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<div>== LowEndLem ==<br />
A budding alcoholic who somehow found the site on StumbleUpon, he decided after being kicked out of college, he had nothing else to do, so he joined up. Quickly decided IRC was more his thing.<br />
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LowEndLem doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. He is usually found in IRC at night. One of the original MSLT3K members, he'll occasionally join in a [[MSLT3K]] and is no longer doing his LP of Pokemon Sapphire, but I swear, it'll start up anew with Emerald when I get the files back. No lie.<br />
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== Background ==<br />
Fat, lazy, and plays bass. Prefers pizza to most food, except cheeseburgers from a local place.<br />
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Kicked out of two Illinois colleges, which he twistedly considers an achievement.<br />
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<s>Has never, to his eternal shame, never beaten a Mario game. He's currently working on it after the 2010 SNES Challenge had a Super Mario World Challenge.</s> He finally beat Bowser on April 26, 2010. Suck it, Koopa.<br />
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== Places Lem Is Banned From == <br />
Gamecrazy<br />
<br> Subway<br />
<br> <s>Play N Trade</s> Nevermind, can go in if Lem has moneys.<br />
<br> Starbucks<br />
<br> Some friend's house<br />
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==Bands Lem Has Been In==<br />
WolfPack - Shitty avant garde band<br />
<br>Course9 - Shitty altrock/emo band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band - Shitty metal band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band Part 2 - Redo!<br />
<br>EmberStone - Metal Band, quit after fistfight with the drummer<br />
<br>Unnamed Cover Band - It's better than another metal band.<br />
<br>Unnamed Altrock band - Jesus Christ, I can't stay away from music. (This was Course9 with no name)<br />
<br>At Mourning's End - Screamo/popmosh band. After extended tryout period, declined the offer. I think they broke up after losing a singer.<br />
<br>Another Unnamed Altrock Band - Holy shit what is this I don't even (This is the same as the other Altrock band. Yes I suck. Fuck you.)<br />
<br> Currently not in a band, subject to change, obviously.<br />
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==Lem's Quote Wall==<br />
<br>Started by a friend of his, it has grown since its' humble origins in 2008. This is the version as of Dec. 31, 2010. Lem's name is Scott, for the record.<br />
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NOTE: Lem is often an awful person in real life. These are usually offensive. Get used to it.<br />
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So I have this friend, you see. And he's really fucking angry. At everything. Always. And he's just brimming with great quotes.<br />
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His one liners are good:<br />
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"I don't listen to shitty music... or black people."<br />
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"Oh please, I'm so insightful when I'm not... you know, being me."<br />
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"What I'm trying to say here is: penis."<br />
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"Hrm, if I had a beard I'd stroke it at this point, but I don't... so I'll just stroke my penis. Hrm..."<br />
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"I've become so accustomed to your disdain it's like candy for me."<br />
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"Quick, someone call Jordan to lift up the couch because that's ALL HE'S FUCKING GOOD FOR."<br />
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"It's a 15-minute porno, you don't need 'endurance,' it's not going to judge you."<br />
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"I blame the... the... gypsies. I haven't blamed them in a while."<br />
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"Let's be nineteenth century gentlemen and buy things just because we can."<br />
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"You know how I know you're gay? Because you took me aside and told me in confidence you were a homosexual."<br />
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"I had a dream, and right before this chick kissed me, I woke up. Not even my subconscious can get laid."<br />
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"You have so many options for fucking. My options for entry: low. We're talking less than one here."<br />
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"This place [work] is so emotionally draining I'm torn between crying and stabbing someone in the soul."<br />
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"I don't have 'friends.' I just have a list of people who hate me less."<br />
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"You know what I'm gonna do someday? I'm gonna buy a shotgun, then come visit you, and cram it down your urethra. Then I'm gonna buy a machine gun and shove it down your throat. Then I'm gonna buy a flamethrower and ram it up your ass. Then I'm gonna wire them all together with a pull string and fire them and nothing will happen because I can't do anything right."<br />
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"Where I once had self-esteem I have only lard."<br />
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"Show me someone who IS fond of me and I'll show you a liar, or someone who wants to borrow money from me, or a liar who wants money, or a dog."<br />
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"I put you [me] as a reference on my application [to Subway]. There's a 40% chance I did not draw a cock next to your name."<br />
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"I amaze myself sometimes... because I'm very easily impressed."<br />
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"I could feel my tits and realize they suck or I could feel yours [Megan's] and get arrested."<br />
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"I'm an acquired taste... like herpes."<br />
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"Those of you who tell me to be myself have no idea what you're in for."<br />
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"You show me a day when I'm not threatening people, I show you a prescription for a metric fuckton of weed and Vicodin... or I'll be asleep... or flying with a flock of muskrats, BECAUSE IT'LL NEVER FUCKING HAPPEN."<br />
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"I have a turgid, cosmic cock EMBEDDED in me at all times."<br />
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"I'm gonna smack you so hard your parents will accept your homosexuality."<br />
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"I have come to a conclusion, and it is: fuck."<br />
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"So I was about to ask if you wanted to go to Culver's after work, and I remembered you're at school. This made me sad."<br />
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"Apparently, you're an 'abomination.' I hate my class. Only I can call you an abomination!"<br />
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"My teacher just asked what kind of gonads we had, and I almost responded with 'the kind with strife.' Please tell me you get that."<br />
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"I demand a medal. Made of Angertonium."<br />
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"And I don't see me getting his email, phone number, twitter, or ANY GODDAMN CONTACT INFO EVER, BECAUSE GOD HATES ME. IF I EVER DID, I WOULD NERDGASM SO HARD, YOU WOULD HEAR IT CLEARLY, AND A CHOIR OF ANGELS WOULD ANNOUNCE IT and I'm done with capslock for the day."<br />
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"So my sister dragged me to a tanning salon, and I have never seen a place in such need of an arson."<br />
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"I AM STRONGLY INDIFFERENT TO ANYTHING WHATSOEVER, EVER."<br />
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"Update the note or I...NEW THREAT INCOMING...will: Rip your intestines from your asshole, cram them back down your throat to your stomach, staple them there, cut open your back, rip out your spine and turn you into a fine purse. Yes I've been working on that one for a while."<br />
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"I will fight you in a dark alley. Go find me an alley. Why don't we have an alley, Goddamnit, all we have is a gangway."<br />
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"Go fetch me a plank. I wish to bonk you with it."<br />
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"I just peed in three different urinals. Don't ask me why. I don't know. I just felt like it had to be done."<br />
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"So it appears that everyone in my family got/is getting laid tonight except me. I'd say I love being me, but that's such a lie not even I can pull it off."<br />
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"Do you know any single girls who like antisocial assholes?"<br />
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"We have to smash. And Mystery Science Theatre. And smash. And stuff. And mock. And verb."<br />
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"I decide to be a good boy and clean up my room today, and go to put away my suit. I open the closet and the shelf falls, crushing my hand and arm. Fuck helping."<br />
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"I think I just got mocked by Charlie Murphy on Q101. He and the morning deejays are talking about porno, and I told them the site they were talking about sucks. He said, 'What kind of life does this guy have to have different levels of porno?'"<br />
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"Get the fuck home, you half-dicked platypus."<br />
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"It wouldn't be a day knowing me unless I dashed the living shit out of your hopes."<br />
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"Why wasn't I a drummer before? This is awesome! I get to hit shit!"<br />
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"Is it wrong that I already have something stupid planned to do at my wedding if I get married? Because I doooooo."<br />
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"I just drop kicked my door. No, it didn't fix it."<br />
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"I was driving home alone one day, because that's how I roll: depressed."<br />
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"Jordan touches less healthy things than you do. Hell, I touch myself... that's not healthy."<br />
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"I'm a full time student... okay that's a lie."<br />
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"I'm only drinking chocolate milk because it denied me twice. Once more and I would've been Christ."<br />
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"Jimmy, it's me. I can do everything I shouldn't and none of what I should."<br />
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"If a Twilight MMO ever gets made, I will start screaming. And I will never EVER stop."<br />
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"I should have been on the speech team; I would have been the best speecher."<br />
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*Playing Wii Golf* "Stroke four... just like my grandpa."<br />
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"The man [Jordan] has the subtlety of a sledgehammer... wielded by Thor... in a china shop."<br />
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"On a scale of 1 to stab, how angry are you with me?"<br />
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"I just tried to apply at K-mart, and when I entered my name, it told me it was looking for more qualified applicants and kicked me off. That just happened."<br />
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"I should probably stop lighting things in my car on fire."<br />
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"I'm gonna send your nuts into the ionosphere."<br />
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"I lead a really really effed up life. With random bursts of failure. And occasionally pizza. It's a buffet! But of suck."<br />
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"It's not depression if I'm hilarious."<br />
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"I'm pretty... in the dark."<br />
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"You wake up on those lonely midnights in a cold sweat because you suddenly realize that I'm still alive."<br />
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"I got turned down for a date today because I am a virgin. These things... they're terrible."<br />
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"Pete goes through wives like I go through Kleenex."<br />
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"I exist on a plane of awkward unknown to most humans."<br />
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"Oh! He beat it like a child called 'it!'"<br />
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"Oh God, this is like 'AIDS: The Game.'"<br />
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"When I hit bottom, I tend to demand a shovel and prove people wrong."<br />
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"I should have stopped doing shots around the time I started doing shots."<br />
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"I aim to please. And always miss."<br />
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"Customers are still in store while it's closed, and not buying. Warehouse solution? PLAY ON THE FORKLIFT!"<br />
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"I hate pregnant women. They act so entitled."<br />
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"If one more person buys a leather couch while it's raining I will set them on fire."<br />
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"My iPod Touch is crashing Safari more than United 93. Explain."<br />
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"This chair I just loaded is so comfy; it's ribbed for my pleasure."<br />
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"I wasn't DRUNK. I'd barely be able to figure out how to open it. I was socially drinking. By myself. In a dark basement. On a weekday."<br />
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"When you have a gay friend, the greeting 'How's your ass?' gains an entirely new meaning."<br />
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"For breakfast, I had two bottles of cherry pop and a small box of Cheez-its. Science should study me and find out how I'm still alive."<br />
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"According to my coworkers, I am: gay, pregnant, disturbed, totally gay, Chunk from the Goonies, evil, seriously gay, man, and gay."<br />
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"Man I'm glad I have such great self-esteem otherwise I'd feel awful about the way I'm treated all the time HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH WAIT."<br />
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"For Halloween, I will be an undersexed, underpaid, and under-appreciated warehouse worker."<br />
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"I think bourbon's a pretty cool guy. He fights sobriety and doesn't afraid of anything."<br />
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"AIDS the game would be boring: get AIDS, hospital hospital hospital hospital rehab DIE. There may be an attempt to lead a normal life but it never works. Because of the AIDS."<br />
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"There's too much blood in my alcohol vessels."<br />
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"Ryan Reynolds is delicious and a comic book nerd. And he's Canadian!"<br />
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"Just got banned from calling myself a 'smooth pimp daddy.' This makes me sad."<br />
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"Things I can't say at work: 'fuck your god,' 'flambé dick,' 'I like setting fires,' and 'I dunno if it's a safety blade. Check.'"<br />
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"Today I got a paid break. Because I didn't get to go on break."<br />
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"I am both impressed and filled with hate at how many versions of Jingle Bell Rock there are."<br />
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"When opening up a box with a razor, I missed. And opened up my finger. Go me."<br />
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"Why is the warehouse so much colder than the rest of the store it's cold and unfair and also cold."<br />
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"OH GOD FAT WOMAN HARD NIPPLES WHY."<br />
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"Just fell into the trash compactor. Have realized compactor is much more fun from the outside."<br />
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"I think I just heard a Porky Pig Christmas carol and I want to punch a child so it will leave my brain forever."<br />
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"I swear to God, if I get hit with another couch I will kill everything ever. This is the worst thing."<br />
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"I'm pretty sure the song 'Baby It's Cold Outside' is about date rape."<br />
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"Guess whose hand just got crushed by a bunk bed? The answer is me. Forever me."<br />
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"Asked girl out at a party I just left. Was denied because I am "nothing like Edward." I swear to God I'm about to ragequit LIFE if this Twilight shit goes on."<br />
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"Tempting fate... 'I trust White Castle didn't fuck up my order.' GUESS WHAT THEY DID GODDAMMIT."<br />
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"Overheard at Moraine: 'Yeah I couldn't do the community service for dealing because I was busy dealing.' Most dedicated dealer ever?"<br />
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"I have come to the conclusion that life is good because of the large amount of hot girls wearing yoga pants."<br />
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But most of his great quotes require context:<br />
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Me: "Do I change when I'm drunk?"<br />
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Pete: "You get more talkative."<br />
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Scott: "You turn into a dinosaur."<br />
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Pete: "Corona tastes like making out with a Mexican."<br />
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Scott: "Was she eating a lime? Was she drinking Corona? Was she in fact just a bottle of Corona?"<br />
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Me: "You know it's illegal not to have a rearview mirror."<br />
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Scott: "You know what else is illegal? Mexicans... ... Racist comments come out of me like semen."<br />
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Me: "What, Scott? What were you going to say?"<br />
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Scott: "Uhh... erm... umm... oh fuck it, you're gay."<br />
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Me: "I could probably be in this talent show."<br />
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Scott: "Doing what? Eating a cucumber in one bite?"<br />
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Steve S: *rolling a die* "One... beat it."<br />
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Scott: "I'll beat it like my dick at a Hilary Duff concert."<br />
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Steve F: "$500 says you don't get close to my sister."<br />
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Scott: "I don't need to get close to use a tranq dart."<br />
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Dayton: "How'd you get a 0.5?"<br />
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Scott: "I really like naps?"<br />
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Scott: "Megan Fox is bisexual."<br />
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Pete: "You think you have a chance?"<br />
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Scott: "No, but Mr. Chloroform does."<br />
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Me: "I hate you and all that you stand for, or rather what little you stand for."<br />
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Scott: "I'd stand for more things if I didn't have to stand."<br />
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Dayton: "What if he gets a wet dream?"<br />
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Scott: "You can't control wet dreams, but mine never come to fruition anyway."<br />
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Me: "You're a marvel of science."<br />
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Scott: "I'd be amazing if I weren't such a failure."<br />
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Me: "Are you using 'strategy?' Is that in your repertoire?"<br />
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Scott: "'Repertoire' isn't even in my repertoire."<br />
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Me: "I should be a prostitute, nobody would expect that."<br />
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Scott: "What? Everyone would expect that. I would expect the fuck out of that."<br />
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Me: "There's a female Hooters parallel in Wisconsin, it's called the Caddy Shack."<br />
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Scott: "That's not good enough, there needs to be a clever pun on cocks... AND I'M JUST THE MAN FOR THE JOB!"<br />
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Me: "Scott and I used to be really good friends, then we stopped, but now we're cool again, right?"<br />
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Scott: "Well yeah, it's kind of hard to be distant with someone who lives ten feet away from you."<br />
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Scott: *looking through my iPod* "You don't have The Clash? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU-Oh wait, I'm not searching right."<br />
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Me: "No, I just don't have The Clash."<br />
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Scott: "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"<br />
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Me: "That doesn't work."<br />
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Scott: "Why?"<br />
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Me: "Because it has to obey the laws of gravity."<br />
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Scott: "Oh. Those."<br />
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Me: *playing Megaman* "Why is there lava?"<br />
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Scott: "Someone broke a lava pipe."<br />
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Me: "Why are there lava pipes?"<br />
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Scott: "Where else are you going to keep the lava?"<br />
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Me: "Your power of bathos is unfathomable."<br />
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Scott: "I forget what the one is."<br />
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Me: "Taking something really profound and making it really... unprofound."<br />
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Scott: "Yeah, I'm bathostastic."<br />
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Me: "I'm making a quote wall for you, it's taking a while, this is harder work than I thought."<br />
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Scott: "I should stop being so awesome, but, fuck you."<br />
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Me: "I'm almost done with your wall."<br />
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Scott: "Hurry the fuck up!"<br />
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Me: "Hang on."<br />
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Scott: "I want to see the only thing I've ever accomplished."<br />
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Me: "Who should I tag in this note?" (yes this note... he's got quotes as I'm writing his quote wall)<br />
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Scott: "Bitches. Tag the bitches."<br />
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*Playing super smash brothers of course*<br />
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Scott: "The stethoscope is mightier than the sword!"<br />
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Me: "The stethoscope is a terrible choice of weapon!"<br />
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Scott: "Not if you're strangling, or listening to someone's heart, what if they have a heart murmur?"<br />
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Me: "You're so funny you should have a warning label."<br />
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Scott: "Which one though? I think 'Contents Under Pressure' works: 'Hey did you hear abo-' 'SHUT UP.' Then comes the knife rain."<br />
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*playing Super Smash Brothers again*<br />
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Scott: "Well looks like Tingle's dead."<br />
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Me: "What was your first clue?"<br />
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Scott: "Probably the death."<br />
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*Sophie begins barking before Scott even enters the room*<br />
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Me: "It's like she knows you're coming."<br />
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Scott: "It's the Fat-Signal!"<br />
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Me: "Why does your life seem to crumble in your hands like a poorly baked cookie?"<br />
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Scott: "Because I ate the dough before hand, leaving only sad bits crusted to the rim?"<br />
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Me: "Does anything happy ever happen to you?"<br />
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Scott: "Well... in the sense that... ... yeah, fuck it, I'm perpetually dicked with by some cosmic force."<br />
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Scott: "I wish we were 21."<br />
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Me: "I wish we were too."<br />
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Scott: "Then we could solve all our problems by going to a bar and be like people in sitcoms."<br />
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Scott: "Like the sperm of persistence to the egg that is your will power!"<br />
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Me: "That metaphor was kind of a stretch."<br />
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Scott: "You try being funny on command. It's harder than I make it out to be."<br />
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Scott: "I have many wasted talents."<br />
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Me: "Like what?"<br />
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Scott: "...'many' is such a strong word."<br />
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Me: "People on my floor love love LOVE not flushing their shit down the toilet."<br />
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Scott: "Well yeah, it's not their problem once it leaves their rectum. Like your one night stands."<br />
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Scott: "I have, somehow, one last deposit from White Castle from last week. It's 200 dollars. What the fuck."<br />
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Me: "So what, it's money."<br />
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Scott: "I'm paranoid. It's White Castle. It has to be poisoned."<br />
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Me: "Guess what I invoke (it's probably The Law Of Greatest Misery)."<br />
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Scott: "Is it a pony? Invoke a pony!"<br />
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Scott: "It has come to my attention that I can think up a lie, use it, and have it be believed in less than a second. I don't know if that's good or bad."<br />
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Me: "That's not just a talent, a moral detriment, or a strategy for selfishness, it is the nature of true political power."<br />
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Scott: "So what you're saying is, I should be President."<br />
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Me: "No, you'd fuck shit up. Stick with being a douchebag."<br />
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Scott: "I'd be an awesome President. Just without charisma, skill, motivation, care, or want."<br />
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Me: "I think I'm coming home next weekend for homecoming. Coming. As in the opposite of going. Not ejaculation."<br />
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Scott: "Is it bad we have to specify what is innuendo and what is a legitimate word?"<br />
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Me: "No I think we've reached a milestone in our friendship expressly because of it."<br />
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Scott: "We really should not be this weird. Then again, fuck it, let us ride the armored platypi to war!"<br />
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Me: "In the name of Odin the All-Father!"<br />
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Scott: "TO WAR, STRANGE MAMMALS!"<br />
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Me: "Is it legal to have a bromance if I'm gay?"<br />
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Scott: "Love transcends all. Except poison. Romeo and Juliet learned that pretty fucking quick."<br />
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Me: "How is that historic?"<br />
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Scott: "It took place during history?"<br />
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Scott: "Explain to me why there is a test on facebook..."<br />
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Me: "QUANTUMS, that's why."<br />
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Scott: "For 'which 08-09 TP Senior football player are you?' And you can't say quantums."<br />
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Me: "Hello? Are you there?"<br />
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Scott: "Oh, sorry I pocket-dialed you."<br />
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Me: "Oh I was wondering who all those voices were."<br />
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Scott: "MY BUTT."<br />
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Scott: "How are you?"<br />
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Me: "Pretty good."<br />
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Scott: "How's class?"<br />
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Me: "Not bad."<br />
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Scott: "...WHY ARE WE MAKING SMALL TALK. We are not built for small talk. We are built for A: lectures on how I need to stop saying 'dildo,' and B: deep philosophical discussions that end in me saying 'dildo.'"<br />
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Scott: "I miss pants."<br />
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Me: "Then put them on."<br />
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Scott: "But then I have to get up."<br />
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Me: "It's a simple equation: you + pants = you with pants."<br />
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Scott: "Even I know that. It's when that fucker 'x' gets involved. He's always fuckin with mah shit. Me: 'Oh I know this one!' X: "Do you, bitch? Look at me; I'm an unknown. You can't do shit till you know me.' Me: 'Fuck this, where's my porn...'"<br />
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<br />
<br />
Scott: "Fear my power over words. It's... uncanny."<br />
<br />
Me: "Nice use of 'uncanny.'"<br />
<br />
Scott: "I know. It's because I'm so sexy, words form around me like cloth to do something something where the fuck am I going with this."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Because I'm a bastard."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Well, yeah. It's a class requirement for this quest... prick."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "There's a vagina breath mint. I don't know how to respond to that."<br />
<br />
Me: "Now is that a mint that makes your breath smell like vagina or does it make your vagina smell good?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "The latter. Also makes it taste good."<br />
<br />
Me: "Brilliant! Whoever thought of that must have had a terrible string of exgirlfriends."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Actually, because the main ingredient is sugar, they'll probably get a yeast infection."<br />
<br />
Me: "Beergina?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Best thing ever?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "At least you have a good moral compass; that's good."<br />
<br />
Scott: "It's not so much a compass as a slingshot."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Have you ever been lucky, ever?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "I once...um...this one time...yeah, no. OH WAIT! I did find some quarters in my car. And then the electrical system broke."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Your misery always makes my day."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I provide many services that help nothing!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Go to YouTube and put in Gay Anal Robot."<br />
<br />
Me: "No I hate that."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh come on, you do not hate two of those three things."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "My iPod broke earlier. Guess what fixed it? Hitting the shit out of it as it tried to start up. You were right. Violence really does solve everything."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I always am. Except when I'm really obviously wrong."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: *looking at a banana in Borders* "Banana cars wouldn't work."<br />
<br />
Scott: "How would you get in?"<br />
<br />
Me: "Where's the banana engine?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Though, it's quite appealing."<br />
<br />
...<br />
<br />
Me: "How did we both miss that pun?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Get the fuck home you half-dicked platypus."<br />
<br />
Me: "You're mean."<br />
<br />
Scott: "But the anger means I love you."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I got cookies!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "I got depression!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "The large one has come to a conclusion!"<br />
<br />
Me: "And he decrees..."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh, I never said I knew what it was. I just said I came to one. To be continued, and such."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Your whole point is phallus... wait, I mean-"<br />
<br />
Me: "FREUD'D!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "You've got the right idea."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Always do."<br />
<br />
Me: "Except when your idea is clearly and utterly wrong."<br />
<br />
Scott: "One time! Once! It's not my fault the orphans were allergic to dogs."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "It's DA BEAST Y BOYS!"<br />
<br />
Me: "I hate you."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Provided I ever get married, I'm playing that at my wedding. You and your boyfriend can titter in the corner. After which I will... *sigh*... play The Killers."<br />
<br />
Me: "...I love you now."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I hate it. BUT. I'm willing to do it, provided..."<br />
<br />
Me: "Uh oh."<br />
<br />
Scott: "You say 'dong' in your best man speech. Those are my terms."<br />
<br />
Me: "Agreed."<br />
<br />
Scott: "God, you're a fool."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Kaylee: "Where have you people been my whole life?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Alone in my room."<br />
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<br />
<br />
Me: "Mazel tov!"<br />
<br />
Kaylee: "L'chaim!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Jew words!"<br />
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<br />
<br />
Me: "I have your movies."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Which ones?""<br />
<br />
Me: "Umm, Idle Hands and Sla-"<br />
<br />
Scott: "They were stolen."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Pete: "What are you [me] doing in New Orleans?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "He's going to make fun of the Katrina victims: 'Guess where I live? Dry land!'"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "So who has fun college stories?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "I do, I do- OH WAIT."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Jordan: "I washed these hands."<br />
<br />
Scott: "That doesn't make them any less molesty."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Twilight Character: "It was jet black and on all fours it was still taller than a person."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Thank you for talking about my penis."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Well, you're stupid."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Yeah, well, parts of heartland America oppose you and your lifestyle."<br />
<br />
Me: "Who cares, most of the rest of the world does too."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Your morals are bad and you should feel bad or something; I forget whatever point I may or may not have had. Also, cocks."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I'm gonna need your help tomorrow."<br />
<br />
Me: "Guh, with what?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Well, not tomorrow."<br />
<br />
Me: "..."<br />
<br />
Scott: "In the next month or so. I just wanted you to respond fast."<br />
<br />
Me: "That was incredibly misleading."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I know."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Update the note!"<br />
<br />
Me: "Oh yes, that's what I wanted to do today."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Do it now."<br />
<br />
Me: "I will in a bit, here, now calm your tits."<br />
<br />
Scott: "No. My tits remain engraged. Im not correcting that."<br />
<br />
Me: "I can't tell if you misspelled 'enraged' or 'engorged.'"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Exactly."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I'm going to find George Stokes and shove his theorem down his urethra."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I think you mean 'up.'"<br />
<br />
Me: "His theorem says I can choose whatever orientation I want."<br />
<br />
Scott: "So that's how you figured out you were gay."<br />
<br />
Me: "Yes. Via Stokes' Theorem."<br />
<br />
Scott: "BAM. Gay joke'd."<br />
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<br />
<br />
Fundamentalist Forum Post: "WHY CANT YOU PEOPLE READ THE BIBLE!!!!!!!!!!! IT ANSWERS EVERYTHING, AND IF YOU DONT BELIVE IT U HAVE NO SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"<br />
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Scott: "They also say the gays have no soul. By the logic, you're down TWO souls. You took someone else's soul. Which makes you Satan. Or something. I'm not drunk or stupid enough to follow this logic."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I had forgotten to turn in a huge assignment. Office hours open at three, but my cousin is coming to get this fridge, further delaying my groveling for points."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh shit. Fuck his fridge. Run."<br />
<br />
Me: "Well..."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Run like Stephen Hawking used to."<br />
<br />
Me: "...I can go any time between three and five... wait what?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "My best metaphor today? I think so."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
*Playing super smash brothers*<br />
<br />
Pete: "Fight me!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "You have a sword!"<br />
<br />
Pete: "You have pills!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "ONE of those is pointy!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "She had already decided on my arch rival."<br />
<br />
Me: "Arch rival? Was his name... GARY?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "No! It was BLUE!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "How was your day."<br />
<br />
Me: "It was nice.... Small talk feels so awkward."<br />
<br />
Scott: "It is.... Dildo. And we have normality."<br />
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<br />
<br />
Theo: "Are you medically sane to be out with normal people?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Haha of course not!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "It told me that some girl added me to her favorites. So I clicked on her profile name... 'user does not exist.'"<br />
<br />
Me: "OH GOD, that's awful!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Fucking. Life. Just... fuck."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "How many shots did you take?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Yes!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "D'ou viens-tu?"<br />
<br />
Chatrouletter: "La Suisse."<br />
<br />
Scott: "You speak Swiss?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "[My father] grew up in the fifties."<br />
<br />
Scott: "When everything was black and white... or should I say white?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "You've only bought porn once."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Yeah. It was a gift... to my dick."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I'm always tired."<br />
<br />
Jake: "Maybe you're anemic."<br />
<br />
Scott: "No, I'm just fat."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Goddammit, you've gotten yourself in a really deep shithole."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I have a little cottage here, it's quite nice. How're you holding up?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Trevor: "...and the British had designed this bomb to drop on Germany that was almost 22,000 pounds."<br />
<br />
Scott: "That's almost 23,000 pounds!"<br />
<br />
Trevor: "Yeah it... wait... .... but anyway... wait... what?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I am giving a lot of consideration to cutting a few non-vital tendons in my arm to avoid this sale."<br />
<br />
Me: "Do not, under any circumstance, do that!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Non-vital!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Yeah, he's from Canada... ice. That's where he's from."<br />
<br />
Me: "No, but Canada is a different planet!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh shit ice planet... CANADA IS HOTH."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I AM RIDING ON RIMS. ON MY LAWNMOWER. WHO DOES THIS."<br />
<br />
Me: "WAT."<br />
<br />
Scott: "LAWNMOWER DRIFTING FUCK YEAH."<br />
<br />
Me: "THEY SEE ME MOWIN'."<br />
<br />
Scott: "DEY HATIN'."<br />
<br />
Me: "TRYIN' TO CATCH ME RIDIN' SWEATY, DEPRESSED, AND OVERWORKED."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I have to redo part of the yard now. I was laughing too hard to steer."<br />
<br />
Me: "I win at you!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "This is why I love you."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I thought it was for my body.... Man, I almost deadpanned that."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "WHERE ARE THESE NOISES COMING FROM?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Yo belly. Feed it."<br />
<br />
Me: "Those are chimes. Really creepy chimes."<br />
<br />
Scott: "...My tummy assumption still stands. Did you eat chimes? Or some rather tinkly tacos?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I think one of my roommates needs to wake up. And she has a lot of elaborate methods of doing so."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I can giver her a method of waking up. PROTIP: It's rape."<br />
<br />
Me: "Oh God, oatmeal... in my pulmonary tract."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I forget where that is. But I assume the oatmeal's not supposed to be there."<br />
<br />
Me: "Opposite."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh. That's bad. Stop that."<br />
<br />
Me: "It's where air goes. Not oatmeal. Oatmeal is a poor oxygen carrier."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oatmeal is air, right?"<br />
<br />
Me: "Oh my God, why are you not with me right now? Why did we not get drunk together last night? You need to get out of your house."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Get out of my house. And into your van. Van of rape. It's like that song: 'Get out of my dreams and into my car.' But with much more rape. And less Eddie Murphy."<br />
<br />
Me: "You're really rapey today."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Rape's funny."<br />
<br />
Me: "It's the opposite of funny."<br />
<br />
Scott: "What's more fun than crippling emotional trauma that renders you unable to trust another human being for a large portion of your life? And also rapebabies. Man, if I have kids, the world is fucked."<br />
<br />
Me: "Dear God..."<br />
<br />
Scott: "'Uncle Jimmy! We learned a new word today! Dickbitch!' 'Goddammit Scott...'"<br />
<br />
Me: "'Now use it in a sentence.'"<br />
<br />
Scott: "'Uncle Jimmy is a dickbitch.' 'THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT.'"<br />
<br />
Me: "GODDAMMIT. Why am I a blubbering pile of lolz right now?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Because you're drunk and I'm awesome."<br />
<br />
Me: "Oh God, I need to go. I'll talk to you later."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Bye. Stop putting oatmeal in your airhole."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "A stripper bit him."<br />
<br />
Me: "They're venomous."<br />
<br />
Scott: "You have to suck out the poison but that costs ten dollars extra."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I've missed you!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "You're wrong!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "What are you doing?"<br />
<br />
Me: *waving my phone around* "Trying to get reception."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Good luck, most places won't even marry you, HEY!"<br />
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<br />
<br />
Coworker: *tosses out orange peel*<br />
<br />
Scott: "Was it not APPEALING to you?"<br />
<br />
Coworker: "..."<br />
<br />
Scott: "It's a pun motherfucker, laugh."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I know exactly what to get you for Christmas when I turn 21."<br />
<br />
Me: "Is it Christmas bourbon?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Actually I was thinking a fine wine."<br />
<br />
Me: "Oh that's thoughtful, how sweet."<br />
<br />
Scott: "That or a stripper. A woman stripper. It'll actually just be a gift to me with your name on it. So it'll be a lie."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "That's like 'Now that I've finished the story, let me go back and tell the story.'"<br />
<br />
Scott: "I do this shit like Star Wars."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "You love me."<br />
<br />
Pete: "I do."<br />
<br />
Scott: "You're wrong."<br />
<br />
Pete: "You brought it up!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "I lie."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
This kid rocks. He rocks so hard, I made a law for him:<br />
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<br />
<br />
The Law of Greatest Misery states that as the time since Scott's last failure increases, the probability of failing again approaches 1 and the intensity of said fail also increases. In other words, the more he thinks his luck has changed, the more likely Lady Luck will shaft him with her vibrating dildo of misfortune.<br />
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===Lem's 2nd Quote Wall (as added by other forumers)===<br />
(in a text to [[Cameron]])<br />
"When homophobic coworker screws up dry swallowing a pain pill, am not allowed to ask if that's why his boyfriend broke up with him."<br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Bronies_of_the_Forums&diff=16764Bronies of the Forums2017-01-30T04:46:33Z<p>LowEndLem: </p>
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<div>For the uninformed. a brony is a male fan of the new series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. They think the show is great and might even be 20% cooler for liking it. <small>Yay!</small><br />
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[[Crazy_Bastard]]<br><br />
[[Decoy]]<br><br />
[[Knyte]]<br><br />
[[Lordsathien]]<br><br />
[[Pandajuice]] (maybe)<br />
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[[Category:Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Forumer_Gallery&diff=16763Forumer Gallery2017-01-30T04:37:25Z<p>LowEndLem: /* LowEndLem */</p>
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<div>A picture gallery of [[:Category:Forum Members|SydLexia.com forum members]].<br />
== [[Aika]] ==<br />
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== [[Alowishus]] ==<br />
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== [[Andrew Man]] ==<br />
