
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=== Sega Megadrive/Genesis ===<br />
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*Golden Axe<br />
*Mickey Mouse in Castle of Illusion<br />
*Mortal Kombat 3<br />
*Quackshot<br />
*The Revenge of Shinobi<br />
*Sonic the Hedgehog [X]<br />
*Sonic the Hedgehog 2<br />
*Streets of Rage [X]<br />
*Streets of Rage 2<br />
<br />
=== Nintendo 64 ===<br />
<br />
*Armorines<br />
*Banjo Kazooie<br />
*Diddy Kong Racing<br />
*Doom 64<br />
*F1 Pole Position 64<br />
*F Zero X<br />
*Goldeneye 007<br />
*Killer Instinct Gold<br />
*Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time<br />
*Mario Kart 64<br />
*Quake 2<br />
<br />
=== Playstation 1 ===<br />
<br />
*Actua Soccer 2<br />
*Asterix<br />
*Bomberman<br />
*Broken Sword<br />
*Bugs Bunny Lost in Time [X]<br />
*Crash Bandicoot<br />
*Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped [X]<br />
*Crash Team Racing [X]<br />
*Destruction Derby Raw<br />
*Diablo<br />
*Die Hard Trilogy 2: Viva Las Vegas [X]<br />
*Doom [X]<br />
*Final Fantasy VII<br />
*Final Fantasy IX<br />
*Gran Turismo<br />
*Grand Theft Auto<br />
*Medievil [X]<br />
*Medievil 2 [X]<br />
*Metal Gear Solid [X]<br />
*Myst<br />
*Psybadek<br />
*Resident Evil 2 [X]<br />
*Resident Evil 3 [X]<br />
*Sentinel Returns<br />
*Simpsons Wrestling [X]<br />
*South Park Rally [X]<br />
*Speed Freaks<br />
*Tekken 2 [X]<br />
*Theme Hospital [X]<br />
*Theme Park [X]<br />
*Time Crisis [X]<br />
*Wipeout<br />
<br />
I used to own Syphon Filter 2 - completed it.<br />
<br />
=== Gamecube ===<br />
<br />
*Paper Mario: Thousand Year Old Door<br />
*Luigis Mansion [X]<br />
*Mario Kart Double Dash [X]<br />
*Super Mario Sunshine [X]<br />
<br />
Others i cannot remember<br />
<br />
=== Playstation 2 ===<br />
<br />
*007 Nightfire [X]<br />
*007 Agent Under Fire [X]<br />
*Age of Empires 2: Age of Kings<br />
*Crash Nitro Kart [X]<br />
*Final Fantasy XII<br />
*Guitar Hero 3 [X]<br />
*Guitar Hero: Rock the 80s [X]<br />
*Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas [X]<br />
*Half Life [X]<br />
*Medal of Honor Frontline [X]<br />
*Medal of Honor Rising Sun [X]<br />
*Metal Gear Solid 2 [X]<br />
*Metal Gear Solid 3 [X]<br />
*Obscure<br />
*Resident Evil: Code Veronica [X]<br />
*Resident Evil: Outbreak [X]<br />
*Resident Evil 4<br />
*Robin Hoods Quest<br />
*Stuntman<br />
*Tekken Tag Tournament [X]<br />
*Timesplitters<br />
*Tom Clancys Ghost Recon [X]<br />
*Tony Hawks Pro Skater 3 [X]<br />
*Tony Hawks Pro Skater 4 [X]<br />
*Tony Hawks Underground [X]<br />
<br />
=== Playstation 3 ===<br />
<br />
*Aliens vs Predator<br />
*The Beatles Rock Band [X]<br />
*Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 [X]<br />
*Fallout 3<br />
*God of War Collection<br />
*Ghostbusters [X]<br />
*Grand Theft Auto 4<br />
*Guitar Hero: World Tour<br />
*Heavy Rain [X]<br />
*Metal Gear Solid 4<br />
*The Orange Box - just Episode 2 to go.<br />
*Red Dead Redemption [X]<br />
*Resident Evil 5 [X]<br />
*Sega Megadrive: Ultimate Collection<br />
*Skate 2<br />
*Tekken 6<br />
*Uncharted 2<br />
<br />
=== Wii ===<br />
<br />
*Mario Kart Wii<br />
*Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games<br />
*Rock Band 2 or something<br />
*Super Mario Galaxy<br />
*Super Smash Bros Brawl<br />
*Wii Sports<br />
<br />
Others i cannot remember<br />
<br />
=== Gameboy ===<br />
<br />
*Pokemon Gold [X]<br />
*Pokemon Blue [X]<br />
*Pokemon Yellow [X]<br />
<br />
Others i cannot remember - haven't played my gameboy in years.<br />
<br />
=== PC ===<br />
<br />
*Command and Conquer - Red Alert 2<br />
*Diablo II<br />
*Half Life 2 [X]<br />
*Hitman 2 [X]<br />
*Hitman Contracts [X]<br />
*Rollercoaster Tycoon 2<br />
*Sims and expansions.<br />
*Starcraft and expansion [X]<br />
*Warcraft II [X]<br />
*Warcraft III [X]<br />
*Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne [X]<br />
*Warhammer 40k: Dawn of War<br />
*World of Warcraft - All expansions.<br />
<br />
Other games which are not even noteworthy<br />
<br />
== TV and Film ==<br />
<br />
Alowishus doesn't have a favorite film but enjoys the genres of Sci-fi, Horror, Action and Comedy. He prefers witty/sarcastic humor. His favorite TV shows are Red Dwarf, Fawlty Towers, Blackadder and Third Rock From The Sun. He also has a space in his heart for Cartoons notably Peanuts indicated by his forum avatar of Snoopy and Woodstock.<br />
<br />
== Books ==<br />
<br />
Alowishus doesn't read too much these days but he adores Dr Seuss. Has recently gotten into reading Discworld novels and Retrogamer magazine.<br />
<br />
== Current Life ==<br />
<br />
Alowishus is in his second year of university studying Geography in his hometown in Ireland.<br />
<br />
== Life Goals ==<br />
<br />
* Eat a whole cake by himself<br />
* Walk into Sandyknowes Roundabout to see what it is inside it.<br />
<br />
Watch this space!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category:Forum Members]]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Alowishus&diff=8847Alowishus2010-12-12T07:50:27Z<p>Fernin: </p>
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<div>Alowishus is a user of the forums on [[SydLexia.com]] . He tends to frequent the Video Game, Movies and Music forums the most and sometimes visits General Discussion and Television.<br />
<br />
== Origins ==<br />
<br />
=== Arrival ===<br />
<br />
Alowishus first found the site after seeing a link online. After reading a few articles and seeing the interest in retro gaming within the forum community Alowishus decided to sign on up.<br />
<br />
=== Username === <br />
<br />
Alowishus is one of the few usernames that he uses both as forum usernames and gaming IDs - Mainly for online games notably Starcraft, Red Alert 2 and character names in WoW. <br />
<br />
The name originates from a likening he took to the name after listening to the song "My Name is Mud" by one of his favorite bands "Primus":<br />
<br />
'''''My name is Mud, but call me Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie'''''<br />
<br />
Alowishus likes to use the short form or Mud.<br />
<br />
== Interests ==<br />
<br />
== Music ==<br />
<br />
Since his early teens Alowishus has had a deep interest and passion for music. He loves lots of genres of music but his favorite genres of music are:<br />
<br />
* Alternative Rock/Metal<br />
* Funk Rock/Metal<br />
* Jazz<br />
* Post-Hardcore<br />
* Noise Rock<br />
* Grunge<br />
* Experimental Music<br />
<br />
He plays three musical instruments: Drums, Bass Guitar (4 and 6 stringed) and Guitar (Electric and Acoustic). He played bass guitar for his school big band and in once upon a time in a local band. He has played drums in a band with old school mates for the past 6 years.<br />
<br />
== Video Games ==<br />
<br />
Alowishus also has an interest in gaming most notably retro gaming. He got his first games console when he was 4 years old (a SNES). He now has a PS1, PS2, Gamecube, Wii, PC and recently obtained a Sega Megadrive (Genesis) and Nintendo 64. He used to own an Apple Mac which was his families first computer they bought in 1993. It later burnt out and stopped working. <br />
<br />
UPDATE 27/2/10<br />
Here is a list of the games Alowishus owns, [X] denotes completion:<br />
<br />
=== SNES ===<br />
<br />
*Aladdin [X]<br />
*The Blues Brothers [X]<br />
*[http://www.donkeykongcountry.org Donkey Kong Country] [X]<br />
*Donkey Kong Country 2 [X]<br />
*Donkey Kong Country 3 [X]<br />
*Earthworm Jim<br />
*The Lion King [X]<br />
*Jurassic Park<br />
*Lost Vikings<br />
*Lost Vikings 2 [X]<br />
*Mickey Mania [X]<br />
*Street Fighter II: Turbo<br />
*Super Adventure Island<br />
*Super Ghouls n Ghosts<br />
*Super Mario Allstars<br />
*Super Mario Kart<br />
*Super Mario World [X]<br />
*Super Mario World 2: Yoshis Island [X]<br />
*Super Star Wars [X]<br />
*Thomas the Tank Engine - hahaha [X] - it can't really be completed but yano<br />
*Tiny Toon Adventures: Buster busts loose<br />
*Tom and Jerry [X]<br />
*Zombies Ate My Neighbours<br />
<br />
I'm pretty sure i have more i can't remember.<br />
<br />
=== Sega Megadrive/Genesis ===<br />
<br />
*Golden Axe<br />
*Mickey Mouse in Castle of Illusion<br />
*Mortal Kombat 3<br />
*Quackshot<br />
*The Revenge of Shinobi<br />
*Sonic the Hedgehog [X]<br />
*Sonic the Hedgehog 2<br />
*Streets of Rage [X]<br />
*Streets of Rage 2<br />
<br />
=== Nintendo 64 ===<br />
<br />
*Armorines<br />
*Banjo Kazooie<br />
*Diddy Kong Racing<br />
*Doom 64<br />
*F1 Pole Position 64<br />
*F Zero X<br />
*Goldeneye 007<br />
*Killer Instinct Gold<br />
*Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time<br />
*Mario Kart 64<br />
*Quake 2<br />
<br />
=== Playstation 1 ===<br />
<br />
*Actua Soccer 2<br />
*Asterix<br />
*Bomberman<br />
*Broken Sword<br />
*Bugs Bunny Lost in Time [X]<br />
*Crash Bandicoot<br />
*Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped [X]<br />
*Crash Team Racing [X]<br />
*Destruction Derby Raw<br />
*Diablo<br />
*Die Hard Trilogy 2: Viva Las Vegas [X]<br />
*Doom [X]<br />
*Final Fantasy VII<br />
*Final Fantasy IX<br />
*Gran Turismo<br />
*Grand Theft Auto<br />
*Medievil [X]<br />
*Medievil 2 [X]<br />
*Metal Gear Solid [X]<br />
*Myst<br />
*Psybadek<br />
*Resident Evil 2 [X]<br />
*Resident Evil 3 [X]<br />
*Sentinel Returns<br />
*Simpsons Wrestling [X]<br />
*South Park Rally [X]<br />
*Speed Freaks<br />
*Tekken 2 [X]<br />
*Theme Hospital [X]<br />
*Theme Park [X]<br />
*Time Crisis [X]<br />
*Wipeout<br />
<br />
I used to own Syphon Filter 2 - completed it.<br />
<br />
=== Gamecube ===<br />
<br />
*Paper Mario: Thousand Year Old Door<br />
*Luigis Mansion [X]<br />
*Mario Kart Double Dash [X]<br />
*Super Mario Sunshine [X]<br />
<br />
Others i cannot remember<br />
<br />
=== Playstation 2 ===<br />
<br />
*007 Nightfire [X]<br />
*007 Agent Under Fire [X]<br />
*Age of Empires 2: Age of Kings<br />
*Crash Nitro Kart [X]<br />
*Final Fantasy XII<br />
*Guitar Hero 3 [X]<br />
*Guitar Hero: Rock the 80s [X]<br />
*Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas [X]<br />
*Half Life [X]<br />
*Medal of Honor Frontline [X]<br />
*Medal of Honor Rising Sun [X]<br />
*Metal Gear Solid 2 [X]<br />
*Metal Gear Solid 3 [X]<br />
*Obscure<br />
*Resident Evil: Code Veronica [X]<br />
*Resident Evil: Outbreak [X]<br />
*Resident Evil 4<br />
*Robin Hoods Quest<br />
*Stuntman<br />
*Tekken Tag Tournament [X]<br />
*Timesplitters<br />
*Tom Clancys Ghost Recon [X]<br />
*Tony Hawks Pro Skater 3 [X]<br />
*Tony Hawks Pro Skater 4 [X]<br />
*Tony Hawks Underground [X]<br />
<br />
=== Playstation 3 ===<br />
<br />
*Aliens vs Predator<br />
*The Beatles Rock Band [X]<br />
*Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 [X]<br />
*Fallout 3<br />
*God of War Collection<br />
*Ghostbusters [X]<br />
*Grand Theft Auto 4<br />
*Guitar Hero: World Tour<br />
*Heavy Rain [X]<br />
*Metal Gear Solid 4<br />
*The Orange Box - just Episode 2 to go.<br />
*Red Dead Redemption [X]<br />
*Resident Evil 5 [X]<br />
*Sega Megadrive: Ultimate Collection<br />
*Skate 2<br />
*Tekken 6<br />
*Uncharted 2<br />
<br />
=== Wii ===<br />
<br />
*Mario Kart Wii<br />
*Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games<br />
*Rock Band 2 or something<br />
*Super Mario Galaxy<br />
*Super Smash Bros Brawl<br />
*Wii Sports<br />
<br />
Others i cannot remember<br />
<br />
=== Gameboy ===<br />
<br />
*Pokemon Gold [X]<br />
*Pokemon Blue [X]<br />
*Pokemon Yellow [X]<br />
<br />
Others i cannot remember - haven't played my gameboy in years.<br />
<br />
=== PC ===<br />
<br />
*Command and Conquer - Red Alert 2<br />
*Diablo II<br />
*Half Life 2 [X]<br />
*Hitman 2 [X]<br />
*Hitman Contracts [X]<br />
*Rollercoaster Tycoon 2<br />
*Sims and expansions.<br />
*Starcraft and expansion [X]<br />
*Warcraft II [X]<br />
*Warcraft III [X]<br />
*Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne [X]<br />
*Warhammer 40k: Dawn of War<br />
*World of Warcraft - All expansions.<br />
<br />
Other games which are not even noteworthy<br />
<br />
== TV and Film ==<br />
<br />
Alowishus doesn't have a favorite film but enjoys the genres of Sci-fi, Horror, Action and Comedy. He prefers witty/sarcastic humor. His favorite TV shows are Red Dwarf, Fawlty Towers, Blackadder and Third Rock From The Sun. He also has a space in his heart for Cartoons notably Peanuts indicated by his forum avatar of Snoopy and Woodstock.<br />
<br />
== Books ==<br />
<br />
Alowishus doesn't read too much these days but he adores Dr Seuss. Has recently gotten into reading Discworld novels and Retrogamer magazine.<br />
<br />
== Current Life ==<br />
<br />
Alowishus is in his second year of university studying Geography in his hometown in Ireland.<br />
<br />
== Life Goals ==<br />
<br />
* Eat a whole cake by himself<br />
* Walk into Sandyknowes Roundabout to see what it is inside it.<br />
<br />
Watch this space!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category:Forum Members]]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Imagesandstuff&diff=8846Imagesandstuff2010-12-12T07:49:21Z<p>Fernin: </p>
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<div>[[imagesandstuff]] is the directory on the [[SydLexia.com]] server that holds all of the images used in articles on the main site. Despite its name, there is virtually no content in the directory that justifies the "and stuff" part of the name).<br />
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[[Category:SydLexia.com]]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Mr_Scott&diff=8845Mr Scott2010-12-12T07:48:31Z<p>Fernin: </p>
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<div>hacker is a member of the forums on [[SydLexia.com]].<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Things he likes ==<br />
=== Video Games ===<br />
He is extremely knowledgeable on the Zelda series which happens to be his favorite series <br />
<br />
His favorite games are Zelda OoT, and Steambot Chronicles<br />
=== Music ===<br />
He plays the guitar pretty well. Most of the songs he can play are from video games.<br />
<br />
== hacker Catastrophes ==<br />
<br />
=== Tech Forums ===<br />
He is lousy with computers and tried to get a tech forum started.<br />
<br />
=== Other Names ===<br />
hacker has had or tried to have several other names. This has worked unfavorably against his reputation on the forums.<br />
==== zelda_god ====<br />
hacker was once known on the forums as [[zelda_god]].<br />
<br />
He thought it would be funny to try and have his name listed as the most recent poster in every forum category.<br />
<br />
He also thought it would be funny to try and have his name listed as the most recent poster in every forum thread within the general forum category.<br />
<br />
==== Scotty ====<br />
hacker has been asking to have his named changed to Scotty or some variation of it. His request was denied because Syd will only honor the name change once per 365 days.<br />
<br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Zelda&diff=8844Zelda2010-12-12T07:48:09Z<p>Fernin: </p>
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<div>Zelda is a female name.<br />
<br />
Were you looking for:<br />
<br />
* [[Princess Zelda]]<br />
* [[The Legend of Zelda (Series)|The Legend of Zelda]]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Dungeons_%26_Dragons&diff=8843Dungeons & Dragons2010-12-12T07:46:43Z<p>Fernin: </p>
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<div>'''Dungeons and Dragons'''. <br />
<br />
Satan's game. <br />
<br />
Your children, like it or not, are attracted in their weaker years to the occult, and a game like D&D fuels their imagination and makes them feel special, while drawing them deeper and deeper into the bowels of El Diablo!<br />
<br />
''Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk!''<br />
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<br />
==See also==<br />
[[The SydLexia D&D Campaign]]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=IRC_Ban_List:_Thatotherguy_-Details-&diff=8842IRC Ban List: Thatotherguy -Details-2010-12-12T07:45:19Z<p>Fernin: </p>
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<div>Linked from: [[SydLexia.com IRC Ban List]]<br />
<br />
== The Ban ==<br />
<code>Dr_Jeebus banned Thatotherguy!*@* from #sydlexia on Friday, March 06, 2009 2:22:13 PM.</code><br />
<br />
== Reason for Ban ==<br />
Using inappropriate language in a hateful context.<br />
<br />
== Log ==<br />
<br />[14:16:00] <Thatotherguy> Nobody is allowed to be "young guys" Cept me and Nekkorou and other teenagers.<br />
<br />[14:16:05] <Douche> I had it in 5th grade...<br />
<br />[14:16:16] <Captain_Pollution> I had it till 6th, I win<br />
<br />[14:16:21] <docinsano> I still have recess lol<br />
<br />[14:16:30] <Thatotherguy> Stupid faggots go die.<br />
<br />[14:16:47] <docinsano> Bundles of sticks are already dead<br />
<br />[14:17:17] <Thatotherguy> Stupid homesexuals go die.<br />
<br />[14:17:26] <UsaSatsui> ...Unless that's an anti-smoking message...probably not a good idea to say that with the three most anal ops in the room. :p<br />
<br />[14:17:41] <Dr_Jeebus> what the fuck<br />
<br />[14:17:48] <docinsano> You the Fuck!<br />
<br />[14:17:50] =-= Thatotherguy was booted from #sydlexia by Dr_Jeebus (You've been warned about that)<br />
<br />[14:18:04] <UsaSatsui> ...beaten too it. :(<br />
<br />[14:18:13] <Dr_Jeebus> Usa, what's the command to ban?<br />
<br />[14:18:22] <docinsano> ./banhammer<br />
<br />[14:18:38] GOOGLE IT JEEBUS!<br />
<br />[14:18:52] <UsaSatsui> Probably not necessary right now. But...um, hold on, PM window<br />
<br />[14:19:55] -->| Thatotherguy (~Spambucke@c-76-124-127-81.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) has joined #sydlexia<br />
<br />[14:20:25] <Thatotherguy> Maaaw Fuckers.<br />
<br />[14:20:35] <Douche> you calm now?<br />
<br />[14:20:39] <docinsano> lulz<br />
<br />[14:20:46] <Douche> take your insulin<br />
<br />[14:20:55] <docinsano> Here have a muffin<br />
<br />[14:21:01] * docinsano hands thatotherguy a muffin<br />
<br />[14:21:27] <UsaSatsui> TG, it's probably a good idea to chill out with that shit. Srsly.<br />
<br />[14:21:29] <Captain_Pollution> Here, have some fireworks http://www.maylin.net/Fireworks.html<br />
<br />[14:21:37] * Thatotherguy eats his muffin and injects insulin, only to realize it was actually speed.<br />
<br />[14:21:59] <Thatotherguy> HAI GUYZ!<br />
<br />[14:22:13] =-= Mode #sydlexia +b Thatotherguy!*@* by Dr_Jeebus<br />
<br />[14:22:27] =-= Thatotherguy was booted from #sydlexia by Dr_Jeebus (Take a day off to think about what you've done)</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=The_SydLexia_D%26D_Campaign&diff=8650The SydLexia D&D Campaign2010-10-22T00:32:52Z<p>Fernin: /* Players */</p>
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<div>Fernin decided to open the floodgates and drown in the excess of the many D&D games he was also DMing by offering to run a game in the chatroom. 8 people were originally chosen to be the Heroes of his Legend, but this number has dwindled down. The group usually meets around Friday at midnight (Eastern time) and usually stops around 2 in the morning unless everyone's cool with playing longer.<br />
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<u>'''Attendance Policy'''</u><br><br />
Players receive 200 XP for showing up, even if a session is cancelled.<br><br />
In the event a player cannot make a session, their character is dormant for all intents and purposes (barring other players roleplaying around the inactivity). This includes combats (since your character does not exist for the session, enemies can't/don't attack him/her).<br><br />
If the headcount for players is less than or equal to half the total group of players, the game will be called off.<br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<u>'''Allowed Books'''</u><br><br />
Since most of the group is relatively new to D&D, and to cut down on munchkinism, Fernin only allows the following books for his players for anything other than spellcasting (any spell from a 3.5 edition book is allowed, unless it's insanely broken):<br><br />
* <i>Player's Handbook</i> and <i>Player's Handbook II</i>.<br><br />
* The "<i>Complete XXX</i>" group of books (Adventurer, Arcane, Champion, Divine, Mage, Scoundrel and Warrior. No psionics allowed so no <i>Complete Psionic</i>.)<br />
* <i>Magic Item Compendium</i> (for once you've got the cash to buy stuff).<br><br />
<br><br />
<u>'''House Rules'''</u><br><br />
1.) Drawing/sheathing weaponry is a free action, however you must be aware of a threat or have some other reasonable excuse to draw your weapon. I.e. you can't draw your longsword during the enemy's surprise round.<br><br />
2.) When it's relevant, the Improved Critical feat stacks with keen weaponry or weapons affected by the <i>keen edge</i> spell.<br><br />
3.) Whenever you level up, don't roll for your hit points. You gain the maximum outcome of the die roll. Furthermore, you are fully healed to your new maximum HP total (and any nonlethal damage is reset to 0).<br />
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<br><br />
== The World ==<br />
Currently, the game takes place within the Kingdom of Baryus [http://dl.dropbox.com/u/465476/Baryus%20Map.png (Map)]. Below is a description of the various towns.<br><br />
<b>Tellour</b> - Village settled in the middle of a deep, thick forest. Area around the village has been cleared out, but there are no major paths leading in or out. Self sufficient village, relies on the forest for everything it needs. Trade with other cities is uncommon, but there are certain traders who know the forest well enough to come and go occasionally.<br><br />
<b>Nior</b> - Town with high outer walls and paranoid citizens. Something horrible happened to the town in the past, left them scared and mistrusting of strangers, outsiders, and very fearful of monsters. Has no trade with other cities whatsoever, citizens tend to be packrats.<br><br />
<b>Baryus</b> - Castle city, center of government for the region. Duke Hacchus reigns. Typical bustling city, large market, plenty of houses, lots of crime taking place in the dark, back alleys. Nobles live in grandeur while average citizens live in squalor. Knight squads attempt to control crime and keep the peace.<br><br />
<b>Jovelle</b> - Island city on Lake Lothar. Ferry system from Jovelle to Ceron, Baryus, Albedus, and numerous locations on the lake shore. Trades extensively with other cities, as the town can't support itself. Citizens tend to be craftsmen and mages, as there is no suitable land for farming or otherwise gathering. Fishermen are also very common.<br><br />
<b>Ceron</b> - Extensive farming village. Much of the food grown here gets traded away to Jovelle, Baryus, and Heline. Many work on the farms in their youth and go on to become adventurers later in life. Citizen militia trained to defend the city, as groups of bandits and monstrous creatures tend to roam the open lands.<br><br />
<b>Albedus</b> - Port city, large focus on fishing and sailing. Many adventurers leave from here to travel the oceans. Traders travel up and down the river with goods, usually ending up here. Parts of the city are built on the river bank, parts of the city float on the river itself, tethered with ropes and chains. The citizens look badly upon anyone who wears heavy armor in the floating sections.<br><br />
<b>Heline</b> - Town settled in the Ragnor Mountain range. Stairs and ramps are hewn into the mountainside for traders and travellers, but the citizens prefer to traverse the mountain itself. They pride themselves on strength, and feel that any who fall from the mountain must have been too weak to survive anyway. Many parts of the village are high enough to see snow nearly year round.<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
== Players ==<br />
'''<u>Active Players</u>'''<br><br />
[[Not_Sure]], player of Suntoer, the quiet, yet ferocious falchion-wielding half-orc barbarian.<br><br />
[[Valdronius]], player of Derickt, the human sorcerer with a propensity for dual-wielding. Has a Calico familiar named Sieryn.<br><br />
[[SoldierHawk]], player of Accipiter Yaara Dulintaure (Piter for short), female half-elf Ranger, and her companion Tornat, a hawk.<br><br />
[[Hacker]], player of Latebra, human fighter.<br><br />
[[BlazingGlory]], player of Galahad, half-elf swashbuckler.<br><br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
'''<u>Officially Dead Characters</u>'''<br><br />
Taran Almasy, played by [[Lordsathien]]. The human druid's last appearances entailed wild shaping into an elven female as a prank on Jox Ashwood. Downing three absinthes at Jox's expense, Taran eventually ended the effect to surprise Jox. After that was settled, Taran left the pub for a bit of outside meditation. This proved to be a fatal mistake, as he was swiftly abducted by an agent of the organization working with the "mad mage." Eventually, when the party had made it to the top of the Mage's Tower, they were greeted not only by the mage, but also a teleported-in Taran. For yet-unknown reasons, the boisterous servant of nature had been corrupted into a sadistic, some would say misguidedly misogynistic, vampire. After a prolonged battle, Accipiter plunged her <i>knife of purity</i> into his preternaturally hard flesh, instantly purifying the corpse. Taran regained his senses to a degree and uttered his final words to her before disintegrating into ashes carried by the wind.<br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
'''<u>Retired Players</u>'''<br><br />
[[AKAFred]], player of Fred, human bard. Now follows the group and remains in the tavern of each city, singing tales of the group and drinking the days away.<br><br />
[[Crazy_Bastard]], player of Jaxon Navid, human rogue.<br><br />
[[Dignant]], player of Fenuran, a gnome knight with a dire badger for a mount.<br><br />
[[docinsano]], player of Beauregard Tau, human fighter.<br><br />
[[Lottel]], player of Falash, gnome rogue and Loe Teon (race and class undisclosed/unremembered).<br><br />
[[LowEndLem]], player of Terramos Leyarn, human cleric of Pelor.<br><br />
[[Neutral-Bob]], player of Gato, human ninja.<br><br />
[[UsaSatsui]], player of Suzume, human shugenja (air affinity).<br><br />
[[Lordsathien]], worked with Fernin to write his then-current character out of the story instead of being "put on a bus." Plans to return as a fighter/cleric as soon as he can use a computer that can both run MapTools and connect to the internet.<br><br />
[[Ghandi]], player of Jox Ashwood, halfling rogue.<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
[[Dungeons & Dragons]]<br><br />
[http://rptools.net MapTools], the program used for game sessions ever since GameTable stayed down for numerous consecutive weeks.<br />
[http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=8745 Fernin's Not Quite Legal Book Links (Requires NWO access)]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=The_SydLexia_D%26D_Campaign&diff=8648The SydLexia D&D Campaign2010-10-19T06:02:09Z<p>Fernin: /* The World */</p>
<hr />
<div>Fernin decided to open the floodgates and drown in the excess of the many D&D games he was also DMing by offering to run a game in the chatroom. 8 people were originally chosen to be the Heroes of his Legend, but this number has dwindled down. The group usually meets around Friday at midnight (Eastern time) and usually stops around 2 in the morning unless everyone's cool with playing longer.<br />
<br />
<u>'''Attendance Policy'''</u><br><br />
Players receive 200 XP for showing up, even if a session is cancelled.<br><br />
In the event a player cannot make a session, their character is dormant for all intents and purposes (barring other players roleplaying around the inactivity). This includes combats (since your character does not exist for the session, enemies can't/don't attack him/her).<br><br />
