http://history.sydlexia.com/api.php?action=feedcontributions&user=Waspler&feedformat=atomSydapedia - User contributions [en]2024-03-28T19:08:12ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.33.2http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Captain_Pollution&diff=8023Captain Pollution2010-03-05T22:48:28Z<p>Waspler: </p>
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<div>Captain_Pollution is quite a guy, he's got a lot of experience under his belt, and a lot of experience below his belt. He will blow you away, if you give him the chance. He was in the 2009 Forum Battle, but lost in his first match. He doesn't post very much on the forums, but is far and away the most active member in the IRC room, and spends aload of time there. He blames this on Hacker. Read on to learn more, young follower!<br />
<br />
== Names ==<br />
<br />
Captain_Pollution goes by many names. On the forums he once went by Bobashotmace, but he's dead now. On the IRC room he goes by Captain_Pollution, Bobashotmace, Bobshot, Scotch_Whisky, Doctor_Owns-a-Lot, PepsiCola, FigNewton, Dude_Love, Rocket_Raccoon, Boris_Pasternak, and Tofurkey. Most of the time he uses some variation of the FigNewton name, and all his friends call him Fig, regardless of what name he's using. If you see him as Boris_Pasternak, that means he's using the Comic Chat, and he uses PepsiHiding as his away nick. He changed his name to Captain_Pollution on the forums due to a trivia question to which the answer was Captain Pollution. This made him laugh. He then added an underscore, changed his name, and a legend was born. Also, he digs it when people call him "Cap".<br />
<br />
== People He's Met ==<br />
<br />
Fucking Slash, owned.<br />
<br />
== Favourite Things ==<br />
<br />
*Film - Trainspotting<br />
*Cartoon Film - An American Tail<br />
*Cartoon - Tiny Toon Adventures<br />
*Author - Ernest Hemingway<br />
*Book - /The Watch That Ends the Night/ by Hugh MacLennan<br />
*Band - The White Stripes<br />
*Album - Either Blind Melon by Blind Melon or Appetite for Destruction by Guns N' Roses<br />
*Song - Rebel Yell by Children of Bodom (I just fucking love Laiho's voice on that song)<br />
*Video Game - Tetris for the Game Boy<br />
*NES Game - Zelda II<br />
*Arcade Game - Tempest<br />
*Game Series - Sonic the Hedgehog<br />
*Animator - Bob Clampett<br />
*Rock Band - Nazareth<br />
*Food - McDonald's<br />
*Meat - Chicken, or turkey. Any bird is good however.<br />
*Juice - Orange<br />
*Cola - Coca-Soda<br />
*Mortal Kombat Character - Scorpion<br />
*Genre of Music - Alt. Rock<br />
*Board Game - Settlers of Catan<br />
*Decade - The '80s, it WOULD be the '90s, but they fucked it up during the second half<br />
*Sport to Play - Curling<br />
*Sport to Watch - Baseball<br />
*Number - 1972<br />
<br />
== Fun Facts ==<br />
<br />
*He is an Ocular Albino. This means he gets the poor vision and mind-blowingly horrible headaches that come with Occulataneous (probably spelled wrong, but I don't fucking care) Albinism, but without the pale skin, or hair. Instead, he gets pale eyes (NOTE:Albinos do NOT have red eyes) But he DOES get to technically be an albino, so it's alright, he guesses.<br />
*Is totally best friends with [[LexiaBot9000| Lexy]] because he's always on and plays fun games with Fig. He also gives Fig autovoice, which is super nice.<br />
*The first tape he ever bought was The Tragically Hip's Fully Completely. Since you are all mostly Americans, he assumes you haven't heard of them (Except SoldierHawk). To remedy this, he recommends you go listen to them. Fully Completely is his favorite album of theirs, most people's is Road Apples, though. His favorite song of theirs is "Poets".<br />
*According to the Belief-O-Matic is Therevada Bhuddist.<br />
*He refers to Arlock as Naunie. This is a Japanese word that means "The Arlock Cock".<br />
*He is an author and his work has appeared in several magazines. With any luck, he will soon be a published novelist, woo!<br />
<br />
== Th-th-th-that's All Folks! ==<br />
<br />
Or as he is prone to say, Da Svedanya!<br />
<br />
[[Category:Forum Members]]<br />
[[Category:Forum Members From Canada]]</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Captain_Pollution&diff=7928Captain Pollution2010-02-01T21:20:05Z<p>Waspler: /* Fun Facts */</p>
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<div>Captain_Pollution is quite a guy, he's got a lot of experience under his belt, and a lot of experience below his belt. He will blow you away, if you give him the chance. He was in the 2009 Forum Battle, but lost in his first match. He doesn't post very much on the forums, but is far and away the most active member in the IRC room, and spends aload of time there. He blames this on Hacker. Read on to learn more, young follower!<br />
<br />
== Names ==<br />
<br />
Captain_Pollution goes by many names. On the forums he once went by Bobashotmace, but he's dead now. On the IRC room he goes by Captain_Pollution, Bobashotmace, Bobshot, Scotch_Whisky, Doctor_Owns-a-Lot, PepsiCola, FigNewton, Dude_Love, Rocket_Raccoon, Boris_Pasternak, and Tofurkey. Most of the time he uses some variation of the FigNewton name, and all his friends call him Fig, regardless of what name he's using. If you see him as Boris_Pasternak, that means he's using the Comic Chat, and he uses PepsiHiding as his away nick. He changed his name to Captain_Pollution on the forums due to a trivia question to which the answer was Captain Pollution. This made him laugh. He then added an underscore, changed his name, and a legend was born. Also, he digs it when people call him "Cap".<br />
<br />
== People He's Met ==<br />
<br />
Fucking Slash, owned.<br />
<br />
== Favourite Things ==<br />
<br />
*Film - Trainspotting<br />
*Cartoon Film - An American Tail<br />
*Cartoon - Tiny Toon Adventures<br />
*Author - Ernest Hemingway<br />
*Book - /The Watch That Ends the Night/ by Hugh MacLennan<br />
*Band - Either Alice in Chains, or Pantera, depending on the day<br />
*Album - Either Blind Melon by Blind Melon or Appetite for Destruction by Guns N' Roses<br />
*Song - Rebel Yell by Children of Bodom (I just fucking love Laiho's voice on that song)<br />
*Video Game - Tetris for the Game Boy<br />
*NES Game - Zelda II<br />
*Arcade Game - Tempest<br />
*Game Series - Sonic the Hedgehog<br />
*Animator - Bob Clampett<br />
*Rock Band - Nazareth<br />
*Food - McDonald's<br />
*Meat - Chicken, or turkey. Any bird is good however.<br />
*Juice - Orange<br />
*Cola - Coca-Soda<br />
*Mortal Kombat Character - Scorpion<br />
*Genre of Music - Alt. Rock<br />
*Board Game - Settlers of Catan<br />
*Decade - The '80s, it WOULD be the '90s, but they fucked it up during the second half<br />
*Sport to Play - Curling<br />
*Sport to Watch - Baseball<br />
*Number - 1972<br />
<br />
== Fun Facts ==<br />
<br />
*He is an Ocular Albino. This means he gets the poor vision and mind-blowingly horrible headaches that come with Occulataneous (probably spelled wrong, but I don't fucking care) Albinism, but without the pale skin, or hair. Instead, he gets pale eyes (NOTE:Albinos do NOT have red eyes) But he DOES get to technically be an albino, so it's alright, he guesses.<br />
*Is totally best friends with [[LexiaBot9000| Lexy]] because he's always on and plays fun games with Fig. He also gives Fig autovoice, which is super nice.<br />
*The first tape he ever bought was The Tragically Hip's Fully Completely. Since you are all mostly Americans, he assumes you haven't heard of them (Except SoldierHawk). To remedy this, he recommends you go listen to them. Fully Completely is his favorite album of theirs, most people's is Road Apples, though. His favorite song of theirs is "Poets".<br />
*According to the Belief-O-Matic is Therevada Bhuddist.<br />
*He refers to Arlock as Naunie. This is a Japanese word that means "The Arlock Cock".<br />
*He is an author and his work has appeared in several magazines. With any luck, he will soon be a published novelist, woo!<br />
<br />
== Th-th-th-that's All Folks! ==<br />
<br />
Or as he is prone to say, Da Svedanya!<br />
<br />
[[Category:Forum Members]]<br />
[[Category:Forum Members From Canada]]</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Captain_Pollution&diff=7927Captain Pollution2010-02-01T21:18:55Z<p>Waspler: </p>
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<div>Captain_Pollution is quite a guy, he's got a lot of experience under his belt, and a lot of experience below his belt. He will blow you away, if you give him the chance. He was in the 2009 Forum Battle, but lost in his first match. He doesn't post very much on the forums, but is far and away the most active member in the IRC room, and spends aload of time there. He blames this on Hacker. Read on to learn more, young follower!<br />
<br />
== Names ==<br />
<br />
Captain_Pollution goes by many names. On the forums he once went by Bobashotmace, but he's dead now. On the IRC room he goes by Captain_Pollution, Bobashotmace, Bobshot, Scotch_Whisky, Doctor_Owns-a-Lot, PepsiCola, FigNewton, Dude_Love, Rocket_Raccoon, Boris_Pasternak, and Tofurkey. Most of the time he uses some variation of the FigNewton name, and all his friends call him Fig, regardless of what name he's using. If you see him as Boris_Pasternak, that means he's using the Comic Chat, and he uses PepsiHiding as his away nick. He changed his name to Captain_Pollution on the forums due to a trivia question to which the answer was Captain Pollution. This made him laugh. He then added an underscore, changed his name, and a legend was born. Also, he digs it when people call him "Cap".<br />
<br />
== People He's Met ==<br />
<br />
Fucking Slash, owned.<br />
<br />
== Favourite Things ==<br />
<br />
*Film - Trainspotting<br />
*Cartoon Film - An American Tail<br />
*Cartoon - Tiny Toon Adventures<br />
*Author - Ernest Hemingway<br />
*Book - /The Watch That Ends the Night/ by Hugh MacLennan<br />
*Band - Either Alice in Chains, or Pantera, depending on the day<br />
*Album - Either Blind Melon by Blind Melon or Appetite for Destruction by Guns N' Roses<br />
*Song - Rebel Yell by Children of Bodom (I just fucking love Laiho's voice on that song)<br />
*Video Game - Tetris for the Game Boy<br />
*NES Game - Zelda II<br />
*Arcade Game - Tempest<br />
*Game Series - Sonic the Hedgehog<br />
*Animator - Bob Clampett<br />
*Rock Band - Nazareth<br />
*Food - McDonald's<br />
*Meat - Chicken, or turkey. Any bird is good however.<br />
*Juice - Orange<br />
*Cola - Coca-Soda<br />
*Mortal Kombat Character - Scorpion<br />
*Genre of Music - Alt. Rock<br />
*Board Game - Settlers of Catan<br />
*Decade - The '80s, it WOULD be the '90s, but they fucked it up during the second half<br />
*Sport to Play - Curling<br />
*Sport to Watch - Baseball<br />
*Number - 1972<br />
<br />
== Fun Facts ==<br />
<br />
*He is an Ocular Albino. This means he gets the poor vision and mind-blowingly horrible headaches that come with Occulataneous (probably spelled wrong, but I don't fucking care) Albinism, but without the pale skin, or hair. Instead, he gets pale eyes (NOTE:Albinos do NOT have red eyes) But he DOES get to technically be an albino, so it's alright, he guesses.<br />
*Is totally best friends with [[Lexiabot9000| Lexy]] because he's always on and plays fun games with Fig. He also gives Fig autovoice, which is super nice.<br />
*The first tape he ever bought was The Tragically Hip's Fully Completely. Since you are all mostly Americans, he assumes you haven't heard of them (Except SoldierHawk). To remedy this, he recommends you go listen to them. Fully Completely is his favorite album of theirs, most people's is Road Apples, though. His favorite song of theirs is "Poets".<br />
*According to the Belief-O-Matic is Therevada Bhuddist.<br />
*He refers to Arlock as Naunie. This is a Japanese word that means "The Arlock Cock".<br />
*He is an author and his work has appeared in several magazines. With any luck, he will soon be a published novelist, woo!<br />
<br />
== Th-th-th-that's All Folks! ==<br />
<br />
Or as he is prone to say, Da Svedanya!<br />
<br />
[[Category:Forum Members]]<br />
[[Category:Forum Members From Canada]]</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K&diff=7926MSLT3K2010-02-01T21:09:49Z<p>Waspler: /* Teh Peoples */</p>
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<div>'''MSLT3K''', or '''Mystery SydLexia Theater 3000''' is a pet project of [[Nekkoru]], [[Fernin]], [[LowEndLem]] and a few other people from the IRC channel. Basically, we find a movie on Youtube, we watch it and provide insightful commentary during the course of the movie, just like in MST3K.<br />
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==Teh Peoples==<br />
This list will almost certainly change.<br />
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*[[Nekkoru]]<br />
*[[Fernin]]<br />
*[[LowEndLem]]<br />
*[[Anorexorcist]]<br />
*[[Dignant]]<br />
*[[Rycona]]<br />
*[[Chile Guy]]<br />
*[[Captain_Pollution| Dude_Love/FigNewton/PepsiHiding/Tofurkey/Figofsydlexia]]<br />
*[[TheThunderThief]]<br />
*[[Optimist_With_Doubts]]<br />
*[[AtmanRyu]]<br />
*[[Valdronius]]<br />
*[[Lottel]]<br />
*[[Ghandi]]<br />
*[[TARDISman]]<br />
*[[Not Sure]]<br />
*[[UsaSatsui]]<br />
*[[pineapple]]<br />
*[[SpraCoalee]]<br />
*[[Hacker| Mr_Scotty]]<br />
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==Movies watched==<br />
<ol><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/1|Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and LowEndLem on August 14, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/2|Where the Buffalo Roam]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and Anorexorcist on August 16, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/3|A Night at the Opera]] - with Dignant, Fernin and LowEndLem August 21, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/4|Trigun, Episode 1: The $$60 Billion Man]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Rycona on August 23, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/5|Clerks 2]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Chile Guy on September 1, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/6|Bananaz]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Dude_Love on September 24, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/7|Ed Wood]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Dude_Love on September 27, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/8|House on Haunted Hill]] - with Fernin, Dude_Love, and LowEndLem on October 1, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/9|Day of the Wacko]] - with Nekkoru, FigNewton, and TheThunderThief on October 21, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/10|12 Angry Men]] - with Fernin, PepsiHiding, and TheThunderThief on October 22, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/11|Garfield's Halloween Adventure]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Vald, Optimist_Prime and Anorexorcist. Temporarily featuring Lemmo and AtmanRyu on October 31, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/12|Creepshow]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Vald, and Optimist_Prime on October 31, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/13|Twilight Zone: Shadow Play]] - with Fernin, Anorexorcist, Lottel, and Ghandi on November 10, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/14|Flight of Dragons]] - with Fernin, Tofurkey, Not Sure, and TARDISman on January 4, 2010</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/15|Watership Down]] - with Fernin, Tofurkey, Not Sure, UsaSatsui, and pineapple. Temporarily featuring SpraCoalee on January 5, 2010</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/16|Pump Up the Volume]] - with Figofsydlexia, Mr_Scotty, and Rycona. Currently unfinished, parts 1-4 viewed on January 25, 2010</li><br />
</ol><br />
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[[Category: SydLexia.com IRC Channel]]</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K/16&diff=7890MSLT3K/162010-01-26T06:20:28Z<p>Waspler: </p>
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<div>''Pump Up the Volume'' was the sixteenth movie done by [[MSLT3K]]. The crew for this session consisted of [[Captain_Pollution| Figofsydlexia]], [[Hacker| Mr_Scotty]], and [[Rycona]]. Hacker never checked wether parts seven to ten were up like Fig told him to, so only the first forty minutes were watched. It will be completed if at some later date parts 7-10 are uploaded.<br />
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==Log==<br />
<blockquote><br />
�01[22:01] <@Figofsydlexia> Okay, part one, we're all ready?<br />
[22:01] <Rycona> Yup.<br />
[22:01] <Mr_Scotty> yes<br />