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== [[anorexorcist]] ==<br />
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== [[Arlock41]] ==<br />
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== [[Ash Burton]] ==<br />
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== [[Asmodeous667]] ==<br />
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== [[BeachBum]] ==<br />
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== [[Blackout]] ==<br />
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== [[Black Zarak]] ==<br />
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== [[Burt Reynolds]] ==<br />
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== [[Cameron]] ==<br />
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== [[Captain_Pollution]] ==<br />
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== [[Cattivo]] ==<br />
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== [[Char Aznable]] ==<br />
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== [[Chunx]] ==<br />
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== [[Crazy_Bastard]] ==<br />
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Image:CB_DIP.jpg|CB dipping someone as he dances :O<br />
Image:CB_preboobs.png|CB circa summer 2012<br />
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== [[Crookshow]] ==<br />
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== [[docinsano]] ==<br />
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== [[Douche McCallister]] ==<br />
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== [[Drewbocop]] ==<br />
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== [[Drew Linky]] ==<br />
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== [[Enshinkarateman]] ==<br />
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== [[Ermac]] ==<br />
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== [[Fernin]] ==<br />
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== [[FNJ]] ==<br />
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[[Category:The Forums]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LowEndLem&diff=16762LowEndLem2017-01-30T04:36:14Z<p>LowEndLem: /* Appearance */</p>
<hr />
<div>== LowEndLem ==<br />
A budding alcoholic who somehow found the site on StumbleUpon, he decided after being kicked out of college, he had nothing else to do, so he joined up. Quickly decided IRC was more his thing.<br />
<br />
LowEndLem doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. He is usually found in IRC at night. One of the original MSLT3K members, he'll occasionally join in a [[MSLT3K]] and is no longer doing his LP of Pokemon Sapphire, but I swear, it'll start up anew with Emerald when I get the files back. No lie.<br />
<br />
== Background ==<br />
Fat, lazy, and plays bass. Prefers pizza to most food, except cheeseburgers from a local place.<br />
<br />
Kicked out of two Illinois colleges, which he twistedly considers an achievement.<br />
<br />
<s>Has never, to his eternal shame, never beaten a Mario game. He's currently working on it after the 2010 SNES Challenge had a Super Mario World Challenge.</s> He finally beat Bowser on April 26, 2010. Suck it, Koopa.<br />
<br />
== Places Lem Is Banned From == <br />
Gamecrazy<br />
<br> Subway<br />
<br> <s>Play N Trade</s> Nevermind, can go in if Lem has moneys.<br />
<br> Starbucks<br />
<br> Some friend's house<br />
<br />
==Bands Lem Has Been In==<br />
WolfPack - Shitty avant garde band<br />
<br>Course9 - Shitty altrock/emo band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band - Shitty metal band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band Part 2 - Redo!<br />
<br>EmberStone - Metal Band, quit after fistfight with the drummer<br />
<br>Unnamed Cover Band - It's better than another metal band.<br />
<br>Unnamed Altrock band - Jesus Christ, I can't stay away from music. (This was Course9 with no name)<br />
<br>At Mourning's End - Screamo/popmosh band. After extended tryout period, declined the offer. I think they broke up after losing a singer.<br />
<br>Another Unnamed Altrock Band - Holy shit what is this I don't even (This is the same as the other Altrock band. Yes I suck. Fuck you.)<br />
<br> Currently not in a band, subject to change, obviously.<br />
<br />
==Lem's Quote Wall==<br />
<br>Started by a friend of his, it has grown since its' humble origins in 2008. This is the version as of Dec. 31, 2010. Lem's name is Scott, for the record.<br />
<br />
NOTE: Lem is often an awful person in real life. These are usually offensive. Get used to it.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
So I have this friend, you see. And he's really fucking angry. At everything. Always. And he's just brimming with great quotes.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
His one liners are good:<br />
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<br />
"I don't listen to shitty music... or black people."<br />
<br />
"Oh please, I'm so insightful when I'm not... you know, being me."<br />
<br />
"What I'm trying to say here is: penis."<br />
<br />
"Hrm, if I had a beard I'd stroke it at this point, but I don't... so I'll just stroke my penis. Hrm..."<br />
<br />
"I've become so accustomed to your disdain it's like candy for me."<br />
<br />
"Quick, someone call Jordan to lift up the couch because that's ALL HE'S FUCKING GOOD FOR."<br />
<br />
"It's a 15-minute porno, you don't need 'endurance,' it's not going to judge you."<br />
<br />
"I blame the... the... gypsies. I haven't blamed them in a while."<br />
<br />
"Let's be nineteenth century gentlemen and buy things just because we can."<br />
<br />
"You know how I know you're gay? Because you took me aside and told me in confidence you were a homosexual."<br />
<br />
"I had a dream, and right before this chick kissed me, I woke up. Not even my subconscious can get laid."<br />
<br />
"You have so many options for fucking. My options for entry: low. We're talking less than one here."<br />
<br />
"This place [work] is so emotionally draining I'm torn between crying and stabbing someone in the soul."<br />
<br />
"I don't have 'friends.' I just have a list of people who hate me less."<br />
<br />
"You know what I'm gonna do someday? I'm gonna buy a shotgun, then come visit you, and cram it down your urethra. Then I'm gonna buy a machine gun and shove it down your throat. Then I'm gonna buy a flamethrower and ram it up your ass. Then I'm gonna wire them all together with a pull string and fire them and nothing will happen because I can't do anything right."<br />
<br />
"Where I once had self-esteem I have only lard."<br />
<br />
"Show me someone who IS fond of me and I'll show you a liar, or someone who wants to borrow money from me, or a liar who wants money, or a dog."<br />
<br />
"I put you [me] as a reference on my application [to Subway]. There's a 40% chance I did not draw a cock next to your name."<br />
<br />
"I amaze myself sometimes... because I'm very easily impressed."<br />
<br />
"I could feel my tits and realize they suck or I could feel yours [Megan's] and get arrested."<br />
<br />
"I'm an acquired taste... like herpes."<br />
<br />
"Those of you who tell me to be myself have no idea what you're in for."<br />
<br />
"You show me a day when I'm not threatening people, I show you a prescription for a metric fuckton of weed and Vicodin... or I'll be asleep... or flying with a flock of muskrats, BECAUSE IT'LL NEVER FUCKING HAPPEN."<br />
<br />
"I have a turgid, cosmic cock EMBEDDED in me at all times."<br />
<br />
"I'm gonna smack you so hard your parents will accept your homosexuality."<br />
<br />
"I have come to a conclusion, and it is: fuck."<br />
<br />
"So I was about to ask if you wanted to go to Culver's after work, and I remembered you're at school. This made me sad."<br />
<br />
"Apparently, you're an 'abomination.' I hate my class. Only I can call you an abomination!"<br />
<br />
"My teacher just asked what kind of gonads we had, and I almost responded with 'the kind with strife.' Please tell me you get that."<br />
<br />
"I demand a medal. Made of Angertonium."<br />
<br />
"And I don't see me getting his email, phone number, twitter, or ANY GODDAMN CONTACT INFO EVER, BECAUSE GOD HATES ME. IF I EVER DID, I WOULD NERDGASM SO HARD, YOU WOULD HEAR IT CLEARLY, AND A CHOIR OF ANGELS WOULD ANNOUNCE IT and I'm done with capslock for the day."<br />
<br />
"So my sister dragged me to a tanning salon, and I have never seen a place in such need of an arson."<br />
<br />
"I AM STRONGLY INDIFFERENT TO ANYTHING WHATSOEVER, EVER."<br />
<br />
"Update the note or I...NEW THREAT INCOMING...will: Rip your intestines from your asshole, cram them back down your throat to your stomach, staple them there, cut open your back, rip out your spine and turn you into a fine purse. Yes I've been working on that one for a while."<br />
<br />
"I will fight you in a dark alley. Go find me an alley. Why don't we have an alley, Goddamnit, all we have is a gangway."<br />
<br />
"Go fetch me a plank. I wish to bonk you with it."<br />
<br />
"I just peed in three different urinals. Don't ask me why. I don't know. I just felt like it had to be done."<br />
<br />
"So it appears that everyone in my family got/is getting laid tonight except me. I'd say I love being me, but that's such a lie not even I can pull it off."<br />
<br />
"Do you know any single girls who like antisocial assholes?"<br />
<br />
"We have to smash. And Mystery Science Theatre. And smash. And stuff. And mock. And verb."<br />
<br />
"I decide to be a good boy and clean up my room today, and go to put away my suit. I open the closet and the shelf falls, crushing my hand and arm. Fuck helping."<br />
<br />
"I think I just got mocked by Charlie Murphy on Q101. He and the morning deejays are talking about porno, and I told them the site they were talking about sucks. He said, 'What kind of life does this guy have to have different levels of porno?'"<br />
<br />
"Get the fuck home, you half-dicked platypus."<br />
<br />
"It wouldn't be a day knowing me unless I dashed the living shit out of your hopes."<br />
<br />
"Why wasn't I a drummer before? This is awesome! I get to hit shit!"<br />
<br />
"Is it wrong that I already have something stupid planned to do at my wedding if I get married? Because I doooooo."<br />
<br />
"I just drop kicked my door. No, it didn't fix it."<br />
<br />
"I was driving home alone one day, because that's how I roll: depressed."<br />
<br />
"Jordan touches less healthy things than you do. Hell, I touch myself... that's not healthy."<br />
<br />
"I'm a full time student... okay that's a lie."<br />
<br />
"I'm only drinking chocolate milk because it denied me twice. Once more and I would've been Christ."<br />
<br />
"Jimmy, it's me. I can do everything I shouldn't and none of what I should."<br />
<br />
"If a Twilight MMO ever gets made, I will start screaming. And I will never EVER stop."<br />
<br />
"I should have been on the speech team; I would have been the best speecher."<br />
<br />
*Playing Wii Golf* "Stroke four... just like my grandpa."<br />
<br />
"The man [Jordan] has the subtlety of a sledgehammer... wielded by Thor... in a china shop."<br />
<br />
"On a scale of 1 to stab, how angry are you with me?"<br />
<br />
"I just tried to apply at K-mart, and when I entered my name, it told me it was looking for more qualified applicants and kicked me off. That just happened."<br />
<br />
"I should probably stop lighting things in my car on fire."<br />
<br />
"I'm gonna send your nuts into the ionosphere."<br />
<br />
"I lead a really really effed up life. With random bursts of failure. And occasionally pizza. It's a buffet! But of suck."<br />
<br />
"It's not depression if I'm hilarious."<br />
<br />
"I'm pretty... in the dark."<br />
<br />
"You wake up on those lonely midnights in a cold sweat because you suddenly realize that I'm still alive."<br />
<br />
"I got turned down for a date today because I am a virgin. These things... they're terrible."<br />
<br />
"Pete goes through wives like I go through Kleenex."<br />
<br />
"I exist on a plane of awkward unknown to most humans."<br />
<br />
"Oh! He beat it like a child called 'it!'"<br />
<br />
"Oh God, this is like 'AIDS: The Game.'"<br />
<br />
"When I hit bottom, I tend to demand a shovel and prove people wrong."<br />
<br />
"I should have stopped doing shots around the time I started doing shots."<br />
<br />
"I aim to please. And always miss."<br />
<br />
"Customers are still in store while it's closed, and not buying. Warehouse solution? PLAY ON THE FORKLIFT!"<br />
<br />
"I hate pregnant women. They act so entitled."<br />
<br />
"If one more person buys a leather couch while it's raining I will set them on fire."<br />
<br />
"My iPod Touch is crashing Safari more than United 93. Explain."<br />
<br />
"This chair I just loaded is so comfy; it's ribbed for my pleasure."<br />
<br />
"I wasn't DRUNK. I'd barely be able to figure out how to open it. I was socially drinking. By myself. In a dark basement. On a weekday."<br />
<br />
"When you have a gay friend, the greeting 'How's your ass?' gains an entirely new meaning."<br />
<br />
"For breakfast, I had two bottles of cherry pop and a small box of Cheez-its. Science should study me and find out how I'm still alive."<br />
<br />
"According to my coworkers, I am: gay, pregnant, disturbed, totally gay, Chunk from the Goonies, evil, seriously gay, man, and gay."<br />
<br />
"Man I'm glad I have such great self-esteem otherwise I'd feel awful about the way I'm treated all the time HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH WAIT."<br />
<br />
"For Halloween, I will be an undersexed, underpaid, and under-appreciated warehouse worker."<br />
<br />
"I think bourbon's a pretty cool guy. He fights sobriety and doesn't afraid of anything."<br />
<br />
"AIDS the game would be boring: get AIDS, hospital hospital hospital hospital rehab DIE. There may be an attempt to lead a normal life but it never works. Because of the AIDS."<br />
<br />
"There's too much blood in my alcohol vessels."<br />
<br />
"Ryan Reynolds is delicious and a comic book nerd. And he's Canadian!"<br />
<br />
"Just got banned from calling myself a 'smooth pimp daddy.' This makes me sad."<br />
<br />
"Things I can't say at work: 'fuck your god,' 'flambé dick,' 'I like setting fires,' and 'I dunno if it's a safety blade. Check.'"<br />
<br />
"Today I got a paid break. Because I didn't get to go on break."<br />
<br />
"I am both impressed and filled with hate at how many versions of Jingle Bell Rock there are."<br />
<br />
"When opening up a box with a razor, I missed. And opened up my finger. Go me."<br />
<br />
"Why is the warehouse so much colder than the rest of the store it's cold and unfair and also cold."<br />
<br />
"OH GOD FAT WOMAN HARD NIPPLES WHY."<br />
<br />
"Just fell into the trash compactor. Have realized compactor is much more fun from the outside."<br />
<br />
"I think I just heard a Porky Pig Christmas carol and I want to punch a child so it will leave my brain forever."<br />
<br />
"I swear to God, if I get hit with another couch I will kill everything ever. This is the worst thing."<br />
<br />
"I'm pretty sure the song 'Baby It's Cold Outside' is about date rape."<br />
<br />
"Guess whose hand just got crushed by a bunk bed? The answer is me. Forever me."<br />
<br />
"Asked girl out at a party I just left. Was denied because I am "nothing like Edward." I swear to God I'm about to ragequit LIFE if this Twilight shit goes on."<br />
<br />
"Tempting fate... 'I trust White Castle didn't fuck up my order.' GUESS WHAT THEY DID GODDAMMIT."<br />
<br />
"Overheard at Moraine: 'Yeah I couldn't do the community service for dealing because I was busy dealing.' Most dedicated dealer ever?"<br />
<br />
"I have come to the conclusion that life is good because of the large amount of hot girls wearing yoga pants."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
But most of his great quotes require context:<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Do I change when I'm drunk?"<br />
<br />
Pete: "You get more talkative."<br />
<br />
Scott: "You turn into a dinosaur."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Pete: "Corona tastes like making out with a Mexican."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Was she eating a lime? Was she drinking Corona? Was she in fact just a bottle of Corona?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "You know it's illegal not to have a rearview mirror."<br />
<br />
Scott: "You know what else is illegal? Mexicans... ... Racist comments come out of me like semen."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "What, Scott? What were you going to say?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Uhh... erm... umm... oh fuck it, you're gay."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I could probably be in this talent show."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Doing what? Eating a cucumber in one bite?"<br />
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<br />
<br />
Steve S: *rolling a die* "One... beat it."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I'll beat it like my dick at a Hilary Duff concert."<br />
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<br />
<br />
Steve F: "$500 says you don't get close to my sister."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I don't need to get close to use a tranq dart."<br />
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<br />
<br />
Dayton: "How'd you get a 0.5?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "I really like naps?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Megan Fox is bisexual."<br />
<br />
Pete: "You think you have a chance?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "No, but Mr. Chloroform does."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I hate you and all that you stand for, or rather what little you stand for."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I'd stand for more things if I didn't have to stand."<br />
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<br />
<br />
Dayton: "What if he gets a wet dream?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "You can't control wet dreams, but mine never come to fruition anyway."<br />
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<br />
<br />
Me: "You're a marvel of science."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I'd be amazing if I weren't such a failure."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Are you using 'strategy?' Is that in your repertoire?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "'Repertoire' isn't even in my repertoire."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I should be a prostitute, nobody would expect that."<br />
<br />
Scott: "What? Everyone would expect that. I would expect the fuck out of that."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "There's a female Hooters parallel in Wisconsin, it's called the Caddy Shack."<br />
<br />
Scott: "That's not good enough, there needs to be a clever pun on cocks... AND I'M JUST THE MAN FOR THE JOB!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Scott and I used to be really good friends, then we stopped, but now we're cool again, right?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Well yeah, it's kind of hard to be distant with someone who lives ten feet away from you."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: *looking through my iPod* "You don't have The Clash? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU-Oh wait, I'm not searching right."<br />
<br />
Me: "No, I just don't have The Clash."<br />
<br />
Scott: "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "That doesn't work."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Why?"<br />
<br />
Me: "Because it has to obey the laws of gravity."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh. Those."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: *playing Megaman* "Why is there lava?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Someone broke a lava pipe."<br />
<br />
Me: "Why are there lava pipes?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Where else are you going to keep the lava?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Your power of bathos is unfathomable."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I forget what the one is."<br />
<br />
Me: "Taking something really profound and making it really... unprofound."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Yeah, I'm bathostastic."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I'm making a quote wall for you, it's taking a while, this is harder work than I thought."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I should stop being so awesome, but, fuck you."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I'm almost done with your wall."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Hurry the fuck up!"<br />
<br />
Me: "Hang on."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I want to see the only thing I've ever accomplished."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Who should I tag in this note?" (yes this note... he's got quotes as I'm writing his quote wall)<br />
<br />
Scott: "Bitches. Tag the bitches."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
*Playing super smash brothers of course*<br />
<br />
Scott: "The stethoscope is mightier than the sword!"<br />
<br />
Me: "The stethoscope is a terrible choice of weapon!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Not if you're strangling, or listening to someone's heart, what if they have a heart murmur?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "You're so funny you should have a warning label."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Which one though? I think 'Contents Under Pressure' works: 'Hey did you hear abo-' 'SHUT UP.' Then comes the knife rain."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
*playing Super Smash Brothers again*<br />
<br />
Scott: "Well looks like Tingle's dead."<br />
<br />
Me: "What was your first clue?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Probably the death."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
*Sophie begins barking before Scott even enters the room*<br />
<br />
Me: "It's like she knows you're coming."<br />
<br />
Scott: "It's the Fat-Signal!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Why does your life seem to crumble in your hands like a poorly baked cookie?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Because I ate the dough before hand, leaving only sad bits crusted to the rim?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Does anything happy ever happen to you?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Well... in the sense that... ... yeah, fuck it, I'm perpetually dicked with by some cosmic force."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I wish we were 21."<br />
<br />
Me: "I wish we were too."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Then we could solve all our problems by going to a bar and be like people in sitcoms."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Like the sperm of persistence to the egg that is your will power!"<br />
<br />
Me: "That metaphor was kind of a stretch."<br />
<br />
Scott: "You try being funny on command. It's harder than I make it out to be."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I have many wasted talents."<br />
<br />
Me: "Like what?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "...'many' is such a strong word."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "People on my floor love love LOVE not flushing their shit down the toilet."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Well yeah, it's not their problem once it leaves their rectum. Like your one night stands."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I have, somehow, one last deposit from White Castle from last week. It's 200 dollars. What the fuck."<br />
<br />
Me: "So what, it's money."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I'm paranoid. It's White Castle. It has to be poisoned."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Guess what I invoke (it's probably McCampbell's Law)."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Is it a pony? Invoke a pony!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "It has come to my attention that I can think up a lie, use it, and have it be believed in less than a second. I don't know if that's good or bad."<br />
<br />
Me: "That's not just a talent, a moral detriment, or a strategy for selfishness, it is the nature of true political power."<br />
<br />
Scott: "So what you're saying is, I should be President."<br />
<br />
Me: "No, you'd fuck shit up. Stick with being a douchebag."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I'd be an awesome President. Just without charisma, skill, motivation, care, or want."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I think I'm coming home next weekend for homecoming. Coming. As in the opposite of going. Not ejaculation."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Is it bad we have to specify what is innuendo and what is a legitimate word?"<br />
<br />
Me: "No I think we've reached a milestone in our friendship expressly because of it."<br />
<br />
Scott: "We really should not be this weird. Then again, fuck it, let us ride the armored platypi to war!"<br />
<br />
Me: "In the name of Odin the All-Father!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "TO WAR, STRANGE MAMMALS!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Is it legal to have a bromance if I'm gay?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Love transcends all. Except poison. Romeo and Juliet learned that pretty fucking quick."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "How is that historic?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "It took place during history?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Explain to me why there is a test on facebook..."<br />
<br />
Me: "QUANTUMS, that's why."<br />
<br />
Scott: "For 'which 08-09 TP Senior football player are you?' And you can't say quantums."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Hello? Are you there?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh, sorry I pocket-dialed you."<br />
<br />
Me: "Oh I was wondering who all those voices were."<br />
<br />
Scott: "MY BUTT."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "How are you?"<br />
<br />
Me: "Pretty good."<br />
<br />
Scott: "How's class?"<br />
<br />
Me: "Not bad."<br />
<br />
Scott: "...WHY ARE WE MAKING SMALL TALK. We are not built for small talk. We are built for A: lectures on how I need to stop saying 'dildo,' and B: deep philosophical discussions that end in me saying 'dildo.'"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I miss pants."<br />
<br />
Me: "Then put them on."<br />
<br />
Scott: "But then I have to get up."<br />
<br />
Me: "It's a simple equation: you + pants = you with pants."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Even I know that. It's when that fucker 'x' gets involved. He's always fuckin with mah shit. Me: 'Oh I know this one!' X: "Do you, bitch? Look at me; I'm an unknown. You can't do shit till you know me.' Me: 'Fuck this, where's my porn...'"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Fear my power over words. It's... uncanny."<br />
<br />
Me: "Nice use of 'uncanny.'"<br />
<br />
Scott: "I know. It's because I'm so sexy, words form around me like cloth to do something something where the fuck am I going with this."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Because I'm a bastard."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Well, yeah. It's a class requirement for this quest... prick."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "There's a vagina breath mint. I don't know how to respond to that."<br />
<br />
Me: "Now is that a mint that makes your breath smell like vagina or does it make your vagina smell good?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "The latter. Also makes it taste good."<br />
<br />
Me: "Brilliant! Whoever thought of that must have had a terrible string of exgirlfriends."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Actually, because the main ingredient is sugar, they'll probably get a yeast infection."<br />
<br />
Me: "Beergina?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Best thing ever?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "At least you have a good moral compass; that's good."<br />
<br />
Scott: "It's not so much a compass as a slingshot."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Have you ever been lucky, ever?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "I once...um...this one time...yeah, no. OH WAIT! I did find some quarters in my car. And then the electrical system broke."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Your misery always makes my day."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I provide many services that help nothing!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Go to YouTube and put in Gay Anal Robot."<br />
<br />
Me: "No I hate that."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh come on, you do not hate two of those three things."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "My iPod broke earlier. Guess what fixed it? Hitting the shit out of it as it tried to start up. You were right. Violence really does solve everything."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I always am. Except when I'm really obviously wrong."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: *looking at a banana in Borders* "Banana cars wouldn't work."<br />
<br />
Scott: "How would you get in?"<br />
<br />
Me: "Where's the banana engine?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Though, it's quite appealing."<br />
<br />
...<br />
<br />
Me: "How did we both miss that pun?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Get the fuck home you half-dicked platypus."<br />
<br />
Me: "You're mean."<br />
<br />
Scott: "But the anger means I love you."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I got cookies!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "I got depression!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "The large one has come to a conclusion!"<br />
<br />
Me: "And he decrees..."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh, I never said I knew what it was. I just said I came to one. To be continued, and such."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Your whole point is phallus... wait, I mean-"<br />
<br />
Me: "FREUD'D!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "You've got the right idea."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Always do."<br />
<br />
Me: "Except when your idea is clearly and utterly wrong."<br />
<br />
Scott: "One time! Once! It's not my fault the orphans were allergic to dogs."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "It's DA BEAST Y BOYS!"<br />
<br />
Me: "I hate you."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Provided I ever get married, I'm playing that at my wedding. You and your boyfriend can titter in the corner. After which I will... *sigh*... play The Killers."<br />
<br />
Me: "...I love you now."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I hate it. BUT. I'm willing to do it, provided..."<br />
<br />
Me: "Uh oh."<br />
<br />
Scott: "You say 'dong' in your best man speech. Those are my terms."<br />
<br />
Me: "Agreed."<br />
<br />
Scott: "God, you're a fool."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Kaylee: "Where have you people been my whole life?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Alone in my room."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Mazel tov!"<br />
<br />
Kaylee: "L'chaim!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Jew words!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I have your movies."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Which ones?""<br />
<br />
Me: "Umm, Idle Hands and Sla-"<br />
<br />
Scott: "They were stolen."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Pete: "What are you [me] doing in New Orleans?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "He's going to make fun of the Katrina victims: 'Guess where I live? Dry land!'"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "So who has fun college stories?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "I do, I do- OH WAIT."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Jordan: "I washed these hands."<br />
<br />
Scott: "That doesn't make them any less molesty."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Twilight Character: "It was jet black and on all fours it was still taller than a person."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Thank you for talking about my penis."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Well, you're stupid."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Yeah, well, parts of heartland America oppose you and your lifestyle."<br />
<br />
Me: "Who cares, most of the rest of the world does too."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Your morals are bad and you should feel bad or something; I forget whatever point I may or may not have had. Also, cocks."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I'm gonna need your help tomorrow."<br />
<br />
Me: "Guh, with what?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Well, not tomorrow."<br />
<br />
Me: "..."<br />
<br />
Scott: "In the next month or so. I just wanted you to respond fast."<br />
<br />
Me: "That was incredibly misleading."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I know."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Update the note!"<br />
<br />
Me: "Oh yes, that's what I wanted to do today."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Do it now."<br />
<br />
Me: "I will in a bit, here, now calm your tits."<br />
<br />
Scott: "No. My tits remain engraged. Im not correcting that."<br />
<br />
Me: "I can't tell if you misspelled 'enraged' or 'engorged.'"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Exactly."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I'm going to find George Stokes and shove his theorem down his urethra."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I think you mean 'up.'"<br />
<br />
Me: "His theorem says I can choose whatever orientation I want."<br />
<br />
Scott: "So that's how you figured out you were gay."<br />
<br />
Me: "Yes. Via Stokes' Theorem."<br />
<br />
Scott: "BAM. Gay joke'd."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Fundamentalist Forum Post: "WHY CANT YOU PEOPLE READ THE BIBLE!!!!!!!!!!! IT ANSWERS EVERYTHING, AND IF YOU DONT BELIVE IT U HAVE NO SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "They also say the gays have no soul. By the logic, you're down TWO souls. You took someone else's soul. Which makes you Satan. Or something. I'm not drunk or stupid enough to follow this logic."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I had forgotten to turn in a huge assignment. Office hours open at three, but my cousin is coming to get this fridge, further delaying my groveling for points."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh shit. Fuck his fridge. Run."<br />
<br />
Me: "Well..."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Run like Stephen Hawking used to."<br />
<br />
Me: "...I can go any time between three and five... wait what?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "My best metaphor today? I think so."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
*Playing super smash brothers*<br />
<br />
Pete: "Fight me!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "You have a sword!"<br />
<br />
Pete: "You have pills!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "ONE of those is pointy!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "She had already decided on my arch rival."<br />
<br />
Me: "Arch rival? Was his name... GARY?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "No! It was BLUE!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "How was your day."<br />
<br />
Me: "It was nice.... Small talk feels so awkward."<br />
<br />
Scott: "It is.... Dildo. And we have normality."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Theo: "Are you medically sane to be out with normal people?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Haha of course not!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "It told me that some girl added me to her favorites. So I clicked on her profile name... 'user does not exist.'"<br />
<br />
Me: "OH GOD, that's awful!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Fucking. Life. Just... fuck."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "How many shots did you take?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Yes!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "D'ou viens-tu?"<br />
<br />
Chatrouletter: "La Suisse."<br />
<br />
Scott: "You speak Swiss?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "[My father] grew up in the fifties."<br />
<br />
Scott: "When everything was black and white... or should I say white?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "You've only bought porn once."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Yeah. It was a gift... to my dick."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I'm always tired."<br />
<br />
Jake: "Maybe you're anemic."<br />
<br />
Scott: "No, I'm just fat."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Goddammit, you've gotten yourself in a really deep shithole."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I have a little cottage here, it's quite nice. How're you holding up?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Trevor: "...and the British had designed this bomb to drop on Germany that was almost 22,000 pounds."<br />
<br />
Scott: "That's almost 23,000 pounds!"<br />
<br />
Trevor: "Yeah it... wait... .... but anyway... wait... what?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I am giving a lot of consideration to cutting a few non-vital tendons in my arm to avoid this sale."<br />
<br />
Me: "Do not, under any circumstance, do that!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Non-vital!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Yeah, he's from Canada... ice. That's where he's from."<br />
<br />
Me: "No, but Canada is a different planet!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh shit ice planet... CANADA IS HOTH."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I AM RIDING ON RIMS. ON MY LAWNMOWER. WHO DOES THIS."<br />
<br />
Me: "WAT."<br />
<br />
Scott: "LAWNMOWER DRIFTING FUCK YEAH."<br />
<br />
Me: "THEY SEE ME MOWIN'."<br />
<br />
Scott: "DEY HATIN'."<br />
<br />
Me: "TRYIN' TO CATCH ME RIDIN' SWEATY, DEPRESSED, AND OVERWORKED."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I have to redo part of the yard now. I was laughing too hard to steer."<br />
<br />
Me: "I win at you!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "This is why I love you."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I thought it was for my body.... Man, I almost deadpanned that."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "WHERE ARE THESE NOISES COMING FROM?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Yo belly. Feed it."<br />
<br />
Me: "Those are chimes. Really creepy chimes."<br />
<br />
Scott: "...My tummy assumption still stands. Did you eat chimes? Or some rather tinkly tacos?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I think one of my roommates needs to wake up. And she has a lot of elaborate methods of doing so."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I can giver her a method of waking up. PROTIP: It's rape."<br />
<br />
Me: "Oh God, oatmeal... in my pulmonary tract."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I forget where that is. But I assume the oatmeal's not supposed to be there."<br />
<br />
Me: "Opposite."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh. That's bad. Stop that."<br />
<br />
Me: "It's where air goes. Not oatmeal. Oatmeal is a poor oxygen carrier."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oatmeal is air, right?"<br />
<br />
Me: "Oh my God, why are you not with me right now? Why did we not get drunk together last night? You need to get out of your house."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Get out of my house. And into your van. Van of rape. It's like that song: 'Get out of my dreams and into my car.' But with much more rape. And less Eddie Murphy."<br />
<br />
Me: "You're really rapey today."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Rape's funny."<br />
<br />
Me: "It's the opposite of funny."<br />
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Scott: "What's more fun than crippling emotional trauma that renders you unable to trust another human being for a large portion of your life? And also rapebabies. Man, if I have kids, the world is fucked."<br />
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Me: "Dear God..."<br />
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Scott: "'Uncle Jimmy! We learned a new word today! Dickbitch!' 'Goddammit Scott...'"<br />
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Me: "'Now use it in a sentence.'"<br />
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Scott: "'Uncle Jimmy is a dickbitch.' 'THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT.'"<br />
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Me: "GODDAMMIT. Why am I a blubbering pile of lolz right now?"<br />
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Scott: "Because you're drunk and I'm awesome."<br />
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Me: "Oh God, I need to go. I'll talk to you later."<br />
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Scott: "Bye. Stop putting oatmeal in your airhole."<br />
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Scott: "A stripper bit him."<br />
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Me: "They're venomous."<br />
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Scott: "You have to suck out the poison but that costs ten dollars extra."<br />
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Me: "I've missed you!"<br />
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Scott: "You're wrong!"<br />
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Scott: "What are you doing?"<br />
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Me: *waving my phone around* "Trying to get reception."<br />
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Scott: "Good luck, most places won't even marry you, HEY!"<br />
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Coworker: *tosses out orange peel*<br />
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Scott: "Was it not APPEALING to you?"<br />
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Coworker: "..."<br />
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Scott: "It's a pun motherfucker, laugh."<br />
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Scott: "I know exactly what to get you for Christmas when I turn 21."<br />
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Me: "Is it Christmas bourbon?"<br />
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Scott: "Actually I was thinking a fine wine."<br />
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Me: "Oh that's thoughtful, how sweet."<br />
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Scott: "That or a stripper. A woman stripper. It'll actually just be a gift to me with your name on it. So it'll be a lie."<br />
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Me: "That's like 'Now that I've finished the story, let me go back and tell the story.'"<br />
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Scott: "I do this shit like Star Wars."<br />
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Scott: "You love me."<br />
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Pete: "I do."<br />
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Scott: "You're wrong."<br />
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Pete: "You brought it up!"<br />
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Scott: "I lie."<br />
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This kid rocks. He rocks so hard, I made a law for him:<br />
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The Law of Greatest Misery states that as the time since Scott's last failure increases, the probability of failing again approaches 1 and the intensity of said fail also increases. In other words, the more he thinks his luck has changed, the more likely Lady Luck will shaft him with her vibrating dildo of misfortune.<br />
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===Lem's 2nd Quote Wall (as added by other forumers)===<br />
(in a text to [[Cameron]])<br />
"When homophobic coworker screws up dry swallowing a pain pill, am not allowed to ask if that's why his boyfriend broke up with him."<br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LowEndLem&diff=8987LowEndLem2011-01-02T05:22:52Z<p>LowEndLem: /* Lem's Quote Wall */</p>
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<div>== LowEndLem ==<br />
A budding alcoholic who somehow found the site on StumbleUpon, he decided after being kicked out of college, he had nothing else to do, so he joined up. Quickly decided IRC was more his thing.<br />
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LowEndLem doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. He is usually found in IRC at night. One of the original MSLT3K members, he'll occasionally join in a [[MSLT3K]] and is no longer doing his LP of Pokemon Sapphire, but I swear, it'll start up anew with Emerald when I get the files back. No lie.<br />
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== Background ==<br />
Fat, lazy, and plays bass. Prefers pizza to most food, except cheeseburgers from a local place.<br />
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Kicked out of two Illinois colleges, which he twistedly considers an achievement.<br />
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<s>Has never, to his eternal shame, never beaten a Mario game. He's currently working on it after the 2010 SNES Challenge had a Super Mario World Challenge.</s> He finally beat Bowser on April 26, 2010. Suck it, Koopa.<br />
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==Appearance==<br />
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[[Image:N831906691_1388362_7930.jpg]]<br />
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== Places Lem Is Banned From == <br />
Gamecrazy<br />
<br> Subway<br />
<br> <s>Play N Trade</s> Nevermind, can go in if Lem has moneys.<br />
<br> Starbucks<br />
<br> Some friend's house<br />
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==Bands Lem Has Been In==<br />
WolfPack - Shitty avant garde band<br />
<br>Course9 - Shitty altrock/emo band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band - Shitty metal band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band Part 2 - Redo!<br />
<br>EmberStone - Metal Band, quit after fistfight with the drummer<br />
<br>Unnamed Cover Band - It's better than another metal band.<br />
<br>Unnamed Altrock band - Jesus Christ, I can't stay away from music. (This was Course9 with no name)<br />
<br>At Mourning's End - Screamo/popmosh band. After extended tryout period, declined the offer. I think they broke up after losing a singer.<br />
<br>Another Unnamed Altrock Band - Holy shit what is this I don't even (This is the same as the other Altrock band. Yes I suck. Fuck you.)<br />
<br> Currently not in a band, subject to change, obviously.<br />
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==Lem's Quote Wall==<br />
<br>Started by a friend of his, it has grown since its' humble origins in 2008. This is the version as of Dec. 31, 2010. Lem's name is Scott, for the record.<br />
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NOTE: Lem is often an awful person in real life. These are usually offensive. Get used to it.<br />
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<br />
<br />
So I have this friend, you see. And he's really fucking angry. At everything. Always. And he's just brimming with great quotes.<br />
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His one liners are good:<br />
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"I don't listen to shitty music... or black people."<br />
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"Oh please, I'm so insightful when I'm not... you know, being me."<br />
<br />
"What I'm trying to say here is: penis."<br />
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"Hrm, if I had a beard I'd stroke it at this point, but I don't... so I'll just stroke my penis. Hrm..."<br />
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"I've become so accustomed to your disdain it's like candy for me."<br />
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"Quick, someone call Jordan to lift up the couch because that's ALL HE'S FUCKING GOOD FOR."<br />
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"It's a 15-minute porno, you don't need 'endurance,' it's not going to judge you."<br />
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"I blame the... the... gypsies. I haven't blamed them in a while."<br />
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"Let's be nineteenth century gentlemen and buy things just because we can."<br />
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"You know how I know you're gay? Because you took me aside and told me in confidence you were a homosexual."<br />
<br />
"I had a dream, and right before this chick kissed me, I woke up. Not even my subconscious can get laid."<br />
<br />
"You have so many options for fucking. My options for entry: low. We're talking less than one here."<br />
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"This place [work] is so emotionally draining I'm torn between crying and stabbing someone in the soul."<br />
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"I don't have 'friends.' I just have a list of people who hate me less."<br />
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"You know what I'm gonna do someday? I'm gonna buy a shotgun, then come visit you, and cram it down your urethra. Then I'm gonna buy a machine gun and shove it down your throat. Then I'm gonna buy a flamethrower and ram it up your ass. Then I'm gonna wire them all together with a pull string and fire them and nothing will happen because I can't do anything right."<br />
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"Where I once had self-esteem I have only lard."<br />
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"Show me someone who IS fond of me and I'll show you a liar, or someone who wants to borrow money from me, or a liar who wants money, or a dog."<br />