If the headcount for players is less than or equal to half the total group of players, the game will be called off.<br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<u>'''Allowed Books'''</u><br><br />
Since most of the group is relatively new to D&D, and to cut down on munchkinism, Fernin only allows the following books for his players for anything other than spellcasting (any spell from a 3.5 edition book is allowed, unless it's insanely broken):<br><br />
* <i>Player's Handbook</i> and <i>Player's Handbook II</i>.<br><br />
* The "<i>Complete XXX</i>" group of books (Adventurer, Arcane, Champion, Divine, Mage, Scoundrel and Warrior. No psionics allowed so no <i>Complete Psionic</i>.)<br />
* <i>Magic Item Compendium</i> (for once you've got the cash to buy stuff).<br><br />
<br><br />
<u>'''House Rules'''</u><br><br />
1.) Drawing/sheathing weaponry is a free action, however you must be aware of a threat or have some other reasonable excuse to draw your weapon. I.e. you can't draw your longsword during the enemy's surprise round.<br><br />
2.) When it's relevant, the Improved Critical feat stacks with keen weaponry or weapons affected by the <i>keen edge</i> spell.<br><br />
3.) Whenever you level up, don't roll for your hit points. You gain the maximum outcome of the die roll. Furthermore, you are fully healed to your new maximum HP total (and any nonlethal damage is reset to 0).<br />
<br><br />
<br />
<br><br />
== The World ==<br />
Currently, the game takes place within the Kingdom of Baryus [http://dl.dropbox.com/u/465476/Baryus%20Map.png (Map)]. Below is a description of the various towns.<br><br />
<b>Tellour</b> - Village settled in the middle of a deep, thick forest. Area around the village has been cleared out, but there are no major paths leading in or out. Self sufficient village, relies on the forest for everything it needs. Trade with other cities is uncommon, but there are certain traders who know the forest well enough to come and go occasionally.<br><br />
<b>Nior</b> - Town with high outer walls and paranoid citizens. Something horrible happened to the town in the past, left them scared and mistrusting of strangers, outsiders, and very fearful of monsters. Has no trade with other cities whatsoever, citizens tend to be packrats.<br><br />
<b>Baryus</b> - Castle city, center of government for the region. Duke Hacchus reigns. Typical bustling city, large market, plenty of houses, lots of crime taking place in the dark, back alleys. Nobles live in grandeur while average citizens live in squalor. Knight squads attempt to control crime and keep the peace.<br><br />
<b>Jovelle</b> - Island city on Lake Lothar. Ferry system from Jovelle to Ceron, Baryus, Albedus, and numerous locations on the lake shore. Trades extensively with other cities, as the town can't support itself. Citizens tend to be craftsmen and mages, as there is no suitable land for farming or otherwise gathering. Fishermen are also very common.<br><br />
<b>Ceron</b> - Extensive farming village. Much of the food grown here gets traded away to Jovelle, Baryus, and Heline. Many work on the farms in their youth and go on to become adventurers later in life. Citizen militia trained to defend the city, as groups of bandits and monstrous creatures tend to roam the open lands.<br><br />
<b>Albedus</b> - Port city, large focus on fishing and sailing. Many adventurers leave from here to travel the oceans. Traders travel up and down the river with goods, usually ending up here. Parts of the city are built on the river bank, parts of the city float on the river itself, tethered with ropes and chains. The citizens look badly upon anyone who wears heavy armor in the floating sections.<br><br />
<b>Heline</b> - Town settled in the Ragnor Mountain range. Stairs and ramps are hewn into the mountainside for traders and travellers, but the citizens prefer to traverse the mountain itself. They pride themselves on strength, and feel that any who fall from the mountain must have been too weak to survive anyway. Many parts of the village are high enough to see snow nearly year round.<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
== Players ==<br />
'''<u>Active Players</u>'''<br><br />
[[Not_Sure]], player of Suntoer, the quiet, yet ferocious falchion-wielding half-orc barbarian.<br><br />
[[Valdronius]], player of Derickt, the human sorcerer with a propensity for dual-wielding. Has a Calico familiar named Sieryn.<br><br />
[[Ghandi]], player of Jox Ashwood, halfling rogue.<br><br />
[[SoldierHawk]], player of Accipiter Yaara Dulintaure (Piter for short), female half-elf Ranger, and her companion Tornat, a hawk.<br><br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
'''<u>Officially Dead Characters</u>'''<br><br />
Taran Almasy, played by [[Lordsathien]]. The human druid's last appearances entailed wild shaping into an elven female as a prank on Jox Ashwood. Downing three absinthes at Jox's expense, Taran eventually ended the effect to surprise Jox. After that was settled, Taran left the pub for a bit of outside meditation. This proved to be a fatal mistake, as he was swiftly abducted by an agent of the organization working with the "mad mage." Eventually, when the party had made it to the top of the Mage's Tower, they were greeted not only by the mage, but also a teleported-in Taran. For yet-unknown reasons, the boisterous servant of nature had been corrupted into a sadistic, some would say misguidedly misogynistic, vampire. After a prolonged battle, Accipiter plunged her <i>knife of purity</i> into his preternaturally hard flesh, instantly purifying the corpse. Taran regained his senses to a degree and uttered his final words to her before disintegrating into ashes carried by the wind.<br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
<br><br />
'''<u>Retired Players</u>'''<br><br />
[[AKAFred]], player of Fred, human bard. Now follows the group and remains in the tavern of each city, singing tales of the group and drinking the days away.<br><br />
[[Crazy_Bastard]], player of Jaxon Navid, human rogue.<br><br />
[[Dignant]], player of Fenuran, a gnome knight with a dire badger for a mount.<br><br />
[[docinsano]], player of Beauregard Tau, human fighter.<br><br />
[[Lottel]], player of Falash, gnome rogue and Loe Teon (race and class undisclosed/unremembered).<br><br />
[[LowEndLem]], player of Terramos Leyarn, human cleric of Pelor.<br><br />
[[Neutral-Bob]], player of Gato, human ninja.<br><br />
[[UsaSatsui]], player of Suzume, human shugenja (air affinity).<br><br />
[[Lordsathien]], worked with Fernin to write his then-current character out of the story instead of being "put on a bus." Plans to return as a fighter/cleric as soon as he can use a computer that can both run MapTools and connect to the internet.<br><br />
<br><br />
<br />
== See Also ==<br />
[[Dungeons & Dragons]]<br><br />
[http://rptools.net MapTools], the program used for game sessions ever since GameTable stayed down for numerous consecutive weeks.<br />
[http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=8745 Fernin's Not Quite Legal Book Links (Requires NWO access)]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Diablo_II&diff=8593Diablo II2010-09-29T21:40:45Z<p>Fernin: /* Who's playing? */</p>
<hr />
<div>'''Diablo II''' is the most awesomest game ever. It comes as no surprise, then, that some of the people from the forums get together and play it.<br />
<br />
It has a plot, but no one really cares about that anyway.<br />
<br />
==Who's playing?==<br />
<table border=1><br />
<tr><td>Name</td><td>Class/Build</td><td>Level</td><td>Notes</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[ReinhartX]]</td><td>Poison Necromancer</td><td>10</td><td>Killed Countess</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[Sehkmaenzo]]</td><td>Whirly Spear Barbarian</td><td>13</td><td>Jail WP</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[Not Sure]]</td><td>Javazon</td><td></td><td></td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[UsaSatsui]]</td><td>Auradin (Holy)</td><td></td><td>Killed Countess</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[Fernin]]</td><td>Martial Arts Assasin</td><td>16</td><td>Act 2</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[Nekkoru]]</td><td>Ice Sorceress</td><td>11</td><td>MF character. Rescued Cain.</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[Valdronius]]</td><td>Werewolf Druid</td><td>17</td><td>Act 2</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[TARDISman]]</td><td>???</td><td></td><td></td></tr><br />
</table><br />
<br />
==How to play==<br />
<br />
We play on Battle.net, US East, so you'd better get your ass to the shop and buy Diablo. We're usually on IRC and when we're playing, we move to the #slfd2 channel. The usual game name and password are slf/slf.<br />
<br />
==Playgroup Rules==<br />
<br />
<ol><br />
<li>No soloing. We play as a team, minimum players in a game is two.</li><br />
<li>No twinking. Trading with players outside the group is a no-no.</li><br />
<li>No playing with players outside the group, either.</li><br />
</ol></div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Diablo_II&diff=8592Diablo II2010-09-29T21:40:29Z<p>Fernin: /* Who's playing? */</p>
<hr />
<div>'''Diablo II''' is the most awesomest game ever. It comes as no surprise, then, that some of the people from the forums get together and play it.<br />
<br />
It has a plot, but no one really cares about that anyway.<br />
<br />
==Who's playing?==<br />
<table border=1><br />
<tr><td>Name</td><td>Class/Build</td><td>Level</td><td>Notes</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[ReinhartX]]</td><td>Poison Necromancer</td><td>10</td><td>Killed Countess</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[Sehkmaenzo]]</td><td>Whirly Spear Barbarian</td><td>13</td><td>Jail WP</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[Not Sure]]</td><td>Javazon</td><td></td><td></td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[UsaSatsui]]</td><td>Auradin (Holy)</td><td></td><td>Killed Countess</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[Fernin]]</td><td>Martial Arts Assasin</td><td>16</td><td>Andariel</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[Nekkoru]]</td><td>Ice Sorceress</td><td>11</td><td>MF character. Rescued Cain.</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[Valdronius]]</td><td>Werewolf Druid</td><td>17</td><td>Act 2</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[TARDISman]]</td><td>???</td><td></td><td></td></tr><br />
</table><br />
<br />
==How to play==<br />
<br />
We play on Battle.net, US East, so you'd better get your ass to the shop and buy Diablo. We're usually on IRC and when we're playing, we move to the #slfd2 channel. The usual game name and password are slf/slf.<br />
<br />
==Playgroup Rules==<br />
<br />
<ol><br />
<li>No soloing. We play as a team, minimum players in a game is two.</li><br />
<li>No twinking. Trading with players outside the group is a no-no.</li><br />
<li>No playing with players outside the group, either.</li><br />
</ol></div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Diablo_II&diff=8590Diablo II2010-09-29T17:05:24Z<p>Fernin: /* Who's playing? */</p>
<hr />
<div>'''Diablo II''' is the most awesomest game ever. It comes as no surprise, then, that some of the people from the forums get together and play it.<br />
<br />
It has a plot, but no one really cares about that anyway.<br />
<br />
==Who's playing?==<br />
<table border=1><br />
<tr><td>Name</td><td>Class/Build</td><td>Level</td><td>Notes</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[ReinhartX]]</td><td>Poison Necromancer</td><td>10</td><td>Killed Countess</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[Sehkmaenzo]]</td><td>Whirly Spear Barbarian</td><td>13</td><td>Jail WP</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[Not Sure]]</td><td>Javazon</td><td></td><td></td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[UsaSatsui]]</td><td>Auradin (Holy)</td><td></td><td>Killed Countess</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[Fernin]]</td><td>Martial Arts Assasin</td><td>14?</td><td>Jail WP</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[Nekkoru]]</td><td>Ice Sorceress</td><td>11</td><td>MF character. Rescued Cain.</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[Valdronius]]</td><td>Werewolf Druid</td><td>15</td><td>Jail Level 1</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[TARDISman]]</td><td>???</td><td></td><td></td></tr><br />
</table><br />
<br />
==How to play==<br />
<br />
We play on Battle.net, US East, so you'd better get your ass to the shop and buy Diablo. We're usually on IRC and when we're playing, we move to the #slfd2 channel. The usual game name and password are slf/slf.<br />
<br />
==Playgroup Rules==<br />
<br />
<ol><br />
<li>No soloing. We play as a team, minimum players in a game is two.</li><br />
<li>No twinking. Trading with players outside the group is a no-no.</li><br />
<li>No playing with players outside the group, either.</li><br />
</ol></div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Diablo_II&diff=8586Diablo II2010-09-29T15:10:45Z<p>Fernin: /* Playgroup Rules */</p>
<hr />
<div>'''Diablo II''' is the most awesomest game ever. It comes as no surprise, then, that some of the people from the forums get together and play it.<br />
<br />
It has a plot, but no one really cares about that anyway.<br />
<br />
==Who's playing?==<br />
<table border=1><br />
<tr><td>Name</td><td>Class/Build</td><td>Level</td><td>Notes</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[ReinhartX]]</td><td>Poison Necromancer</td><td>10</td><td>Killed Countess</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[Sehkmaenzo]]</td><td>Whirly Spear Barbarian</td><td>9</td><td>Killed Blood Raven</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[Not Sure]]</td><td>Javazon</td><td></td><td></td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[UsaSatsui]]</td><td>Auradin (Holy)</td><td></td><td>Killed Countess</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[Fernin]]</td><td>Martial Arts Assasin</td><td>11</td><td>Rescued Cain.</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[Nekkoru]]</td><td>Ice Sorceress</td><td>11</td><td>MF character. Rescued Cain.</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[Valdronius]]</td><td>Werewolf Druid</td><td>14</td><td>Killed Countess</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[TARDISman]]</td><td>???</td><td></td><td></td></tr><br />
</table><br />
<br />
==How to play==<br />
<br />
We play on Battle.net, so you'd better get your ass to the shop and buy Diablo. We're usually on IRC and when we're playing, we move to the #slfd2 channel. The usual game name and password are slf/slf.<br />
<br />
==Playgroup Rules==<br />
<br />
<ol><br />
<li>No soloing. We play as a team, minimum players in a game is two.</li><br />
<li>No twinking. Trading with players outside the group is a no-no.</li><br />
<li>No playing with players outside the group, either.</li><br />
</ol></div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Diablo_II&diff=8585Diablo II2010-09-29T15:09:13Z<p>Fernin: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''Diablo II''' is the most awesomest game ever. It comes as no surprise, then, that some of the people from the forums get together and play it.<br />
<br />
It has a plot, but no one really cares about that anyway.<br />
<br />
==Who's playing?==<br />
<table border=1><br />
<tr><td>Name</td><td>Class/Build</td><td>Level</td><td>Notes</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[ReinhartX]]</td><td>Poison Necromancer</td><td>10</td><td>Killed Countess</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[Sehkmaenzo]]</td><td>Whirly Spear Barbarian</td><td>9</td><td>Killed Blood Raven</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[Not Sure]]</td><td>Javazon</td><td></td><td></td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[UsaSatsui]]</td><td>Auradin (Holy)</td><td></td><td>Killed Countess</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[Fernin]]</td><td>Martial Arts Assasin</td><td>11</td><td>Rescued Cain.</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[Nekkoru]]</td><td>Ice Sorceress</td><td>11</td><td>MF character. Rescued Cain.</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[Valdronius]]</td><td>Werewolf Druid</td><td>14</td><td>Killed Countess</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[TARDISman]]</td><td>???</td><td></td><td></td></tr><br />
</table><br />
<br />
==How to play==<br />
<br />
We play on Battle.net, so you'd better get your ass to the shop and buy Diablo. We're usually on IRC and when we're playing, we move to the #slfd2 channel. The usual game name and password are slf/slf.<br />
<br />
==Playgroup Rules==<br />
<br />
1. No soloing. We play as a team, minimum players in a game is two.<br />
2. No twinking. Trading with players outside the group is a no-no.<br />
3. No playing with players outside the group, either.</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Diablo_II&diff=8584Diablo II2010-09-29T15:02:30Z<p>Fernin: /* Who's playing? */</p>
<hr />
<div>'''Diablo II''' is the most awesomest game ever. It comes as no surprise, then, that some of the people from the forums get together and play it.<br />
<br />
It has a plot, but no one really cares about that anyway.<br />
<br />
==Who's playing?==<br />
<table border=1><br />
<tr><td>Name</td><td>Class/Build</td><td>Level</td><td>Notes</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[ReinhartX]]</td><td>Poison Necromancer</td><td>10</td><td>Killed Countess</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[Sehkmaenzo]]</td><td>Whirly Spear Barbarian</td><td>9</td><td>Killed Blood Raven</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[Not Sure]]</td><td>Javazon</td><td></td><td></td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[UsaSatsui]]</td><td>Auradin (Holy)</td><td></td><td>Killed Countess</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[Fernin]]</td><td>Martial Arts Assasin</td><td>11</td><td>Rescued Cain.</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[Nekkoru]]</td><td>Ice Sorceress</td><td>11</td><td>MF character. Rescued Cain.</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[Valdronius]]</td><td>Werewolf Druid</td><td>14</td><td>Killed Countess</td></tr><br />
<tr><td>[[TARDISman]]</td><td>???</td><td></td><td></td></tr><br />
</table><br />
<br />
==How to play==<br />
<br />
We play on Battle.net, so you'd better get your ass to the shop and buy Diablo. We're usually on IRC and when we're playing, we move to the #slfd2 channel. The usual game name and password are slf/slf.</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=List_of_SydLexia.com_birthdays&diff=8509List of SydLexia.com birthdays2010-08-17T19:52:41Z<p>Fernin: /* November */</p>
<hr />
<div>This is a list of the birthdays of all participating forum members.<br />
<br />
== January ==<br />
* January 3rd: [[Rycona]]<br />
* January 15th: [[hacker]]<br />
* January 23rd: [[Knyte]]<br />
* January 25th: [[Nekkoru]], [[worstamericanhero]]<br />
<br />
== February ==<br />
* February 10th: [[Chunx]]<br />
* February 17th: [[Valdronius]]<br />
* February 18th: [[Syd Lexia]]<br />
* February 24th: [[SoldierHawk]]<br />
* February 26th: [[Rydog]]<br />
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== March ==<br />
* March 4th: [[Ross Rifle]]<br />
* March 6th: [[Quantinuum]]<br />
* March 10th: [[Ged1928]]<br />
* March 11th: [[FNJ]]<br />
* March 18th: [[Kubo]]<br />
* March 19th: [[Thunderhorse]]<br />
* March 22nd: [[Murdar Machene]]<br />
* March 23rd: [[Black Zarak]]<br />
* March 28th: [[Cattivo]]<br />
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== April ==<br />
* April 1st: [[MOGHARR]]<br />
* April 11th: [[Spanky McCracken]], [[Optimist With Doubts]]<br />
* April 15th: [[SpraCoalee]]<br />
* April 16th: [[greeneyedzeke]]<br />
* April 18th: [[JRA]] (incidentally, this is also birthday of Melissa Joan Hart, a.k.a. Clarissa from ''Clarissa Explains It All'', we should totally have sex that day.)<br />
* April 22th: [[Arlock41]]<br />
<br />
== May ==<br />
* May 7th: [[Undeath]]<br />
*May 8th: [[Aqua Hedgehog]]<br />
* May 9th: [[Lottel]]<br />
* May 14st: [[Doddsino]]<br />
* May 16th: [[Ky-Guy]]<br />
* May 17th: [[krislexia]]<br />
* May 20th: [[Char Aznable]], [[Klimbatize]]<br />
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== June ==<br />
* June 1st: [[Dummies_ch2]]<br />
* June 4th: [[joshwoodzell]]<br />
* June 5th: [[Mr. Bomberman]]<br />
* June 11th: [[cirno]]<br />
* June 15th: [[Bluey]]<br />
* June 16th: [[Enshinkarateman]]<br />
* June 21st: [[APLETHORAOFPINATAS]]<br />
* June 24th: [[TheThunderThief]]<br />
* June 27th: [[Ghandi]]<br />
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== July ==<br />
* July 1st: [[RobotGumshoe]]<br />
* July 2nd: [[Ermac]]<br />
* July 4th: [[UPGFruitofDaLoom]]<br />
* July 9th: [[GPFontaine]]<br />
* July 12th: [[Nekramancer]]<br />
* July 21st: [[Grimmriffer]]<br />
* July 22nd: [[The-Excel]]<br />
* July 30th: [[Drew Linky]]<br />
* July 31st: [[LowEndLem]]<br />
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== August ==<br />
* August 1st: [[SevereFlame]]<br />
* August 3rd: [[Scamrock]]<br />
* August 9th: [[Laminated Sky]]<br />
* August 19th [[Atma84]]<br />
* August 20th: [[aika]]<br />
* August 22nd: [[Neutral_bob]]<br />
* August 26th: [[heeheex2]]<br />
* August 30th: [[Tyop]]<br />
<br />
== September ==<br />
* September 8th: [[bjork]], [[Bobashotmace]]<br />
* September 13th: [[mtgrnwdstar]]<br />
* September 16th: [[jprime]], [[aeonic]]<br />
* September 17th: [[Chrisby]]<br />
* September 18th: [[sidewaydriver]]<br />
* September 22nd: [[StormTrooper2011]]<br />
* September 27th: [[DarkMaze]]<br />
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== October ==<br />
* October 12th: [[King]]<br />
* October 13th: [[Fernin]]<br />
* October 22nd: [[Thorinair]], [[TARDISman]]<br />
* October 31st: [[Professor Hitler]]<br />
<br />
== November ==<br />
* November 1st: [[Douche McCallister]]<br />
* November 3rd: [[SydLexia.com]]<br />
* November 9th: [[Alowishus]], [[Greg the White]]<br />
* November 11th: [[M3GA MAN]]<br />
* November 13th: [[Cameron]]<br />
* November 16th: [[ToGdor]]<br />
* November 25th: [[Eddie hyde|Eddie Hyde]]<br />
* November 26th: [[DarknessDeku]]<br />
* November 30th: [[Andrew_Man]]<br />
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== December ==<br />
* December 9th: [[UsaSatsui]]<br />
* December 10th: [[Not Sure]] was built.<br />
* December 16th: [[Dr. Jeebus]], [[Tsunami Red]]<br />
* December 18th: [[lordsathien]]<br />
* December 29th: [[Tebor]]<br />
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[[Category: Lists]]<br />
[[Category: The Forums]]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LexiaBot9000&diff=8488LexiaBot90002010-08-12T01:08:40Z<p>Fernin: /* Trivia Game Courtesy */</p>
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<div>'''LexiaBot9000''' is an IRC bot run by [[Fernin]] in the [[SydLexia.com IRC channel]]. The bot was added as a trivia game, though right now the trivia sucks (send Fernin some good pop culture questions about the 80's and early 90's, damnit!). <br />
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== On / Off ==<br />
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LexiaBot9000 is turned on and off based on the privileges it is granted by channel operators. The majority of its functionality can be turned on by granting the bot voice. Some additional bot features require full operator privileges.<br />
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== Commands ==<br />
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<!--Add as many commands as you know, so long as they're interesting--><br />
This is a list of some bot commands. More may be added. <br />
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 |<br />
|-<br />
! <div style="width:200px">Command & Syntax</div> !! What it does !! Example Input !! Example Output<br />
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| <code>!time</code> || Outputs Time || !time || It is 21:27:48 right now<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!date</code> || Outputs Date & Time || !date || Today is Thu Jan 22 21:30:43 2009.<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!calc (equation)</code> || Solves Equation || !calc 1+1 || GPFontaine, result is: 2<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!roll</code> || Rolls a number of dice, up to 10 || !roll 5 || rolls the dice for Crazy_Bastard: 1, 2, 1, 3, 3.<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!random (number)(number)</code> || Generates an integer between the two numbers || !random 6 10 || 8<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!convert (number) (C/F) </code> || Convert a temperature. || !convert 60 C || 60° Fahrenheit is 15.555556° Celsius.<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!seen (name)</code> || State when a person was last in the channel || !seen GPFontaine || GPFontaine was last seen quitting IRC 11 mins ago<br />
|-<br />
| Timer <br /><code>!timer (seconds) (message)</code><br /><code>!timer off</code> || Turns the timer on or off. || !timer 5 Stuff. <br /> !timer off || Timer activated. <br /> Timer deactivated.<br />
|-<br />
| Bot Speech <br /> <code>!speak</code><br /><Code>!shutup</code> || Sets the bot to respond or ignore trigger words. Kick triggers are always active. || !speak <br /> !shutup || I can speak! <br /> Shutting up now.<br />
|-<br />
| Trivia Game <br /> <code>!start</code> <br /><code>!stop</code><br /><code>!rank (name)</code> || Start & Stop the Trivia Game or check someone's rank. || !start <br /> !stop <br /> !rank GPFontaine || Starting Trivia. <br /> Trivia stopped. <br /> GPFontaine has 2 points.<br />
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| <code>!addquestion</code> || Submit a question for the trivia game. || !addquestion || A private message from LexiaBot9000 will be sent with instructions to follow. Only one person may use this command at a time. Allow 30 seconds between uses to avoid confusing LexiaBot9000. All entries are reviewed before they are added to the trivia database.<br />
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| High/Low Game <br /> <code>!hl (on/off) (number)</code> <br /> <code>!hl (number guess)</code> || High / Low game || !hl on 10 <br /> !hl 5 <br /> !hl off || Higher/Lower game enabled <br /> Higher, GPFontaine <br />Higher/Lower game disabled.<br />
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| Timebomb Game <br /><code>!timebomb (name)</code><br /><code>!snip (color)</code>|| Timebomb game... this shit is just mean. Limit your usage or you will be booted. || !timebomb GPFontaine <br /> !snip orange || straps a bomb to GPFontaine's back. The display reads [45] seconds. <br /> ...snip GPFontaine was booted from #sydlexia by LexiaBot9000 (*BOOOM!*)<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!fortune</code> || Your fortune will be predicted || !fortune || You will meet a dark, handsome stranger.<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!char (number)</code> || Converts number to ASCII character || !char 43 || ASCII number 43 is equal to +<br />
|-<br />
| Definitions <br /><code>!define (word)</code><br /><code>!defadd (word)</code><br /><code>!defrem (word)</code> || States a definition, adds a definition, or removes a definition || !define Sydapedia <br /><br />!defadd Sydapedia the source of all that is true in this world.<br /><br />!defrem Sydapedia|| Sydapedia: the source of all that is true in this world.<br /><br />Sydapedia stored succesfully.<br /><br />Sydapedia was removed from database.<br />