�01[22:02] <@Figofsydlexia> Ok, go!<br />
�01[22:02] <@Figofsydlexia> Look at that angsty font<br />
[22:02] <Mr_Scotty> how the hell would that film reel even play<br />
[22:02] <Mr_Scotty> yes i get that feeling<br />
[22:03] <Rycona> What nonsense.<br />
[22:03] <Mr_Scotty> He's how horny 0_0<br />
[22:03] <Rycona> Horny fork in the dark.<br />
[22:03] <Mr_Scotty> I approve of that stencil spray paint<br />
�01[22:04] <@Figofsydlexia> This is what busses were like in the nineties<br />
[22:04] <Mr_Scotty> pretty cool<br />
[22:04] <Rycona> The white caps.<br />
[22:04] <Rycona> Like waves that capsize ships and kill people.<br />
[22:04] <Rycona> Good are thing school buses are safe.<br />
[22:05] <Mr_Scotty> that principal looks like a bitch<br />
�01[22:05] <@Figofsydlexia> Why was he talking before he turned the power on?<br />
[22:05] <Mr_Scotty> Thats a messed up feeling o_o<br />
[22:06] <Mr_Scotty> Fig what song is this? Do you know?<br />
�01[22:06] <@Figofsydlexia> Man, I love this song. But on the soundtrack they used the cruddy Concrete Blonde cover they play for like, ten seconds later<br />
�01[22:06] <@Figofsydlexia> "Everybody Knows" by Leonard Cohen off /I'm Your Man/<br />
�01[22:06] <@Figofsydlexia> Terrible album, awesome artist, amazing song<br />
[22:06] <Mr_Scotty> heh fanmail<br />
[22:07] <Mr_Scotty> ...is that a <br />
[22:07] <Mr_Scotty> wobbeling penis<br />
�01[22:07] <@Figofsydlexia> What a hunk<br />
[22:08] <Mr_Scotty> this is perveted<br />
�01[22:08] <@Figofsydlexia> That's what she said<br />
[22:08] <Rycona> I bet he lvoes making hamburgers.<br />
[22:09] <Rycona> loves*<br />
[22:09] <Mr_Scotty> Hard harry reminds me of Maddox<br />
�01[22:10] <@Figofsydlexia> Happy Harry Hardon's a million times cooler than Maddox<br />
�01[22:10] <@Figofsydlexia> Harry's legit angst<br />
�01[22:10] <@Figofsydlexia> And this speech got turned into ten or twenty grunge records<br />
[22:11] <Mr_Scotty> this is awesome<br />
[22:12] <Mr_Scotty> and end of part 1<br />
�01[22:12] <@Figofsydlexia> Part deux?<br />
[22:12] <Mr_Scotty> ready<br />
�01[22:12] <@Figofsydlexia> Estoy listo!<br />
�01[22:12] <@Figofsydlexia> Ry?<br />
[22:12] <Mr_Scotty> The fuck?<br />
[22:12] <Rycona> I'm ready.<br />
�01[22:12] <@Figofsydlexia> Estoy listo is Spanish for "I'm ready", get some culture<br />
�01[22:12] <@Figofsydlexia> OK GO<br />
[22:13] <Mr_Scotty> I like how he didnt do direct splits and uploads<br />
�01[22:13] <@Figofsydlexia> This is well written dialogue, eh?<br />
[22:14] <Mr_Scotty> yup<br />
[22:14] <Rycona> I am the system, hyuk.<br />
[22:14] <Mr_Scotty> At least his mom gets him a bitt<br />
�01[22:15] <@Figofsydlexia> Angsty McGee won't have none of their extra curricular activites<br />
[22:15] <Mr_Scotty> That sounds like a decent deal to me<br />
[22:16] <Mr_Scotty> feelings?<br />
[22:17] <Mr_Scotty> shes gonna get gang raped<br />
[22:17] <Mr_Scotty> Fig whats this song?.<br />
�01[22:17] <@Figofsydlexia> I don't know<br />
�01[22:17] <@Figofsydlexia> But it's some dope shit, yo<br />
[22:18] <Mr_Scotty> I'll have to lyric search it latrer<br />
[22:18] <Rycona> That was classic.<br />
[22:18] <Mr_Scotty> Even the teachers like iyt<br />
[22:18] <Mr_Scotty> *it<br />
[22:18] <Rycona> Masturbation on the radio. Silly kids.<br />
�01[22:19] <@Figofsydlexia> "God, it's like this awkard nerd who spends all his time by himself is socially inept or something. What teh fuck?"<br />
�01[22:20] <@Figofsydlexia> This one's "Wienerschnitzel" by the Descendants<br />
[22:22] <Rycona> Ballsy.<br />
[22:22] <Mr_Scotty> You know, this relates to graffiti a bit. Graffiti shows nobody is in control of the system. So does his radio station.<br />
[22:22] <Rycona> I wonder when he'll bust out on those congas.<br />
�01[22:22] <@Figofsydlexia> Done-o<br />
[22:22] <Mr_Scotty> 4 seconds left<br />
[22:23] <Mr_Scotty> and done<br />
�01[22:23] <@Figofsydlexia> Random drums are a staple of any angsty, hep kids living quarters<br />
[22:23] <Mr_Scotty> Maybe after this next part we should search for the remaining parts<br />
�01[22:23] <@Figofsydlexia> Nah, we'll wait till we're done part five<br />
�01[22:23] <@Figofsydlexia> Ready?<br />
[22:23] <Mr_Scotty> yes<br />
[22:23] <Rycona> Ready.<br />
�01[22:23] <@Figofsydlexia> Go!!!!1!<br />
[22:24] <Mr_Scotty> Good old fashioned system rebellion.<br />
�01[22:25] <@Figofsydlexia> I like how Love Interest sits around dressed kinda skimpy, making sexy poses, reading and listening to Happy Harry Hardon all evening<br />
�01[22:25] <@Figofsydlexia> I like that quote<br />
�01[22:26] <@Figofsydlexia> What a horrible prank call<br />
�01[22:26] <@Figofsydlexia> Did kids have no class back then?<br />
[22:26] <Mr_Scotty> yeah not even clever<br />
�01[22:26] <@Figofsydlexia> Uh oh...<br />
[22:26] <Mr_Scotty> he wants cum all over the letters?<br />
�01[22:27] <@Figofsydlexia> I wonder what Stereotypical Punk Kid's on all the time?<br />
[22:27] <Rycona> Billy Idol loves this show.<br />
[22:28] <Mr_Scotty> shes having an orgasm over listening to him<br />
�01[22:28] <@Figofsydlexia> HEY<br />
[22:29] <Mr_Scotty> Did he have a boner when he fell on thata chair?<br />
�01[22:30] <@Figofsydlexia> Shit's 'bout to get real<br />
[22:31] <Mr_Scotty> Sad<br />
[22:32] <Mr_Scotty> heh<br />
[22:33] <Mr_Scotty> shit...he better put the gun down<br />
�01[22:33] <@Figofsydlexia> I like how she calls him a creepoid, and she's the one writing down every fact he drops about himself on the wall<br />
[22:33] <Mr_Scotty> i know huh<br />
[22:33] <Mr_Scotty> and done<br />
�01[22:34] <@Figofsydlexia> Ready-o?<br />
[22:34] <Mr_Scotty> almost\<br />
[22:34] <Rycona> Ready.<br />
[22:34] <Mr_Scotty> ready<br />
�01[22:34] <@Figofsydlexia> Gizzo!<br />
�01[22:35] <@Figofsydlexia> lol<br />
�01[22:35] <@Figofsydlexia> I did not know what a cock ring was the first time I saw this<br />
[22:35] <Rycona> I never go anywhere without my cock ring.<br />
[22:36] <Mr_Scotty> illegally selling tapes<br />
[22:36] <Mr_Scotty> cool fat kid<br />
�01[22:36] <@Figofsydlexia> This movie has a pretty bitchin' soundtrack, actually<br />
[22:36] <Mr_Scotty> he almost got found out<br />
[22:37] <Mr_Scotty> and now th bitch we know will end up with him<br />
[22:37] <Rycona> And then kill him.<br />
[22:37] <Mr_Scotty> heh<br />
�01[22:38] <@Figofsydlexia> All angsty kids smoke<br />
[22:38] <Mr_Scotty> so the kid did kill himself<br />
[22:39] <Rycona> That sucks.<br />
[22:39] <Mr_Scotty> now he feels like an ass<br />
[22:39] <Rycona> He reminds me of Bruce McCullough (sp) dressing as a kid.<br />
[22:39] <Rycona> He needs a Zelda hat.<br />
[22:40] <Mr_Scotty> lol he does<br />
[22:40] <Mr_Scotty> creepy chick<br />
[22:41] <Mr_Scotty> Dude compare him to Light Yagami<br />
[22:41] <Mr_Scotty> He is so careless when it comes to hiding his identity <br />
[22:42] <Rycona> Classic pirate radio character downfall trait.<br />
[22:42] <Rycona> "Mark, your dad dresses like a priest and it's okay that that makes you feel uncomfortable."<br />
[22:43] <Rycona> The only thing is that his voice doesn't sound high school-ish at all.<br />
[22:43] <Mr_Scotty> That pisses me off to <br />
[22:43] <Mr_Scotty> well not pisses me off but throws it off<br />
�01[22:44] <@Figofsydlexia> This movie's making me angsty<br />
�01[22:44] <@Figofsydlexia> I'm going for a cigarette<br />
[22:44] <Rycona> Well, he was 21 when the movie was released.<br />
[22:44] <Mr_Scotty> I know huh.<br />
[22:44] <Rycona> Figures.<br />
�01[22:44] <@Figofsydlexia> We taking a break, or are you two going on without me?<br />
�01[22:44] <@Figofsydlexia> I don't mind either<br />
[22:45] <Rycona> A break.<br />
[22:45] <Mr_Scotty> well take a break after this<br />
�01[22:45] <@Figofsydlexia> Okay<br />
�01[22:45] <@Figofsydlexia> Yeah<br />
[22:45] <Mr_Scotty> Or not<br />
�01[22:45] <@Figofsydlexia> See you two in a bit, then<br />
[22:45] <Mr_Scotty> Ten minutes people<br />
[22:53] <Mr_Scotty> Shit i think this ends at part 6<br />
[22:53] <Rycona> Dun dun dun.<br />
[22:53] <Rycona> That sucks. I want to see what happens.<br />
[22:53] <Rycona> I'm compelled.<br />
[22:54] <Mr_Scotty> well it was uploaded on the 11th of this month <br />
[22:54] <Mr_Scotty> so maybe this is a non frequent project <br />
�01[23:00] <@Figofsydlexia> lol<br />
�01[23:00] <@Figofsydlexia> It ends at the sixth?<br />
[23:00] <Mr_Scotty> looks like it<br />
[23:00] <Mr_Scotty> from the comment i'd say so <br />
�01[23:00] <@Figofsydlexia> Well... that's rather lame<br />
[23:01] <Mr_Scotty> PhidippusAudax (1 hour ago) Show Hide<br />
[23:01] <Mr_Scotty> 0<br />
[23:01] <Mr_Scotty> Marked as spam<br />
[23:01] <Mr_Scotty> Reply | Spam<br />
[23:01] <Mr_Scotty> i want more!!! please...<br />
�01[23:01] <@Figofsydlexia> So... what's the plan, then?<br />
[23:01] <Mr_Scotty> shall we pick a different movie or just watch the rest?<br />
�01[23:01] <@Figofsydlexia> Didn't I say yesterday you should check and make sure parts 7-10 are there?<br />
�01[23:01] <@Figofsydlexia> Well, I don't know<br />
[23:02] <Rycona> I don't know if I want to keep going if I can't see it all.<br />
[23:02] <Rycona> I was just starting to legitimately get interested in the mvoie.<br />
[23:02] <Mr_Scotty> I say we watch a different movie<br />
[23:03] <Mr_Scotty> How about back to the future?<br />
�01[23:03] <@Figofsydlexia> Well, it seems silly to start a new one, now<br />
[23:03] <Mr_Scotty> silly but we should finish one<br />
�01[23:03] <@Figofsydlexia> Back to the Future could've gotten interest, too<br />
�01[23:03] <@Figofsydlexia> We'd have more people if we did that one<br />
[23:03] <Mr_Scotty> Well fuck<br />
[23:03] <Mr_Scotty> Okay how about<br />
[23:04] <Mr_Scotty> We upload this but mark it as an incomplete and then come back to it if the parts get uploaded<br />
[23:04] <Mr_Scotty> Then do one tomorrow<br />
�01[23:04] <@Figofsydlexia> I'm down with that<br />
[23:05] <Rycona> Fair enough.<br />
[23:05] <Mr_Scotty> tomorrows will be back to the future<br />
[23:05] <Mr_Scotty> So who's uploading?<br />
[23:05] <Mr_Scotty> not it<br />
�01[23:05] <@Figofsydlexia> Putting the log up?<br />
[23:05] <Mr_Scotty> yeah<br />
�01[23:05] <@Figofsydlexia> Since I'm the only one on mIRC, it's probably easiest for me<br />
�01[23:05] <@Figofsydlexia> I'll do it<br />
[23:05] <Rycona> It makes sense.<br />
[23:06] <Mr_Scotty> ookay<br />
�06[23:06] * Rycona shrugs.<br />
</blockquote></div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K&diff=7889MSLT3K2010-01-26T06:18:43Z<p>Waspler: /* Movies watched */</p>
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<div>'''MSLT3K''', or '''Mystery SydLexia Theater 3000''' is a pet project of [[Nekkoru]], [[Fernin]], [[LowEndLem]] and a few other people from the IRC channel. Basically, we find a movie on Youtube, we watch it and provide insightful commentary during the course of the movie, just like in MST3K.<br />
<br />
==Teh Peoples==<br />
This list will almost certainly change.<br />
<br />
*[[Nekkoru]]<br />
*[[Fernin]]<br />
*[[LowEndLem]]<br />
*[[Anorexorcist]]<br />
*[[Dignant]]<br />
*[[Rycona]]<br />
*[[Chile Guy]]<br />
*[[Captain_Pollution| Dude_Love/FigNewton/PepsiHiding/Figofsydlexia]]<br />
*[[TheThunderThief]]<br />
*[[Optimist_With_Doubts]]<br />
*[[AtmanRyu]]<br />
*[[Valdronius]]<br />
*[[Lottel]]<br />
*[[Ghandi]]<br />
*[[TARDISman]]<br />
*[[Not Sure]]<br />
*[[UsaSatsui]]<br />
*[[pineapple]]<br />
*[[SpraCoalee]]<br />
<br />
==Movies watched==<br />
<ol><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/1|Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and LowEndLem on August 14, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/2|Where the Buffalo Roam]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and Anorexorcist on August 16, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/3|A Night at the Opera]] - with Dignant, Fernin and LowEndLem August 21, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/4|Trigun, Episode 1: The $$60 Billion Man]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Rycona on August 23, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/5|Clerks 2]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Chile Guy on September 1, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/6|Bananaz]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Dude_Love on September 24, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/7|Ed Wood]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Dude_Love on September 27, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/8|House on Haunted Hill]] - with Fernin, Dude_Love, and LowEndLem on October 1, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/9|Day of the Wacko]] - with Nekkoru, FigNewton, and TheThunderThief on October 21, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/10|12 Angry Men]] - with Fernin, PepsiHiding, and TheThunderThief on October 22, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/11|Garfield's Halloween Adventure]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Vald, Optimist_Prime and Anorexorcist. Temporarily featuring Lemmo and AtmanRyu on October 31, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/12|Creepshow]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Vald, and Optimist_Prime on October 31, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/13|Twilight Zone: Shadow Play]] - with Fernin, Anorexorcist, Lottel, and Ghandi on November 10, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/14|Flight of Dragons]] - with Fernin, Tofurkey, Not Sure, and TARDISman on January 4, 2010</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/15|Watership Down]] - with Fernin, Tofurkey, Not Sure, UsaSatsui, and pineapple. Temporarily featuring SpraCoalee on January 5, 2010</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/16|Pump Up the Volume]] - with Figofsydlexia, Mr_Scotty, and Rycona. Currently unfinished, parts 1-4 viewed on January 25, 2010</li><br />
</ol><br />
<br />
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<div>'''MSLT3K''', or '''Mystery SydLexia Theater 3000''' is a pet project of [[Nekkoru]], [[Fernin]], [[LowEndLem]] and a few other people from the IRC channel. Basically, we find a movie on Youtube, we watch it and provide insightful commentary during the course of the movie, just like in MST3K.<br />
<br />
==Teh Peoples==<br />
This list will almost certainly change.<br />
<br />
*[[Nekkoru]]<br />
*[[Fernin]]<br />
*[[LowEndLem]]<br />
*[[Anorexorcist]]<br />
*[[Dignant]]<br />
*[[Rycona]]<br />
*[[Chile Guy]]<br />
*[[Captain_Pollution| Dude_Love/FigNewton/PepsiHiding/Figofsydlexia]]<br />
*[[TheThunderThief]]<br />
*[[Optimist_With_Doubts]]<br />
*[[AtmanRyu]]<br />
*[[Valdronius]]<br />
*[[Lottel]]<br />
*[[Ghandi]]<br />
*[[TARDISman]]<br />
*[[Not Sure]]<br />
*[[UsaSatsui]]<br />
*[[pineapple]]<br />
*[[SpraCoalee]]<br />
<br />
==Movies watched==<br />
<ol><br />
<li>[[MST3K/1|Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and LowEndLem on August 14, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/2|Where the Buffalo Roam]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and Anorexorcist on August 16, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/3|A Night at the Opera]] - with Dignant, Fernin and LowEndLem August 21, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/4|Trigun, Episode 1: The $$60 Billion Man]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Rycona on August 23, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/5|Clerks 2]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Chile Guy on September 1, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/6|Bananaz]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Dude_Love on September 24, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/7|Ed Wood]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Dude_Love on September 27, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/8|House on Haunted Hill]] - with Fernin, Dude_Love, and LowEndLem on October 1, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/9|Day of the Wacko]] - with Nekkoru, FigNewton, and TheThunderThief on October 21, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/10|12 Angry Men]] - with Fernin, PepsiHiding, and TheThunderThief on October 22, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/11|Garfield's Halloween Adventure]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Vald, Optimist_Prime and Anorexorcist. Temporarily featuring Lemmo and AtmanRyu on October 31, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/12|Creepshow]] - with FigNewton, Fernin, Vald, and Optimist_Prime on October 31, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/13|Twilight Zone: Shadow Play]] - with Fernin, Anorexorcist, Lottel, and Ghandi on November 10, 2009</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/14|Flight of Dragons]] - with Fernin, Tofurkey, Not Sure, and TARDISman on January 4, 2010</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/15|Watership Down]] - with Fernin, Tofurkey, Not Sure, UsaSatsui, and pineapple. Temporarily featuring SpraCoalee on January 5, 2010</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/16|Pump Up the Volume]] - with Figofsydlexia, Mr_Scotty, and Rycona. Currently unfinished, parts 1-4 viewed on January 25, 2010</li><br />