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"I put you [me] as a reference on my application [to Subway]. There's a 40% chance I did not draw a cock next to your name."<br />
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"I amaze myself sometimes... because I'm very easily impressed."<br />
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"I could feel my tits and realize they suck or I could feel yours [Megan's] and get arrested."<br />
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"I'm an acquired taste... like herpes."<br />
<br />
"Those of you who tell me to be myself have no idea what you're in for."<br />
<br />
"You show me a day when I'm not threatening people, I show you a prescription for a metric fuckton of weed and Vicodin... or I'll be asleep... or flying with a flock of muskrats, BECAUSE IT'LL NEVER FUCKING HAPPEN."<br />
<br />
"I have a turgid, cosmic cock EMBEDDED in me at all times."<br />
<br />
"I'm gonna smack you so hard your parents will accept your homosexuality."<br />
<br />
"I have come to a conclusion, and it is: fuck."<br />
<br />
"So I was about to ask if you wanted to go to Culver's after work, and I remembered you're at school. This made me sad."<br />
<br />
"Apparently, you're an 'abomination.' I hate my class. Only I can call you an abomination!"<br />
<br />
"My teacher just asked what kind of gonads we had, and I almost responded with 'the kind with strife.' Please tell me you get that."<br />
<br />
"I demand a medal. Made of Angertonium."<br />
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"And I don't see me getting his email, phone number, twitter, or ANY GODDAMN CONTACT INFO EVER, BECAUSE GOD HATES ME. IF I EVER DID, I WOULD NERDGASM SO HARD, YOU WOULD HEAR IT CLEARLY, AND A CHOIR OF ANGELS WOULD ANNOUNCE IT and I'm done with capslock for the day."<br />
<br />
"So my sister dragged me to a tanning salon, and I have never seen a place in such need of an arson."<br />
<br />
"I AM STRONGLY INDIFFERENT TO ANYTHING WHATSOEVER, EVER."<br />
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"Update the note or I...NEW THREAT INCOMING...will: Rip your intestines from your asshole, cram them back down your throat to your stomach, staple them there, cut open your back, rip out your spine and turn you into a fine purse. Yes I've been working on that one for a while."<br />
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"I will fight you in a dark alley. Go find me an alley. Why don't we have an alley, Goddamnit, all we have is a gangway."<br />
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"Go fetch me a plank. I wish to bonk you with it."<br />
<br />
"I just peed in three different urinals. Don't ask me why. I don't know. I just felt like it had to be done."<br />
<br />
"So it appears that everyone in my family got/is getting laid tonight except me. I'd say I love being me, but that's such a lie not even I can pull it off."<br />
<br />
"Do you know any single girls who like antisocial assholes?"<br />
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"We have to smash. And Mystery Science Theatre. And smash. And stuff. And mock. And verb."<br />
<br />
"I decide to be a good boy and clean up my room today, and go to put away my suit. I open the closet and the shelf falls, crushing my hand and arm. Fuck helping."<br />
<br />
"I think I just got mocked by Charlie Murphy on Q101. He and the morning deejays are talking about porno, and I told them the site they were talking about sucks. He said, 'What kind of life does this guy have to have different levels of porno?'"<br />
<br />
"Get the fuck home, you half-dicked platypus."<br />
<br />
"It wouldn't be a day knowing me unless I dashed the living shit out of your hopes."<br />
<br />
"Why wasn't I a drummer before? This is awesome! I get to hit shit!"<br />
<br />
"Is it wrong that I already have something stupid planned to do at my wedding if I get married? Because I doooooo."<br />
<br />
"I just drop kicked my door. No, it didn't fix it."<br />
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"I was driving home alone one day, because that's how I roll: depressed."<br />
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"Jordan touches less healthy things than you do. Hell, I touch myself... that's not healthy."<br />
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"I'm a full time student... okay that's a lie."<br />
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"I'm only drinking chocolate milk because it denied me twice. Once more and I would've been Christ."<br />
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"Jimmy, it's me. I can do everything I shouldn't and none of what I should."<br />
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"If a Twilight MMO ever gets made, I will start screaming. And I will never EVER stop."<br />
<br />
"I should have been on the speech team; I would have been the best speecher."<br />
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*Playing Wii Golf* "Stroke four... just like my grandpa."<br />
<br />
"The man [Jordan] has the subtlety of a sledgehammer... wielded by Thor... in a china shop."<br />
<br />
"On a scale of 1 to stab, how angry are you with me?"<br />
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"I just tried to apply at K-mart, and when I entered my name, it told me it was looking for more qualified applicants and kicked me off. That just happened."<br />
<br />
"I should probably stop lighting things in my car on fire."<br />
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"I'm gonna send your nuts into the ionosphere."<br />
<br />
"I lead a really really effed up life. With random bursts of failure. And occasionally pizza. It's a buffet! But of suck."<br />
<br />
"It's not depression if I'm hilarious."<br />
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"I'm pretty... in the dark."<br />
<br />
"You wake up on those lonely midnights in a cold sweat because you suddenly realize that I'm still alive."<br />
<br />
"I got turned down for a date today because I am a virgin. These things... they're terrible."<br />
<br />
"Pete goes through wives like I go through Kleenex."<br />
<br />
"I exist on a plane of awkward unknown to most humans."<br />
<br />
"Oh! He beat it like a child called 'it!'"<br />
<br />
"Oh God, this is like 'AIDS: The Game.'"<br />
<br />
"When I hit bottom, I tend to demand a shovel and prove people wrong."<br />
<br />
"I should have stopped doing shots around the time I started doing shots."<br />
<br />
"I aim to please. And always miss."<br />
<br />
"Customers are still in store while it's closed, and not buying. Warehouse solution? PLAY ON THE FORKLIFT!"<br />
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"I hate pregnant women. They act so entitled."<br />
<br />
"If one more person buys a leather couch while it's raining I will set them on fire."<br />
<br />
"My iPod Touch is crashing Safari more than United 93. Explain."<br />
<br />
"This chair I just loaded is so comfy; it's ribbed for my pleasure."<br />
<br />
"I wasn't DRUNK. I'd barely be able to figure out how to open it. I was socially drinking. By myself. In a dark basement. On a weekday."<br />
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"When you have a gay friend, the greeting 'How's your ass?' gains an entirely new meaning."<br />
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"For breakfast, I had two bottles of cherry pop and a small box of Cheez-its. Science should study me and find out how I'm still alive."<br />
<br />
"According to my coworkers, I am: gay, pregnant, disturbed, totally gay, Chunk from the Goonies, evil, seriously gay, man, and gay."<br />
<br />
"Man I'm glad I have such great self-esteem otherwise I'd feel awful about the way I'm treated all the time HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH WAIT."<br />
<br />
"For Halloween, I will be an undersexed, underpaid, and under-appreciated warehouse worker."<br />
<br />
"I think bourbon's a pretty cool guy. He fights sobriety and doesn't afraid of anything."<br />
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"AIDS the game would be boring: get AIDS, hospital hospital hospital hospital rehab DIE. There may be an attempt to lead a normal life but it never works. Because of the AIDS."<br />
<br />
"There's too much blood in my alcohol vessels."<br />
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"Ryan Reynolds is delicious and a comic book nerd. And he's Canadian!"<br />
<br />
"Just got banned from calling myself a 'smooth pimp daddy.' This makes me sad."<br />
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"Things I can't say at work: 'fuck your god,' 'flambé dick,' 'I like setting fires,' and 'I dunno if it's a safety blade. Check.'"<br />
<br />
"Today I got a paid break. Because I didn't get to go on break."<br />
<br />
"I am both impressed and filled with hate at how many versions of Jingle Bell Rock there are."<br />
<br />
"When opening up a box with a razor, I missed. And opened up my finger. Go me."<br />
<br />
"Why is the warehouse so much colder than the rest of the store it's cold and unfair and also cold."<br />
<br />
"OH GOD FAT WOMAN HARD NIPPLES WHY."<br />
<br />
"Just fell into the trash compactor. Have realized compactor is much more fun from the outside."<br />
<br />
"I think I just heard a Porky Pig Christmas carol and I want to punch a child so it will leave my brain forever."<br />
<br />
"I swear to God, if I get hit with another couch I will kill everything ever. This is the worst thing."<br />
<br />
"I'm pretty sure the song 'Baby It's Cold Outside' is about date rape."<br />
<br />
"Guess whose hand just got crushed by a bunk bed? The answer is me. Forever me."<br />
<br />
"Asked girl out at a party I just left. Was denied because I am "nothing like Edward." I swear to God I'm about to ragequit LIFE if this Twilight shit goes on."<br />
<br />
"Tempting fate... 'I trust White Castle didn't fuck up my order.' GUESS WHAT THEY DID GODDAMMIT."<br />
<br />
"Overheard at Moraine: 'Yeah I couldn't do the community service for dealing because I was busy dealing.' Most dedicated dealer ever?"<br />
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"I have come to the conclusion that life is good because of the large amount of hot girls wearing yoga pants."<br />
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<br />
But most of his great quotes require context:<br />
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<br />
Me: "Do I change when I'm drunk?"<br />
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Pete: "You get more talkative."<br />
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Scott: "You turn into a dinosaur."<br />
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Pete: "Corona tastes like making out with a Mexican."<br />
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Scott: "Was she eating a lime? Was she drinking Corona? Was she in fact just a bottle of Corona?"<br />
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Me: "You know it's illegal not to have a rearview mirror."<br />
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Scott: "You know what else is illegal? Mexicans... ... Racist comments come out of me like semen."<br />
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<br />
Me: "What, Scott? What were you going to say?"<br />
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Scott: "Uhh... erm... umm... oh fuck it, you're gay."<br />
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Me: "I could probably be in this talent show."<br />
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Scott: "Doing what? Eating a cucumber in one bite?"<br />
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Steve S: *rolling a die* "One... beat it."<br />
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Scott: "I'll beat it like my dick at a Hilary Duff concert."<br />
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Steve F: "$500 says you don't get close to my sister."<br />
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Scott: "I don't need to get close to use a tranq dart."<br />
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Dayton: "How'd you get a 0.5?"<br />
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Scott: "I really like naps?"<br />
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Scott: "Megan Fox is bisexual."<br />
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Pete: "You think you have a chance?"<br />
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Scott: "No, but Mr. Chloroform does."<br />
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Me: "I hate you and all that you stand for, or rather what little you stand for."<br />
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Scott: "I'd stand for more things if I didn't have to stand."<br />
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Dayton: "What if he gets a wet dream?"<br />
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Scott: "You can't control wet dreams, but mine never come to fruition anyway."<br />
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Me: "You're a marvel of science."<br />
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Scott: "I'd be amazing if I weren't such a failure."<br />
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Me: "Are you using 'strategy?' Is that in your repertoire?"<br />
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Scott: "'Repertoire' isn't even in my repertoire."<br />
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Me: "I should be a prostitute, nobody would expect that."<br />
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Scott: "What? Everyone would expect that. I would expect the fuck out of that."<br />
<br />
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<br />
Me: "There's a female Hooters parallel in Wisconsin, it's called the Caddy Shack."<br />
<br />
Scott: "That's not good enough, there needs to be a clever pun on cocks... AND I'M JUST THE MAN FOR THE JOB!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Scott and I used to be really good friends, then we stopped, but now we're cool again, right?"<br />
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Scott: "Well yeah, it's kind of hard to be distant with someone who lives ten feet away from you."<br />
<br />
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Scott: *looking through my iPod* "You don't have The Clash? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU-Oh wait, I'm not searching right."<br />
<br />
Me: "No, I just don't have The Clash."<br />
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Scott: "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"<br />
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<br />
Me: "That doesn't work."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Why?"<br />
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Me: "Because it has to obey the laws of gravity."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh. Those."<br />
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Me: *playing Megaman* "Why is there lava?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Someone broke a lava pipe."<br />
<br />
Me: "Why are there lava pipes?"<br />
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Scott: "Where else are you going to keep the lava?"<br />
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<br />
Me: "Your power of bathos is unfathomable."<br />
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Scott: "I forget what the one is."<br />
<br />
Me: "Taking something really profound and making it really... unprofound."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Yeah, I'm bathostastic."<br />
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<br />
<br />
Me: "I'm making a quote wall for you, it's taking a while, this is harder work than I thought."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I should stop being so awesome, but, fuck you."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I'm almost done with your wall."<br />
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Scott: "Hurry the fuck up!"<br />
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Me: "Hang on."<br />
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Scott: "I want to see the only thing I've ever accomplished."<br />
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<br />
<br />
Me: "Who should I tag in this note?" (yes this note... he's got quotes as I'm writing his quote wall)<br />
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Scott: "Bitches. Tag the bitches."<br />
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<br />
*Playing super smash brothers of course*<br />
<br />
Scott: "The stethoscope is mightier than the sword!"<br />
<br />
Me: "The stethoscope is a terrible choice of weapon!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Not if you're strangling, or listening to someone's heart, what if they have a heart murmur?"<br />
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<br />
Me: "You're so funny you should have a warning label."<br />
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Scott: "Which one though? I think 'Contents Under Pressure' works: 'Hey did you hear abo-' 'SHUT UP.' Then comes the knife rain."<br />
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<br />
<br />
*playing Super Smash Brothers again*<br />
<br />
Scott: "Well looks like Tingle's dead."<br />
<br />
Me: "What was your first clue?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Probably the death."<br />
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<br />
*Sophie begins barking before Scott even enters the room*<br />
<br />
Me: "It's like she knows you're coming."<br />
<br />
Scott: "It's the Fat-Signal!"<br />
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<br />
<br />
Me: "Why does your life seem to crumble in your hands like a poorly baked cookie?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Because I ate the dough before hand, leaving only sad bits crusted to the rim?"<br />
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<br />
<br />
Me: "Does anything happy ever happen to you?"<br />
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Scott: "Well... in the sense that... ... yeah, fuck it, I'm perpetually dicked with by some cosmic force."<br />
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<br />
Scott: "I wish we were 21."<br />
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Me: "I wish we were too."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Then we could solve all our problems by going to a bar and be like people in sitcoms."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Like the sperm of persistence to the egg that is your will power!"<br />
<br />
Me: "That metaphor was kind of a stretch."<br />
<br />
Scott: "You try being funny on command. It's harder than I make it out to be."<br />
<br />
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<br />
Scott: "I have many wasted talents."<br />
<br />
Me: "Like what?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "...'many' is such a strong word."<br />
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<br />
Me: "People on my floor love love LOVE not flushing their shit down the toilet."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Well yeah, it's not their problem once it leaves their rectum. Like your one night stands."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I have, somehow, one last deposit from White Castle from last week. It's 200 dollars. What the fuck."<br />
<br />
Me: "So what, it's money."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I'm paranoid. It's White Castle. It has to be poisoned."<br />
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<br />
<br />
Me: "Guess what I invoke (it's probably McCampbell's Law)."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Is it a pony? Invoke a pony!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "It has come to my attention that I can think up a lie, use it, and have it be believed in less than a second. I don't know if that's good or bad."<br />
<br />
Me: "That's not just a talent, a moral detriment, or a strategy for selfishness, it is the nature of true political power."<br />
<br />
Scott: "So what you're saying is, I should be President."<br />
<br />
Me: "No, you'd fuck shit up. Stick with being a douchebag."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I'd be an awesome President. Just without charisma, skill, motivation, care, or want."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I think I'm coming home next weekend for homecoming. Coming. As in the opposite of going. Not ejaculation."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Is it bad we have to specify what is innuendo and what is a legitimate word?"<br />
<br />
Me: "No I think we've reached a milestone in our friendship expressly because of it."<br />
<br />
Scott: "We really should not be this weird. Then again, fuck it, let us ride the armored platypi to war!"<br />
<br />
Me: "In the name of Odin the All-Father!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "TO WAR, STRANGE MAMMALS!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Is it legal to have a bromance if I'm gay?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Love transcends all. Except poison. Romeo and Juliet learned that pretty fucking quick."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "How is that historic?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "It took place during history?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Explain to me why there is a test on facebook..."<br />
<br />
Me: "QUANTUMS, that's why."<br />
<br />
Scott: "For 'which 08-09 TP Senior football player are you?' And you can't say quantums."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Hello? Are you there?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh, sorry I pocket-dialed you."<br />
<br />
Me: "Oh I was wondering who all those voices were."<br />
<br />
Scott: "MY BUTT."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "How are you?"<br />
<br />
Me: "Pretty good."<br />
<br />
Scott: "How's class?"<br />
<br />
Me: "Not bad."<br />
<br />
Scott: "...WHY ARE WE MAKING SMALL TALK. We are not built for small talk. We are built for A: lectures on how I need to stop saying 'dildo,' and B: deep philosophical discussions that end in me saying 'dildo.'"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I miss pants."<br />
<br />
Me: "Then put them on."<br />
<br />
Scott: "But then I have to get up."<br />
<br />
Me: "It's a simple equation: you + pants = you with pants."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Even I know that. It's when that fucker 'x' gets involved. He's always fuckin with mah shit. Me: 'Oh I know this one!' X: "Do you, bitch? Look at me; I'm an unknown. You can't do shit till you know me.' Me: 'Fuck this, where's my porn...'"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Fear my power over words. It's... uncanny."<br />
<br />
Me: "Nice use of 'uncanny.'"<br />
<br />
Scott: "I know. It's because I'm so sexy, words form around me like cloth to do something something where the fuck am I going with this."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Because I'm a bastard."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Well, yeah. It's a class requirement for this quest... prick."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "There's a vagina breath mint. I don't know how to respond to that."<br />
<br />
Me: "Now is that a mint that makes your breath smell like vagina or does it make your vagina smell good?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "The latter. Also makes it taste good."<br />
<br />
Me: "Brilliant! Whoever thought of that must have had a terrible string of exgirlfriends."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Actually, because the main ingredient is sugar, they'll probably get a yeast infection."<br />
<br />
Me: "Beergina?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Best thing ever?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "At least you have a good moral compass; that's good."<br />
<br />
Scott: "It's not so much a compass as a slingshot."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Have you ever been lucky, ever?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "I once...um...this one time...yeah, no. OH WAIT! I did find some quarters in my car. And then the electrical system broke."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Your misery always makes my day."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I provide many services that help nothing!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Go to YouTube and put in Gay Anal Robot."<br />
<br />
Me: "No I hate that."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh come on, you do not hate two of those three things."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "My iPod broke earlier. Guess what fixed it? Hitting the shit out of it as it tried to start up. You were right. Violence really does solve everything."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I always am. Except when I'm really obviously wrong."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: *looking at a banana in Borders* "Banana cars wouldn't work."<br />
<br />
Scott: "How would you get in?"<br />
<br />
Me: "Where's the banana engine?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Though, it's quite appealing."<br />
<br />
...<br />
<br />
Me: "How did we both miss that pun?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Get the fuck home you half-dicked platypus."<br />
<br />
Me: "You're mean."<br />
<br />
Scott: "But the anger means I love you."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I got cookies!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "I got depression!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "The large one has come to a conclusion!"<br />
<br />
Me: "And he decrees..."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh, I never said I knew what it was. I just said I came to one. To be continued, and such."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Your whole point is phallus... wait, I mean-"<br />
<br />
Me: "FREUD'D!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "You've got the right idea."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Always do."<br />
<br />
Me: "Except when your idea is clearly and utterly wrong."<br />
<br />
Scott: "One time! Once! It's not my fault the orphans were allergic to dogs."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "It's DA BEAST Y BOYS!"<br />
<br />
Me: "I hate you."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Provided I ever get married, I'm playing that at my wedding. You and your boyfriend can titter in the corner. After which I will... *sigh*... play The Killers."<br />
<br />
Me: "...I love you now."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I hate it. BUT. I'm willing to do it, provided..."<br />
<br />
Me: "Uh oh."<br />
<br />
Scott: "You say 'dong' in your best man speech. Those are my terms."<br />
<br />
Me: "Agreed."<br />
<br />
Scott: "God, you're a fool."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Kaylee: "Where have you people been my whole life?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Alone in my room."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Mazel tov!"<br />
<br />
Kaylee: "L'chaim!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Jew words!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I have your movies."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Which ones?""<br />
<br />
Me: "Umm, Idle Hands and Sla-"<br />
<br />
Scott: "They were stolen."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Pete: "What are you [me] doing in New Orleans?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "He's going to make fun of the Katrina victims: 'Guess where I live? Dry land!'"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "So who has fun college stories?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "I do, I do- OH WAIT."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Jordan: "I washed these hands."<br />
<br />
Scott: "That doesn't make them any less molesty."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Twilight Character: "It was jet black and on all fours it was still taller than a person."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Thank you for talking about my penis."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Well, you're stupid."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Yeah, well, parts of heartland America oppose you and your lifestyle."<br />
<br />
Me: "Who cares, most of the rest of the world does too."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Your morals are bad and you should feel bad or something; I forget whatever point I may or may not have had. Also, cocks."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I'm gonna need your help tomorrow."<br />
<br />
Me: "Guh, with what?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Well, not tomorrow."<br />
<br />
Me: "..."<br />
<br />
Scott: "In the next month or so. I just wanted you to respond fast."<br />
<br />
Me: "That was incredibly misleading."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I know."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Update the note!"<br />
<br />
Me: "Oh yes, that's what I wanted to do today."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Do it now."<br />
<br />
Me: "I will in a bit, here, now calm your tits."<br />
<br />
Scott: "No. My tits remain engraged. Im not correcting that."<br />
<br />
Me: "I can't tell if you misspelled 'enraged' or 'engorged.'"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Exactly."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I'm going to find George Stokes and shove his theorem down his urethra."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I think you mean 'up.'"<br />
<br />
Me: "His theorem says I can choose whatever orientation I want."<br />
<br />
Scott: "So that's how you figured out you were gay."<br />
<br />
Me: "Yes. Via Stokes' Theorem."<br />
<br />
Scott: "BAM. Gay joke'd."<br />
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<br />
<br />
Fundamentalist Forum Post: "WHY CANT YOU PEOPLE READ THE BIBLE!!!!!!!!!!! IT ANSWERS EVERYTHING, AND IF YOU DONT BELIVE IT U HAVE NO SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"<br />
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Scott: "They also say the gays have no soul. By the logic, you're down TWO souls. You took someone else's soul. Which makes you Satan. Or something. I'm not drunk or stupid enough to follow this logic."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I had forgotten to turn in a huge assignment. Office hours open at three, but my cousin is coming to get this fridge, further delaying my groveling for points."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh shit. Fuck his fridge. Run."<br />
<br />
Me: "Well..."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Run like Stephen Hawking used to."<br />
<br />
Me: "...I can go any time between three and five... wait what?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "My best metaphor today? I think so."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
*Playing super smash brothers*<br />
<br />
Pete: "Fight me!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "You have a sword!"<br />
<br />
Pete: "You have pills!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "ONE of those is pointy!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "She had already decided on my arch rival."<br />
<br />
Me: "Arch rival? Was his name... GARY?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "No! It was BLUE!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "How was your day."<br />
<br />
Me: "It was nice.... Small talk feels so awkward."<br />
<br />
Scott: "It is.... Dildo. And we have normality."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Theo: "Are you medically sane to be out with normal people?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Haha of course not!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "It told me that some girl added me to her favorites. So I clicked on her profile name... 'user does not exist.'"<br />
<br />
Me: "OH GOD, that's awful!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Fucking. Life. Just... fuck."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "How many shots did you take?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Yes!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "D'ou viens-tu?"<br />
<br />
Chatrouletter: "La Suisse."<br />
<br />
Scott: "You speak Swiss?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "[My father] grew up in the fifties."<br />
<br />
Scott: "When everything was black and white... or should I say white?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "You've only bought porn once."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Yeah. It was a gift... to my dick."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I'm always tired."<br />
<br />
Jake: "Maybe you're anemic."<br />
<br />
Scott: "No, I'm just fat."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Goddammit, you've gotten yourself in a really deep shithole."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I have a little cottage here, it's quite nice. How're you holding up?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Trevor: "...and the British had designed this bomb to drop on Germany that was almost 22,000 pounds."<br />
<br />
Scott: "That's almost 23,000 pounds!"<br />
<br />
Trevor: "Yeah it... wait... .... but anyway... wait... what?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I am giving a lot of consideration to cutting a few non-vital tendons in my arm to avoid this sale."<br />
<br />
Me: "Do not, under any circumstance, do that!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Non-vital!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Yeah, he's from Canada... ice. That's where he's from."<br />
<br />
Me: "No, but Canada is a different planet!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh shit ice planet... CANADA IS HOTH."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I AM RIDING ON RIMS. ON MY LAWNMOWER. WHO DOES THIS."<br />
<br />
Me: "WAT."<br />
<br />
Scott: "LAWNMOWER DRIFTING FUCK YEAH."<br />
<br />
Me: "THEY SEE ME MOWIN'."<br />
<br />
Scott: "DEY HATIN'."<br />
<br />
Me: "TRYIN' TO CATCH ME RIDIN' SWEATY, DEPRESSED, AND OVERWORKED."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I have to redo part of the yard now. I was laughing too hard to steer."<br />
<br />
Me: "I win at you!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "This is why I love you."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I thought it was for my body.... Man, I almost deadpanned that."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "WHERE ARE THESE NOISES COMING FROM?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Yo belly. Feed it."<br />
<br />
Me: "Those are chimes. Really creepy chimes."<br />
<br />
Scott: "...My tummy assumption still stands. Did you eat chimes? Or some rather tinkly tacos?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I think one of my roommates needs to wake up. And she has a lot of elaborate methods of doing so."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I can giver her a method of waking up. PROTIP: It's rape."<br />
<br />
Me: "Oh God, oatmeal... in my pulmonary tract."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I forget where that is. But I assume the oatmeal's not supposed to be there."<br />
<br />
Me: "Opposite."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh. That's bad. Stop that."<br />
<br />
Me: "It's where air goes. Not oatmeal. Oatmeal is a poor oxygen carrier."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oatmeal is air, right?"<br />
<br />
Me: "Oh my God, why are you not with me right now? Why did we not get drunk together last night? You need to get out of your house."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Get out of my house. And into your van. Van of rape. It's like that song: 'Get out of my dreams and into my car.' But with much more rape. And less Eddie Murphy."<br />
<br />
Me: "You're really rapey today."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Rape's funny."<br />
<br />
Me: "It's the opposite of funny."<br />
<br />
Scott: "What's more fun than crippling emotional trauma that renders you unable to trust another human being for a large portion of your life? And also rapebabies. Man, if I have kids, the world is fucked."<br />
<br />
Me: "Dear God..."<br />
<br />
Scott: "'Uncle Jimmy! We learned a new word today! Dickbitch!' 'Goddammit Scott...'"<br />
<br />
Me: "'Now use it in a sentence.'"<br />
<br />
Scott: "'Uncle Jimmy is a dickbitch.' 'THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT.'"<br />
<br />
Me: "GODDAMMIT. Why am I a blubbering pile of lolz right now?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Because you're drunk and I'm awesome."<br />
<br />
Me: "Oh God, I need to go. I'll talk to you later."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Bye. Stop putting oatmeal in your airhole."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "A stripper bit him."<br />
<br />
Me: "They're venomous."<br />
<br />
Scott: "You have to suck out the poison but that costs ten dollars extra."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I've missed you!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "You're wrong!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "What are you doing?"<br />
<br />
Me: *waving my phone around* "Trying to get reception."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Good luck, most places won't even marry you, HEY!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Coworker: *tosses out orange peel*<br />
<br />
Scott: "Was it not APPEALING to you?"<br />
<br />
Coworker: "..."<br />
<br />
Scott: "It's a pun motherfucker, laugh."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I know exactly what to get you for Christmas when I turn 21."<br />
<br />
Me: "Is it Christmas bourbon?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Actually I was thinking a fine wine."<br />
<br />
Me: "Oh that's thoughtful, how sweet."<br />
<br />
Scott: "That or a stripper. A woman stripper. It'll actually just be a gift to me with your name on it. So it'll be a lie."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "That's like 'Now that I've finished the story, let me go back and tell the story.'"<br />
<br />
Scott: "I do this shit like Star Wars."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "You love me."<br />
<br />
Pete: "I do."<br />
<br />
Scott: "You're wrong."<br />
<br />
Pete: "You brought it up!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "I lie."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
This kid rocks. He rocks so hard, I made a law for him:<br />
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<br />
<br />
The Law of Greatest Misery states that as the time since Scott's last failure increases, the probability of failing again approaches 1 and the intensity of said fail also increases. In other words, the more he thinks his luck has changed, the more likely Lady Luck will shaft him with her vibrating dildo of misfortune.<br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LowEndLem&diff=8984LowEndLem2011-01-01T04:55:19Z<p>LowEndLem: /* Lem's Quote Wall */</p>
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<div>== LowEndLem ==<br />
A budding alcoholic who somehow found the site on StumbleUpon, he decided after being kicked out of college, he had nothing else to do, so he joined up. Quickly decided IRC was more his thing.<br />
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LowEndLem doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. He is usually found in IRC at night. One of the original MSLT3K members, he'll occasionally join in a [[MSLT3K]] and is no longer doing his LP of Pokemon Sapphire, but I swear, it'll start up anew with Emerald when I get the files back. No lie.<br />
<br />
== Background ==<br />
Fat, lazy, and plays bass. Prefers pizza to most food, except cheeseburgers from a local place.<br />
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Kicked out of two Illinois colleges, which he twistedly considers an achievement.<br />
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<s>Has never, to his eternal shame, never beaten a Mario game. He's currently working on it after the 2010 SNES Challenge had a Super Mario World Challenge.</s> He finally beat Bowser on April 26, 2010. Suck it, Koopa.<br />
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==Appearance==<br />
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[[Image:N831906691_1388362_7930.jpg]]<br />
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== Places Lem Is Banned From == <br />
Gamecrazy<br />
<br> Subway<br />
<br> <s>Play N Trade</s> Nevermind, can go in if Lem has moneys.<br />
<br> Starbucks<br />
<br> Some friend's house<br />
<br />
==Bands Lem Has Been In==<br />
WolfPack - Shitty avant garde band<br />
<br>Course9 - Shitty altrock/emo band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band - Shitty metal band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band Part 2 - Redo!<br />
<br>EmberStone - Metal Band, quit after fistfight with the drummer<br />
<br>Unnamed Cover Band - It's better than another metal band.<br />
<br>Unnamed Altrock band - Jesus Christ, I can't stay away from music. (This was Course9 with no name)<br />
<br>At Mourning's End - Screamo/popmosh band. After extended tryout period, declined the offer. I think they broke up after losing a singer.<br />
<br>Another Unnamed Altrock Band - Holy shit what is this I don't even (This is the same as the other Altrock band. Yes I suck. Fuck you.)<br />
<br> Currently not in a band, subject to change, obviously.<br />
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==Lem's Quote Wall==<br />
<br>Started by a friend of his, it has grown since its' humble origins in 2008. This is the version as of Dec. 31, 2010. Lem's name is Scott, for the record.<br />
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NOTE: Lem is often an awful person in real life. These are usually offensive. Get used to it.<br />
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<br />
<br />
So I have this friend, you see. And he's really fucking angry. At everything. Always. And he's just brimming with great quotes.<br />
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<br />
His one liners are good:<br />
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"I don't listen to shitty music... or black people."<br />
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"Oh please, I'm so insightful when I'm not... you know, being me."<br />
<br />
"What I'm trying to say here is: penis."<br />
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"Hrm, if I had a beard I'd stroke it at this point, but I don't... so I'll just stroke my penis. Hrm..."<br />
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"I've become so accustomed to your disdain it's like candy for me."<br />
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"Quick, someone call Jordan to lift up the couch because that's ALL HE'S FUCKING GOOD FOR."<br />
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"It's a 15-minute porno, you don't need 'endurance,' it's not going to judge you."<br />
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"I blame the... the... gypsies. I haven't blamed them in a while."<br />
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"Let's be nineteenth century gentlemen and buy things just because we can."<br />
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"You know how I know you're gay? Because you took me aside and told me in confidence you were a homosexual."<br />
<br />
"I had a dream, and right before this chick kissed me, I woke up. Not even my subconscious can get laid."<br />
<br />
"You have so many options for fucking. My options for entry: low. We're talking less than one here."<br />
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"This place [work] is so emotionally draining I'm torn between crying and stabbing someone in the soul."<br />
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"I don't have 'friends.' I just have a list of people who hate me less."<br />
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"You know what I'm gonna do someday? I'm gonna buy a shotgun, then come visit you, and cram it down your urethra. Then I'm gonna buy a machine gun and shove it down your throat. Then I'm gonna buy a flamethrower and ram it up your ass. Then I'm gonna wire them all together with a pull string and fire them and nothing will happen because I can't do anything right."<br />
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"Where I once had self-esteem I have only lard."<br />
<br />
"Show me someone who IS fond of me and I'll show you a liar, or someone who wants to borrow money from me, or a liar who wants money, or a dog."<br />
<br />
"I put you [me] as a reference on my application [to Subway]. There's a 40% chance I did not draw a cock next to your name."<br />
<br />
"I amaze myself sometimes... because I'm very easily impressed."<br />
<br />
"I could feel my tits and realize they suck or I could feel yours [Megan's] and get arrested."<br />
<br />
"I'm an acquired taste... like herpes."<br />
<br />
"Those of you who tell me to be myself have no idea what you're in for."<br />
<br />
"You show me a day when I'm not threatening people, I show you a prescription for a metric fuckton of weed and Vicodin... or I'll be asleep... or flying with a flock of muskrats, BECAUSE IT'LL NEVER FUCKING HAPPEN."<br />
<br />
"I have a turgid, cosmic cock EMBEDDED in me at all times."<br />
<br />
"I'm gonna smack you so hard your parents will accept your homosexuality."<br />
<br />
"I have come to a conclusion, and it is: fuck."<br />
<br />
"So I was about to ask if you wanted to go to Culver's after work, and I remembered you're at school. This made me sad."<br />
<br />
"Apparently, you're an 'abomination.' I hate my class. Only I can call you an abomination!"<br />
<br />
"My teacher just asked what kind of gonads we had, and I almost responded with 'the kind with strife.' Please tell me you get that."<br />
<br />
"I demand a medal. Made of Angertonium."<br />
<br />
"And I don't see me getting his email, phone number, twitter, or ANY GODDAMN CONTACT INFO EVER, BECAUSE GOD HATES ME. IF I EVER DID, I WOULD NERDGASM SO HARD, YOU WOULD HEAR IT CLEARLY, AND A CHOIR OF ANGELS WOULD ANNOUNCE IT and I'm done with capslock for the day."<br />
<br />
"So my sister dragged me to a tanning salon, and I have never seen a place in such need of an arson."<br />
<br />
"I AM STRONGLY INDIFFERENT TO ANYTHING WHATSOEVER, EVER."<br />
<br />
"Update the note or I...NEW THREAT INCOMING...will: Rip your intestines from your asshole, cram them back down your throat to your stomach, staple them there, cut open your back, rip out your spine and turn you into a fine purse. Yes I've been working on that one for a while."<br />
<br />
"I will fight you in a dark alley. Go find me an alley. Why don't we have an alley, Goddamnit, all we have is a gangway."<br />
<br />
"Go fetch me a plank. I wish to bonk you with it."<br />
<br />
"I just peed in three different urinals. Don't ask me why. I don't know. I just felt like it had to be done."<br />
<br />
"So it appears that everyone in my family got/is getting laid tonight except me. I'd say I love being me, but that's such a lie not even I can pull it off."<br />
<br />
"Do you know any single girls who like antisocial assholes?"<br />
<br />
"We have to smash. And Mystery Science Theatre. And smash. And stuff. And mock. And verb."<br />
<br />
"I decide to be a good boy and clean up my room today, and go to put away my suit. I open the closet and the shelf falls, crushing my hand and arm. Fuck helping."<br />
<br />
"I think I just got mocked by Charlie Murphy on Q101. He and the morning deejays are talking about porno, and I told them the site they were talking about sucks. He said, 'What kind of life does this guy have to have different levels of porno?'"<br />
<br />
"Get the fuck home, you half-dicked platypus."<br />
<br />
"It wouldn't be a day knowing me unless I dashed the living shit out of your hopes."<br />
<br />
"Why wasn't I a drummer before? This is awesome! I get to hit shit!"<br />
<br />
"Is it wrong that I already have something stupid planned to do at my wedding if I get married? Because I doooooo."<br />
<br />
"I just drop kicked my door. No, it didn't fix it."<br />
<br />
"I was driving home alone one day, because that's how I roll: depressed."<br />
<br />
"Jordan touches less healthy things than you do. Hell, I touch myself... that's not healthy."<br />
<br />
"I'm a full time student... okay that's a lie."<br />
<br />
"I'm only drinking chocolate milk because it denied me twice. Once more and I would've been Christ."<br />
<br />
"Jimmy, it's me. I can do everything I shouldn't and none of what I should."<br />
<br />
"If a Twilight MMO ever gets made, I will start screaming. And I will never EVER stop."<br />
<br />
"I should have been on the speech team; I would have been the best speecher."<br />
<br />
*Playing Wii Golf* "Stroke four... just like my grandpa."<br />
<br />
"The man [Jordan] has the subtlety of a sledgehammer... wielded by Thor... in a china shop."<br />
<br />
"On a scale of 1 to stab, how angry are you with me?"<br />
<br />
"I just tried to apply at K-mart, and when I entered my name, it told me it was looking for more qualified applicants and kicked me off. That just happened."<br />
<br />
"I should probably stop lighting things in my car on fire."<br />
<br />
"I'm gonna send your nuts into the ionosphere."<br />
<br />
"I lead a really really effed up life. With random bursts of failure. And occasionally pizza. It's a buffet! But of suck."<br />
<br />
"It's not depression if I'm hilarious."<br />
<br />
"I'm pretty... in the dark."<br />
<br />
"You wake up on those lonely midnights in a cold sweat because you suddenly realize that I'm still alive."<br />
<br />
"I got turned down for a date today because I am a virgin. These things... they're terrible."<br />
<br />
"Pete goes through wives like I go through Kleenex."<br />
<br />
"I exist on a plane of awkward unknown to most humans."<br />
<br />
"Oh! He beat it like a child called 'it!'"<br />
<br />
"Oh God, this is like 'AIDS: The Game.'"<br />
<br />
"When I hit bottom, I tend to demand a shovel and prove people wrong."<br />
<br />
"I should have stopped doing shots around the time I started doing shots."<br />
<br />
"I aim to please. And always miss."<br />
<br />
"Customers are still in store while it's closed, and not buying. Warehouse solution? PLAY ON THE FORKLIFT!"<br />
<br />
"I hate pregnant women. They act so entitled."<br />