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| Mastermind <br /><code>!mastermind</code><br /><code>!guess (####)</code><br /><code>!guess quit</code><br /><code>!score (name)</code> || Starts the Mastermind game, guesses a number, quits the game, or checks someone's score. || !mastermind <br /><br /> !guess 1111 <br /><br /> !guess quit <br /><br /> !score Fernin || I'm thinking of a four digit number, with no 0's in it... <br /><br /> You have 0 correct and 0 out of place. <br /><br /> You pansy, you couldn't even take the time to figure out that the number was 3284? <br /><br /> The average amount of guesses Fernin has used to solve Mastermind is 14.25.<br />
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| Craps <br /><code>!craps (on/off/throw)</code> || Starts the craps game, rolls the dice, or ends the craps game. || !craps on <br /><br /> !craps throw <br /><br /> !craps off || Place ya bets! <br /><br /> rolls the dice for Fernin: 3 and 6. Fernin, your target number is now 9. Roll again! <br /><br /> Smart Idea, since you aren't exactly James Bond. Come back again when you're not so unlucky.<br />
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| Money Making Game <br /><code>!money </code><br /><code>!money (1/2/3)</code> || Play the Money Making Game. || !money<br /><br /> !money 1<br /> || Let's Play Money Making Game! <br /><br /> Fernin: -10 -50 +50<br /> Fernin: Sorry, you lose 10 points. <br />
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| Roulette <br /><code>!roulette </code><br /><code>!bet (amount) (type)</code> || Play roulette, place a bet. || !roulette <br /><br /> !bet 10 black || Let's play roulette! <br /><br /> Bet accepted.<br />
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| Russian Roulette <br /><code>!rr #</code><br /><code>!fire</code> || Play Russian Roulette with the specified number of bullets, and fire the gun. || !rr 1<br /><br /> !fire || The bullet is in place! Type !fire to try your luck! <br /> Click! That chamber was empty, Fernin has survived!<br />
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| Rock Paper Scissors <br /><code>!rps (rock/paper/scissors)</code> || Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot. || !rps rock<br /> !rps paper<br /> !rps scissors || throws scissors! You win! <br /> throws paper! It's a tie! <br /> throws rock! You lose!<br />
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| Hot Potato <br /><code>!potato</code><br /><code>!pass (name/trash)</code> || Play Hot Potato, pass the potato to another person or put the potato into the trash. || !potato <br /><br /> !pass GPFontaine <br /><br /> !pass trash || Hot potato! Fernin has the potato right now. Quick, !pass it to somebody else! <br /><br /> Fernin has passed the potato to GPFontaine! Better hurry and pass it to someone else! <br \><br /> Fernin has thrown the potato in the garbage. Game over, folks. <br />
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| Hangman <br /><code>!hangman</code><br /><code>!hangman off</code><br /><code>!letter </code><br /><code>!word</code> || Play hangman, turn hangman off, guess a letter or a word. || !hangman <br /><br /> !hangman off <br /><br /> !letter e <br /><br /> !word testing || Let's play hangman! <br /><br /> The word was communism. Game ended. <br /><br /> e is not in the word. 1 wrong guess so far. <br /><br /> testing is not the word I'm thinking of.<br />
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| Hangvowel <br /><code>!hangvowel</code><br /><code>!hangvowel off</code><br /><code>!hanganswer</code> || Play hangvowel, turn hangvowel off, guess a word. || !hangvowel <br /><br /> !hangvowel off <br /><br /> !hanganswer metal || Let's play hangvowel! <br /><br /> The word was Nepal. Game ended. <br /><br /> metal is not the word I'm thinking of.<br />
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| Snakes & Ladders <br /><code>!snakes on</code><br /><code>!snakes (1/2/3/4)</code><br /><code>!snakes start</code><br /><code>!snakes spin </code><br /><code>!snakes quit</code> || Starts Snakes & Ladders, picks player number, starts the actual game, spins the spinner, or quits the Snakes & Ladders Game. || !snakes on <br /><br /> !snakes 1 <br /><br /> !snakes start <br /><br />!snakes spin <br /><br /> !snakes quit || Spin the spinner and get to the top first! Who's playing? <br /><br /> Player 1: Crazy_Bastard. <br /><br /> Starting the game with 2 players, Crazy_Bastard is up first! <br /><br />Crazy_Bastard moves their piece to 4. You listened to the ops and shut up when you were told to! Your piece is moved forward to 14. <br /><br /> I guess you just have no inner child.<br />
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| Anagram <br /><code>!anagram</code><br /><code>!anagram (word)</code><br /><code>!anagram quit</code> || Starts Anagram game or rescrambles the word, take a guess at the word, and quit the game. || !anagram <br /><br /> !anagram lyosslmig <br /><br /> !anagram quit || The scrambled word is lsgioylsm. <br /><br /> The scrambled word is lyosslmig. <br /><br /> The word was: syllogism.<br />
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| 8ball <br /><code>!8ball (question)</code> || Ask a question and get a response from the 8ball. || !8ball Will you answer my question? || Signs point to yes.<br />
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| Tic Tac Toe, 1 player <br /><code>!ttt1</code><br /><code>!ttt1 (1-9)</code><br /><code>!ttt1 quit</code> || Starts Tic Tac Toe game, picks a spot to put an X, and quits the game. || !ttt1 <br /><br /> !ttt1 1 <br /><br /> !ttt1 quit || Tic Tac Toe! One player mode! Type !ttt1 # to start playing! <br /><br /> X O * <br /> * * * <br /> * * * <br /><br /> What, you want to wimp out of a game of tic tac toe? You must be the world's biggest pansy.<br />
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| Tic Tac Toe, 2 player <br /><code>!ttt2</code><br /><code>!ttt2 (p1/p2)</code><br /><code>!ttt2 (1-9)</code><br /><code>!ttt2 quit</code> || Starts Tic Tac Toe game, selects players, picks a spot to put an X or an O, and quits the game. || !ttt2 <br /><br /> !ttt2 p1 <br /><br /> !ttt2 5 <br /><br /> !ttt2 quit || Tic Tac Toe! Tic Tac Toe! Two player mode! Who's playing today? Type !ttt2 p1 or !ttt2 p2 to join in! <br /><br /> Player 1 is Fernin! <br /><br />* * * <br /> * X * <br /> * * * <br /><br /> What, you want to wimp out of a game of tic tac toe? You must be the world's biggest pansy.<br />
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| Slap! <br /><code>!slap (name)</code><br /><code>!addslap (text)</code> || Slaps someone, or adds a new slap to the bot's database. || !slap FigNewton <br /> !addslap slaps $2 with Patrick Duffy. || slaps FigNewton with Uwe Boll's severed head! <br /> Custom slap #20 added to my database.<br />
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| Blackjack <br /><code>!blackjack</code><br /><code>!hit</code><br /><code>!stand</code> || Play blackjack! || !blackjack <br /> !hit <br /> !stand || Your hand is: 5C QD. <br /> You have been dealt: AS. <br /> The housebot's hand is: 5S 6D. <br />
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|}<br />
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== Trivia Game Courtesy ==<br />
Trivia can be fun, but can also irritate the hell out of people. Follow these, and we'll all get along.<br />
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* Chat takes priority over trivia. If people are talking, ask before hitting !start. If someone says !stop, trivia is over. On the flip side, if you have nothing to chat about, don't stop trivia just because you don't like it. <br />
* Try not to answer questions that you submitted, that's pretty much cheating. Give others a chance, and if they don't get it after three hints, then go ahead and answer it.<br />
* Try not to answer questions that you've seen before. There's only so many questions still, so repeats happen a lot. Give others a chance that may not have seen the question yet. <br />
* The exception to the above is if it's a question that you know everyone has seen, or if it's a Quick! Quick! question. <br />
* Answers which are numbers that are less than 100 are ALL written out. So, if the answer happens to be 3, or 12, or 97, it'll actually be three, twelve, or ninety-seven. This is because of the hint system, and also to prevent the insanely annoying situation where multiple people are spamming "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7!" trying to find the right number quickly. <br />
* Server lag happens. On your screen, what you send will appear in the chatroom immediately. On everyone else's screens, that may not be the case. While it may look like you answered first on your screen, the bot always recognizes the person who appears on its own screen first. This isn't bullshit, it's the internet, so don't bitch about it. <br />
* Being an idiot and making joke answers to <i>every</i> question isn't entertaining. Maybe you're laughing at it, but nobody else is. The same goes for blatantly ignoring the hints that the bot gives when trying to answer seriously, it just makes you look like a gigantic idiot. The hints are there for a reason, to try to help you get the answer, and they are, believe it or not, accurate. The number of asterisks plus revealed letters will always be the same length as the answer itself, and the revealed letters are always in the correct place.<br />
* Don't even think about going to google, wikipedia, gamefaqs, or any other place to look up the answers. That's just plain lame. If you don't know it, too bad.<br />
* The bot is buggy when it comes to giving hints or answers that have numbers in them. This is a known bug, and something that can't be fixed, so kindly stop pointing it out or being all "WTF?!" over it. Furthermore, questions themselves can become completely buggy over time. This happens when a command word (like !char or !rr) is in the answer. The bot gets hung up and confused when it sees a command word, and doesn't recognize the answer for what it is. Spamming what you know is the answer sure as hell ain't gonna do any good.<br />
* When submitting questions, don't submit idiotic nonsense like, "Hello./Spikey Love Nipples" or "Hahahahahahaha./Hahahahaha Hahahaha". And please, no 4chan memes.<br />
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== Trigger Words ==<br />
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The bot also triggers off of some words and phrases, such as "Porn", "Bot", and "bored". No, they're not all going to be listed. Finding them is half the fun.<br />
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*Note: The bot now has the commands !shutup and !speak. These commands turn the triggers off and on, respectively.<br />
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== Other Bot Stuff == <br />
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Some games have a 5 second delay timer on them to prevent bot spam. So far as I can remember, this is currently limited to the !letter command of the Hangman game, and the !fire command of Russian Roulette. <br />
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When playing the !anagram game, correct letters in guesses are capitalized. Additionally, any capitalized letters in the initial jumble are capitalized in the unscrambled word (For example, "TheRiddler" would show as "leheRidrTd", and a guess of "rhetiddler" would be displayed by the bot as "rHEtIDDLER").<br />
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Timebombing or passing the potato to someone who is AFK is nothing short of a dick move, and will get you kicked. That's the reason both of those games can only be turned on by the ops, since the power to kick anyone just shouldn't be available to anyone at all times. Just don't do it.<br />
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Only one timebomb can be out at any given time, and you can't cut the wires on a bomb that isn't on your own body. You can only save yourself, not anyone else.<br />
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While you are free to define and redefine any word or phrase you like, don't use the bot to troll. Also, if there's a disagreement about what something's definition should be, don't get into a definition war and go back and forth removing and redefining it. This is about the most immature thing you can possibly do with the bot and will only serve to piss off the ops, and probably everyone else in the room.<br />
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Any new games may well still be going under beta testing, so don't expect them to work perfectly all the time. If you find any glitches, bugs, or other mistakes, report them to Fernin.<br />
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The !8ball is meant for yes or no questions. If you ask it an open ended question and yell at it for not giving you a good answer, you can expect to be yelled at by whoever else is in the room, because you're probably a moron!<br />
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Ask the bot "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" with the !8ball command sometime, you'll get some fun results.<br />
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Bets you can make in roulette are: Any number between 0 and 36, 00, first, second, third, top, bottom, red, black, odd, or even.<br />
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The Tic Tac Toe board and input goes from 1 to 9, as seen here: <br />
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1 2 3<br><br />
4 5 6<br><br />
7 8 9<br />
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As of now, the bot has no AI in the Tic Tac Toe game, it only picks spots randomly. The AI will come when Fernin has time for it, so don't bring it up, unless you want a rather angry op.<br />
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Some commands and triggers will only work when the bot has ops.<br />
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[[Category: SydLexia.com IRC Channel]]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Forumer_Gallery&diff=8484Forumer Gallery2010-08-08T04:02:08Z<p>Fernin: /* Fernin */</p>
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<div>A picture gallery of [[:Category:Forum Members|SydLexia.com forum members]].<br />
== [[Aika]] ==<br />
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Image:Aika_post.jpg<br />
Image:Aika_1.jpg<br />
Image:Aika_2.jpg<br />
Image:Aika003.jpg<br />
Image:Aika004.jpg<br />
Image:F02-aika.jpg<br />
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== [[Andrew Man]] ==<br />
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== [[anorexorcist]] ==<br />
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Image:Anorexorcist.jpg|(On the right.)<br />
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== [[Ash Burton]] ==<br />
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Image:Ash_1.jpg|(On the very right.)<br />
Image:Ash_2.jpg<br />
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== [[Asmodeous667]] ==<br />
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Image:Asmodeous667.jpg<br />
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== [[Blackout]] ==<br />
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Image:Blackout.jpg<br />
Image:F07-blackout.jpg<br />
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== [[Black Zarak]] ==<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:BlackZarak.jpg<br />
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== [[Burt Reynolds]] ==<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:Burt_Reynolds.jpg<br />
Image:F08-Burt Reynolds.jpg<br />
Image:F09-Burt Reynolds.jpg<br />
Image:F10-Burt Reynolds.jpg<br />
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Image:Burt_Reynolds_2.jpg<br />
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== [[Cameron]] ==<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:Cam-win4.JPG<br />
Image:Cameron1.JPG<br />
Image:HNI_0016.JPG|Cameron's intense Zoolander-esque face.<br />
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== [[Cattivo]] ==<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:Cattivo.jpg<br />
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== [[Char Aznable]] ==<br />
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Image:CharJihad.jpg<br />
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== [[Chrisby]] ==<br />
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Image:Chrisby.jpg<br />
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== [[Chunx]] ==<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:Chunx.jpg<br />
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== [[Crazy_Bastard]] ==<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:CB_Shirt.jpg<br />
Image:Crazy_bastard2.jpg<br />
Image:CB3.jpg<br />
Image:CB_Boobs.jpg<br />
Image:CB_Badass.jpg<br />
Image:Heartglasses.jpg<br />
Image:CB_Noir.jpg<br />
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== [[Crookshow]] ==<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:Crookshow_1.jpg<br />
Image:Crookshow_2.jpg<br />
Image:F13-crookshow.jpg<br />
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== [[Douche McCallister]] ==<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:Douche_McCallister.jpg<br />
Image:Douche_Val.jpg<br />
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== [[Drewbocop]] ==<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:F14-drewbocop.jpg<br />
Image:F15-drewbocop.jpg<br />
Image:F16-drewbocop.jpg<br />
Image:F17-drewbocop.jpg<br />
Image:Drewbocop_1.jpg<br />
Image:Drewbocop_2.jpg<br />
Image:Drewbocop_3.jpg<br />
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== [[Enshinkarateman]] ==<br />
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[[Category:The Forums]]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=File:Fernin2.jpg&diff=8483File:Fernin2.jpg2010-08-08T04:01:02Z<p>Fernin: </p>
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<div></div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K/33&diff=8423MSLT3K/332010-07-26T23:47:16Z<p>Fernin: </p>
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<div>''The Secret of NIMH'' was the twenty-ninth movie done by [[MSLT3K]]. The crew for this session consisted of [[Captain_Pollution | FigNewton]], [[Fernin]], [[TARDISman]], [[BlazingGlory]], and [[Drew_Linky]].<br />
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==Log==<br />
<blockquote><br />
[22:39] <Fernin> guess we're just waiting on Tardis to save, then<br />
[22:40] <TARDISman> Damn volcano dungeon, just got to the entrance<br />
[22:41] <TARDISman> Saved, ready<br />
[22:41] <Fernin> ready<br />
[22:41] <Fievel> Ready!<br />
[22:41] <BlazingGlory> I'm good<br />
[22:42] <TARDISman> Goooooooo!<br />
[22:43] <Fernin> ...the hell?<br />
[22:43] <TARDISman> Huh, odd coincidence, I just saw a really nice picture of... what the fuck?<br />
[22:43] <TARDISman> Northern Lights<br />
[22:43] <BlazingGlory> Hey, that opening sequence was so good, lets do it twice!<br />
[22:43] <Fernin> wait for it, it could still happen a third time<br />
[22:44] <Fievel> Oh fuck<br />
[22:44] <TARDISman> Oh my god the inkwell just regenerated!<br />
[22:44] <BlazingGlory> Holy crap, it's HAL 3000's eye!<br />
[22:45] <Fernin> for those who haven't read the book... that magical talisman isn't in it<br />
[22:45] <TARDISman> I read one of them...<br />
[22:45] <TARDISman> I think Martin the Warrior or something<br />
[22:45] <TARDISman> THE MASTER'S IN THIS?!<br />
[22:45] <Fernin> ...that's Redwall, Tardis, an entirely different series<br />
[22:46] <Fernin> this is a different author and a different world<br />
[22:46] <TARDISman> Ah well then<br />
[22:46] <Fievel> Hmm<br />
[22:46] <Fievel> I think I watched this movie about a year ago<br />
[22:47] <Fernin> also, Blaze, despite the name, we do more than make fun of the movies we watch ;)<br />
[22:47] <Fernin> particularly wondrous works of art like this one<br />
[22:47] <BlazingGlory> Opps...sorry:(<br />
[22:47] <Fievel> Can we watch Secret of NIMH 2 next week?<br />
[22:48] <Fievel> :O<br />
[22:48] <Fernin> I'd kick you if I had ops<br />
[22:48] <Fernin> in fact...<br />
[22:48] <Fievel> Heh<br />
[22:48] <TARDISman> Wait, I did read some of Racso and the Rats of NIMH a few years ago<br />
[22:48] <Fernin> ...Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH<br />
[22:49] <TARDISman> Nope, the sequel<br />
[22:49] <TARDISman> Ready with part 2<br />
[22:49] <Fernin> part 2, which we'll be watching... some amount of<br />
[22:50] <Fievel> I want to say go for this one<br />
[22:50] <Fievel> I forgot about this window, last time<br />
[22:50] <Fievel> Ready, Blaze, Fern?<br />
[22:50] <BlazingGlory> yup<br />
[22:50] <Fernin> yep<br />
[22:50] <Fievel> And yeah, when are we stopping?<br />
[22:50] <Fernin> I'll say when<br />
[22:50] <Fievel> Kay<br />
[22:50] <Fievel> Goo!<br />
[22:51] <TARDISman> TIGER!<br />
[22:51] <Fernin> haha, yeah, good ol' Dom Deluise<br />
[22:52] <Fievel> I always thought his voice looked weird in this character<br />
[22:52] <TARDISman> Yeah<br />
[22:52] <Fernin> and... when<br />
[22:52] <TARDISman> Ready with the real part 2<br />
[22:52] <Fernin> ...I think we passed the point when they overlap a while back, actually<br />
[22:52] <Fievel> Ready 's well<br />
[22:52] <BlazingGlory> k<br />
[22:53] <Fernin> on to a lovely higher definition version<br />
[22:53] <Fievel> Ooh<br />
[22:53] <Fievel> Just a second<br />
[22:54] * LowEndLem (~chatzilla@c-24-14-193-164.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #mslt3k<br />
[22:54] <Fievel> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL99yjgHjBM&feature=related<br />
[22:54] <Fievel> So yeah, say when that's halfways loaded<br />
[22:54] <LowEndLem> Alright<br />
[22:54] <Fievel> Hmmm<br />
[22:54] * Fievel is now known as FigNewton<br />
[22:54] <FigNewton> Darn<br />
[22:55] * FigNewton is now known as Fievel<br />
[22:55] <Fievel> I thought maybe Hacker'd've added me as an op <br />
[22:55] <TARDISman> I guess I just typecast DeLuise as a big guy since the Fievel movies<br />
[22:56] <Fernin> don't forget his classic role in Men in Tights as Don Giovanni<br />
[22:56] <TARDISman> Still need to finish that...<br />
[22:56] * TARDISman is ashamed<br />
[22:56] <LowEndLem> Yeah, I'm ready.<br />
[22:57] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[22:57] <Fernin> ready<br />
[22:57] <BlazingGlory> ready<br />
[22:57] <LowEndLem> ready<br />
[22:57] <Fievel> Umm, una momenta<br />
[22:57] <Fievel> Sorry, something's come up momentarilly<br />
[22:58] <LowEndLem> you know, I've never seen ths movie<br />
[22:59] <LowEndLem> all of it, anyway<br />
[22:59] <LowEndLem> I've only seen it in bits<br />
[22:59] <BlazingGlory> ditto<br />
[22:59] <Fernin> have you seen the very beginning of it, Lem?<br />
[22:59] <Fievel> Tsk tsk<br />
[22:59] <LowEndLem> Nooo<br />
[23:00] <Fernin> heh, so far, you've missed Mrs. Brisby going down to talk with the old mouse, Mr. Ages, telling him that her son Timothy is sick with a fever, he gives her a medicine for him, she marvels at the experiments he has going<br />
[23:00] <LowEndLem> I probably won't have much commentary on it, watching it for the first time<br />
[23:00] <Fernin> and she met Jeremy and began to untangle him from the red string he's bundled in<br />
[23:01] * TheThunderThief (~chatzilla@adsl-75-21-203-99.dsl.chcgil.sbcglobal.net) has joined #mslt3k<br />
[23:01] <Fievel> Thunder!<br />
[23:01] <Fernin> TT!<br />
[23:01] <BlazingGlory> Mr. Thief!<br />
[23:01] <Fievel> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL99yjgHjBM&feature=related<br />
[23:01] <TARDISman> TT!<br />
[23:01] <TheThunderThief> Ahoy!<br />
[23:01] <LowEndLem> hey<br />
[23:05] <Fernin> on the plus side of all this waiting for people to load, I'm getting further through Jeebus' M11 set review :3<br />
[23:05] * Drew_Linky (~drewlinky@mo-71-51-194-132.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) has joined #mslt3k<br />
[23:05] <Drew_Linky> Thanks Fern.<br />
[23:05] <Fievel> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL99yjgHjBM&feature=related<br />
[23:05] <Fievel> Yay Fernin!<br />
[23:06] <Fievel> So yeah, once Lem, Thunder, n' Drew are loaded, I'm fine, now<br />
[23:06] <Drew_Linky> What kind of movie is it?<br />
[23:06] <Fievel> You've never seen it, either?<br />
[23:06] <BlazingGlory> Already read it. I know now he hates life gain with a firey passion<br />
[23:06] <Fievel> Yeesh<br />
[23:06] * Fernin gasps.<br />
[23:06] <Fievel> How did you people find this website?<br />
[23:06] <TARDISman> LUCKY CHARMS SUCK<br />
[23:06] <BlazingGlory> lol<br />
[23:06] <Fernin> so many people who have never seen Secret of NIMH... how is this possible?<br />
[23:06] * ptrizzle (~some@adsl-36-166-229.asm.bellsouth.net) has joined #mslt3k<br />
[23:06] <Fievel> Trizzle!<br />
[23:06] <Fernin> welcome, pt :D<br />
[23:06] <BlazingGlory> pt!<br />
[23:06] <Fievel> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL99yjgHjBM&feature=related<br />
[23:07] <Fievel> We should run stats for #MLST3K<br />
[23:07] <Fievel> lol<br />
[23:07] <Fernin> hahaha<br />
[23:07] <Fievel> So<br />
[23:07] <Fievel> Since we started the movie, the crew hath doubled<br />
[23:07] <TARDISman> I'd probably be #2<br />
[23:07] <Fievel> Nice<br />
[23:07] <Drew_Linky> Lol.<br />
[23:07] <Fernin> anyways, Drew, Secret of NIMH is a movie about... uhm... well, mice, and... *opens and closes his mouth several times*...<br />
[23:08] <Drew_Linky> Hm?<br />
[23:08] <Drew_Linky> Go ahead, I can take anything.<br />
[23:08] <Fernin> I don't know what to say about it that doesn't give anything away...<br />
[23:08] <Drew_Linky> Except horror.<br />
[23:08] <ptrizzle> It's part 2 right<br />
[23:08] <Fievel> Yeah, the one I linked<br />
[23:08] <Drew_Linky> As long as it's not a horror or outright suspense, I can deal with it.<br />
[23:08] <ptrizzle> Awesome<br />
[23:08] <Fievel> Have you seen All Dogs Go To Heaven, An American Tail, and the Land Before Time, out of curiousity?<br />
[23:09] <Fernin> if you've seen America Tail, you know the style of the movie<br />
[23:09] <Fernin> American*<br />
[23:09] <LowEndLem> hey, someone ping me when we're ready, okay?<br />
[23:09] <TARDISman> 'MERIKA!<br />
[23:09] <Drew_Linky> I'm ready.<br />
[23:09] <Drew_Linky> And American Tail was great, in my opinion.<br />
[23:09] <Drew_Linky> I'm up.<br />
[23:09] <Fievel> How's your video goin', TheThunderThief?<br />
[23:09] <Fievel> Yeah, I /loved/ American Tail<br />
[23:10] <ptrizzle> It seems like I recognize his voice<br />
[23:10] <TheThunderThief> I'm starting at pt 3, so whenever it is you're starting that<br />
[23:10] <Drew_Linky> I'm ready whenever you guys are.<br />
[23:10] <Fernin> hold up, pt, we all watch at the same time<br />
[23:10] <BlazingGlory> ready<br />
[23:10] <ptrizzle> Ok<br />
[23:10] <Fernin> ...we haven't even started part 2, TT, why not watch that with us?<br />
[23:11] <Fievel> ^<br />
[23:11] <Fernin> Fig, don't even think about inviting Snow<br />
[23:11] <ptrizzle> lol<br />
[23:11] <Fievel> Yeah, no worries<br />
[23:11] <TheThunderThief> I wasnt sure where you guys were in the movie I thought you were already watching 2<br />
[23:11] * Retrieving #mslt3k modes...<br />
[23:11] <TARDISman> I'm not too violent<br />
[23:11] <TARDISman> But I will end you<br />
[23:12] <BlazingGlory> Is Snow really that big of a troll?<br />
[23:12] <TARDISman> No, he's just really damn annoying<br />
[23:12] <TheThunderThief> Just a blowhard<br />
[23:12] <Fernin> he's not a troll, he's just dumb, and extremely hyper<br />
[23:12] <BlazingGlory> I noticed<br />
[23:12] <Drew_Linky> Ah.<br />
[23:12] <Fievel> Yeah<br />