</ol><br />
<br />
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<div>''Pump Up the Volume'' was the sixteenth movie done by [[MSLT3K]]. The crew for this session consisted of [[Caption_Pollution| Figofsydlexia]], [[Hacker| Mr_Scotty]], and [[Rycona]]. Hacker never checked wether parts seven to ten were up like Fig told him to, so only the first forty minutes were watched. It will be completed if at some later date parts 7-10 are uploaded.<br />
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==Log==<br />
<blockquote><br />
�01[22:01] <@Figofsydlexia> Okay, part one, we're all ready?<br />
[22:01] <Rycona> Yup.<br />
[22:01] <Mr_Scotty> yes<br />
�01[22:02] <@Figofsydlexia> Ok, go!<br />
�01[22:02] <@Figofsydlexia> Look at that angsty font<br />
[22:02] <Mr_Scotty> how the hell would that film reel even play<br />
[22:02] <Mr_Scotty> yes i get that feeling<br />
[22:03] <Rycona> What nonsense.<br />
[22:03] <Mr_Scotty> He's how horny 0_0<br />
[22:03] <Rycona> Horny fork in the dark.<br />
[22:03] <Mr_Scotty> I approve of that stencil spray paint<br />
�01[22:04] <@Figofsydlexia> This is what busses were like in the nineties<br />
[22:04] <Mr_Scotty> pretty cool<br />
[22:04] <Rycona> The white caps.<br />
[22:04] <Rycona> Like waves that capsize ships and kill people.<br />
[22:04] <Rycona> Good are thing school buses are safe.<br />
[22:05] <Mr_Scotty> that principal looks like a bitch<br />
�01[22:05] <@Figofsydlexia> Why was he talking before he turned the power on?<br />
[22:05] <Mr_Scotty> Thats a messed up feeling o_o<br />
[22:06] <Mr_Scotty> Fig what song is this? Do you know?<br />
�01[22:06] <@Figofsydlexia> Man, I love this song. But on the soundtrack they used the cruddy Concrete Blonde cover they play for like, ten seconds later<br />
�01[22:06] <@Figofsydlexia> "Everybody Knows" by Leonard Cohen off /I'm Your Man/<br />
�01[22:06] <@Figofsydlexia> Terrible album, awesome artist, amazing song<br />
[22:06] <Mr_Scotty> heh fanmail<br />
[22:07] <Mr_Scotty> ...is that a <br />
[22:07] <Mr_Scotty> wobbeling penis<br />
�01[22:07] <@Figofsydlexia> What a hunk<br />
[22:08] <Mr_Scotty> this is perveted<br />
�01[22:08] <@Figofsydlexia> That's what she said<br />
[22:08] <Rycona> I bet he lvoes making hamburgers.<br />
[22:09] <Rycona> loves*<br />
[22:09] <Mr_Scotty> Hard harry reminds me of Maddox<br />
�01[22:10] <@Figofsydlexia> Happy Harry Hardon's a million times cooler than Maddox<br />
�01[22:10] <@Figofsydlexia> Harry's legit angst<br />
�01[22:10] <@Figofsydlexia> And this speech got turned into ten or twenty grunge records<br />
[22:11] <Mr_Scotty> this is awesome<br />
[22:12] <Mr_Scotty> and end of part 1<br />
�01[22:12] <@Figofsydlexia> Part deux?<br />
[22:12] <Mr_Scotty> ready<br />
�01[22:12] <@Figofsydlexia> Estoy listo!<br />
�01[22:12] <@Figofsydlexia> Ry?<br />
[22:12] <Mr_Scotty> The fuck?<br />
[22:12] <Rycona> I'm ready.<br />
�01[22:12] <@Figofsydlexia> Estoy listo is Spanish for "I'm ready", get some culture<br />
�01[22:12] <@Figofsydlexia> OK GO<br />
[22:13] <Mr_Scotty> I like how he didnt do direct splits and uploads<br />
�01[22:13] <@Figofsydlexia> This is well written dialogue, eh?<br />
[22:14] <Mr_Scotty> yup<br />
[22:14] <Rycona> I am the system, hyuk.<br />
[22:14] <Mr_Scotty> At least his mom gets him a bitt<br />
�01[22:15] <@Figofsydlexia> Angsty McGee won't have none of their extra curricular activites<br />
[22:15] <Mr_Scotty> That sounds like a decent deal to me<br />
[22:16] <Mr_Scotty> feelings?<br />
[22:17] <Mr_Scotty> shes gonna get gang raped<br />
[22:17] <Mr_Scotty> Fig whats this song?.<br />
�01[22:17] <@Figofsydlexia> I don't know<br />
�01[22:17] <@Figofsydlexia> But it's some dope shit, yo<br />
[22:18] <Mr_Scotty> I'll have to lyric search it latrer<br />
[22:18] <Rycona> That was classic.<br />
[22:18] <Mr_Scotty> Even the teachers like iyt<br />
[22:18] <Mr_Scotty> *it<br />
[22:18] <Rycona> Masturbation on the radio. Silly kids.<br />
�01[22:19] <@Figofsydlexia> "God, it's like this awkard nerd who spends all his time by himself is socially inept or something. What teh fuck?"<br />
�01[22:20] <@Figofsydlexia> This one's "Wienerschnitzel" by the Descendants<br />
[22:22] <Rycona> Ballsy.<br />
[22:22] <Mr_Scotty> You know, this relates to graffiti a bit. Graffiti shows nobody is in control of the system. So does his radio station.<br />
[22:22] <Rycona> I wonder when he'll bust out on those congas.<br />
�01[22:22] <@Figofsydlexia> Done-o<br />
[22:22] <Mr_Scotty> 4 seconds left<br />
[22:23] <Mr_Scotty> and done<br />
�01[22:23] <@Figofsydlexia> Random drums are a staple of any angsty, hep kids living quarters<br />
[22:23] <Mr_Scotty> Maybe after this next part we should search for the remaining parts<br />
�01[22:23] <@Figofsydlexia> Nah, we'll wait till we're done part five<br />
�01[22:23] <@Figofsydlexia> Ready?<br />
[22:23] <Mr_Scotty> yes<br />
[22:23] <Rycona> Ready.<br />
�01[22:23] <@Figofsydlexia> Go!!!!1!<br />
[22:24] <Mr_Scotty> Good old fashioned system rebellion.<br />
�01[22:25] <@Figofsydlexia> I like how Love Interest sits around dressed kinda skimpy, making sexy poses, reading and listening to Happy Harry Hardon all evening<br />
�01[22:25] <@Figofsydlexia> I like that quote<br />
�01[22:26] <@Figofsydlexia> What a horrible prank call<br />
�01[22:26] <@Figofsydlexia> Did kids have no class back then?<br />
[22:26] <Mr_Scotty> yeah not even clever<br />
�01[22:26] <@Figofsydlexia> Uh oh...<br />
[22:26] <Mr_Scotty> he wants cum all over the letters?<br />
�01[22:27] <@Figofsydlexia> I wonder what Stereotypical Punk Kid's on all the time?<br />
[22:27] <Rycona> Billy Idol loves this show.<br />
[22:28] <Mr_Scotty> shes having an orgasm over listening to him<br />
�01[22:28] <@Figofsydlexia> HEY<br />
[22:29] <Mr_Scotty> Did he have a boner when he fell on thata chair?<br />
�01[22:30] <@Figofsydlexia> Shit's 'bout to get real<br />
[22:31] <Mr_Scotty> Sad<br />
[22:32] <Mr_Scotty> heh<br />
[22:33] <Mr_Scotty> shit...he better put the gun down<br />
�01[22:33] <@Figofsydlexia> I like how she calls him a creepoid, and she's the one writing down every fact he drops about himself on the wall<br />
[22:33] <Mr_Scotty> i know huh<br />
[22:33] <Mr_Scotty> and done<br />
�01[22:34] <@Figofsydlexia> Ready-o?<br />
[22:34] <Mr_Scotty> almost\<br />
[22:34] <Rycona> Ready.<br />
[22:34] <Mr_Scotty> ready<br />
�01[22:34] <@Figofsydlexia> Gizzo!<br />
�01[22:35] <@Figofsydlexia> lol<br />
�01[22:35] <@Figofsydlexia> I did not know what a cock ring was the first time I saw this<br />
[22:35] <Rycona> I never go anywhere without my cock ring.<br />
[22:36] <Mr_Scotty> illegally selling tapes<br />
[22:36] <Mr_Scotty> cool fat kid<br />
�01[22:36] <@Figofsydlexia> This movie has a pretty bitchin' soundtrack, actually<br />
[22:36] <Mr_Scotty> he almost got found out<br />
[22:37] <Mr_Scotty> and now th bitch we know will end up with him<br />
[22:37] <Rycona> And then kill him.<br />
[22:37] <Mr_Scotty> heh<br />
�01[22:38] <@Figofsydlexia> All angsty kids smoke<br />
[22:38] <Mr_Scotty> so the kid did kill himself<br />
[22:39] <Rycona> That sucks.<br />
[22:39] <Mr_Scotty> now he feels like an ass<br />
[22:39] <Rycona> He reminds me of Bruce McCullough (sp) dressing as a kid.<br />
[22:39] <Rycona> He needs a Zelda hat.<br />
[22:40] <Mr_Scotty> lol he does<br />
[22:40] <Mr_Scotty> creepy chick<br />
[22:41] <Mr_Scotty> Dude compare him to Light Yagami<br />
[22:41] <Mr_Scotty> He is so careless when it comes to hiding his identity <br />
[22:42] <Rycona> Classic pirate radio character downfall trait.<br />
[22:42] <Rycona> "Mark, your dad dresses like a priest and it's okay that that makes you feel uncomfortable."<br />
[22:43] <Rycona> The only thing is that his voice doesn't sound high school-ish at all.<br />
[22:43] <Mr_Scotty> That pisses me off to <br />
[22:43] <Mr_Scotty> well not pisses me off but throws it off<br />
�01[22:44] <@Figofsydlexia> This movie's making me angsty<br />
�01[22:44] <@Figofsydlexia> I'm going for a cigarette<br />
[22:44] <Rycona> Well, he was 21 when the movie was released.<br />
[22:44] <Mr_Scotty> I know huh.<br />
[22:44] <Rycona> Figures.<br />
�01[22:44] <@Figofsydlexia> We taking a break, or are you two going on without me?<br />
�01[22:44] <@Figofsydlexia> I don't mind either<br />
[22:45] <Rycona> A break.<br />
[22:45] <Mr_Scotty> well take a break after this<br />
�01[22:45] <@Figofsydlexia> Okay<br />
�01[22:45] <@Figofsydlexia> Yeah<br />
[22:45] <Mr_Scotty> Or not<br />
�01[22:45] <@Figofsydlexia> See you two in a bit, then<br />
[22:45] <Mr_Scotty> Ten minutes people<br />
[22:53] <Mr_Scotty> Shit i think this ends at part 6<br />
[22:53] <Rycona> Dun dun dun.<br />
[22:53] <Rycona> That sucks. I want to see what happens.<br />
[22:53] <Rycona> I'm compelled.<br />
[22:54] <Mr_Scotty> well it was uploaded on the 11th of this month <br />
[22:54] <Mr_Scotty> so maybe this is a non frequent project <br />
�01[23:00] <@Figofsydlexia> lol<br />
�01[23:00] <@Figofsydlexia> It ends at the sixth?<br />
[23:00] <Mr_Scotty> looks like it<br />
[23:00] <Mr_Scotty> from the comment i'd say so <br />
�01[23:00] <@Figofsydlexia> Well... that's rather lame<br />
[23:01] <Mr_Scotty> PhidippusAudax (1 hour ago) Show Hide<br />
[23:01] <Mr_Scotty> 0<br />
[23:01] <Mr_Scotty> Marked as spam<br />
[23:01] <Mr_Scotty> Reply | Spam<br />
[23:01] <Mr_Scotty> i want more!!! please...<br />
�01[23:01] <@Figofsydlexia> So... what's the plan, then?<br />
[23:01] <Mr_Scotty> shall we pick a different movie or just watch the rest?<br />
�01[23:01] <@Figofsydlexia> Didn't I say yesterday you should check and make sure parts 7-10 are there?<br />
�01[23:01] <@Figofsydlexia> Well, I don't know<br />
[23:02] <Rycona> I don't know if I want to keep going if I can't see it all.<br />
[23:02] <Rycona> I was just starting to legitimately get interested in the mvoie.<br />
[23:02] <Mr_Scotty> I say we watch a different movie<br />
[23:03] <Mr_Scotty> How about back to the future?<br />
�01[23:03] <@Figofsydlexia> Well, it seems silly to start a new one, now<br />
[23:03] <Mr_Scotty> silly but we should finish one<br />
�01[23:03] <@Figofsydlexia> Back to the Future could've gotten interest, too<br />
�01[23:03] <@Figofsydlexia> We'd have more people if we did that one<br />
[23:03] <Mr_Scotty> Well fuck<br />
[23:03] <Mr_Scotty> Okay how about<br />
[23:04] <Mr_Scotty> We upload this but mark it as an incomplete and then come back to it if the parts get uploaded<br />
[23:04] <Mr_Scotty> Then do one tomorrow<br />
�01[23:04] <@Figofsydlexia> I'm down with that<br />
[23:05] <Rycona> Fair enough.<br />
[23:05] <Mr_Scotty> tomorrows will be back to the future<br />
[23:05] <Mr_Scotty> So who's uploading?<br />
[23:05] <Mr_Scotty> not it<br />
�01[23:05] <@Figofsydlexia> Putting the log up?<br />
[23:05] <Mr_Scotty> yeah<br />
�01[23:05] <@Figofsydlexia> Since I'm the only one on mIRC, it's probably easiest for me<br />
�01[23:05] <@Figofsydlexia> I'll do it<br />
[23:05] <Rycona> It makes sense.<br />
[23:06] <Mr_Scotty> ookay<br />
�06[23:06] * Rycona shrugs.<br />
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<div>''Day of the Wacko'' was the eighth movie done by [[MSLT3K]]. The crew for this session consisted of [[Nekkoru]], [[Captain_Pollution| FigNewton]] and [[TheThunderThief]].<br />
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==Log==<br />
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<br>[03:05] <+Vyyj> With that in mind, let's go.<br />
<br>[03:06] <FigNewton> Now?<br />
<br>[03:06] <+Vyyj> Yes.<br />
<br>[03:06] <FigNewton> Oh shoot, I didn't start it<br />
<br>[03:06] <+Vyyj> Aaargh.<br />
<br>[03:06] <FigNewton> Mulligan<br />
<br>[03:06] <+Vyyj> Back up, we're doing it again.<br />
<br>[03:06] <+Vyyj> Ready now?<br />
<br>[03:06] <FigNewton> Ready<br />
<br>[03:06] <+Vyyj> TT?<br />
<br>[03:07] <FigNewton> He's probably off watching it...<br />
<br>[03:07] <TheThunderThief> go<br />
<br>[03:07] <+Vyyj> Go!<br />
<br>[03:07] <FigNewton> VISION<br />
<br>[03:07] <TheThunderThief> FLYING ZEBRAS<br />
<br>[03:08] <+Vyyj> Day of the Wacko!<br />
<br>[03:08] <FigNewton> Polish has accents on consonants?<br />
<br>[03:08] <+Vyyj> Yup.<br />
<br>[03:08] <+Vyyj> Yes, this is how our cities look like.<br />
<br>[03:08] <+Vyyj> Also, cue jackhammers<br />
<br>[03:08] <TheThunderThief> Love the piano runs<br />
<br>[03:09] <TheThunderThief> very energetic<br />
<br>[03:09] <FigNewton> Oh shoot, I have to be watching to understand him...<br />
<br>[03:09] <+Vyyj> What a way to start a day, eh?<br />
<br>[03:11] <+Vyyj> Them subtitles are nice, actually<br />
<br>[03:11] <FigNewton> Not for me...<br />
<br>[03:11] <FigNewton> It's the albinism<br />
<br>[03:11] <TheThunderThief> If only that worked here, the shouting at construction workers to leave<br />
<br>[03:11] <FigNewton> I have to have my face ten centimetres from the screen constantly<br />
<br>[03:12] <+Vyyj> That's not nice at all, dude.<br />
<br>[03:13] <TheThunderThief> Fec<br />
<br>[03:13] <+Vyyj> Wiping one's ass: classic.<br />
<br>[03:15] <+Vyyj> Have we noticed his obsession with 7 already?<br />
<br>[03:15] <TheThunderThief> lol<br />
<br>[03:16] <FigNewton> Mine stopped<br />
<br>[03:16] <+Vyyj> As in, part one's done?<br />
<br>[03:16] <FigNewton> As in, it froze with like, a minute left<br />
<br>[03:17] <+Vyyj> It's cool, the last minute's not really, like, relevant to the whole movie.<br />
<br>[03:17] <FigNewton> I've got to say, movie aside, this isn't very practical to do<br />
<br>[03:18] <+Vyyj> I'm waiting at the beginning of part two. Watch that minute and lemme know when you're ready<br />
<br>[03:18] <+Vyyj> It's not, but we've done it so many times we don't really care<br />
<br>[03:18] <FigNewton> Not that, If I come here to type, I'm missing dialogue, and when I watch it, I need my face ten centimetres from the screen to read it<br />
<br>[03:19] <+Vyyj> Right, you're on the Webclient<br />
<br>[03:19] <+Vyyj> Move your windows around then<br />
<br>[03:19] <FigNewton> A Polish movie with subtitles doesn't really work for a non-Polish speaking albino for this...<br />
<br>[03:19] <FigNewton> Let me try<br />
<br>[03:19] <FigNewton> No way it'll fit<br />
<br>[03:19] <+Vyyj> Yesway<br />
<br>[03:19] <+Vyyj> What browser? Firefox?<br />
<br>[03:19] <TheThunderThief> I made my chatzilla window fit<br />
<br>[03:19] <FigNewton> Nope, not even kinda<br />
<br>[03:20] <FigNewton> The YouTube video fills up the whole screen lengthways, I can't shrink it at all without cutting off parts of it<br />
<br>[03:20] <FigNewton> To even have my typing bar visible I'm missing like, four centimetres<br />
<br>[03:20] <+Vyyj> How about resizing the webclient window?<br />
<br>[03:21] <FigNewton> It doesn't really fit any better.<br />
<br>[03:21] <FigNewton> 'cept, maybe...<br />
<br>[03:21] <FigNewton> Eh, this isn't too bad<br />
<br>[03:21] <+Vyyj> Okay then<br />
<br>[03:21] <FigNewton> It's still horrible, though<br />
<br>[03:21] <+Vyyj> Watch that one minute and we'll continue<br />
<br>[03:21] <FigNewton> But whatever<br />
<br>[03:21] <FigNewton> Part two?<br />
<br>[03:22] <+Vyyj> Yeah, sure<br />
<br>[03:22] <+Vyyj> Ready, TT?<br />
<br>[03:22] <TheThunderThief> shoot<br />
<br>[03:22] <+Vyyj> OK, go!<br />
<br>[03:22] <FigNewton> Meds!<br />
<br>[03:23] <+Vyyj> This is how OCD looks like.<br />
<br>[03:23] <+Vyyj> What OCD looks like.<br />
<br>[03:23] <FigNewton> I know<br />
<br>[03:24] <Ghandi> zort<br />
<br>[03:24] <FigNewton> Hush, you, we're watching a movie<br />
<br>[03:26] <FigNewton> So, correct me if I'm wrong, but for a diagnosis of OCD, you need to realize that your obsessions or compulsions are unreasonable, right?<br />
<br>[03:26] <FigNewton> So what is it if you don't?<br />
<br>[03:26] <+Vyyj> Undiagnosed OCD<br />
<br>[03:26] <FigNewton> But to diagnose it, the patient has to realize it's unreasonable or have some concerns<br />
<br>[03:26] <FigNewton> I'm almost certain<br />
<br>[03:27] <FigNewton> ...the hell?<br />
<br>[03:28] <TheThunderThief> wat<br />
<br>[03:28] <FigNewton> Is he trying to blow me?<br />
<br>[03:28] <FigNewton> I'm confused<br />