<br />
"If one more person buys a leather couch while it's raining I will set them on fire."<br />
<br />
"My iPod Touch is crashing Safari more than United 93. Explain."<br />
<br />
"This chair I just loaded is so comfy; it's ribbed for my pleasure."<br />
<br />
"I wasn't DRUNK. I'd barely be able to figure out how to open it. I was socially drinking. By myself. In a dark basement. On a weekday."<br />
<br />
"When you have a gay friend, the greeting 'How's your ass?' gains an entirely new meaning."<br />
<br />
"For breakfast, I had two bottles of cherry pop and a small box of Cheez-its. Science should study me and find out how I'm still alive."<br />
<br />
"According to my coworkers, I am: gay, pregnant, disturbed, totally gay, Chunk from the Goonies, evil, seriously gay, man, and gay."<br />
<br />
"Man I'm glad I have such great self-esteem otherwise I'd feel awful about the way I'm treated all the time HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH WAIT."<br />
<br />
"For Halloween, I will be an undersexed, underpaid, and under-appreciated warehouse worker."<br />
<br />
"I think bourbon's a pretty cool guy. He fights sobriety and doesn't afraid of anything."<br />
<br />
"AIDS the game would be boring: get AIDS, hospital hospital hospital hospital rehab DIE. There may be an attempt to lead a normal life but it never works. Because of the AIDS."<br />
<br />
"There's too much blood in my alcohol vessels."<br />
<br />
"Ryan Reynolds is delicious and a comic book nerd. And he's Canadian!"<br />
<br />
"Just got banned from calling myself a 'smooth pimp daddy.' This makes me sad."<br />
<br />
"Things I can't say at work: 'fuck your god,' 'flambé dick,' 'I like setting fires,' and 'I dunno if it's a safety blade. Check.'"<br />
<br />
"Today I got a paid break. Because I didn't get to go on break."<br />
<br />
"I am both impressed and filled with hate at how many versions of Jingle Bell Rock there are."<br />
<br />
"When opening up a box with a razor, I missed. And opened up my finger. Go me."<br />
<br />
"Why is the warehouse so much colder than the rest of the store it's cold and unfair and also cold."<br />
<br />
"OH GOD FAT WOMAN HARD NIPPLES WHY."<br />
<br />
"Just fell into the trash compactor. Have realized compactor is much more fun from the outside."<br />
<br />
"I think I just heard a Porky Pig Christmas carol and I want to punch a child so it will leave my brain forever."<br />
<br />
"I swear to God, if I get hit with another couch I will kill everything ever. This is the worst thing."<br />
<br />
"I'm pretty sure the song 'Baby It's Cold Outside' is about date rape."<br />
<br />
"Guess whose hand just got crushed by a bunk bed? The answer is me. Forever me."<br />
<br />
"Asked girl out at a party I just left. Was denied because I am "nothing like Edward." I swear to God I'm about to ragequit LIFE if this Twilight shit goes on."<br />
<br />
"Tempting fate... 'I trust White Castle didn't fuck up my order.' GUESS WHAT THEY DID GODDAMMIT."<br />
<br />
"Overheard at Moraine: 'Yeah I couldn't do the community service for dealing because I was busy dealing.' Most dedicated dealer ever?"<br />
<br />
"I have come to the conclusion that life is good because of the large amount of hot girls wearing yoga pants."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
But most of his great quotes require context:<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Do I change when I'm drunk?"<br />
<br />
Pete: "You get more talkative."<br />
<br />
Scott: "You turn into a dinosaur."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Pete: "Corona tastes like making out with a Mexican."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Was she eating a lime? Was she drinking Corona? Was she in fact just a bottle of Corona?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "You know it's illegal not to have a rearview mirror."<br />
<br />
Scott: "You know what else is illegal? Mexicans... ... Racist comments come out of me like semen."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "What, Scott? What were you going to say?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Uhh... erm... umm... oh fuck it, you're gay."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I could probably be in this talent show."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Doing what? Eating a cucumber in one bite?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Steve Serio: *rolling a die* "One... beat it."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I'll beat it like my dick at a Hilary Duff concert."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Steve French: "$500 says you don't get close to my sister."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I don't need to get close to use a tranq dart."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Dayton: "How'd you get a 0.5?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "I really like naps?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Megan Fox is bisexual."<br />
<br />
Pete: "You think you have a chance?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "No, but Mr. Chloroform does."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I hate you and all that you stand for, or rather what little you stand for."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I'd stand for more things if I didn't have to stand."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Dayton: "What if he gets a wet dream?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "You can't control wet dreams, but mine never come to fruition anyway."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "You're a marvel of science."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I'd be amazing if I weren't such a failure."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Are you using 'strategy?' Is that in your repertoire?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "'Repertoire' isn't even in my repertoire."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I should be a prostitute, nobody would expect that."<br />
<br />
Scott: "What? Everyone would expect that. I would expect the fuck out of that."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "There's a female Hooters parallel in Wisconsin, it's called the Caddy Shack."<br />
<br />
Scott: "That's not good enough, there needs to be a clever pun on cocks... AND I'M JUST THE MAN FOR THE JOB!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Scott and I used to be really good friends, then we stopped, but now we're cool again, right?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Well yeah, it's kind of hard to be distant with someone who lives ten feet away from you."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: *looking through my iPod* "You don't have The Clash? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU-Oh wait, I'm not searching right."<br />
<br />
Me: "No, I just don't have The Clash."<br />
<br />
Scott: "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "That doesn't work."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Why?"<br />
<br />
Me: "Because it has to obey the laws of gravity."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh. Those."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: *playing Megaman* "Why is there lava?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Someone broke a lava pipe."<br />
<br />
Me: "Why are there lava pipes?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Where else are you going to keep the lava?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Your power of bathos is unfathomable."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I forget what the one is."<br />
<br />
Me: "Taking something really profound and making it really... unprofound."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Yeah, I'm bathostastic."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I'm making a quote wall for you, it's taking a while, this is harder work than I thought."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I should stop being so awesome, but, fuck you."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I'm almost done with your wall."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Hurry the fuck up!"<br />
<br />
Me: "Hang on."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I want to see the only thing I've ever accomplished."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Who should I tag in this note?" (yes this note... he's got quotes as I'm writing his quote wall)<br />
<br />
Scott: "Bitches. Tag the bitches."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
*Playing super smash brothers of course*<br />
<br />
Scott: "The stethoscope is mightier than the sword!"<br />
<br />
Me: "The stethoscope is a terrible choice of weapon!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Not if you're strangling, or listening to someone's heart, what if they have a heart murmur?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "You're so funny you should have a warning label."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Which one though? I think 'Contents Under Pressure' works: 'Hey did you hear abo-' 'SHUT UP.' Then comes the knife rain."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
*playing Super Smash Brothers again*<br />
<br />
Scott: "Well looks like Tingle's dead."<br />
<br />
Me: "What was your first clue?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Probably the death."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
*Sophie begins barking before Scott even enters the room*<br />
<br />
Me: "It's like she knows you're coming."<br />
<br />
Scott: "It's the Fat-Signal!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Why does your life seem to crumble in your hands like a poorly baked cookie?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Because I ate the dough before hand, leaving only sad bits crusted to the rim?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Does anything happy ever happen to you?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Well... in the sense that... ... yeah, fuck it, I'm perpetually dicked with by some cosmic force."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I wish we were 21."<br />
<br />
Me: "I wish we were too."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Then we could solve all our problems by going to a bar and be like people in sitcoms."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Like the sperm of persistence to the egg that is your will power!"<br />
<br />
Me: "That metaphor was kind of a stretch."<br />
<br />
Scott: "You try being funny on command. It's harder than I make it out to be."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I have many wasted talents."<br />
<br />
Me: "Like what?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "...'many' is such a strong word."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "People on my floor love love LOVE not flushing their shit down the toilet."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Well yeah, it's not their problem once it leaves their rectum. Like your one night stands."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I have, somehow, one last deposit from White Castle from last week. It's 200 dollars. What the fuck."<br />
<br />
Me: "So what, it's money."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I'm paranoid. It's White Castle. It has to be poisoned."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Guess what I invoke (it's probably McCampbell's Law)."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Is it a pony? Invoke a pony!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "It has come to my attention that I can think up a lie, use it, and have it be believed in less than a second. I don't know if that's good or bad."<br />
<br />
Me: "That's not just a talent, a moral detriment, or a strategy for selfishness, it is the nature of true political power."<br />
<br />
Scott: "So what you're saying is, I should be President."<br />
<br />
Me: "No, you'd fuck shit up. Stick with being a douchebag."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I'd be an awesome President. Just without charisma, skill, motivation, care, or want."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I think I'm coming home next weekend for homecoming. Coming. As in the opposite of going. Not ejaculation."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Is it bad we have to specify what is innuendo and what is a legitimate word?"<br />
<br />
Me: "No I think we've reached a milestone in our friendship expressly because of it."<br />
<br />
Scott: "We really should not be this weird. Then again, fuck it, let us ride the armored platypi to war!"<br />
<br />
Me: "In the name of Odin the All-Father!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "TO WAR, STRANGE MAMMALS!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Is it legal to have a bromance if I'm gay?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Love transcends all. Except poison. Romeo and Juliet learned that pretty fucking quick."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "How is that historic?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "It took place during history?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Explain to me why there is a test on facebook..."<br />
<br />
Me: "QUANTUMS, that's why."<br />
<br />
Scott: "For 'which 08-09 TP Senior football player are you?' And you can't say quantums."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Hello? Are you there?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh, sorry I pocket-dialed you."<br />
<br />
Me: "Oh I was wondering who all those voices were."<br />
<br />
Scott: "MY BUTT."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "How are you?"<br />
<br />
Me: "Pretty good."<br />
<br />
Scott: "How's class?"<br />
<br />
Me: "Not bad."<br />
<br />
Scott: "...WHY ARE WE MAKING SMALL TALK. We are not built for small talk. We are built for A: lectures on how I need to stop saying 'dildo,' and B: deep philosophical discussions that end in me saying 'dildo.'"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I miss pants."<br />
<br />
Me: "Then put them on."<br />
<br />
Scott: "But then I have to get up."<br />
<br />
Me: "It's a simple equation: you + pants = you with pants."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Even I know that. It's when that fucker 'x' gets involved. He's always fuckin with mah shit. Me: 'Oh I know this one!' X: "Do you, bitch? Look at me; I'm an unknown. You can't do shit till you know me.' Me: 'Fuck this, where's my porn...'"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Fear my power over words. It's... uncanny."<br />
<br />
Me: "Nice use of 'uncanny.'"<br />
<br />
Scott: "I know. It's because I'm so sexy, words form around me like cloth to do something something where the fuck am I going with this."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Because I'm a bastard."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Well, yeah. It's a class requirement for this quest... prick."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "There's a vagina breath mint. I don't know how to respond to that."<br />
<br />
Me: "Now is that a mint that makes your breath smell like vagina or does it make your vagina smell good?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "The latter. Also makes it taste good."<br />
<br />
Me: "Brilliant! Whoever thought of that must have had a terrible string of exgirlfriends."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Actually, because the main ingredient is sugar, they'll probably get a yeast infection."<br />
<br />
Me: "Beergina?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Best thing ever?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "At least you have a good moral compass; that's good."<br />
<br />
Scott: "It's not so much a compass as a slingshot."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Have you ever been lucky, ever?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "I once...um...this one time...yeah, no. OH WAIT! I did find some quarters in my car. And then the electrical system broke."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Your misery always makes my day."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I provide many services that help nothing!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Go to YouTube and put in Gay Anal Robot."<br />
<br />
Me: "No I hate that."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh come on, you do not hate two of those three things."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "My iPod broke earlier. Guess what fixed it? Hitting the shit out of it as it tried to start up. You were right. Violence really does solve everything."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I always am. Except when I'm really obviously wrong."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: *looking at a banana in Borders* "Banana cars wouldn't work."<br />
<br />
Scott: "How would you get in?"<br />
<br />
Me: "Where's the banana engine?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Though, it's quite appealing."<br />
<br />
...<br />
<br />
Me: "How did we both miss that pun?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Get the fuck home you half-dicked platypus."<br />
<br />
Me: "You're mean."<br />
<br />
Scott: "But the anger means I love you."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I got cookies!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "I got depression!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "The large one has come to a conclusion!"<br />
<br />
Me: "And he decrees..."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh, I never said I knew what it was. I just said I came to one. To be continued, and such."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Your whole point is phallus... wait, I mean-"<br />
<br />
Me: "FREUD'D!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "You've got the right idea."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Always do."<br />
<br />
Me: "Except when your idea is clearly and utterly wrong."<br />
<br />
Scott: "One time! Once! It's not my fault the orphans were allergic to dogs."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "It's DA BEAST Y BOYS!"<br />
<br />
Me: "I hate you."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Provided I ever get married, I'm playing that at my wedding. You and your boyfriend can titter in the corner. After which I will... *sigh*... play The Killers."<br />
<br />
Me: "...I love you now."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I hate it. BUT. I'm willing to do it, provided..."<br />
<br />
Me: "Uh oh."<br />
<br />
Scott: "You say 'dong' in your best man speech. Those are my terms."<br />
<br />
Me: "Agreed."<br />
<br />
Scott: "God, you're a fool."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Kaylee: "Where have you people been my whole life?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Alone in my room."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Mazel tov!"<br />
<br />
Kaylee: "L'chaim!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Jew words!"<br />
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<br />
<br />
Me: "I have your movies."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Which ones?""<br />
<br />
Me: "Umm, Idle Hands and Sla-"<br />
<br />
Scott: "They were stolen."<br />
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<br />
Pete: "What are you [me] doing in New Orleans?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "He's going to make fun of the Katrina victims: 'Guess where I live? Dry land!'"<br />
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<br />
<br />
Me: "So who has fun college stories?"<br />
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Scott: "I do, I do- OH WAIT."<br />
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Jordan: "I washed these hands."<br />
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Scott: "That doesn't make them any less molesty."<br />
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Twilight Character: "It was jet black and on all fours it was still taller than a person."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Thank you for talking about my penis."<br />
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<br />
<br />
Me: "Well, you're stupid."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Yeah, well, parts of heartland America oppose you and your lifestyle."<br />
<br />
Me: "Who cares, most of the rest of the world does too."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Your morals are bad and you should feel bad or something; I forget whatever point I may or may not have had. Also, cocks."<br />
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<br />
<br />
Scott: "I'm gonna need your help tomorrow."<br />
<br />
Me: "Guh, with what?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Well, not tomorrow."<br />
<br />
Me: "..."<br />
<br />
Scott: "In the next month or so. I just wanted you to respond fast."<br />
<br />
Me: "That was incredibly misleading."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I know."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Update the note!"<br />
<br />
Me: "Oh yes, that's what I wanted to do today."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Do it now."<br />
<br />
Me: "I will in a bit, here, now calm your tits."<br />
<br />
Scott: "No. My tits remain engraged. Im not correcting that."<br />
<br />
Me: "I can't tell if you misspelled 'enraged' or 'engorged.'"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Exactly."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I'm going to find George Stokes and shove his theorem down his urethra."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I think you mean 'up.'"<br />
<br />
Me: "His theorem says I can choose whatever orientation I want."<br />
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Scott: "So that's how you figured out you were gay."<br />
<br />
Me: "Yes. Via Stokes' Theorem."<br />
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Scott: "BAM. Gay joke'd."<br />
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<br />
Fundamentalist Forum Post: "WHY CANT YOU PEOPLE READ THE BIBLE!!!!!!!!!!! IT ANSWERS EVERYTHING, AND IF YOU DONT BELIVE IT U HAVE NO SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"<br />
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Scott: "They also say the gays have no soul. By the logic, you're down TWO souls. You took someone else's soul. Which makes you Satan. Or something. I'm not drunk or stupid enough to follow this logic."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I had forgotten to turn in a huge assignment. Office hours open at three, but my cousin is coming to get this fridge, further delaying my groveling for points."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh shit. Fuck his fridge. Run."<br />
<br />
Me: "Well..."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Run like Stephen Hawking used to."<br />
<br />
Me: "...I can go any time between three and five... wait what?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "My best metaphor today? I think so."<br />
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<br />
<br />
*Playing super smash brothers*<br />
<br />
Pete: "Fight me!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "You have a sword!"<br />
<br />
Pete: "You have pills!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "ONE of those is pointy!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "She had already decided on my arch rival."<br />
<br />
Me: "Arch rival? Was his name... GARY?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "No! It was BLUE!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "How was your day."<br />
<br />
Me: "It was nice.... Small talk feels so awkward."<br />
<br />
Scott: "It is.... Dildo. And we have normality."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Theo: "Are you medically sane to be out with normal people?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Haha of course not!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "It told me that some girl added me to her favorites. So I clicked on her profile name... 'user does not exist.'"<br />
<br />
Me: "OH GOD, that's awful!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Fucking. Life. Just... fuck."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "How many shots did you take?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Yes!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "D'ou viens-tu?"<br />
<br />
Chatrouletter: "La Suisse."<br />
<br />
Scott: "You speak Swiss?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "[My father] grew up in the fifties."<br />
<br />
Scott: "When everything was black and white... or should I say white?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "You've only bought porn once."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Yeah. It was a gift... to my dick."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I'm always tired."<br />
<br />
Jake: "Maybe you're anemic."<br />
<br />
Scott: "No, I'm just fat."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Goddammit, you've gotten yourself in a really deep shithole."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I have a little cottage here, it's quite nice. How're you holding up?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Trevor: "...and the British had designed this bomb to drop on Germany that was almost 22,000 pounds."<br />
<br />
Scott: "That's almost 23,000 pounds!"<br />
<br />
Trevor: "Yeah it... wait... .... but anyway... wait... what?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I am giving a lot of consideration to cutting a few non-vital tendons in my arm to avoid this sale."<br />
<br />
Me: "Do not, under any circumstance, do that!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Non-vital!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Yeah, he's from Canada... ice. That's where he's from."<br />
<br />
Me: "No, but Canada is a different planet!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh shit ice planet... CANADA IS HOTH."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I AM RIDING ON RIMS. ON MY LAWNMOWER. WHO DOES THIS."<br />
<br />
Me: "WAT."<br />
<br />
Scott: "LAWNMOWER DRIFTING FUCK YEAH."<br />
<br />
Me: "THEY SEE ME MOWIN'."<br />
<br />
Scott: "DEY HATIN'."<br />
<br />
Me: "TRYIN' TO CATCH ME RIDIN' SWEATY, DEPRESSED, AND OVERWORKED."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I have to redo part of the yard now. I was laughing too hard to steer."<br />
<br />
Me: "I win at you!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "This is why I love you."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I thought it was for my body.... Man, I almost deadpanned that."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "WHERE ARE THESE NOISES COMING FROM?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Yo belly. Feed it."<br />
<br />
Me: "Those are chimes. Really creepy chimes."<br />
<br />
Scott: "...My tummy assumption still stands. Did you eat chimes? Or some rather tinkly tacos?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I think one of my roommates needs to wake up. And she has a lot of elaborate methods of doing so."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I can giver her a method of waking up. PROTIP: It's rape."<br />
<br />
Me: "Oh God, oatmeal... in my pulmonary tract."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I forget where that is. But I assume the oatmeal's not supposed to be there."<br />
<br />
Me: "Opposite."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh. That's bad. Stop that."<br />
<br />
Me: "It's where air goes. Not oatmeal. Oatmeal is a poor oxygen carrier."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oatmeal is air, right?"<br />
<br />
Me: "Oh my God, why are you not with me right now? Why did we not get drunk together last night? You need to get out of your house."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Get out of my house. And into your van. Van of rape. It's like that song: 'Get out of my dreams and into my car.' But with much more rape. And less Eddie Murphy."<br />
<br />
Me: "You're really rapey today."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Rape's funny."<br />
<br />
Me: "It's the opposite of funny."<br />
<br />
Scott: "What's more fun than crippling emotional trauma that renders you unable to trust another human being for a large portion of your life? And also rapebabies. Man, if I have kids, the world is fucked."<br />
<br />
Me: "Dear God..."<br />
<br />
Scott: "'Uncle Jimmy! We learned a new word today! Dickbitch!' 'Goddammit Scott...'"<br />
<br />
Me: "'Now use it in a sentence.'"<br />
<br />
Scott: "'Uncle Jimmy is a dickbitch.' 'THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT.'"<br />
<br />
Me: "GODDAMMIT. Why am I a blubbering pile of lolz right now?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Because you're drunk and I'm awesome."<br />
<br />
Me: "Oh God, I need to go. I'll talk to you later."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Bye. Stop putting oatmeal in your airhole."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "A stripper bit him."<br />
<br />
Me: "They're venomous."<br />
<br />
Scott: "You have to suck out the poison but that costs ten dollars extra."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I've missed you!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "You're wrong!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "What are you doing?"<br />
<br />
Me: *waving my phone around* "Trying to get reception."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Good luck, most places won't even marry you, HEY!"<br />
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<br />
<br />
Coworker: *tosses out orange peel*<br />
<br />
Scott: "Was it not APPEALING to you?"<br />
<br />
Coworker: "..."<br />
<br />
Scott: "It's a pun motherfucker, laugh."<br />
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<br />
<br />
Scott: "I know exactly what to get you for Christmas when I turn 21."<br />
<br />
Me: "Is it Christmas bourbon?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Actually I was thinking a fine wine."<br />
<br />
Me: "Oh that's thoughtful, how sweet."<br />
<br />
Scott: "That or a stripper. A woman stripper. It'll actually just be a gift to me with your name on it. So it'll be a lie."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "That's like 'Now that I've finished the story, let me go back and tell the story.'"<br />
<br />
Scott: "I do this shit like Star Wars."<br />
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<br />
<br />
Scott: "You love me."<br />
<br />
Pete: "I do."<br />
<br />
Scott: "You're wrong."<br />
<br />
Pete: "You brought it up!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "I lie."<br />
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This kid rocks. He rocks so hard, I made a law for him:<br />
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The Law of Greatest Misery states that as the time since Scott's last failure increases, the probability of failing again approaches 1 and the intensity of said fail also increases. In other words, the more he thinks his luck has changed, the more likely Lady Luck will shaft him with her vibrating dildo of misfortune.<br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LowEndLem&diff=8983LowEndLem2011-01-01T04:49:45Z<p>LowEndLem: </p>
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<div>== LowEndLem ==<br />
A budding alcoholic who somehow found the site on StumbleUpon, he decided after being kicked out of college, he had nothing else to do, so he joined up. Quickly decided IRC was more his thing.<br />
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LowEndLem doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. He is usually found in IRC at night. One of the original MSLT3K members, he'll occasionally join in a [[MSLT3K]] and is no longer doing his LP of Pokemon Sapphire, but I swear, it'll start up anew with Emerald when I get the files back. No lie.<br />
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== Background ==<br />
Fat, lazy, and plays bass. Prefers pizza to most food, except cheeseburgers from a local place.<br />
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Kicked out of two Illinois colleges, which he twistedly considers an achievement.<br />
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<s>Has never, to his eternal shame, never beaten a Mario game. He's currently working on it after the 2010 SNES Challenge had a Super Mario World Challenge.</s> He finally beat Bowser on April 26, 2010. Suck it, Koopa.<br />
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==Appearance==<br />
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[[Image:N831906691_1388362_7930.jpg]]<br />
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== Places Lem Is Banned From == <br />
Gamecrazy<br />
<br> Subway<br />
<br> <s>Play N Trade</s> Nevermind, can go in if Lem has moneys.<br />
<br> Starbucks<br />
<br> Some friend's house<br />
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==Bands Lem Has Been In==<br />
WolfPack - Shitty avant garde band<br />
<br>Course9 - Shitty altrock/emo band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band - Shitty metal band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band Part 2 - Redo!<br />
<br>EmberStone - Metal Band, quit after fistfight with the drummer<br />
<br>Unnamed Cover Band - It's better than another metal band.<br />
<br>Unnamed Altrock band - Jesus Christ, I can't stay away from music. (This was Course9 with no name)<br />
<br>At Mourning's End - Screamo/popmosh band. After extended tryout period, declined the offer. I think they broke up after losing a singer.<br />
<br>Another Unnamed Altrock Band - Holy shit what is this I don't even (This is the same as the other Altrock band. Yes I suck. Fuck you.)<br />
<br> Currently not in a band, subject to change, obviously.<br />
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==Lem's Quote Wall==<br />
<br>Started by a friend of his, it has grown since its' humble origins in 2008. This is the version as of Dec. 31, 2010. Lem's name is Scott, for the record.<br />
<br />
So I have this friend, you see. And he's really fucking angry. At everything. Always. And he's just brimming with great quotes.<br />
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His one liners are good:<br />
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<br />
"I don't listen to shitty music... or black people."<br />
<br />
"Oh please, I'm so insightful when I'm not... you know, being me."<br />
<br />
"What I'm trying to say here is: penis."<br />
<br />
"Hrm, if I had a beard I'd stroke it at this point, but I don't... so I'll just stroke my penis. Hrm..."<br />
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"I've become so accustomed to your disdain it's like candy for me."<br />
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"Quick, someone call Jordan to lift up the couch because that's ALL HE'S FUCKING GOOD FOR."<br />
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"It's a 15-minute porno, you don't need 'endurance,' it's not going to judge you."<br />
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"I blame the... the... gypsies. I haven't blamed them in a while."<br />
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"Let's be nineteenth century gentlemen and buy things just because we can."<br />
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"You know how I know you're gay? Because you took me aside and told me in confidence you were a homosexual."<br />
<br />
"I had a dream, and right before this chick kissed me, I woke up. Not even my subconscious can get laid."<br />
<br />
"You have so many options for fucking. My options for entry: low. We're talking less than one here."<br />
<br />
"This place [work] is so emotionally draining I'm torn between crying and stabbing someone in the soul."<br />
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"I don't have 'friends.' I just have a list of people who hate me less."<br />
<br />
"You know what I'm gonna do someday? I'm gonna buy a shotgun, then come visit you, and cram it down your urethra. Then I'm gonna buy a machine gun and shove it down your throat. Then I'm gonna buy a flamethrower and ram it up your ass. Then I'm gonna wire them all together with a pull string and fire them and nothing will happen because I can't do anything right."<br />
<br />
"Where I once had self-esteem I have only lard."<br />
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"Show me someone who IS fond of me and I'll show you a liar, or someone who wants to borrow money from me, or a liar who wants money, or a dog."<br />
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"I put you [me] as a reference on my application [to Subway]. There's a 40% chance I did not draw a cock next to your name."<br />
<br />
"I amaze myself sometimes... because I'm very easily impressed."<br />
<br />
"I could feel my tits and realize they suck or I could feel yours [Megan's] and get arrested."<br />
<br />
"I'm an acquired taste... like herpes."<br />
<br />
"Those of you who tell me to be myself have no idea what you're in for."<br />
<br />
"You show me a day when I'm not threatening people, I show you a prescription for a metric fuckton of weed and Vicodin... or I'll be asleep... or flying with a flock of muskrats, BECAUSE IT'LL NEVER FUCKING HAPPEN."<br />
<br />
"I have a turgid, cosmic cock EMBEDDED in me at all times."<br />
<br />
"I'm gonna smack you so hard your parents will accept your homosexuality."<br />
<br />
"I have come to a conclusion, and it is: fuck."<br />
<br />
"So I was about to ask if you wanted to go to Culver's after work, and I remembered you're at school. This made me sad."<br />
<br />
"Apparently, you're an 'abomination.' I hate my class. Only I can call you an abomination!"<br />
<br />
"My teacher just asked what kind of gonads we had, and I almost responded with 'the kind with strife.' Please tell me you get that."<br />
<br />
"I demand a medal. Made of Angertonium."<br />
<br />
"And I don't see me getting his email, phone number, twitter, or ANY GODDAMN CONTACT INFO EVER, BECAUSE GOD HATES ME. IF I EVER DID, I WOULD NERDGASM SO HARD, YOU WOULD HEAR IT CLEARLY, AND A CHOIR OF ANGELS WOULD ANNOUNCE IT and I'm done with capslock for the day."<br />
<br />
"So my sister dragged me to a tanning salon, and I have never seen a place in such need of an arson."<br />
<br />
"I AM STRONGLY INDIFFERENT TO ANYTHING WHATSOEVER, EVER."<br />
<br />
"Update the note or I...NEW THREAT INCOMING...will: Rip your intestines from your asshole, cram them back down your throat to your stomach, staple them there, cut open your back, rip out your spine and turn you into a fine purse. Yes I've been working on that one for a while."<br />
<br />
"I will fight you in a dark alley. Go find me an alley. Why don't we have an alley, Goddamnit, all we have is a gangway."<br />
<br />
"Go fetch me a plank. I wish to bonk you with it."<br />
<br />
"I just peed in three different urinals. Don't ask me why. I don't know. I just felt like it had to be done."<br />
<br />
"So it appears that everyone in my family got/is getting laid tonight except me. I'd say I love being me, but that's such a lie not even I can pull it off."<br />
<br />
"Do you know any single girls who like antisocial assholes?"<br />
<br />
"We have to smash. And Mystery Science Theatre. And smash. And stuff. And mock. And verb."<br />
<br />
"I decide to be a good boy and clean up my room today, and go to put away my suit. I open the closet and the shelf falls, crushing my hand and arm. Fuck helping."<br />
<br />
"I think I just got mocked by Charlie Murphy on Q101. He and the morning deejays are talking about porno, and I told them the site they were talking about sucks. He said, 'What kind of life does this guy have to have different levels of porno?'"<br />
<br />
"Get the fuck home, you half-dicked platypus."<br />
<br />
"It wouldn't be a day knowing me unless I dashed the living shit out of your hopes."<br />
<br />
"Why wasn't I a drummer before? This is awesome! I get to hit shit!"<br />
<br />
"Is it wrong that I already have something stupid planned to do at my wedding if I get married? Because I doooooo."<br />
<br />
"I just drop kicked my door. No, it didn't fix it."<br />
<br />
"I was driving home alone one day, because that's how I roll: depressed."<br />
<br />
"Jordan touches less healthy things than you do. Hell, I touch myself... that's not healthy."<br />
<br />
"I'm a full time student... okay that's a lie."<br />
<br />
"I'm only drinking chocolate milk because it denied me twice. Once more and I would've been Christ."<br />
<br />
"Jimmy, it's me. I can do everything I shouldn't and none of what I should."<br />
<br />
"If a Twilight MMO ever gets made, I will start screaming. And I will never EVER stop."<br />
<br />
"I should have been on the speech team; I would have been the best speecher."<br />
<br />
*Playing Wii Golf* "Stroke four... just like my grandpa."<br />
<br />
"The man [Jordan] has the subtlety of a sledgehammer... wielded by Thor... in a china shop."<br />
<br />
"On a scale of 1 to stab, how angry are you with me?"<br />
<br />
"I just tried to apply at K-mart, and when I entered my name, it told me it was looking for more qualified applicants and kicked me off. That just happened."<br />
<br />
"I should probably stop lighting things in my car on fire."<br />
<br />
"I'm gonna send your nuts into the ionosphere."<br />
<br />
"I lead a really really effed up life. With random bursts of failure. And occasionally pizza. It's a buffet! But of suck."<br />
<br />
"It's not depression if I'm hilarious."<br />
<br />
"I'm pretty... in the dark."<br />
<br />
"You wake up on those lonely midnights in a cold sweat because you suddenly realize that I'm still alive."<br />
<br />
"I got turned down for a date today because I am a virgin. These things... they're terrible."<br />
<br />
"Pete goes through wives like I go through Kleenex."<br />
<br />
"I exist on a plane of awkward unknown to most humans."<br />
<br />
"Oh! He beat it like a child called 'it!'"<br />
<br />
"Oh God, this is like 'AIDS: The Game.'"<br />
<br />
"When I hit bottom, I tend to demand a shovel and prove people wrong."<br />
<br />
"I should have stopped doing shots around the time I started doing shots."<br />
<br />
"I aim to please. And always miss."<br />
<br />
"Customers are still in store while it's closed, and not buying. Warehouse solution? PLAY ON THE FORKLIFT!"<br />
<br />
"I hate pregnant women. They act so entitled."<br />
<br />
"If one more person buys a leather couch while it's raining I will set them on fire."<br />
<br />
"My iPod Touch is crashing Safari more than United 93. Explain."<br />
<br />
"This chair I just loaded is so comfy; it's ribbed for my pleasure."<br />
<br />
"I wasn't DRUNK. I'd barely be able to figure out how to open it. I was socially drinking. By myself. In a dark basement. On a weekday."<br />
<br />
"When you have a gay friend, the greeting 'How's your ass?' gains an entirely new meaning."<br />
<br />
"For breakfast, I had two bottles of cherry pop and a small box of Cheez-its. Science should study me and find out how I'm still alive."<br />
<br />
"According to my coworkers, I am: gay, pregnant, disturbed, totally gay, Chunk from the Goonies, evil, seriously gay, man, and gay."<br />
<br />
"Man I'm glad I have such great self-esteem otherwise I'd feel awful about the way I'm treated all the time HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH WAIT."<br />
<br />
"For Halloween, I will be an undersexed, underpaid, and under-appreciated warehouse worker."<br />
<br />
"I think bourbon's a pretty cool guy. He fights sobriety and doesn't afraid of anything."<br />
<br />
"AIDS the game would be boring: get AIDS, hospital hospital hospital hospital rehab DIE. There may be an attempt to lead a normal life but it never works. Because of the AIDS."<br />
<br />
"There's too much blood in my alcohol vessels."<br />
<br />
"Ryan Reynolds is delicious and a comic book nerd. And he's Canadian!"<br />
<br />
"Just got banned from calling myself a 'smooth pimp daddy.' This makes me sad."<br />
<br />
"Things I can't say at work: 'fuck your god,' 'flambé dick,' 'I like setting fires,' and 'I dunno if it's a safety blade. Check.'"<br />
<br />
"Today I got a paid break. Because I didn't get to go on break."<br />
<br />
"I am both impressed and filled with hate at how many versions of Jingle Bell Rock there are."<br />
<br />
"When opening up a box with a razor, I missed. And opened up my finger. Go me."<br />
<br />
"Why is the warehouse so much colder than the rest of the store it's cold and unfair and also cold."<br />
<br />
"OH GOD FAT WOMAN HARD NIPPLES WHY."<br />
<br />
"Just fell into the trash compactor. Have realized compactor is much more fun from the outside."<br />
<br />
"I think I just heard a Porky Pig Christmas carol and I want to punch a child so it will leave my brain forever."<br />
<br />
"I swear to God, if I get hit with another couch I will kill everything ever. This is the worst thing."<br />
<br />
"I'm pretty sure the song 'Baby It's Cold Outside' is about date rape."<br />
<br />
"Guess whose hand just got crushed by a bunk bed? The answer is me. Forever me."<br />
<br />
"Asked girl out at a party I just left. Was denied because I am "nothing like Edward." I swear to God I'm about to ragequit LIFE if this Twilight shit goes on."<br />
<br />
"Tempting fate... 'I trust White Castle didn't fuck up my order.' GUESS WHAT THEY DID GODDAMMIT."<br />
<br />
"Overheard at Moraine: 'Yeah I couldn't do the community service for dealing because I was busy dealing.' Most dedicated dealer ever?"<br />
<br />
"I have come to the conclusion that life is good because of the large amount of hot girls wearing yoga pants."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
But most of his great quotes require context:<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Do I change when I'm drunk?"<br />
<br />
Pete: "You get more talkative."<br />
<br />
Scott: "You turn into a dinosaur."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Pete: "Corona tastes like making out with a Mexican."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Was she eating a lime? Was she drinking Corona? Was she in fact just a bottle of Corona?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "You know it's illegal not to have a rearview mirror."<br />
<br />
Scott: "You know what else is illegal? Mexicans... ... Racist comments come out of me like semen."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "What, Scott? What were you going to say?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Uhh... erm... umm... oh fuck it, you're gay."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I could probably be in this talent show."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Doing what? Eating a cucumber in one bite?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Steve Serio: *rolling a die* "One... beat it."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I'll beat it like my dick at a Hilary Duff concert."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Steve French: "$500 says you don't get close to my sister."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I don't need to get close to use a tranq dart."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Dayton: "How'd you get a 0.5?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "I really like naps?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Megan Fox is bisexual."<br />
<br />
Pete: "You think you have a chance?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "No, but Mr. Chloroform does."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I hate you and all that you stand for, or rather what little you stand for."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I'd stand for more things if I didn't have to stand."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Dayton: "What if he gets a wet dream?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "You can't control wet dreams, but mine never come to fruition anyway."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "You're a marvel of science."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I'd be amazing if I weren't such a failure."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Are you using 'strategy?' Is that in your repertoire?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "'Repertoire' isn't even in my repertoire."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I should be a prostitute, nobody would expect that."<br />
<br />
Scott: "What? Everyone would expect that. I would expect the fuck out of that."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "There's a female Hooters parallel in Wisconsin, it's called the Caddy Shack."<br />
<br />
Scott: "That's not good enough, there needs to be a clever pun on cocks... AND I'M JUST THE MAN FOR THE JOB!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Scott and I used to be really good friends, then we stopped, but now we're cool again, right?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Well yeah, it's kind of hard to be distant with someone who lives ten feet away from you."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: *looking through my iPod* "You don't have The Clash? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU-Oh wait, I'm not searching right."<br />
<br />
Me: "No, I just don't have The Clash."<br />
<br />
Scott: "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "That doesn't work."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Why?"<br />
<br />
Me: "Because it has to obey the laws of gravity."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh. Those."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: *playing Megaman* "Why is there lava?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Someone broke a lava pipe."<br />
<br />
Me: "Why are there lava pipes?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Where else are you going to keep the lava?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Your power of bathos is unfathomable."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I forget what the one is."<br />
<br />
Me: "Taking something really profound and making it really... unprofound."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Yeah, I'm bathostastic."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I'm making a quote wall for you, it's taking a while, this is harder work than I thought."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I should stop being so awesome, but, fuck you."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I'm almost done with your wall."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Hurry the fuck up!"<br />