[23:12] <Fernin> he types at a mile a minute, doesn't bother to put any thought into what he says<br />
[23:13] <Fievel> He's pretty annoying<br />
[23:13] <Drew_Linky> Never seen the guy, so I can't say.<br />
[23:14] <Fernin> oh, pt, the voice you recognized, you might know him as Tiger from An American Tail or Fievel Goes West<br />
[23:15] <ptrizzle> Fievel Goes West probably<br />
[23:15] <ptrizzle> Never saw the other<br />
[23:15] <BlazingGlory> That last comment he made makes me understand why you won't invite him in<br />
[23:16] <Fievel> lol<br />
[23:16] <BlazingGlory> TARDIS, your my hero<br />
[23:16] <Drew_Linky> Jesus, Snow is like talking caffiene.<br />
[23:19] <Fernin> all in favor of a ban, once we're ready to start the movie?<br />
[23:19] <LowEndLem> a ban of snow?<br />
[23:20] <Fernin> indeed<br />
[23:20] * TARDISman cringes<br />
[23:20] <BlazingGlory> Aye<br />
[23:20] <TARDISman> YES<br />
[23:20] <Fievel> Eh, he's not really doing anything<br />
[23:20] <TARDISman> FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY YES<br />
[23:20] <Fievel> I'm sure he'll shut up soon enough, anyway<br />
[23:20] <LowEndLem> I abstain from voting<br />
[23:20] <ptrizzle> I feel bad<br />
[23:20] <Fernin> ...seriously, Fig?<br />
[23:20] <ptrizzle> Sort of<br />
[23:20] <Fernin> have you spent more than 5 minutes with the guy in the past few days?<br />
[23:20] <Drew_Linky> I feel bad for saying so, but... yeah, ban snow.<br />
[23:20] <BlazingGlory> I think he could probably carry on a conversation with himself<br />
[23:21] <Drew_Linky> I really HAVEN'T spent five minutes with the guy, and he's already fucking annoying.<br />
[23:21] <Fievel> I dunno, I haven't seen him monologue any, I don't think<br />
[23:21] <Fievel> I figured most everyone who's here would be watching the movie<br />
[23:21] <BlazingGlory> Scroll up a little, it's there<br />
[23:22] <Fernin> he monologued just this afternoon, and has monologued (and annoyed the bloody piss out of everyone in the room) on numerous occasions over the past few days<br />
[23:22] <LowEndLem> He could probably filibuster like a /motherfuck/ in the Senate.<br />
[23:22] <Fievel> Oh, I wasn't here for that I guess<br />
[23:22] <LowEndLem> We should get him to run<br />
[23:22] <Fievel> Sure, then<br />
[23:22] <Fernin> TT, pt, you two ready?<br />
[23:23] <ptrizzle> YEah<br />
[23:23] <Drew_Linky> I'm ready.<br />
[23:23] <LowEndLem> you know<br />
[23:23] <LowEndLem> I could've watched part 1 by now, haha<br />
[23:23] <TARDISman> Usually when I hit someone with the shovel they take the hint<br />
[23:23] <Fernin> ...who besides Tako and Snow have you hit?<br />
[23:23] <TARDISman> I've threatened Fig once or twice<br />
[23:23] <TARDISman> I think maybe Hack or M3G<br />
[23:24] <Fievel> You have?<br />
[23:24] <LowEndLem> The last one isn't a person<br />
[23:24] <Fievel> What was I doing?<br />
[23:24] <TheThunderThief> Yes<br />
[23:24] <Fievel> Wait, can we talk to Snow for a moment longer?<br />
[23:24] <BlazingGlory> He's getting ballsy isn't he?<br />
[23:24] <Drew_Linky> Sigh.<br />
[23:25] <Drew_Linky> I like how Syd copied me on the Fairgrounds.<br />
[23:25] <Fievel> Okay, everyone ready?<br />
[23:25] * Fernin is now known as Fernin|Movie<br />
[23:25] <LowEndLem> ready<br />
[23:25] <Drew_Linky> But it's also disturbing. And yes, ready.<br />
[23:25] <TheThunderThief> Set<br />
[23:25] * LowEndLem is now known as LemNIMH<br />
[23:25] * Drew_Linky is now known as Drew_Link|Movie<br />
[23:25] <Fernin|Movie> ready<br />
[23:25] <BlazingGlory> ready<br />
[23:25] <Drew_Link|Movie> :D<br />
[23:25] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[23:25] <Fernin|Movie> oh, for those who weren't here for part 1...<br />
[23:25] <Fievel> We should edit that break out of the log, when we post it<br />
[23:25] <Fievel> TheThunderThief?<br />
[23:26] <Fernin|Movie> so far, you've missed Mrs. Brisby going down to talk with the old mouse, Mr. Ages, telling him that her son Timothy is sick with a fever, he gives her a medicine for him, she marvels at the experiments he has going<br />
[23:26] <TheThunderThief> [22:25] <TheThunderThief> Set<br />
[23:26] <Fernin|Movie> and she met Jeremy and began to untangle him from the red string he's bundled in<br />
[23:26] <Fievel> Ope, sorry<br />
[23:27] <Drew_Link|Movie> Ah.<br />
[23:27] <TARDISman> 2 seconds<br />
[23:30] * Fernin|Movie taps his foot.<br />
[23:30] <TARDISman> Sorry<br />
[23:30] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[23:31] <LemNIMH> ready...<br />
[23:31] <Drew_Link|Movie> rEADY.<br />
[23:31] <Drew_Link|Movie> Whoa, caps..<br />
[23:31] <Drew_Link|Movie> Ready.<br />
[23:31] <TheThunderThief> Still set<br />
[23:31] <BlazingGlory> I'm good<br />
[23:31] <ptrizzle> Ready<br />
[23:31] <Fernin|Movie> still ready<br />
[23:31] <Fievel> Umm, yeah, sorry<br />
[23:31] <Fievel> Goo!<br />
[23:32] <LemNIMH> ....this bird is weird<br />
[23:32] <Fievel> This is much nicer to look at than the last guy's<br />
[23:32] <Fernin|Movie> Dragon is the farm cat... bit of a menace<br />
[23:32] <TARDISman> Yeah, definitely<br />
[23:32] <BlazingGlory> Isn't that cat, like part wolf?<br />
[23:32] <Fernin|Movie> haha, he certainly looks it<br />
[23:33] <LemNIMH> That bird is an /itiot/<br />
[23:33] <TheThunderThief> What an asshole<br />
[23:33] <Fernin|Movie> ...I just can't listen to Dom Deluise laughing without smiling myself :3<br />
[23:33] <LemNIMH> is he functionally retarded?<br />
[23:34] <TARDISman> Ohhhhh shit!<br />
[23:34] <LemNIMH> Holy crap cap<br />
[23:34] <BlazingGlory> Yup, part wolf<br />
[23:34] <Fernin|Movie> just a warning, this movie has a lot of Oh shi- moments like that<br />
[23:34] <Drew_Link|Movie> Sneeze already, jesus.<br />
[23:34] <LemNIMH> Cats don't roar, tho<br />
[23:34] <LemNIMH> well<br />
[23:34] <LemNIMH> this one can<br />
[23:34] <LemNIMH> because it scares me<br />
[23:35] <Fernin|Movie> not the medicine! Little Timmy needs it!<br />
[23:35] <TARDISman> Cats with glass eyes scare the shit out of me<br />
[23:35] <LemNIMH> How does a cat get a glass eye?!<br />
[23:36] <BlazingGlory> Please die you stupid bird<br />
[23:36] <TARDISman> With wuatah<br />
[23:36] <TARDISman> God I love his accent<br />
[23:38] <LemNIMH> Dick-bird's a dick<br />
[23:38] <BlazingGlory> I concur<br />
[23:38] <Fernin|Movie> ...don't worry, the movie eventually gets humor other than Hey, this bird's dumb, laugh at his klutziness!<br />
[23:39] <LemNIMH> is that rat eastern european?<br />
[23:39] <Drew_Link|Movie> Good.<br />
[23:39] <TARDISman> REady<br />
[23:39] <Fievel> Ready?<br />
[23:39] <Fernin|Movie> pfft... nice cutoff point<br />
[23:39] <Drew_Link|Movie> Ready.<br />
[23:39] <BlazingGlory> Iready<br />
[23:39] <LemNIMH> readu<br />
[23:39] <Fernin|Movie> Lem... Auntie /Shrew/ is a... Shrew<br />
[23:39] <LemNIMH> ....<br />
[23:39] <LemNIMH> oh.<br />
[23:39] <Fernin|Movie> also, ready<br />
[23:39] <Drew_Link|Movie> LOL<br />
[23:40] <TheThunderThief> ready<br />
[23:40] <ptrizzle> ready<br />
[23:40] <Fievel> Goo!<br />
[23:40] <Drew_Link|Movie> ... Why me?<br />
[23:40] <TARDISman> She could be a star on the Hills<br />
[23:41] <TARDISman> Man, this mouse is badass!<br />
[23:41] <Fernin|Movie> Spoilers for the horrendously bad 2nd movie: Martin there becomes there villain<br />
[23:41] <BlazingGlory> I like that kid<br />
[23:41] <TARDISman> Or rat<br />
[23:41] <Fernin|Movie> goes batshit insane, too<br />
[23:41] <LemNIMH> Rat goes nuts?<br />
[23:41] <Fernin|Movie> mouse, family of mice<br />
[23:41] <LemNIMH> Oh shit, auntie's dead<br />
[23:41] <Fernin|Movie> you'll meet the rats later on<br />
[23:42] <TARDISman> Everyone keeps getting tripped up on their clothes<br />
[23:42] <LemNIMH> WEED!<br />
[23:42] <LemNIMH> The best kind of medication<br />
[23:42] <ptrizzle> Weed tea<br />
[23:43] <LemNIMH> Weed tea sounds /great/<br />
[23:43] * Fernin|Movie gets misty eyed immediately at this song.<br />
[23:43] <LemNIMH> That fat little mouse is a villain next movie?<br />
[23:43] <Fernin|Movie> he is, yeah<br />
[23:43] <Fernin|Movie> I'll say how after the movie, if you remind me<br />
[23:43] <BlazingGlory> Why, he seems more like a jerk with a heart of gold to me<br />
[23:43] <LemNIMH> I think I may<br />
[23:44] <LemNIMH> "Timmy's got mouse AIDS!"<br />
[23:44] <Fernin|Movie> the second movie doesn't follow the second book at all, though... it goes off on its own stupid path and adds the most retarded songs<br />
[23:44] <BlazingGlory> lol<br />
[23:44] <Drew_Link|Movie> Hm<br />
[23:44] <TARDISman> Like every damn Land Before Time movie?<br />
[23:44] <Fernin|Movie> exactly<br />
[23:44] <TARDISman> Apart from the first sequel<br />
[23:44] <TARDISman> I kinda liked that one growing up<br />
[23:45] <TARDISman> If I could find that I'd rewatch it<br />
[23:45] <ptrizzle> Naambla came by today<br />
[23:45] <TARDISman> Whup, there it is, by Kindergarten Cop<br />
[23:47] <LemNIMH> huh.<br />
[23:47] <LemNIMH> shit be fucked<br />
[23:47] <Fernin|Movie> time to beat feet, little critters<br />
[23:47] <BlazingGlory> That is some serious biodervisity. Where the hell is this farm?<br />
[23:47] <Fievel> Ready?<br />
[23:47] <TARDISman> HOLY SHIT<br />
[23:47] <TARDISman> Yeah<br />
[23:48] <Fernin|Movie> ready<br />
[23:48] <ptrizzle> Yeah<br />
[23:48] <LemNIMH> ready<br />
[23:48] <Fernin|Movie> and there's that still that spooked Blaze<br />
[23:48] <TheThunderThief> ready<br />
[23:48] <TARDISman> Yeah, scared me a bit too<br />
[23:48] <BlazingGlory> yup lovely<br />
[23:48] <BlazingGlory> I'm good<br />
[23:48] <LemNIMH> yek<br />
[23:48] <Fievel> Goo!<br />
[23:48] <Drew_Link|Movie> Ready.<br />
[23:49] <Fievel> Oops, sorry Drew<br />
[23:49] <Drew_Link|Movie> Er?<br />
[23:49] <Fievel> I said to begin four seconds before you said you were ready<br />
[23:49] <Drew_Link|Movie> Oh.<br />
[23:49] <Drew_Link|Movie> Ah well.<br />
[23:50] <Fernin|Movie> and Auntie Shrew saves the day<br />
[23:50] <ptrizzle> it runs on Kool Aid<br />
[23:50] <BlazingGlory> Oh shit, It just closed on me :(<br />
[23:50] <TARDISman> Auntie Shrew, bonafide badass<br />
[23:50] <LemNIMH> "I'm gonna be a badass!" *crycrycry*<br />
[23:50] <ptrizzle> Someone's watching...<br />
[23:51] <TARDISman> I smell Time Lord...<br />
[23:52] <Fernin|Movie> so he takes her at dusk, what a smart guy<br />
[23:52] <Drew_Link|Movie> Lol.<br />
[23:52] <Fernin|Movie> You can tell it's the Owl's tree because it's extra spooky<br />
[23:53] <Fievel> Man, I'm sweating aload<br />
[23:53] <Fievel> I think I might have to cut out early :(<br />
[23:53] <Fernin|Movie> aww :(<br />
[23:53] * TARDISman starts humming the song from the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark<br />
[23:54] <TARDISman> You ok over there Fig?<br />
[23:54] <BlazingGlory> I know that voice<br />
[23:54] <Fernin|Movie> Brisby's, or the Great Owl's?<br />
[23:54] <BlazingGlory> Owl<br />
[23:54] <ptrizzle> Yum<br />
[23:54] <TARDISman> OH SHIT!<br />
[23:54] <LemNIMH> ZUUL MOTHAFUCKA ZUUL<br />
[23:55] <Fievel> Feeling ill-ish, I think it's just the heat<br />
[23:55] <TARDISman> Owl's fuckin' badass<br />
[23:56] <LemNIMH> So sayeth ZUUL<br />
[23:56] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[23:56] <Fernin|Movie> ready<br />
[23:56] <ptrizzle> How could he get his eyebrows waxed?<br />
[23:56] <Fievel> Yeah, I think I'm out<br />
[23:56] <Fievel> Sorry, guys<br />
[23:56] <TARDISman> FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG!!!<br />
[23:56] <TheThunderThief> ready<br />
[23:56] <Fernin|Movie> night, Fig<br />
[23:56] <LemNIMH> ready<br />
[23:56] <LemNIMH> night fig<br />
[23:56] <ptrizzle> ready<br />
[23:57] * TARDISman goes to sob in the corner<br />
[23:57] * Fievel (~eggburns@S01060011950ac7e5.ed.shawcable.net) has left #mslt3k<br />
[23:57] <Fernin|Movie> I'll take over on the Go! duties, then<br />
[23:57] <TARDISman> Awww<br />
[23:57] <TARDISman> Ok<br />
[23:57] <Fernin|Movie> lol, you want it, Tardis?<br />
[23:57] <Drew_Link|Movie> Eh heh.<br />
[23:57] <TARDISman> ...A bit but whatevs<br />
[23:57] <Fernin|Movie> by all means, go right ahead :3<br />
[23:57] <TARDISman> Blaze, you ready?<br />
[23:57] <BlazingGlory> yup<br />
[23:58] <Drew_Link|Movie> Ready.<br />
[23:58] <LemNIMH> readty<br />
[23:58] <TARDISman> Ok then... Goooo!<br />
[23:58] <TheThunderThief> ready<br />
[23:58] <BlazingGlory> Had to rebuffer everything, but I'm good<br />
[23:58] <LemNIMH> and now comes the animal porn.<br />
[23:58] <LemNIMH> she said she'd do /anything/<br />
[23:59] <ptrizzle> I want light bulb eyes dammit<br />
[23:59] <LemNIMH> how does an owl limp?<br />
[23:59] <Drew_Link|Movie> That would be awesome.<br />
[23:59] <TARDISman> I wish I could walk off all badass...<br />
[23:59] * TARDISman kicks a can dejectedly<br />
[23:59] <ptrizzle> Gangsta lean<br />
[23:59] <Drew_Link|Movie> And they did it in Rock A Doodle Doo, I don't doubt they could do it here.<br />
[23:59] <Fernin|Movie> a very good point, that<br />
[00:00] <Fernin|Movie> Rock a Doodle was a /horrible/ movie, but the owls were at least decent<br />
[00:00] <LemNIMH> ninja!<br />
Session Time: Fri Jul 09 00:00:00 2010<br />
[00:00] <TARDISman> That's 4 times<br />
[00:00] <BlazingGlory> Scrappy bird is a Scrappy<br />
[00:00] <LemNIMH> Trope is a trope<br />
[00:01] <TARDISman> Your Milage May Vary<br />
[00:01] <BlazingGlory> Har har har<br />
[00:02] <LemNIMH> Oh you stupid bird!<br />
[00:02] <TARDISman> Wah wah!<br />
[00:02] <Fernin|Movie> Sleeping cat: Not just a fact of nature, it's a plot point!<br />
[00:02] <BlazingGlory> That cat has an awesome mustache <br />
[00:03] <LemNIMH> You know, my dad would've had me set fire to that thorn bush like, years ago<br />
[00:03] <Fernin|Movie> just about every cool male character in this movie does<br />
[00:03] <LemNIMH> man what.<br />
[00:03] <TARDISman> Purdy<br />
[00:04] <LemNIMH> this is the most fucked up thorn bush since I stopped shaving my pubes<br />
[00:04] <BlazingGlory> Find the diamond in the rough!<br />
[00:04] <Drew_Link|Movie> Er.<br />
[00:04] <TARDISman> Hahaha! Aladdin<br />
[00:04] <Drew_Link|Movie> Awesome eyes.<br />
[00:04] <LemNIMH> She can't fight but damn she can dodge<br />
[00:04] <TARDISman> Wow, this guy's a douchebag<br />
[00:04] <LemNIMH> Fragile Speedster?<br />
[00:05] <Fernin|Movie> gotta protect the home turf<br />
[00:05] <Drew_Link|Movie> I agree, can't he just let up for a second? Maybe give her a cupcake or something?<br />
[00:05] <TARDISman> Nice cut<br />
[00:05] <Fernin|Movie> aww, lame<br />
[00:05] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[00:05] <Fernin|Movie> cut off his stuttering realization<br />
[00:05] <Fernin|Movie> ready<br />
[00:05] <LemNIMH> ready<br />
[00:05] <ptrizzle> ready<br />
[00:06] <BlazingGlory> ready<br />
[00:06] <BlazingGlory> and stop mocking me Lem<br />
[00:06] <LemNIMH> I'm mocking you?<br />
[00:06] <TARDISman> TT and Drew?<br />
[00:06] <Drew_Link|Movie> Ready.<br />
[00:06] <BlazingGlory> You and tardis and my trope references<br />
[00:06] <TheThunderThief> Ich bin bereit<br />
[00:06] <TARDISman> Righty-o and go!<br />
[00:06] <LemNIMH> ...we're tropers, man<br />
[00:07] <ptrizzle> We have<br />
[00:07] <LemNIMH> "The beard says no!"<br />
[00:08] <TARDISman> Oh Brutus, you little scamp<br />
[00:08] <LemNIMH> "Let's go, bitch, your son's dying."<br />
[00:08] <BlazingGlory> Stalkervision activate!<br />
[00:08] <TARDISman> Who's this slick sucka<br />
[00:08] <ptrizzle> Warts on his hands<br />
[00:09] <BlazingGlory> He's in a fucking cast, of course he's limping<br />
[00:09] <Fernin|Movie> to a mouse, three feet is pretty damned tall<br />
[00:09] <TARDISman> 'Tis<br />
[00:09] <Drew_Link|Movie> Jesus, three feet... I'd be a god to a mouse.<br />
[00:09] <TARDISman> Reminds me of a Bug's Life line<br />
[00:10] <TARDISman> Holy crap, his face looks like Basil from Great Mouse Detective<br />
[00:10] <Drew_Link|Movie> Never seen it.<br />
[00:10] <LemNIMH> Hey, I'll be in and out of this<br />
[00:10] <TARDISman> Really nice movie<br />
[00:10] <LemNIMH> I have to wait for my sister to get home<br />
[00:11] <Drew_Link|Movie> Ah.<br />
[00:12] <LemNIMH> I like this movie<br />
[00:12] <TARDISman> Wow, Fie, never heard that before in an animated movie<br />
[00:12] <Drew_Link|Movie> I like this movie too.<br />
[00:12] <Drew_Link|Movie> It's very... engaging.<br />
[00:12] <Drew_Link|Movie> And realistic.<br />
[00:12] <Drew_Link|Movie> Besides the whole mouse thing.<br />
[00:12] <LemNIMH> This is a damn good movie<br />
[00:12] <TARDISman> Gasp!<br />
[00:13] <Drew_Link|Movie> Oh shit, Wizard of Oz similarity.<br />
[00:13] <Drew_Link|Movie> Or somethikng.<br />
[00:13] <TARDISman> He has a Red. Lined. Black. Cloak.<br />
[00:13] <TARDISman> Kill him!<br />
[00:13] <BlazingGlory> Of courssssse<br />
[00:13] <Fernin|Movie> one thing about Don Bluth films... the villains are /so/ obviously villainous, nothing subtle about them, either in their actions or their looks<br />
[00:14] <TARDISman> It's like Gary Oldman in Lost In Space<br />
[00:14] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[00:14] <LemNIMH> hey, I'll brb<br />
[00:14] <BlazingGlory> Good cutoff<br />
[00:14] <LemNIMH> don't start without me<br />
[00:15] <Fernin|Movie> ready<br />
[00:15] <Fernin|Movie> will do, Lem<br />
[00:15] <TheThunderThief> Sono pronto <br />
[00:15] <BlazingGlory> So far, I enjoy the movie, but I hate that bird<br />
[00:15] <Drew_Link|Movie> The bird is ok.<br />
[00:15] <Drew_Link|Movie> And ready.<br />
[00:15] <ptrizzle> I like it more than I thought I was going to!<br />
[00:15] <TARDISman> Yeah, I like the movie but the boid, that boid<br />
[00:15] <LemNIMH> actually, go on ahead<br />
[00:15] <LemNIMH> I'll get back in later<br />
[00:15] <LemNIMH> makin' some noms<br />
[00:16] <Drew_Link|Movie> CA ca.... CAT<br />
[00:16] <Drew_Link|Movie> Bird. Bah<br />
[00:16] <Fernin|Movie> part 7's important, though, Lem<br />
[00:16] <TARDISman> Fern, can you take the go thing back? I've got 3 conversations going on righ tnow<br />
[00:16] <TARDISman> right now<br />
[00:16] <Fernin|Movie> heh, sure<br />
[00:17] <Drew_Link|Movie> Oh.<br />
[00:17] * Fernin|Movie pokes Lem.<br />
[00:18] <BlazingGlory> So i have to ask, does the villian die a "Disney Death?"<br />
[00:18] <Fernin|Movie> like I'd spoil that so soon ;)<br />
[00:18] <Drew_Link|Movie> Er.<br />
[00:18] <BlazingGlory> I'm just enjoying the movie and I would hate to see the infamous vague fall at the end<br />
[00:20] <LemNIMH> okay, back<br />
[00:20] <Fernin|Movie> nifty<br />
[00:20] <LemNIMH> I ended up arguing with my sister, sooryyy.<br />
[00:20] <Fernin|Movie> all ready, then?<br />
[00:20] <LemNIMH> yeah<br />
[00:20] <LemNIMH> tarids, you ready?<br />
[00:20] <Fernin|Movie> double checking to make sure everyone's paying attention<br />
[00:21] <TARDISman> REady<br />
[00:21] <TheThunderThief> Sono pronto <br />
[00:21] <ptrizzle> Ready<br />
[00:21] <LemNIMH> ready.<br />
[00:21] <Drew_Link|Movie> Ready.<br />
[00:21] <BlazingGlory> ready<br />
[00:21] <Fernin|Movie> k, Go!<br />
[00:21] <TARDISman> She sounds like Aunt May<br />
[00:21] <Drew_Link|Movie> Wait, we're restarting part 7, correct?<br />
[00:21] <Fernin|Movie> yeah<br />
[00:21] <TARDISman> "Everybody loves a hero!"<br />
[00:22] <Fernin|Movie> ...we never started part 7 yet, Drew<br />
[00:22] <Drew_Link|Movie> Oh.<br />
[00:22] <Drew_Link|Movie> My bad.<br />
[00:22] <TARDISman> Looks like?<br />
[00:23] <BlazingGlory> I'm not a turkey! Your mother<br />
[00:23] <Fernin|Movie> yay, Martin!<br />
[00:23] <Fernin|Movie> tie that bastard up<br />
[00:24] <BlazingGlory> SHoot him now!<br />
[00:24] <Drew_Link|Movie> Uh.<br />
[00:24] <BlazingGlory> The Doctor will see you now<br />
[00:25] <TARDISman> More like the MASTER, amirite?<br />
[00:25] <BlazingGlory> More flashlight eyes<br />
[00:25] <Fernin|Movie> turn the volume up for a bit... Nicodemus never speaks above a solemn, wise whisper<br />
[00:25] <Drew_Link|Movie> I can tell.<br />
[00:26] <Fernin|Movie> ...and yeah, he's telekinetic, Nicodemus is badass like that<br />
[00:26] <LemNIMH> man what.<br />
[00:26] <Fernin|Movie> there's a reason why she can read, you'll see in a moment<br />
[00:27] <LemNIMH> not the reading...I might be ahead of you<br />
[00:27] <Fernin|Movie> oh, the... yeah<br />
[00:28] <TARDISman> Fuck..<br />
[00:28] <TARDISman> .<br />
[00:28] <TARDISman> Needles<br />
[00:28] <ptrizzle> Splinter<br />
[00:28] <Fernin|Movie> this section was really shortened from the book... it really went into detail on the experiments, and the lengthy process of gaining intelligence and exploring the labs<br />
[00:29] <Fernin|Movie> oh, lame cutoff point<br />
[00:29] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[00:29] <TheThunderThief> Ik ben er klaar voor <br />
[00:29] <Drew_Link|Movie> BRILLIANT CUT OFF, DAMN IT.<br />
[00:29] <LemNIMH> daaaaaamn<br />
[00:29] <BlazingGlory> ready<br />
[00:29] <Drew_Link|Movie> Ready.<br />
[00:29] <LemNIMH> ready<br />
[00:29] <ptrizzle> ready<br />
[00:29] <Fernin|Movie> k, Go!<br />
[00:29] <LemNIMH> that burger wasn't very goo<br />
[00:29] <LemNIMH> d<br />
[00:30] <LemNIMH> dude's hardcore.<br />
[00:30] <TARDISman> He's a master of unlocking<br />
[00:32] <TARDISman> ...waitwhat?<br />
[00:32] <BlazingGlory> He's a lazy old bastard, isn't he<br />
[00:32] <Drew_Link|Movie> Nicodemus rocks.<br />
[00:32] <TARDISman> So did the injections give him telekenisis?<br />
[00:32] <Fernin|Movie> that's... something that's unique to the movie, and isn't really explained<br />
[00:33] <Fernin|Movie> the movie adds a... fantasy/magical element<br />
[00:33] <Drew_Link|Movie> Odd, but acceptable.<br />
[00:33] <Drew_Link|Movie> I like it.<br />
[00:36] <BlazingGlory> Is he a crow or a magpie?<br />
[00:36] <TARDISman> Wow, he's like fuggin' Gollum<br />
[00:36] <ptrizzle> My precious!<br />
[00:37] <ptrizzle> shit<br />
[00:37] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[00:37] <Drew_Link|Movie> Ready.<br />
[00:37] <Fernin|Movie> hehe, we'll see much more of Jenner soon<br />
[00:37] <BlazingGlory> ready<br />
[00:37] <TheThunderThief> Je suis prêt<br />
[00:37] <LemNIMH> my add has kicked in<br />
[00:37] <TARDISman> Oh... boy<br />
[00:37] <ptrizzle> ready<br />
[00:37] <LemNIMH> I'm out<br />
[00:37] * LemNIMH (~chatzilla@c-24-14-193-164.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has left #mslt3k<br />
[00:37] <Fernin|Movie> ...ass<br />
[00:37] <BlazingGlory> :(<br />
[00:37] <Fernin|Movie> meh, Go!<br />
[00:38] <ptrizzle> Bitch cat<br />
[00:38] <Fernin|Movie> she's lucky the cat's food dish is on the floor, and not on the counter<br />
[00:38] <TARDISman> Fuckin' hick<br />
[00:38] <TARDISman> BILLY!<br />
[00:39] <BlazingGlory> SHe has an awesome mustache <br />
[00:40] <Fernin|Movie> NIMH knows that their superintelligent rats escaped... and they sure as hell want 'em back<br />
[00:40] <TARDISman> Yeah<br />
[00:41] <TARDISman> Stinkin' government<br />
[00:41] <BlazingGlory> So the intelligence is hereditary?<br />
[00:41] <Fernin|Movie> seems so<br />
[00:42] <BlazingGlory> GANDALF NO!<br />
[00:42] <TARDISman> Shit just got real!<br />
[00:43] <Fernin|Movie> clever mouse, for not being from NIMH<br />
[00:44] <TARDISman> Oh. Shit.<br />
[00:45] <Drew_Link|Movie> Ready.<br />
[00:45] <Drew_Link|Movie> Actually, I might have to go soon.<br />
[00:45] <TheThunderThief> Estou pronto<br />
[00:45] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[00:45] <ptrizzle> Ready<br />
[00:45] <BlazingGlory> ready<br />
[00:45] <Fernin|Movie> k, Go!<br />
[00:46] <TheThunderThief> Shit just got real...<br />
[00:47] <Drew_Link|Movie> Again.<br />
[00:47] <ptrizzle> Oh shit<br />
[00:48] <BlazingGlory> Best. Throw. Ever.<br />
[00:48] <TARDISman> Somebody's got high dexterity<br />
[00:48] * TARDISman said that in sing-song<br />
[00:48] <BlazingGlory> That was natural 20<br />
[00:48] <Drew_Link|Movie> Wtf, I got a sudden, vivid flash of Fellowship of the Ring.<br />
[00:49] <TARDISman> Shit keeps getting real<br />
[00:49] <Drew_Link|Movie> That one rat has some serious knife throwing skills.<br />
[00:50] <BlazingGlory> Look for my comming on the light of the third day...<br />
[00:51] <Drew_Link|Movie> AND HE SHALL APPEAR!<br />
[00:51] <BlazingGlory> I have the power!<br />
[00:51] <TARDISman> DADADADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!<br />
[00:51] <Fernin|Movie> ...yyyyeaaah... none of this is in the book<br />
[00:51] <TARDISman> Kinda figured<br />
[00:52] <Fernin|Movie> (and I do mean that, the whole cinder block falling, Nicodemus dying... didn't happen)<br />
[00:52] <BlazingGlory> Holy Crap, whatch out for Mario<br />
[00:52] <Drew_Link|Movie> Er.<br />
[00:52] <Fernin|Movie> Jenner still got his, though<br />
[00:52] <Drew_Link|Movie> ... I have THE POWER!!!<br />
[00:52] <TARDISman> He just did it in a generic manner?<br />
[00:52] <BlazingGlory> The joke was already made drew<br />
[00:52] <Fernin|Movie> ...actually, I don't even remember anymore<br />
[00:52] <TARDISman> "Blargh I want to take over shit!" "No you can't!" "I am foiled (dead)"<br />
[00:53] <Fernin|Movie> I'll have to look it up later, been years since I've read it<br />
[00:53] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[00:53] <Fernin|Movie> and now time for the happy ending, ready?<br />
[00:53] <BlazingGlory> Was the Dues ex machana really necessary?<br />
[00:53] <BlazingGlory> yup<br />
[00:53] <ptrizzle> I have to go picked someone up from work damnit<br />
[00:54] <Fernin|Movie> sucks, pt... good having you here for most of it<br />
[00:54] <Drew_Link|Movie> Sorry you have to go.<br />
[00:54] <ptrizzle> Thanks I like the movie I'll finish it later!<br />
[00:54] <TARDISman> Bye dude<br />
[00:54] <ptrizzle> See Ya<br />
[00:54] * ptrizzle (~some@adsl-36-166-229.asm.bellsouth.net) Quit (Quit: �)<br />
[00:54] <Fernin|Movie> ok, ready?<br />
[00:55] <BlazingGlory> ready<br />
[00:55] <Drew_Link|Movie> REady.<br />
[00:55] <TARDISman> Yep<br />
[00:55] <Fernin|Movie> k, Go!<br />
[00:56] <TheThunderThief> I have massive lag gonna restart FF<br />
[00:56] <BlazingGlory> Oh God no!<br />
[00:56] <Fernin|Movie> yep, an equally stupid crow... who happens to be female<br />
[00:57] <Fernin|Movie> ...who isn't even mentioned in the craptastic sequel, if I recall<br />
[00:57] <TARDISman> Criminey...<br />
[00:57] <BlazingGlory> They can't breed! He's too stupid to live!<br />
[00:57] <TARDISman> She's too stupid to live as well!<br />
[00:57] <Drew_Link|Movie> Quit raggin' on the bird.<br />
[00:57] * Drew_Link|Movie growls.<br />
[00:58] <BlazingGlory> Where's that damn cat when you need it?<br />
[00:58] <Fernin|Movie> oh, here we go... in the book, Jenner and 7 of his followers decided to stick it to the rest of the group by setting out on their own, to continue their life as regular, thieving (super intelligent) rats, moving out to a hardware store... where it's heavily implied that they're all killed<br />
[00:58] <TARDISman> ...Wow<br />
[00:59] <TARDISman> Actually like this one a bit better<br />
[00:59] <Drew_Link|Movie> Er.<br />
[00:59] <TARDISman> Then again I'm a sucker for swordfights<br />
[00:59] <Drew_Link|Movie> I'll read the book.<br />
[00:59] <Fernin|Movie> lol... the movie killed off more mice than the book<br />
[00:59] <BlazingGlory> I kinda like the idea of 8 super smart rats getting killed in home depot\<br />
[01:00] <Drew_Link|Movie> Well, I don't.<br />
[01:00] <Drew_Link|Movie> That's just terrible.<br />
[01:00] <Fernin|Movie> in the book, there were only 8 mice in the NIMH experiments, as compared to 11 in the movie, the same 2 survived in both, of course<br />
[01:00] <Drew_Link|Movie> And you should go kill yourself for saying that.<br />
[01:00] <TARDISman> Is the bird in the book?<br />
[01:00] <BlazingGlory> A better question is he as grating?<br />