<br>[03:30] <+Vyyj> This is polish everyday life, people. Wacky people in your building blocks all around you<br />
<br>[03:32] <TheThunderThief> I will say those are only really good for edgeworkd<br />
<br>[03:32] <TheThunderThief> edgework*<br />
<br>[03:32] <FigNewton> Uno momento, now<br />
<br>[03:32] <+Vyyj> Part three<br />
<br>[03:32] <+Vyyj> Getting ready.<br />
<br>[03:33] <+Vyyj> So, what have we learned during the last 10 minutes?<br />
<br>[03:34] <TheThunderThief> people with old asses don't lock their doors and kitchen tables are effective karate implements<br />
<br>[03:34] <+Vyyj> You make a good Pole.<br />
<br>[03:34] <FigNewton> Aha!<br />
<br>[03:34] <FigNewton> DSM IV Criteria for OCD - "B. At some point during the course of the disorder, the person has recognized that the obsessions or compulsions are excessive or unreasonable. Note: This does not apply to children."<br />
<br>[03:35] <TheThunderThief> I've got 3-6 loaded so whenever you guys are ready<br />
<br>[03:35] <+Vyyj> I'm ready too<br />
<br>[03:35] <+Vyyj> You good to go, Fig?<br />
<br>[03:35] <FigNewton> I'm ready for three<br />
<br>[03:35] <+Vyyj> OK, go!<br />
<br>[03:37] <FigNewton> Why are the walls blue?<br />
<br>[03:37] <+Vyyj> It's school. Walls have all kinds of colours<br />
<br>[03:37] <FigNewton> Our walls were all white<br />
<br>[03:38] <+Vyyj> It's no wonder why you have a higher suicide rate.<br />
<br>[03:39] <+Vyyj> 777 PLN.<br />
<br>[03:39] <+Vyyj> That's like half a PS3<br />
<br>[03:40] <+Vyyj> That's actually a favourite past time of polish students, throwing matches up at the ceiling<br />
<br>[03:44] <FigNewton> Soup is zupa? How do you spell that?<br />
<br>[03:44] <+Vyyj> Exactly that<br />
<br>[03:44] <+Vyyj> Zupa<br />
<br>[03:44] <FigNewton> Yay!<br />
<br>[03:45] <FigNewton> Part 4!<br />
<br>[03:45] <+Vyyj> Part four.<br />
<br>[03:45] <TheThunderThief> bbias gonna go grab a coke<br />
<br>[03:45] <+Vyyj> FUCK YEAH MEDUSA IS DEAD<br />
<br>[03:46] <FigNewton> Zupa, zupa<br />
<br>[03:48] <TheThunderThief> k<br />
<br>[03:48] <+Vyyj> I'm ready<br />
<br>[03:48] <FigNewton> As am I<br />
<br>[03:49] <+Vyyj> TT?<br />
<br>[03:49] <TheThunderThief> shoot<br />
<br>[03:50] <+Vyyj> OK, go<br />
<br>[03:54] <+Vyyj> Ah, spouse arguments<br />
<br>[03:55] <+Vyyj> To be, kurwa, or not to be.<br />
<br>[03:55] <FigNewton> I couldn't describe any verbs further than "a verb"<br />
<br>[03:56] <+Vyyj> Haha, they translated "zajebisty" as "swell"<br />
<br>[03:56] <FigNewton> How'd you translate it?<br />
<br>[03:56] <+Vyyj> "fucking awesome"<br />
<br>[03:57] <FigNewton> Haha<br />
<br>[03:57] <+Vyyj> Zajebisty is a vulgar word.<br />
<br>[03:57] <+Vyyj> Kurwa.<br />
<br>[03:58] <FigNewton> Fucking...<br />
<br>[03:58] <+Vyyj> See, Fig? You're already learning!<br />
<br>[03:58] <FigNewton> Yay!<br />
<br>[03:58] <TheThunderThief> I thought that meant "bitch/slut" something of the nature, oh well...<br />
<br>[03:58] <TheThunderThief> whore*<br />
<br>[03:58] <+Vyyj> It does<br />
<br>[03:58] <FigNewton> Eh?<br />
<br>[03:58] <+Vyyj> It means a variety of things<br />
<br>[03:59] <+Vyyj> This is called a homonym<br />
<br>[03:59] <+Vyyj> A word that has multiple meanings.<br />
<br>[03:59] <FigNewton> Oh<br />
<br>[03:59] <FigNewton> I know what a homonym is<br />
<br>[03:59] <TheThunderThief> ^<br />
<br>[04:00] <TheThunderThief> cockblocked<br />
<br>[04:00] <+Vyyj> Kurwa is used as "fuck", it also means "whore"...<br />
<br>[04:00] <+Vyyj> Part five<br />
<br>[04:01] <FigNewton> So one might go on about zajebsty zupa?<br />
<br>[04:01] <+Vyyj> Actually, "zajebista zupa", since zupa is feminine<br />
<br>[04:01] <FigNewton> Ah... genders, my oldest enemy...<br />
<br>[04:01] <+Vyyj> Polish might be easier if you knew French<br />
<br>[04:02] <FigNewton> Genders were one of the things I couldn't wrap my head around with French<br />
<br>[04:02] <FigNewton> 'course, that was in Grade Four<br />
<br>[04:02] <FigNewton> Anyway, I'm ready<br />
<br>[04:02] <TheThunderThief> same<br />
<br>[04:02] <+Vyyj> It's easy in polish, you only have three genders<br />
<br>[04:02] <+Vyyj> Male, Female and Neutral<br />
<br>[04:02] <+Vyyj> Anyway, let's go<br />
<br>[04:02] <FigNewton> Now?<br />
<br>[04:03] <+Vyyj> Yes.<br />
[04:04] <+Vyyj> I'm at 1:03, actually.<br />
[04:04] <+Vyyj> Whatever, we'll catch up at the next part<br />
[04:04] <FigNewton> I'm at 1:19<br />
[04:06] <FigNewton> ...the fuck?<br />
[04:07] <FigNewton> What the fuck just happenned?<br />
[04:07] <+Vyyj> This happens all the fucking time.<br />
[04:08] <FigNewton> Ooh...<br />
[04:08] <+Vyyj> Revenge.<br />
[04:13] <FigNewton> Ready<br />
[04:14] <TheThunderThief> same<br />
[04:14] <FigNewton> Nekky?<br />
[04:14] <+Vyyj> Gimme a sec<br />
[04:14] <FigNewton> Zajebista zupa...<br />
[04:16] <+Vyyj> Haha, okay<br />
[04:16] <+Vyyj> Part six, go<br />
[04:17] <FigNewton> ...the fuck?!<br />
[04:18] <FigNewton> Deja vous?<br />
[04:18] <+Vyyj> Deja Vu.<br />
[04:18] <FigNewton> That bit lost me...<br />
[04:19] <+Vyyj> Too much to explain<br />
[04:19] <+Vyyj> What point are you on?<br />
[04:19] <FigNewton> Eh?<br />
[04:19] <+Vyyj> I'm at 2:47<br />
[04:19] <FigNewton> I'm at 2:50<br />
[04:19] <FigNewton> You're about ten seconds ahead of me<br />
[04:20] <+Vyyj> Okay.<br />
[04:26] <TheThunderThief> fin<br />
[04:26] <+Vyyj> Me too.<br />
[04:26] <+Vyyj> ...which is a bad choice of words considering the next part<br />
[04:26] <FigNewton> Ready<br />
[04:27] <TheThunderThief> And the tri-national movie watching continues....<br />
[04:27] <FigNewton> Nekky?<br />
[04:27] <+Vyyj> Ready, TT?<br />
[04:27] <TheThunderThief> yes<br />
[04:27] <+Vyyj> Then let's go<br />
[04:27] <FigNewton> lol<br />
[04:28] <FigNewton> God she's ugly<br />
[04:29] <TheThunderThief> lolz<br />
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[04:30] <FigNewton> There's so little to say on a first viewing<br />
[04:30] <FigNewton> Once I'd seen this a few times I might be able to comment more, but for so much of this all I'm thinking is "...the hell?"<br />
[04:34] <FigNewton> There's a lot of dogs in this movie<br />
[04:35] <+Vyyj> Yup.<br />
[04:35] <FigNewton> The dogshit partys, this, the "A bitch should marry a dog"...<br />
[04:35] <+Vyyj> Is it me, or have the subtitles stopped?<br />
[04:35] <TheThunderThief> same<br />
[04:35] <FigNewton> They sure seem to have<br />
[04:35] <TheThunderThief> and there are none in the 8th either for the 1st 8 mins<br />
[04:36] <FigNewton> Nekky, get translating!<br />
[04:36] <+Vyyj> He thought that bird was a kid.<br />
[04:37] <+Vyyj> And now, guess what. He's chasing after it, screaming "I HAVE TO REST!"<br />
[04:37] <+Vyyj> He managed to turn himself, because if a soldier falls on his face, it's all over<br />
[04:38] <+Vyyj> Or maybe it was the other way around, he thinks.<br />
[04:38] <+Vyyj> Ready.<br />
[04:38] <FigNewton> Ready...<br />
[04:38] <TheThunderThief> x3<br />
[04:38] <+Vyyj> Go!<br />
[04:38] <FigNewton> I hope you are ready, Nekky... eight minutes of fun<br />
[04:38] <+Vyyj> He says he's dead.<br />
[04:39] <+Vyyj> And asks himself, will I never be young again? Will I never love, will I never find meaning in this life?<br />
[04:39] <FigNewton> That looks like some zajebista zupa<br />
[04:39] <+Vyyj> Yeah.<br />
[04:39] <+Vyyj> He wants to be buried next to his son.<br />
[04:40] <+Vyyj> I always thought I would never die, he says. All the people say "So wise he was, and now he is dying"<br />
[04:40] <FigNewton> Wow, what a horrible movie to not have subtitles for ten minutes of... considering like, ninety percent of it is this big long soliloquoy<br />
[04:40] <+Vyyj> And now he is ranting about how the polish language was ruined by television<br />
[04:41] <FigNewton> That's a pretty shot<br />
[04:41] <+Vyyj> His love is agreeing with him, as if to help him<br />
[04:42] <+Vyyj> He tells her how he is unfit to love, but she ultimately convinces him.<br />
[04:42] <+Vyyj> But he thinks he might need to escape from her.<br />
[04:42] <+Vyyj> So he climbs into that car.<br />
[04:42] <+Vyyj> Annnd he's back home.<br />
[04:43] <+Vyyj> Tries to follow his daily routine.<br />
[04:43] <+Vyyj> And now, TV commercials.<br />
[04:43] <+Vyyj> Scurvy toothpaste<br />
[04:44] <+Vyyj> And dick extract as a perfume.<br />
[04:45] <+Vyyj> The subtitles are back.<br />
[04:45] <FigNewton> SUBTITLES!!<br />
[04:45] <TheThunderThief> Thanks for the translation<br />
[04:45] <FigNewton> Yeah, muchos gracias<br />
[04:46] <+Vyyj> Always a pleasure<br />
[04:46] <FigNewton> Isn't nicotine supposed to be good for you if you have Parkinson's<br />
[04:46] <FigNewton> ?<br />
[04:46] <+Vyyj> Actually, yeah<br />
[04:47] <FigNewton> ...the hell?<br />
[04:47] <FigNewton> Ultranationalist prayer?<br />
[04:48] <+Vyyj> Nope, this is what all polish people wish for.<br />
[04:48] <+Vyyj> Ready<br />
[04:49] <FigNewton> Ready<br />
[04:49] <TheThunderThief> gogogo!!!<br />
[04:49] <+Vyyj> Go!<br />
[04:54] <FigNewton> She's probably the prettiest girl in the movie<br />
[04:54] <+Vyyj> Rightfully so.<br />
[04:55] <FigNewton> See, I could never do that on my side like that<br />
[04:56] <+Vyyj> Annnd it's over.<br />
[04:56] <+Vyyj> This is a movie that requires repeated watchthroughs<br />
[04:56] <FigNewton> Well that was a good movie, I'm really thinking it's the type of movie I'd have to watch two or three times to fully enjoy, though<br />
[04:56] <FigNewton> Yeah<br />
[04:57] <FigNewton> I'm digging this music, though<br />
[04:57] <TheThunderThief> And the tri- National movie watching has concluded<br />
[04:57] <FigNewton> Aww<br />
[04:57] <+Vyyj> They cut it :/<br />
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| Trivia Game <br /> <code>!start</code> <br /><code>!stop</code><br /><code>!rank (name)</code> || Start & Stop the Trivia Game or check someone's rank. || !start <br /> !stop <br /> !rank GPFontaine || Starting Trivia. <br /> Trivia stopped. <br /> GPFontaine has 2 points.<br />
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| <code>!addquestion</code> || Submit a question for the trivia game. || !addquestion || A private message from LexiaBot9000 will be sent with instructions to follow. Only one person may use this command at a time. Allow 30 seconds between uses to avoid confusing LexiaBot9000. All entries are reviewed before they are added to the trivia database.<br />
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| High/Low Game <br /> <code>!hl (on/off) (number)</code> <br /> <code>!hl (number guess)</code> || High / Low game || !hl on 10 <br /> !hl 5 <br /> !hl off || Higher/Lower game enabled <br /> Higher, GPFontaine <br />Higher/Lower game disabled.<br />
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| Timebomb Game <br /><code>!timebomb (name)</code><br /><code>!snip (color)</code>|| Timebomb game... this shit is just mean. Limit your usage or you will be booted. || !timebomb GPFontaine <br /> !snip orange || straps a bomb to GPFontaine's back. The display reads [45] seconds. <br /> ...snip GPFontaine was booted from #sydlexia by LexiaBot9000 (*BOOOM!*)<br />
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| <code>!fortune</code> || Your fortune will be predicted || !fortune || You will meet a dark, handsome stranger.<br />
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| <code>!char (number)</code> || Converts number to ASCII character || !char 43 || ASCII number 43 is equal to +<br />
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| Definitions <br /><code>!define (word)</code><br /><code>!defadd (word)</code><br /><code>!defrem (word)</code> || States a definition, adds a definition, or removes a definition || !define Sydapedia <br /><br />!defadd Sydapedia the source of all that is true in this world.<br /><br />!defrem Sydapedia|| Sydapedia: the source of all that is true in this world.<br /><br />Sydapedia stored succesfully.<br /><br />Sydapedia was removed from database.<br />
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| Mastermind <br /><code>!mastermind</code><br /><code>!guess (####)</code><br /><code>!guess quit</code><br /><code>!score (name)</code> || Starts the Mastermind game, guesses a number, quits the game, or checks someone's score. || !mastermind <br /><br /> !guess 1111 <br /><br /> !guess quit <br /><br /> !score Fernin || I'm thinking of a four digit number, with no 0's in it... <br /><br /> You have 0 correct and 0 out of place. <br /><br /> You pansy, you couldn't even take the time to figure out that the number was 3284? <br /><br /> The average amount of guesses Fernin has used to solve Mastermind is 14.25.<br />
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| Craps <br /><code>!craps (on/off/throw)</code> || Starts the craps game, rolls the dice, or ends the craps game. || !craps on <br /><br /> !craps throw <br /><br /> !craps off || Place ya bets! <br /><br /> rolls the dice for Fernin: 3 and 6. Fernin, your target number is now 9. Roll again! <br /><br /> Smart Idea, since you aren't exactly James Bond. Come back again when you're not so unlucky.<br />
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| Money Making Game <br /><code>!money </code><br /><code>!money (1/2/3)</code> || Play the Money Making Game. || !money<br /><br /> !money 1<br /> || Let's Play Money Making Game! <br /><br /> Fernin: -10 -50 +50<br /> Fernin: Sorry, you lose 10 points. <br />
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| Roulette <br /><code>!roulette </code><br /><code>!bet (amount) (type)</code> || Play roulette, place a bet. || !roulette <br /><br /> !bet 10 black || Let's play roulette! <br /><br /> Bet accepted.<br />
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| Russian Roulette <br /><code>!russ #</code><br /><code>!fire</code> || Play Russian Roulette with the specified number of bullets, and fire the gun. || !russ 1<br /><br /> !fire || The bullet is in place! Type !fire to try your luck! <br /> Click! That chamber was empty, Fernin has survived!<br />
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| Rock Paper Scissors <br /><code>!rps (rock/paper/scissors)</code> || Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot. || !rps rock<br /> !rps paper<br /> !rps scissors || throws scissors! You win! <br /> throws paper! It's a tie! <br /> throws rock! You lose!<br />
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| Hot Potato <br /><code>!potato</code><br /><code>!pass (name/trash)</code> || Play Hot Potato, pass the potato to another person or put the potato into the trash. || !potato <br /><br /> !pass GPFontaine <br /><br /> !pass trash || Hot potato! Fernin has the potato right now. Quick, !pass it to somebody else! <br /><br /> Fernin has passed the potato to GPFontaine! Better hurry and pass it to someone else! <br \><br /> Fernin has thrown the potato in the garbage. Game over, folks. <br />
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| Hangman <br /><code>!hangman</code><br /><code>!hangman off</code><br /><code>!letter </code><br /><code>!word</code> || Play hangman, turn hangman off, guess a letter or a word. || !hangman <br /><br /> !hangman off <br /><br /> !letter e <br /><br /> !word testing || Let's play hangman! <br /><br /> The word was communism. Game ended. <br /><br /> e is not in the word. 1 wrong guess so far. <br /><br /> testing is not the word I'm thinking of.<br />
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| Hangvowel <br /><code>!hangvowel</code><br /><code>!hangvowel off</code><br /><code>!hanganswer</code> || Play hangvowel, turn hangvowel off, guess a word. || !hangvowel <br /><br /> !hangvowel off <br /><br /> !hanganswer metal || Let's play hangvowel! <br /><br /> The word was Nepal. Game ended. <br /><br /> metal is not the word I'm thinking of.<br />
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| Snakes & Ladders <br /><code>!snakes on</code><br /><code>!snakes (1/2/3/4)</code><br /><code>!snakes start</code><br /><code>!snakes spin </code><br /><code>!snakes quit</code> || Starts Snakes & Ladders, picks player number, starts the actual game, spins the spinner, or quits the Snakes & Ladders Game. || !snakes on <br /><br /> !snakes 1 <br /><br /> !snakes start <br /><br />!snakes spin <br /><br /> !snakes quit || Spin the spinner and get to the top first! Who's playing? <br /><br /> Player 1: Crazy_Bastard. <br /><br /> Starting the game with 2 players, Crazy_Bastard is up first! <br /><br />Crazy_Bastard moves their piece to 4. You listened to the ops and shut up when you were told to! Your piece is moved forward to 14. <br /><br /> I guess you just have no inner child.<br />