<br />
Me: "Hang on."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I want to see the only thing I've ever accomplished."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Who should I tag in this note?" (yes this note... he's got quotes as I'm writing his quote wall)<br />
<br />
Scott: "Bitches. Tag the bitches."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
*Playing super smash brothers of course*<br />
<br />
Scott: "The stethoscope is mightier than the sword!"<br />
<br />
Me: "The stethoscope is a terrible choice of weapon!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Not if you're strangling, or listening to someone's heart, what if they have a heart murmur?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "You're so funny you should have a warning label."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Which one though? I think 'Contents Under Pressure' works: 'Hey did you hear abo-' 'SHUT UP.' Then comes the knife rain."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
*playing Super Smash Brothers again*<br />
<br />
Scott: "Well looks like Tingle's dead."<br />
<br />
Me: "What was your first clue?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Probably the death."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
*Sophie begins barking before Scott even enters the room*<br />
<br />
Me: "It's like she knows you're coming."<br />
<br />
Scott: "It's the Fat-Signal!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Why does your life seem to crumble in your hands like a poorly baked cookie?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Because I ate the dough before hand, leaving only sad bits crusted to the rim?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Does anything happy ever happen to you?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Well... in the sense that... ... yeah, fuck it, I'm perpetually dicked with by some cosmic force."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I wish we were 21."<br />
<br />
Me: "I wish we were too."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Then we could solve all our problems by going to a bar and be like people in sitcoms."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Like the sperm of persistence to the egg that is your will power!"<br />
<br />
Me: "That metaphor was kind of a stretch."<br />
<br />
Scott: "You try being funny on command. It's harder than I make it out to be."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I have many wasted talents."<br />
<br />
Me: "Like what?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "...'many' is such a strong word."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "People on my floor love love LOVE not flushing their shit down the toilet."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Well yeah, it's not their problem once it leaves their rectum. Like your one night stands."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I have, somehow, one last deposit from White Castle from last week. It's 200 dollars. What the fuck."<br />
<br />
Me: "So what, it's money."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I'm paranoid. It's White Castle. It has to be poisoned."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Guess what I invoke (it's probably McCampbell's Law)."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Is it a pony? Invoke a pony!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "It has come to my attention that I can think up a lie, use it, and have it be believed in less than a second. I don't know if that's good or bad."<br />
<br />
Me: "That's not just a talent, a moral detriment, or a strategy for selfishness, it is the nature of true political power."<br />
<br />
Scott: "So what you're saying is, I should be President."<br />
<br />
Me: "No, you'd fuck shit up. Stick with being a douchebag."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I'd be an awesome President. Just without charisma, skill, motivation, care, or want."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I think I'm coming home next weekend for homecoming. Coming. As in the opposite of going. Not ejaculation."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Is it bad we have to specify what is innuendo and what is a legitimate word?"<br />
<br />
Me: "No I think we've reached a milestone in our friendship expressly because of it."<br />
<br />
Scott: "We really should not be this weird. Then again, fuck it, let us ride the armored platypi to war!"<br />
<br />
Me: "In the name of Odin the All-Father!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "TO WAR, STRANGE MAMMALS!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Is it legal to have a bromance if I'm gay?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Love transcends all. Except poison. Romeo and Juliet learned that pretty fucking quick."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "How is that historic?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "It took place during history?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Explain to me why there is a test on facebook..."<br />
<br />
Me: "QUANTUMS, that's why."<br />
<br />
Scott: "For 'which 08-09 TP Senior football player are you?' And you can't say quantums."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Hello? Are you there?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh, sorry I pocket-dialed you."<br />
<br />
Me: "Oh I was wondering who all those voices were."<br />
<br />
Scott: "MY BUTT."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "How are you?"<br />
<br />
Me: "Pretty good."<br />
<br />
Scott: "How's class?"<br />
<br />
Me: "Not bad."<br />
<br />
Scott: "...WHY ARE WE MAKING SMALL TALK. We are not built for small talk. We are built for A: lectures on how I need to stop saying 'dildo,' and B: deep philosophical discussions that end in me saying 'dildo.'"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I miss pants."<br />
<br />
Me: "Then put them on."<br />
<br />
Scott: "But then I have to get up."<br />
<br />
Me: "It's a simple equation: you + pants = you with pants."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Even I know that. It's when that fucker 'x' gets involved. He's always fuckin with mah shit. Me: 'Oh I know this one!' X: "Do you, bitch? Look at me; I'm an unknown. You can't do shit till you know me.' Me: 'Fuck this, where's my porn...'"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Fear my power over words. It's... uncanny."<br />
<br />
Me: "Nice use of 'uncanny.'"<br />
<br />
Scott: "I know. It's because I'm so sexy, words form around me like cloth to do something something where the fuck am I going with this."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Because I'm a bastard."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Well, yeah. It's a class requirement for this quest... prick."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "There's a vagina breath mint. I don't know how to respond to that."<br />
<br />
Me: "Now is that a mint that makes your breath smell like vagina or does it make your vagina smell good?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "The latter. Also makes it taste good."<br />
<br />
Me: "Brilliant! Whoever thought of that must have had a terrible string of exgirlfriends."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Actually, because the main ingredient is sugar, they'll probably get a yeast infection."<br />
<br />
Me: "Beergina?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Best thing ever?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "At least you have a good moral compass; that's good."<br />
<br />
Scott: "It's not so much a compass as a slingshot."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Have you ever been lucky, ever?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "I once...um...this one time...yeah, no. OH WAIT! I did find some quarters in my car. And then the electrical system broke."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Your misery always makes my day."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I provide many services that help nothing!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Go to YouTube and put in Gay Anal Robot."<br />
<br />
Me: "No I hate that."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh come on, you do not hate two of those three things."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "My iPod broke earlier. Guess what fixed it? Hitting the shit out of it as it tried to start up. You were right. Violence really does solve everything."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I always am. Except when I'm really obviously wrong."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: *looking at a banana in Borders* "Banana cars wouldn't work."<br />
<br />
Scott: "How would you get in?"<br />
<br />
Me: "Where's the banana engine?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Though, it's quite appealing."<br />
<br />
...<br />
<br />
Me: "How did we both miss that pun?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Get the fuck home you half-dicked platypus."<br />
<br />
Me: "You're mean."<br />
<br />
Scott: "But the anger means I love you."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I got cookies!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "I got depression!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "The large one has come to a conclusion!"<br />
<br />
Me: "And he decrees..."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh, I never said I knew what it was. I just said I came to one. To be continued, and such."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Your whole point is phallus... wait, I mean-"<br />
<br />
Me: "FREUD'D!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "You've got the right idea."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Always do."<br />
<br />
Me: "Except when your idea is clearly and utterly wrong."<br />
<br />
Scott: "One time! Once! It's not my fault the orphans were allergic to dogs."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "It's DA BEAST Y BOYS!"<br />
<br />
Me: "I hate you."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Provided I ever get married, I'm playing that at my wedding. You and your boyfriend can titter in the corner. After which I will... *sigh*... play The Killers."<br />
<br />
Me: "...I love you now."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I hate it. BUT. I'm willing to do it, provided..."<br />
<br />
Me: "Uh oh."<br />
<br />
Scott: "You say 'dong' in your best man speech. Those are my terms."<br />
<br />
Me: "Agreed."<br />
<br />
Scott: "God, you're a fool."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Kaylee: "Where have you people been my whole life?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Alone in my room."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Mazel tov!"<br />
<br />
Kaylee: "L'chaim!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Jew words!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I have your movies."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Which ones?""<br />
<br />
Me: "Umm, Idle Hands and Sla-"<br />
<br />
Scott: "They were stolen."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Pete: "What are you [me] doing in New Orleans?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "He's going to make fun of the Katrina victims: 'Guess where I live? Dry land!'"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "So who has fun college stories?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "I do, I do- OH WAIT."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Jordan: "I washed these hands."<br />
<br />
Scott: "That doesn't make them any less molesty."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Twilight Character: "It was jet black and on all fours it was still taller than a person."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Thank you for talking about my penis."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Well, you're stupid."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Yeah, well, parts of heartland America oppose you and your lifestyle."<br />
<br />
Me: "Who cares, most of the rest of the world does too."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Your morals are bad and you should feel bad or something; I forget whatever point I may or may not have had. Also, cocks."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I'm gonna need your help tomorrow."<br />
<br />
Me: "Guh, with what?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Well, not tomorrow."<br />
<br />
Me: "..."<br />
<br />
Scott: "In the next month or so. I just wanted you to respond fast."<br />
<br />
Me: "That was incredibly misleading."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I know."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Update the note!"<br />
<br />
Me: "Oh yes, that's what I wanted to do today."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Do it now."<br />
<br />
Me: "I will in a bit, here, now calm your tits."<br />
<br />
Scott: "No. My tits remain engraged. Im not correcting that."<br />
<br />
Me: "I can't tell if you misspelled 'enraged' or 'engorged.'"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Exactly."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I'm going to find George Stokes and shove his theorem down his urethra."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I think you mean 'up.'"<br />
<br />
Me: "His theorem says I can choose whatever orientation I want."<br />
<br />
Scott: "So that's how you figured out you were gay."<br />
<br />
Me: "Yes. Via Stokes' Theorem."<br />
<br />
Scott: "BAM. Gay joke'd."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Fundamentalist Forum Post: "WHY CANT YOU PEOPLE READ THE BIBLE!!!!!!!!!!! IT ANSWERS EVERYTHING, AND IF YOU DONT BELIVE IT U HAVE NO SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "They also say the gays have no soul. By the logic, you're down TWO souls. You took someone else's soul. Which makes you Satan. Or something. I'm not drunk or stupid enough to follow this logic."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I had forgotten to turn in a huge assignment. Office hours open at three, but my cousin is coming to get this fridge, further delaying my groveling for points."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh shit. Fuck his fridge. Run."<br />
<br />
Me: "Well..."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Run like Stephen Hawking used to."<br />
<br />
Me: "...I can go any time between three and five... wait what?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "My best metaphor today? I think so."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
*Playing super smash brothers*<br />
<br />
Pete: "Fight me!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "You have a sword!"<br />
<br />
Pete: "You have pills!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "ONE of those is pointy!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "She had already decided on my arch rival."<br />
<br />
Me: "Arch rival? Was his name... GARY?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "No! It was BLUE!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "How was your day."<br />
<br />
Me: "It was nice.... Small talk feels so awkward."<br />
<br />
Scott: "It is.... Dildo. And we have normality."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Theo: "Are you medically sane to be out with normal people?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Haha of course not!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "It told me that some girl added me to her favorites. So I clicked on her profile name... 'user does not exist.'"<br />
<br />
Me: "OH GOD, that's awful!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Fucking. Life. Just... fuck."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "How many shots did you take?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Yes!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "D'ou viens-tu?"<br />
<br />
Chatrouletter: "La Suisse."<br />
<br />
Scott: "You speak Swiss?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "[My father] grew up in the fifties."<br />
<br />
Scott: "When everything was black and white... or should I say white?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "You've only bought porn once."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Yeah. It was a gift... to my dick."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I'm always tired."<br />
<br />
Jake: "Maybe you're anemic."<br />
<br />
Scott: "No, I'm just fat."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "Goddammit, you've gotten yourself in a really deep shithole."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I have a little cottage here, it's quite nice. How're you holding up?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Trevor: "...and the British had designed this bomb to drop on Germany that was almost 22,000 pounds."<br />
<br />
Scott: "That's almost 23,000 pounds!"<br />
<br />
Trevor: "Yeah it... wait... .... but anyway... wait... what?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I am giving a lot of consideration to cutting a few non-vital tendons in my arm to avoid this sale."<br />
<br />
Me: "Do not, under any circumstance, do that!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Non-vital!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "Yeah, he's from Canada... ice. That's where he's from."<br />
<br />
Me: "No, but Canada is a different planet!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh shit ice planet... CANADA IS HOTH."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I AM RIDING ON RIMS. ON MY LAWNMOWER. WHO DOES THIS."<br />
<br />
Me: "WAT."<br />
<br />
Scott: "LAWNMOWER DRIFTING FUCK YEAH."<br />
<br />
Me: "THEY SEE ME MOWIN'."<br />
<br />
Scott: "DEY HATIN'."<br />
<br />
Me: "TRYIN' TO CATCH ME RIDIN' SWEATY, DEPRESSED, AND OVERWORKED."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I have to redo part of the yard now. I was laughing too hard to steer."<br />
<br />
Me: "I win at you!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "This is why I love you."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I thought it was for my body.... Man, I almost deadpanned that."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "WHERE ARE THESE NOISES COMING FROM?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Yo belly. Feed it."<br />
<br />
Me: "Those are chimes. Really creepy chimes."<br />
<br />
Scott: "...My tummy assumption still stands. Did you eat chimes? Or some rather tinkly tacos?"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I think one of my roommates needs to wake up. And she has a lot of elaborate methods of doing so."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I can giver her a method of waking up. PROTIP: It's rape."<br />
<br />
Me: "Oh God, oatmeal... in my pulmonary tract."<br />
<br />
Scott: "I forget where that is. But I assume the oatmeal's not supposed to be there."<br />
<br />
Me: "Opposite."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oh. That's bad. Stop that."<br />
<br />
Me: "It's where air goes. Not oatmeal. Oatmeal is a poor oxygen carrier."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Oatmeal is air, right?"<br />
<br />
Me: "Oh my God, why are you not with me right now? Why did we not get drunk together last night? You need to get out of your house."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Get out of my house. And into your van. Van of rape. It's like that song: 'Get out of my dreams and into my car.' But with much more rape. And less Eddie Murphy."<br />
<br />
Me: "You're really rapey today."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Rape's funny."<br />
<br />
Me: "It's the opposite of funny."<br />
<br />
Scott: "What's more fun than crippling emotional trauma that renders you unable to trust another human being for a large portion of your life? And also rapebabies. Man, if I have kids, the world is fucked."<br />
<br />
Me: "Dear God..."<br />
<br />
Scott: "'Uncle Jimmy! We learned a new word today! Dickbitch!' 'Goddammit Scott...'"<br />
<br />
Me: "'Now use it in a sentence.'"<br />
<br />
Scott: "'Uncle Jimmy is a dickbitch.' 'THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT.'"<br />
<br />
Me: "GODDAMMIT. Why am I a blubbering pile of lolz right now?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Because you're drunk and I'm awesome."<br />
<br />
Me: "Oh God, I need to go. I'll talk to you later."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Bye. Stop putting oatmeal in your airhole."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "A stripper bit him."<br />
<br />
Me: "They're venomous."<br />
<br />
Scott: "You have to suck out the poison but that costs ten dollars extra."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "I've missed you!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "You're wrong!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "What are you doing?"<br />
<br />
Me: *waving my phone around* "Trying to get reception."<br />
<br />
Scott: "Good luck, most places won't even marry you, HEY!"<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Coworker: *tosses out orange peel*<br />
<br />
Scott: "Was it not APPEALING to you?"<br />
<br />
Coworker: "..."<br />
<br />
Scott: "It's a pun motherfucker, laugh."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "I know exactly what to get you for Christmas when I turn 21."<br />
<br />
Me: "Is it Christmas bourbon?"<br />
<br />
Scott: "Actually I was thinking a fine wine."<br />
<br />
Me: "Oh that's thoughtful, how sweet."<br />
<br />
Scott: "That or a stripper. A woman stripper. It'll actually just be a gift to me with your name on it. So it'll be a lie."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Me: "That's like 'Now that I've finished the story, let me go back and tell the story.'"<br />
<br />
Scott: "I do this shit like Star Wars."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Scott: "You love me."<br />
<br />
Pete: "I do."<br />
<br />
Scott: "You're wrong."<br />
<br />
Pete: "You brought it up!"<br />
<br />
Scott: "I lie."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
This kid rocks. He rocks so hard, I made a law for him:<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
The Law of Greatest Misery states that as the time since Scott's last failure increases, the probability of failing again approaches 1 and the intensity of said fail also increases. In other words, the more he thinks his luck has changed, the more likely Lady Luck will shaft him with her vibrating dildo of misfortune.<br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=XBox_Live_Gamertags&diff=8683XBox Live Gamertags2010-11-01T13:25:32Z<p>LowEndLem: </p>
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<div>* [[anorexorcist]]: ryan1196 <br />
* [[Char Aznable]]: General Disasta<br />
* [[Chunx]]: Shagnarok<br />
* [[Greg the White]]: Pennsylvanian<br />
* [[homefry25]]: Bongreapage1983<br />
* [[JEW]]: flyinjew<br />
* [[Knyte]]: TheKnyte<br />
* [[LowEndLem]]: LowEndLem<br />
* [[Mr. Bomberman]]: HazNobody<br />
* [[mtgrnwdstar]]: ChiSoxFan913<br />
* [[PhreQuencYViii]]: PhreQuencY8<br />
* [[Rycona]]: Rycona (Silver Account)<br />
* [[scamrock]]: Scamrock <br />
* [[Shut up, Dorn]]: Admiral Burr<br />
* [[Syd Lexia]]: Syd Lexia<br />
* [[Thunderhorse]]: TyrantRave526<br />
* [[username]]: magicaccount<br />
* [[Necrosaro]]: NecDW4<br />
* [[TARDISman]]: TARDISman85<br />
* [[Ross Rifle]]: rossrifle5150<br />
* [[Skinr]]: Skinr<br />
[[Category:The Forums]]<br />
[[Category:Lists]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Aika&diff=8630Aika2010-10-08T14:36:48Z<p>LowEndLem: </p>
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<div>[[Image:Aika post.jpg|thumb|right|I'm in ur forumz derailing ur threadz.]]<br />
<br />
Aika is a member of the SydLexia forums. She is currently the only regular female poster, which makes her the butt of a lot of jokes (proving once again why she is the only female poster). <s>As she no longer appears in the forums, she has been replaced by SoldierHawk.</s> Nevermind, she's back in the IRC, and SH is still on the forums.<br />
<br />
Ever since she posted pictures of herself male forum members have been hitting on her in a futile attempt at finally getting laid by a hot gamer chick. This kind of behavior can lead to the complete [[Thread Derailing|derailing]] of any thread she appears in. Not to mention the fact that a bunch of forumers emailed her pictures of their schlongs without her even asking. Seriously, what the cleavage-fucking Christ? This is why hot chicks don't get involved with message boards!<br />
<br />
<br />
== Professional ==<br />
<br />
=== Arm Wrestling ===<br />
Aika is a professional arm wrestler. While she is currently not the champion of her division, she has been making strides towards the top of her group. Analysts believe that she will be a top contender in the 2009-2010 season and barring any injuries are betting the proverbial farm on it. She recently defeated Mask X. [[And then she came]].<br />
<br />
== Personal ==<br />
<br />
Aika is a 22-year-old college student majoring in International Studies (w/ specialization in East Asia) while also pursuing TESOL certification. She also studied Japanese in college, and now knows enough to hold a (mildly coherent) conversation. She also assists the Japanese professor at her university by functioning as the professor's teaching assistant (TA). She's hoping to graduate college next spring, but who knows. She was recently asked out by a smokin' hot Japanese guy, and has accepted, and thus is no longer single. Send pictures of your schlong at your own risk.<br />
<br />
== Video Games ==<br />
<br />
A huge gamer, Aika has fond memories as a child of staying up late and watching her father play [[RPG|RPGs]] on the SNES. Some of her favorite games include:<br />
* Final Fantasy VI, XII, &amp; Tactics<br />
* Shadow Hearts<br />
* Shadow of the Colossus<br />
* Sims 2 (fuck you, I'm a girl)<br />
* Tomb Raider: Legend<br />
<br />
== Legend of the Emailed Penis Pictures ==<br />
Legend has it that several members of the SydLexia.com forums sent Aika pictures of their private regions. The number of forumers who sent their pictures has not been confirmed and neither has the names of those people.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== Trivia ==<br />
<br />
* Aika is fucking hot goddammit. Don't hate.<br />
* She loves the colors red, purple, silver, and black.<br />
* She also adores eating cherries.<br />
* Aika has a huge crush on someone on the forum. No, it's probably not you. Unless of course your name is [[Ross Rifle]]. [[Image:Iamnotsleepingwithross.png]]<br />
* She is deathly afraid of spiders and heights.<br />
* Teaching assistants have rough, oiled up sex with the entire class.<br />
<br />
[[Category:Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K&diff=8471MSLT3K2010-08-08T01:15:40Z<p>LowEndLem: </p>
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<div>'''MSLT3K''', or '''Mystery SydLexia Theater 3000''' is a pet project of [[Nekkoru]], [[Fernin]], [[LowEndLem]] and a few other people from the IRC channel. Basically, we find a movie on Youtube, we watch it and provide insightful commentary during the course of the movie, just like in MST3K.<br />
<br />
==Teh Peoples==<br />
This list will almost certainly change.<br />
<br />
*[[Nekkoru]]<br />
*[[Fernin]]<br />
*[[LowEndLem]] AKA Lemmo<br />
*[[Anorexorcist]]<br />
*[[Dignant]]<br />
*[[Rycona]]<br />
*[[Chile Guy]]<br />
*[[Captain_Pollution| Dude_Love/FigNewton/PepsiHiding/Tofurkey/Figofsydlexia]]<br />
*[[TheThunderThief]]<br />
*[[Optimist_With_Doubts]]<br />
*[[AtmanRyu]]<br />
*[[Valdronius]]<br />
*[[Lottel]]<br />
*[[Ghandi]]<br />
*[[TARDISman]]<br />
*[[Not Sure]]<br />
*[[UsaSatsui]]<br />
*[[pineapple]]<br />
*[[SpraCoalee]]<br />
*[[Hacker]] AKA Mr_Scotty <br />
*[[Neutral Bob]]<br />
*[[Crazy_Bastard]]<br />
*[[Chivesy]]<br />
*[[Klimbatize]]<br />
*[[Drew_Linky]]<br />
*[[Cameron]]<br />
*[[BlazingGlory]]<br />
<br />
==Movies watched==<br />
<ol><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/1|Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and LowEndLem on August 14, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/2|Where the Buffalo Roam]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and Anorexorcist on August 16, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/3|A Night at the Opera]] - with Dignant, Fernin and LowEndLem August 21, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/4|Trigun, Episode 1: The $$60 Billion Man]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Rycona on August 23, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/5|Clerks 2]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Chile Guy on September 1, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/6|Bananaz]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Dude_Love on September 24, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/7|Ed Wood]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Dude_Love on September 27, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/8|House on Haunted Hill]] - with Fernin, Dude_Love, and LowEndLem on October 1, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/9|Day of the Wacko]] - with Nekkoru, FigNewton, and TheThunderThief on October 21, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/10|12 Angry Men]] - with Fernin, PepsiHiding, and TheThunderThief on October 22, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/11|Garfield's Halloween Adventure]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Vald, Optimist_Prime and Anorexorcist. Temporarily featuring Lemmo and AtmanRyu on October 31, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/12|Creepshow]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Vald, and Optimist_Prime on October 31, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/13|Twilight Zone: Shadow Play]] - with Fernin, Anorexorcist, Lottel, and Ghandi on November 10, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/14|Flight of Dragons]] - with Fernin, Tofurkey, Not Sure, and TARDISman on January 4, 2010</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/15|Watership Down]] - with Fernin, Tofurkey, Not Sure, UsaSatsui, and pineapple. Temporarily featuring SpraCoalee on January 5, 2010</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/16|Pump Up the Volume]] - with Figofsydlexia, Mr_Scotty, and Rycona. Currently unfinished, parts 1-4 viewed on January 25, 2010</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/17|One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Not_Sure, Mr_Scotty, and Neutral_Bob on February 4, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/18|Noises Off]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Mr_Scotty, and TARDISman on February 6, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/19|Yellow Submarine]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, TARDISman, and TheThunderThief on February 7, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/20|The Shining]] - with Fernin, Rycona, Not Sure, Mr_Scotty, and LowEndLem on February 8, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/21|The Producers, original version]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Not Sure, and TARDISman on February 10, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/22|This is Spinal Tap]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Mr_Scotty and TheThunderThief on February 11, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/23|Chrono Trigger OVA]] - with Fernin, TARDISman, Ghandi, and LowEndLem on February 14, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/24|UHF]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Not Sure, Mr_Scotty, TARDISman, and Crazy_Bastard on February 16, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/25|A Knight's Tale]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, UsaSatsui, Lottel, TARDISman, and Mr_Scotty on February 23, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/26|Across the Universe]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Chivesy, and Mr_Scotty on March 4, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/27|Animal House]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Chivesy, and TARDISman on March 9, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/28|Good Burger]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Chivesy, TheThunderThief, Crazy_Bastard, and Mr_Scotty on March 10, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/29|Turtles Forever]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Not Sure, and UsaSatsui on March 15, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/30|Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory]] - with Fernin, Klimbatize, Mr_Scotty, Crazy_Bastard, and Drew_Linky on June 6th, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/31|November Rain, Don't Cry, and Estranged]] - With FigNewton, CamWin, and LowEndLem on June 10th, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/32|Clone Wars]] - with Fernin, TARDISman, and TheThunderThief on June 28th, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/33|The Secret of NIMH]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, BlazingGlory, TARDISman, Drew_Linky, and temporarily featuring LowEndLem on July 9th, 2010.</li><br />
</ol><br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category: SydLexia.com IRC Channel]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LowEndLem&diff=8439LowEndLem2010-08-03T06:54:03Z<p>LowEndLem: </p>
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<div>== LowEndLem ==<br />
A budding alcoholic who somehow found the site on StumbleUpon, he decided after being kicked out of college, he had nothing else to do, so he joined up. Quickly decided IRC was more his thing.<br />
<br />
LowEndLem doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. He is usually found in IRC at night. One of the original MSLT3K members, he'll occasionally join in a [[MSLT3K]] and is no longer doing his LP of Pokemon Sapphire, but I swear, it'll start up anew with Emerald when I get the files back. No lie.<br />
<br />
== Background ==<br />
Fat, lazy, and plays bass. Prefers pizza to most food, except cheeseburgers from a local place.<br />
<br />
Kicked out of two Illinois colleges, which he twistedly considers an achievement.<br />
<br />
<s>Has never, to his eternal shame, never beaten a Mario game. He's currently working on it after the 2010 SNES Challenge had a Super Mario World Challenge.</s> He finally beat Bowser on April 26, 2010. Suck it, Koopa.<br />
<br />
==Appearance==<br />
<br />
[[Image:N831906691_1388362_7930.jpg]]<br />
<br />
== Places Lem Is Banned From == <br />
Gamecrazy<br />
<br> Subway<br />
<br> <s>Play N Trade</s> Nevermind, can go in if Lem has moneys.<br />
<br> Starbucks<br />
<br> Some friend's house<br />
<br />
==Bands Lem Has Been In==<br />
WolfPack - Shitty avant garde band<br />
<br>Course9 - Shitty altrock/emo band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band - Shitty metal band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band Part 2 - Redo!<br />
<br>EmberStone - Metal Band, quit after fistfight with the drummer<br />
<br>Unnamed Cover Band - It's better than another metal band.<br />
<br>Unnamed Altrock band - Jesus Christ, I can't stay away from music. (This was Course9 with no name)<br />
<br>At Mourning's End - Screamo/popmosh band. After extended tryout period, declined the offer. I think they broke up after losing a singer.<br />
<br>Another Unnamed Altrock Band - Holy shit what is this I don't even (This is the same as the other Altrock band. Yes I suck. Fuck you.)<br />
<br> Currently not in a band, subject to change, obviously.<br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LowEndLem&diff=8438LowEndLem2010-08-03T06:47:26Z<p>LowEndLem: /* Bands Lem Has Been In */</p>
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<div>== LowEndLem ==<br />
This is the story of LowEndLem. Basically an idiot, he Stumbled Upon the SydLexia.com website and it went downhill from there. He joined the forums in March 2009 after realizing that he didn't spend enough time on his computer talking to people he's never met. He has since remedied this to a larger extent by joining the IRC channel. LowEndLem doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. He is usually found in IRC at night. One of the original MSLT3K members, he'll occasionally join in a [[MSLT3K]] and is no longer doing his LP of Pokemon Sapphire, but I swear, it'll start up anew with Emerald when I get the files back. No lie.<br />
<br />
== Background ==<br />
Fat, lazy, and plays bass. Prefers pizza to most food, except cheeseburgers from a local place.<br />
<br />
Kicked out of two Illinois colleges, which he twistedly considers an achievement.<br />
<br />
<s>Has never, to his eternal shame, never beaten a Mario game. He's currently working on it after the 2010 SNES Challenge had a Super Mario World Challenge.</s> He finally beat Bowser on April 26, 2010. Suck it, Koopa.<br />
<br />
==Appearance==<br />
<br />
[[Image:N831906691_1388362_7930.jpg]]<br />
<br />
== Places Lem Is Banned From == <br />
Gamecrazy<br />
<br> Subway<br />
<br> <s>Play N Trade</s> Nevermind, can go in if Lem has moneys.<br />
<br> Starbucks<br />
<br> Some friend's house<br />
<br />
==Bands Lem Has Been In==<br />
WolfPack - Shitty avant garde band<br />
<br>Course9 - Shitty altrock/emo band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band - Shitty metal band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band Part 2 - Redo!<br />
<br>EmberStone - Metal Band, quit after fistfight with the drummer<br />
<br>Unnamed Cover Band - It's better than another metal band.<br />
<br>Unnamed Altrock band - Jesus Christ, I can't stay away from music. (This was Course9 with no name)<br />
<br>At Mourning's End - Screamo/popmosh band. After extended tryout period, declined the offer. I think they broke up after losing a singer.<br />
<br>Another Unnamed Altrock Band - Holy shit what is this I don't even (This is the same as the other Altrock band. Yes I suck. Fuck you.)<br />
<br> Currently not in a band, subject to change, obviously.<br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LowEndLem&diff=8437LowEndLem2010-08-03T06:46:32Z<p>LowEndLem: </p>
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<div>== LowEndLem ==<br />
This is the story of LowEndLem. Basically an idiot, he Stumbled Upon the SydLexia.com website and it went downhill from there. He joined the forums in March 2009 after realizing that he didn't spend enough time on his computer talking to people he's never met. He has since remedied this to a larger extent by joining the IRC channel. LowEndLem doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. He is usually found in IRC at night. One of the original MSLT3K members, he'll occasionally join in a [[MSLT3K]] and is no longer doing his LP of Pokemon Sapphire, but I swear, it'll start up anew with Emerald when I get the files back. No lie.<br />
<br />
== Background ==<br />
Fat, lazy, and plays bass. Prefers pizza to most food, except cheeseburgers from a local place.<br />
<br />
Kicked out of two Illinois colleges, which he twistedly considers an achievement.<br />
<br />
<s>Has never, to his eternal shame, never beaten a Mario game. He's currently working on it after the 2010 SNES Challenge had a Super Mario World Challenge.</s> He finally beat Bowser on April 26, 2010. Suck it, Koopa.<br />
<br />
==Appearance==<br />
<br />
[[Image:N831906691_1388362_7930.jpg]]<br />
<br />
== Places Lem Is Banned From == <br />
Gamecrazy<br />
<br> Subway<br />
<br> <s>Play N Trade</s> Nevermind, can go in if Lem has moneys.<br />
<br> Starbucks<br />
<br> Some friend's house<br />
<br />
==Bands Lem Has Been In==<br />
WolfPack - Shitty avant garde band<br />
<br>Course9 - Shitty altrock/emo band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band - Shitty metal band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band Part 2 - Redo!<br />
<br>EmberStone - Metal Band, quit after fistfight with the drummer<br />
<br>Unnamed Cover Band - It's better than another metal band.<br />
<br>Unnamed Altrock band - Jesus Christ, I can't stay away from music. (This was Course9 with no name)<br />
<br>At Mourning's End - Screamo/popmosh band. Has since been replaced.<br />
<br>Another Unnamed Altrock Band - Holy shit what is this I don't even (This is the same as the other Altrock band. Yes I suck. Fuck you.)<br />
<br> Currently not in a band, subject to change, obviously.<br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Mass_Effect&diff=8414Mass Effect2010-07-23T06:35:01Z<p>LowEndLem: </p>
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<div>This is a space based sci-fi [[RPG]] by [[Bioware]].<br />
<br />
* Is [[LowEndLem]]'s favorite game, hands down.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Gay Space Game ==<br />
It has forever been named the [[Gay Space Game]] by a friend of [[Greeneyedzeke]] &amp; [[GPFontaine]]. This title is a bit of a misnomer as the game itself may or may not be gay. The name was created when this &quot;friend&quot; got mad at Greeneyedzeke for not playing [[Call of Duty 4]].<br />
<br />
A common example of usage: &quot;Greeneyedzeke, stop playing the fucking Gay Space Game and turn on Call of Duty!&quot;<br />
<br />
[[Category:Video Games]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LowEndLem&diff=8368LowEndLem2010-06-29T07:41:05Z<p>LowEndLem: /* LowEndLem */</p>
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<div>== LowEndLem ==<br />
This is the story of LowEndLem. Basically an idiot, he Stumbled Upon the SydLexia.com website and it went downhill from there. He joined the forums in March 2009 after realizing that he didn't spend enough time on his computer talking to people he's never met. He has since remedied this to a larger extent by joining the IRC channel. LowEndLem doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. He is usually found in IRC at night. One of the original MSLT3K members, he'll occasionally join in a [[MSLT3K]] and is no longer doing his LP of Pokemon Sapphire, but I swear, it'll start up anew with Emerald when I get the files back. No lie.<br />
<br />
== Background ==<br />
Fat, lazy, and plays bass. Prefers pizza to most food, except cheeseburgers from a local place.<br />
<br />
Kicked out of two Illinois colleges, which he twistedly considers an achievement.<br />
<br />
<s>Has never, to his eternal shame, never beaten a Mario game. He's currently working on it after the 2010 SNES Challenge had a Super Mario World Challenge.</s> He finally beat Bowser on April 26, 2010. Suck it, Koopa.<br />
<br />
==Appearance==<br />
<br />
[[Image:N831906691_1388362_7930.jpg]]<br />
<br />
== Places Lem Is Banned From == <br />
Gamecrazy<br />
<br> Subway<br />
<br> <s>Play N Trade</s> Nevermind, can go in if Lem has moneys.<br />
<br> Starbucks<br />
<br> Some friend's house<br />
<br />
==Bands Lem Has Been In==<br />
WolfPack - Shitty avant garde band<br />
<br>Course9 - Shitty altrock/emo band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band - Shitty metal band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band Part 2 - Redo!<br />
<br>EmberStone - Metal Band, quit after fistfight with the drummer<br />
<br>Unnamed Cover Band - It's better than another metal band.<br />
<br>Unnamed Altrock band - Jesus Christ, I can't stay away from music.<br />
<br>At Mourning's End - Screamo/popmosh band. Has since been replaced.<br />
<br>Another Unnamed Altrock Band - Holy shit what is this I don't even<br />
<br> Currently not in a band, subject to change, obviously.<br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LowEndLem&diff=8367LowEndLem2010-06-29T07:40:19Z<p>LowEndLem: /* LowEndLem */</p>
<hr />
<div>== LowEndLem ==<br />
This is the story of LowEndLem. Basically an idiot, he Stumbled Upon the SydLexia.com website and it went downhill from there. He joined the forums in March 2009 after realizing that he didn't spend enough time on his computer talking to people he's never met. He has since remedied this to a larger extent by joining the IRC channel. LowEndLem doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. He is usually found in IRC at night. One of the original MSLT3K members, he'll occasionally join in a [[MSLT3K]] and is <s>currently doing a Let's Play of Pokemon Sapphire.<s> no longer doing an LP, having never taken the files off his flash drive, and lost said drive. When I get another set of files, I'll restart it with Emerald, I swear.<br />
<br />
== Background ==<br />
Fat, lazy, and plays bass. Prefers pizza to most food, except cheeseburgers from a local place.<br />
<br />
Kicked out of two Illinois colleges, which he twistedly considers an achievement.<br />
<br />
<s>Has never, to his eternal shame, never beaten a Mario game. He's currently working on it after the 2010 SNES Challenge had a Super Mario World Challenge.</s> He finally beat Bowser on April 26, 2010. Suck it, Koopa.<br />
<br />
==Appearance==<br />
<br />
[[Image:N831906691_1388362_7930.jpg]]<br />
<br />
== Places Lem Is Banned From == <br />
Gamecrazy<br />
<br> Subway<br />
<br> <s>Play N Trade</s> Nevermind, can go in if Lem has moneys.<br />
<br> Starbucks<br />
<br> Some friend's house<br />
<br />
==Bands Lem Has Been In==<br />
WolfPack - Shitty avant garde band<br />
<br>Course9 - Shitty altrock/emo band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band - Shitty metal band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band Part 2 - Redo!<br />
<br>EmberStone - Metal Band, quit after fistfight with the drummer<br />
<br>Unnamed Cover Band - It's better than another metal band.<br />
<br>Unnamed Altrock band - Jesus Christ, I can't stay away from music.<br />
<br>At Mourning's End - Screamo/popmosh band. Has since been replaced.<br />
<br>Another Unnamed Altrock Band - Holy shit what is this I don't even<br />
<br> Currently not in a band, subject to change, obviously.<br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LowEndLem&diff=8366LowEndLem2010-06-29T07:40:01Z<p>LowEndLem: /* LowEndLem */</p>
<hr />
<div>== LowEndLem ==<br />
This is the story of LowEndLem. Basically an idiot, he Stumbled Upon the SydLexia.com website and it went downhill from there. He joined the forums in March 2009 after realizing that he didn't spend enough time on his computer talking to people he's never met. He has since remedied this to a larger extent by joining the IRC channel. LowEndLem doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. He is usually found in IRC at night. One of the original MSLT3K members, he'll occasionally join in a [[MSLT3K]] and is <s>currently doing a Let's Play of Pokemon Sapphire.<s>no longer doing an LP, having never taken the files off his flash drive, and lost said drive. When I get another set of files, I'll restart it with Emerald, I swear.<br />
<br />
== Background ==<br />
Fat, lazy, and plays bass. Prefers pizza to most food, except cheeseburgers from a local place.<br />
<br />
Kicked out of two Illinois colleges, which he twistedly considers an achievement.<br />
<br />
<s>Has never, to his eternal shame, never beaten a Mario game. He's currently working on it after the 2010 SNES Challenge had a Super Mario World Challenge.</s> He finally beat Bowser on April 26, 2010. Suck it, Koopa.<br />
<br />
==Appearance==<br />
<br />
[[Image:N831906691_1388362_7930.jpg]]<br />
<br />
== Places Lem Is Banned From == <br />
Gamecrazy<br />
<br> Subway<br />
<br> <s>Play N Trade</s> Nevermind, can go in if Lem has moneys.<br />
<br> Starbucks<br />
<br> Some friend's house<br />
<br />
==Bands Lem Has Been In==<br />
WolfPack - Shitty avant garde band<br />
<br>Course9 - Shitty altrock/emo band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band - Shitty metal band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band Part 2 - Redo!<br />
<br>EmberStone - Metal Band, quit after fistfight with the drummer<br />
<br>Unnamed Cover Band - It's better than another metal band.<br />
<br>Unnamed Altrock band - Jesus Christ, I can't stay away from music.<br />
<br>At Mourning's End - Screamo/popmosh band. Has since been replaced.<br />
<br>Another Unnamed Altrock Band - Holy shit what is this I don't even<br />
<br> Currently not in a band, subject to change, obviously.<br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K&diff=8315MSLT3K2010-06-17T03:09:06Z<p>LowEndLem: /* Teh Peoples */</p>
<hr />
<div>'''MSLT3K''', or '''Mystery SydLexia Theater 3000''' is a pet project of [[Nekkoru]], [[Fernin]], [[LowEndLem]] and a few other people from the IRC channel. Basically, we find a movie on Youtube, we watch it and provide insightful commentary during the course of the movie, just like in MST3K.<br />
<br />
==Teh Peoples==<br />
This list will almost certainly change.<br />
<br />
*[[Nekkoru]]<br />
*[[Fernin]]<br />
*[[LowEndLem]] AKA Lemmo<br />
*[[Anorexorcist]]<br />
*[[Dignant]]<br />
*[[Rycona]]<br />
*[[Chile Guy]]<br />
*[[Captain_Pollution| Dude_Love/FigNewton/PepsiHiding/Tofurkey/Figofsydlexia]]<br />
*[[TheThunderThief]]<br />
*[[Optimist_With_Doubts]]<br />
*[[AtmanRyu]]<br />
*[[Valdronius]]<br />
*[[Lottel]]<br />
*[[Ghandi]]<br />
*[[TARDISman]]<br />
*[[Not Sure]]<br />
*[[UsaSatsui]]<br />
*[[pineapple]]<br />
*[[SpraCoalee]]<br />
*[[Hacker]] AKA Mr_Scotty <br />
*[[Neutral Bob]]<br />
*[[Crazy_Bastard]]<br />
*[[Chivesy]]<br />
*[[Klimbatize]]<br />
*[[Drew_Linky]]<br />
*[[Cameron]]<br />
<br />
==Movies watched==<br />