[01:01] <Drew_Link|Movie> I'll severely hurt your family.<br />
[01:01] <Drew_Link|Movie> :D<br />
[01:01] <Fernin|Movie> yes, but he's not nearly as stupid<br />
[01:01] * Fernin|Movie is now known as Fernin<br />
[01:01] * Drew_Link|Movie is now known as Drew_Linky<br />
[01:01] <BlazingGlory> Good luck with that drew<br />
[01:01] <Fernin> sooo, as for the second one...<br />
[01:01] <Fernin> it's a couple of years later, they're all living in Thorn Valley, where the rats of NIMH have become... farmers<br />
[01:02] <Fernin> not much of a life for super intelligent rats, but they're doing what they said, not stealing any more... and they still have their lights and elevators and heat and whatnot else<br />
[01:02] <Drew_Linky> What...<br />
[01:02] <Drew_Linky> That's just stupid.<br />
[01:02] <Drew_Linky> Not seeing it.<br />
[01:02] <BlazingGlory> I concur<br />
[01:03] * Drew_Linky (~drewlinky@mo-71-51-194-132.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) has left #mslt3k<br />
[01:03] <Fernin> Timmy is brought to Thorn Valley to be trained to "save it", like Nicodemus prophesized<br />
[01:03] <Fernin> even though he only said "one of the sons of Jonathan Brisby"... Martin believes it should've been him<br />
[01:04] <TARDISman> This is the shitacular sequel<br />
[01:04] <TARDISman> ?<br />
[01:04] <Fernin> yup<br />
[01:04] <BlazingGlory> Well, I enjoyed the movie and the company thoroughly and stop killing my new nostalgia with that Fern <br />
[01:04] <Fernin> hehehe, you can't stop me... I've gotta tell the awful story<br />
[01:04] * TheThunderThief (~chatzilla@adsl-75-21-203-99.dsl.chcgil.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out�)<br />
[01:04] <TARDISman> That's the plot to Castlevania Circle of the Moon!<br />
[01:04] <Fernin> believe me, it's much, much better than watching it<br />
[01:04] <Fernin> this way, you don't have to suffer through the songs<br />
[01:05] <BlazingGlory> Yes, but they had VAMPIRZ! in CCM<br />
[01:05] <Fernin> so, Timmy is going through "hero training" with Mr. Ages, Justin, and the other rats... but he's unhappy, eventually meets up with a female mouse who just found Thorn Valley, and they run off together, Timmy's overeager to go do the saving already<br />
[01:06] <Fernin> Timmy learns that Martin has gone missing, they set off to find him, meet a Caterpillar character who's even more annoying than Jeremy (yes, it's possible)<br />
[01:06] <BlazingGlory> ...Really?<br />
[01:07] <Fernin> the caterpillar had teamed up with Jeremy to scam forest critters out of money to see the Great Owl (who was actually just Jeremy in disguise)<br />
[01:07] <Fernin> take a moment to let that sink in...<br />
[01:07] <BlazingGlory> Stop, your making my head hurt!<br />
[01:08] <Fernin> they learn that Martin might've been captured by NIMH, and head off to the lab, with Jeremy offering Timmy and Jenny (the female mouse) a ride, Timmy learns that Jenny is the daughter of one of the "Missing Six"<br />
[01:08] <Fernin> (yes, they apparently forgot that they said Eleven mice in the first film... but, there were 16 years between the two movies)<br />
[01:09] <Fernin> (and yes, they also state in this new, happier movie that those other mice that got sucked down the air ducts, that Nicodemus specifically said died... didn't die, they landed softly at the other end)<br />
[01:09] <BlazingGlory> Are these mice related to the mouse from the Green Mile?<br />
[01:10] <Fernin> Timmy is left on guard duty while Justin and some other rats try to do some recon of the NIMH labs, he's impatient again, fucks things up for the whole group, gets everyone captured<br />
[01:10] <Fernin> Timmy escapes with the help of the scheming caterpillar (who of course has a heart of gold, new and happier after all), meets up with Martin again<br />
[01:11] <Fernin> ...who reveals he's both evil and batshit insane now, because he was so jealous of Timmy being picked as "the chosen one" instead of him<br />
[01:11] <TARDISman> Yep, that's Circle of the Moon<br />
[01:11] <Fernin> he goes on to reveal that he has somehow managed to /brainwash/ the human scientists of NIMH<br />
[01:11] <Fernin> they now perform for him<br />
[01:11] <Fernin> ...yes, take a moment to let /that/ sink in<br />
[01:11] <Fernin> and wonder... what the /fuck/ were they thinking with this movie?<br />
[01:11] <BlazingGlory> !rr 6<br />
[01:12] <Fernin> battle ensues, there's cats, scientists who think they're dogs, the missing six are found, the building catches fire, the cats do a Disney fall, everyone escapes, Timmy goes back for Martin who didn't make it, they make a last second escape together<br />
[01:13] <BlazingGlory> I hate you so much right now<br />
[01:14] <Fernin> aren't you glad you didn't have to watch it, though?<br />
</blockquote></div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K/33&diff=8422MSLT3K/332010-07-26T23:46:46Z<p>Fernin: New page: ''The Secret of NIMH'' was the twenty-ninth movie done by MSLT3K. The crew for this session consisted of FigNewton, Fernin, TARDISman, BlazingGlory, and Drew_Linky....</p>
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<div>''The Secret of NIMH'' was the twenty-ninth movie done by [[MSLT3K]]. The crew for this session consisted of [[FigNewton]], [[Fernin]], [[TARDISman]], [[BlazingGlory]], and [[Drew_Linky]].<br />
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==Log==<br />
<blockquote><br />
[22:39] <Fernin> guess we're just waiting on Tardis to save, then<br />
[22:40] <TARDISman> Damn volcano dungeon, just got to the entrance<br />
[22:41] <TARDISman> Saved, ready<br />
[22:41] <Fernin> ready<br />
[22:41] <Fievel> Ready!<br />
[22:41] <BlazingGlory> I'm good<br />
[22:42] <TARDISman> Goooooooo!<br />
[22:43] <Fernin> ...the hell?<br />
[22:43] <TARDISman> Huh, odd coincidence, I just saw a really nice picture of... what the fuck?<br />
[22:43] <TARDISman> Northern Lights<br />
[22:43] <BlazingGlory> Hey, that opening sequence was so good, lets do it twice!<br />
[22:43] <Fernin> wait for it, it could still happen a third time<br />
[22:44] <Fievel> Oh fuck<br />
[22:44] <TARDISman> Oh my god the inkwell just regenerated!<br />
[22:44] <BlazingGlory> Holy crap, it's HAL 3000's eye!<br />
[22:45] <Fernin> for those who haven't read the book... that magical talisman isn't in it<br />
[22:45] <TARDISman> I read one of them...<br />
[22:45] <TARDISman> I think Martin the Warrior or something<br />
[22:45] <TARDISman> THE MASTER'S IN THIS?!<br />
[22:45] <Fernin> ...that's Redwall, Tardis, an entirely different series<br />
[22:46] <Fernin> this is a different author and a different world<br />
[22:46] <TARDISman> Ah well then<br />
[22:46] <Fievel> Hmm<br />
[22:46] <Fievel> I think I watched this movie about a year ago<br />
[22:47] <Fernin> also, Blaze, despite the name, we do more than make fun of the movies we watch ;)<br />
[22:47] <Fernin> particularly wondrous works of art like this one<br />
[22:47] <BlazingGlory> Opps...sorry:(<br />
[22:47] <Fievel> Can we watch Secret of NIMH 2 next week?<br />
[22:48] <Fievel> :O<br />
[22:48] <Fernin> I'd kick you if I had ops<br />
[22:48] <Fernin> in fact...<br />
[22:48] <Fievel> Heh<br />
[22:48] <TARDISman> Wait, I did read some of Racso and the Rats of NIMH a few years ago<br />
[22:48] <Fernin> ...Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH<br />
[22:49] <TARDISman> Nope, the sequel<br />
[22:49] <TARDISman> Ready with part 2<br />
[22:49] <Fernin> part 2, which we'll be watching... some amount of<br />
[22:50] <Fievel> I want to say go for this one<br />
[22:50] <Fievel> I forgot about this window, last time<br />
[22:50] <Fievel> Ready, Blaze, Fern?<br />
[22:50] <BlazingGlory> yup<br />
[22:50] <Fernin> yep<br />
[22:50] <Fievel> And yeah, when are we stopping?<br />
[22:50] <Fernin> I'll say when<br />
[22:50] <Fievel> Kay<br />
[22:50] <Fievel> Goo!<br />
[22:51] <TARDISman> TIGER!<br />
[22:51] <Fernin> haha, yeah, good ol' Dom Deluise<br />
[22:52] <Fievel> I always thought his voice looked weird in this character<br />
[22:52] <TARDISman> Yeah<br />
[22:52] <Fernin> and... when<br />
[22:52] <TARDISman> Ready with the real part 2<br />
[22:52] <Fernin> ...I think we passed the point when they overlap a while back, actually<br />
[22:52] <Fievel> Ready 's well<br />
[22:52] <BlazingGlory> k<br />
[22:53] <Fernin> on to a lovely higher definition version<br />
[22:53] <Fievel> Ooh<br />
[22:53] <Fievel> Just a second<br />
[22:54] * LowEndLem (~chatzilla@c-24-14-193-164.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #mslt3k<br />
[22:54] <Fievel> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL99yjgHjBM&feature=related<br />
[22:54] <Fievel> So yeah, say when that's halfways loaded<br />
[22:54] <LowEndLem> Alright<br />
[22:54] <Fievel> Hmmm<br />
[22:54] * Fievel is now known as FigNewton<br />
[22:54] <FigNewton> Darn<br />
[22:55] * FigNewton is now known as Fievel<br />
[22:55] <Fievel> I thought maybe Hacker'd've added me as an op <br />
[22:55] <TARDISman> I guess I just typecast DeLuise as a big guy since the Fievel movies<br />
[22:56] <Fernin> don't forget his classic role in Men in Tights as Don Giovanni<br />
[22:56] <TARDISman> Still need to finish that...<br />
[22:56] * TARDISman is ashamed<br />
[22:56] <LowEndLem> Yeah, I'm ready.<br />
[22:57] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[22:57] <Fernin> ready<br />
[22:57] <BlazingGlory> ready<br />
[22:57] <LowEndLem> ready<br />
[22:57] <Fievel> Umm, una momenta<br />
[22:57] <Fievel> Sorry, something's come up momentarilly<br />
[22:58] <LowEndLem> you know, I've never seen ths movie<br />
[22:59] <LowEndLem> all of it, anyway<br />
[22:59] <LowEndLem> I've only seen it in bits<br />
[22:59] <BlazingGlory> ditto<br />
[22:59] <Fernin> have you seen the very beginning of it, Lem?<br />
[22:59] <Fievel> Tsk tsk<br />
[22:59] <LowEndLem> Nooo<br />
[23:00] <Fernin> heh, so far, you've missed Mrs. Brisby going down to talk with the old mouse, Mr. Ages, telling him that her son Timothy is sick with a fever, he gives her a medicine for him, she marvels at the experiments he has going<br />
[23:00] <LowEndLem> I probably won't have much commentary on it, watching it for the first time<br />
[23:00] <Fernin> and she met Jeremy and began to untangle him from the red string he's bundled in<br />
[23:01] * TheThunderThief (~chatzilla@adsl-75-21-203-99.dsl.chcgil.sbcglobal.net) has joined #mslt3k<br />
[23:01] <Fievel> Thunder!<br />
[23:01] <Fernin> TT!<br />
[23:01] <BlazingGlory> Mr. Thief!<br />
[23:01] <Fievel> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL99yjgHjBM&feature=related<br />
[23:01] <TARDISman> TT!<br />
[23:01] <TheThunderThief> Ahoy!<br />
[23:01] <LowEndLem> hey<br />
[23:05] <Fernin> on the plus side of all this waiting for people to load, I'm getting further through Jeebus' M11 set review :3<br />
[23:05] * Drew_Linky (~drewlinky@mo-71-51-194-132.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) has joined #mslt3k<br />
[23:05] <Drew_Linky> Thanks Fern.<br />
[23:05] <Fievel> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL99yjgHjBM&feature=related<br />
[23:05] <Fievel> Yay Fernin!<br />
[23:06] <Fievel> So yeah, once Lem, Thunder, n' Drew are loaded, I'm fine, now<br />
[23:06] <Drew_Linky> What kind of movie is it?<br />
[23:06] <Fievel> You've never seen it, either?<br />
[23:06] <BlazingGlory> Already read it. I know now he hates life gain with a firey passion<br />
[23:06] <Fievel> Yeesh<br />
[23:06] * Fernin gasps.<br />
[23:06] <Fievel> How did you people find this website?<br />
[23:06] <TARDISman> LUCKY CHARMS SUCK<br />
[23:06] <BlazingGlory> lol<br />
[23:06] <Fernin> so many people who have never seen Secret of NIMH... how is this possible?<br />
[23:06] * ptrizzle (~some@adsl-36-166-229.asm.bellsouth.net) has joined #mslt3k<br />
[23:06] <Fievel> Trizzle!<br />
[23:06] <Fernin> welcome, pt :D<br />
[23:06] <BlazingGlory> pt!<br />
[23:06] <Fievel> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL99yjgHjBM&feature=related<br />
[23:07] <Fievel> We should run stats for #MLST3K<br />
[23:07] <Fievel> lol<br />
[23:07] <Fernin> hahaha<br />
[23:07] <Fievel> So<br />
[23:07] <Fievel> Since we started the movie, the crew hath doubled<br />
[23:07] <TARDISman> I'd probably be #2<br />
[23:07] <Fievel> Nice<br />
[23:07] <Drew_Linky> Lol.<br />
[23:07] <Fernin> anyways, Drew, Secret of NIMH is a movie about... uhm... well, mice, and... *opens and closes his mouth several times*...<br />
[23:08] <Drew_Linky> Hm?<br />
[23:08] <Drew_Linky> Go ahead, I can take anything.<br />
[23:08] <Fernin> I don't know what to say about it that doesn't give anything away...<br />
[23:08] <Drew_Linky> Except horror.<br />
[23:08] <ptrizzle> It's part 2 right<br />
[23:08] <Fievel> Yeah, the one I linked<br />
[23:08] <Drew_Linky> As long as it's not a horror or outright suspense, I can deal with it.<br />
[23:08] <ptrizzle> Awesome<br />
[23:08] <Fievel> Have you seen All Dogs Go To Heaven, An American Tail, and the Land Before Time, out of curiousity?<br />
[23:09] <Fernin> if you've seen America Tail, you know the style of the movie<br />
[23:09] <Fernin> American*<br />
[23:09] <LowEndLem> hey, someone ping me when we're ready, okay?<br />
[23:09] <TARDISman> 'MERIKA!<br />
[23:09] <Drew_Linky> I'm ready.<br />
[23:09] <Drew_Linky> And American Tail was great, in my opinion.<br />
[23:09] <Drew_Linky> I'm up.<br />
[23:09] <Fievel> How's your video goin', TheThunderThief?<br />
[23:09] <Fievel> Yeah, I /loved/ American Tail<br />
[23:10] <ptrizzle> It seems like I recognize his voice<br />
[23:10] <TheThunderThief> I'm starting at pt 3, so whenever it is you're starting that<br />
[23:10] <Drew_Linky> I'm ready whenever you guys are.<br />
[23:10] <Fernin> hold up, pt, we all watch at the same time<br />
[23:10] <BlazingGlory> ready<br />
[23:10] <ptrizzle> Ok<br />
[23:10] <Fernin> ...we haven't even started part 2, TT, why not watch that with us?<br />
[23:11] <Fievel> ^<br />
[23:11] <Fernin> Fig, don't even think about inviting Snow<br />
[23:11] <ptrizzle> lol<br />
[23:11] <Fievel> Yeah, no worries<br />
[23:11] <TheThunderThief> I wasnt sure where you guys were in the movie I thought you were already watching 2<br />
[23:11] * Retrieving #mslt3k modes...<br />
[23:11] <TARDISman> I'm not too violent<br />
[23:11] <TARDISman> But I will end you<br />
[23:12] <BlazingGlory> Is Snow really that big of a troll?<br />
[23:12] <TARDISman> No, he's just really damn annoying<br />
[23:12] <TheThunderThief> Just a blowhard<br />
[23:12] <Fernin> he's not a troll, he's just dumb, and extremely hyper<br />
[23:12] <BlazingGlory> I noticed<br />
[23:12] <Drew_Linky> Ah.<br />
[23:12] <Fievel> Yeah<br />
[23:12] <Fernin> he types at a mile a minute, doesn't bother to put any thought into what he says<br />
[23:13] <Fievel> He's pretty annoying<br />
[23:13] <Drew_Linky> Never seen the guy, so I can't say.<br />
[23:14] <Fernin> oh, pt, the voice you recognized, you might know him as Tiger from An American Tail or Fievel Goes West<br />
[23:15] <ptrizzle> Fievel Goes West probably<br />
[23:15] <ptrizzle> Never saw the other<br />
[23:15] <BlazingGlory> That last comment he made makes me understand why you won't invite him in<br />
[23:16] <Fievel> lol<br />
[23:16] <BlazingGlory> TARDIS, your my hero<br />
[23:16] <Drew_Linky> Jesus, Snow is like talking caffiene.<br />
[23:19] <Fernin> all in favor of a ban, once we're ready to start the movie?<br />
[23:19] <LowEndLem> a ban of snow?<br />
[23:20] <Fernin> indeed<br />
[23:20] * TARDISman cringes<br />
[23:20] <BlazingGlory> Aye<br />
[23:20] <TARDISman> YES<br />
[23:20] <Fievel> Eh, he's not really doing anything<br />
[23:20] <TARDISman> FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY YES<br />
[23:20] <Fievel> I'm sure he'll shut up soon enough, anyway<br />
[23:20] <LowEndLem> I abstain from voting<br />
[23:20] <ptrizzle> I feel bad<br />
[23:20] <Fernin> ...seriously, Fig?<br />
[23:20] <ptrizzle> Sort of<br />
[23:20] <Fernin> have you spent more than 5 minutes with the guy in the past few days?<br />
[23:20] <Drew_Linky> I feel bad for saying so, but... yeah, ban snow.<br />
[23:20] <BlazingGlory> I think he could probably carry on a conversation with himself<br />
[23:21] <Drew_Linky> I really HAVEN'T spent five minutes with the guy, and he's already fucking annoying.<br />
[23:21] <Fievel> I dunno, I haven't seen him monologue any, I don't think<br />
[23:21] <Fievel> I figured most everyone who's here would be watching the movie<br />
[23:21] <BlazingGlory> Scroll up a little, it's there<br />
[23:22] <Fernin> he monologued just this afternoon, and has monologued (and annoyed the bloody piss out of everyone in the room) on numerous occasions over the past few days<br />
[23:22] <LowEndLem> He could probably filibuster like a /motherfuck/ in the Senate.<br />
[23:22] <Fievel> Oh, I wasn't here for that I guess<br />
[23:22] <LowEndLem> We should get him to run<br />
[23:22] <Fievel> Sure, then<br />
[23:22] <Fernin> TT, pt, you two ready?<br />
[23:23] <ptrizzle> YEah<br />
[23:23] <Drew_Linky> I'm ready.<br />
[23:23] <LowEndLem> you know<br />
[23:23] <LowEndLem> I could've watched part 1 by now, haha<br />
[23:23] <TARDISman> Usually when I hit someone with the shovel they take the hint<br />
[23:23] <Fernin> ...who besides Tako and Snow have you hit?<br />
[23:23] <TARDISman> I've threatened Fig once or twice<br />
[23:23] <TARDISman> I think maybe Hack or M3G<br />
[23:24] <Fievel> You have?<br />
[23:24] <LowEndLem> The last one isn't a person<br />
[23:24] <Fievel> What was I doing?<br />
[23:24] <TheThunderThief> Yes<br />
[23:24] <Fievel> Wait, can we talk to Snow for a moment longer?<br />
[23:24] <BlazingGlory> He's getting ballsy isn't he?<br />
[23:24] <Drew_Linky> Sigh.<br />
[23:25] <Drew_Linky> I like how Syd copied me on the Fairgrounds.<br />
[23:25] <Fievel> Okay, everyone ready?<br />
[23:25] * Fernin is now known as Fernin|Movie<br />
[23:25] <LowEndLem> ready<br />
[23:25] <Drew_Linky> But it's also disturbing. And yes, ready.<br />
[23:25] <TheThunderThief> Set<br />
[23:25] * LowEndLem is now known as LemNIMH<br />
[23:25] * Drew_Linky is now known as Drew_Link|Movie<br />
[23:25] <Fernin|Movie> ready<br />
[23:25] <BlazingGlory> ready<br />
[23:25] <Drew_Link|Movie> :D<br />
[23:25] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[23:25] <Fernin|Movie> oh, for those who weren't here for part 1...<br />
[23:25] <Fievel> We should edit that break out of the log, when we post it<br />
[23:25] <Fievel> TheThunderThief?<br />
[23:26] <Fernin|Movie> so far, you've missed Mrs. Brisby going down to talk with the old mouse, Mr. Ages, telling him that her son Timothy is sick with a fever, he gives her a medicine for him, she marvels at the experiments he has going<br />
[23:26] <TheThunderThief> [22:25] <TheThunderThief> Set<br />
[23:26] <Fernin|Movie> and she met Jeremy and began to untangle him from the red string he's bundled in<br />
[23:26] <Fievel> Ope, sorry<br />
[23:27] <Drew_Link|Movie> Ah.<br />
[23:27] <TARDISman> 2 seconds<br />
[23:30] * Fernin|Movie taps his foot.<br />
[23:30] <TARDISman> Sorry<br />
[23:30] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[23:31] <LemNIMH> ready...<br />
[23:31] <Drew_Link|Movie> rEADY.<br />
[23:31] <Drew_Link|Movie> Whoa, caps..<br />
[23:31] <Drew_Link|Movie> Ready.<br />
[23:31] <TheThunderThief> Still set<br />
[23:31] <BlazingGlory> I'm good<br />
[23:31] <ptrizzle> Ready<br />
[23:31] <Fernin|Movie> still ready<br />
[23:31] <Fievel> Umm, yeah, sorry<br />
[23:31] <Fievel> Goo!<br />
[23:32] <LemNIMH> ....this bird is weird<br />
[23:32] <Fievel> This is much nicer to look at than the last guy's<br />
[23:32] <Fernin|Movie> Dragon is the farm cat... bit of a menace<br />
[23:32] <TARDISman> Yeah, definitely<br />
[23:32] <BlazingGlory> Isn't that cat, like part wolf?<br />
[23:32] <Fernin|Movie> haha, he certainly looks it<br />
[23:33] <LemNIMH> That bird is an /itiot/<br />
[23:33] <TheThunderThief> What an asshole<br />
[23:33] <Fernin|Movie> ...I just can't listen to Dom Deluise laughing without smiling myself :3<br />
[23:33] <LemNIMH> is he functionally retarded?<br />
[23:34] <TARDISman> Ohhhhh shit!<br />
[23:34] <LemNIMH> Holy crap cap<br />
[23:34] <BlazingGlory> Yup, part wolf<br />
[23:34] <Fernin|Movie> just a warning, this movie has a lot of Oh shi- moments like that<br />
[23:34] <Drew_Link|Movie> Sneeze already, jesus.<br />
[23:34] <LemNIMH> Cats don't roar, tho<br />
[23:34] <LemNIMH> well<br />
[23:34] <LemNIMH> this one can<br />
[23:34] <LemNIMH> because it scares me<br />
[23:35] <Fernin|Movie> not the medicine! Little Timmy needs it!<br />
[23:35] <TARDISman> Cats with glass eyes scare the shit out of me<br />
[23:35] <LemNIMH> How does a cat get a glass eye?!<br />
[23:36] <BlazingGlory> Please die you stupid bird<br />
[23:36] <TARDISman> With wuatah<br />
[23:36] <TARDISman> God I love his accent<br />
[23:38] <LemNIMH> Dick-bird's a dick<br />
[23:38] <BlazingGlory> I concur<br />
[23:38] <Fernin|Movie> ...don't worry, the movie eventually gets humor other than Hey, this bird's dumb, laugh at his klutziness!<br />
[23:39] <LemNIMH> is that rat eastern european?<br />
[23:39] <Drew_Link|Movie> Good.<br />
[23:39] <TARDISman> REady<br />
[23:39] <Fievel> Ready?<br />
[23:39] <Fernin|Movie> pfft... nice cutoff point<br />
[23:39] <Drew_Link|Movie> Ready.<br />
[23:39] <BlazingGlory> Iready<br />
[23:39] <LemNIMH> readu<br />
[23:39] <Fernin|Movie> Lem... Auntie /Shrew/ is a... Shrew<br />
[23:39] <LemNIMH> ....<br />
[23:39] <LemNIMH> oh.<br />
[23:39] <Fernin|Movie> also, ready<br />
[23:39] <Drew_Link|Movie> LOL<br />
[23:40] <TheThunderThief> ready<br />
[23:40] <ptrizzle> ready<br />
[23:40] <Fievel> Goo!<br />
[23:40] <Drew_Link|Movie> ... Why me?<br />
[23:40] <TARDISman> She could be a star on the Hills<br />
[23:41] <TARDISman> Man, this mouse is badass!<br />
[23:41] <Fernin|Movie> Spoilers for the horrendously bad 2nd movie: Martin there becomes there villain<br />
[23:41] <BlazingGlory> I like that kid<br />
[23:41] <TARDISman> Or rat<br />
[23:41] <Fernin|Movie> goes batshit insane, too<br />
[23:41] <LemNIMH> Rat goes nuts?<br />
[23:41] <Fernin|Movie> mouse, family of mice<br />
[23:41] <LemNIMH> Oh shit, auntie's dead<br />
[23:41] <Fernin|Movie> you'll meet the rats later on<br />
[23:42] <TARDISman> Everyone keeps getting tripped up on their clothes<br />
[23:42] <LemNIMH> WEED!<br />
[23:42] <LemNIMH> The best kind of medication<br />
[23:42] <ptrizzle> Weed tea<br />
[23:43] <LemNIMH> Weed tea sounds /great/<br />
[23:43] * Fernin|Movie gets misty eyed immediately at this song.<br />
[23:43] <LemNIMH> That fat little mouse is a villain next movie?<br />
[23:43] <Fernin|Movie> he is, yeah<br />
[23:43] <Fernin|Movie> I'll say how after the movie, if you remind me<br />
[23:43] <BlazingGlory> Why, he seems more like a jerk with a heart of gold to me<br />
[23:43] <LemNIMH> I think I may<br />
[23:44] <LemNIMH> "Timmy's got mouse AIDS!"<br />
[23:44] <Fernin|Movie> the second movie doesn't follow the second book at all, though... it goes off on its own stupid path and adds the most retarded songs<br />
[23:44] <BlazingGlory> lol<br />
[23:44] <Drew_Link|Movie> Hm<br />
[23:44] <TARDISman> Like every damn Land Before Time movie?<br />
[23:44] <Fernin|Movie> exactly<br />
[23:44] <TARDISman> Apart from the first sequel<br />
[23:44] <TARDISman> I kinda liked that one growing up<br />
[23:45] <TARDISman> If I could find that I'd rewatch it<br />
[23:45] <ptrizzle> Naambla came by today<br />
[23:45] <TARDISman> Whup, there it is, by Kindergarten Cop<br />
[23:47] <LemNIMH> huh.<br />
[23:47] <LemNIMH> shit be fucked<br />
[23:47] <Fernin|Movie> time to beat feet, little critters<br />
[23:47] <BlazingGlory> That is some serious biodervisity. Where the hell is this farm?<br />
[23:47] <Fievel> Ready?<br />
[23:47] <TARDISman> HOLY SHIT<br />
[23:47] <TARDISman> Yeah<br />
[23:48] <Fernin|Movie> ready<br />
[23:48] <ptrizzle> Yeah<br />
[23:48] <LemNIMH> ready<br />
[23:48] <Fernin|Movie> and there's that still that spooked Blaze<br />
[23:48] <TheThunderThief> ready<br />
[23:48] <TARDISman> Yeah, scared me a bit too<br />
[23:48] <BlazingGlory> yup lovely<br />
[23:48] <BlazingGlory> I'm good<br />
[23:48] <LemNIMH> yek<br />
[23:48] <Fievel> Goo!<br />
[23:48] <Drew_Link|Movie> Ready.<br />
[23:49] <Fievel> Oops, sorry Drew<br />
[23:49] <Drew_Link|Movie> Er?<br />
[23:49] <Fievel> I said to begin four seconds before you said you were ready<br />
[23:49] <Drew_Link|Movie> Oh.<br />
[23:49] <Drew_Link|Movie> Ah well.<br />
[23:50] <Fernin|Movie> and Auntie Shrew saves the day<br />
[23:50] <ptrizzle> it runs on Kool Aid<br />
[23:50] <BlazingGlory> Oh shit, It just closed on me :(<br />
[23:50] <TARDISman> Auntie Shrew, bonafide badass<br />
[23:50] <LemNIMH> "I'm gonna be a badass!" *crycrycry*<br />
[23:50] <ptrizzle> Someone's watching...<br />
[23:51] <TARDISman> I smell Time Lord...<br />
[23:52] <Fernin|Movie> so he takes her at dusk, what a smart guy<br />
[23:52] <Drew_Link|Movie> Lol.<br />
[23:52] <Fernin|Movie> You can tell it's the Owl's tree because it's extra spooky<br />
[23:53] <Fievel> Man, I'm sweating aload<br />
[23:53] <Fievel> I think I might have to cut out early :(<br />
[23:53] <Fernin|Movie> aww :(<br />
[23:53] * TARDISman starts humming the song from the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark<br />
[23:54] <TARDISman> You ok over there Fig?<br />
[23:54] <BlazingGlory> I know that voice<br />
[23:54] <Fernin|Movie> Brisby's, or the Great Owl's?<br />
[23:54] <BlazingGlory> Owl<br />
[23:54] <ptrizzle> Yum<br />
[23:54] <TARDISman> OH SHIT!<br />
[23:54] <LemNIMH> ZUUL MOTHAFUCKA ZUUL<br />
[23:55] <Fievel> Feeling ill-ish, I think it's just the heat<br />
[23:55] <TARDISman> Owl's fuckin' badass<br />
[23:56] <LemNIMH> So sayeth ZUUL<br />
[23:56] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[23:56] <Fernin|Movie> ready<br />
[23:56] <ptrizzle> How could he get his eyebrows waxed?<br />
[23:56] <Fievel> Yeah, I think I'm out<br />
[23:56] <Fievel> Sorry, guys<br />
[23:56] <TARDISman> FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG!!!<br />
[23:56] <TheThunderThief> ready<br />
[23:56] <Fernin|Movie> night, Fig<br />
[23:56] <LemNIMH> ready<br />
[23:56] <LemNIMH> night fig<br />
[23:56] <ptrizzle> ready<br />
[23:57] * TARDISman goes to sob in the corner<br />
[23:57] * Fievel (~eggburns@S01060011950ac7e5.ed.shawcable.net) has left #mslt3k<br />
[23:57] <Fernin|Movie> I'll take over on the Go! duties, then<br />
[23:57] <TARDISman> Awww<br />
[23:57] <TARDISman> Ok<br />
[23:57] <Fernin|Movie> lol, you want it, Tardis?<br />
[23:57] <Drew_Link|Movie> Eh heh.<br />
[23:57] <TARDISman> ...A bit but whatevs<br />
[23:57] <Fernin|Movie> by all means, go right ahead :3<br />
[23:57] <TARDISman> Blaze, you ready?<br />
[23:57] <BlazingGlory> yup<br />
[23:58] <Drew_Link|Movie> Ready.<br />
[23:58] <LemNIMH> readty<br />
[23:58] <TARDISman> Ok then... Goooo!<br />
[23:58] <TheThunderThief> ready<br />
[23:58] <BlazingGlory> Had to rebuffer everything, but I'm good<br />
[23:58] <LemNIMH> and now comes the animal porn.<br />
[23:58] <LemNIMH> she said she'd do /anything/<br />
[23:59] <ptrizzle> I want light bulb eyes dammit<br />
[23:59] <LemNIMH> how does an owl limp?<br />
[23:59] <Drew_Link|Movie> That would be awesome.<br />
[23:59] <TARDISman> I wish I could walk off all badass...<br />
[23:59] * TARDISman kicks a can dejectedly<br />
[23:59] <ptrizzle> Gangsta lean<br />
[23:59] <Drew_Link|Movie> And they did it in Rock A Doodle Doo, I don't doubt they could do it here.<br />
[23:59] <Fernin|Movie> a very good point, that<br />
[00:00] <Fernin|Movie> Rock a Doodle was a /horrible/ movie, but the owls were at least decent<br />
[00:00] <LemNIMH> ninja!<br />
Session Time: Fri Jul 09 00:00:00 2010<br />