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| Anagram <br /><code>!anagram</code><br /><code>!anagram (word)</code><br /><code>!anagram quit</code> || Starts Anagram game or rescrambles the word, take a guess at the word, and quit the game. || !anagram <br /><br /> !anagram lyosslmig <br /><br /> !anagram quit || The scrambled word is lsgioylsm. <br /><br /> The scrambled word is lyosslmig. <br /><br /> The word was: syllogism.<br />
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| 8ball <br /><code>!8ball (question)</code> || Ask a question and get a response from the 8ball. || !8ball Will you answer my question? || Signs point to yes.<br />
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| Tic Tac Toe, 1 player <br /><code>!ttt1</code><br /><code>!ttt1 (1-9)</code><br /><code>!ttt1 quit</code> || Starts Tic Tac Toe game, picks a spot to put an X, and quits the game. || !ttt1 <br /><br /> !ttt1 1 <br /><br /> !ttt1 quit || Tic Tac Toe! One player mode! Type !ttt1 # to start playing! <br /><br /> X O * <br /> * * * <br /> * * * <br /><br /> What, you want to wimp out of a game of tic tac toe? You must be the world's biggest pansy.<br />
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| Tic Tac Toe, 2 player <br /><code>!ttt2</code><br /><code>!ttt2 (p1/p2)</code><br /><code>!ttt2 (1-9)</code><br /><code>!ttt2 quit</code> || Starts Tic Tac Toe game, selects players, picks a spot to put an X or an O, and quits the game. || !ttt2 <br /><br /> !ttt2 p1 <br /><br /> !ttt2 5 <br /><br /> !ttt2 quit || Tic Tac Toe! Tic Tac Toe! Two player mode! Who's playing today? Type !ttt2 p1 or !ttt2 p2 to join in! <br /><br /> Player 1 is Fernin! <br /><br />* * * <br /> * X * <br /> * * * <br /><br /> What, you want to wimp out of a game of tic tac toe? You must be the world's biggest pansy.<br />
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| Slap! <br /><code>!slap (name)</code><br /><code>!addslap (text)</code> || Slaps someone, or adds a new slap to the bot's database. || !slap FigNewton <br /> !addslap slaps $2 with Patrick Duffy. || slaps FigNewton with Uwe Boll's severed head! <br /> Custom slap #20 added to my database.<br />
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== Trivia Game Courtesy ==<br />
Trivia can be fun, but can also irritate the hell out of people. Follow these, and we'll all get along.<br />
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* Chat takes priority over trivia. If people are talking, ask before hitting !start. If someone says !stop, trivia is over. On the flip side, if you have nothing to chat about, don't stop trivia just because you don't like it. <br />
* Try not to answer questions that you submitted, that's pretty much cheating. Give others a chance, and if they don't get it after three hints, then go ahead and answer it.<br />
* Try not to answer questions that you've seen before. There's only so many questions still, so repeats happen a lot. Give others a chance that may not have seen the question yet. <br />
* The exception to the above is if it's a question that you know everyone has seen, or if it's a Quick! Quick! question. <br />
* Answers which are numbers that are less than 100 are ALL written out. So, if the answer happens to be 3, or 12, or 97, it'll actually be three, twelve, or ninety-seven. This is because of the hint system, and also to prevent the insanely annoying situation where multiple people are spamming "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7!" trying to find the right number quickly. <br />
* Server lag happens. On your screen, what you send will appear in the chatroom immediately. On everyone else's screens, that may not be the case. While it may look like you answered first on your screen, the bot always recognizes the person who appears on its own screen first. This isn't bullshit, it's the internet, so don't bitch about it. <br />
* Don't even think about going to google, wikipedia, gamefaqs, or any other place to look up the answers. That's just plain lame. If you don't know it, too bad.<br />
* The bot is buggy when it comes to giving hints or answers that have numbers in them. This is a known bug, and something that can't be fixed, so kindly stop pointing it out or being all "WTF?!" over it. Furthermore, questions themselves can become completely buggy over time. There is no known cause for why this happens, and the only way to fix it is by deleting the question. Spamming what you know is the answer sure as hell ain't gonna fix it.<br />
* When submitting questions, don't submit idiotic nonsense like, "Hello./Spikey Love Nipples" or "Hahahahahahaha./Hahahahaha Hahahaha". And please, no 4chan memes.<br />
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== Trigger Words ==<br />
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The bot also triggers off of some words and phrases, such as "Porn", "Bot", and "bored". No, they're not all going to be listed. Finding them is half the fun.<br />
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*Note: The bot now has the commands !shutup and !speak. These commands turn the triggers off and on, respectively.<br />
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== Other Bot Stuff == <br />
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Some games have a 5 second delay timer on them to prevent bot spam. So far as I can remember, this is currently limited to the !letter command of the Hangman game, and the !fire command of Russian Roulette. <br />
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Timebombing or passing the potato to someone who is AFK is nothing short of a dick move, and will get you kicked. That's the reason both of those games can only be turned on by the ops, since the power to kick anyone just shouldn't be available to anyone at all times. Just don't do it.<br />
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Only one timebomb can be out at any given time, and you can't cut the wires on a bomb that isn't on your own body. You can only save yourself, not anyone else.<br />
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While you are free to define and redefine any word or phrase you like, don't use the bot to troll. Also, if there's a disagreement about what something's definition should be, don't get into a definition war and go back and forth removing and redefining it. This is about the most immature thing you can possibly do with the bot and will only serve to piss off the ops, and probably everyone else in the room.<br />
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Any new games may well still be going under beta testing, so don't expect them to work perfectly all the time. If you find any glitches, bugs, or other mistakes, report them to Fernin.<br />
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Ask the bot "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" with the !8ball command sometime, you'll get some fun results.<br />
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Bets you can make in roulette are: Any number between 0 and 36, 00, first, second, third, top, bottom, red, black, odd, or even.<br />
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The Tic Tac Toe board and input goes from 1 to 9, as seen here: <br />
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1 2 3<br><br />
4 5 6<br><br />
7 8 9<br />
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As of now, the bot has no AI in the Tic Tac Toe game, it only picks spots randomly. The AI will come when Fernin has time for it, so don't bring it up, unless you want a rather angry op.<br />
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Some commands and triggers will only work when the bot has ops.<br />
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[[Category: SydLexia.com IRC Channel]]</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K&diff=7610MSLT3K2009-10-29T02:00:08Z<p>Waspler: /* Movies watched */</p>
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<div>'''MSLT3K''', or '''Mystery SydLexia Theater 3000''' is a pet project of [[Nekkoru]], [[Fernin]], [[LowEndLem]] and a few other people from the IRC channel. Basically, we find a movie on Youtube, we watch it and provide insightful commentary during the course of the movie, just like in MST3K.<br />
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==Teh Peoples==<br />
This list will almost certainly change.<br />
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*[[Nekkoru]]<br />
*[[Fernin]]<br />
*[[LowEndLem]]<br />
*[[Anorexorcist]]<br />
*[[Dignant]]<br />
*[[Rycona]]<br />
*[[Chile Guy]]<br />
*[[Captain_Pollution| Dude_Love/FigNewton/PepsiHiding]]<br />
*[[TheThunderThief]]<br />
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==Movies watched==<br />
<ol><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/1|Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and LowEndLem</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/2|Where the Buffalo Roam]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and Anorexorcist</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/3|A Night at the Opera]] - with Dignant, Fernin and LowEndLem</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/4|Trigun, Episode 1: The $$60 Billion Man]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Rycona</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/5|Clerks 2]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Chile Guy</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/6|Bananaz]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Dude_Love</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/7|Ed Wood]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Dude_Love</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/8|House on Haunted Hill]] - with Fernin, Dude_Love, and LowEndLem</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/9|Day of the Wacko]] - with Nekkoru, FigNewton, and TheThunderThief</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/10|12 Angry Men]] - with Fernin, PepsiHiding, and TheThunderThief</li><br />
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[[Category: SydLexia.com IRC Channel]]</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K/10&diff=7609MSLT3K/102009-10-29T01:59:12Z<p>Waspler: </p>
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<div>''12 Angry Men'' was the ninth movie done by [[MSLT3K]]. The crew for this session consisted of [[Fernin]], [[Captain_Pollution| PepsiHiding]] and [[TheThunderThief]].<br />
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==Log==<br />
<blockquote><br />
[03:17] Fernin: lemme know when you're halfway loaded, folks<br />
[03:18] Ghandi: giggity<br />
[03:18] TheThunderThief: shoot<br />
[03:18] PepsiHiding: I'm just under three quarters<br />
[03:18] Ghandi: "That's not a roll of quarters!" -- Phil Ken Sebben<br />
[03:18] PepsiHiding: Though I need to turn off Ghandi's pop music, first...<br />
[03:18] Ghandi: Kep looking through her stuff, it lands everywhere<br />
[03:19] Fernin: okay then, off we go<br />
[03:19] Ghandi: She did a cover of Garbage's "STupid Girl" too, for Instant Star<br />
[03:19] PepsiHiding: If you meant now, I missed it<br />
[03:19] PepsiHiding: I like Nekky, she makes it clear when she means /now/<br />
[03:19] Fernin: heh, true<br />
[03:20] Fernin: skip back to 0:00, then<br />
[03:20] PepsiHiding: Whatever, mulligan<br />
[03:20] Fernin: we ready, again?<br />
[03:20] PepsiHiding: Okay, I'm prepared<br />
[03:20] PepsiHiding: Mmhmm<br />
[03:20] TheThunderThief: Yes<br />
[03:20] Fernin: go!<br />
[03:21] Ghandi: onward and upward!<br />
[03:21] PepsiHiding: Oh and how nice it is to do an English-language movie again, where I'm not glued ten centimetres from the YouTube screen the whole time...<br />
[03:21] Fernin: hehe, I can imagine<br />
[03:22] PepsiHiding: How jovial they seem<br />
[03:22] PepsiHiding: Foreshadowing?<br />
[03:23] Ghandi: Yall should be playing a real multiplayer game. Like Starcraft! :p<br />
[03:23] Fernin: there's the accused<br />
[03:24] Fernin: nice to see something happening behind the credits, rather than /just/ the credits roll<br />
[03:26] TheThunderThief: Were fedoras ever NOT in style?<br />
[03:26] Fernin: course not, they were always classy<br />
[03:27] Ghandi: they're in style now<br />
[03:27] PepsiHiding: Hmm, what are the odds this big deep-voiced guy walks up to the high-pitched guy for a chat<br />
[03:27] PepsiHiding: ?<br />
[03:28] *** rossrifle has joined #sydlexia.<br />
[03:28] PepsiHiding: HOLY FUCK<br />
[03:28] Ghandi: hey ross<br />
[03:28] PepsiHiding: ROSS!!!<br />
[03:28] Fernin: hey Ross<br />
[03:28] rossrifle: huzzah<br />
[03:28] rossrifle: hey guys<br />
[03:28] PepsiHiding: We're watching a movie<br />
[03:28] rossrifle: oh<br />
[03:28] rossrifle: which?<br />
[03:28] Ghandi: No, THEY were watching a moviue<br />
[03:29] Fernin: 1957 version of 12 Angry Men<br />
[03:29] PepsiHiding: The '50s cut of 12 Angry Men<br />
[03:29] Ghandi: I was watching 80s brilliance with "Big Trouble In Little China"<br />
[03:29] rossrifle: nice<br />
[03:29] rossrifle: I watched House of 1000 Corpses and The Devil's Rejects today<br />
[03:29] PepsiHiding: Y'know, THHOOOOMP!<br />
[03:29] Ghandi: "I'm sorry." --Fry<br />
[03:29] PepsiHiding: I haven't seen you in here in months, Ross<br />
[03:30] Ghandi: Yeah, literally days<br />
[03:30] rossrifle: yeah, it's been a while<br />
[03:30] Ghandi: in a row<br />
[03:30] PepsiHiding: Granted, I wasn't here for two of them, but still, where've you been?<br />
[03:30] Fernin: indeed, it's been a long time<br />
[03:30] Ghandi: lots of them<br />
[03:30] rossrifle: I've been busy with work and me band<br />
[03:30] rossrifle: I work nights, so I'm always out<br />
[03:30] Ghandi: where do you figh the groupies in? :o<br />
[03:30] PepsiHiding: How's the band doing?<br />
[03:30] Ghandi: figh=fit<br />
[03:31] TheThunderThief: fin pt1<br />
[03:31] rossrifle: groupies? Gah, don't get me started on chicks<br />
[03:31] Ghandi: you're a rockstar<br />
[03:31] * PepsiHiding 's all done with girls<br />
[03:31] Ghandi: chicks is it :)<br />
[03:31] rossrifle: the band's doing good, but we're having trouble coming up with a name<br />
[03:31] Ghandi: Hell, I'm in theater for the girls :) Rockstar's got to be at least equal<br />
[03:32] Ghandi: "And here is... the band." "I know, we need a name." --Happy Days<br />
[03:32] * PepsiHiding remembers that one year where K-Rock decided they were going to singlehandedly bring back The Band<br />
[03:32] rossrifle: haha, yeah I'm in a band for the girls, but they're all crazy and complicated<br />
[03:32] PepsiHiding: I was pretty sick of hearing that one song...<br />
[03:32] Ghandi: Once you start touring, you can leave crazy and complicated in that city you were in last night :)<br />
[03:33] rossrifle: I definitely hope so<br />
[03:33] Ghandi: Don't forget to demand all the green M&Ms removed ;)<br />
[03:33] Ghandi: For uys, so we know it's you :-P<br />
[03:33] Ghandi: uys=us<br />
[03:33] rossrifle: well duh<br />
[03:33] rossrifle: haha<br />
[03:34] Ghandi: oh hey, that reminds me, I read an article, humorous... don't know if they meant it to be... about "Rock's Greatest Quitters"<br />
[03:34] rossrifle: oh?<br />
[03:34] PepsiHiding: I read something humourous today...<br />
[03:35] PepsiHiding: In the mid-late sixties some paper did an expose on drugs and pop music, and they announced their big evening long interview with Mick Jagger where he talked about drugs and gave them to friends and stuff<br />
[03:35] PepsiHiding: But they actually had Brian Jones and they just mistook him for Mick Jagger<br />
[03:35] PepsiHiding: :D<br />
[03:35] rossrifle: wow haha<br />
[03:35] Ghandi: (Link: http://www.spinner.com/2009/09/17/rocks-biggest-quitters-20-musicians-who-walked-away-from-fame/5)http://www.spinner.com/2009/09/17/rocks-biggest-quitters-20-musicians-who-walked-away-from-fame/5<br />
[03:36] Fernin: lemme know when we're ready for part 2, it can wait til after the chat<br />
[03:36] PepsiHiding: I'm all ready for part 2<br />
[03:36] Ghandi: Nice history lesson, love the Prince entry<br />
[03:36] Fernin: TT?<br />
[03:36] PepsiHiding: Stu Sutcliffe quit the Beatles... that get listed?<br />
[03:37] rossrifle: he didn't walk away from fame<br />
[03:37] TheThunderThief: Pt2?<br />
[03:37] TheThunderThief: I'm set<br />
[03:37] *** Richthofen has signed off IRC (Quit: Want to be different? Try HydraIRC -> (Link: http://www.hydrairc.com)http://www.hydrairc.com <-).<br />
[03:38] PepsiHiding: Brian Wilson?<br />
[03:38] *** swayzes_revenge has joined #sydlexia.<br />
[03:38] Fernin: k, ready, then<br />
[03:38] PepsiHiding: I don't think having a complete and total schizoaffective breakdown counts as "quitting"<br />
[03:38] Fernin: go!<br />
[03:39] Ghandi: I think it was a good article, my music history isn't that good. Mostly because I wasn't alive during some of the entries<br />