<ol><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/1|Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and LowEndLem on August 14, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/2|Where the Buffalo Roam]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and Anorexorcist on August 16, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/3|A Night at the Opera]] - with Dignant, Fernin and LowEndLem August 21, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/4|Trigun, Episode 1: The $$60 Billion Man]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Rycona on August 23, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/5|Clerks 2]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Chile Guy on September 1, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/6|Bananaz]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Dude_Love on September 24, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/7|Ed Wood]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Dude_Love on September 27, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/8|House on Haunted Hill]] - with Fernin, Dude_Love, and LowEndLem on October 1, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/9|Day of the Wacko]] - with Nekkoru, FigNewton, and TheThunderThief on October 21, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/10|12 Angry Men]] - with Fernin, PepsiHiding, and TheThunderThief on October 22, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/11|Garfield's Halloween Adventure]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Vald, Optimist_Prime and Anorexorcist. Temporarily featuring Lemmo and AtmanRyu on October 31, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/12|Creepshow]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Vald, and Optimist_Prime on October 31, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/13|Twilight Zone: Shadow Play]] - with Fernin, Anorexorcist, Lottel, and Ghandi on November 10, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/14|Flight of Dragons]] - with Fernin, Tofurkey, Not Sure, and TARDISman on January 4, 2010</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/15|Watership Down]] - with Fernin, Tofurkey, Not Sure, UsaSatsui, and pineapple. Temporarily featuring SpraCoalee on January 5, 2010</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/16|Pump Up the Volume]] - with Figofsydlexia, Mr_Scotty, and Rycona. Currently unfinished, parts 1-4 viewed on January 25, 2010</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/17|One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Not_Sure, Mr_Scotty, and Neutral_Bob on February 4, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/18|Noises Off]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Mr_Scotty, and TARDISman on February 6, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/19|Yellow Submarine]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, TARDISman, and TheThunderThief on February 7, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/20|The Shining]] - with Fernin, Rycona, Not Sure, Mr_Scotty, and LowEndLem on February 8, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/21|The Producers, original version]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Not Sure, and TARDISman on February 10, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/22|This is Spinal Tap]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Mr_Scotty and TheThunderThief on February 11, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/23|Chrono Trigger OVA]] - with Fernin, TARDISman, Ghandi, and LowEndLem on February 14, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/24|UHF]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Not Sure, Mr_Scotty, TARDISman, and Crazy_Bastard on February 16, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/25|A Knight's Tale]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, UsaSatsui, Lottel, TARDISman, and Mr_Scotty on February 23, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/26|Across the Universe]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Chivesy, and Mr_Scotty on March 4, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/27|Animal House]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Chivesy, and TARDISman on March 9, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/28|Good Burger]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Chivesy, TheThunderThief, Crazy_Bastard, and Mr_Scotty on March 10, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/29|Turtles Forever]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Not Sure, and UsaSatsui on March 15, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/30|Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory]] - with Fernin, Klimbatize, Mr_Scotty, Crazy_Bastard, and Drew_Linky on June 6th, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/31|November Rain, Don't Cry, and Estranged]] - With FigNewton, CamWin, and LowEndLem on June 10th, 2010.</li><br />
</ol><br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category: SydLexia.com IRC Channel]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LowEndLem&diff=8295LowEndLem2010-06-09T07:04:45Z<p>LowEndLem: /* LowEndLem */</p>
<hr />
<div>== LowEndLem ==<br />
This is the story of LowEndLem. Basically an idiot, he Stumbled Upon the SydLexia.com website and it went downhill from there. He joined the forums in March 2009 after realizing that he didn't spend enough time on his computer talking to people he's never met. He has since remedied this to a larger extent by joining the IRC channel. LowEndLem doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. He is usually found in IRC at night. One of the original MSLT3K members, he'll occasionally join in a [[MSLT3K]] and is currently doing a Let's Play of Pokemon Sapphire.<br />
<br />
== Background ==<br />
Fat, lazy, and plays bass. Prefers pizza to most food, except cheeseburgers from a local place.<br />
<br />
Kicked out of two Illinois colleges, which he twistedly considers an achievement.<br />
<br />
<s>Has never, to his eternal shame, never beaten a Mario game. He's currently working on it after the 2010 SNES Challenge had a Super Mario World Challenge.</s> He finally beat Bowser on April 26, 2010. Suck it, Koopa.<br />
<br />
==Appearance==<br />
<br />
[[Image:N831906691_1388362_7930.jpg]]<br />
<br />
== Places Lem Is Banned From == <br />
Gamecrazy<br />
<br> Subway<br />
<br> <s>Play N Trade</s> Nevermind, can go in if Lem has moneys.<br />
<br> Starbucks<br />
<br> Some friend's house<br />
<br />
==Bands Lem Has Been In==<br />
WolfPack - Shitty avant garde band<br />
<br>Course9 - Shitty altrock/emo band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band - Shitty metal band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band Part 2 - Redo!<br />
<br>EmberStone - Metal Band, quit after fistfight with the drummer<br />
<br>Unnamed Cover Band - It's better than another metal band.<br />
<br>Unnamed Altrock band - Jesus Christ, I can't stay away from music.<br />
<br>At Mourning's End - Screamo/popmosh band. Has since been replaced.<br />
<br>Another Unnamed Altrock Band - Holy shit what is this I don't even<br />
<br> Currently not in a band, subject to change, obviously.<br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LowEndLem&diff=8294LowEndLem2010-06-09T07:00:27Z<p>LowEndLem: /* Background */</p>
<hr />
<div>== LowEndLem ==<br />
This is the story of LowEndLem. Basically an idiot, he Stumbled Upon the SydLexia.com website and it went downhill from there. He joined the forums in March 2009 after realizing that he didn't spend enough time on his computer talking to people he's never met. He has since remedied this to a larger extent by joining the IRC channel. LowEndLem doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. He is usually found in IRC at night. He'll occasionally join in a [[MSLT3K]] and is currently doing a Let's Play of Pokemon Sapphire.<br />
<br />
== Background ==<br />
Fat, lazy, and plays bass. Prefers pizza to most food, except cheeseburgers from a local place.<br />
<br />
Kicked out of two Illinois colleges, which he twistedly considers an achievement.<br />
<br />
<s>Has never, to his eternal shame, never beaten a Mario game. He's currently working on it after the 2010 SNES Challenge had a Super Mario World Challenge.</s> He finally beat Bowser on April 26, 2010. Suck it, Koopa.<br />
<br />
==Appearance==<br />
<br />
[[Image:N831906691_1388362_7930.jpg]]<br />
<br />
== Places Lem Is Banned From == <br />
Gamecrazy<br />
<br> Subway<br />
<br> <s>Play N Trade</s> Nevermind, can go in if Lem has moneys.<br />
<br> Starbucks<br />
<br> Some friend's house<br />
<br />
==Bands Lem Has Been In==<br />
WolfPack - Shitty avant garde band<br />
<br>Course9 - Shitty altrock/emo band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band - Shitty metal band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band Part 2 - Redo!<br />
<br>EmberStone - Metal Band, quit after fistfight with the drummer<br />
<br>Unnamed Cover Band - It's better than another metal band.<br />
<br>Unnamed Altrock band - Jesus Christ, I can't stay away from music.<br />
<br>At Mourning's End - Screamo/popmosh band. Has since been replaced.<br />
<br>Another Unnamed Altrock Band - Holy shit what is this I don't even<br />
<br> Currently not in a band, subject to change, obviously.<br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LowEndLem&diff=8293LowEndLem2010-06-09T06:59:46Z<p>LowEndLem: /* Places Lem Is Banned From */</p>
<hr />
<div>== LowEndLem ==<br />
This is the story of LowEndLem. Basically an idiot, he Stumbled Upon the SydLexia.com website and it went downhill from there. He joined the forums in March 2009 after realizing that he didn't spend enough time on his computer talking to people he's never met. He has since remedied this to a larger extent by joining the IRC channel. LowEndLem doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. He is usually found in IRC at night. He'll occasionally join in a [[MSLT3K]] and is currently doing a Let's Play of Pokemon Sapphire.<br />
<br />
== Background ==<br />
Fat, lazy, and plays bass. Prefers pizza to most food, except cheeseburgers from a local place.<br />
<br />
Kicked out of two Illinois colleges, which he twistedly considers an achievement.<br />
<br />
Has never, to his eternal shame, never beaten a Mario game. He's currently working on it after the 2010 SNES Challenge had a Super Mario World Challenge. He finally beat Bowser on April 26, 2010. Suck it, Koopa.<br />
<br />
==Appearance==<br />
<br />
[[Image:N831906691_1388362_7930.jpg]]<br />
<br />
== Places Lem Is Banned From == <br />
Gamecrazy<br />
<br> Subway<br />
<br> <s>Play N Trade</s> Nevermind, can go in if Lem has moneys.<br />
<br> Starbucks<br />
<br> Some friend's house<br />
<br />
==Bands Lem Has Been In==<br />
WolfPack - Shitty avant garde band<br />
<br>Course9 - Shitty altrock/emo band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band - Shitty metal band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band Part 2 - Redo!<br />
<br>EmberStone - Metal Band, quit after fistfight with the drummer<br />
<br>Unnamed Cover Band - It's better than another metal band.<br />
<br>Unnamed Altrock band - Jesus Christ, I can't stay away from music.<br />
<br>At Mourning's End - Screamo/popmosh band. Has since been replaced.<br />
<br>Another Unnamed Altrock Band - Holy shit what is this I don't even<br />
<br> Currently not in a band, subject to change, obviously.<br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LowEndLem&diff=8292LowEndLem2010-06-09T06:58:29Z<p>LowEndLem: /* Bands Lem Has Been In */</p>
<hr />
<div>== LowEndLem ==<br />
This is the story of LowEndLem. Basically an idiot, he Stumbled Upon the SydLexia.com website and it went downhill from there. He joined the forums in March 2009 after realizing that he didn't spend enough time on his computer talking to people he's never met. He has since remedied this to a larger extent by joining the IRC channel. LowEndLem doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. He is usually found in IRC at night. He'll occasionally join in a [[MSLT3K]] and is currently doing a Let's Play of Pokemon Sapphire.<br />
<br />
== Background ==<br />
Fat, lazy, and plays bass. Prefers pizza to most food, except cheeseburgers from a local place.<br />
<br />
Kicked out of two Illinois colleges, which he twistedly considers an achievement.<br />
<br />
Has never, to his eternal shame, never beaten a Mario game. He's currently working on it after the 2010 SNES Challenge had a Super Mario World Challenge. He finally beat Bowser on April 26, 2010. Suck it, Koopa.<br />
<br />
==Appearance==<br />
<br />
[[Image:N831906691_1388362_7930.jpg]]<br />
<br />
== Places Lem Is Banned From == <br />
Gamecrazy<br />
<br> Subway<br />
<br> Play N Trade<br />
<br> Starbucks<br />
<br> Some friend's house<br />
<br />
==Bands Lem Has Been In==<br />
WolfPack - Shitty avant garde band<br />
<br>Course9 - Shitty altrock/emo band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band - Shitty metal band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band Part 2 - Redo!<br />
<br>EmberStone - Metal Band, quit after fistfight with the drummer<br />
<br>Unnamed Cover Band - It's better than another metal band.<br />
<br>Unnamed Altrock band - Jesus Christ, I can't stay away from music.<br />
<br>At Mourning's End - Screamo/popmosh band. Has since been replaced.<br />
<br>Another Unnamed Altrock Band - Holy shit what is this I don't even<br />
<br> Currently not in a band, subject to change, obviously.<br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LowEndLem&diff=8251LowEndLem2010-05-22T06:59:44Z<p>LowEndLem: </p>
<hr />
<div>== LowEndLem ==<br />
This is the story of LowEndLem. Basically an idiot, he Stumbled Upon the SydLexia.com website and it went downhill from there. He joined the forums in March 2009 after realizing that he didn't spend enough time on his computer talking to people he's never met. He has since remedied this to a larger extent by joining the IRC channel. LowEndLem doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. He is usually found in IRC at night. He'll occasionally join in a [[MSLT3K]] and is currently doing a Let's Play of Pokemon Sapphire.<br />
<br />
== Background ==<br />
Fat, lazy, and plays bass. Prefers pizza to most food, except cheeseburgers from a local place.<br />
<br />
Kicked out of two Illinois colleges, which he twistedly considers an achievement.<br />
<br />
Has never, to his eternal shame, never beaten a Mario game. He's currently working on it after the 2010 SNES Challenge had a Super Mario World Challenge. He finally beat Bowser on April 26, 2010. Suck it, Koopa.<br />
<br />
==Appearance==<br />
<br />
[[Image:N831906691_1388362_7930.jpg]]<br />
<br />
== Places Lem Is Banned From == <br />
Gamecrazy<br />
<br> Subway<br />
<br> Play N Trade<br />
<br> Starbucks<br />
<br> Some friend's house<br />
<br />
==Bands Lem Has Been In==<br />
WolfPack - Shitty avant garde band<br />
<br>Course9 - Shitty altrock/emo band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band - Shitty metal band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band Part 2 - Redo!<br />
<br>EmberStone - Metal Band, quit after fistfight with the drummer<br />
<br>Unnamed Cover Band - It's better than another metal band.<br />
<br>Unnamed Altrock band - Jesus Christ, I can't stay away from music.<br />
<br>At Mourning's End - Screamo/popmosh band. Has since been replaced.<br />
<br>Another Unnamed Altrock Band - Holy shit what is this I don't even<br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LowEndLem&diff=8219LowEndLem2010-05-10T18:30:47Z<p>LowEndLem: /* Bands Lem Has Been In */</p>
<hr />
<div>== LowEndLem ==<br />
This is the story of LowEndLem. Basically an idiot, he Stumbled Upon the SydLexia.com website and it went downhill from there. He joined the forums in March 2009 after realizing that he didn't spend enough time on his computer talking to people he's never met. He has since remedied this to a larger extent by joining the IRC channel. LowEndLem doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. He is usually found in IRC at night. He'll occasionally join in a [[MSLT3K]] and is currently doing a Let's Play of Pokemon Sapphire.<br />
<br />
== Background ==<br />
Fat, lazy, and plays bass. Prefers pizza to most food, except cheeseburgers from a local place.<br />
<br />
Kicked out of two Illinois colleges, which he twistedly considers an achievement.<br />
<br />
Has never, to his eternal shame, never beaten a Mario game. He's currently working on it after the 2010 SNES Challenge had a Super Mario World Challenge. He finally beat Bowser on April 26, 2010. Suck it, Koopa.<br />
<br />
==Appearance==<br />
<br />
[[Image:N831906691_1388362_7930.jpg]]<br />
<br />
== Places Lem Is Banned From == <br />
Gamecrazy<br />
<br> Subway<br />
<br> Play N Trade<br />
<br> Starbucks<br />
<br> Some friend's house<br />
<br />
==Bands Lem Has Been In==<br />
WolfPack - Shitty avant garde band<br />
<br>Course9 - Shitty altrock/emo band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band - Shitty metal band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band Part 2 - Redo!<br />
<br>EmberStone - Metal Band, quit after fistfight with the drummer<br />
<br>Unnamed Cover Band - It's better than another metal band.<br />
<br>Unnamed Altrock band - Jesus Christ, I can't stay away from music.<br />
<br>At Mourning's End - Screamo/popmosh band. <br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LowEndLem&diff=8195LowEndLem2010-04-28T07:23:02Z<p>LowEndLem: /* Bands Lem Has Been In */</p>
<hr />
<div>== LowEndLem ==<br />
This is the story of LowEndLem. Basically an idiot, he Stumbled Upon the SydLexia.com website and it went downhill from there. He joined the forums in March 2009 after realizing that he didn't spend enough time on his computer talking to people he's never met. He has since remedied this to a larger extent by joining the IRC channel. LowEndLem doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. He is usually found in IRC at night. He'll occasionally join in a [[MSLT3K]] and is currently doing a Let's Play of Pokemon Sapphire.<br />
<br />
== Background ==<br />
Fat, lazy, and plays bass. Prefers pizza to most food, except cheeseburgers from a local place.<br />
<br />
Kicked out of two Illinois colleges, which he twistedly considers an achievement.<br />
<br />
Has never, to his eternal shame, never beaten a Mario game. He's currently working on it after the 2010 SNES Challenge had a Super Mario World Challenge. He finally beat Bowser on April 26, 2010. Suck it, Koopa.<br />
<br />
==Appearance==<br />
<br />
[[Image:N831906691_1388362_7930.jpg]]<br />
<br />
== Places Lem Is Banned From == <br />
Gamecrazy<br />
<br> Subway<br />
<br> Play N Trade<br />
<br> Starbucks<br />
<br> Some friend's house<br />
<br />
==Bands Lem Has Been In==<br />
WolfPack - Shitty avant garde band<br />
<br>Course9 - Shitty altrock/emo band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band - Shitty metal band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band Part 2 - Redo!<br />
<br>EmberStone - Metal Band, quit after fistfight with the drummer<br />
<br>Unnamed Cover Band - It's better than another metal band.<br />
<br>Unnamed Altrock band - Jesus Christ, I can't stay away from music.<br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LowEndLem&diff=8176LowEndLem2010-04-26T18:17:53Z<p>LowEndLem: /* Background */</p>
<hr />
<div>== LowEndLem ==<br />
This is the story of LowEndLem. Basically an idiot, he Stumbled Upon the SydLexia.com website and it went downhill from there. He joined the forums in March 2009 after realizing that he didn't spend enough time on his computer talking to people he's never met. He has since remedied this to a larger extent by joining the IRC channel. LowEndLem doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. He is usually found in IRC at night. He'll occasionally join in a [[MSLT3K]] and is currently doing a Let's Play of Pokemon Sapphire.<br />
<br />
== Background ==<br />
Fat, lazy, and plays bass. Prefers pizza to most food, except cheeseburgers from a local place.<br />
<br />
Kicked out of two Illinois colleges, which he twistedly considers an achievement.<br />
<br />
Has never, to his eternal shame, never beaten a Mario game. He's currently working on it after the 2010 SNES Challenge had a Super Mario World Challenge. He finally beat Bowser on April 26, 2010. Suck it, Koopa.<br />
<br />
==Appearance==<br />
<br />
[[Image:N831906691_1388362_7930.jpg]]<br />
<br />
== Places Lem Is Banned From == <br />
Gamecrazy<br />
<br> Subway<br />
<br> Play N Trade<br />
<br> Starbucks<br />
<br> Some friend's house<br />
<br />
==Bands Lem Has Been In==<br />
WolfPack - Shitty avant garde band<br />
<br>Course9 - Shitty altrock/emo band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band - Shitty metal band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band Part 2 - Redo!<br />
<br>EmberStone - Metal Band, quit after fistfight with the drummer<br />
<br>Unnamed Cover Band - It's better than another metal band.<br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LowEndLem&diff=8153LowEndLem2010-04-16T03:44:29Z<p>LowEndLem: /* Bands Lem Has Been In */</p>
<hr />
<div>== LowEndLem ==<br />
This is the story of LowEndLem. Basically an idiot, he Stumbled Upon the SydLexia.com website and it went downhill from there. He joined the forums in March 2009 after realizing that he didn't spend enough time on his computer talking to people he's never met. He has since remedied this to a larger extent by joining the IRC channel. LowEndLem doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. He is usually found in IRC at night. He'll occasionally join in a [[MSLT3K]] and is currently doing a Let's Play of Pokemon Sapphire.<br />
<br />
== Background ==<br />
Fat, lazy, and plays bass. Prefers pizza to most food, except cheeseburgers from a local place.<br />
<br />
Kicked out of two Illinois colleges, which he twistedly considers an achievement.<br />
<br />
Has never, to his eternal shame, never beaten a Mario game. He's currently working on it after the 2010 SNES Challenge had a Super Mario World Challenge. He's doing terribad.<br />
<br />
==Appearance==<br />
<br />
[[Image:N831906691_1388362_7930.jpg]]<br />
<br />
== Places Lem Is Banned From == <br />
Gamecrazy<br />
<br> Subway<br />
<br> Play N Trade<br />
<br> Starbucks<br />
<br> Some friend's house<br />
<br />
==Bands Lem Has Been In==<br />
WolfPack - Shitty avant garde band<br />
<br>Course9 - Shitty altrock/emo band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band - Shitty metal band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band Part 2 - Redo!<br />
<br>EmberStone - Metal Band, quit after fistfight with the drummer<br />
<br>Unnamed Cover Band - It's better than another metal band.<br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LowEndLem&diff=8152LowEndLem2010-04-16T03:44:14Z<p>LowEndLem: /* Places Lem Is Banned From */</p>
<hr />
<div>== LowEndLem ==<br />
This is the story of LowEndLem. Basically an idiot, he Stumbled Upon the SydLexia.com website and it went downhill from there. He joined the forums in March 2009 after realizing that he didn't spend enough time on his computer talking to people he's never met. He has since remedied this to a larger extent by joining the IRC channel. LowEndLem doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. He is usually found in IRC at night. He'll occasionally join in a [[MSLT3K]] and is currently doing a Let's Play of Pokemon Sapphire.<br />
<br />
== Background ==<br />
Fat, lazy, and plays bass. Prefers pizza to most food, except cheeseburgers from a local place.<br />
<br />
Kicked out of two Illinois colleges, which he twistedly considers an achievement.<br />
<br />
Has never, to his eternal shame, never beaten a Mario game. He's currently working on it after the 2010 SNES Challenge had a Super Mario World Challenge. He's doing terribad.<br />
<br />
==Appearance==<br />
<br />
[[Image:N831906691_1388362_7930.jpg]]<br />
<br />
== Places Lem Is Banned From == <br />
Gamecrazy<br />
<br> Subway<br />
<br> Play N Trade<br />
<br> Starbucks<br />
<br> Some friend's house<br />
<br />
==Bands Lem Has Been In==<br />
<br>WolfPack - Shitty avant garde band<br />
<br>Course9 - Shitty altrock/emo band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band - Shitty metal band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band Part 2 - Redo!<br />
<br>EmberStone - Metal Band, quit after fistfight with the drummer<br />
<br>Unnamed Cover Band - It's better than another metal band.<br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LowEndLem&diff=8151LowEndLem2010-04-16T03:44:03Z<p>LowEndLem: /* Musical Thing */</p>
<hr />
<div>== LowEndLem ==<br />
This is the story of LowEndLem. Basically an idiot, he Stumbled Upon the SydLexia.com website and it went downhill from there. He joined the forums in March 2009 after realizing that he didn't spend enough time on his computer talking to people he's never met. He has since remedied this to a larger extent by joining the IRC channel. LowEndLem doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. He is usually found in IRC at night. He'll occasionally join in a [[MSLT3K]] and is currently doing a Let's Play of Pokemon Sapphire.<br />
<br />
== Background ==<br />
Fat, lazy, and plays bass. Prefers pizza to most food, except cheeseburgers from a local place.<br />
<br />
Kicked out of two Illinois colleges, which he twistedly considers an achievement.<br />
<br />
Has never, to his eternal shame, never beaten a Mario game. He's currently working on it after the 2010 SNES Challenge had a Super Mario World Challenge. He's doing terribad.<br />
<br />
==Appearance==<br />
<br />
[[Image:N831906691_1388362_7930.jpg]]<br />
<br />
== Places Lem Is Banned From == <br />
<br> Gamecrazy<br />
<br> Subway<br />
<br> Play N Trade<br />
<br> Starbucks<br />
<br> Some friend's house<br />
<br />
==Bands Lem Has Been In==<br />
<br>WolfPack - Shitty avant garde band<br />
<br>Course9 - Shitty altrock/emo band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band - Shitty metal band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band Part 2 - Redo!<br />
<br>EmberStone - Metal Band, quit after fistfight with the drummer<br />
<br>Unnamed Cover Band - It's better than another metal band.<br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LowEndLem&diff=8125LowEndLem2010-04-05T03:40:09Z<p>LowEndLem: </p>
<hr />
<div>== LowEndLem ==<br />
This is the story of LowEndLem. Basically an idiot, he Stumbled Upon the SydLexia.com website and it went downhill from there. He joined the forums in March 2009 after realizing that he didn't spend enough time on his computer talking to people he's never met. He has since remedied this to a larger extent by joining the IRC channel. LowEndLem doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. He is usually found in IRC at night. He'll occasionally join in a [[MSLT3K]] and is currently doing a Let's Play of Pokemon Sapphire.<br />
<br />
== Background ==<br />
Fat, lazy, and plays bass. Prefers pizza to most food, except cheeseburgers from a local place.<br />
<br />
Kicked out of two Illinois colleges, which he twistedly considers an achievement.<br />
<br />
Has never, to his eternal shame, never beaten a Mario game. He's currently working on it after the 2010 SNES Challenge had a Super Mario World Challenge. He's doing terribad.<br />
<br />
==Appearance==<br />
<br />
[[Image:N831906691_1388362_7930.jpg]]<br />
<br />
== Musical Thing == <br />
A dirty fanboy of The Offspring, he finally attended one of their concerts on June 20th, 2009.<br />
<br />
==Bands Lem Has Been In==<br />
<br>WolfPack - Shitty avant garde band<br />
<br>Course9 - Shitty altrock/emo band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band - Shitty metal band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band Part 2 - Redo!<br />
<br>EmberStone - Metal Band, quit after fistfight with the drummer<br />
<br>Unnamed Cover Band - It's better than another metal band.<br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LowEndLem&diff=8107LowEndLem2010-03-29T18:38:28Z<p>LowEndLem: /* LowEndLem */</p>
<hr />
<div>== LowEndLem ==<br />
This is the story of LowEndLem. Basically an idiot, he Stumbled Upon the SydLexia.com website and it went downhill from there. He joined the forums in March 2009 after realizing that he didn't spend enough time on his computer talking to people he's never met. He has since remedied this to a larger extent by joining the IRC channel. LowEndLem doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. He is usually found in IRC at night. He'll occasionally join in a [[MSLT3K]] and is currently doing a Let's Play of Pokemon Sapphire.<br />
<br />
== Background ==<br />
Fat, lazy, and plays bass. Prefers pizza to most food, except cheeseburgers from a local place.<br />
<br />
Kicked out of two Illinois colleges, which he twistedly considers an achievement.<br />
<br />
==Appearance==<br />
<br />
[[Image:N831906691_1388362_7930.jpg]]<br />
<br />
== Musical Thing == <br />
A dirty fanboy of The Offspring, he finally attended one of their concerts on June 20th, 2009.<br />
<br />
==Bands Lem Has Been In==<br />
<br>WolfPack - Shitty avant garde band<br />
<br>Course9 - Shitty altrock/emo band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band - Shitty metal band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band Part 2 - Redo!<br />
<br>EmberStone - Metal Band, quit after fistfight with the drummer<br />
<br>Unnamed Cover Band - It's better than another metal band.<br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LowEndLem&diff=8099LowEndLem2010-03-25T19:48:06Z<p>LowEndLem: /* Bands Lem Has Been In */</p>
<hr />
<div>== LowEndLem ==<br />
This is the story of LowEndLem. Basically an idiot, he Stumbled Upon the SydLexia.com website and it went downhill from there. He joined the forums in March 2009 after realizing that he didn't spend enough time on his computer talking to people he's never met. He has since remedied this to a larger extent by joining the IRC channel. LowEndLem doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. He is usually found in IRC at night.<br />
<br />
== Background ==<br />
Fat, lazy, and plays bass. Prefers pizza to most food, except cheeseburgers from a local place.<br />
<br />
Kicked out of two Illinois colleges, which he twistedly considers an achievement.<br />
<br />
==Appearance==<br />
<br />
[[Image:N831906691_1388362_7930.jpg]]<br />
<br />
== Musical Thing == <br />
A dirty fanboy of The Offspring, he finally attended one of their concerts on June 20th, 2009.<br />
<br />
==Bands Lem Has Been In==<br />
<br>WolfPack - Shitty avant garde band<br />
<br>Course9 - Shitty altrock/emo band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band - Shitty metal band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band Part 2 - Redo!<br />
<br>EmberStone - Metal Band, quit after fistfight with the drummer<br />
<br>Unnamed Cover Band - It's better than another metal band.<br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LowEndLem&diff=7973LowEndLem2010-02-15T05:46:56Z<p>LowEndLem: /* Bands Lem Has Been In */</p>
<hr />
<div>== LowEndLem ==<br />
This is the story of LowEndLem. Basically an idiot, he Stumbled Upon the SydLexia.com website and it went downhill from there. He joined the forums in March 2009 after realizing that he didn't spend enough time on his computer talking to people he's never met. He has since remedied this to a larger extent by joining the IRC channel. LowEndLem doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. He is usually found in IRC at night.<br />
<br />
== Background ==<br />
Fat, lazy, and plays bass. Prefers pizza to most food, except cheeseburgers from a local place.<br />
<br />
Kicked out of two Illinois colleges, which he twistedly considers an achievement.<br />
<br />
==Appearance==<br />
<br />
[[Image:N831906691_1388362_7930.jpg]]<br />
<br />
== Musical Thing == <br />
A dirty fanboy of The Offspring, he finally attended one of their concerts on June 20th, 2009.<br />
<br />
==Bands Lem Has Been In==<br />
<br>WolfPack - Shitty avant garde band<br />
<br>Course9 - Shitty altrock/emo band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band - Shitty metal band<br />
<br>Unnamed Metal Band Part 2 - Redo!<br />
<br>EmberStone - Another goddamn metal band, I need to stop this.<br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K&diff=7972MSLT3K2010-02-15T05:45:49Z<p>LowEndLem: /* Teh Peoples */</p>
<hr />
<div>'''MSLT3K''', or '''Mystery SydLexia Theater 3000''' is a pet project of [[Nekkoru]], [[Fernin]], [[LowEndLem]] and a few other people from the IRC channel. Basically, we find a movie on Youtube, we watch it and provide insightful commentary during the course of the movie, just like in MST3K.<br />
<br />
==Teh Peoples==<br />
This list will almost certainly change.<br />
<br />
*[[Nekkoru]]<br />
*[[Fernin]]<br />
*[[LowEndLem]] AKA Lemmo<br />
*[[Anorexorcist]]<br />
*[[Dignant]]<br />
*[[Rycona]]<br />
*[[Chile Guy]]<br />
*[[Captain_Pollution| Dude_Love/FigNewton/PepsiHiding/Tofurkey/Figofsydlexia]]<br />
*[[TheThunderThief]]<br />
*[[Optimist_With_Doubts]]<br />
*[[AtmanRyu]]<br />
*[[Valdronius]]<br />
*[[Lottel]]<br />
*[[Ghandi]]<br />
*[[TARDISman]]<br />
*[[Not Sure]]<br />
*[[UsaSatsui]]<br />
*[[pineapple]]<br />
*[[SpraCoalee]]<br />
*[[Hacker| Mr_Scotty]]<br />
*[[Neutral Bob]]<br />
<br />
==Movies watched==<br />
<ol><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/1|Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and LowEndLem on August 14, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/2|Where the Buffalo Roam]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and Anorexorcist on August 16, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/3|A Night at the Opera]] - with Dignant, Fernin and LowEndLem August 21, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/4|Trigun, Episode 1: The $$60 Billion Man]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Rycona on August 23, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/5|Clerks 2]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Chile Guy on September 1, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/6|Bananaz]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Dude_Love on September 24, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/7|Ed Wood]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Dude_Love on September 27, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/8|House on Haunted Hill]] - with Fernin, Dude_Love, and LowEndLem on October 1, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/9|Day of the Wacko]] - with Nekkoru, FigNewton, and TheThunderThief on October 21, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/10|12 Angry Men]] - with Fernin, PepsiHiding, and TheThunderThief on October 22, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/11|Garfield's Halloween Adventure]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Vald, Optimist_Prime and Anorexorcist. Temporarily featuring Lemmo and AtmanRyu on October 31, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/12|Creepshow]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Vald, and Optimist_Prime on October 31, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/13|Twilight Zone: Shadow Play]] - with Fernin, Anorexorcist, Lottel, and Ghandi on November 10, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/14|Flight of Dragons]] - with Fernin, Tofurkey, Not Sure, and TARDISman on January 4, 2010</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/15|Watership Down]] - with Fernin, Tofurkey, Not Sure, UsaSatsui, and pineapple. Temporarily featuring SpraCoalee on January 5, 2010</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/16|Pump Up the Volume]] - with Figofsydlexia, Mr_Scotty, and Rycona. Currently unfinished, parts 1-4 viewed on January 25, 2010</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/17|One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Not_Sure, Mr_Scotty, and Neutral_Bob on February 4, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/18|Noises Off]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Mr_Scotty, and TARDISman on February 6, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/19|Yellow Submarine]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, TARDISman, and TheThunderThief on February 7, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/20|The Shining]] - with Fernin, Rycona, Not Sure, Mr_Scotty, and LowEndLem on February 8, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/21|The Producers, original version]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Not Sure, and TARDISman on February 10, 2010.</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/22|This is Spinal Tap]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Mr_Scotty and TheThunderThief on February 11, 2010.</li><br />
</ol><br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category: SydLexia.com IRC Channel]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K/20&diff=7971MSLT3K/202010-02-15T05:43:59Z<p>LowEndLem: </p>
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<div>''The Shining'' was the nineteenth movie done by [[MSLT3K]]. The crew for this session consisted of [[Captain_Pollution| FigNewton]], [[Fernin]], [[TARDISman]], and [[TheThunderThief]].<br />
<br />
==Log==<br />
<blockquote><br />
<br>[00:10] <@LowEndLem> okay, loaded enough<br />
<br>[00:10] <@LowEndLem> say when<br />
�<br>[00:10] * @Mr_Scotty (~chatzilla@97-117-14-44.slkc.qwest.net) Quit (Client closed connection�)<br />
<br>[00:10] <@LowEndLem> ....<br />
<br>[00:11] <+not_sure> is that the signal?<br />
<br>[00:11] <@LowEndLem> no it is not.<br />
�<br>[00:11] * +not_sure rewinds<br />
�<br>[00:11] * Mr_Scotty (~chatzilla@97-117-14-44.slkc.qwest.net) has joined #MSLT3K<br />
<br>[00:11] <Mr_Scotty> ready<br />
<br>[00:12] <Mr_Scotty> I guess I'll fill in for fig<br />
<br>[00:12] <Mr_Scotty> SO who's ready?<br />
<br>[00:12] <@LowEndLem> we good then?<br />
<br>[00:12] <Mr_Scotty> *So<br />
�<br>[00:12] <@Fernin> well, we were ready when you first asked us, but when you disappeared, we all said fuck it and closed all the youtube windows<br />
<br>[00:12] <Mr_Scotty> ...<br />
<br>[00:12] <Mr_Scotty> Seriously?<br />
<br>[00:12] <+not_sure> stop that<br />
<br>[00:12] <@Rycona> Youtube? OH!<br />
<br>[00:13] <@LowEndLem> HOLY SHIT. REALLY?<br />
<br>[00:13] <@Rycona> I thought this was on Redtube...<br />
<br>[00:13] <@LowEndLem> *facepalm*<br />
�<br>[00:13] <@Fernin> yes, we're ready, do your Fig impression already<br />
<br>[00:13] <Mr_Scotty> Okay a go go go <br />
<br>[00:13] <@Rycona> Ah, WB.<br />
<br>[00:13] <+not_sure> I'm officially using all my "ready's" in advance<br />
<br>[00:14] <+not_sure> so I don't say to say so each time<br />
<br>[00:14] <Mr_Scotty> ominous music lets you know it's a horror<br />
<br>[00:14] <+not_sure> have to say so*<br />
<br>[00:14] <@Rycona> Lazy robot.<br />
<br>[00:14] <@LowEndLem> I spy....<br />
<br>[00:14] <@LowEndLem> nothing. I lied.<br />
<br>[00:14] <Mr_Scotty> I spy your mom<br />
<br>[00:15] <@LowEndLem> yaay, kubrick<br />
<br>[00:15] <+not_sure> also, a scene is cut from this, from what I saw in the comments ahead<br />
<br>[00:15] <@Rycona> This is National Lampoon's Scary Abandoned Hotel Vacation, right?<br />
<br>[00:15] <+not_sure> real shame<br />
<br>[00:15] <@LowEndLem> also, i'm probably a few seconds ahead<br />
�<br>[00:15] <@Fernin> I'm guessing it has to do with a bathtub, NS?<br />
<br>[00:15] <+not_sure> that's the one<br />
�<br>[00:15] <@Fernin> thought as much<br />
<br>[00:16] <@LowEndLem> Christ, I'm already bored.<br />
<br>[00:16] <+not_sure> it's Kubrick :P<br />
<br>[00:16] <@LowEndLem> This better be like, an orgasm of a movie.<br />
<br>[00:16] <Mr_Scotty> The intro could have been easily made on windows movie make<br />
<br>[00:16] <@LowEndLem> I literally better jizz. I gave up porn to watch this<br />
�<br>[00:16] <@Fernin> it was 1970 something, give 'em a break, Hack<br />
<br>[00:16] <+not_sure> 80<br />
<br>[00:16] <+not_sure> well, released, anyway<br />
<br>[00:17] <@Rycona> This movie is brought to you by JackTorrentz.com<br />
<br>[00:17] <+not_sure> ha<br />
<br>[00:17] <Mr_Scotty> how punny<br />
<br>[00:17] <@Rycona> Someday, I'll turn that p into an f.<br />
�<br>[00:17] <@Fernin> humorously enough, any movies I put up were gotten via torrentz.com<br />
<br>[00:18] <@Rycona> Hahaha.<br />
<br>[00:18] <@Rycona> Secret pun.<br />
<br>[00:18] <@Rycona> Not even I knew about it!<br />
<br>[00:18] <@LowEndLem> that kid is all fucked up<br />
<br>[00:18] <Mr_Scotty> The mother is as well<br />
<br>[00:18] <@Rycona> It's because his mom smokes at the fucking table while he eats his meals.<br />
<br>[00:19] <Mr_Scotty> facially anyway <br />
�<br>[00:19] <@Fernin> read the book, Danny's alter-ego is just plain awesome in the book<br />
�<br>[00:19] <@Fernin> he's barely even touched upon in the movie<br />
<br>[00:19] <+not_sure> I heard King didn't like the movie<br />
<br>[00:19] <@Rycona> Some people get emphysema or cancer... some start expressing themselves through a finger.<br />
<br>[00:19] <Mr_Scotty> IF i randomly DC go on without me<br />
<br>[00:20] <@Rycona> I haven't read the book. Damn.<br />
<br>[00:20] <Mr_Scotty> Your mom expresses herself with her finger<br />
<br>[00:20] <@Rycona> I didn't know Pat Sajak ran a hotel.<br />
�<br>[00:20] <@Fernin> yay, seclusion!<br />
<br>[00:20] <@Rycona> Yea, usually the middle one.<br />
�<br>[00:20] <@Fernin> yay, sanity-draining seclusion!<br />
<br>[00:20] <@LowEndLem> im hungry.<br />
<br>[00:21] <@LowEndLem> I wish i was a repairman in a very out of the way hotel where no one can find me<br />
<br>[00:21] <Mr_Scotty> You'd jack off in a closet<br />
<br>[00:21] <@Rycona> I'd jack off on all the elevator buttons.<br />
<br>[00:22] <@Rycona> It's like the ass pennies system of self-confidence with elevator buttons.<br />
<br>[00:22] <@LowEndLem> I would really just walk around without pants, randomly touching myself<br />
<br>[00:22] <@Rycona> Hmm... this feels like foreshadowing.<br />
<br>[00:22] <@Rycona> Nahhhh.<br />
<br>[00:22] <Mr_Scotty> gah mine froze<br />
<br>[00:23] <@LowEndLem> fail<br />
<br>[00:23] <@LowEndLem> WHY IS HE TELLING HIM THIS<br />
<br>[00:23] <@Rycona> I don't like Stuart spelled with the U.<br />
<br>[00:23] <Mr_Scotty> okay <br />
<br>[00:23] <@LowEndLem> "By the way, your predecessor died."<br />
<br>[00:23] <Mr_Scotty> its back<br />
�<br>[00:23] <@Fernin> good for you, Hack, we don't particularly care<br />
<br>[00:23] <@Rycona> "Oh, it is because you need a LITERARY DEVICE?"<br />
<br>[00:24] <@LowEndLem> okay, mine finished<br />
<br>[00:24] <@LowEndLem> on to next?<br />
<br>[00:24] <@Rycona> Don't forget, NS is ready.<br />
<br>[00:24] <@Rycona> Lazy bastard.<br />
<br>[00:24] <+not_sure> :P<br />
<br>[00:24] <@Rycona> ^_^<br />
<br>[00:24] <+not_sure> you're just jealous you didn't think of it<br />
<br>[00:24] <@LowEndLem> just say when, boyos<br />
<br>[00:25] <Mr_Scotty> ready<br />
<br>[00:25] <Mr_Scotty> go<br />
<br>[00:25] <@LowEndLem> god, that's disturbing.<br />
<br>[00:25] <Mr_Scotty> gah i gotta go<br />
�<br>[00:25] * Mr_Scotty (~chatzilla@97-117-14-44.slkc.qwest.net) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.5.7/20091221164558]�)<br />
<br>[00:25] <+not_sure> ask Tony is he knows the winning lotto numbers<br />
<br>[00:25] <@Rycona> If my kid ever does that, he's going to grow up in the basement.<br />
<br>[00:26] <@LowEndLem> why's his finger named "tony" of all thing-THAT'S NOT WIERD AT ALL.<br />
�<br>[00:26] <@Fernin> man, I wanna say what Tony is, but I can't remember if it's said in the movie, and I don't wanna say much about Danny<br />
<br>[00:26] <+not_sure> "That's strange, usually the blood gets off at the third floor."<br />
<br>[00:26] <@Rycona> It's Tony Danza, the one true god.<br />
<br>[00:27] <@LowEndLem> is he not wearing pants?<br />
<br>[00:27] <@Rycona> /What/ he is??<br />
<br>[00:27] <@Rycona> ...I don't remember anything like that being addressed.<br />
<br>[00:27] <@Rycona> It's been a long time though.<br />
�<br>[00:27] <@Fernin> like I said, in the book :3<br />
<br>[00:28] <@Rycona> Damn it!<br />
�<br>[00:28] <@Fernin> it really deeply goes into Tony and Danny<br />
<br>[00:28] <@LowEndLem> "No, Tony's my finger. I'm not crazy!"<br />
<br>[00:28] <@Rycona> The books are always better.<br />
<br>[00:28] <@LowEndLem> I dunno, the film version of Back Door Sluts 6 was better than the book.<br />
<br>[00:28] <@Rycona> I named my fist "Mouthshutter Willie."<br />
<br>[00:28] <@Rycona> Touché, Lem.<br />
�<br>[00:28] <@Fernin> I think he is wearing really short shorts<br />
[00:29] <@Rycona> I had an English teacher that dressed like his mom.<br />
�[00:29] <@Fernin> if he wasn't, it makes that scene far more fucked up<br />
[00:29] <+not_sure> mentally, on the otherhand...<br />
[00:29] <@LowEndLem> "Aside from the fact my son's batshit insane, he's fine!"<br />
[00:30] <@Rycona> Autohypnosis? Is this a Christine tie-in?<br />
[00:30] <@Rycona> Looks like she smokes 100's.<br />
[00:31] <@Rycona> Watch the cigarette...<br />
[00:31] <@Rycona> Continuity...<br />
�[00:32] <@Fernin> "Oh, my husband dislocated my son's arm, it's no big deal"<br />
[00:32] <@LowEndLem> yes, because i care about that when I'm worried about my son being crazy!<br />
[00:32] <@Rycona> "Also, he can shoot fire out of his eyes. It's so cute!"<br />
[00:33] <@LowEndLem> That's the look of a happy father!<br />
[00:33] <@Rycona> That's why he goes nuts. Too little oxygen.<br />
�[00:33] <@Fernin> The Donnor Party, a /great/ thing to bring up with your 6 year old!<br />
[00:33] <@Rycona> Covered Wagon Times = 1960's<br />
[00:33] <@LowEndLem> I figured it was because Tony's all sortsa fucked up<br />
[00:34] <@LowEndLem> WHO LET HIM WATCH THAT<br />
�[00:34] <@Fernin> NS, have you read the book?<br />
[00:34] <@Rycona> Jack looks crazy even before he becomes crazy. I'd say it's foreshadowing, but Nicholson looks like that all the time anyway.<br />
[00:34] <+not_sure> nope<br />
�[00:34] <@Fernin> haha, so true, Ry<br />
�[00:35] <@Fernin> this is our second Nicholson movie this week, actually, we watched One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest a few days ago<br />
[00:35] <@Rycona> Now Sajak looks like Kinnicky (sp).<br />
�[00:35] <@Fernin> where he played another crazy man :D<br />
[00:35] <@Rycona> Really???<br />
[00:35] <@Rycona> That movie is awesome.<br />
[00:35] <@LowEndLem> "Can't wait to chop it up with an axe"<br />
[00:35] <@Rycona> I watched that again a few weeks ago. It's one of the few DVDs I actually have.<br />
�[00:35] <@Fernin> next part!<br />
�[00:35] <@Fernin> I know you're all ready, so go!<br />
[00:36] <@LowEndLem> "Oh, it's b eautiful, until the blood explodes off the elevators and the tiny demon girls appear<br />
[00:36] <@Rycona> Royalty are really the best people.<br />
�[00:36] <@Fernin> speak of the tiny demon devils<br />
[00:37] <@LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNNNNNN<br />
[00:37] <@Rycona> New friends.<br />
[00:37] <@Rycona> Yay.<br />
[00:37] <@LowEndLem> Or he can just break in to any room he wants<br />
[00:37] <@Rycona> "Quarters? I thought I was getting $30,000 a year?!"<br />
[00:37] <+not_sure> shame, when he finds new kids to play with they turn out to be evil<br />
�[00:38] <@Fernin> well, not really evil, just kinda dead<br />
[00:38] <@Rycona> Feel free to roam around with any AXE of your choosing.<br />
[00:38] <@LowEndLem> "Because we're geniuses!"<br />
[00:39] <@Rycona> Haha. I forgot about the Indian burial ground. I was actually just going to make a comment before he said it.<br />
�[00:39] <@Fernin> King loved his Indian burial grounds<br />
[00:39] <@Rycona> I'm guessing this place turns into a casino in the sequel.<br />
[00:40] <@LowEndLem> or both!<br />
[00:40] <@Rycona> But it doesn't have one signle toaster.<br />
[00:41] <@Rycona> single*<br />
[00:41] <@LowEndLem> "Where you will probably be locked"<br />
[00:41] <@LowEndLem> STEAK!!!<br />
�[00:41] <@Fernin> Walk-in freezer, which naturally locks from the outside<br />
[00:41] <@Rycona> "...and 14 dead bodies"<br />
�[00:42] <@Fernin> Whoops! Shit, got caught red-handed reading your son's mind.<br />
[00:42] <@LowEndLem> foooooreshadowing<br />
[00:42] <@Rycona> Black people naturally assume that all white people are doctors.<br />
[00:42] <@Rycona> The tea is ready!<br />
[00:42] <@Rycona> Someone take the water off the heat!<br />
[00:43] <@LowEndLem> turn off the goddamn steamwhistle!<br />
[00:43] <@Rycona> Dried dreams<br />
[00:43] <@Rycona> Ice Cream is the ultimate parenting tool.<br />
[00:44] <@LowEndLem> that and beatings.<br />
[00:44] <@Rycona> The light and dark side of parenting.<br />
[00:45] <@LowEndLem> but which is which....<br />
[00:45] <@LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNNN<br />
[00:46] <+not_sure> He tells me to burn things<br />
[00:46] <@Rycona> What a perfect cutoff point.<br />
�[00:46] <@Fernin> Tony told Danny plenty about this place, he told him to stay the fuck away.<br />
�[00:46] <@Fernin> Danny should've listened<br />
[00:47] <@LowEndLem> hang on<br />
[00:47] <@LowEndLem> lemme queue up part 7<br />
[00:47] <@LowEndLem> readu<br />
[00:47] <@Rycona> Ready.<br />
�[00:47] <@Fernin> k, go<br />
[00:48] <@Rycona> I prefer the Undertouch Hotel myself.<br />
[00:48] <@LowEndLem> har har<br />
[00:49] <@Rycona> Can anyplace be THAT shining??<br />
�[00:49] <@Fernin> The hotel's haunted, kid. The ghosts're gonna slaughter ya.<br />
[00:50] <@Rycona> So, is that why my $15,000 diamond-encrusted Timex watch always points to 7:?<br />
�[00:50] <@Fernin> My porn collection's in room 237, keep away from it, kid<br />
[00:50] <@LowEndLem> crazy porn stealing kids<br />
[00:50] <@Rycona> Aunt Jemina's Jugs.<br />
[00:51] <@Rycona> ...of pyrup.<br />
[00:51] <@Rycona> syrup*<br />
[00:51] <+not_sure> and don't be reading my mind between 11 and 12 at night!<br />
[00:51] <@Rycona> Yes! Power Wheel!<br />
[00:51] <@LowEndLem> Big Wheels kick ass!<br />
[00:52] <@LowEndLem> "Wake up, failed author that is my husband!"<br />
[00:52] <@Rycona> Good, some protein to get my brain all crazy.<br />
[00:53] <@Rycona> Can axe-wield on an empty stomach.<br />
[00:53] <@Rycona> Can't*<br />
[00:53] <@LowEndLem> "IT's a nice place to go crazy"<br />
�[00:54] <@Fernin> 20 points if you hit the buffalo square between the eyes<br />
[00:54] <@Rycona> 30 if it blinks.<br />
[00:54] <@LowEndLem> Don't look at the map or anything.<br />
[00:55] <@Rycona> Maps are for chumps.<br />
[00:55] <@Rycona> Real women and children have no need for maps.<br />
[00:55] <+not_sure> mind the skeletons<br />
[00:55] <@LowEndLem> and the occasional minotuar<br />
[00:56] <@Rycona> What are the Pope and Don King doing in here?<br />
[00:56] <+not_sure> Christ, man<br />
�[00:56] <@Fernin> that thing is way too damned big for its own good<br />
[00:56] <+not_sure> ha... Critic?<br />
[00:56] <@Rycona> Yup.<br />
�[00:57] <@Fernin> a nifty hedge maze is one thing, but seriously... the amount of upkeep it'd take for that is beyond ridiculous<br />
[00:57] <@Rycona> OH MY GOD! TUESDAY!<br />
[00:57] <@Rycona> Maybe it's all fake.<br />
[00:57] <@Rycona> That's the only plausible way.<br />
[00:57] <@Rycona> Is that a can of egg yolks?<br />
[00:57] <@LowEndLem> Yes<br />
[00:57] <@Rycona> Botulism supreme.<br />
�[00:58] <@Fernin> they're getting ready for a Rocky marathon<br />
[00:58] <@Rycona> ".....poooooorrrrrnnn."<br />
[00:58] <@LowEndLem> next?<br />
�[00:58] <@Fernin> next<br />
�[00:58] <@Fernin> go!<br />
[00:59] <@LowEndLem> go?<br />
�[00:59] <@Fernin> yes, go<br />
[00:59] <@LowEndLem> went!<br />
[00:59] <+not_sure> not like the room of ultimate evil is locked or anything<br />
[00:59] <@LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNNNN<br />
[00:59] <+not_sure> or maybe it is<br />
[00:59] <@Rycona> Evil knows no bounds... or locks.<br />
[00:59] <@LowEndLem> GAh<br />
[00:59] <@Rycona> If only I had an axe...<br />
[00:59] <@LowEndLem> That actually creeped me out<br />
[:00] <+not_sure> Quit smothering me!<br />
�[:] <@Fernin> really, what was the point of interrupting him just to tell him it's gonna snow?<br />
[:] <@LowEndLem> exposition<br />
�[:] <@Fernin> what did you expect, was he gonna jump up and down for joy, was he gonna break down crying?<br />