[00:00] <TARDISman> That's 4 times<br />
[00:00] <BlazingGlory> Scrappy bird is a Scrappy<br />
[00:00] <LemNIMH> Trope is a trope<br />
[00:01] <TARDISman> Your Milage May Vary<br />
[00:01] <BlazingGlory> Har har har<br />
[00:02] <LemNIMH> Oh you stupid bird!<br />
[00:02] <TARDISman> Wah wah!<br />
[00:02] <Fernin|Movie> Sleeping cat: Not just a fact of nature, it's a plot point!<br />
[00:02] <BlazingGlory> That cat has an awesome mustache <br />
[00:03] <LemNIMH> You know, my dad would've had me set fire to that thorn bush like, years ago<br />
[00:03] <Fernin|Movie> just about every cool male character in this movie does<br />
[00:03] <LemNIMH> man what.<br />
[00:03] <TARDISman> Purdy<br />
[00:04] <LemNIMH> this is the most fucked up thorn bush since I stopped shaving my pubes<br />
[00:04] <BlazingGlory> Find the diamond in the rough!<br />
[00:04] <Drew_Link|Movie> Er.<br />
[00:04] <TARDISman> Hahaha! Aladdin<br />
[00:04] <Drew_Link|Movie> Awesome eyes.<br />
[00:04] <LemNIMH> She can't fight but damn she can dodge<br />
[00:04] <TARDISman> Wow, this guy's a douchebag<br />
[00:04] <LemNIMH> Fragile Speedster?<br />
[00:05] <Fernin|Movie> gotta protect the home turf<br />
[00:05] <Drew_Link|Movie> I agree, can't he just let up for a second? Maybe give her a cupcake or something?<br />
[00:05] <TARDISman> Nice cut<br />
[00:05] <Fernin|Movie> aww, lame<br />
[00:05] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[00:05] <Fernin|Movie> cut off his stuttering realization<br />
[00:05] <Fernin|Movie> ready<br />
[00:05] <LemNIMH> ready<br />
[00:05] <ptrizzle> ready<br />
[00:06] <BlazingGlory> ready<br />
[00:06] <BlazingGlory> and stop mocking me Lem<br />
[00:06] <LemNIMH> I'm mocking you?<br />
[00:06] <TARDISman> TT and Drew?<br />
[00:06] <Drew_Link|Movie> Ready.<br />
[00:06] <BlazingGlory> You and tardis and my trope references<br />
[00:06] <TheThunderThief> Ich bin bereit<br />
[00:06] <TARDISman> Righty-o and go!<br />
[00:06] <LemNIMH> ...we're tropers, man<br />
[00:07] <ptrizzle> We have<br />
[00:07] <LemNIMH> "The beard says no!"<br />
[00:08] <TARDISman> Oh Brutus, you little scamp<br />
[00:08] <LemNIMH> "Let's go, bitch, your son's dying."<br />
[00:08] <BlazingGlory> Stalkervision activate!<br />
[00:08] <TARDISman> Who's this slick sucka<br />
[00:08] <ptrizzle> Warts on his hands<br />
[00:09] <BlazingGlory> He's in a fucking cast, of course he's limping<br />
[00:09] <Fernin|Movie> to a mouse, three feet is pretty damned tall<br />
[00:09] <TARDISman> 'Tis<br />
[00:09] <Drew_Link|Movie> Jesus, three feet... I'd be a god to a mouse.<br />
[00:09] <TARDISman> Reminds me of a Bug's Life line<br />
[00:10] <TARDISman> Holy crap, his face looks like Basil from Great Mouse Detective<br />
[00:10] <Drew_Link|Movie> Never seen it.<br />
[00:10] <LemNIMH> Hey, I'll be in and out of this<br />
[00:10] <TARDISman> Really nice movie<br />
[00:10] <LemNIMH> I have to wait for my sister to get home<br />
[00:11] <Drew_Link|Movie> Ah.<br />
[00:12] <LemNIMH> I like this movie<br />
[00:12] <TARDISman> Wow, Fie, never heard that before in an animated movie<br />
[00:12] <Drew_Link|Movie> I like this movie too.<br />
[00:12] <Drew_Link|Movie> It's very... engaging.<br />
[00:12] <Drew_Link|Movie> And realistic.<br />
[00:12] <Drew_Link|Movie> Besides the whole mouse thing.<br />
[00:12] <LemNIMH> This is a damn good movie<br />
[00:12] <TARDISman> Gasp!<br />
[00:13] <Drew_Link|Movie> Oh shit, Wizard of Oz similarity.<br />
[00:13] <Drew_Link|Movie> Or somethikng.<br />
[00:13] <TARDISman> He has a Red. Lined. Black. Cloak.<br />
[00:13] <TARDISman> Kill him!<br />
[00:13] <BlazingGlory> Of courssssse<br />
[00:13] <Fernin|Movie> one thing about Don Bluth films... the villains are /so/ obviously villainous, nothing subtle about them, either in their actions or their looks<br />
[00:14] <TARDISman> It's like Gary Oldman in Lost In Space<br />
[00:14] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[00:14] <LemNIMH> hey, I'll brb<br />
[00:14] <BlazingGlory> Good cutoff<br />
[00:14] <LemNIMH> don't start without me<br />
[00:15] <Fernin|Movie> ready<br />
[00:15] <Fernin|Movie> will do, Lem<br />
[00:15] <TheThunderThief> Sono pronto <br />
[00:15] <BlazingGlory> So far, I enjoy the movie, but I hate that bird<br />
[00:15] <Drew_Link|Movie> The bird is ok.<br />
[00:15] <Drew_Link|Movie> And ready.<br />
[00:15] <ptrizzle> I like it more than I thought I was going to!<br />
[00:15] <TARDISman> Yeah, I like the movie but the boid, that boid<br />
[00:15] <LemNIMH> actually, go on ahead<br />
[00:15] <LemNIMH> I'll get back in later<br />
[00:15] <LemNIMH> makin' some noms<br />
[00:16] <Drew_Link|Movie> CA ca.... CAT<br />
[00:16] <Drew_Link|Movie> Bird. Bah<br />
[00:16] <Fernin|Movie> part 7's important, though, Lem<br />
[00:16] <TARDISman> Fern, can you take the go thing back? I've got 3 conversations going on righ tnow<br />
[00:16] <TARDISman> right now<br />
[00:16] <Fernin|Movie> heh, sure<br />
[00:17] <Drew_Link|Movie> Oh.<br />
[00:17] * Fernin|Movie pokes Lem.<br />
[00:18] <BlazingGlory> So i have to ask, does the villian die a "Disney Death?"<br />
[00:18] <Fernin|Movie> like I'd spoil that so soon ;)<br />
[00:18] <Drew_Link|Movie> Er.<br />
[00:18] <BlazingGlory> I'm just enjoying the movie and I would hate to see the infamous vague fall at the end<br />
[00:20] <LemNIMH> okay, back<br />
[00:20] <Fernin|Movie> nifty<br />
[00:20] <LemNIMH> I ended up arguing with my sister, sooryyy.<br />
[00:20] <Fernin|Movie> all ready, then?<br />
[00:20] <LemNIMH> yeah<br />
[00:20] <LemNIMH> tarids, you ready?<br />
[00:20] <Fernin|Movie> double checking to make sure everyone's paying attention<br />
[00:21] <TARDISman> REady<br />
[00:21] <TheThunderThief> Sono pronto <br />
[00:21] <ptrizzle> Ready<br />
[00:21] <LemNIMH> ready.<br />
[00:21] <Drew_Link|Movie> Ready.<br />
[00:21] <BlazingGlory> ready<br />
[00:21] <Fernin|Movie> k, Go!<br />
[00:21] <TARDISman> She sounds like Aunt May<br />
[00:21] <Drew_Link|Movie> Wait, we're restarting part 7, correct?<br />
[00:21] <Fernin|Movie> yeah<br />
[00:21] <TARDISman> "Everybody loves a hero!"<br />
[00:22] <Fernin|Movie> ...we never started part 7 yet, Drew<br />
[00:22] <Drew_Link|Movie> Oh.<br />
[00:22] <Drew_Link|Movie> My bad.<br />
[00:22] <TARDISman> Looks like?<br />
[00:23] <BlazingGlory> I'm not a turkey! Your mother<br />
[00:23] <Fernin|Movie> yay, Martin!<br />
[00:23] <Fernin|Movie> tie that bastard up<br />
[00:24] <BlazingGlory> SHoot him now!<br />
[00:24] <Drew_Link|Movie> Uh.<br />
[00:24] <BlazingGlory> The Doctor will see you now<br />
[00:25] <TARDISman> More like the MASTER, amirite?<br />
[00:25] <BlazingGlory> More flashlight eyes<br />
[00:25] <Fernin|Movie> turn the volume up for a bit... Nicodemus never speaks above a solemn, wise whisper<br />
[00:25] <Drew_Link|Movie> I can tell.<br />
[00:26] <Fernin|Movie> ...and yeah, he's telekinetic, Nicodemus is badass like that<br />
[00:26] <LemNIMH> man what.<br />
[00:26] <Fernin|Movie> there's a reason why she can read, you'll see in a moment<br />
[00:27] <LemNIMH> not the reading...I might be ahead of you<br />
[00:27] <Fernin|Movie> oh, the... yeah<br />
[00:28] <TARDISman> Fuck..<br />
[00:28] <TARDISman> .<br />
[00:28] <TARDISman> Needles<br />
[00:28] <ptrizzle> Splinter<br />
[00:28] <Fernin|Movie> this section was really shortened from the book... it really went into detail on the experiments, and the lengthy process of gaining intelligence and exploring the labs<br />
[00:29] <Fernin|Movie> oh, lame cutoff point<br />
[00:29] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[00:29] <TheThunderThief> Ik ben er klaar voor <br />
[00:29] <Drew_Link|Movie> BRILLIANT CUT OFF, DAMN IT.<br />
[00:29] <LemNIMH> daaaaaamn<br />
[00:29] <BlazingGlory> ready<br />
[00:29] <Drew_Link|Movie> Ready.<br />
[00:29] <LemNIMH> ready<br />
[00:29] <ptrizzle> ready<br />
[00:29] <Fernin|Movie> k, Go!<br />
[00:29] <LemNIMH> that burger wasn't very goo<br />
[00:29] <LemNIMH> d<br />
[00:30] <LemNIMH> dude's hardcore.<br />
[00:30] <TARDISman> He's a master of unlocking<br />
[00:32] <TARDISman> ...waitwhat?<br />
[00:32] <BlazingGlory> He's a lazy old bastard, isn't he<br />
[00:32] <Drew_Link|Movie> Nicodemus rocks.<br />
[00:32] <TARDISman> So did the injections give him telekenisis?<br />
[00:32] <Fernin|Movie> that's... something that's unique to the movie, and isn't really explained<br />
[00:33] <Fernin|Movie> the movie adds a... fantasy/magical element<br />
[00:33] <Drew_Link|Movie> Odd, but acceptable.<br />
[00:33] <Drew_Link|Movie> I like it.<br />
[00:36] <BlazingGlory> Is he a crow or a magpie?<br />
[00:36] <TARDISman> Wow, he's like fuggin' Gollum<br />
[00:36] <ptrizzle> My precious!<br />
[00:37] <ptrizzle> shit<br />
[00:37] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[00:37] <Drew_Link|Movie> Ready.<br />
[00:37] <Fernin|Movie> hehe, we'll see much more of Jenner soon<br />
[00:37] <BlazingGlory> ready<br />
[00:37] <TheThunderThief> Je suis prêt<br />
[00:37] <LemNIMH> my add has kicked in<br />
[00:37] <TARDISman> Oh... boy<br />
[00:37] <ptrizzle> ready<br />
[00:37] <LemNIMH> I'm out<br />
[00:37] * LemNIMH (~chatzilla@c-24-14-193-164.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has left #mslt3k<br />
[00:37] <Fernin|Movie> ...ass<br />
[00:37] <BlazingGlory> :(<br />
[00:37] <Fernin|Movie> meh, Go!<br />
[00:38] <ptrizzle> Bitch cat<br />
[00:38] <Fernin|Movie> she's lucky the cat's food dish is on the floor, and not on the counter<br />
[00:38] <TARDISman> Fuckin' hick<br />
[00:38] <TARDISman> BILLY!<br />
[00:39] <BlazingGlory> SHe has an awesome mustache <br />
[00:40] <Fernin|Movie> NIMH knows that their superintelligent rats escaped... and they sure as hell want 'em back<br />
[00:40] <TARDISman> Yeah<br />
[00:41] <TARDISman> Stinkin' government<br />
[00:41] <BlazingGlory> So the intelligence is hereditary?<br />
[00:41] <Fernin|Movie> seems so<br />
[00:42] <BlazingGlory> GANDALF NO!<br />
[00:42] <TARDISman> Shit just got real!<br />
[00:43] <Fernin|Movie> clever mouse, for not being from NIMH<br />
[00:44] <TARDISman> Oh. Shit.<br />
[00:45] <Drew_Link|Movie> Ready.<br />
[00:45] <Drew_Link|Movie> Actually, I might have to go soon.<br />
[00:45] <TheThunderThief> Estou pronto<br />
[00:45] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[00:45] <ptrizzle> Ready<br />
[00:45] <BlazingGlory> ready<br />
[00:45] <Fernin|Movie> k, Go!<br />
[00:46] <TheThunderThief> Shit just got real...<br />
[00:47] <Drew_Link|Movie> Again.<br />
[00:47] <ptrizzle> Oh shit<br />
[00:48] <BlazingGlory> Best. Throw. Ever.<br />
[00:48] <TARDISman> Somebody's got high dexterity<br />
[00:48] * TARDISman said that in sing-song<br />
[00:48] <BlazingGlory> That was natural 20<br />
[00:48] <Drew_Link|Movie> Wtf, I got a sudden, vivid flash of Fellowship of the Ring.<br />
[00:49] <TARDISman> Shit keeps getting real<br />
[00:49] <Drew_Link|Movie> That one rat has some serious knife throwing skills.<br />
[00:50] <BlazingGlory> Look for my comming on the light of the third day...<br />
[00:51] <Drew_Link|Movie> AND HE SHALL APPEAR!<br />
[00:51] <BlazingGlory> I have the power!<br />
[00:51] <TARDISman> DADADADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!<br />
[00:51] <Fernin|Movie> ...yyyyeaaah... none of this is in the book<br />
[00:51] <TARDISman> Kinda figured<br />
[00:52] <Fernin|Movie> (and I do mean that, the whole cinder block falling, Nicodemus dying... didn't happen)<br />
[00:52] <BlazingGlory> Holy Crap, whatch out for Mario<br />
[00:52] <Drew_Link|Movie> Er.<br />
[00:52] <Fernin|Movie> Jenner still got his, though<br />
[00:52] <Drew_Link|Movie> ... I have THE POWER!!!<br />
[00:52] <TARDISman> He just did it in a generic manner?<br />
[00:52] <BlazingGlory> The joke was already made drew<br />
[00:52] <Fernin|Movie> ...actually, I don't even remember anymore<br />
[00:52] <TARDISman> "Blargh I want to take over shit!" "No you can't!" "I am foiled (dead)"<br />
[00:53] <Fernin|Movie> I'll have to look it up later, been years since I've read it<br />
[00:53] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[00:53] <Fernin|Movie> and now time for the happy ending, ready?<br />
[00:53] <BlazingGlory> Was the Dues ex machana really necessary?<br />
[00:53] <BlazingGlory> yup<br />
[00:53] <ptrizzle> I have to go picked someone up from work damnit<br />
[00:54] <Fernin|Movie> sucks, pt... good having you here for most of it<br />
[00:54] <Drew_Link|Movie> Sorry you have to go.<br />
[00:54] <ptrizzle> Thanks I like the movie I'll finish it later!<br />
[00:54] <TARDISman> Bye dude<br />
[00:54] <ptrizzle> See Ya<br />
[00:54] * ptrizzle (~some@adsl-36-166-229.asm.bellsouth.net) Quit (Quit: �)<br />
[00:54] <Fernin|Movie> ok, ready?<br />
[00:55] <BlazingGlory> ready<br />
[00:55] <Drew_Link|Movie> REady.<br />
[00:55] <TARDISman> Yep<br />
[00:55] <Fernin|Movie> k, Go!<br />
[00:56] <TheThunderThief> I have massive lag gonna restart FF<br />
[00:56] <BlazingGlory> Oh God no!<br />
[00:56] <Fernin|Movie> yep, an equally stupid crow... who happens to be female<br />
[00:57] <Fernin|Movie> ...who isn't even mentioned in the craptastic sequel, if I recall<br />
[00:57] <TARDISman> Criminey...<br />
[00:57] <BlazingGlory> They can't breed! He's too stupid to live!<br />
[00:57] <TARDISman> She's too stupid to live as well!<br />
[00:57] <Drew_Link|Movie> Quit raggin' on the bird.<br />
[00:57] * Drew_Link|Movie growls.<br />
[00:58] <BlazingGlory> Where's that damn cat when you need it?<br />
[00:58] <Fernin|Movie> oh, here we go... in the book, Jenner and 7 of his followers decided to stick it to the rest of the group by setting out on their own, to continue their life as regular, thieving (super intelligent) rats, moving out to a hardware store... where it's heavily implied that they're all killed<br />
[00:58] <TARDISman> ...Wow<br />
[00:59] <TARDISman> Actually like this one a bit better<br />
[00:59] <Drew_Link|Movie> Er.<br />
[00:59] <TARDISman> Then again I'm a sucker for swordfights<br />
[00:59] <Drew_Link|Movie> I'll read the book.<br />
[00:59] <Fernin|Movie> lol... the movie killed off more mice than the book<br />
[00:59] <BlazingGlory> I kinda like the idea of 8 super smart rats getting killed in home depot\<br />
[01:00] <Drew_Link|Movie> Well, I don't.<br />
[01:00] <Drew_Link|Movie> That's just terrible.<br />
[01:00] <Fernin|Movie> in the book, there were only 8 mice in the NIMH experiments, as compared to 11 in the movie, the same 2 survived in both, of course<br />
[01:00] <Drew_Link|Movie> And you should go kill yourself for saying that.<br />
[01:00] <TARDISman> Is the bird in the book?<br />
[01:00] <BlazingGlory> A better question is he as grating?<br />
[01:01] <Drew_Link|Movie> I'll severely hurt your family.<br />
[01:01] <Drew_Link|Movie> :D<br />
[01:01] <Fernin|Movie> yes, but he's not nearly as stupid<br />
[01:01] * Fernin|Movie is now known as Fernin<br />
[01:01] * Drew_Link|Movie is now known as Drew_Linky<br />
[01:01] <BlazingGlory> Good luck with that drew<br />
[01:01] <Fernin> sooo, as for the second one...<br />
[01:01] <Fernin> it's a couple of years later, they're all living in Thorn Valley, where the rats of NIMH have become... farmers<br />
[01:02] <Fernin> not much of a life for super intelligent rats, but they're doing what they said, not stealing any more... and they still have their lights and elevators and heat and whatnot else<br />
[01:02] <Drew_Linky> What...<br />
[01:02] <Drew_Linky> That's just stupid.<br />
[01:02] <Drew_Linky> Not seeing it.<br />
[01:02] <BlazingGlory> I concur<br />
[01:03] * Drew_Linky (~drewlinky@mo-71-51-194-132.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) has left #mslt3k<br />
[01:03] <Fernin> Timmy is brought to Thorn Valley to be trained to "save it", like Nicodemus prophesized<br />
[01:03] <Fernin> even though he only said "one of the sons of Jonathan Brisby"... Martin believes it should've been him<br />
[01:04] <TARDISman> This is the shitacular sequel<br />
[01:04] <TARDISman> ?<br />
[01:04] <Fernin> yup<br />
[01:04] <BlazingGlory> Well, I enjoyed the movie and the company thoroughly and stop killing my new nostalgia with that Fern <br />
[01:04] <Fernin> hehehe, you can't stop me... I've gotta tell the awful story<br />
[01:04] * TheThunderThief (~chatzilla@adsl-75-21-203-99.dsl.chcgil.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out�)<br />
[01:04] <TARDISman> That's the plot to Castlevania Circle of the Moon!<br />
[01:04] <Fernin> believe me, it's much, much better than watching it<br />
[01:04] <Fernin> this way, you don't have to suffer through the songs<br />
[01:05] <BlazingGlory> Yes, but they had VAMPIRZ! in CCM<br />
[01:05] <Fernin> so, Timmy is going through "hero training" with Mr. Ages, Justin, and the other rats... but he's unhappy, eventually meets up with a female mouse who just found Thorn Valley, and they run off together, Timmy's overeager to go do the saving already<br />
[01:06] <Fernin> Timmy learns that Martin has gone missing, they set off to find him, meet a Caterpillar character who's even more annoying than Jeremy (yes, it's possible)<br />
[01:06] <BlazingGlory> ...Really?<br />
[01:07] <Fernin> the caterpillar had teamed up with Jeremy to scam forest critters out of money to see the Great Owl (who was actually just Jeremy in disguise)<br />
[01:07] <Fernin> take a moment to let that sink in...<br />
[01:07] <BlazingGlory> Stop, your making my head hurt!<br />
[01:08] <Fernin> they learn that Martin might've been captured by NIMH, and head off to the lab, with Jeremy offering Timmy and Jenny (the female mouse) a ride, Timmy learns that Jenny is the daughter of one of the "Missing Six"<br />
[01:08] <Fernin> (yes, they apparently forgot that they said Eleven mice in the first film... but, there were 16 years between the two movies)<br />
[01:09] <Fernin> (and yes, they also state in this new, happier movie that those other mice that got sucked down the air ducts, that Nicodemus specifically said died... didn't die, they landed softly at the other end)<br />
[01:09] <BlazingGlory> Are these mice related to the mouse from the Green Mile?<br />
[01:10] <Fernin> Timmy is left on guard duty while Justin and some other rats try to do some recon of the NIMH labs, he's impatient again, fucks things up for the whole group, gets everyone captured<br />
[01:10] <Fernin> Timmy escapes with the help of the scheming caterpillar (who of course has a heart of gold, new and happier after all), meets up with Martin again<br />
[01:11] <Fernin> ...who reveals he's both evil and batshit insane now, because he was so jealous of Timmy being picked as "the chosen one" instead of him<br />
[01:11] <TARDISman> Yep, that's Circle of the Moon<br />
[01:11] <Fernin> he goes on to reveal that he has somehow managed to /brainwash/ the human scientists of NIMH<br />
[01:11] <Fernin> they now perform for him<br />
[01:11] <Fernin> ...yes, take a moment to let /that/ sink in<br />
[01:11] <Fernin> and wonder... what the /fuck/ were they thinking with this movie?<br />
[01:11] <BlazingGlory> !rr 6<br />
[01:12] <Fernin> battle ensues, there's cats, scientists who think they're dogs, the missing six are found, the building catches fire, the cats do a Disney fall, everyone escapes, Timmy goes back for Martin who didn't make it, they make a last second escape together<br />
[01:13] <BlazingGlory> I hate you so much right now<br />
[01:14] <Fernin> aren't you glad you didn't have to watch it, though?<br />
</blockquote></div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K&diff=8421MSLT3K2010-07-26T23:43:37Z<p>Fernin: /* Movies watched */</p>
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<div>'''MSLT3K''', or '''Mystery SydLexia Theater 3000''' is a pet project of [[Nekkoru]], [[Fernin]], [[LowEndLem]] and a few other people from the IRC channel. Basically, we find a movie on Youtube, we watch it and provide insightful commentary during the course of the movie, just like in MST3K.<br />
<br />
==Teh Peoples==<br />
This list will almost certainly change.<br />
<br />
*[[Nekkoru]]<br />
*[[Fernin]]<br />
*[[LowEndLem]] AKA Lemmo<br />
*[[Anorexorcist]]<br />
*[[Dignant]]<br />
*[[Rycona]]<br />
*[[Chile Guy]]<br />
*[[Captain_Pollution| Dude_Love/FigNewton/PepsiHiding/Tofurkey/Figofsydlexia]]<br />
*[[TheThunderThief]]<br />
*[[Optimist_With_Doubts]]<br />
*[[AtmanRyu]]<br />
*[[Valdronius]]<br />
*[[Lottel]]<br />
*[[Ghandi]]<br />
*[[TARDISman]]<br />
*[[Not Sure]]<br />
*[[UsaSatsui]]<br />
*[[pineapple]]<br />
*[[SpraCoalee]]<br />
*[[Hacker]] AKA Mr_Scotty <br />
*[[Neutral Bob]]<br />
*[[Crazy_Bastard]]<br />
*[[Chivesy]]<br />
*[[Klimbatize]]<br />
*[[Drew_Linky]]<br />
*[[Cameron]]<br />
*[[BlazingGlory]]<br />
<br />
==Movies watched==<br />
<ol><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/1|Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and LowEndLem on August 14, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/2|Where the Buffalo Roam]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and Anorexorcist on August 16, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/3|A Night at the Opera]] - with Dignant, Fernin and LowEndLem August 21, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/4|Trigun, Episode 1: The $$60 Billion Man]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Rycona on August 23, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/5|Clerks 2]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Chile Guy on September 1, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/6|Bananaz]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Dude_Love on September 24, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/7|Ed Wood]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Dude_Love on September 27, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/8|House on Haunted Hill]] - with Fernin, Dude_Love, and LowEndLem on October 1, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/9|Day of the Wacko]] - with Nekkoru, FigNewton, and TheThunderThief on October 21, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/10|12 Angry Men]] - with Fernin, PepsiHiding, and TheThunderThief on October 22, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/11|Garfield's Halloween Adventure]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Vald, Optimist_Prime and Anorexorcist. Temporarily featuring Lemmo and AtmanRyu on October 31, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/12|Creepshow]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Vald, and Optimist_Prime on October 31, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/13|Twilight Zone: Shadow Play]] - with Fernin, Anorexorcist, Lottel, and Ghandi on November 10, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/14|Flight of Dragons]] - with Fernin, Tofurkey, Not Sure, and TARDISman on January 4, 2010</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/15|Watership Down]] - with Fernin, Tofurkey, Not Sure, UsaSatsui, and pineapple. Temporarily featuring SpraCoalee on January 5, 2010</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/16|Pump Up the Volume]] - with Figofsydlexia, Mr_Scotty, and Rycona. Currently unfinished, parts 1-4 viewed on January 25, 2010</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/17|One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Not_Sure, Mr_Scotty, and Neutral_Bob on February 4, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/18|Noises Off]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Mr_Scotty, and TARDISman on February 6, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/19|Yellow Submarine]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, TARDISman, and TheThunderThief on February 7, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/20|The Shining]] - with Fernin, Rycona, Not Sure, Mr_Scotty, and LowEndLem on February 8, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/21|The Producers, original version]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Not Sure, and TARDISman on February 10, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/22|This is Spinal Tap]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Mr_Scotty and TheThunderThief on February 11, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/23|Chrono Trigger OVA]] - with Fernin, TARDISman, Ghandi, and LowEndLem on February 14, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/24|UHF]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Not Sure, Mr_Scotty, TARDISman, and Crazy_Bastard on February 16, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/25|A Knight's Tale]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, UsaSatsui, Lottel, TARDISman, and Mr_Scotty on February 23, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/26|Across the Universe]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Chivesy, and Mr_Scotty on March 4, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/27|Animal House]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Chivesy, and TARDISman on March 9, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/28|Good Burger]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Chivesy, TheThunderThief, Crazy_Bastard, and Mr_Scotty on March 10, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/29|Turtles Forever]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Not Sure, and UsaSatsui on March 15, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/30|Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory]] - with Fernin, Klimbatize, Mr_Scotty, Crazy_Bastard, and Drew_Linky on June 6th, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/31|November Rain, Don't Cry, and Estranged]] - With FigNewton, CamWin, and LowEndLem on June 10th, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/32|Clone Wars]] - with Fernin, TARDISman, and TheThunderThief on June 28th, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/33|The Secret of NIMH]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, BlazingGlory, TARDISman, and Drew_Linky on July 9th, 2010.</li><br />
</ol><br />
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[[Category: SydLexia.com IRC Channel]]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K&diff=8420MSLT3K2010-07-26T23:43:24Z<p>Fernin: /* Teh Peoples */</p>
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<div>'''MSLT3K''', or '''Mystery SydLexia Theater 3000''' is a pet project of [[Nekkoru]], [[Fernin]], [[LowEndLem]] and a few other people from the IRC channel. Basically, we find a movie on Youtube, we watch it and provide insightful commentary during the course of the movie, just like in MST3K.<br />
<br />
==Teh Peoples==<br />
This list will almost certainly change.<br />
<br />
*[[Nekkoru]]<br />
*[[Fernin]]<br />
*[[LowEndLem]] AKA Lemmo<br />
*[[Anorexorcist]]<br />
*[[Dignant]]<br />
*[[Rycona]]<br />
*[[Chile Guy]]<br />
*[[Captain_Pollution| Dude_Love/FigNewton/PepsiHiding/Tofurkey/Figofsydlexia]]<br />
*[[TheThunderThief]]<br />
*[[Optimist_With_Doubts]]<br />
*[[AtmanRyu]]<br />
*[[Valdronius]]<br />
*[[Lottel]]<br />
*[[Ghandi]]<br />
*[[TARDISman]]<br />
*[[Not Sure]]<br />
*[[UsaSatsui]]<br />
*[[pineapple]]<br />
*[[SpraCoalee]]<br />
*[[Hacker]] AKA Mr_Scotty <br />
*[[Neutral Bob]]<br />
*[[Crazy_Bastard]]<br />
*[[Chivesy]]<br />
*[[Klimbatize]]<br />
*[[Drew_Linky]]<br />
*[[Cameron]]<br />
*[[BlazingGlory]]<br />
<br />
==Movies watched==<br />