[03:39] Ghandi: hey swayze<br />
[03:39] PepsiHiding: Swayze!<br />
[03:40] PepsiHiding: That amount of ashtrays seems excessive...<br />
[03:40] Fernin: heh, indeed... and it's not like they can't ask for more if they need more, or empty the ashes out if they get filled<br />
[03:40] PepsiHiding: And why'd he count?<br />
[03:40] Fernin: but, it is the 50's, and damn near all of those guys smoke<br />
[03:40] PepsiHiding: You'd think he could just look and say "Well, one of their hands isn't up"<br />
[03:41] Ghandi: The Oasis entry was going to happen... though, like anyone else, I'd have laughed if Noel said he was quitting<br />
[03:42] PepsiHiding: "Shyeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt!"<br />
[03:43] Ghandi: Oasis' fued is going down in music history, even fi their music might not. Sibling rivalry made Oasis great<br />
[03:44] Ghandi: If it weren't for the clash of ideas, the brother dynamic, their music wouldn't be what it was. Sometimes you need great conflict to make great music<br />
[03:44] *** Ghandi has been kicked from #sydlexia by Fernin: Hush, we're trying to watch a movie here.<br />
[03:45] *** Ghandi has joined #sydlexia.<br />
[03:45] rossrifle: burn<br />
[03:45] Ghandi: Not a good one though<br />
[03:45] Ghandi: Just edit me out, like we did during G.W. Presidency<br />
[03:45] PepsiHiding: Oasis sucks<br />
[03:46] PepsiHiding: They sat around and rewrote their two or three good songs over and over again...<br />
[03:46] Ghandi: "Where were you while we were getting high?"<br />
[03:46] PepsiHiding: A good career does not that make<br />
[03:46] Ghandi: Bes line ever :)<br />
[03:46] Ghandi: Maybe, but 1000s of careers were bult and sustained doing that<br />
[03:46] PepsiHiding: Shush, you're distracting me<br />
[03:46] TheThunderThief: Radar?<br />
[03:46] TheThunderThief: !ping<br />
[03:47] *** swayzes_revenge has signed off IRC (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.85 [Firefox 3.5.3/20090824101458]).<br />
[03:49] PepsiHiding: Ready<br />
[03:49] Fernin: TT?<br />
[03:49] Fernin: ...TT...?<br />
[03:49] TheThunderThief: go<br />
[03:49] Fernin: ah, k<br />
[03:50] Fernin: yes, go<br />
[03:51] PepsiHiding: Hmm, the jacket's a nice step, but if it's /that/ hot, you'd think he'd take his hat off<br />
[03:52] Fernin: heh, quite true<br />
[03:53] *** rossrifle has signed off IRC (Quit: #yhiselamu | (Link: www.yhiselamu.ee)www.yhiselamu.ee).<br />
[03:53] * Ghandi goes back to watch Big Trouble in Little China<br />
[03:57] Fernin: heh, snarky little response there... "after being hit"<br />
[03:59] Fernin: bam, first upset<br />
[03:59] TheThunderThief: nice<br />
[04:00] PepsiHiding: Ready<br />
[04:00] Fernin: go<br />
[04:01] PepsiHiding: What is it, eighty percent of heat escapes through your head?<br />
[04:01] PepsiHiding: And on the hottest day of the year you aren't taking off your hat?<br />
[04:01] PepsiHiding: Really?<br />
[04:01] PepsiHiding: The music's... odd<br />
[04:02] Fernin: it's rather subtle throughout the film<br />
[04:03] PepsiHiding: That's probably why it was so strange when it tookj the forefront there<br />
[04:08] PepsiHiding: Heh, if we're going to continue watching '50s movies, you should program Lexy a currency inflator :D<br />
[04:08] Fernin: hehe<br />
[04:09] PepsiHiding: May I make a prediction?<br />
[04:09] Fernin: You may<br />
[04:09] PepsiHiding: I'm thinking he's going to be guilty in a crazy lemon twist<br />
[04:11] PepsiHiding: Ready<br />
[04:11] TheThunderThief: x2<br />
[04:11] Fernin: go<br />
[04:12] Fernin: talk about insensitive...<br />
[04:13] PepsiHiding: He REALLY hasn't connected this yet?<br />
[04:14] Fernin: terrible defense attorney, remember?<br />
[04:16] TheThunderThief: Observant old man<br />
[04:18] Fernin: heh, corrected by a foreigner, old timey zing<br />
[04:18] TheThunderThief: Grammar nazis exisred way back when lol<br />
[04:18] TheThunderThief: existed even<br />
[04:18] PepsiHiding: "He don't even speak good English"?<br />
[04:19] PepsiHiding: That's such obvious irony... pshh<br />
[04:21] PepsiHiding: Estoy listo<br />
[04:21] TheThunderThief: ^<br />
[04:22] Fernin: sorry, don't know the Spanish word for go... so, go!<br />
[04:22] PepsiHiding: You coudlve' at least said "El go-o!"<br />
[04:22] Fernin: ...true<br />
[04:23] PepsiHiding: The scream wasn't very loud?<br />
[04:31] PepsiHiding: Oh ho ho<br />
[04:32] Fernin: lovely how he keeps disproving his own arguments<br />
[04:32] PepsiHiding: Ready<br />
[04:32] TheThunderThief: ready<br />
[04:32] Fernin: part 7, go<br />
[04:34] PepsiHiding: lol, can't notice those backdrop mattes at all...<br />
[04:35] PepsiHiding: He /still/ hasn't taken of the damned hat?<br />
[04:35] PepsiHiding: Look at him, he's fucking drenched, his shirts all loose... but he still has the hat...<br />
[04:35] PepsiHiding: What's he hiding?!<br />
[04:36] Fernin: I guess he just /really/ likes that hat<br />
[04:37] PepsiHiding: Fashion knows no season<br />
[04:40] Fernin: least he's in the best position for the fan<br />
[04:42] PepsiHiding: R<br />
[04:42] PepsiHiding: E<br />
[04:42] PepsiHiding: A<br />
[04:42] PepsiHiding: D<br />
[04:42] TheThunderThief: ready<br />
[04:42] PepsiHiding: Y<br />
[04:43] Fernin: part 8, go<br />
[04:43] TheThunderThief: combo broken<br />
[04:47] PepsiHiding: I think I'd be pretty damned uncomfortable to be that guy, right now...<br />
[04:48] PepsiHiding: Everyone taking turns to pretend stabbing him like that<br />
[04:48] Fernin: agreed, he shows a lot of nerve to not even flinch<br />
[04:50] TheThunderThief: reminds me of Al Bundy<br />
[04:53] PepsiHiding: Grand spot for a part break<br />
[04:53] PepsiHiding: Ready<br />
[04:53] Fernin: part 9, go<br />
[04:53] Fernin: prejudice is indeed an evil thing<br />
[04:54] PepsiHiding: What an annoying voice to do a monologue like this<br />
[04:55] PepsiHiding: I could just imagine Opie sitting on his lap<br />
[04:59] Fernin: observant old man to the rescue again<br />
[04:59] PepsiHiding: She wears glasses?!<br />
[04:59] PepsiHiding: Okay, I can take a bad lawyer to a point, but she wears glasses?! And they didn't bring that up?!<br />
[05:03] TheThunderThief: as an aside, he looks like the GMan<br />
[05:04] Fernin: last part... last dissenting man<br />
[05:04] TheThunderThief: also finished<br />
[05:04] PepsiHiding: Ready<br />
[05:04] Fernin: part 10, go<br />
[05:06] PepsiHiding: I know, /he/ did it!<br />
[05:08] PepsiHiding: The music seems much more appropriate this time around<br />
[05:09] PepsiHiding: Huzzah!<br />
[05:10] Fernin: John Fielder, I know I recognize his voice from something... now to look up what<br />
[05:10] PepsiHiding: That was enjoyable, though far too trite<br />
[05:10] PepsiHiding: Well, I give it four Sweaty Jack Wardens out of five<br />
[05:11] Fernin: oh, that's who it is... John Fiedler was the voice of Piglet in Winnie the Pooh<br />
[05:12] PepsiHiding: Ah, thst definitely fits, yeah<br />
[05:13] Fernin: it's easily one of my favorite movies... great actors, good writing, great emotion from everyone<br />
[05:16] Fernin: not a very good MSLT3K, admittedly, but worth watching<br />
</blockquote></div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K&diff=7608MSLT3K2009-10-29T01:58:14Z<p>Waspler: /* Teh Peoples */</p>
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<div>'''MSLT3K''', or '''Mystery SydLexia Theater 3000''' is a pet project of [[Nekkoru]], [[Fernin]], [[LowEndLem]] and a few other people from the IRC channel. Basically, we find a movie on Youtube, we watch it and provide insightful commentary during the course of the movie, just like in MST3K.<br />
<br />
==Teh Peoples==<br />
This list will almost certainly change.<br />
<br />
*[[Nekkoru]]<br />
*[[Fernin]]<br />
*[[LowEndLem]]<br />
*[[Anorexorcist]]<br />
*[[Dignant]]<br />
*[[Rycona]]<br />
*[[Chile Guy]]<br />
*[[Captain_Pollution| Dude_Love/FigNewton/PepsiHiding]]<br />
*[[TheThunderThief]]<br />
<br />
==Movies watched==<br />
<ol><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/1|Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and LowEndLem</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/2|Where the Buffalo Roam]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin and Anorexorcist</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/3|A Night at the Opera]] - with Dignant, Fernin and LowEndLem</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/4|Trigun, Episode 1: The $$60 Billion Man]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Rycona</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/5|Clerks 2]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Chile Guy</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/6|Bananaz]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Dude_Love</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/7|Ed Wood]] - with Nekkoru, Fernin, and Dude_Love</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/8|House on Haunted Hill]] - with Fernin, Dude_Love, and LowEndLem</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/9|Day of the Wacko]] - with Nekkoru, FigNewton, and TheThunderThief</li><br />
<li>[[MSLT3K/10|12 Angry Men]] - with Fernin, FigNewton, and TheThunderThief</li><br />
</ol><br />
<br />
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[[Category: SydLexia.com IRC Channel]]</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K/8&diff=7564MSLT3K/82009-10-16T04:14:49Z<p>Waspler: </p>
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<div>''House on Haunted Hill'' was the seventh movie done by [[MSLT3K]]. The crew for this session consisted of [[Fernin]], [[Captain_Pollution| Dude_Love]] and [[LowEndLem]].<br />
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==Log==<br />
<blockquote><br />
[00:41] <@Dude_Love> I'm ready<br />
<br>[00:41] <LowEndLem> ready<br />
<br>[00:41] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[00:41] <LowEndLem> go?<br />
<br>[00:41] <@Fernin> I'll steal Nekko's catch phrase this time...<br />
<br>[00:41] <@Fernin> Okay, go!<br />
<br>[00:41] <@Dude_Love> Wait, does that mean go?<br />
<br>[00:41] <@Dude_Love> Shit!<br />
<br>[00:41] <@Dude_Love> Don't!<br />
<br>[00:41] * LowEndLem facepalm<br />
<br>[00:41] <@Fernin> ...shall we give it another shot?<br />
<br>[00:41] <@Dude_Love> The movie was like, twelve minutes in...<br />
<br>[00:41] <LowEndLem> the hell?<br />
<br>[00:41] <@Fernin> lol, how'd you pull that off?<br />
<br>[00:42] <@Dude_Love> I don't know...<br />
<br>[00:42] <@Dude_Love> Whatever, this part's staying in the log, BTW<br />
<br>[00:42] <LowEndLem> you broke it somehow<br />
<br>[00:42] <@Dude_Love> Anyway, let's do it<br />
<br>[00:42] <@Fernin> reset back to zero, we'll give it another go<br />
<br>[00:42] <LowEndLem> okay, are we /ready/<br />
<br>[00:42] <@Dude_Love> Ready!<br />
<br>[00:42] <@Fernin> we are definitely /ready/<br />
<br>[00:42] <@Fernin> Okay, go!<br />
<br>[00:42] <@Dude_Love> Good start this time<br />
<br>[00:43] <LowEndLem> aaaand, there's nothing. so far, so borin-HOLY FUCK<br />
<br>[00:43] <@Dude_Love> Aah!<br />
<br>[00:43] * LowEndLem unplugs his headphones and lowers the volume<br />
<br>[00:43] <@Dude_Love> AAh!!<br />
<br>[00:43] <@Dude_Love> AAAHHH!!!!<br />
<br>[00:43] <LowEndLem> you fuckers knew that was coming<br />
<br>[00:43] <@Fernin> hah, damn straight we did<br />
<br>[00:43] <@Dude_Love> Hehe, yeah<br />
<br>[00:43] <LowEndLem> Dude, william h macy!<br />
<br>[00:43] <@Dude_Love> Why do I care?<br />
<br>[00:44] <LowEndLem> Because you fucked up, and now you have to care<br />
<br>[00:44] <@Dude_Love> I love that dopey voice he talks with<br />
<br>[00:44] <@Fernin> I'd much rather listen to Vincent Price's head, anyway<br />
<br>[00:44] <LowEndLem> Best performance by a head ever<br />
<br>[00:45] <@Dude_Love> Wait, what if you go, and you die, but really early on so that it'd be undisputable you didn't spend the ngiht?<br />
<br>[00:45] <@Fernin> then your next of kin probably wouldn't get the cash<br />
<br>[00:45] <LowEndLem> then vincent price would consume you<br />
<br>[00:45] <@Fernin> though, I doubt he'd live up to that, anyway<br />
<br>[00:46] <@Fernin> $10 grand is quite the chunk of change to give to the family of the deceased<br />
<br>[00:46] <LowEndLem> I can't identify with a single character, and thus wait happily for their deaths<br />
<br>[00:46] <@Dude_Love> Hmm, 10 grand in '59... anyone know the inflation rate?<br />
<br>[00:46] <@Dude_Love> And then does anyone know the conversion rate for me?<br />
<br>[00:46] <@Fernin> not off the top of my head, no<br />
<br>[00:46] <LowEndLem> a shitton, I'd assume<br />
<br>[00:47] <LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNNNNNN<br />
<br>[00:47] <LowEndLem> Robb White, you do NOT deserve that extra "B"<br />
<br>[00:47] <@Dude_Love> Haha... Spiffy...<br />
<br>[00:48] <@Fernin> damn, just googled an inflation converter... that $10,000 is equivelant to $72,743 today<br />
<br>[00:48] <@Dude_Love> These credits bore me<br />
<br>[00:48] <@Dude_Love> Now quick, to Canadian, to Canadian<br />
<br>[00:48] <@Dude_Love> !<br />
<br>[00:48] <@Fernin> they are, indeed, boring credits<br />
<br>[00:48] <@Dude_Love> Herman the SFX man<br />
<br>[00:48] <@Fernin> 78,658 Canadian<br />
<br>[00:48] <LowEndLem> jesus christ. next time, we're doing bunnies<br />
<br>[00:48] <@Dude_Love> Wait, the composer's name is Von?<br />
<br>[00:49] <@Dude_Love> Von is the best name I've heard in a while<br />
<br>[00:49] <LowEndLem> Does no one know how to dust?<br />
<br>[00:49] <@Dude_Love> That old lady sounds familiar...<br />
<br>[00:49] <@Fernin> Nora and Lance are the only names worth learning, let's nickname the rest...<br />
<br>[00:50] <LowEndLem> I have no idea whose who, i was looking for my bottle of vodka<br />
<br>[00:50] <@Fernin> Old Lady works, Crazy Man for the head we saw at the start...<br />
<br>[00:50] <@Dude_Love> HOLY SHIT<br />
<br>[00:50] <@Dude_Love> Self-slamming door!<br />
<br>[00:50] <@Dude_Love> Herman, you FX master, you!<br />
<br>[00:50] <LowEndLem> WHO SHOOK THE CHANDLIER<br />
<br>[00:50] <@Fernin> self-slamming /and/ self-locking!<br />
<br>[00:50] <LowEndLem> ....she wasn't even in the way<br />
<br>[00:50] <@Dude_Love> I wonder if the ghost'll slam it open later<br />
<br>[00:51] <LowEndLem> boobies!<br />
<br>[00:51] <@Dude_Love> So in '59, was that like, really risque?<br />
<br>[00:51] <@Dude_Love> Yeah, who the hell dresses slutty for a party?<br />
<br>[00:51] <@Fernin> I'd imagine so<br />
<br>[00:51] <LowEndLem> Every girl i know, Fig.<br />
<br>[00:51] <LowEndLem> and none of them want me. Ooooh, motives1<br />
<br>[00:51] <@Fernin> that seems to be some kind of lingerie/nightclothes for her<br />
<br>[00:52] <@Fernin> yay, greed!<br />
<br>[00:52] <LowEndLem> IT's not a gun, it's fucking booze.<br />
<br>[00:52] <@Dude_Love> Anyone else thinking of Dumb and Dumber right now?<br />
<br>[00:52] <LowEndLem> I'm thinking of pancakes<br />
<br>[00:52] <@Fernin> he has /such/ a perfect voice for a guy with an "I might murder you, I might not" attitude<br />
<br>[00:53] <@Dude_Love> Eww, she's wearing too much makeup<br />
<br>[00:53] <@Dude_Love> She might be really pretty if shewasn't wearing her face<br />
<br>[00:53] <LowEndLem> She looks fine<br />
<br>[00:53] <@Dude_Love> Look at her cheeks!<br />
<br>[00:53] <LowEndLem> she looks fine!<br />
<br>[00:54] <@Dude_Love> Nuh-uh!<br />
<br>[00:54] <LowEndLem> I'm not arguing attractivness with you<br />
<br>[00:54] <LowEndLem> we have more important things to mock<br />
<br>[00:54] <@Dude_Love> 'specially around her eyes... eww<br />
<br>[00:54] <@Dude_Love> Agreed, let's move on<br />
<br>[00:54] <@Fernin> was that the arm of the couch he just opened?<br />
<br>[00:54] <LowEndLem> how did he know that was there?<br />
<br>[00:54] <@Dude_Love> That's what she said!<br />
<br>[00:55] <@Fernin> he owns the house, I think, he's been here before<br />
<br>[00:55] <@Dude_Love> lol... only two<br />
<br>[00:55] <LowEndLem> oh<br />
<br>[00:55] <LowEndLem> Mix it yourself, lazyass<br />
<br>[00:55] <@Dude_Love> Is that a player piano or a writing desk in the back?<br />
<br>[00:55] <@Fernin> desk, I think<br />
<br>[00:56] <@Dude_Love> What'dthey order?<br />
<br>[00:56] <@Fernin> sounded like she said Scotch something, missed the second word<br />
<br>[00:56] <@Dude_Love> I heard Scotch<br />
<br>[00:56] <@Dude_Love> I too missed the second word<br />
<br>[00:56] <LowEndLem> probablyy "on the rocks"or something<br />
<br>[00:57] <@Dude_Love> Who the fuck "mixes" a Scotch on the rocks?<br />
<br>[00:57] <LowEndLem> stupid people?<br />