�[:] <@Fernin> ...though, it does beg the question, how's she supposed to know where he is, if she doesn't enter the room to see if he's there?<br />
[:] <@LowEndLem> turn off the goddamn steam whistle! <br />
�[:04] <@Fernin> Thursday was a helluva day<br />
[:04] <@LowEndLem> TURN IT THE HELL OFF. I WILL FIGHT YOU.<br />
[:04] <@LowEndLem> thank you.<br />
[:07] <@LowEndLem> So, that's creepy<br />
[:07] <@LowEndLem> ack!<br />
[:07] <@Rycona> Let's play doctor, doc.<br />
[:07] <+not_sure> damn kids and their overactive imaginations<br />
[:07] <@Rycona> Fix these people.<br />
�[:07] <@Fernin> yay for psychic seeing-into-the-past abilities!<br />
�[:07] <@Fernin> just what every 6 year old kid needs in a hotel filled with murder victims!<br />
[:08] <@Rycona> I prescribe Ritalin.<br />
[:08] <@Rycona> I how Tony would manifest if Danny lost all of his fingers?<br />
[:08] <@LowEndLem> toes.<br />
[:08] <@LowEndLem> or his penis.<br />
[:09] <@Rycona> Boners make me evil.<br />
�[:09] <@Fernin> try taking those boots off if you don't want to make a sound<br />
[:10] <@Rycona> So I can blow smoke on your peanut butter sandwiches.<br />
�[:10] <@Fernin> next part, set<br />
�[:10] <@Fernin> and go<br />
[:11] <@Rycona> Don't wake daddy.<br />
[:11] <@Rycona> Oh.<br />
[:11] <@Rycona> Too late, game over.<br />
[:11] <@LowEndLem> and now....you DIE<br />
[:11] <@Rycona> I love the mirror shot.<br />
[:11] <@Rycona> in the*<br />
�[:12] <@Fernin> does the audio seem de-synched to anyone else?<br />
[:13] <@Rycona> I was just going to ask that.<br />
[:13] <+not_sure> yeah<br />
�[:13] <@Fernin> man, that's gonna bug me the rest of the movie now...<br />
[:13] <@Rycona> What terrible English dubbing.<br />
[:13] <@Rycona> Hopefully it's only this part.<br />
[:14] <+not_sure> of course I would! err I mean wouldn't. Wouldn't.<br />
[:14] <@Rycona> "Ehhh... probably not."<br />
[:14] <@LowEndLem> creeeepy<br />
[:14] <@Rycona> The more I watch this, the more I want to read the book.<br />
[:14] <@Rycona> Damn you, Fernin!<br />
�[:15] <@Fernin> gimme about... 10 minutes<br />
[:15] <@Rycona> Making me want to read.<br />
[:16] <@Rycona> Sweet Apollo sweater.<br />
[:16] <+not_sure> oh shit<br />
�[:16] <@Fernin> Is that... Is that?! 237?!?! Oh, no, wait, it's 327, nevermind<br />
[:16] <@LowEndLem> why is she doing all the matenince?<br />
�[:16] <@Fernin> because he's gone insane already, she's just pretending not to notice<br />
[:17] <@LowEndLem> oh<br />
�[:17] <@Fernin> ...not really, but apparently I wasn't far off<br />
�[:17] <@Fernin> and, uhh... *cough* http://dl.dropbox.com/u/465476/The%20Shining.pdf *cough*<br />
[:17] <+not_sure> Dammit! stop bothering me! You know how i always like to scream for inspiration<br />
[:18] <@Rycona> Awesome. Thanks, Fer.<br />
�[:18] <@Fernin> I think I'll actually spend the next couple nights re-reading that myself<br />
�[:19] <@Fernin> I dunno if this is where the scene was deleted or not... NS?<br />
[:19] <@LowEndLem> "autoerotic asphxyation"<br />
[:20] <+not_sure> not yet, I think<br />
[:20] <@Rycona> He's been hanging out with David Carradine again.<br />
[:20] <+not_sure> maybe... I don't remember<br />
�[:21] <@Fernin> part 7, ready, and set<br />
[:21] <+not_sure> ah... comments in part 8 talk about it<br />
�[:21] <@Fernin> and go<br />
�[:22] <@Fernin> Welcome to the Insano-Bar! You must be this insane to drink here.<br />
[:23] <@LowEndLem> Oh, insanity is awesome.<br />
[:24] <@LowEndLem> Hey, Jack's drinking Jack!<br />
[:24] <@Rycona> White man's burden?<br />
[:24] <@Rycona> What? Success and affluence?<br />
[:24] <@LowEndLem> I just slapped myself for that joke.<br />
[:24] <@Rycona> Not only are his characters named after himself, but so is the alcohol he drinks.<br />
[:25] <@Rycona> The upstairs sperm bank?<br />
[:26] <@Rycona> I didn't mean to dislocate his arm... I meant to kill him.<br />
[:28] <@Rycona> Rinker. What a terrible stage name.<br />
�[:29] <@Fernin> ...what, they're fine with the picture of a naked lady?<br />
[:29] <@Rycona> It's Arthur "Two Lamps" Jackson.<br />
[:29] <@Rycona> A lot of light for so little reading.<br />
[:29] <@LowEndLem> STOP RINGING THE BELL<br />
[:30] <@LowEndLem> Christ, I hate noises like that.<br />
[:30] <@LowEndLem> Oh, you tripped the burgler alarm<br />
[:30] <+not_sure> Damn cicadas <br />
[:30] <@Rycona> Decorative pillows piss me off.<br />
�[:31] <@Fernin> at this point, I'm 99% sure that something that was in the book won't get shown at all...<br />
�[:31] <@Fernin> it was supposed to be shown back when they were first touring the hotel<br />
�[:31] <@Fernin> but, anyway, onto the next part<br />
[:31] <+not_sure> *missing scene*<br />
[:32] <@LowEndLem> huh?<br />
�[:32] <@Fernin> before we start part 8<br />
[:32] <@Rycona> Let's have a prayer.<br />
�[:32] <@Fernin> they cut out the naked old decaying lady in the bathtub scene for youtube<br />
[:32] <@LowEndLem> ooooh<br />
[:32] <@Rycona> That sucks, but sensible enough.<br />
�[:32] <@Fernin> Jack finds her, she gets up and starts walking after him and cackling<br />
[:33] <@Rycona> Sexy.<br />
�[:33] <@Fernin> despite being fully and obviously dead<br />
[:33] <+not_sure> well, we could watch one of the related videos that claim to have it :P<br />
[:33] <@LowEndLem> terrifying<br />
[:33] <+not_sure> or not<br />
�[:33] <@Fernin> okay, go, if you haven't already<br />
[:34] <@Rycona> Not even the WWIII phone works.<br />
�[:35] <@Fernin> "I'll just lie to my wife and make her think /she's/ the crazy one"<br />
[:35] <@Rycona> "There was a nice, naked old lady. She gave me some cookies and told me what a nice boy Danny was."<br />
[:36] <@Rycona> Someone call CSI!<br />
�[:37] <@Fernin> convenient that his parents keep forgetting he's psychic and can hear them wherever they are<br />
[:37] <@LowEndLem> I want some rum now.<br />
[:37] <@Rycona> I wonder if there are any beers left...<br />
[:37] <@Rycona> I'm sick, but I might have one anyway.<br />
[:38] <@Rycona> He could get by Boulder if he had the HAMMER instead of the AXE.<br />
�[:38] <@Fernin> I'm not gonna let you fuck this up! I'ma fuck it up myself!<br />
[:40] <@Rycona> I'm too lazy to call you back.<br />
[:40] <@Rycona> I didn't know NS was a cop... or whatever.<br />
[:41] <@Rycona> Ghosts don't need money.<br />
[:43] <@Rycona> No club soda?<br />
[:43] <@Rycona> Or is that just a woman thing?<br />
[:44] <+not_sure> one sec. bathroom<br />
[:44] <@Rycona> Seems like everyone's getting too wrapped up in the movie to make comments.<br />
[:44] <@Rycona> I'm grabbing a beer.<br />
[:45] <@LowEndLem> I was reading TvTropes....<br />
[:45] <+not_sure> ok<br />
�[:45] <@Fernin> bah you, Lem, you're the one who hasn't seen it<br />
[:45] <@LowEndLem> I have it open next to me<br />
[:45] <@LowEndLem> two windows<br />
[:45] <@LowEndLem> i flicked between both.<br />
[:45] <@LowEndLem> besides, tvtropes!<br />
[:46] <@Rycona> I need to dig into that site a bit more too.<br />
[:46] <@Rycona> And damn it, the beer is gone.<br />
[:46] <@Rycona> Probably for the best, since I just took some Tylenol and am sick.<br />
�[:46] <@Fernin> okay, all set for part 9, where it starts to get even freakier<br />
�[:46] <@Fernin> go<br />
[:46] <@LowEndLem> kk<br />
[:48] <@LowEndLem> the look on his face is epic<br />
�[:48] <@Fernin> two daughters, twins, like wearing blue and being eviscerated<br />
[:48] <+not_sure> i'm a big fan.<br />
[:48] <+not_sure> any advice?<br />
[:48] <@LowEndLem> ok, now the look is actually terrifying.<br />
[:50] <@Rycona> What time are you guys at? I think I'm a bit behind you.<br />
�[:50] <@Fernin> 3:45 right now<br />
[:50] <+not_sure> 3:50<br />
[:51] <@Rycona> Yea, I was 30 seconds behind.<br />
[:51] <@Rycona> Thanks.<br />
[:51] <@LowEndLem> I'm at 4:35<br />
[:51] <@Rycona> Or a spanking.<br />
[:52] <@Rycona> Or a killling.<br />
[:52] <@LowEndLem> with a hatchet<br />
�[:52] <@Fernin> You can do a lot of... corrrecting with a... dammit, Lem beat me to it<br />
[:52] <+not_sure> Gave her a real hatchet job<br />
[:52] <@Rycona> Hahaha.<br />
[:53] <@Rycona> I'd rather call the Power Rangers.<br />
[:53] <+not_sure> Danny, you know you're not old enough to drink.<br />
�[:53] <@Fernin> Are you having a bad dream... with your eyes open?<br />
[:54] <@Rycona> Stop pouring food coloring into Daddy's alcohol.<br />
[:54] <@Rycona> At least the demon has respect.<br />
[:54] <@LowEndLem> Would you like to leave a message?<br />
[:54] <@Rycona> Danny is sleepdemoning again.<br />
[:55] <@Rycona> 1 + 12 = 13!!!<br />
[:56] <@LowEndLem> flimsy....<br />
[:57] <@LowEndLem> next<br />
�[:57] <@Fernin> part 10, the spoooooky airplane ride<br />
[:57] <@LowEndLem> serioisly?<br />
�[:57] <@Fernin> go<br />
[:57] <@Rycona> Someone's watching Heroes on the plane.<br />
[:58] <+not_sure> "kill kill kill kill kill kill"... writer's block. oh! "kill kill kill"<br />
[:] <@Rycona> Oh shit. I left my cows outside!<br />
[:] <@Rycona> Let me put my cigarette out in your chocolate milk.<br />
[:] <@LowEndLem> roadrunner fixes everything<br />
[:] <@LowEndLem> even demon possession<br />
[:] <+not_sure> I didn't even know there was a roadrunner theme song<br />
[:] <@Rycona> No baseball allowed in the hotel.<br />
�[:] <@Fernin> holding it at the bottom will give you a better swing, lady, no need to choke up on it so much<br />
[:] <@Rycona> She's always been a bunter.<br />
[:] <+not_sure> "feelin' fine." Oh, well that's good.<br />
[:04] <@LowEndLem> I actually wrote that on an English assignment i didn't feel like doing one day.<br />
[:04] <@LowEndLem> My tacher was not amused.<br />
�[:04] <@Fernin> haha<br />
[:04] <@LowEndLem> *teacher<br />
[:04] <@LowEndLem> best novel ever!<br />
[:04] <@Rycona> I would act like I wasn't, but deep down, I'd be proud.<br />
[:05] <+not_sure> Is this how King pads his novels?<br />
[:05] <@LowEndLem> yeah, it actually says that on a few pages of Christine<br />
[:] <@Rycona> Hmmm.<br />
�[:] <@Fernin> "You're batshit insane. Anything else new with you?"<br />
�[:07] <@Fernin> next part, set?<br />
[:08] <@LowEndLem> tep<br />
[:08] <@Rycona> Yup.<br />
�[:08] <@Fernin> go<br />
[:09] <@Rycona> Fucking ads. No, I don't want to cartoon myself.<br />
[:10] <@Rycona> And since when is cartoon a transitive verb?<br />
�[:10] <@Fernin> ...er?<br />
�[:10] <@Fernin> you have ads on youtube or something?<br />
[:10] <@Rycona> Just one of those ads that popped up over the bottom of the movie.<br />
�[:10] <@Fernin> ahh, that kind of ad<br />
[:11] <@LowEndLem> i had ads<br />
[:11] <+not_sure> dammit, woman. sing the bat!<br />
[:11] <+not_sure> swing*<br />
[:11] <@LowEndLem> that counts as hurting<br />
[:12] <+not_sure> this scene is so brilliant<br />
�[:12] <@Fernin> now that's a solid double<br />
[:12] <@Rycona> Do the stairs get an RBI?<br />
[:12] <@LowEndLem> he seems like he had fun with this role.<br />
�[:13] <@Fernin> who wouldn't? You get to be batshit insane<br />
[:13] <@Rycona> And bathit insane.<br />
[:13] <@LowEndLem> Seriously lady? You couldn't UNLOCK IT?<br />
[:13] <@Rycona> Chef's get an office?<br />
[:13] <@Rycona> * - '<br />
�[:14] <@Fernin> calm down, at least she didn't stick you in the freezer<br />
[:14] <@Rycona> I never understood how people can say "I'll forget the whole thing" about something as traumatizing as this.<br />
�[:15] <@Fernin> especially when they instigated it themselves<br />
[:15] <@LowEndLem> Well shit, she won't<br />
[:15] <@LowEndLem> STOP DETAILING YOUR PLAN<br />
�[:16] <@Fernin> either I wasn't paying attention, or they skipped the scene showing him dismantling the snow cat<br />
[:16] <@Rycona> I don't remember seeing that either.<br />
�[:16] <@Fernin> I think they have it as a Surprise! moment in the movie, the book talks about him while he does it<br />
[:16] <@LowEndLem> they skipped it<br />
�[:17] <@Fernin> in fact, the book has it as a big battle with him, he first considers it early on, and considers it again and again as he loses his sanity<br />
�[:17] <@Fernin> it's a much slower process in the book, him going wacko<br />
[:17] <@Rycona> I'm afraid I'm going to read the book and hate the movie.<br />
[:18] <@Rycona> That's happened with other things.<br />
[:18] <+not_sure> Well, movies are movies, books are books<br />
[:18] <@Rycona> Although I can still watch It.<br />
[:18] <+not_sure> can't cover it all<br />
[:18] <@Rycona> True.<br />
�[:18] <@Fernin> I've only read the book once, and while the movie does skip out on a lot of stuff from the book... it's still a /damned/ good horror movie<br />
�[:19] <@Fernin> part 12, ghosts everywhere!<br />
[:19] <@LowEndLem> k<br />
�[:19] <@Fernin> and this time I am serious about that, go<br />
[:20] <@Rycona> Or the batter of you.<br />
[:20] <+not_sure> that was uncalled for<br />
[:21] <@Rycona> It's the only word he can muster with his writer's block.<br />
[:23] <@Rycona> I wonder if the kid felt a little weird doing this for the movie.<br />
�[:23] <@Fernin> I wonder how many takes it took to shoot the scene...<br />
[:24] <@Rycona> How cute, a backwards D and R.<br />
[:24] <@LowEndLem> "Mommy has a headache, please be quiet"<br />
�[:25] <@Fernin> oh, right, the earlier scene that got left out of the movie during the hotel tour...<br />
�[:26] <@Fernin> the hotel has a Presidential Suite... that Danny saw blood and brains on the wall of during the tour<br />
�[:26] <@Fernin> pales a bit in comparison to the elevator of blood, but it still would've been nice to drive home the "lots and lots and lots of murders have happened here" idea<br />
[:26] <@Rycona> I wonder if a King or Dictator would feel insulted staying in a Presidential suite.<br />
[:28] <@LowEndLem> stab fail!<br />
[:28] <@LowEndLem> shoulda slit his wrist or something<br />
[:29] <@Rycona> She doesn't seem to have much proficiency with knives or bats.<br />
[:29] <@LowEndLem> part 13!<br />
[:29] <@LowEndLem> yaaaaaay<br />
[:29] <@LowEndLem> weee<br />
[:29] <@LowEndLem> stupid lag.<br />
�[:29] * FabriqueAuMexique (~eggburns@S01950ac7e5.ed.shawcable.net) has joined #MSLT3K<br />
[:29] <FabriqueAuMexique> Aloha<br />
�[:29] <@Fernin> here you are, Fig - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRcNDery_Ic&feature=related<br />
[:29] <@LowEndLem> fucking took you long enough!<br />
[:30] <@Rycona> Yo, Fig.<br />
[:30] <FabriqueAuMexique> Sorry 'bout passing out, earlier<br />
[:30] <+not_sure> only 2 parts left<br />
[:30] <@LowEndLem> oh, then it's cool<br />
[:30] <@Rycona> And one is a penis.<br />
�[:30] <@Fernin> also, if you're interested, Fig, here's the novel, in pdf format - http://dl.dropbox.com/u/465476/The%20Shining.pdf<br />
[:31] <@Rycona> According to the top comment: "apparenlty kubrick was able to film the whole movie without the little boy realizing it was a horror movie... "<br />
[:31] <FabriqueAuMexique> Heh, the novel<br />
[:31] <FabriqueAuMexique> No thanks, I've got a real copy<br />
[:31] <@Rycona> Well, aren't you a fancy man?<br />
[:31] <FabriqueAuMexique> I've heard that before, Ry<br />
[:31] <@Rycona> With your physical books.<br />
[:31] <FabriqueAuMexique> Anyway, ready<br />
[:32] <@LowEndLem> ready<br />
�[:32] <@Fernin> I think we're all set, then<br />
[:32] <@Rycona> It makes sense though. You don't want to traumatize the poor kid.<br />
�[:32] <@Fernin> go!<br />
[:32] <FabriqueAuMexique> Ooh, the climactic ending<br />
[:33] <@Rycona> You think she'd dispose of that nasty wedding ring.<br />
[:33] <@LowEndLem> Worst protaganist ever<br />
[:34] <@Rycona> I don't know if I'd call her that. She has a hand in this as well.<br />
[:34] <+not_sure> So she married an axe murderer...<br />
[:34] <@Rycona> Hehehehe.<br />
�[:34] <@Fernin> who's the protagonist, then, Danny?<br />
�[:34] <@Fernin> Jack's clearly of the antagonist variety<br />
[:35] <+not_sure> I thought Jack was both<br />
[:35] <@LowEndLem> sunch nuanced dialoge.<br />
[:36] <@Rycona> Danny, I guess, since it's Tony who is the disturbed one... or whatever.<br />
[:36] <@Rycona> Poor kid just had shitty parents.<br />
�[:36] <@Fernin> hopefully your memory is better than mine, Fig, we need to explain Tony to them, since the movie doesn't bother<br />
[:37] <@LowEndLem> what in the holy dicks is going on<br />
�[:37] <@Fernin> looks like I was off by a part, /this/ is the one that has ghosts everywhere<br />
[:37] <FabriqueAuMexique> I haven't read the book in years :/<br />
[:37] <@LowEndLem> ....<br />
[:37] <@LowEndLem> WHAT<br />
�[:37] <@Fernin> random furry sex, something wrong with that?<br />
�[:37] <@Fernin> ...and yes, that was in the book, as well<br />
[:37] <@LowEndLem> on some level, yes.<br />
[:37] <@Rycona> It's amazing what people do with less oxygen in the air.<br />
[:38] <@Rycona> ...on an old Indian Burial ground...<br />
[:38] <+not_sure> Danny come here! I wanna axe you something!<br />
�[:38] <@Fernin> the furry sex stuff was actually greatly expanded in the book, there were all sorts of people in masks, and the "dog"... or, bear, or whatever that thing was did a lot more than just look up once<br />
[:38] <@Rycona> He must be from the future.<br />
[:40] <@LowEndLem> noooooo<br />
[:40] <+not_sure> Nooo! not Scatman!<br />
[:41] <@LowEndLem> next!<br />
[:41] <FabriqueAuMexique> Ready<br />
�[:41] <@Fernin> last part!<br />
�[:41] <@Fernin> go!<br />
[:42] <@Rycona> They're all having a wonderful time.<br />
[:42] <@LowEndLem> thats mildly horrifying<br />
[:42] <+not_sure> kids aren't that smart<br />
[:42] <@Rycona> Now is not the time for breakdancing practice, Danny!<br />
�[:42] <@Fernin> they are when they're possessed by themselves<br />
[:43] <+not_sure> dalmations, maybe. <br />
[:43] <@LowEndLem> BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOD<br />
�[:43] <@Fernin> that's who Tony is... Danny, from slightly in the future, psychically talking to himself<br />
�[:43] <@Fernin> ...I think, it's also been a long time since I read the book<br />
[:43] <+not_sure> that I didn't know<br />
[:43] <@Rycona> Danny = Danza. I was right all along.<br />
[:44] <@Rycona> Oh Danny Boy... the axe, the axe is calling...<br />
[:45] <@LowEndLem> heheheh<br />
�[:46] <@Fernin> Muy li's ah fwozhen!<br />
[:46] <+not_sure> Nice Stallone<br />
[:46] <+not_sure> now do Arnold<br />
[:46] <@Rycona> Haha.<br />
[:47] <@LowEndLem> close!<br />
[:47] <@Rycona> They get away in the Snowcrawler.<br />
[:48] <@LowEndLem> thats disturbimg.<br />
�[:48] <@Fernin> just wait for the final mindfuck... which was totally invented for the movie<br />
[:49] <@LowEndLem> so, he was a ghost, or now he's a ghost among them<br />
[:49] <@Rycona> It's the Matrix.<br />
�[:49] <@Fernin> to be honest, I'm not sure<br />
[:50] <FabriqueAuMexique> Well, that ending was much less satsifying with absolutely no buildup<br />
[:50] <@Rycona> Bela Bartok? No shit.<br />
[:51] <@Rycona> Leonard does the best hairstyles.<br />
[:51] <@LowEndLem> 20's music advisors...picked a song written in the 30's for the credits.<br />
[:52] <@Rycona> Fin.<br />
[:52] <@LowEndLem> well, that was interesting<br />
</blockquote></div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K/20&diff=7967MSLT3K/202010-02-14T08:35:44Z<p>LowEndLem: </p>
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<div>''The Shining'' was the nineteenth movie done by [[MSLT3K]]. The crew for this session consisted of [[Captain_Pollution| FigNewton]], [[Fernin]], [[TARDISman]], and [[TheThunderThief]].<br />
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==Log==<br />
<blockquote><br />
<br>[00:10] <@LowEndLem> okay, loaded enough<br />
<br>[00:10] <@LowEndLem> say when<br />
�<br>[00:10] * @Mr_Scotty (~chatzilla@97-117-14-44.slkc.qwest.net) Quit (Client closed connection�)<br />
<br>[00:10] <@LowEndLem> ....<br />
<br>[00:11] <+not_sure> is that the signal?<br />
<br>[00:11] <@LowEndLem> no it is not.<br />
�<br>[00:11] * +not_sure rewinds<br />
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<br>[00:11] <Mr_Scotty> ready<br />
<br>[00:12] <Mr_Scotty> I guess I'll fill in for fig<br />
<br>[00:12] <Mr_Scotty> SO who's ready?<br />
<br>[00:12] <@LowEndLem> we good then?<br />
<br>[00:12] <Mr_Scotty> *So<br />
�<br>[00:12] <@Fernin> well, we were ready when you first asked us, but when you disappeared, we all said fuck it and closed all the youtube windows<br />
<br>[00:12] <Mr_Scotty> ...<br />
<br>[00:12] <Mr_Scotty> Seriously?<br />
<br>[00:12] <+not_sure> stop that<br />
<br>[00:12] <@Rycona> Youtube? OH!<br />
<br>[00:13] <@LowEndLem> HOLY SHIT. REALLY?<br />
<br>[00:13] <@Rycona> I thought this was on Redtube...<br />
<br>[00:13] <@LowEndLem> *facepalm*<br />
�<br>[00:13] <@Fernin> yes, we're ready, do your Fig impression already<br />
<br>[00:13] <Mr_Scotty> Okay a go go go <br />
<br>[00:13] <@Rycona> Ah, WB.<br />
<br>[00:13] <+not_sure> I'm officially using all my "ready's" in advance<br />
<br>[00:14] <+not_sure> so I don't say to say so each time<br />
<br>[00:14] <Mr_Scotty> ominous music lets you know it's a horror<br />
<br>[00:14] <+not_sure> have to say so*<br />
<br>[00:14] <@Rycona> Lazy robot.<br />
<br>[00:14] <@LowEndLem> I spy....<br />
<br>[00:14] <@LowEndLem> nothing. I lied.<br />
<br>[00:14] <Mr_Scotty> I spy your mom<br />
<br>[00:15] <@LowEndLem> yaay, kubrick<br />
<br>[00:15] <+not_sure> also, a scene is cut from this, from what I saw in the comments ahead<br />
<br>[00:15] <@Rycona> This is National Lampoon's Scary Abandoned Hotel Vacation, right?<br />
<br>[00:15] <+not_sure> real shame<br />
<br>[00:15] <@LowEndLem> also, i'm probably a few seconds ahead<br />
�<br>[00:15] <@Fernin> I'm guessing it has to do with a bathtub, NS?<br />
<br>[00:15] <+not_sure> that's the one<br />
�<br>[00:15] <@Fernin> thought as much<br />
<br>[00:16] <@LowEndLem> Christ, I'm already bored.<br />
<br>[00:16] <+not_sure> it's Kubrick :P<br />
<br>[00:16] <@LowEndLem> This better be like, an orgasm of a movie.<br />
<br>[00:16] <Mr_Scotty> The intro could have been easily made on windows movie make<br />
<br>[00:16] <@LowEndLem> I literally better jizz. I gave up porn to watch this<br />
�<br>[00:16] <@Fernin> it was 1970 something, give 'em a break, Hack<br />
<br>[00:16] <+not_sure> 80<br />
<br>[00:16] <+not_sure> well, released, anyway<br />
<br>[00:17] <@Rycona> This movie is brought to you by JackTorrentz.com<br />
<br>[00:17] <+not_sure> ha<br />
<br>[00:17] <Mr_Scotty> how punny<br />
<br>[00:17] <@Rycona> Someday, I'll turn that p into an f.<br />
�<br>[00:17] <@Fernin> humorously enough, any movies I put up were gotten via torrentz.com<br />
<br>[00:18] <@Rycona> Hahaha.<br />
<br>[00:18] <@Rycona> Secret pun.<br />
<br>[00:18] <@Rycona> Not even I knew about it!<br />
<br>[00:18] <@LowEndLem> that kid is all fucked up<br />
<br>[00:18] <Mr_Scotty> The mother is as well<br />
<br>[00:18] <@Rycona> It's because his mom smokes at the fucking table while he eats his meals.<br />
<br>[00:19] <Mr_Scotty> facially anyway <br />
�<br>[00:19] <@Fernin> read the book, Danny's alter-ego is just plain awesome in the book<br />
�<br>[00:19] <@Fernin> he's barely even touched upon in the movie<br />
<br>[00:19] <+not_sure> I heard King didn't like the movie<br />
<br>[00:19] <@Rycona> Some people get emphysema or cancer... some start expressing themselves through a finger.<br />
<br>[00:19] <Mr_Scotty> IF i randomly DC go on without me<br />
<br>[00:20] <@Rycona> I haven't read the book. Damn.<br />
<br>[00:20] <Mr_Scotty> Your mom expresses herself with her finger<br />
<br>[00:20] <@Rycona> I didn't know Pat Sajak ran a hotel.<br />
�<br>[00:20] <@Fernin> yay, seclusion!<br />
<br>[00:20] <@Rycona> Yea, usually the middle one.<br />
�<br>[00:20] <@Fernin> yay, sanity-draining seclusion!<br />
<br>[00:20] <@LowEndLem> im hungry.<br />
<br>[00:21] <@LowEndLem> I wish i was a repairman in a very out of the way hotel where no one can find me<br />
[00:21] <Mr_Scotty> You'd jack off in a closet<br />
[00:21] <@Rycona> I'd jack off on all the elevator buttons.<br />
[00:22] <@Rycona> It's like the ass pennies system of self-confidence with elevator buttons.<br />
[00:22] <@LowEndLem> I would really just walk around without pants, randomly touching myself<br />
[00:22] <@Rycona> Hmm... this feels like foreshadowing.<br />
[00:22] <@Rycona> Nahhhh.<br />
[00:22] <Mr_Scotty> gah mine froze<br />
[00:23] <@LowEndLem> fail<br />
[00:23] <@LowEndLem> WHY IS HE TELLING HIM THIS<br />
[00:23] <@Rycona> I don't like Stuart spelled with the U.<br />
[00:23] <Mr_Scotty> okay <br />
[00:23] <@LowEndLem> "By the way, your predecessor died."<br />
[00:23] <Mr_Scotty> its back<br />
�[00:23] <@Fernin> good for you, Hack, we don't particularly care<br />
[00:23] <@Rycona> "Oh, it is because you need a LITERARY DEVICE?"<br />
[00:24] <@LowEndLem> okay, mine finished<br />
[00:24] <@LowEndLem> on to next?<br />
[00:24] <@Rycona> Don't forget, NS is ready.<br />
[00:24] <@Rycona> Lazy bastard.<br />
[00:24] <+not_sure> :P<br />
[00:24] <@Rycona> ^_^<br />
[00:24] <+not_sure> you're just jealous you didn't think of it<br />
[00:24] <@LowEndLem> just say when, boyos<br />
[00:25] <Mr_Scotty> ready<br />
[00:25] <Mr_Scotty> go<br />
[00:25] <@LowEndLem> god, that's disturbing.<br />
[00:25] <Mr_Scotty> gah i gotta go<br />
�[00:25] * Mr_Scotty (~chatzilla@97-117-14-44.slkc.qwest.net) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.5.7/20091221164558]�)<br />
[00:25] <+not_sure> ask Tony is he knows the winning lotto numbers<br />
[00:25] <@Rycona> If my kid ever does that, he's going to grow up in the basement.<br />
[00:26] <@LowEndLem> why's his finger named "tony" of all thing-THAT'S NOT WIERD AT ALL.<br />
�[00:26] <@Fernin> man, I wanna say what Tony is, but I can't remember if it's said in the movie, and I don't wanna say much about Danny<br />
[00:26] <+not_sure> "That's strange, usually the blood gets off at the third floor."<br />
[00:26] <@Rycona> It's Tony Danza, the one true god.<br />
[00:27] <@LowEndLem> is he not wearing pants?<br />
[00:27] <@Rycona> /What/ he is??<br />
[00:27] <@Rycona> ...I don't remember anything like that being addressed.<br />
[00:27] <@Rycona> It's been a long time though.<br />
�[00:27] <@Fernin> like I said, in the book :3<br />
[00:28] <@Rycona> Damn it!<br />
�[00:28] <@Fernin> it really deeply goes into Tony and Danny<br />
[00:28] <@LowEndLem> "No, Tony's my finger. I'm not crazy!"<br />
[00:28] <@Rycona> The books are always better.<br />
[00:28] <@LowEndLem> I dunno, the film version of Back Door Sluts 6 was better than the book.<br />
[00:28] <@Rycona> I named my fist "Mouthshutter Willie."<br />
[00:28] <@Rycona> Touché, Lem.<br />
�[00:28] <@Fernin> I think he is wearing really short shorts<br />
[00:29] <@Rycona> I had an English teacher that dressed like his mom.<br />
�[00:29] <@Fernin> if he wasn't, it makes that scene far more fucked up<br />
[00:29] <+not_sure> mentally, on the otherhand...<br />
[00:29] <@LowEndLem> "Aside from the fact my son's batshit insane, he's fine!"<br />
[00:30] <@Rycona> Autohypnosis? Is this a Christine tie-in?<br />
[00:30] <@Rycona> Looks like she smokes 100's.<br />
[00:31] <@Rycona> Watch the cigarette...<br />
[00:31] <@Rycona> Continuity...<br />
�[00:32] <@Fernin> "Oh, my husband dislocated my son's arm, it's no big deal"<br />
[00:32] <@LowEndLem> yes, because i care about that when I'm worried about my son being crazy!<br />
[00:32] <@Rycona> "Also, he can shoot fire out of his eyes. It's so cute!"<br />
[00:33] <@LowEndLem> That's the look of a happy father!<br />
[00:33] <@Rycona> That's why he goes nuts. Too little oxygen.<br />
�[00:33] <@Fernin> The Donnor Party, a /great/ thing to bring up with your 6 year old!<br />
[00:33] <@Rycona> Covered Wagon Times = 1960's<br />
[00:33] <@LowEndLem> I figured it was because Tony's all sortsa fucked up<br />
[00:34] <@LowEndLem> WHO LET HIM WATCH THAT<br />
�[00:34] <@Fernin> NS, have you read the book?<br />
[00:34] <@Rycona> Jack looks crazy even before he becomes crazy. I'd say it's foreshadowing, but Nicholson looks like that all the time anyway.<br />
[00:34] <+not_sure> nope<br />
�[00:34] <@Fernin> haha, so true, Ry<br />
�[00:35] <@Fernin> this is our second Nicholson movie this week, actually, we watched One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest a few days ago<br />
[00:35] <@Rycona> Now Sajak looks like Kinnicky (sp).<br />
�[00:35] <@Fernin> where he played another crazy man :D<br />
[00:35] <@Rycona> Really???<br />
[00:35] <@Rycona> That movie is awesome.<br />
[00:35] <@LowEndLem> "Can't wait to chop it up with an axe"<br />
[00:35] <@Rycona> I watched that again a few weeks ago. It's one of the few DVDs I actually have.<br />
�[00:35] <@Fernin> next part!<br />
�[00:35] <@Fernin> I know you're all ready, so go!<br />
[00:36] <@LowEndLem> "Oh, it's b eautiful, until the blood explodes off the elevators and the tiny demon girls appear<br />
[00:36] <@Rycona> Royalty are really the best people.<br />
�[00:36] <@Fernin> speak of the tiny demon devils<br />
[00:37] <@LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNNNNNN<br />
[00:37] <@Rycona> New friends.<br />
[00:37] <@Rycona> Yay.<br />
[00:37] <@LowEndLem> Or he can just break in to any room he wants<br />
[00:37] <@Rycona> "Quarters? I thought I was getting $30,000 a year?!"<br />
[00:37] <+not_sure> shame, when he finds new kids to play with they turn out to be evil<br />
�[00:38] <@Fernin> well, not really evil, just kinda dead<br />
[00:38] <@Rycona> Feel free to roam around with any AXE of your choosing.<br />
[00:38] <@LowEndLem> "Because we're geniuses!"<br />
[00:39] <@Rycona> Haha. I forgot about the Indian burial ground. I was actually just going to make a comment before he said it.<br />
�[00:39] <@Fernin> King loved his Indian burial grounds<br />
[00:39] <@Rycona> I'm guessing this place turns into a casino in the sequel.<br />
[00:40] <@LowEndLem> or both!<br />
[00:40] <@Rycona> But it doesn't have one signle toaster.<br />
[00:41] <@Rycona> single*<br />
[00:41] <@LowEndLem> "Where you will probably be locked"<br />
[00:41] <@LowEndLem> STEAK!!!<br />
�[00:41] <@Fernin> Walk-in freezer, which naturally locks from the outside<br />
[00:41] <@Rycona> "...and 14 dead bodies"<br />
�[00:42] <@Fernin> Whoops! Shit, got caught red-handed reading your son's mind.<br />
[00:42] <@LowEndLem> foooooreshadowing<br />
[00:42] <@Rycona> Black people naturally assume that all white people are doctors.<br />
[00:42] <@Rycona> The tea is ready!<br />
[00:42] <@Rycona> Someone take the water off the heat!<br />
[00:43] <@LowEndLem> turn off the goddamn steamwhistle!<br />
[00:43] <@Rycona> Dried dreams<br />
[00:43] <@Rycona> Ice Cream is the ultimate parenting tool.<br />
[00:44] <@LowEndLem> that and beatings.<br />
[00:44] <@Rycona> The light and dark side of parenting.<br />
[00:45] <@LowEndLem> but which is which....<br />
[00:45] <@LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNNN<br />
[00:46] <+not_sure> He tells me to burn things<br />
[00:46] <@Rycona> What a perfect cutoff point.<br />
�[00:46] <@Fernin> Tony told Danny plenty about this place, he told him to stay the fuck away.<br />
�[00:46] <@Fernin> Danny should've listened<br />
[00:47] <@LowEndLem> hang on<br />
[00:47] <@LowEndLem> lemme queue up part 7<br />
[00:47] <@LowEndLem> readu<br />
[00:47] <@Rycona> Ready.<br />
�[00:47] <@Fernin> k, go<br />
[00:48] <@Rycona> I prefer the Undertouch Hotel myself.<br />
[00:48] <@LowEndLem> har har<br />
[00:49] <@Rycona> Can anyplace be THAT shining??<br />
�[00:49] <@Fernin> The hotel's haunted, kid. The ghosts're gonna slaughter ya.<br />
[00:50] <@Rycona> So, is that why my $15,000 diamond-encrusted Timex watch always points to 7:?<br />
�[00:50] <@Fernin> My porn collection's in room 237, keep away from it, kid<br />
[00:50] <@LowEndLem> crazy porn stealing kids<br />
[00:50] <@Rycona> Aunt Jemina's Jugs.<br />
[00:51] <@Rycona> ...of pyrup.<br />
[00:51] <@Rycona> syrup*<br />
[00:51] <+not_sure> and don't be reading my mind between 11 and 12 at night!<br />
[00:51] <@Rycona> Yes! Power Wheel!<br />
[00:51] <@LowEndLem> Big Wheels kick ass!<br />
[00:52] <@LowEndLem> "Wake up, failed author that is my husband!"<br />
[00:52] <@Rycona> Good, some protein to get my brain all crazy.<br />
[00:53] <@Rycona> Can axe-wield on an empty stomach.<br />
[00:53] <@Rycona> Can't*<br />
[00:53] <@LowEndLem> "IT's a nice place to go crazy"<br />
�[00:54] <@Fernin> 20 points if you hit the buffalo square between the eyes<br />
[00:54] <@Rycona> 30 if it blinks.<br />
[00:54] <@LowEndLem> Don't look at the map or anything.<br />
[00:55] <@Rycona> Maps are for chumps.<br />
[00:55] <@Rycona> Real women and children have no need for maps.<br />
[00:55] <+not_sure> mind the skeletons<br />
[00:55] <@LowEndLem> and the occasional minotuar<br />
[00:56] <@Rycona> What are the Pope and Don King doing in here?<br />
[00:56] <+not_sure> Christ, man<br />
�[00:56] <@Fernin> that thing is way too damned big for its own good<br />
[00:56] <+not_sure> ha... Critic?<br />
[00:56] <@Rycona> Yup.<br />
�[00:57] <@Fernin> a nifty hedge maze is one thing, but seriously... the amount of upkeep it'd take for that is beyond ridiculous<br />
[00:57] <@Rycona> OH MY GOD! TUESDAY!<br />
[00:57] <@Rycona> Maybe it's all fake.<br />
[00:57] <@Rycona> That's the only plausible way.<br />
[00:57] <@Rycona> Is that a can of egg yolks?<br />
[00:57] <@LowEndLem> Yes<br />
[00:57] <@Rycona> Botulism supreme.<br />
�[00:58] <@Fernin> they're getting ready for a Rocky marathon<br />
[00:58] <@Rycona> ".....poooooorrrrrnnn."<br />
[00:58] <@LowEndLem> next?<br />
�[00:58] <@Fernin> next<br />
�[00:58] <@Fernin> go!<br />
[00:59] <@LowEndLem> go?<br />
�[00:59] <@Fernin> yes, go<br />
[00:59] <@LowEndLem> went!<br />
[00:59] <+not_sure> not like the room of ultimate evil is locked or anything<br />
[00:59] <@LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNNNN<br />
[00:59] <+not_sure> or maybe it is<br />
[00:59] <@Rycona> Evil knows no bounds... or locks.<br />
[00:59] <@LowEndLem> GAh<br />
[00:59] <@Rycona> If only I had an axe...<br />
[00:59] <@LowEndLem> That actually creeped me out<br />
[:00] <+not_sure> Quit smothering me!<br />
�[:] <@Fernin> really, what was the point of interrupting him just to tell him it's gonna snow?<br />
[:] <@LowEndLem> exposition<br />
�[:] <@Fernin> what did you expect, was he gonna jump up and down for joy, was he gonna break down crying?<br />
�[:] <@Fernin> ...though, it does beg the question, how's she supposed to know where he is, if she doesn't enter the room to see if he's there?<br />
[:] <@LowEndLem> turn off the goddamn steam whistle! <br />
�[:04] <@Fernin> Thursday was a helluva day<br />
[:04] <@LowEndLem> TURN IT THE HELL OFF. I WILL FIGHT YOU.<br />
[:04] <@LowEndLem> thank you.<br />
[:07] <@LowEndLem> So, that's creepy<br />
[:07] <@LowEndLem> ack!<br />
[:07] <@Rycona> Let's play doctor, doc.<br />
[:07] <+not_sure> damn kids and their overactive imaginations<br />
[:07] <@Rycona> Fix these people.<br />
�[:07] <@Fernin> yay for psychic seeing-into-the-past abilities!<br />
�[:07] <@Fernin> just what every 6 year old kid needs in a hotel filled with murder victims!<br />
[:08] <@Rycona> I prescribe Ritalin.<br />
[:08] <@Rycona> I how Tony would manifest if Danny lost all of his fingers?<br />
[:08] <@LowEndLem> toes.<br />
[:08] <@LowEndLem> or his penis.<br />
[:09] <@Rycona> Boners make me evil.<br />
�[:09] <@Fernin> try taking those boots off if you don't want to make a sound<br />
[:10] <@Rycona> So I can blow smoke on your peanut butter sandwiches.<br />
�[:10] <@Fernin> next part, set<br />
�[:10] <@Fernin> and go<br />
[:11] <@Rycona> Don't wake daddy.<br />
[:11] <@Rycona> Oh.<br />
[:11] <@Rycona> Too late, game over.<br />
[:11] <@LowEndLem> and now....you DIE<br />
[:11] <@Rycona> I love the mirror shot.<br />
[:11] <@Rycona> in the*<br />
�[:12] <@Fernin> does the audio seem de-synched to anyone else?<br />
[:13] <@Rycona> I was just going to ask that.<br />
[:13] <+not_sure> yeah<br />
�[:13] <@Fernin> man, that's gonna bug me the rest of the movie now...<br />
[:13] <@Rycona> What terrible English dubbing.<br />
[:13] <@Rycona> Hopefully it's only this part.<br />
[:14] <+not_sure> of course I would! err I mean wouldn't. Wouldn't.<br />
[:14] <@Rycona> "Ehhh... probably not."<br />
[:14] <@LowEndLem> creeeepy<br />
[:14] <@Rycona> The more I watch this, the more I want to read the book.<br />
[:14] <@Rycona> Damn you, Fernin!<br />
�[:15] <@Fernin> gimme about... 10 minutes<br />
[:15] <@Rycona> Making me want to read.<br />
[:16] <@Rycona> Sweet Apollo sweater.<br />
[:16] <+not_sure> oh shit<br />
�[:16] <@Fernin> Is that... Is that?! 237?!?! Oh, no, wait, it's 327, nevermind<br />
[:16] <@LowEndLem> why is she doing all the matenince?<br />
�[:16] <@Fernin> because he's gone insane already, she's just pretending not to notice<br />
[:17] <@LowEndLem> oh<br />
�[:17] <@Fernin> ...not really, but apparently I wasn't far off<br />
�[:17] <@Fernin> and, uhh... *cough* http://dl.dropbox.com/u/465476/The%20Shining.pdf *cough*<br />
[:17] <+not_sure> Dammit! stop bothering me! You know how i always like to scream for inspiration<br />
[:18] <@Rycona> Awesome. Thanks, Fer.<br />
�[:18] <@Fernin> I think I'll actually spend the next couple nights re-reading that myself<br />
�[:19] <@Fernin> I dunno if this is where the scene was deleted or not... NS?<br />
[:19] <@LowEndLem> "autoerotic asphxyation"<br />
[:20] <+not_sure> not yet, I think<br />
[:20] <@Rycona> He's been hanging out with David Carradine again.<br />
[:20] <+not_sure> maybe... I don't remember<br />
�[:21] <@Fernin> part 7, ready, and set<br />
[:21] <+not_sure> ah... comments in part 8 talk about it<br />
�[:21] <@Fernin> and go<br />
�[:22] <@Fernin> Welcome to the Insano-Bar! You must be this insane to drink here.<br />
[:23] <@LowEndLem> Oh, insanity is awesome.<br />
[:24] <@LowEndLem> Hey, Jack's drinking Jack!<br />
[:24] <@Rycona> White man's burden?<br />
[:24] <@Rycona> What? Success and affluence?<br />
[:24] <@LowEndLem> I just slapped myself for that joke.<br />
[:24] <@Rycona> Not only are his characters named after himself, but so is the alcohol he drinks.<br />
[:25] <@Rycona> The upstairs sperm bank?<br />
[:26] <@Rycona> I didn't mean to dislocate his arm... I meant to kill him.<br />
[:28] <@Rycona> Rinker. What a terrible stage name.<br />
�[:29] <@Fernin> ...what, they're fine with the picture of a naked lady?<br />
[:29] <@Rycona> It's Arthur "Two Lamps" Jackson.<br />
[:29] <@Rycona> A lot of light for so little reading.<br />
[:29] <@LowEndLem> STOP RINGING THE BELL<br />
[:30] <@LowEndLem> Christ, I hate noises like that.<br />
[:30] <@LowEndLem> Oh, you tripped the burgler alarm<br />
[:30] <+not_sure> Damn cicadas <br />
[:30] <@Rycona> Decorative pillows piss me off.<br />
�[:31] <@Fernin> at this point, I'm 99% sure that something that was in the book won't get shown at all...<br />
�[:31] <@Fernin> it was supposed to be shown back when they were first touring the hotel<br />
�[:31] <@Fernin> but, anyway, onto the next part<br />
[:31] <+not_sure> *missing scene*<br />
[:32] <@LowEndLem> huh?<br />
�[:32] <@Fernin> before we start part 8<br />
[:32] <@Rycona> Let's have a prayer.<br />
�[:32] <@Fernin> they cut out the naked old decaying lady in the bathtub scene for youtube<br />
[:32] <@LowEndLem> ooooh<br />
[:32] <@Rycona> That sucks, but sensible enough.<br />
�[:32] <@Fernin> Jack finds her, she gets up and starts walking after him and cackling<br />
[:33] <@Rycona> Sexy.<br />
�[:33] <@Fernin> despite being fully and obviously dead<br />
[:33] <+not_sure> well, we could watch one of the related videos that claim to have it :P<br />
[:33] <@LowEndLem> terrifying<br />
[:33] <+not_sure> or not<br />
�[:33] <@Fernin> okay, go, if you haven't already<br />
[:34] <@Rycona> Not even the WWIII phone works.<br />
�[:35] <@Fernin> "I'll just lie to my wife and make her think /she's/ the crazy one"<br />
[:35] <@Rycona> "There was a nice, naked old lady. She gave me some cookies and told me what a nice boy Danny was."<br />
[:36] <@Rycona> Someone call CSI!<br />
�[:37] <@Fernin> convenient that his parents keep forgetting he's psychic and can hear them wherever they are<br />
[:37] <@LowEndLem> I want some rum now.<br />
[:37] <@Rycona> I wonder if there are any beers left...<br />
[:37] <@Rycona> I'm sick, but I might have one anyway.<br />
[:38] <@Rycona> He could get by Boulder if he had the HAMMER instead of the AXE.<br />
�[:38] <@Fernin> I'm not gonna let you fuck this up! I'ma fuck it up myself!<br />
[:40] <@Rycona> I'm too lazy to call you back.<br />
[:40] <@Rycona> I didn't know NS was a cop... or whatever.<br />
[:41] <@Rycona> Ghosts don't need money.<br />
[:43] <@Rycona> No club soda?<br />
[:43] <@Rycona> Or is that just a woman thing?<br />
[:44] <+not_sure> one sec. bathroom<br />
[:44] <@Rycona> Seems like everyone's getting too wrapped up in the movie to make comments.<br />
[:44] <@Rycona> I'm grabbing a beer.<br />
[:45] <@LowEndLem> I was reading TvTropes....<br />
[:45] <+not_sure> ok<br />
�[:45] <@Fernin> bah you, Lem, you're the one who hasn't seen it<br />
[:45] <@LowEndLem> I have it open next to me<br />
[:45] <@LowEndLem> two windows<br />
[:45] <@LowEndLem> i flicked between both.<br />
[:45] <@LowEndLem> besides, tvtropes!<br />
[:46] <@Rycona> I need to dig into that site a bit more too.<br />
[:46] <@Rycona> And damn it, the beer is gone.<br />
[:46] <@Rycona> Probably for the best, since I just took some Tylenol and am sick.<br />
�[:46] <@Fernin> okay, all set for part 9, where it starts to get even freakier<br />
�[:46] <@Fernin> go<br />
[:46] <@LowEndLem> kk<br />
[:48] <@LowEndLem> the look on his face is epic<br />
�[:48] <@Fernin> two daughters, twins, like wearing blue and being eviscerated<br />
[:48] <+not_sure> i'm a big fan.<br />
[:48] <+not_sure> any advice?<br />
[:48] <@LowEndLem> ok, now the look is actually terrifying.<br />
[:50] <@Rycona> What time are you guys at? I think I'm a bit behind you.<br />
�[:50] <@Fernin> 3:45 right now<br />
[:50] <+not_sure> 3:50<br />
[:51] <@Rycona> Yea, I was 30 seconds behind.<br />
[:51] <@Rycona> Thanks.<br />
[:51] <@LowEndLem> I'm at 4:35<br />
[:51] <@Rycona> Or a spanking.<br />
[:52] <@Rycona> Or a killling.<br />
[:52] <@LowEndLem> with a hatchet<br />
�[:52] <@Fernin> You can do a lot of... corrrecting with a... dammit, Lem beat me to it<br />
[:52] <+not_sure> Gave her a real hatchet job<br />
[:52] <@Rycona> Hahaha.<br />
[:53] <@Rycona> I'd rather call the Power Rangers.<br />
[:53] <+not_sure> Danny, you know you're not old enough to drink.<br />
�[:53] <@Fernin> Are you having a bad dream... with your eyes open?<br />
[:54] <@Rycona> Stop pouring food coloring into Daddy's alcohol.<br />
[:54] <@Rycona> At least the demon has respect.<br />
[:54] <@LowEndLem> Would you like to leave a message?<br />
[:54] <@Rycona> Danny is sleepdemoning again.<br />
[:55] <@Rycona> 1 + 12 = 13!!!<br />
[:56] <@LowEndLem> flimsy....<br />
[:57] <@LowEndLem> next<br />
�[:57] <@Fernin> part 10, the spoooooky airplane ride<br />
[:57] <@LowEndLem> serioisly?<br />
�[:57] <@Fernin> go<br />
[:57] <@Rycona> Someone's watching Heroes on the plane.<br />
[:58] <+not_sure> "kill kill kill kill kill kill"... writer's block. oh! "kill kill kill"<br />
[:] <@Rycona> Oh shit. I left my cows outside!<br />
[:] <@Rycona> Let me put my cigarette out in your chocolate milk.<br />
[:] <@LowEndLem> roadrunner fixes everything<br />
[:] <@LowEndLem> even demon possession<br />
[:] <+not_sure> I didn't even know there was a roadrunner theme song<br />
[:] <@Rycona> No baseball allowed in the hotel.<br />
�[:] <@Fernin> holding it at the bottom will give you a better swing, lady, no need to choke up on it so much<br />
[:] <@Rycona> She's always been a bunter.<br />
[:] <+not_sure> "feelin' fine." Oh, well that's good.<br />
[:04] <@LowEndLem> I actually wrote that on an English assignment i didn't feel like doing one day.<br />
[:04] <@LowEndLem> My tacher was not amused.<br />
�[:04] <@Fernin> haha<br />
[:04] <@LowEndLem> *teacher<br />
[:04] <@LowEndLem> best novel ever!<br />
[:04] <@Rycona> I would act like I wasn't, but deep down, I'd be proud.<br />
[:05] <+not_sure> Is this how King pads his novels?<br />
[:05] <@LowEndLem> yeah, it actually says that on a few pages of Christine<br />
[:] <@Rycona> Hmmm.<br />
�[:] <@Fernin> "You're batshit insane. Anything else new with you?"<br />
�[:07] <@Fernin> next part, set?<br />
[:08] <@LowEndLem> tep<br />
[:08] <@Rycona> Yup.<br />
�[:08] <@Fernin> go<br />
[:09] <@Rycona> Fucking ads. No, I don't want to cartoon myself.<br />
[:10] <@Rycona> And since when is cartoon a transitive verb?<br />
�[:10] <@Fernin> ...er?<br />
�[:10] <@Fernin> you have ads on youtube or something?<br />
[:10] <@Rycona> Just one of those ads that popped up over the bottom of the movie.<br />
�[:10] <@Fernin> ahh, that kind of ad<br />
[:11] <@LowEndLem> i had ads<br />
[:11] <+not_sure> dammit, woman. sing the bat!<br />
[:11] <+not_sure> swing*<br />
[:11] <@LowEndLem> that counts as hurting<br />
[:12] <+not_sure> this scene is so brilliant<br />
�[:12] <@Fernin> now that's a solid double<br />
[:12] <@Rycona> Do the stairs get an RBI?<br />
[:12] <@LowEndLem> he seems like he had fun with this role.<br />
�[:13] <@Fernin> who wouldn't? You get to be batshit insane<br />
[:13] <@Rycona> And bathit insane.<br />
[:13] <@LowEndLem> Seriously lady? You couldn't UNLOCK IT?<br />
[:13] <@Rycona> Chef's get an office?<br />
[:13] <@Rycona> * - '<br />
�[:14] <@Fernin> calm down, at least she didn't stick you in the freezer<br />
[:14] <@Rycona> I never understood how people can say "I'll forget the whole thing" about something as traumatizing as this.<br />
�[:15] <@Fernin> especially when they instigated it themselves<br />
[:15] <@LowEndLem> Well shit, she won't<br />
[:15] <@LowEndLem> STOP DETAILING YOUR PLAN<br />
�[:16] <@Fernin> either I wasn't paying attention, or they skipped the scene showing him dismantling the snow cat<br />
[:16] <@Rycona> I don't remember seeing that either.<br />
�[:16] <@Fernin> I think they have it as a Surprise! moment in the movie, the book talks about him while he does it<br />
[:16] <@LowEndLem> they skipped it<br />
�[:17] <@Fernin> in fact, the book has it as a big battle with him, he first considers it early on, and considers it again and again as he loses his sanity<br />
�[:17] <@Fernin> it's a much slower process in the book, him going wacko<br />
[:17] <@Rycona> I'm afraid I'm going to read the book and hate the movie.<br />
[:18] <@Rycona> That's happened with other things.<br />
[:18] <+not_sure> Well, movies are movies, books are books<br />
[:18] <@Rycona> Although I can still watch It.<br />
[:18] <+not_sure> can't cover it all<br />
[:18] <@Rycona> True.<br />
�[:18] <@Fernin> I've only read the book once, and while the movie does skip out on a lot of stuff from the book... it's still a /damned/ good horror movie<br />
�[:19] <@Fernin> part 12, ghosts everywhere!<br />
[:19] <@LowEndLem> k<br />
�[:19] <@Fernin> and this time I am serious about that, go<br />
[:20] <@Rycona> Or the batter of you.<br />
[:20] <+not_sure> that was uncalled for<br />
[:21] <@Rycona> It's the only word he can muster with his writer's block.<br />
[:23] <@Rycona> I wonder if the kid felt a little weird doing this for the movie.<br />
�[:23] <@Fernin> I wonder how many takes it took to shoot the scene...<br />
[:24] <@Rycona> How cute, a backwards D and R.<br />
[:24] <@LowEndLem> "Mommy has a headache, please be quiet"<br />
�[:25] <@Fernin> oh, right, the earlier scene that got left out of the movie during the hotel tour...<br />
�[:26] <@Fernin> the hotel has a Presidential Suite... that Danny saw blood and brains on the wall of during the tour<br />
�[:26] <@Fernin> pales a bit in comparison to the elevator of blood, but it still would've been nice to drive home the "lots and lots and lots of murders have happened here" idea<br />
[:26] <@Rycona> I wonder if a King or Dictator would feel insulted staying in a Presidential suite.<br />
[:28] <@LowEndLem> stab fail!<br />
[:28] <@LowEndLem> shoulda slit his wrist or something<br />
[:29] <@Rycona> She doesn't seem to have much proficiency with knives or bats.<br />
[:29] <@LowEndLem> part 13!<br />
[:29] <@LowEndLem> yaaaaaay<br />
[:29] <@LowEndLem> weee<br />
[:29] <@LowEndLem> stupid lag.<br />
�[:29] * FabriqueAuMexique (~eggburns@S01950ac7e5.ed.shawcable.net) has joined #MSLT3K<br />
[:29] <FabriqueAuMexique> Aloha<br />
�[:29] <@Fernin> here you are, Fig - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRcNDery_Ic&feature=related<br />
[:29] <@LowEndLem> fucking took you long enough!<br />
[:30] <@Rycona> Yo, Fig.<br />
[:30] <FabriqueAuMexique> Sorry 'bout passing out, earlier<br />
[:30] <+not_sure> only 2 parts left<br />
[:30] <@LowEndLem> oh, then it's cool<br />
[:30] <@Rycona> And one is a penis.<br />
�[:30] <@Fernin> also, if you're interested, Fig, here's the novel, in pdf format - http://dl.dropbox.com/u/465476/The%20Shining.pdf<br />
[:31] <@Rycona> According to the top comment: "apparenlty kubrick was able to film the whole movie without the little boy realizing it was a horror movie... "<br />
[:31] <FabriqueAuMexique> Heh, the novel<br />
[:31] <FabriqueAuMexique> No thanks, I've got a real copy<br />
[:31] <@Rycona> Well, aren't you a fancy man?<br />
[:31] <FabriqueAuMexique> I've heard that before, Ry<br />
[:31] <@Rycona> With your physical books.<br />
[:31] <FabriqueAuMexique> Anyway, ready<br />
[:32] <@LowEndLem> ready<br />
�[:32] <@Fernin> I think we're all set, then<br />
[:32] <@Rycona> It makes sense though. You don't want to traumatize the poor kid.<br />
�[:32] <@Fernin> go!<br />
[:32] <FabriqueAuMexique> Ooh, the climactic ending<br />
[:33] <@Rycona> You think she'd dispose of that nasty wedding ring.<br />
[:33] <@LowEndLem> Worst protaganist ever<br />
[:34] <@Rycona> I don't know if I'd call her that. She has a hand in this as well.<br />
[:34] <+not_sure> So she married an axe murderer...<br />
[:34] <@Rycona> Hehehehe.<br />
�[:34] <@Fernin> who's the protagonist, then, Danny?<br />
�[:34] <@Fernin> Jack's clearly of the antagonist variety<br />
[:35] <+not_sure> I thought Jack was both<br />
[:35] <@LowEndLem> sunch nuanced dialoge.<br />
[:36] <@Rycona> Danny, I guess, since it's Tony who is the disturbed one... or whatever.<br />
[:36] <@Rycona> Poor kid just had shitty parents.<br />
�[:36] <@Fernin> hopefully your memory is better than mine, Fig, we need to explain Tony to them, since the movie doesn't bother<br />
[:37] <@LowEndLem> what in the holy dicks is going on<br />
�[:37] <@Fernin> looks like I was off by a part, /this/ is the one that has ghosts everywhere<br />
[:37] <FabriqueAuMexique> I haven't read the book in years :/<br />
[:37] <@LowEndLem> ....<br />
[:37] <@LowEndLem> WHAT<br />
�[:37] <@Fernin> random furry sex, something wrong with that?<br />
�[:37] <@Fernin> ...and yes, that was in the book, as well<br />
[:37] <@LowEndLem> on some level, yes.<br />
[:37] <@Rycona> It's amazing what people do with less oxygen in the air.<br />
[:38] <@Rycona> ...on an old Indian Burial ground...<br />
[:38] <+not_sure> Danny come here! I wanna axe you something!<br />
�[:38] <@Fernin> the furry sex stuff was actually greatly expanded in the book, there were all sorts of people in masks, and the "dog"... or, bear, or whatever that thing was did a lot more than just look up once<br />