<ol><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/1|Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and LowEndLem on August 14, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/2|Where the Buffalo Roam]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and Anorexorcist on August 16, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/3|A Night at the Opera]] - with Dignant, Fernin and LowEndLem August 21, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/4|Trigun, Episode 1: The $$60 Billion Man]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Rycona on August 23, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/5|Clerks 2]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Chile Guy on September 1, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/6|Bananaz]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Dude_Love on September 24, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/7|Ed Wood]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Dude_Love on September 27, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/8|House on Haunted Hill]] - with Fernin, Dude_Love, and LowEndLem on October 1, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/9|Day of the Wacko]] - with Nekkoru, FigNewton, and TheThunderThief on October 21, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/10|12 Angry Men]] - with Fernin, PepsiHiding, and TheThunderThief on October 22, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/11|Garfield's Halloween Adventure]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Vald, Optimist_Prime and Anorexorcist. Temporarily featuring Lemmo and AtmanRyu on October 31, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/12|Creepshow]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Vald, and Optimist_Prime on October 31, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/13|Twilight Zone: Shadow Play]] - with Fernin, Anorexorcist, Lottel, and Ghandi on November 10, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/14|Flight of Dragons]] - with Fernin, Tofurkey, Not Sure, and TARDISman on January 4, 2010</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/15|Watership Down]] - with Fernin, Tofurkey, Not Sure, UsaSatsui, and pineapple. Temporarily featuring SpraCoalee on January 5, 2010</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/16|Pump Up the Volume]] - with Figofsydlexia, Mr_Scotty, and Rycona. Currently unfinished, parts 1-4 viewed on January 25, 2010</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/17|One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Not_Sure, Mr_Scotty, and Neutral_Bob on February 4, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/18|Noises Off]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Mr_Scotty, and TARDISman on February 6, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/19|Yellow Submarine]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, TARDISman, and TheThunderThief on February 7, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/20|The Shining]] - with Fernin, Rycona, Not Sure, Mr_Scotty, and LowEndLem on February 8, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/21|The Producers, original version]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Not Sure, and TARDISman on February 10, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/22|This is Spinal Tap]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Mr_Scotty and TheThunderThief on February 11, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/23|Chrono Trigger OVA]] - with Fernin, TARDISman, Ghandi, and LowEndLem on February 14, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/24|UHF]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Not Sure, Mr_Scotty, TARDISman, and Crazy_Bastard on February 16, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/25|A Knight's Tale]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, UsaSatsui, Lottel, TARDISman, and Mr_Scotty on February 23, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/26|Across the Universe]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Chivesy, and Mr_Scotty on March 4, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/27|Animal House]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Chivesy, and TARDISman on March 9, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/28|Good Burger]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Chivesy, TheThunderThief, Crazy_Bastard, and Mr_Scotty on March 10, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/29|Turtles Forever]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Not Sure, and UsaSatsui on March 15, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/30|Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory]] - with Fernin, Klimbatize, Mr_Scotty, Crazy_Bastard, and Drew_Linky on June 6th, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/31|November Rain, Don't Cry, and Estranged]] - With FigNewton, CamWin, and LowEndLem on June 10th, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/32|Clone Wars]] - with Fernin, TARDISman, and TheThunderThief on June 28th, 2010.</li><br />
Mli>[[MSLT3K/33|The Secret of NIMH]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, BlazingGlory, TARDISman, and Drew_Linky on July 9th, 2010.</li><br />
</ol><br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category: SydLexia.com IRC Channel]]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K&diff=8419MSLT3K2010-07-26T23:43:10Z<p>Fernin: /* Movies watched */</p>
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<div>'''MSLT3K''', or '''Mystery SydLexia Theater 3000''' is a pet project of [[Nekkoru]], [[Fernin]], [[LowEndLem]] and a few other people from the IRC channel. Basically, we find a movie on Youtube, we watch it and provide insightful commentary during the course of the movie, just like in MST3K.<br />
<br />
==Teh Peoples==<br />
This list will almost certainly change.<br />
<br />
*[[Nekkoru]]<br />
*[[Fernin]]<br />
*[[LowEndLem]] AKA Lemmo<br />
*[[Anorexorcist]]<br />
*[[Dignant]]<br />
*[[Rycona]]<br />
*[[Chile Guy]]<br />
*[[Captain_Pollution| Dude_Love/FigNewton/PepsiHiding/Tofurkey/Figofsydlexia]]<br />
*[[TheThunderThief]]<br />
*[[Optimist_With_Doubts]]<br />
*[[AtmanRyu]]<br />
*[[Valdronius]]<br />
*[[Lottel]]<br />
*[[Ghandi]]<br />
*[[TARDISman]]<br />
*[[Not Sure]]<br />
*[[UsaSatsui]]<br />
*[[pineapple]]<br />
*[[SpraCoalee]]<br />
*[[Hacker]] AKA Mr_Scotty <br />
*[[Neutral Bob]]<br />
*[[Crazy_Bastard]]<br />
*[[Chivesy]]<br />
*[[Klimbatize]]<br />
*[[Drew_Linky]]<br />
*[[Cameron]]<br />
<br />
==Movies watched==<br />
<ol><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/1|Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and LowEndLem on August 14, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/2|Where the Buffalo Roam]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and Anorexorcist on August 16, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/3|A Night at the Opera]] - with Dignant, Fernin and LowEndLem August 21, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/4|Trigun, Episode 1: The $$60 Billion Man]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Rycona on August 23, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/5|Clerks 2]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Chile Guy on September 1, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/6|Bananaz]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Dude_Love on September 24, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/7|Ed Wood]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Dude_Love on September 27, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/8|House on Haunted Hill]] - with Fernin, Dude_Love, and LowEndLem on October 1, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/9|Day of the Wacko]] - with Nekkoru, FigNewton, and TheThunderThief on October 21, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/10|12 Angry Men]] - with Fernin, PepsiHiding, and TheThunderThief on October 22, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/11|Garfield's Halloween Adventure]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Vald, Optimist_Prime and Anorexorcist. Temporarily featuring Lemmo and AtmanRyu on October 31, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/12|Creepshow]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Vald, and Optimist_Prime on October 31, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/13|Twilight Zone: Shadow Play]] - with Fernin, Anorexorcist, Lottel, and Ghandi on November 10, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/14|Flight of Dragons]] - with Fernin, Tofurkey, Not Sure, and TARDISman on January 4, 2010</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/15|Watership Down]] - with Fernin, Tofurkey, Not Sure, UsaSatsui, and pineapple. Temporarily featuring SpraCoalee on January 5, 2010</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/16|Pump Up the Volume]] - with Figofsydlexia, Mr_Scotty, and Rycona. Currently unfinished, parts 1-4 viewed on January 25, 2010</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/17|One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Not_Sure, Mr_Scotty, and Neutral_Bob on February 4, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/18|Noises Off]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Mr_Scotty, and TARDISman on February 6, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/19|Yellow Submarine]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, TARDISman, and TheThunderThief on February 7, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/20|The Shining]] - with Fernin, Rycona, Not Sure, Mr_Scotty, and LowEndLem on February 8, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/21|The Producers, original version]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Not Sure, and TARDISman on February 10, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/22|This is Spinal Tap]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Mr_Scotty and TheThunderThief on February 11, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/23|Chrono Trigger OVA]] - with Fernin, TARDISman, Ghandi, and LowEndLem on February 14, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/24|UHF]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Not Sure, Mr_Scotty, TARDISman, and Crazy_Bastard on February 16, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/25|A Knight's Tale]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, UsaSatsui, Lottel, TARDISman, and Mr_Scotty on February 23, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/26|Across the Universe]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Chivesy, and Mr_Scotty on March 4, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/27|Animal House]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Chivesy, and TARDISman on March 9, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/28|Good Burger]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Chivesy, TheThunderThief, Crazy_Bastard, and Mr_Scotty on March 10, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/29|Turtles Forever]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Not Sure, and UsaSatsui on March 15, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/30|Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory]] - with Fernin, Klimbatize, Mr_Scotty, Crazy_Bastard, and Drew_Linky on June 6th, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/31|November Rain, Don't Cry, and Estranged]] - With FigNewton, CamWin, and LowEndLem on June 10th, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/32|Clone Wars]] - with Fernin, TARDISman, and TheThunderThief on June 28th, 2010.</li><br />
Mli>[[MSLT3K/33|The Secret of NIMH]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, BlazingGlory, TARDISman, and Drew_Linky on July 9th, 2010.</li><br />
</ol><br />
<br />
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[[Category: SydLexia.com IRC Channel]]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LexiaBot9000&diff=8418LexiaBot90002010-07-25T22:20:28Z<p>Fernin: /* Other Bot Stuff */</p>
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<div>'''LexiaBot9000''' is an IRC bot run by [[Fernin]] in the [[SydLexia.com IRC channel]]. The bot was added as a trivia game, though right now the trivia sucks (send Fernin some good pop culture questions about the 80's and early 90's, damnit!). <br />
<br />
== On / Off ==<br />
<br />
LexiaBot9000 is turned on and off based on the privileges it is granted by channel operators. The majority of its functionality can be turned on by granting the bot voice. Some additional bot features require full operator privileges.<br />
<br />
== Commands ==<br />
<br />
<!--Add as many commands as you know, so long as they're interesting--><br />
This is a list of some bot commands. More may be added. <br />
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 |<br />
|-<br />
! <div style="width:200px">Command & Syntax</div> !! What it does !! Example Input !! Example Output<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!time</code> || Outputs Time || !time || It is 21:27:48 right now<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!date</code> || Outputs Date & Time || !date || Today is Thu Jan 22 21:30:43 2009.<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!calc (equation)</code> || Solves Equation || !calc 1+1 || GPFontaine, result is: 2<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!roll</code> || Rolls two dice || !roll || rolls the dice for GPFontaine: 1 and 3 = 4<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!random (number)(number)</code> || Generates an integer between the two numbers || !random 6 10 || 8<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!convert (number) (C/F) </code> || Convert a temperature. || !convert 60 C || 60° Fahrenheit is 15.555556° Celsius.<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!seen (name)</code> || State when a person was last in the channel || !seen GPFontaine || GPFontaine was last seen quitting IRC 11 mins ago<br />
|-<br />
| Timer <br /><code>!timer (seconds) (message)</code><br /><code>!timer off</code> || Turns the timer on or off. || !timer 5 Stuff. <br /> !timer off || Timer activated. <br /> Timer deactivated.<br />
|-<br />
| Bot Speech <br /> <code>!speak</code><br /><Code>!shutup</code> || Sets the bot to respond or ignore trigger words. Kick triggers are always active. || !speak <br /> !shutup || I can speak! <br /> Shutting up now.<br />
|-<br />
| Trivia Game <br /> <code>!start</code> <br /><code>!stop</code><br /><code>!rank (name)</code> || Start & Stop the Trivia Game or check someone's rank. || !start <br /> !stop <br /> !rank GPFontaine || Starting Trivia. <br /> Trivia stopped. <br /> GPFontaine has 2 points.<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!addquestion</code> || Submit a question for the trivia game. || !addquestion || A private message from LexiaBot9000 will be sent with instructions to follow. Only one person may use this command at a time. Allow 30 seconds between uses to avoid confusing LexiaBot9000. All entries are reviewed before they are added to the trivia database.<br />
|-<br />
| High/Low Game <br /> <code>!hl (on/off) (number)</code> <br /> <code>!hl (number guess)</code> || High / Low game || !hl on 10 <br /> !hl 5 <br /> !hl off || Higher/Lower game enabled <br /> Higher, GPFontaine <br />Higher/Lower game disabled.<br />
|-<br />
| Timebomb Game <br /><code>!timebomb (name)</code><br /><code>!snip (color)</code>|| Timebomb game... this shit is just mean. Limit your usage or you will be booted. || !timebomb GPFontaine <br /> !snip orange || straps a bomb to GPFontaine's back. The display reads [45] seconds. <br /> ...snip GPFontaine was booted from #sydlexia by LexiaBot9000 (*BOOOM!*)<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!fortune</code> || Your fortune will be predicted || !fortune || You will meet a dark, handsome stranger.<br />
|-<br />
| <code>!char (number)</code> || Converts number to ASCII character || !char 43 || ASCII number 43 is equal to +<br />
|-<br />
| Definitions <br /><code>!define (word)</code><br /><code>!defadd (word)</code><br /><code>!defrem (word)</code> || States a definition, adds a definition, or removes a definition || !define Sydapedia <br /><br />!defadd Sydapedia the source of all that is true in this world.<br /><br />!defrem Sydapedia|| Sydapedia: the source of all that is true in this world.<br /><br />Sydapedia stored succesfully.<br /><br />Sydapedia was removed from database.<br />
|-<br />
| Mastermind <br /><code>!mastermind</code><br /><code>!guess (####)</code><br /><code>!guess quit</code><br /><code>!score (name)</code> || Starts the Mastermind game, guesses a number, quits the game, or checks someone's score. || !mastermind <br /><br /> !guess 1111 <br /><br /> !guess quit <br /><br /> !score Fernin || I'm thinking of a four digit number, with no 0's in it... <br /><br /> You have 0 correct and 0 out of place. <br /><br /> You pansy, you couldn't even take the time to figure out that the number was 3284? <br /><br /> The average amount of guesses Fernin has used to solve Mastermind is 14.25.<br />
|-<br />
| Craps <br /><code>!craps (on/off/throw)</code> || Starts the craps game, rolls the dice, or ends the craps game. || !craps on <br /><br /> !craps throw <br /><br /> !craps off || Place ya bets! <br /><br /> rolls the dice for Fernin: 3 and 6. Fernin, your target number is now 9. Roll again! <br /><br /> Smart Idea, since you aren't exactly James Bond. Come back again when you're not so unlucky.<br />
|-<br />
| Money Making Game <br /><code>!money </code><br /><code>!money (1/2/3)</code> || Play the Money Making Game. || !money<br /><br /> !money 1<br /> || Let's Play Money Making Game! <br /><br /> Fernin: -10 -50 +50<br /> Fernin: Sorry, you lose 10 points. <br />
|-<br />
| Roulette <br /><code>!roulette </code><br /><code>!bet (amount) (type)</code> || Play roulette, place a bet. || !roulette <br /><br /> !bet 10 black || Let's play roulette! <br /><br /> Bet accepted.<br />
|-<br />
| Russian Roulette <br /><code>!rr #</code><br /><code>!fire</code> || Play Russian Roulette with the specified number of bullets, and fire the gun. || !rr 1<br /><br /> !fire || The bullet is in place! Type !fire to try your luck! <br /> Click! That chamber was empty, Fernin has survived!<br />
|-<br />
| Rock Paper Scissors <br /><code>!rps (rock/paper/scissors)</code> || Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot. || !rps rock<br /> !rps paper<br /> !rps scissors || throws scissors! You win! <br /> throws paper! It's a tie! <br /> throws rock! You lose!<br />
|-<br />
| Hot Potato <br /><code>!potato</code><br /><code>!pass (name/trash)</code> || Play Hot Potato, pass the potato to another person or put the potato into the trash. || !potato <br /><br /> !pass GPFontaine <br /><br /> !pass trash || Hot potato! Fernin has the potato right now. Quick, !pass it to somebody else! <br /><br /> Fernin has passed the potato to GPFontaine! Better hurry and pass it to someone else! <br \><br /> Fernin has thrown the potato in the garbage. Game over, folks. <br />
|-<br />
| Hangman <br /><code>!hangman</code><br /><code>!hangman off</code><br /><code>!letter </code><br /><code>!word</code> || Play hangman, turn hangman off, guess a letter or a word. || !hangman <br /><br /> !hangman off <br /><br /> !letter e <br /><br /> !word testing || Let's play hangman! <br /><br /> The word was communism. Game ended. <br /><br /> e is not in the word. 1 wrong guess so far. <br /><br /> testing is not the word I'm thinking of.<br />
|-<br />
| Hangvowel <br /><code>!hangvowel</code><br /><code>!hangvowel off</code><br /><code>!hanganswer</code> || Play hangvowel, turn hangvowel off, guess a word. || !hangvowel <br /><br /> !hangvowel off <br /><br /> !hanganswer metal || Let's play hangvowel! <br /><br /> The word was Nepal. Game ended. <br /><br /> metal is not the word I'm thinking of.<br />
|-<br />
| Snakes & Ladders <br /><code>!snakes on</code><br /><code>!snakes (1/2/3/4)</code><br /><code>!snakes start</code><br /><code>!snakes spin </code><br /><code>!snakes quit</code> || Starts Snakes & Ladders, picks player number, starts the actual game, spins the spinner, or quits the Snakes & Ladders Game. || !snakes on <br /><br /> !snakes 1 <br /><br /> !snakes start <br /><br />!snakes spin <br /><br /> !snakes quit || Spin the spinner and get to the top first! Who's playing? <br /><br /> Player 1: Crazy_Bastard. <br /><br /> Starting the game with 2 players, Crazy_Bastard is up first! <br /><br />Crazy_Bastard moves their piece to 4. You listened to the ops and shut up when you were told to! Your piece is moved forward to 14. <br /><br /> I guess you just have no inner child.<br />
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| Anagram <br /><code>!anagram</code><br /><code>!anagram (word)</code><br /><code>!anagram quit</code> || Starts Anagram game or rescrambles the word, take a guess at the word, and quit the game. || !anagram <br /><br /> !anagram lyosslmig <br /><br /> !anagram quit || The scrambled word is lsgioylsm. <br /><br /> The scrambled word is lyosslmig. <br /><br /> The word was: syllogism.<br />
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| 8ball <br /><code>!8ball (question)</code> || Ask a question and get a response from the 8ball. || !8ball Will you answer my question? || Signs point to yes.<br />
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| Tic Tac Toe, 1 player <br /><code>!ttt1</code><br /><code>!ttt1 (1-9)</code><br /><code>!ttt1 quit</code> || Starts Tic Tac Toe game, picks a spot to put an X, and quits the game. || !ttt1 <br /><br /> !ttt1 1 <br /><br /> !ttt1 quit || Tic Tac Toe! One player mode! Type !ttt1 # to start playing! <br /><br /> X O * <br /> * * * <br /> * * * <br /><br /> What, you want to wimp out of a game of tic tac toe? You must be the world's biggest pansy.<br />
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| Tic Tac Toe, 2 player <br /><code>!ttt2</code><br /><code>!ttt2 (p1/p2)</code><br /><code>!ttt2 (1-9)</code><br /><code>!ttt2 quit</code> || Starts Tic Tac Toe game, selects players, picks a spot to put an X or an O, and quits the game. || !ttt2 <br /><br /> !ttt2 p1 <br /><br /> !ttt2 5 <br /><br /> !ttt2 quit || Tic Tac Toe! Tic Tac Toe! Two player mode! Who's playing today? Type !ttt2 p1 or !ttt2 p2 to join in! <br /><br /> Player 1 is Fernin! <br /><br />* * * <br /> * X * <br /> * * * <br /><br /> What, you want to wimp out of a game of tic tac toe? You must be the world's biggest pansy.<br />
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| Slap! <br /><code>!slap (name)</code><br /><code>!addslap (text)</code> || Slaps someone, or adds a new slap to the bot's database. || !slap FigNewton <br /> !addslap slaps $2 with Patrick Duffy. || slaps FigNewton with Uwe Boll's severed head! <br /> Custom slap #20 added to my database.<br />
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| Blackjack <br /><code>!blackjack</code><br /><code>!hit</code><br /><code>!stand</code> || Play blackjack! || !blackjack <br /> !hit <br /> !stand || Your hand is: 5C QD. <br /> You have been dealt: AS. <br /> The housebot's hand is: 5S 6D. <br />
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== Trivia Game Courtesy ==<br />
Trivia can be fun, but can also irritate the hell out of people. Follow these, and we'll all get along.<br />
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* Chat takes priority over trivia. If people are talking, ask before hitting !start. If someone says !stop, trivia is over. On the flip side, if you have nothing to chat about, don't stop trivia just because you don't like it. <br />
* Try not to answer questions that you submitted, that's pretty much cheating. Give others a chance, and if they don't get it after three hints, then go ahead and answer it.<br />
* Try not to answer questions that you've seen before. There's only so many questions still, so repeats happen a lot. Give others a chance that may not have seen the question yet. <br />
* The exception to the above is if it's a question that you know everyone has seen, or if it's a Quick! Quick! question. <br />
* Answers which are numbers that are less than 100 are ALL written out. So, if the answer happens to be 3, or 12, or 97, it'll actually be three, twelve, or ninety-seven. This is because of the hint system, and also to prevent the insanely annoying situation where multiple people are spamming "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7!" trying to find the right number quickly. <br />
* Server lag happens. On your screen, what you send will appear in the chatroom immediately. On everyone else's screens, that may not be the case. While it may look like you answered first on your screen, the bot always recognizes the person who appears on its own screen first. This isn't bullshit, it's the internet, so don't bitch about it. <br />
* Don't even think about going to google, wikipedia, gamefaqs, or any other place to look up the answers. That's just plain lame. If you don't know it, too bad.<br />
* The bot is buggy when it comes to giving hints or answers that have numbers in them. This is a known bug, and something that can't be fixed, so kindly stop pointing it out or being all "WTF?!" over it. Furthermore, questions themselves can become completely buggy over time. This happens when a command word (like !char or !rr) is in the answer. The bot gets hung up and confused when it sees a command word, and doesn't recognize the answer for what it is. Spamming what you know is the answer sure as hell ain't gonna do any good.<br />
* When submitting questions, don't submit idiotic nonsense like, "Hello./Spikey Love Nipples" or "Hahahahahahaha./Hahahahaha Hahahaha". And please, no 4chan memes.<br />
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== Trigger Words ==<br />
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The bot also triggers off of some words and phrases, such as "Porn", "Bot", and "bored". No, they're not all going to be listed. Finding them is half the fun.<br />
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*Note: The bot now has the commands !shutup and !speak. These commands turn the triggers off and on, respectively.<br />
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== Other Bot Stuff == <br />
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Some games have a 5 second delay timer on them to prevent bot spam. So far as I can remember, this is currently limited to the !letter command of the Hangman game, and the !fire command of Russian Roulette. <br />
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When playing the !anagram game, correct letters in guesses are capitalized. Additionally, any capitalized letters in the initial jumble are capitalized in the unscrambled word (For example, "TheRiddler" would show as "leheRidrTd", and a guess of "rhetiddler" would be displayed by the bot as "rHEtIDDLER").<br />
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Timebombing or passing the potato to someone who is AFK is nothing short of a dick move, and will get you kicked. That's the reason both of those games can only be turned on by the ops, since the power to kick anyone just shouldn't be available to anyone at all times. Just don't do it.<br />
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Only one timebomb can be out at any given time, and you can't cut the wires on a bomb that isn't on your own body. You can only save yourself, not anyone else.<br />
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While you are free to define and redefine any word or phrase you like, don't use the bot to troll. Also, if there's a disagreement about what something's definition should be, don't get into a definition war and go back and forth removing and redefining it. This is about the most immature thing you can possibly do with the bot and will only serve to piss off the ops, and probably everyone else in the room.<br />
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Any new games may well still be going under beta testing, so don't expect them to work perfectly all the time. If you find any glitches, bugs, or other mistakes, report them to Fernin.<br />