<br>[00:57] <@Dude_Love> Is it really /that/ hard to put in some ice?<br />
<br>[00:57] <@Dude_Love> Also, they're all idiots<br />
<br>[00:57] <@Dude_Love> Ten grand to spend a night in a house... sounds like a case of too good to be true, to Fig<br />
<br>[00:57] <@Dude_Love> And with the murder rate the house has, it just gets dumber<br />
<br>[00:57] <@Dude_Love> Err, eighty grand<br />
<br>[00:57] <@Fernin> well, that's how it goes with eccentric millionaires<br />
<br>[00:58] <LowEndLem> sounds like a case of it better get good pretty fuckin' quick<br />
<br>[00:58] <@Dude_Love> What's that puddle?<br />
<br>[00:58] <LowEndLem> BLOOD<br />
<br>[00:58] <@Dude_Love> Any self respecting male ghost!<br />
<br>[00:58] <@Dude_Love> Oh what a charmer he is!<br />
<br>[00:58] <LowEndLem> A murder in every room? Sign me up!<br />
<br>[00:59] <@Dude_Love> Electrocuted later?<br />
<br>[00:59] <@Dude_Love> Good history<br />
<br>[00:59] <LowEndLem> Thats why you mix it with lye<br />
<br>[00:59] <@Dude_Love> What?<br />
<br>[00:59] <LowEndLem> nothing<br />
<br>[00:59] <@Dude_Love> They just left the acid in the acid vat?<br />
<br>[01:00] <LowEndLem> Looks like<br />
<br>[01:00] <@Dude_Love> Who the fuck doesn't empty an acid bath?!<br />
<br>[01:00] <LowEndLem> also, the fuck was that? Oh a rat<br />
<br>[01:00] <@Dude_Love> Especially if it's just going to be built into the floor like that...<br />
<br>[01:00] <@Dude_Love> Safety hazzard<br />
<br>[01:00] <@Fernin> someone who plans to murder again, I'd wager<br />
<br>[01:00] <LowEndLem> or someone really lazy<br />
<br>[01:01] <@Dude_Love> He sounds like a douche<br />
<br>[01:01] <LowEndLem> the pilot?<br />
<br>[01:01] <@Dude_Love> If this movie came out in the last twenty years, they'd be making out by now<br />
<br>[01:01] <@Dude_Love> Isn't that sad?<br />
<br>[01:01] <LowEndLem> Yes. It is.<br />
<br>[01:01] <@Fernin> agreed<br />
<br>[01:02] <LowEndLem> everyone was in a car crash? wow. bad luck family<br />
<br>[01:02] <@Fernin> ...he wiped his hands off, then touched something else dusty...<br />
<br>[01:02] <LowEndLem> "Closet, bottles, bodies, screaming death, clothes...."<br />
<br>[01:02] <@Dude_Love> Herman, you genius you!<br />
<br>[01:02] <LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN<br />
<br>[01:03] <@Dude_Love> The fuck is that sound supposed to be?<br />
<br>[01:03] <LowEndLem> About time, i do not like him<br />
<br>[01:03] <@Dude_Love> The wind? It sounds too electric for that...<br />
<br>[01:03] <LowEndLem> huh. That was wierd<br />
<br>[01:03] <@Dude_Love> It sounds like a cross between the wind and and a CD loading....<br />
<br>[01:03] <@Fernin> just a generic "spooky sound", I guess<br />
<br>[01:04] <LowEndLem> Can no one enjoy a drink in that house?<br />
<br>[01:04] <@Dude_Love> Well, maybe if they didn't spend all their time mixing the ice, they could<br />
<br>[01:04] <@Fernin> could you enjoy a drink in a house 7 people were murdered in?<br />
<br>[01:04] <@Dude_Love> Well, when he walked in it was pitch black...<br />
<br>[01:04] <@Dude_Love> I could see running into a wall in a pitch black room<br />
<br>[01:05] <LowEndLem> i would enjoy many drinks<br />
<br>[01:05] <@Dude_Love> That is, if I were running into a pitch black room, which he wouldn't have done if he wasn't a dumbass<br />
<br>[01:05] <@Fernin> Crazy Man's quite convinced of his spook stories<br />
<br>[01:05] <@Dude_Love> Out of the skulls your acid bath didn't drink?<br />
<br>[01:05] <@Dude_Love> Err, melt<br />
<br>[01:05] <LowEndLem> Well, yes. But when those are in the dishwasher, i'll use a regular glass<br />
<br>[01:05] <@Dude_Love> Pour some sugar on me...<br />
<br>[01:06] <@Fernin> hm, that's dangerous, pulling alcohol away from the drunk<br />
<br>[01:06] <LowEndLem> Scotch Ann<br />
<br>[01:06] <@Dude_Love> So why isn't anyone making a fuss about the schizophrenic that won't quit blabbering about the ghosts?<br />
<br>[01:06] <LowEndLem> That's exactly what she said<br />
<br>[01:07] <LowEndLem> road flares?<br />
<br>[01:07] <LowEndLem> Oh, candles<br />
<br>[01:07] <@Dude_Love> "I don't know, I was just acting"<br />
<br>[01:07] <@Dude_Love> "Yes, don't I sound like I'm not just acting?"<br />
<br>[01:08] <LowEndLem> "A sequence of numbers that i will pretend has meaning!"<br />
<br>[01:08] <@Dude_Love> Why does he keep blocking his candle from the wind?<br />
<br>[01:08] <@Dude_Love> She isn't, and hers isn't going out<br />
<br>[01:08] <@Dude_Love> AAhh!!!<br />
<br>[01:08] <@Dude_Love> AAAHHH!!!<br />
<br>[01:08] <@Fernin> that freaked me right out, the first time I watched this<br />
<br>[01:08] <LowEndLem> I am SO glad I was on another webpage<br />
<br>[01:08] <LowEndLem> That thing was ugly as sin<br />
<br>[01:08] <@Dude_Love> Isn't id dangerous to hug when you're both holding candles?<br />
<br>[01:09] <@Fernin> definitely<br />
<br>[01:09] <LowEndLem> I did jump, i will give you that<br />
<br>[01:09] <@Dude_Love> She looks okay...<br />
<br>[01:09] <LowEndLem> I would still totally bang her<br />
<br>[01:09] <@Dude_Love> Nice smile<br />
<br>[01:10] <@Dude_Love> I'd bang her if she wasn't wearing six centimetres of makeup<br />
<br>[01:10] <LowEndLem> all cats are gray in the dark<br />
<br>[01:10] <@Dude_Love> Then why do her looks matter?<br />
<br>[01:10] <LowEndLem> because....hush<br />
<br>[01:10] <@Dude_Love> Or were you just saying, "Yep, I'd totally fuck that, looks like a girl to me"<br />
<br>[01:11] <LowEndLem> Dude, i'd fuck anything<br />
<br>[01:11] <@Dude_Love> Man... he has the douchiest expression, and it just doesn't go away...<br />
<br>[01:12] <@Dude_Love> Was she?<br />
<br>[01:12] <LowEndLem> he's got a face that begs for a fist<br />
<br>[01:12] <@Dude_Love> Yeah... I'd fuck'er<br />
<br>[01:12] <@Fernin> you'd probably go to fuck her, and she'd manipulate her way into fucking you, instead<br />
<br>[01:13] <@Dude_Love> Seriously, what does this guy have?<br />
<br>[01:13] <@Dude_Love> One of his wives vanished, two died... he keeps a full acid bath in his house...<br />
<br>[01:13] <@Dude_Love> How does he keep getting beautiful women?<br />
<br>[01:13] <@Fernin> he has millions of dollars, that's what he has<br />
<br>[01:13] <@Dude_Love> "He'd kill me if he could"<br />
<br>[01:13] <LowEndLem> must be packing a massive scholng<br />
<br>[01:13] <@Dude_Love> !!<br />
<br>[01:14] <@Fernin> plus, he doesn't own this house<br />
<br>[01:14] <@Fernin> he's just using it for the party<br />
<br>[01:14] <@Dude_Love> He sitll keeps a filled acid bath in it<br />
<br>[01:14] <@Fernin> it's pretty much just an abandoned house, no one lives in it<br />
<br>[01:14] <@Fernin> he doesn't keep the acid bath in it, the caretakers keep the acid bath in it, he's basically renting this place like it was a Holiday Inn<br />
<br>[01:15] <@Dude_Love> That's a good relationship<br />
<br>[01:15] <@Fernin> each wants the other dead, damn good relationship<br />
<br>[01:15] <LowEndLem> all relationships are based on hate<br />
<br>[01:15] <@Dude_Love> The caretakers keep the acid bath full,. and he's renting the house?<br />
<br>[01:15] <@Dude_Love> And I've never ran an acid bath, but I don't think it'd be too cheap<br />
<br>[01:15] <@Fernin> hey, I never said he was sane<br />
<br>[01:16] <@Dude_Love> That didn't warrant a screaming fit?<br />
<br>[01:16] <@Dude_Love> Is she like, getting used to it?<br />
<br>[01:16] <LowEndLem> That is totally a face<br />
<br>[01:16] <LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNN-no? Nothing?<br />
<br>[01:17] <@Dude_Love> Oh, there we go<br />
<br>[01:17] <@Dude_Love> AAhh!<br />
<br>[01:17] <LowEndLem> AAAAAHHHH<br />
<br>[01:17] <@Dude_Love> That's how I open doors<br />
<br>[01:17] <@Dude_Love> Just push it open, then stand there while the doors swing out in front of me<br />
<br>[01:18] <@Dude_Love> Why the fuck do they keep saying Hysteria?<br />
<br>[01:18] <@Fernin> it's the word of the day, didn't you know?<br />
<br>[01:18] <@Dude_Love> They need a thesaurus<br />
<br>[01:18] <LowEndLem> or acting classes<br />
<br>[01:18] <@Fernin> well, it is only the 50's, every mental malady was some form of Hysteria<br />
<br>[01:19] <@Dude_Love> So... he's paying them to... do the only option...?<br />
<br>[01:19] <LowEndLem> Yes.<br />
<br>[01:19] <@Dude_Love> Or has the movie till now been them test driving the house<br />
<br>[01:19] <@Dude_Love> ?<br />
<br>[01:19] <LowEndLem> they had until midnight<br />
<br>[01:20] <LowEndLem> and now, well, fuck all<br />
<br>[01:20] <@Dude_Love> That gauze pad suits him<br />
<br>[01:20] <@Dude_Love> Did you see his hand?<br />
<br>[01:20] <LowEndLem> ?<br />
<br>[01:20] <@Dude_Love> His arm wasn't around her... he was patting the side of her arm<br />
<br>[01:20] <LowEndLem> huh<br />
<br>[01:21] <@Fernin> armed, hysterical people, yay!<br />
[01:21] <LowEndLem> Why do they get guns?<br />
[01:21] <LowEndLem> Fernin, can we have guns?<br />
[01:21] <@Dude_Love> Well, me and Fern have ops... that's kinda like guns...<br />
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[01:21] <@Fernin> !rr 1<br />
[01:21] <Lexiabot9000> �5Sorry, I've lost the privilege to speak. Try again later when I've been reactivated.<br />
[01:21] <@Dude_Love> lol<br />
[01:21] <@Fernin> ...dammit<br />
[01:21] <LowEndLem> hahaha<br />
[01:21] * Fernin sets mode: +o Lexiabot9000<br />
[01:21] * Fernin sets mode: +v Lexiabot9000<br />
[01:21] <@Fernin> !rr 1<br />
[01:21] <@Dude_Love> !rr 1<br />
[01:21] <@Lexiabot9000> �5The bullet is in place! Type� �5!fire� �5to try your luck!<br />
[01:21] <@Lexiabot9000> �5The gun is already loaded!<br />
[01:22] <@Fernin> there you go, there's a gun<br />
[01:22] <LowEndLem> I'll do it1<br />
[01:22] <@Dude_Love> !fire<br />
[01:22] <@Lexiabot9000> � �4BANG!<br />
[01:22] * Dude_Love was kicked by Lexiabot9000 (Dude_Love has been shot!�)<br />
[01:22] <LowEndLem> HAHAHA<br />
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[01:22] * Lexiabot9000 sets mode: +v Dude_Love<br />
[01:22] <+Dude_Love> I'd better get my ops back<br />
[01:22] <LowEndLem> I would totally run around a house shooting people<br />
[01:22] * Fernin sets mode: +o Dude_Love<br />
[01:22] <LowEndLem> the drunk has a gun, and keeps drinking. Smart.<br />
[01:22] * @Lexiabot9000 (~db51@cpe.nycap.res.rr.com) has left #mslt3k<br />
[01:22] <@Dude_Love> Schizophrenic lady is offering to show you a head...<br />
[01:22] <LowEndLem> I'd like to see one of those heads.<br />
[01:22] <@Dude_Love> WHY ISN'TANYONE QUESTIONING THIS?!<br />
[01:23] <@Dude_Love> Go look in my suitcase, there's a human head in it<br />
[01:23] <@Dude_Love> What?!<br />
[01:23] <@Dude_Love> What?!!?!<br />
[01:23] <@Dude_Love> She<br />
[01:23] <LowEndLem> is craz<br />
[01:23] <LowEndLem> y<br />
[01:23] <@Fernin> no doubt about that<br />
[01:23] <@Dude_Love> She's hallucinating, so they offer her fucking drugs, and then she spazzes the fuck out...?!<br />
[01:24] <@Fernin> I'd be a little tweaked myself if I had seen those same things, though<br />
[01:24] <@Dude_Love> Not enough to have a screaming fit at sight of the head, though<br />
[01:24] <LowEndLem> Who hasn't seen a jellied head?<br />
[01:24] <@Fernin> ...no, I imagine not<br />
[01:25] <@Dude_Love> Considering there was a human fucking head in her suitcase... I actually think she's handling herself quite well<br />
[01:25] <LowEndLem> SHE'S GONE!<br />
[01:25] <@Fernin> a self-opening door this time<br />
[01:25] <@Dude_Love> Oh Herman, you... you wizard, you!<br />
[01:25] <@Fernin> and head #2<br />
[01:25] <LowEndLem> Or not.<br />
[01:26] <LowEndLem> Dude, get a glove...<br />
[01:26] <@Dude_Love> Why do I need a glove?<br />
[01:26] <@Fernin> ha<br />
[01:26] <LowEndLem> Well, there when my boner for the rest of the night.<br />
[01:27] <@Dude_Love> Nora, quit singing!<br />
[01:27] <LowEndLem> how the hell does that work? I can't figger it out<br />
[01:27] <@Fernin> must be an exposed beam on the ceiling<br />
[01:27] <LowEndLem> Oh<br />
[01:27] <@Dude_Love> Awkward way to hang yourself....<br />
[01:27] <LowEndLem> Hung, you tool<br />
[01:28] <LowEndLem> hung.<br />
[01:28] <LowEndLem> not hanged<br />
[01:28] <@Dude_Love> No, it is hanged<br />
[01:28] <@Dude_Love> When you're talking about hanging as a death method, the past tense is hanged<br />
[01:28] <LowEndLem> oh<br />
[01:29] <@Dude_Love> Why does he trust the schizophrenic hysterical lady?<br />
[01:29] <@Fernin> because he's a douche, and he probably wants in her pants<br />
[01:29] <@Dude_Love> Why doesn't he just give her a godamned sedative and lay her down somewhere?<br />
[01:29] <LowEndLem> because that would make sense<br />
[01:30] <@Fernin> "stay in the room assigned to you, no one would think to look for you there!"<br />
[01:30] <@Dude_Love> Wait...<br />
[01:31] <@Dude_Love> Why did she look pissed off at the end of that scene?<br />
[01:31] <@Fernin> bad acting?<br />
[01:31] <@Dude_Love> Even better, give the hysterical schizophrenic lady who now looks disgruntled a gun, huzzah!<br />
[01:31] <@Dude_Love> Haha<br />
[01:31] <LowEndLem> How does he get everywhere?<br />
[01:32] <@Fernin> drunken ninja skills<br />
[01:32] <@Dude_Love> Isn't it awkwardto chat when he has his hands around your neck?<br />
[01:33] <@Dude_Love> I'm expecting them to pull out cigars and some single malt in a room that looks like that...<br />
[01:33] <@Dude_Love> How do they share her death?<br />
[01:33] <@Dude_Love> Did she like, die for their sins or something?<br />
[01:33] <@Dude_Love> Hysteria!<br />
[01:33] <@Fernin> he's accusing everyone in the room of murder<br />
[01:34] <@Dude_Love> I still don't get it<br />
[01:34] <@Fernin> since there was nothing for her to climb up onto and jump from, someone else had to have lifted her and hanged her<br />
[01:34] <@Dude_Love> He looks a bit like Walkt Disney<br />
[01:35] <@Fernin> hah, Walt Disney if he was 200% creepier<br />
[01:35] <LowEndLem> and you know, psyxhotix<br />
[01:35] <@Dude_Love> A silly party?<br />
[01:35] <@Dude_Love> Wasn't death a big threat from the beginning?<br />
[01:35] <@Fernin> if you believe in ghosts, sure<br />
[01:36] <@Fernin> I don't think any of the guests came expecting that the other guests would be murderers<br />
[01:36] <@Dude_Love> And hey, you're in a house with a full acid bath, where several people have died, being hosted by a man who two of his wives have died and one vanished<br />
[01:36] <@Dude_Love> I know he said guns...<br />
[01:36] <@Dude_Love> But didn't that sound eerily like the C word to anyone else?<br />
[01:37] <@Fernin> hrm... nope<br />
[01:37] <@Dude_Love> Rewind it or something, it /totally/ sounded like it<br />
[01:37] <@Fernin> maybe afterwards, re-synching would be annoying<br />
[01:37] <LowEndLem> Everyone, play "follow the drunk!"<br />
[01:38] <@Fernin> hah, hypocrite... after all that talk about "guns won't harm the dead!"<br />
[01:39] <@Dude_Love> Aren't they all really suspicious of each other now?<br />
[01:39] <LowEndLem> Well, yeah<br />
[01:39] <@Dude_Love> So if he saw his doorknob spinning, why'd he go open it?<br />
[01:39] <LowEndLem> stupidity<br />
[01:40] <LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNNNN<br />
[01:40] <@Fernin> this is the one thing that bugs me... that blood was /not/ in this room earlier in the day<br />
[01:40] <LowEndLem> it movied<br />
[01:40] <LowEndLem> *move<br />
[01:40] <LowEndLem> d<br />
[01:40] <@Fernin> timing from mother nature<br />
[01:40] <LowEndLem> "Because I read the script!"<br />
[01:41] <@Dude_Love> God's a dramatist, you got a problem with that?<br />
[01:41] <@Fernin> seems he knows not to have lightning strike while either of them is talking<br />
[01:41] <@Dude_Love> That would be the God of FX... Mr. Herman whatshisname!<br />
[01:41] <@Fernin> yay, let's walk into another pitch black room!<br />
[01:42] <@Dude_Love> Didn't run this time... <br />
[01:42] <@Fernin> nice effects work, you can't even see the string<br />
[01:42] <LowEndLem> Because they're idiots<br />
[01:43] <LowEndLem> oh, don't move or anything<br />
[01:43] <@Dude_Love> If you think Herman's effects are bad, it's because Herman /wants/ you to think they're bad<br />
[01:43] <@Dude_Love> ....okay, I'm done with this scene...<br />
[01:43] <LowEndLem> yeah<br />
[01:43] <@Dude_Love> AAAaah!<br />
[01:43] <@Dude_Love> AAAHHH!<br />
[01:43] <@Dude_Love> AAhh!<br />
[01:44] <@Fernin> monster hand outta nowhere!<br />
[01:44] <LowEndLem> hahahaha<br />
[01:44] <LowEndLem> BOO<br />
[01:44] <@Dude_Love> Hah!<br />
[01:44] <LowEndLem> damn, nothing<br />
[01:44] <@Fernin> oh, it was a player piano<br />
[01:44] <@Dude_Love> It /was/ a player piano!<br />
[01:44] <LowEndLem> and it's playing itself<br />
[01:45] <LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNN<br />