[:38] <@Rycona> He must be from the future.<br />
[:40] <@LowEndLem> noooooo<br />
[:40] <+not_sure> Nooo! not Scatman!<br />
[:41] <@LowEndLem> next!<br />
[:41] <FabriqueAuMexique> Ready<br />
�[:41] <@Fernin> last part!<br />
�[:41] <@Fernin> go!<br />
[:42] <@Rycona> They're all having a wonderful time.<br />
[:42] <@LowEndLem> thats mildly horrifying<br />
[:42] <+not_sure> kids aren't that smart<br />
[:42] <@Rycona> Now is not the time for breakdancing practice, Danny!<br />
�[:42] <@Fernin> they are when they're possessed by themselves<br />
[:43] <+not_sure> dalmations, maybe. <br />
[:43] <@LowEndLem> BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOD<br />
�[:43] <@Fernin> that's who Tony is... Danny, from slightly in the future, psychically talking to himself<br />
�[:43] <@Fernin> ...I think, it's also been a long time since I read the book<br />
[:43] <+not_sure> that I didn't know<br />
[:43] <@Rycona> Danny = Danza. I was right all along.<br />
[:44] <@Rycona> Oh Danny Boy... the axe, the axe is calling...<br />
[:45] <@LowEndLem> heheheh<br />
�[:46] <@Fernin> Muy li's ah fwozhen!<br />
[:46] <+not_sure> Nice Stallone<br />
[:46] <+not_sure> now do Arnold<br />
[:46] <@Rycona> Haha.<br />
[:47] <@LowEndLem> close!<br />
[:47] <@Rycona> They get away in the Snowcrawler.<br />
[:48] <@LowEndLem> thats disturbimg.<br />
�[:48] <@Fernin> just wait for the final mindfuck... which was totally invented for the movie<br />
[:49] <@LowEndLem> so, he was a ghost, or now he's a ghost among them<br />
[:49] <@Rycona> It's the Matrix.<br />
�[:49] <@Fernin> to be honest, I'm not sure<br />
[:50] <FabriqueAuMexique> Well, that ending was much less satsifying with absolutely no buildup<br />
[:50] <@Rycona> Bela Bartok? No shit.<br />
[:51] <@Rycona> Leonard does the best hairstyles.<br />
[:51] <@LowEndLem> 20's music advisors...picked a song written in the 30's for the credits.<br />
[:52] <@Rycona> Fin.<br />
[:52] <@LowEndLem> well, that was interesting<br />
</blockquote></div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K&diff=7658MSLT3K2009-11-17T05:16:42Z<p>LowEndLem: /* Teh Peoples */</p>
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<div>'''MSLT3K''', or '''Mystery SydLexia Theater 3000''' is a pet project of [[Nekkoru]], [[Fernin]], [[LowEndLem]] and a few other people from the IRC channel. Basically, we find a movie on Youtube, we watch it and provide insightful commentary during the course of the movie, just like in MST3K.<br />
<br />
==Teh Peoples==<br />
This list will almost certainly change.<br />
<br />
*[[Nekkoru]]<br />
*[[Fernin]]<br />
*[[LowEndLem]]<br />
*[[Anorexorcist]]<br />
*[[Dignant]]<br />
*[[Rycona]]<br />
*[[Chile Guy]]<br />
*[[Captain_Pollution| Dude_Love/FigNewton/PepsiHiding]]<br />
*[[TheThunderThief]]<br />
*[[Optimist_With_Doubts]]<br />
*[[AtmanRyu]]<br />
*[[Valdronius]]<br />
*[[Lottel]]<br />
*[[Ghandi]]<br />
<br />
==Movies watched==<br />
<ol><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/1|Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and LowEndLem</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/2|Where the Buffalo Roam]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and Anorexorcist</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/3|A Night at the Opera]] - with Dignant, Fernin and LowEndLem</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/4|Trigun, Episode 1: The $$60 Billion Man]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Rycona</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/5|Clerks 2]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Chile Guy</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/6|Bananaz]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Dude_Love</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/7|Ed Wood]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Dude_Love</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/8|House on Haunted Hill]] - with Fernin, Dude_Love, and LowEndLem</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/9|Day of the Wacko]] - with Nekkoru, FigNewton, and TheThunderThief</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/10|12 Angry Men]] - with Fernin, PepsiHiding, and TheThunderThief</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/11|Garfield's Halloween Adventure]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Vald, Optimist_Prime and Anorexorcist. Temporarily featuring Lemmo and AtmanRyu</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/12|Creepshow]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Vald, and Optimist_Prime</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/13|Twilight Zone: Shadow Play]] - with Fernin, Anorexorcist, Lottel, and Ghandi</li><br />
</ol><br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category: SydLexia.com IRC Channel]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K&diff=7657MSLT3K2009-11-17T05:15:39Z<p>LowEndLem: /* Teh Peoples */</p>
<hr />
<div>'''MSLT3K''', or '''Mystery SydLexia Theater 3000''' is a pet project of [[Nekkoru]], [[Fernin]], [[LowEndLem]] and a few other people from the IRC channel. Basically, we find a movie on Youtube, we watch it and provide insightful commentary during the course of the movie, just like in MST3K.<br />
<br />
==Teh Peoples==<br />
This list will almost certainly change.<br />
<br />
*[[Nekkoru]]<br />
*[[Fernin]]<br />
*[[LowEndLem/Lemmo]]<br />
*[[Anorexorcist]]<br />
*[[Dignant]]<br />
*[[Rycona]]<br />
*[[Chile Guy]]<br />
*[[Captain_Pollution| Dude_Love/FigNewton/PepsiHiding]]<br />
*[[TheThunderThief]]<br />
*[[Optimist_With_Doubts]]<br />
*[[AtmanRyu]]<br />
*[[Valdronius]]<br />
*[[Lottel]]<br />
*[[Ghandi]]<br />
<br />
==Movies watched==<br />
<ol><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/1|Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and LowEndLem</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/2|Where the Buffalo Roam]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and Anorexorcist</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/3|A Night at the Opera]] - with Dignant, Fernin and LowEndLem</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/4|Trigun, Episode 1: The $$60 Billion Man]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Rycona</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/5|Clerks 2]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Chile Guy</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/6|Bananaz]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Dude_Love</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/7|Ed Wood]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Dude_Love</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/8|House on Haunted Hill]] - with Fernin, Dude_Love, and LowEndLem</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/9|Day of the Wacko]] - with Nekkoru, FigNewton, and TheThunderThief</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/10|12 Angry Men]] - with Fernin, PepsiHiding, and TheThunderThief</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/11|Garfield's Halloween Adventure]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Vald, Optimist_Prime and Anorexorcist. Temporarily featuring Lemmo and AtmanRyu</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/12|Creepshow]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Vald, and Optimist_Prime</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/13|Twilight Zone: Shadow Play]] - with Fernin, Anorexorcist, Lottel, and Ghandi</li><br />
</ol><br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category: SydLexia.com IRC Channel]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K&diff=7530MSLT3K2009-10-07T05:29:08Z<p>LowEndLem: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''MSLT3K''', or '''Mystery SydLexia Theater 3000''' is a pet project of [[Nekkoru]], [[Fernin]], [[LowEndLem]] and a few other people from the IRC channel. Basically, we find a movie on Youtube, we watch it and provide insightful commentary during the course of the movie, just like in MST3K.<br />
<br />
==Teh Peoples==<br />
This list will almost certainly change.<br />
<br />
*[[Nekkoru]]<br />
*[[Fernin]]<br />
*[[LowEndLem]]<br />
*[[Anorexorcist]]<br />
*[[Dignant]]<br />
*[[Rycona]]<br />
*[[Chile Guy]]<br />
*[[Captain_Pollution| Dude_Love]]<br />
<br />
==Movies watched==<br />
<ol><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/1|Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and LowEndLem</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/2|Where the Buffalo Roam]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and Anorexorcist</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/3|A Night at the Opera]] - with Dignant, Fernin and LowEndLem</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/4|Trigun, Episode 1: The $$60 Billion Man]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Rycona</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/5|Clerks 2]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Chile Guy</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/6|Bananaz]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Dude_Love</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/7|Ed Wood]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Dude_Love</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/8|House on Haunted Hill]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, Dude_Love, and LowEndLem</li><br />
</ol><br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category: SydLexia.com IRC Channel]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Forumer_Birth_Year&diff=7477Forumer Birth Year2009-09-20T23:08:44Z<p>LowEndLem: /* Table of Forumer Birth Years */</p>
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<div>People keep asking what year each other are born in.<br />
<br />
This is a simple table that should hopefully collect that data and present it for all to do with what they wish.<br />
<br />
Hopefully nothing devious.<br />
<br />
=== Table of Forumer Birth Years ===<br />
''Note: A lot of these will be off by 1 year. Fix it yourself if you see it is wrong.''<br />
<br />
{| class="sortable" style="background-color:#111111;color:#eeeeee;" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="4"<br />
|-<br />
! Name !! Year Born<br />
|-<br />
| [[Syd Lexia]] || 1981<br />
|-<br />
| [[GPFontaine]] || 1980<br />
|-<br />
| [[Fernin]] || 1984<br />
|-<br />
| [[StormTrooper2011]] || 1992<br />
|-<br />
| [[Ross Rifle]] || 1989<br />
|-<br />
| [[Jackfrost]] || 1979<br />
|-<br />
| [[JimmyLazer]] || 1994<br />
|-<br />
| [[Oz]] || 1991<br />
|-<br />
| [[the_almighty_spehornoob]] || 1990<br />
|-<br />
| [[Adrenaline]] || 1992<br />
|-<br />
| [[Slayer1]] || 1989<br />
|-<br />
| [[nihilisticglee]] || 1991<br />
|-<br />
| [[Mr. Bomberman]] || 1990<br />
|-<br />
| [[Greg the White]] || 1988<br />
|-<br />
| [[Optimist With Doubts]] || 1988<br />
|-<br />
| [[Dr. Jeebus]] || 1982<br />
|-<br />
| [[Thorinair]] || 1993<br />
|-<br />
| [[SSNintendo]] || 1984<br />
|-<br />
| [[Not Sure]] || 1985<br />
|-<br />
| [[anorexorcist]] || 1991<br />
|-<br />
| [[Cameron]] || 1991<br />
|-<br />
| [[IceWarm]] || 1980<br />
|-<br />
| [[Ba‘al]] || 1990<br />
|-<br />
| [[enshinkarateman]] || 1990<br />
|-<br />
| [[Kubo]] || 1981<br />
|-<br />
| [[Nekkoru]] || 1992<br />
|-<br />
| [[hacker]] || 1993<br />
|-<br />
| [[jprime]] || 1985<br />
|-<br />
| [[SoldierHawk]] || 1984<br />
|-<br />
| [[joshwoodzell]] || 1984<br />
|-<br />
| [[ToGdor]] || 1996<br />
|-<br />
| [[Cattivo]] || 1980<br />
|-<br />
| [[docinsano]] || 1984<br />
|-<br />
| [[Ermac]] || 1982<br />
|-<br />
| [[DarknessDeku]] || 1989<br />
|-<br />
| [[UsaSatsui]] || 1978<br />
|-<br />
| [[LowEndLem]] || 1990<br />
|-)</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Zelda_Game_Opinions&diff=7268Zelda Game Opinions2009-09-02T05:21:02Z<p>LowEndLem: /* The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time */</p>
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<div>This a collection of various SydLexia.com forum members' opinion on the various games in the Zelda franchise.<br />
<br />
== The Legend of Zelda ==<br />
=== Laminated Sky ===<br />
This was the first Zelda game made, but you knew that already. Well I have beaten this game (umm the 1st quest) this is a great game, and it was for NES. The good thing about this game was, it gave you an unrealistic goal and a wooden sword... o...k.. either way, the dungeons were pretty well done, and the game wasn't really easy (not really hard either) but the negative things about it were you could only have 255 rupees, (I don't remember the reason for this but I know there is one) the Dark Nuts could only be hit from the back or side, and of course no map of the overworld.<br />
<br />
On a side note if you enter the name ZELDA as your file name you start on the 2nd quest<br />
<br />
=== worstamericanhero ===<br />
<br />
Legend of Zelda: This is the one that started it all. Walls to bomb, bushes to burn, GAMBLING, a second quest that entitled more than making enemies stronger, this is my 2nd favorite in the series. The only things I didn't like was not being able to move diagonally, and the Book of Magic/Bible which completely ruined the Magical Rod.<br />
<br />
=== Yojima ===<br />
<br />
I beat both quests, and let me say that this is the only game of the series that I have sat down to play and not been able to get up for hours from. I'm not saying that it is the best one, but it certainly was one of the more engrossing. I miss the simple times. back then, all you needed to slay a magical world conqueror was an arrow. Nowadays, you have to use a rocket launcher or a chaingun, and we all know how messy they can be. The bible lets you catch things on fire! That was totally queer. I never used the magic rod again after that.<br />
<br />
=== Kojjiro! ===<br />
whoah whoah wait WHAT. whoah WHY ARE GUYS ATTACKING ME. <br />
wh <br />
HOW DO I ATTACK JESUS CHRIST oh my GOD i'm DEAD.<br />
<br />
those were my thoughts the first time I Zelda on the NES when I was but a young schoolboy. I guess it's pretty okay I mean it's not Bionic Commando and the gameplay is obviously pretty dated. For the time it was released it's good though.<br />
<br />
=== [[SevereFlame]] ===<br />
<br />
<span style="color: green">It's a great game for it's time. If you want to have fun, then you HAVE to look up the locations of the dungeons, because spending 2 hours looking for a dungeon is NOT fun. In fact, this game is probably one of the hardest Zelda games ever. It didn't tell you where to go like Twilight Princess. It didn't tell you anything. Remember how back in those games</span> '''NINJAS HAVE KIDNAPPED THE PRESIDENT. ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?''' <span style="color: yellow">was all we fucking needed? Well, the original story didn't tell you shit. You just went in and tried to figure out what the fuck to do. That's what gives this game it's charm. Well, the pixel music helps. So do the graphics.</span> <span style="color: red"> You know what's hilarious? If you go inside the NWSW Maze and have no fucking clue where to go. You were screwed. Well, unless you died and saved and went back to the beginning. But still. So anyway, back to the charm. The monsters were pretty fucking cool. Except those Darknuts. </span><big>'''GOD I FUCKING HATE THOSE DARKNUTS!'''</big><br />
<br />
But that fairy that fully healed you every time you visited her spring was cool.<br />
<br />
== Zelda II: The Adventure of Link == <br />
=== Laminated Sky ===<br />
The 2nd Zelda game on NES a very weird RPG like Zelda game and *the only game Link could jump in* the good thing about this game is... its... umm... unique I just don't really get the game but the good thing is Link uses Magic spells he learns from these wizards in some towns. The bad things about this game are: there is no equipment, (you need the 3 B's in every Zelda game they're accentual) the random battles are a pain in the ass, there are people who turn into bats in some towns, only 3 lives which is a fucking pain `cuz this game is kinda hard, and the fact that his sword is the same color as him, and he heals by going into women`s houses is very, very weird. There are more flaws with this game like super accurate dinosaurs, invisible ghosts, a hidden town.<br />
<br />
Side note for this game is I never beat this one I`m still stuck at the last temple by the time I get there I lost a live then I loss my other to trying to navigate the maze.<br />
<br />
=== Cam-win ===<br />
<br />
This is actually one of my favorite Zeldas. It's the only Zelda game I've ever played that actually falls into the RPG category (note: in an RPG, someone has to gain experience points to get stronger). I also thought that making this game a side-scroller was pretty interesting. Though, like Laminated Sky, I thought it was particually weird that Link goes into women's houses and refills his health. Correct me if I'm wrong, but this seems exactly like prostitution.<br />
<br />
Another thing strange about this game: There's this guy in a house, and when you talk to him he says "I am error". Is there supposed to be some meaning with this?<br />
<br />
=== worstamericanhero ===<br />
<br />
This is the most underrated game ever imho. This game had many unique features at the time, such as blending a side-scroller and an RPG together, and a combat system which I throughly enjoyed. Only problem I had was with aggravatingly hard enemies. I can't remember a time when I was more angry with dying while battling an axe-wielding crocodile.<br />
<br />
=== Kojjiro! ===<br />
<br />
Zelda II is more like it imo. I thought it was better then the first, it probably could have used from a little bit more attack range but considering the screen size and the size of the sprites it all balances out pretty well.<br />
I like this one, does anyone think the magic spells were a bit useless?<br />
<br />
=== Captain_Pollution ===<br />
<br />
BEST. NES. GAME. EVER.<br />
It's VERY underrated and simply awesome, it's fun, challenging, just awesome.<br />
<br />
== The Legend of Zelda: A Link to The Past==<br />
=== Laminated Sky ===<br />
This game is the best IMO of course and has probably the most positive points that I can come up with, ehem: lots of equipment, 4 different swords, 3 different tunics, 3 different shields, 2 boomerangs, 2 different bows (well arrows), loads of bosses and dungeons, a MAP and a fairly good one at that. It also has a storyline, mini games, heart pieces (rather then the full hearts or health bar extension) and intertwine worlds Light and Dark. As for negative points I don`t really have any... o okay I got one the story line is stolen from episode 4 of Star Wars? Um well okay the annoying low health sound is there but that`s the only thing I`d figure is wrong.<br />
<br />
A side note here do you think the words "A Link to The Past" is a pun referring to both the main character Link and the word link? Or perhaps is just an odd co-incidence?<br />
<br />
=== worstamericanhero ===<br />
<br />
This is my favorite game in the series. Took everything great about the original and made it better. 2 worlds, many items to collect (Hookshot ftw), diagonal control, and a memorable soundtrack. I tried to find something that I hate about this game, but I could not.<br />
<br />
== The Legend of Zelda: Link`s Awakening ==<br />
=== Laminated Sky ===<br />
Other then the fact this game is a bit to like Mario in some parts it`s not a bad game. As far as it goes for GB games this is one of the best original GB games. Well I kinda lost this game when I was younger so, I would like to say thanks to this game I found out what a pillar is, but I digress I never beat this game and I don`t even remember how far I got in it but I do remember it was a fairly decent Zelda game.<br />
<br />
A side note for here could be something I figure out on my own. If you steal a shield from the shop owner (I think you run around him 3 times or something) that girl Malon will call you a "THIEF!" and if you go back in the store the shopkeeper makes Gannon seem weak in comparison by killing you in one hit.<br />
<br />
===Mr. Bomberman===<br />
I remember playing Link's Awakening DX (the Color version) and I played it every fucking day that summer. The game's fun, and quirky... yeah, that's the word I was looking for. It's more comedic instead of serious, unlike the console games. The ability to actually jump rocks, familiar characters such as the enemies from the Mario games (and even Dr. Wright!), and the music, make this one the best handheld Zelda game ever.<br />
<br />
As another note, Link's Awakening DX had one extra dungeon, only playable on the [[GBC]] (it was based on colors).<br />
<br />
=== worstamericanhero ===<br />
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This is the first game that I have played in the series. It's like a condensed version of A Link to the Past. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing, I just which that there weren't so many Nintendo cameos. I mean seriously, you have a Chain Chomp, Goombas, Wart, Shit, even Kirby has a small appearance in the Eagle's Tower.<br />
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===Nihilisticglee===<br />
This is one of those games that makes me miss my GBC. This game was an epic struggle for me and my friend. We were in this race to beat it, and we were both determined to be the first to see the credits. In the end, he beat me, but I got my revenge in Ocarina of Time.<br />
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===Arlock41===<br />
This the best Zelda game ever. I used to play it all the time as a kid, hell i still play it nowadays. There was a GBC port of it, but the original rocked cause there<br />
were some glitches which you could fuck around with that were fixed in the GBC one.<br />
You could also steal things from the shop, but that would result in being called "THIEF"(which i thought was hilarous when i was a kid), but the next time you go into the shop, the shop keeper pulls a Ganon and kills you. The ending was cool too. It was similar to SMB2(which sucked major ass)but was a lot cooler.<br />
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== The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time ==<br />
=== Laminated Sky === <br />
Is probably about 83% of most people favorite Zelda game (and my 2nd favorite). This is the story about a kid who lives in the forest and can`t get a fairy. This was the first Zelda done in 3D which makes it more epic then it is, but, it is epic as a Zelda game and a Nintendo game. This game has uniqueness to it, it is the only Zelda game where you can play as the older and younger versions of Link. This game has a large amount of dungeons, unique bosses, mini games, trials, and such. It also has a variety of equipment. The most noticeable thing that I think makes this game awesome is the fact that Link can use a broad sword (the Biggorons Sword). Some negatives are: you can`t use the equipment that you used as a kid when your an adult, any part of the game w/a time limit, the fact you have to sneak around the Thieve`s Den. Link is a swordsman can`t he like not get caught by a bunch of women w/pikes? He just surrenders like a little bitch.<br />
Also if you get the scarecrows song you have to memorize it and that`s kinda irritating.<br />
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Side note here is the people Saria, Darunia, Ruto, Nabooru, Impa, and Rauru whom are all sages are also town names in the 2nd Zelda weird huh?<br />
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=== Ross Rifle ===<br />
The story, the adventures, the music, everything about this game is amazing. This is definitely in my top 5, if not my favorite game of all time. It gives all the feelings of an epic cinema masterpiece. This game is perfect.<br />
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===Nihilisticglee===<br />
I got this game when I was in elementary school, and it was fucking amazing. I was one of two people who had this game, and we would spend hours talking about it. we would discuss strategies, talk about the rush of beating the boss, talk about who was farther, and argue over whether or not adult Link was saying fuck whenever he fell from a high place. This game was one of the defining things in my childhood. A couple of years ago I pop this in again and beat it five or six more times. The game was that fucking good.<br />
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=== hacker ===<br />
(from [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7863 this thread], quoted verbatim)<br />
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what if nintendo make a oot remake with windwaker graphics<br />
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i would play it<br />
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Hey, it's a good remake idea<br />
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=== jprime ===<br />
The most overrated game I ever had the pleasure of playing.<br />
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===LowEndLem===<br />
Quite simply, yes. I made my own Deku Shield one day because of this game. It broke.<br />
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== The Legend of Zelda: Majora`s Mask ==<br />
=== Laminated Sky ===<br />
Is a kinda "gaiden" to OoT where Link takes his horse Epona to Termina after some weird shit with the Skullkid he turns into a Deku. Basically this game has a time limit that can be reset at anytime if you have your ocarina you will however lose any rupees, arrows, bombs, and anything that can be in a quantity. The positives about this game is the fact that you can transform w/certain masks and you can have basically an infinite supply of rupees because there is a bank that isn't affected by the time warp... weird. Some negatives are the annoying time limit, only a few bosses, and collecting heart pieces. With only 4 bosses that give you heart pieces you have to look for a lot of them because having 7 hearts just sucks.<br />
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A side note in this maze game in Clock Town (creative name huh?) there is a girl that charges you different prices depending on how you look. (ain`t that a bitch?)<br />
20 for the Goron 15 for the Deku 10 for Link and 5 for the Zora. She must be rasict or something notice the Deku and the Goron cost the most well there skin is darker?<br />
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O yeah did you know gaiden means side story?<br />
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== The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages/Oracle of Seasons ==<br />
=== Laminated Sky === <br />
Shigeru Miyamoto pulled off a Pokémon. He made two games very similar, but unlike Pokémon these games are actually different story lines. Seasons take place in Holodrum, well Ages takes place in Labrynna. If you beat both games you could unlock new equipment and larger seed satchel. These games were and still are great Zelda games I ha(d)(ve) both games if that makes sense I actually lost my Seasons, but my Ages is still somewhere in my house. In these games you can fight Twinrova and Gannon if you beat both games. These games are great individually and better when you have both. Some negatives are: even after beating Ages I still get stuck at some points, well maybe that`s my own stupidity. The only other thing I find kind of annoying is you can`t face Gannon unless you have both games.<br />
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Side notes again, for Ages; in the ever lasting trading sequence you actually get a bag of shit, that`s right a bag of shit. In Seasons there are these people that wear big ass hoods know as Suburbians... I live in a Suburb ghetto and we all dress like that weird... actually they are called: Subrosians<br />
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=== Cam-win ===<br />
For about four years, I had nothing but a GBC for video games. Seeing as how your options are kind of limited when looking for truly good GB/GBC games, these games kick ass.<br />
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I love both of these, and they're both basically the same on the awesomeness scale, with Ages ranking a bit higher; it (IMHO) has a better storyline.<br />
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=== worstamericanhero ===<br />
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Oracle of Seasons: The Oracle games have always been my favorite handheld Zelda games. The idea of playing through one game, then using the passwords to play the other, excited me. This game has a rather large nostalga factor, which is okay. All of the bosses from the original game appear and some rooms have been inspired by the original game's dungeons. Combine that with lush graphics and stat-enhancing rings, and you have a solid game. The final boss's final form is almost impossible to beat without the aid of the Red Ring though. They messed up the Roc's Cape controls in the side-scrolling sections and that is conveniently the perspective in which you fight him. <br />
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Oracle of Ages: This game seems to focus more on puzzles than on action. Using the parallel worlds concept from A Link to the Past for the concept of time travel was executed well here. Compared to Seasons, this game got the shaft in terms of the soundtrack. Also, the Maku Tree was annoying.<br />
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== The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords ==<br />
=== Laminated Sky ===<br />
Named "four" swords `cuz four people can play as different colored Links, this will be short. The good thing about this game is it is the 1st multiplayer Zelda game ever. This game was intertwine w/A Link to The Past when it got ported onto [[GBA]]. The main negative is that the game is really short and you need another person to play, it is not a single player game at all.<br />
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If you beat this game you can play an extra dungeon in Lttp<br />
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== The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker ==<br />
=== Laminated Sky === <br />
Was probably the most underrated Zelda game ever, but if you played it, it was a great game, none the less. The reason I believe this game was so underrated (and probably the only reason) was because after people played OoT and MM they wanted to see a nicely done Zelda game with cool knew graphics. Therefore when the angry nerds saw the cartoonish version of Link they were bitching that it wasn't a Zelda game or some shit like that. Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games. Anyway, this game only has a few dungeons before Gannon like 5 I think. It is very annoying, that you have to fill up your map or you`ll lose your place sometimes. Lastly the whole "Great Sea" thing is boring, going around in a boat for 10 minutes looking for some damn island.<br />
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Another side note the "Great Sea" isn`t very great I mean it will kinda drown you if you swim to long I think it`s cursed the name is kind of ironic.<br />
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== The Legend of Zelda: Four Sword Adventure ==<br />
=== Laminated Sky ===<br />
Is an awesome multiplayer game w/the use of the GBA it is a great game. Things that are cool about this game well it is a multiplayer game (only 14.3% of Zelda games are multi.). There is co-op which is adventure mode, and there is battle mode where you beat the shit out of each other with various weapons that can be pick up. Another thing is this game is also single player also and you can use the [[Gamecube]] controller. Downsides are [[GBA]] graphics, and you need the GBA-GCN connecter to play multiplayer.<br />
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A side note is you can pick up your allies and use them as weapons its some how amusing.<br />
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== The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap == <br />
=== Laminated Sky ===<br />
In this Link can shrink into a minish size (minish are little creature that can only be seen by children...). The hat know as Ezlo<br />
"the Minish cap" was a wizard that caught turned into a hat by the evil sorcerer name Vaati. Anyway you take the annoying cap w/you to get these gem things I forgot what they are called. Well these gem things fuse with the Picori Sword to create the four sword! But you don`t split into different people... You do however have the ability to create clone like images of yourself when you stand over these colorful glowing spots. This game isn't very hard at all it is kinda weird, but it is still a cool game 'cuz you can learn different techniques from these sword masters.<br />
Like Breaking pots, shooting beams, spinning like a crackhead etc.<br />
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A side note here this game has more unique weapons then most Zelda games like the gust jar, cane of pacci or remote bombs<br />
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=== worstamericanhero ===<br />
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This is a good game, with a great soundtrack and many items to collect, maybe a little too much to collect. Being a completionist, I found it aggravating hard to collect the figurines. Seashells are extremely scarce and you practically need 100 rupees in order to get 1 figurine you don't have later in the game. Also, this game seems to be lacking in length.<br />
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== The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess ==<br />
=== Laminated Sky ===<br />
This is the best Zelda game graphic wise and to quote myself "reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games" in other words graphics don`t matter much to me, but the storyline is quite nice and the ability to be a wolf is kinda cool. This game has great graphics, nice storyline, sweet game play, and some awesome dungeons; so where is its flaws?<br />
In the boss battles most of these bosses suck like nothing: 1st boss that baba tri-headed thing it was done okay could be stronger. 2nd boss [[OMFG]] so easy less then a minute. 3rd boss is okay 'cuz your underwater. 4th is actually the only fairly decent fight. 5th the fight is very retarded but Yeta is no pushover. 6th Gohma isnt that hard not to say she`s easy. The 7th the Argorok dragon, damn why couldn`t they have made him stronger that boss is so fun to fight. As for Zant he is kinda difficult. Zelda isn't hard at all. Gannon is annoying sometimes if you don`t know what to do he is. Anyway when they are on the horses they are somewhat annoying. As for Gannondorf he is well lets just say Link has a secret weapon more destructive then the Master Sword.<br />
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The secret weapon that Link can use to defeat Gannondorf is........ the.......fishing rod. It is funny 'cuz if you pull out the fishing rod the look on his face is priceless it looks like he would say "....Okay what the fuck is wrong with this kid a fishing rod I should just stab the little fucker... AHRGH I cant look away it is just so mesmerizing"<br />
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===Nihilisticglee===<br />
This game was the reason I got my Wii. Well, that and the promise of a RE4 port. It was one of many Wii games that made me proud of my choice. My only major compliant is how unmemorable it was. Even now I can remember every boss fight and every item in Ocarina of Time, while in this game I really only remember a few boss fights and most of the items. On a side note, the Ball and Chain should have been in Brawl.<br />
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=== worstamericanhero ===<br />
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This game is my 3rd favorite in series. Many action sequences, a great soundtrack and graphics, giving us two Hook/Clawshots, and an excellent enemy gauntlet that seems inspired by the Pit of 100 Trials from Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. The only problems I had with this game are the somewhat faulty Wiimote controls at times and that hellishly annoying part where you protect the horse-drawn cart as it goes to Kakariko Village.<br />
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=== Kojjiro!===<br />
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Hands down, no questions asked, this is the best game in the Zelda series and my own personal favorite! Not only is the world much more 'lived in' then the copy pasted from every adventure game ever themed areas in Ocarina of Time, but each individual location is much more engrossing and has more of a 'feel' to it. (The desert is absolutely amaze)<br />
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=== [[SevereFlame]] ===<br />
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I cried when this game was over. It was just that good. This game inspired me to play the Wii, play it whatever chance I get. <br />
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== The Legend of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass == <br />
=== Laminated Sky ===<br />
I have only played this for about 3 hours and beat only 2 bosses so unless there are 20 bosses this game wouldn't be that hard a believe there are 8 bosses? This game has some weird ass graphics but that doesn't matter the over all game play is okay. The thing that creeps me the fuck out is why are the boss keys so large? Guess that's why they call them "Big Keys". Well that`s it i haven`t played enough of this game to give you an opinion on it.<br />
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Last note do you have to ask someone for alka-seltzer by yelling at the game?<br />
I thought I heard my cousin yell "I NEED ALKA-SELTZER" he said "the louder you yell the cheaper it is"<br />
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===Mr. Bomberman===<br />
It's cool, and let's give applause to Nintendo for making the touch controls not suck. The sword moves were pretty easy to do, and pushing and pulling blocks and shit feels natural. Some of the puzzles in the game really forced you to think outside the box, while others were as hard as some of the more recent ones. The stealth elements are tense, too. Sailing was pretty fun, and from what I heard, it was better than Wind Waker's sailing mechanics.<br />
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The online multiplayer is also great. No lag or anything.<br />
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=== [[SevereFlame]] ===<br />
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The final boss's third form is impossible. But yeah, I liked the game. I had to cheat on this one though, since the puzzles were that damn complicated. '''SPOILER!!!!''' One actually involved closing your DS. How the fuck could I have thought of that?<br />
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[[Category:Video Gaming]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=White_Castle_French_Onion_Burger&diff=7153White Castle French Onion Burger2009-08-21T07:11:58Z<p>LowEndLem: </p>
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<div>The [[White Castle French Onion Burger]] is the single most fucking disgusting thing ever created. No, seriously, it's BAD.<br />
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== Cameron's Experience With the Burger ==<br />
Forum member [[Cameron]] once ate a White Castle French Onion burger. Well, sort of. He placed it in his mouth, chewed it a little bit, and then once the taste settled in he immediately spat it back out onto his plate, and proceeded to get yelled at by his father.<br />
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== LowEndLem's White Castle Story ==<br />
[[LowEndLem]] worked at White Castle, and can attest to the culinary abortion that is the French Onion Burger. No one he worked with ever ate one, and he only witnessed one customer order them and not demand a refund.<br />
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== The Taste ==<br />
It kind of tastes like...well...like when you're washing your face and you accidently get soap in your mouth. It has a strange chemical taste to it; like if you ate soap and pennies, washed it down with some Red Bull, vomited it all up, and then ate it again.<br />
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[[Category:Food]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LowEndLem&diff=7123LowEndLem2009-08-17T23:46:50Z<p>LowEndLem: /* Bands Lem Has Been In */</p>
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<div>== LowEndLem ==<br />
This is the story of LowEndLem. Basically an idiot, he Stumbled Upon the SydLexia.com website and it went downhill from there. He joined the forums in March 2009 after realizing that he didn't spend enough time on his computer talking to people he's never met. He has since remedied this to a larger extent by joining the IRC channel. LowEndLem doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. He is usually found in IRC at night.<br />
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== Background ==<br />
Fat, lazy, and plays bass. Prefers pizza to most food, except cheeseburgers from a local place.<br />
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Kicked out of two Illinois colleges, which he twistedly considers an achievement.<br />
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==Appearance==<br />
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[[Image:N831906691_1388362_7930.jpg]]<br />
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== Musical Thing == <br />
A dirty fanboy of The Offspring, he finally attended one of their concerts on June 20th, 2009.<br />
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==Bands Lem Has Been In==<br />
WolfPack - Shitty avant garde band<br />
Course9 - Shitty altrock band<br />
Unnamed Metal Band - Shitty metal band<br />
Unnamed Metal Band Part 2 - Redo!<br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Street_Fighter_II&diff=6930Street Fighter II2009-08-01T05:45:07Z<p>LowEndLem: /* People Who Suck Ass At Street Fighter II */</p>
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<div>Street Fighter was released in many different versions and for multiple systems.<br />
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All that you must know is that guys who use [[Chun-Li]] or [[E. Honda]] so that they can just hit one button really fast only do it because they jerk off too much and can't play a character that requires skill. Blanka is cool because he has all the electricity.<br />
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== People Who Kick Ass At Street Fighter II ==<br />
*[[Murdar Machene]]<br />
*[[Char Aznable]]<br />
*[[Mr. Bomberman]]<br />
*[[Bobashotmace]]<br />
*[[Ghandi]]<br />
*[[Your mom]]<br />
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== People Who Suck Ass At Street Fighter II ==<br />
*[[GPFontaine]]<br />
*[[Nekkoru]]<br />
*[[M3GA MAN]]<br />
*[[LowEndLem]]<br />
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== People Who Suck Kicked Ass at Street Fighter II ==<br />
*[[Enshinkarateman]]<br />
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== People Who Can't Dragon Punch Very Well ==<br />
*[[Syd Lexia]]<br />
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[[Category:Video Games]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LowEndLem&diff=6843LowEndLem2009-07-24T06:51:00Z<p>LowEndLem: /* Appearance */</p>
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<div>== LowEndLem ==<br />
This is the story of LowEndLem. Basically an idiot, he Stumbled Upon the SydLexia.com website and it went downhill from there. He joined the forums in March 2009 after realizing that he didn't spend enough time on his computer talking to people he's never met. He has since remedied this to a larger extent by joining the IRC channel. LowEndLem doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. He is usually found in IRC at night.<br />
<br />
== Background ==<br />
Fat, lazy, and plays bass. Prefers pizza to most food, except cheeseburgers from a local place.<br />
<br />
Kicked out of two Illinois colleges, which he twistedly considers an achievement.<br />
<br />
==Appearance==<br />
<br />
[[Image:N831906691_1388362_7930.jpg]]<br />
<br />
== Musical Thing == <br />
A dirty fanboy of The Offspring, he finally attended one of their concerts on June 20th, 2009.<br />
<br />
==Bands Lem Has Been In==<br />
WolfPack - Shitty avant garde band<br />
Course9 - Shitty altrock band<br />
Unnamed Metal Band - Hopefully not shitty metal band<br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LowEndLem&diff=6842LowEndLem2009-07-24T06:49:09Z<p>LowEndLem: /* Musical Thing */</p>
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<div>== LowEndLem ==<br />
This is the story of LowEndLem. Basically an idiot, he Stumbled Upon the SydLexia.com website and it went downhill from there. He joined the forums in March 2009 after realizing that he didn't spend enough time on his computer talking to people he's never met. He has since remedied this to a larger extent by joining the IRC channel. LowEndLem doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. He is usually found in IRC at night.<br />
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== Background ==<br />
Fat, lazy, and plays bass. Prefers pizza to most food, except cheeseburgers from a local place.<br />
<br />
Kicked out of two Illinois colleges, which he twistedly considers an achievement.<br />
<br />
==Appearance==<br />
<br />
[[Image:N831906691_1388362_7930.jpg]]<br />
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== Musical Thing == A dirty fanboy of The Offspring, he finally attended one of their concerts on June 20th, 2009.<br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=THERE_CAN_BE_ONLY_ONE&diff=6598THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE2009-06-28T06:47:06Z<p>LowEndLem: </p>
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<div>[[THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE]] is an unofficial but depressingly accurate rule pertaining to the [[forums]] on SydLexia.com. It refers to the fact that at any given time there is only one regular female poster on the boards. The succession of regular female posters has been as such:<br />
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#SamanthaMcPoopenstein<br />
#Loba<br />
#aika<br />
#SoldierHawk<br />
#cirno Actually, both her and SH are active at the same time. Is TCBOO null and void now?</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=The_SydLexia_D%26D_Campaign&diff=6597The SydLexia D&D Campaign2009-06-28T06:42:28Z<p>LowEndLem: </p>
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<div>Fernin decided to open the floodgates and drown in the excess of the many D&D games he was also DMing by offering to run a game in the chatroom. 8 people were originally chosen to be the Heroes of his Legend, but this number has dwindled down. The group usually meets around Friday at midnight (Eastern time) and usually stops around 2 in the morning unless everyone's cool with playing longer.<br />
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'''<u>Active Players</u>'''<br><br />
[[Lordsathien]], player of the human druid Taran Almasy (and hawk companion Orseph)<br><br />
[[Not_Sure]], player of Suntoer, the quiet, yet ferocious falchion-wielding half-orc.<br><br />
[[Valdronius]], player of Derickt, the human sorcerer with a propensity for dual-wielding<br><br />
[[docinsano]], player of Beauregard Tau, human fighter<br><br />
[[Ghandi]], player of Jox Ashwood, halfling rogue<br><br />
[[LowEndLem]], player of Terramos Leyarn, human cleric<br />
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'''<u>Retired Characters</u>'''<br><br />
[[AKAFred]]<br><br />
[[usasatsui]]<br><br />
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<u>'''??? Characters'''</u><br><br />
These are players that haven't been around in a few sessions but haven't stated that they are bowing out either.<br><br />
[[Lottel]] has had real life interfere for several consecutive sessions.<br><br />
[[slayer1]] is working with a dial-up connection through AOL.<br><br />
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== See Also ==<br />
[[Dungeons & Dragons]]<br><br />
GameTable, the program used for most game sessions (or at least the ones that involve combat) [http://gametable.galactanet.com/]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LowEndLem&diff=6585LowEndLem2009-06-25T08:47:32Z<p>LowEndLem: /* LowEndLem */</p>
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<div>== LowEndLem ==<br />
Basically an idiot, he Stumbled his way onto SydLexia.com and it went downhill from there. <br />
<br />
He joined in March 2009 after realizing that he didn't spend enough time on his computer talking to people he's never met. He has since remedied this to a larger extent by joining the IRC channel. <br />
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He doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. Usually found in IRC at nigh<br />
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== Background ==<br />
Fat, lazy, and plays bass. Prefers pizza to most food, except cheeseburgers from a local place.<br />
<br />
Kicked out of two IL colleges, which he twistedly considers an achievement.<br />
<br />
==Appearance==<br />
<br />
[[Image:N831906691_1388362_7930.jpg]]<br />
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== Musical Thing ==<br />
He plays bass in an IL band "Course9," which, hopefully, will stop sucking soon. A dirty fanboy of The Offspring, he finally attended one of their concerts on June 20th, 2009.<br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLemhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=LowEndLem&diff=6584LowEndLem2009-06-25T08:46:10Z<p>LowEndLem: </p>
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<div>== LowEndLem ==<br />
Basically an idiot, LowEndLend Stumbled his way onto SydLexia.com and it went downhill from there. <br />
<br />
He joined in March 2009 after realizing that he didn't spend enough time on his computer talking to people he's never met. He has since remedied this to a larger extent by joining the IRC channel. <br />
<br />
He doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. Usually found in IRC at night.<br />
<br />
== Background ==<br />
Fat, lazy, and plays bass. Prefers pizza to most food, except cheeseburgers from a local place.<br />
<br />
Kicked out of two IL colleges, which he twistedly considers an achievement.<br />
<br />
==Appearance==<br />
<br />
[[Image:N831906691_1388362_7930.jpg]]<br />
<br />
== Musical Thing ==<br />
He plays bass in an IL band "Course9," which, hopefully, will stop sucking soon. A dirty fanboy of The Offspring, he finally attended one of their concerts on June 20th, 2009.<br />
[[Category: Forum Members]]</div>LowEndLem