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The !8ball is meant for yes or no questions. If you ask it an open ended question and yell at it for not giving you a good answer, you can expect to be yelled at by whoever else is in the room, because you're probably a moron!<br />
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Ask the bot "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" with the !8ball command sometime, you'll get some fun results.<br />
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Bets you can make in roulette are: Any number between 0 and 36, 00, first, second, third, top, bottom, red, black, odd, or even.<br />
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The Tic Tac Toe board and input goes from 1 to 9, as seen here: <br />
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4 5 6<br><br />
7 8 9<br />
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As of now, the bot has no AI in the Tic Tac Toe game, it only picks spots randomly. The AI will come when Fernin has time for it, so don't bring it up, unless you want a rather angry op.<br />
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[[Category: SydLexia.com IRC Channel]]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=List_of_SydLexia.com_birthdays&diff=8403List of SydLexia.com birthdays2010-07-19T21:40:48Z<p>Fernin: /* May */</p>
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<div>This is a list of the birthdays of all participating forum members.<br />
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== January ==<br />
* January 3rd: [[Rycona]]<br />
* January 15th: [[hacker]]<br />
* January 23rd: [[Knyte]]<br />
* January 25th: [[Nekkoru]], [[worstamericanhero]]<br />
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== February ==<br />
* February 10th: [[Chunx]]<br />
* February 17th: [[Valdronius]]<br />
* February 18th: [[Syd Lexia]]<br />
* February 24th: [[SoldierHawk]]<br />
* February 26th: [[Rydog]]<br />
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== March ==<br />
* March 4th: [[Ross Rifle]]<br />
* March 6th: [[Quantinuum]]<br />
* March 10th: [[Ged1928]]<br />
* March 11th: [[FNJ]]<br />
* March 18th: [[Kubo]]<br />
* March 19th: [[Thunderhorse]]<br />
* March 22nd: [[Murdar Machene]]<br />
* March 23rd: [[Black Zarak]]<br />
* March 28th: [[Cattivo]]<br />
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== April ==<br />
* April 1st: [[MOGHARR]]<br />
* April 11th: [[Spanky McCracken]], [[Optimist With Doubts]]<br />
* April 15th: [[SpraCoalee]]<br />
* April 16th: [[greeneyedzeke]]<br />
* April 18th: [[JRA]] (incidentally, this is also birthday of Melissa Joan Hart, a.k.a. Clarissa from ''Clarissa Explains It All'', we should totally have sex that day.)<br />
* April 22th: [[Arlock41]]<br />
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== May ==<br />
* May 7th: [[Undeath]]<br />
*May 8th: [[Aqua Hedgehog]]<br />
* May 9th: [[Lottel]]<br />
* May 14st: [[Doddsino]]<br />
* May 16th: [[Ky-Guy]]<br />
* May 17th: [[krislexia]]<br />
* May 20th: [[Char Aznable]], [[Klimbatize]]<br />
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== June ==<br />
* June 1st: [[Dummies_ch2]]<br />
* June 4th: [[joshwoodzell]]<br />
* June 5th: [[Mr. Bomberman]]<br />
* June 11th: [[cirno]]<br />
* June 15th: [[Bluey]]<br />
* June 16th: [[Enshinkarateman]]<br />
* June 21st: [[APLETHORAOFPINATAS]]<br />
* June 24th: [[TheThunderThief]]<br />
* June 27th: [[Ghandi]]<br />
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== July ==<br />
* July 1st: [[RobotGumshoe]]<br />
* July 2nd: [[Ermac]]<br />
* July 4th: [[UPGFruitofDaLoom]]<br />
* July 9th: [[GPFontaine]]<br />
* July 12th: [[Nekramancer]]<br />
* July 21st: [[Grimmriffer]]<br />
* July 22nd: [[The-Excel]]<br />
* July 31st: [[LowEndLem]]<br />
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== August ==<br />
* August 1st: [[SevereFlame]]<br />
* August 3rd: [[Scamrock]]<br />
* August 9th: [[Laminated Sky]]<br />
* August 19th [[Atma84]]<br />
* August 20th: [[aika]]<br />
* August 22nd: [[Neutral_bob]]<br />
* August 26th: [[heeheex2]]<br />
* August 30th: [[Tyop]]<br />
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== September ==<br />
* September 8th: [[bjork]], [[Bobashotmace]]<br />
* September 13th: [[mtgrnwdstar]]<br />
* September 16th: [[jprime]], [[aeonic]]<br />
* September 17th: [[Chrisby]]<br />
* September 18th: [[sidewaydriver]]<br />
* September 22nd: [[StormTrooper2011]]<br />
* September 27th: [[DarkMaze]]<br />
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== October ==<br />
* October 12th: [[King]]<br />
* October 13th: [[Fernin]]<br />
* October 22nd: [[Thorinair]], [[TARDISman]]<br />
* October 31st: [[Professor Hitler]]<br />
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== November ==<br />
* November 1st: [[Douche McCallister]]<br />
* November 3rd: [[SydLexia.com]]<br />
* November 9th: [[Alowishus]], [[Greg the White]]<br />
* November 11th: [[M3GA MAN]]<br />
* November 13th: [[Cameron]]<br />
* November 16th: [[ThatGuy]]<br />
* November 25th: [[Eddie hyde|Eddie Hyde]]<br />
* November 26th: [[DarknessDeku]]<br />
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== December ==<br />
* December 9th: [[UsaSatsui]]<br />
* December 10th: [[Not Sure]] was built.<br />
* December 16th: [[Dr. Jeebus]], [[Tsunami Red]]<br />
* December 18th: [[lordsathien]]<br />
* December 29th: [[Tebor]]<br />
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[[Category: Lists]]<br />
[[Category: The Forums]]</div>Ferninhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K/32&diff=8363MSLT3K/322010-06-28T09:28:05Z<p>Fernin: New page: ''Clone Wars: Season One'' was the first entire cartoon season done by MSLT3K. The crew for this session consisted of Fernin, TARDISman, and TheThunderThief. ==Log== <bloc...</p>
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<div>''Clone Wars: Season One'' was the first entire cartoon season done by [[MSLT3K]]. The crew for this session consisted of [[Fernin]], [[TARDISman]], and [[TheThunderThief]].<br />
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==Log==<br />
<blockquote><br />
[01:30] <TARDISman> Hmmmm, Fern how long is it until Grevious shows up?<br />
[01:31] <Fernin> not saying :3<br />
[01:31] <TARDISman> Damn you XD<br />
[01:44] <Fernin> lemme know when you're buffered up and ready to go<br />
[01:46] <TARDISman> Ok, I'm good for 17 episodes<br />
[01:46] <TARDISman> TT, you set?<br />
[01:47] <TheThunderThief> I'm set<br />
[01:47] <Fernin> okay, I think we can get started, then<br />
[01:47] <Fernin> Go!<br />
[01:48] <TARDISman> Best Star Wars without an opening crawl<br />
[01:49] <Fernin> I've always wondered how Jedi can survive such long falls<br />
[01:49] <Fernin> (while Mace Windu apparently died from an equally long fall...)<br />
[01:49] <TARDISman> The Foooooooooooorce!<br />
[01:49] <TARDISman> I'm probably a bit behind<br />
[01:50] <Fernin> that's okay, with such short episodes, it'll balance out :)<br />
[01:50] <Fernin> you won't be behind for long, I should say<br />
[01:50] <TARDISman> Holy balls, Palpatine looks more and more dark sidey than he did at the end of Episode III<br />
[01:51] <Fernin> slightly cutoff at the end there, but at least we don't get 20 episodes worth of credits<br />
[01:51] <TARDISman> True<br />
[01:51] <Fernin> chapter 2, ready?<br />
[01:51] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[01:52] <TheThunderThief> y<br />
[01:52] <Fernin> Go!<br />
[01:52] <TheThunderThief> es<br />
[01:52] <TARDISman> Ooooh, ARCs<br />
[01:53] <TARDISman> For christs sake listen to your voice you annoying little fuck<br />
[01:53] <Fernin> hehehe<br />
[01:54] <TARDISman> Ok, while I do admit this is pretty badass I think the numbers are a bit overdone<br />
[01:54] <Fernin> heh, yeah<br />
[01:54] <TARDISman> Well, maybe just out of the one ship seeing about 500 ships all at once deploying<br />
[01:55] <TARDISman> Chapter 3 ready<br />
[01:55] <TheThunderThief> y<br />
[01:56] <Fernin> then, go!<br />
[01:56] <TARDISman> ...These ones don't say anything do they?<br />
[01:57] <Fernin> I... actually don't remember<br />
[01:57] <TARDISman> Ooooh, bitchin'<br />
[01:58] <TARDISman> I did something like that in Firefight 2 days ago<br />
[01:58] <Fernin> hehe<br />
[01:58] <TARDISman> HE SPEAKS!<br />
[01:59] <TARDISman> Ch 4 set<br />
[01:59] <Fernin> and on to chapter 4<br />
[01:59] <Fernin> Thunder?<br />
[01:59] <TheThunderThief> Da<br />
[01:59] <Fernin> k, Go!<br />
[01:59] <TARDISman> Well it's probably a trap<br />
[02:00] <TheThunderThief> Not sure if trap<br />
[02:00] <TARDISman> And Quarren are dicks, pure and simple<br />
[02:00] <Fernin> sending the right man for the job<br />
[02:00] <TARDISman> AQUAJEDI!<br />
[02:00] <TheThunderThief> one of the only jedi w/ a lightsaber that will activate underwater<br />
[02:01] <TheThunderThief> Wait is that Kit Fisto?<br />
[02:01] <TARDISman> No<br />
[02:01] <TARDISman> He's got black eyes<br />
[02:01] <TARDISman> At least I don't believe it's him<br />
[02:01] <Fernin> he did say Fisto earlier in the chapter<br />
[02:02] <TARDISman> Oh, I didn't hear that right<br />
[02:02] <TARDISman> Didn't think he was that quick<br />
[02:02] <TARDISman> Bahaha<br />
[02:02] <TARDISman> Set<br />
[02:02] <TheThunderThief> ready<br />
[02:03] <Fernin> good thing the Calimari are an aquatic race, that'd be one hell of a tidal wave<br />
[02:03] <Fernin> and, Go!<br />
[02:03] <TARDISman> Yeah<br />
[02:03] <Fernin> the first 10 or so eps are like this, I think, just jumping from battle to battle to battle :3<br />
[02:03] <TARDISman> It's kinda funny how people associate laser sounds with alignment<br />
[02:03] <TARDISman> TIE lasers are always the evil ones<br />
[02:04] <Fernin> hehe, yeah<br />
[02:04] <TARDISman> Nyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh we're gonna die!!!<br />
[02:05] <TARDISman> Oh lord, I remember seeing the pictures and offhand mentions of this guy and he already bugs me<br />
[02:05] <Fernin> haha<br />
[02:05] <TARDISman> Wow, apparently lances kick ass<br />
[02:05] <Fernin> and apparently, clone armor can deflect bullets<br />
[02:06] <Fernin> er... laser... blasty thingies, anyway<br />
[02:06] <TARDISman> The hell is this, Lord of the Rings?<br />
[02:06] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[02:06] <TheThunderThief> set<br />
[02:06] <Fernin> chapter 6, go!<br />
[02:06] <Fernin> oooh, I remember this one<br />
[02:07] <Fernin> my favorite character in the Clone Wars saga :D<br />
[02:07] <TARDISman> Evil Kite ship, that's always a good sign<br />
[02:07] <Fernin> ...at least, I think this is where... well, we'll see in a minute<br />
[02:07] <TheThunderThief> lol a Gamorean<br />
[02:08] <Fernin> theeeere she is<br />
[02:08] <TARDISman> Ugh, sorry Fern, she kinda bugs me too<br />
[02:09] <TARDISman> Mostly its the running around saying that she is Sith<br />
[02:09] <Fernin> true<br />
[02:09] <TheThunderThief> Was she one to use Jar'Kai all the time?<br />
[02:10] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[02:10] <TheThunderThief> yea<br />
[02:10] <Fernin> k, go!<br />
[02:10] <TARDISman> I think she's just about always dual wielding<br />
[02:12] <TARDISman> Wow, she's easy to manipulate<br />
[02:13] <TARDISman> "Corrupt and arrogant..."<br />
[02:13] <TARDISman> From the person who says she's a Sith<br />
[02:13] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[02:13] <TheThunderThief> si<br />
[02:13] <Fernin> k, go!<br />
[02:14] <TARDISman> Oh boy, it's JOUST!<br />
[02:14] <Fernin> that's one helluva prepared clone unit<br />
[02:15] <TARDISman> Yeah<br />
[02:15] <Fernin> We always pack our speeder bikes and lances, just in case of a joust!<br />
[02:15] <TARDISman> I dunno, the Weapon Triangle says you should use axes<br />
[02:15] <Fernin> unnecessary spins, much?<br />
[02:16] <TARDISman> Wow, acrobatics inspired by Mortal Kombat: Annihilation<br />
[02:16] <TARDISman> Burn the corpse!!!<br />
[02:16] <Fernin> right, those tentacles clearly weren't an ominous sign of that happening<br />
[02:17] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[02:17] <TheThunderThief> ya<br />
[02:17] <Fernin> k, go!<br />
[02:17] <TARDISman> "Eh fuck the bike I'll just fly"<br />
[02:18] <Fernin> Cut to: Poor family whose house was just demolished by a loose speeder bike<br />
[02:18] <TARDISman> Stupid bankers<br />
[02:18] <TARDISman> Wah waaaaah<br />
[02:19] <Fernin> learn something from DBZ, never fire blindly into a cloud of smoke<br />
[02:19] <TARDISman> Yeah<br />
[02:19] <TARDISman> Or learn from DBZ that the army's kinda useless against this lot<br />
[02:20] <Fernin> ouch, force push from the inside<br />
[02:20] <TARDISman> "DON'T TELL ANYONE WHERE I'VE BEEN!!!"<br />
[02:20] <TARDISman> Oooh, 3:15<br />
[02:20] <TARDISman> Set<br />
[02:20] <TheThunderThief> set<br />
[02:20] <Fernin> k, go!<br />
[02:21] * TARDISman is mashing the A button<br />
[02:23] <TARDISman> Ah, the Anakin Skywalker approach<br />
[02:23] <Fernin> doncha just love how these giant ships never have shields to prevent that type of situation?<br />
[02:23] <TARDISman> When you can't blow it up from the outside do it from the inside<br />
[02:24] <TARDISman> They eventually learn<br />
[02:24] <TARDISman> Granted that's episode III and they're fucked anyways<br />
[02:24] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[02:24] <TheThunderThief> 53+<br />
[02:24] <Fernin> ...53+?<br />
[02:24] <TARDISman> Set<br />
[02:25] <TARDISman> I see what you did there TT<br />
[02:25] <Fernin> ahhh<br />
[02:25] <Fernin> heh, go!<br />
[02:25] <TARDISman> Here we go<br />
[02:25] <TheThunderThief> I'm economizing keystrokes<br />
[02:25] <TARDISman> Dogfights, now this is what I get into Star Wars stuff for<br />
[02:26] * TARDISman bursts out laughing<br />
[02:26] <Fernin> Wha! How dare she not get killed by my lasers?!<br />
[02:26] <Fernin> Who said she could dodge?<br />
[02:26] <TARDISman> No, I mean with the "I have you now" thingy<br />
[02:27] <TARDISman> Well she �is� Sith<br />
[02:28] <TARDISman> Twit<br />
[02:28] <TARDISman> DAAAAAAAAAAAH, THERE IT IS<br />
[02:28] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[02:29] <TheThunderThief> ready<br />
[02:29] <Fernin> k, go!<br />
[02:29] <TARDISman> OH SHIT THE CORN!!!<br />
[02:29] <Fernin> Genndy turned down the alternate version, in which the kid /didn't/ duck under the ship<br />
[02:30] <TARDISman> Bahahaha, horrors of war<br />
[02:30] <TheThunderThief> WINDO!<br />
[02:30] <TheThunderThief> U*<br />
[02:30] <TheThunderThief> !<br />
[02:30] <TARDISman> SAMUEL L. JACKSON BEER!<br />
[02:30] <TARDISman> IT'LL GET YOU DRUNK!<br />
[02:31] <TARDISman> ...Say it<br />
[02:31] <Fernin> this thing... is so silly<br />
[02:31] <TARDISman> I dare you, say it<br />
[02:31] <TARDISman> Fine I will<br />
[02:31] <TARDISman> I have a baaaaaad feeling about this...<br />
[02:31] <TARDISman> BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA<br />
[02:31] <Fernin> durrrr, whassit gonna do?<br />
[02:31] <TARDISman> That was fuckin' hilarious<br />
[02:32] <Fernin> it's right over us, whaddaya think it'll do this time?<br />
[02:32] <TARDISman> I thought it'd shoot a laser or something<br />
[02:32] <Fernin> d'oh, guess we shoulda moved, now we're pancakes<br />
[02:32] <TARDISman> But that... that's just too funny!<br />
[02:32] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[02:32] <TheThunderThief> set<br />
[02:32] <Fernin> Go!<br />
[02:32] <Fernin> o.O<br />
[02:33] <Fernin> I'd forgottten about that part<br />
[02:33] <TARDISman> That's... effective?<br />
[02:33] <TheThunderThief> Well you know what HIS wallet ssys...<br />
[02:33] <TARDISman> Bad. Mother. Fucker.<br />
[02:33] <TARDISman> Admit it Gennedy, you just made this series to make Mace Windu more badass...<br />
[02:34] <Fernin> I guess by "rechage accelerators", they mean "lift the really big heavy thing"<br />
[02:34] <TARDISman> Afer the first 2 or 3 thumps the effectiveness has to be dropping<br />
[02:35] <Fernin> it may not be squishing too many now, but those sand waves still have to be a bitch<br />
[02:35] <TARDISman> Yeah<br />
[02:35] <TARDISman> YOU. BUY MY MOVIES<br />
[02:36] <TARDISman> Wow, that's just wacky<br />
[02:36] <Fernin> only Windu could pull that off, jumping hundreds of yards away just for a drink<br />
[02:36] <TheThunderThief> that sums up Windu adequately<br />
[02:36] <TARDISman> Nay, that sums up Samuel L. Jackson adequately<br />
[02:36] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[02:37] <TheThunderThief> set<br />
[02:37] <Fernin> Go!<br />
[02:37] <TheThunderThief> He needs moar lightsaber crystals<br />
[02:38] <TARDISman> Eh, could've picked a purdier one<br />
[02:38] <TheThunderThief> though it's kind of a wash that all the crystals there produce only Blue and green sabers<br />
[02:38] <TARDISman> Could've sworn I saw a purple one<br />
[02:39] <TheThunderThief> Hurrikane crystal makes a purple saber<br />
[02:39] <TARDISman> I need to brush up on crystal stuff<br />
[02:39] <TARDISman> FRUITY PEBBLES!!!!<br />
[02:39] <TheThunderThief> The red sabers are synthetic crystals<br />
[02:40] <TARDISman> Yeah I know that much<br />
[02:40] <TARDISman> In the Revenge novelization Obi Wan compares the blade to that of a burning body<br />
[02:40] <TARDISman> Or something similar to that<br />
[02:41] <TARDISman> How many eps are there in season 1 Fern?<br />
[02:41] <Fernin> 20<br />
[02:41] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[02:41] <TheThunderThief> set<br />
[02:41] <Fernin> Go!<br />
[02:42] <TARDISman> Wow, Artoo looks f-ed up<br />
[02:42] <TARDISman> And the Mind Trick is kinda diminished when Yoda does it<br />
[02:45] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[02:45] <TheThunderThief> ready<br />
[02:45] <Fernin> k, go!<br />
[02:45] <TARDISman> Daaaaaaaaaaaah!@<br />
[02:48] <TARDISman> Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiit<br />
[02:48] <Fernin> nice that she risked Threepio's life to take out those two droids, when Yoda or either of the other two could've done so without breaking a sweat...<br />
[02:49] <TARDISman> Eh, works for me<br />
[02:49] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[02:49] <TheThunderThief> da<br />
[02:49] <Fernin> go!<br />
[02:49] <Fernin> back to ol' rebellious Anakin<br />
[02:49] <TARDISman> Yavin IV!<br />
[02:50] <TARDISman> Watch out for the batshit crazy Dark Side spirits!<br />
[02:51] <TARDISman> nahnahnahnahnahnah, I am Snake!<br />
[02:51] <TARDISman> No one can see me and now you're dead!<br />
[02:51] <Fernin> lol<br />
[02:51] <TARDISman> ...Astute Anakin<br />
[02:52] <TARDISman> Idiot<br />
[02:53] <TARDISman> Sith sith sith sith daaaaaaaaark side, sith sith sith, complete<br />
[02:53] <TARDISman> Ok, ready<br />
[02:53] <TheThunderThief> ja<br />
[02:53] <Fernin> go!<br />
[02:55] <Fernin> ...I'm reminded a bit too much of the duels in episodes II and III<br />
[02:55] <TARDISman> Over the top?<br />
[02:55] <Fernin> the duels in IV, V and VI felt more real, like actual fights, rather than staged, choreographed duels<br />
[02:56] <TARDISman> Yeah, and they were a lot more psychological<br />
[02:56] <TARDISman> It is really badass to saber fight in the rain<br />
[02:56] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[02:56] <TheThunderThief> set<br />
[02:56] <Fernin> Go!<br />
[02:57] * TARDISman turns on the soccer ball<br />
[02:58] <Fernin> luckily, this battle does't last the whole episode this time<br />
[02:59] <TARDISman> Ooooh, Duel of the Fates, you know shit's about to go down<br />
[02:59] <TheThunderThief> I liked the fights in all the movies, the ones in the original seem more ceremonial, keep in mind, vader v Kenobi pt deux was basically a fight between 2 old men<br />
[02:59] <TARDISman> An old man and a charred middle aged man in armor<br />
[02:59] <TARDISman> Excuse me<br />
[02:59] <TARDISman> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!<br />
[02:59] <TARDISman> Ready<br />
[03:00] <Fernin> hehehe<br />
[03:00] <Fernin> Thunder?<br />
[03:00] <TARDISman> Oooh, 7:36, this is like Return of the King!<br />
[03:00] <TheThunderThief> yes<br />
[03:01] <Fernin> last part... Go!<br />
[03:01] <TheThunderThief> exactly vader couldnt pull off those moves with that cumbersome suit and mechanical limbs<br />
[03:01] <TARDISman> Yeah<br />
[03:02] <TARDISman> His overall potential was murdered by how quick the surgery was arranged<br />
[03:02] <TheThunderThief> And how archaic the technology IN the suit was<br />
[03:02] <TheThunderThief> it was old tech at the time too<br />
[03:03] <TARDISman> It's pretty easy to troll Anakin isn't it...<br />
[03:03] <TARDISman> Bup, here he is<br />
[03:05] <TARDISman> He sounds a bit less savage than I recall<br />
[03:05] <Fernin> are you recalling this, or the third movie?<br />
[03:06] <TARDISman> Third movie<br />
[03:06] <TARDISman> And the last episode of this<br />
[03:06] <TARDISman> But my memory of that is really bad<br />
[03:06] <Fernin> at this point, he hasn't had his little chest-crushing encounter with Windu, so that affects his voice<br />
[03:07] <TARDISman> Yeah<br />
[03:08] <Fernin> it turns out I was mistaken about the number of chapters on youtube... of the season 2 episodes, only the first and second are up, 23-25 aren't<br />
[03:08] <TARDISman> It's like the friggin' crane kick<br />
[03:09] <Fernin> always love going through that series :D<br />
[03:09] <TARDISman> heh<br />
[03:09] <TARDISman> That was pretty good<br />
[03:09] <TheThunderThief> word<br />
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<div>'''MSLT3K''', or '''Mystery SydLexia Theater 3000''' is a pet project of [[Nekkoru]], [[Fernin]], [[LowEndLem]] and a few other people from the IRC channel. Basically, we find a movie on Youtube, we watch it and provide insightful commentary during the course of the movie, just like in MST3K.<br />
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==Teh Peoples==<br />
This list will almost certainly change.<br />
<br />
*[[Nekkoru]]<br />
*[[Fernin]]<br />
*[[LowEndLem]] AKA Lemmo<br />
*[[Anorexorcist]]<br />
*[[Dignant]]<br />
*[[Rycona]]<br />
*[[Chile Guy]]<br />
*[[Captain_Pollution| Dude_Love/FigNewton/PepsiHiding/Tofurkey/Figofsydlexia]]<br />
*[[TheThunderThief]]<br />
*[[Optimist_With_Doubts]]<br />
*[[AtmanRyu]]<br />
*[[Valdronius]]<br />
*[[Lottel]]<br />
*[[Ghandi]]<br />
*[[TARDISman]]<br />
*[[Not Sure]]<br />
*[[UsaSatsui]]<br />
*[[pineapple]]<br />
*[[SpraCoalee]]<br />
*[[Hacker]] AKA Mr_Scotty <br />
*[[Neutral Bob]]<br />
*[[Crazy_Bastard]]<br />
*[[Chivesy]]<br />
*[[Klimbatize]]<br />
*[[Drew_Linky]]<br />
*[[Cameron]]<br />
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==Movies watched==<br />
<ol><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/1|Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and LowEndLem on August 14, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/2|Where the Buffalo Roam]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and Anorexorcist on August 16, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/3|A Night at the Opera]] - with Dignant, Fernin and LowEndLem August 21, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/4|Trigun, Episode 1: The $$60 Billion Man]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Rycona on August 23, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/5|Clerks 2]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Chile Guy on September 1, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/6|Bananaz]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Dude_Love on September 24, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/7|Ed Wood]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Dude_Love on September 27, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/8|House on Haunted Hill]] - with Fernin, Dude_Love, and LowEndLem on October 1, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/9|Day of the Wacko]] - with Nekkoru, FigNewton, and TheThunderThief on October 21, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/10|12 Angry Men]] - with Fernin, PepsiHiding, and TheThunderThief on October 22, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/11|Garfield's Halloween Adventure]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Vald, Optimist_Prime and Anorexorcist. Temporarily featuring Lemmo and AtmanRyu on October 31, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/12|Creepshow]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Vald, and Optimist_Prime on October 31, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/13|Twilight Zone: Shadow Play]] - with Fernin, Anorexorcist, Lottel, and Ghandi on November 10, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/14|Flight of Dragons]] - with Fernin, Tofurkey, Not Sure, and TARDISman on January 4, 2010</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/15|Watership Down]] - with Fernin, Tofurkey, Not Sure, UsaSatsui, and pineapple. Temporarily featuring SpraCoalee on January 5, 2010</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/16|Pump Up the Volume]] - with Figofsydlexia, Mr_Scotty, and Rycona. Currently unfinished, parts 1-4 viewed on January 25, 2010</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/17|One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Not_Sure, Mr_Scotty, and Neutral_Bob on February 4, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/18|Noises Off]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Mr_Scotty, and TARDISman on February 6, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/19|Yellow Submarine]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, TARDISman, and TheThunderThief on February 7, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/20|The Shining]] - with Fernin, Rycona, Not Sure, Mr_Scotty, and LowEndLem on February 8, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/21|The Producers, original version]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Not Sure, and TARDISman on February 10, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/22|This is Spinal Tap]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Mr_Scotty and TheThunderThief on February 11, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/23|Chrono Trigger OVA]] - with Fernin, TARDISman, Ghandi, and LowEndLem on February 14, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/24|UHF]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Not Sure, Mr_Scotty, TARDISman, and Crazy_Bastard on February 16, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/25|A Knight's Tale]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, UsaSatsui, Lottel, TARDISman, and Mr_Scotty on February 23, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/26|Across the Universe]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Chivesy, and Mr_Scotty on March 4, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/27|Animal House]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Chivesy, and TARDISman on March 9, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/28|Good Burger]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Chivesy, TheThunderThief, Crazy_Bastard, and Mr_Scotty on March 10, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/29|Turtles Forever]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Not Sure, and UsaSatsui on March 15, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/30|Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory]] - with Fernin, Klimbatize, Mr_Scotty, Crazy_Bastard, and Drew_Linky on June 6th, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/31|November Rain, Don't Cry, and Estranged]] - With FigNewton, CamWin, and LowEndLem on June 10th, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/32|Clone Wars]] - with Fernin, TARDISman, and TheThunderThief on June 28th, 2010.</li><br />
</ol><br />
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