[01:45] <@Fernin> heh, that's what player pianos do, Lem<br />
[01:45] <LowEndLem> Yeah. Which means she has no reason to be so freaked<br />
[01:45] <@Fernin> well, they don't usually turn themselves on<br />
[01:46] <LowEndLem> maybe someone left it on<br />
[01:46] <@Dude_Love> Those guns look fake<br />
[01:46] <@Dude_Love> Is that a curtain in the hallway...?<br />
[01:46] <LowEndLem> Yeah, it's just hangin' there<br />
[01:46] <@Fernin> that's the curtain hiding the rest of the second floor hallway<br />
[01:47] <@Dude_Love> Wh-wh-wh-wha?!?<br />
[01:47] <LowEndLem> WHAT A TWIST<br />
[01:47] <@Dude_Love> What a wild lemon twist!<br />
[01:47] <@Dude_Love> lol... "you were wonderful"<br />
[01:48] <LowEndLem> "What a great dead body"<br />
[01:48] <@Dude_Love> "Gee honey, you did a great job acting dead"<br />
[01:48] <@Fernin> I have to admit, it's not a bad plan... a bit convoluted, but rather fun<br />
[01:48] <@Dude_Love> Schwing!<br />
[01:48] <@Fernin> drive someone else to do the murder for you<br />
[01:49] <LowEndLem> all this deception is making me hungry<br />
[01:49] <@Dude_Love> What's that expression supposed to be?<br />
[01:49] <LowEndLem> Constipation?<br />
[01:49] <@Dude_Love> "Act confused and upset, but curious, with a hint of anguish!"<br />
[01:50] <@Dude_Love> "And repulsion, don't forget the repulsion!"<br />
[01:50] <@Dude_Love> Aahh!!<br />
[01:50] <LowEndLem> HAHAHA<br />
[01:50] <LowEndLem> "Please ignore my cries for living!" BANG<br />
[01:50] <LowEndLem> A full two seconds, come on<br />
[01:50] <@Fernin> ...how the hell did the doctor beat her downstairs?<br />
[01:50] <LowEndLem> magic<br />
[01:51] <@Dude_Love> lol!<br />
[01:51] <@Dude_Love> *fade to black* <br />
[01:51] <@Dude_Love> *Choking sound'<br />
[01:51] <@Dude_Love> *SPLASH*<br />
[01:51] <@Dude_Love> Ahahahahaha....<br />
[01:51] <LowEndLem> you know this chick is gonna have issues so bad<br />
[01:51] <@Dude_Love> Open /and/ shut?1<br />
[01:51] <@Dude_Love> Herman, you God, you!<br />
[01:52] <@Fernin> weren't all those doors shut a second ago?<br />
[01:52] <LowEndLem> He did ALL of them?<br />
[01:52] <@Fernin> someone purposefully went around and opened /every/ damn door in the room, just to freak her out...<br />
[01:52] <@Dude_Love> Is she really leaning over the acid bath right now?<br />
[01:52] <LowEndLem> Why, WHY would you get anywhere near the acid bath<br />
[01:53] <@Dude_Love> Herman's making my brain explode<br />
[01:53] <LowEndLem> IT'S A SKELETON. KICK IT<br />
[01:53] <@Dude_Love> It's a skeleton, sans muscles and tissue... why doesn't she just like, pop its arms off?<br />
[01:53] <@Dude_Love> Aah!<br />
[01:53] <@Dude_Love> AAAHH!!!<br />
[01:53] <LowEndLem> No, wait, back slowly into the acid bath.<br />
[01:53] <@Fernin> all the acid couldn't have dripped off that thing already, why didn't it touching her shoulder burn it?<br />
[01:53] <LowEndLem> LOGIC<br />
[01:53] <@Dude_Love> AAAHHHH!!!!!!!<br />
[01:54] <@Dude_Love> The fuckj?<br />
[01:54] <LowEndLem> That's a deep acid bath.<br />
[01:54] <@Dude_Love> Did her screams just fade into singing?<br />
[01:54] <LowEndLem> a singing, drippy corpse<br />
[01:54] <@Fernin> indeed they did<br />
[01:54] <LowEndLem> ....<br />
[01:54] <LowEndLem> What.<br />
[01:54] <@Dude_Love> Pull the strings!<br />
[01:54] <LowEndLem> what the fuggin' fuck<br />
[01:55] <@Dude_Love> Wait, did it sizzle?<br />
[01:55] <@Dude_Love> I thought it already melted off all it could?<br />
[01:55] <LowEndLem> Well, 4 are alive<br />
[01:55] <@Fernin> 5<br />
[01:55] <LowEndLem> oh yeah<br />
[01:55] <LowEndLem> and now for the convuluted explination<br />
[01:55] <@Dude_Love> And if I were going to stand like,a quarter of a metre from an acid bath like that, I'd be really fucking careful about tossing things in<br />
[01:55] <LowEndLem> ....<br />
[01:56] <LowEndLem> no, you didn't<br />
[01:56] <LowEndLem> you had no idea who would get which gun<br />
[01:56] <@Fernin> haha, "My wife stumbled and fell"<br />
[01:56] <@Dude_Love> If I'm... innocent... or... guilty... or... William Shatner...<br />
[01:56] <@Fernin> carefully leaving out "I drove her to the edge with a skeleton on a puppetmaster's rig"<br />
[01:56] <LowEndLem> "but i never touched her"<br />
[01:56] <LowEndLem> Why you? You're not special<br />
[01:57] <@Dude_Love> THE END?!<br />
[01:57] <@Dude_Love> AAHHH!!!<br />
[01:57] <@Dude_Love> AAAAAHH!!!<br />
[01:57] <LowEndLem> AAAAAAAQAAHHHHH<br />
[01:57] <LowEndLem> Okay, enough of that<br />
[01:57] <@Dude_Love> Skeleton - By Himself<br />
[01:57] <@Dude_Love> Anyone else notice that?<br />
[01:57] <LowEndLem> Yep<br />
[01:57] <@Fernin> hah, yup<br />
[01:57] * LowEndLem closed the window<br />
[01:57] * @Dude_Love goes to close the-<br />
[01:57] <@Dude_Love> AAHH!!!<br />
[01:57] <@Dude_Love> AAAAHH!!!<br />
[01:57] <LowEndLem> AAAH<br />
[01:57] <@Dude_Love> Meh, I don't like it anymore than I did, though it was funner to watch with you guys<br />
[01:58] <@Dude_Love> I give it two walking skeletons out of five<br />
[01:58] <@Fernin> movies like that are always more fun in a group<br />
[01:58] <LowEndLem> Two and a half from me<br />
[01:58] <LowEndLem> next time, bunnies<br />
[01:58] <@Dude_Love> Yeah, Watership fucking Down!<br />
[01:58] <@Fernin> 4 from me, that movie's kinda special to me<br />
[01:58] <LowEndLem> okay, MSLT3K over?<br />
[01:58] <@Dude_Love> Are we done here<br />
[01:59] <@Dude_Love> ?<br />
[01:59] <@Fernin> yup<br />
[01:59] * You were kicked by Dude_Love (We're done, take this!�)<br />
[01:59] * Attempting to rejoin channel #MSLT3K<br />
[01:59] * Rejoined channel #mslt3k<br />
[01:59] <LowEndLem> see you on the other side<br />
[01:59] * LowEndLem (~Lem47244@c.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has left #mslt3k<br />
[01:59] <@Dude_Love> Aww... autojoin<br />
[01:59] <Fernin> hehehe<br />
</blockquote></div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K/8&diff=7563MSLT3K/82009-10-16T03:58:24Z<p>Waspler: </p>
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<div>''House on Haunted Hill'' was the seventh movie done by [[MSLT3K]]. The crew for this session consisted of [[Fernin]], [[Captain_Pollution| Dude_Love]] and [[LowEndLem]].<br />
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==Log==<br />
<blockquote><br />
[00:41] <@Dude_Love> I'm ready<br />
<br>[00:41] <LowEndLem> ready<br />
<br>[00:41] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[00:41] <LowEndLem> go?<br />
<br>[00:41] <@Fernin> I'll steal Nekko's catch phrase this time...<br />
<br>[00:41] <@Fernin> Okay, go!<br />
<br>[00:41] <@Dude_Love> Wait, does that mean go?<br />
<br>[00:41] <@Dude_Love> Shit!<br />
<br>[00:41] <@Dude_Love> Don't!<br />
<br>[00:41] * LowEndLem facepalm<br />
<br>[00:41] <@Fernin> ...shall we give it another shot?<br />
<br>[00:41] <@Dude_Love> The movie was like, twelve minutes in...<br />
<br>[00:41] <LowEndLem> the hell?<br />
<br>[00:41] <@Fernin> lol, how'd you pull that off?<br />
<br>[00:42] <@Dude_Love> I don't know...<br />
<br>[00:42] <@Dude_Love> Whatever, this part's staying in the log, BTW<br />
<br>[00:42] <LowEndLem> you broke it somehow<br />
<br>[00:42] <@Dude_Love> Anyway, let's do it<br />
<br>[00:42] <@Fernin> reset back to zero, we'll give it another go<br />
<br>[00:42] <LowEndLem> okay, are we /ready/<br />
<br>[00:42] <@Dude_Love> Ready!<br />
<br>[00:42] <@Fernin> we are definitely /ready/<br />
<br>[00:42] <@Fernin> Okay, go!<br />
<br>[00:42] <@Dude_Love> Good start this time<br />
<br>[00:43] <LowEndLem> aaaand, there's nothing. so far, so borin-HOLY FUCK<br />
<br>[00:43] <@Dude_Love> Aah!<br />
<br>[00:43] * LowEndLem unplugs his headphones and lowers the volume<br />
<br>[00:43] <@Dude_Love> AAh!!<br />
<br>[00:43] <@Dude_Love> AAAHHH!!!!<br />
<br>[00:43] <LowEndLem> you fuckers knew that was coming<br />
<br>[00:43] <@Fernin> hah, damn straight we did<br />
<br>[00:43] <@Dude_Love> Hehe, yeah<br />
<br>[00:43] <LowEndLem> Dude, william h macy!<br />
<br>[00:43] <@Dude_Love> Why do I care?<br />
<br>[00:44] <LowEndLem> Because you fucked up, and now you have to care<br />
<br>[00:44] <@Dude_Love> I love that dopey voice he talks with<br />
<br>[00:44] <@Fernin> I'd much rather listen to Vincent Price's head, anyway<br />
<br>[00:44] <LowEndLem> Best performance by a head ever<br />
<br>[00:45] <@Dude_Love> Wait, what if you go, and you die, but really early on so that it'd be undisputable you didn't spend the ngiht?<br />
<br>[00:45] <@Fernin> then your next of kin probably wouldn't get the cash<br />
<br>[00:45] <LowEndLem> then vincent price would consume you<br />
<br>[00:45] <@Fernin> though, I doubt he'd live up to that, anyway<br />
<br>[00:46] <@Fernin> $10 grand is quite the chunk of change to give to the family of the deceased<br />
<br>[00:46] <LowEndLem> I can't identify with a single character, and thus wait happily for their deaths<br />
<br>[00:46] <@Dude_Love> Hmm, 10 grand in '59... anyone know the inflation rate?<br />
<br>[00:46] <@Dude_Love> And then does anyone know the conversion rate for me?<br />
<br>[00:46] <@Fernin> not off the top of my head, no<br />
<br>[00:46] <LowEndLem> a shitton, I'd assume<br />
<br>[00:47] <LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNNNNNN<br />
<br>[00:47] <LowEndLem> Robb White, you do NOT deserve that extra "B"<br />
<br>[00:47] <@Dude_Love> Haha... Spiffy...<br />
<br>[00:48] <@Fernin> damn, just googled an inflation converter... that $10,000 is equivelant to $72,743 today<br />
<br>[00:48] <@Dude_Love> These credits bore me<br />
<br>[00:48] <@Dude_Love> Now quick, to Canadian, to Canadian<br />
<br>[00:48] <@Dude_Love> !<br />
<br>[00:48] <@Fernin> they are, indeed, boring credits<br />
<br>[00:48] <@Dude_Love> Herman the SFX man<br />
<br>[00:48] <@Fernin> 78,658 Canadian<br />
<br>[00:48] <LowEndLem> jesus christ. next time, we're doing bunnies<br />
<br>[00:48] <@Dude_Love> Wait, the composer's name is Von?<br />
<br>[00:49] <@Dude_Love> Von is the best name I've heard in a while<br />
<br>[00:49] <LowEndLem> Does no one know how to dust?<br />
<br>[00:49] <@Dude_Love> That old lady sounds familiar...<br />
<br>[00:49] <@Fernin> Nora and Lance are the only names worth learning, let's nickname the rest...<br />
<br>[00:50] <LowEndLem> I have no idea whose who, i was looking for my bottle of vodka<br />
<br>[00:50] <@Fernin> Old Lady works, Crazy Man for the head we saw at the start...<br />
<br>[00:50] <@Dude_Love> HOLY SHIT<br />
<br>[00:50] <@Dude_Love> Self-slamming door!<br />
<br>[00:50] <@Dude_Love> Herman, you FX master, you!<br />
<br>[00:50] <LowEndLem> WHO SHOOK THE CHANDLIER<br />
<br>[00:50] <@Fernin> self-slamming /and/ self-locking!<br />
<br>[00:50] <LowEndLem> ....she wasn't even in the way<br />
<br>[00:50] <@Dude_Love> I wonder if the ghost'll slam it open later<br />
<br>[00:51] <LowEndLem> boobies!<br />
<br>[00:51] <@Dude_Love> So in '59, was that like, really risque?<br />
<br>[00:51] <@Dude_Love> Yeah, who the hell dresses slutty for a party?<br />
<br>[00:51] <@Fernin> I'd imagine so<br />
<br>[00:51] <LowEndLem> Every girl i know, Fig.<br />
<br>[00:51] <LowEndLem> and none of them want me. Ooooh, motives1<br />
<br>[00:51] <@Fernin> that seems to be some kind of lingerie/nightclothes for her<br />
<br>[00:52] <@Fernin> yay, greed!<br />
<br>[00:52] <LowEndLem> IT's not a gun, it's fucking booze.<br />
<br>[00:52] <@Dude_Love> Anyone else thinking of Dumb and Dumber right now?<br />
<br>[00:52] <LowEndLem> I'm thinking of pancakes<br />
<br>[00:52] <@Fernin> he has /such/ a perfect voice for a guy with an "I might murder you, I might not" attitude<br />
<br>[00:53] <@Dude_Love> Eww, she's wearing too much makeup<br />
<br>[00:53] <@Dude_Love> She might be really pretty if shewasn't wearing her face<br />
<br>[00:53] <LowEndLem> She looks fine<br />
<br>[00:53] <@Dude_Love> Look at her cheeks!<br />
<br>[00:53] <LowEndLem> she looks fine!<br />
<br>[00:54] <@Dude_Love> Nuh-uh!<br />
<br>[00:54] <LowEndLem> I'm not arguing attractivness with you<br />
<br>[00:54] <LowEndLem> we have more important things to mock<br />
<br>[00:54] <@Dude_Love> 'specially around her eyes... eww<br />
<br>[00:54] <@Dude_Love> Agreed, let's move on<br />
<br>[00:54] <@Fernin> was that the arm of the couch he just opened?<br />
<br>[00:54] <LowEndLem> how did he know that was there?<br />
<br>[00:54] <@Dude_Love> That's what she said!<br />
<br>[00:55] <@Fernin> he owns the house, I think, he's been here before<br />
<br>[00:55] <@Dude_Love> lol... only two<br />
<br>[00:55] <LowEndLem> oh<br />
<br>[00:55] <LowEndLem> Mix it yourself, lazyass<br />
<br>[00:55] <@Dude_Love> Is that a player piano or a writing desk in the back?<br />
<br>[00:55] <@Fernin> desk, I think<br />
<br>[00:56] <@Dude_Love> What'dthey order?<br />
<br>[00:56] <@Fernin> sounded like she said Scotch something, missed the second word<br />
<br>[00:56] <@Dude_Love> I heard Scotch<br />
<br>[00:56] <@Dude_Love> I too missed the second word<br />
<br>[00:56] <LowEndLem> probablyy "on the rocks"or something<br />
<br>[00:57] <@Dude_Love> Who the fuck "mixes" a Scotch on the rocks?<br />
<br>[00:57] <LowEndLem> stupid people?<br />
<br>[00:57] <@Dude_Love> Is it really /that/ hard to put in some ice?<br />
<br>[00:57] <@Dude_Love> Also, they're all idiots<br />
<br>[00:57] <@Dude_Love> Ten grand to spend a night in a house... sounds like a case of too good to be true, to Fig<br />
[00:57] <@Dude_Love> And with the murder rate the house has, it just gets dumber<br />
[00:57] <@Dude_Love> Err, eighty grand<br />
[00:57] <@Fernin> well, that's how it goes with eccentric millionaires<br />
[00:58] <LowEndLem> sounds like a case of it better get good pretty fuckin' quick<br />
[00:58] <@Dude_Love> What's that puddle?<br />
[00:58] <LowEndLem> BLOOD<br />
[00:58] <@Dude_Love> Any self respecting male ghost!<br />
[00:58] <@Dude_Love> Oh what a charmer he is!<br />
[00:58] <LowEndLem> A murder in every room? Sign me up!<br />
[00:59] <@Dude_Love> Electrocuted later?<br />
[00:59] <@Dude_Love> Good history<br />
[00:59] <LowEndLem> Thats why you mix it with lye<br />
[00:59] <@Dude_Love> What?<br />
[00:59] <LowEndLem> nothing<br />
[00:59] <@Dude_Love> They just left the acid in the acid vat?<br />
[01:00] <LowEndLem> Looks like<br />
[01:00] <@Dude_Love> Who the fuck doesn't empty an acid bath?!<br />
[01:00] <LowEndLem> also, the fuck was that? Oh a rat<br />
[01:00] <@Dude_Love> Especially if it's just going to be built into the floor like that...<br />
[01:00] <@Dude_Love> Safety hazzard<br />
[01:00] <@Fernin> someone who plans to murder again, I'd wager<br />
[01:00] <LowEndLem> or someone really lazy<br />
[01:01] <@Dude_Love> He sounds like a douche<br />
[01:01] <LowEndLem> the pilot?<br />
[01:01] <@Dude_Love> If this movie came out in the last twenty years, they'd be making out by now<br />
[01:01] <@Dude_Love> Isn't that sad?<br />
[01:01] <LowEndLem> Yes. It is.<br />
[01:01] <@Fernin> agreed<br />
[01:02] <LowEndLem> everyone was in a car crash? wow. bad luck family<br />
[01:02] <@Fernin> ...he wiped his hands off, then touched something else dusty...<br />
[01:02] <LowEndLem> "Closet, bottles, bodies, screaming death, clothes...."<br />
[01:02] <@Dude_Love> Herman, you genius you!<br />
[01:02] <LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN<br />
[01:03] <@Dude_Love> The fuck is that sound supposed to be?<br />
[01:03] <LowEndLem> About time, i do not like him<br />
[01:03] <@Dude_Love> The wind? It sounds too electric for that...<br />
[01:03] <LowEndLem> huh. That was wierd<br />
[01:03] <@Dude_Love> It sounds like a cross between the wind and and a CD loading....<br />
[01:03] <@Fernin> just a generic "spooky sound", I guess<br />
[01:04] <LowEndLem> Can no one enjoy a drink in that house?<br />
[01:04] <@Dude_Love> Well, maybe if they didn't spend all their time mixing the ice, they could<br />
[01:04] <@Fernin> could you enjoy a drink in a house 7 people were murdered in?<br />
[01:04] <@Dude_Love> Well, when he walked in it was pitch black...<br />
[01:04] <@Dude_Love> I could see running into a wall in a pitch black room<br />
[01:05] <LowEndLem> i would enjoy many drinks<br />
[01:05] <@Dude_Love> That is, if I were running into a pitch black room, which he wouldn't have done if he wasn't a dumbass<br />
[01:05] <@Fernin> Crazy Man's quite convinced of his spook stories<br />
[01:05] <@Dude_Love> Out of the skulls your acid bath didn't drink?<br />
[01:05] <@Dude_Love> Err, melt<br />
[01:05] <LowEndLem> Well, yes. But when those are in the dishwasher, i'll use a regular glass<br />
[01:05] <@Dude_Love> Pour some sugar on me...<br />
[01:06] <@Fernin> hm, that's dangerous, pulling alcohol away from the drunk<br />
[01:06] <LowEndLem> Scotch Ann<br />
[01:06] <@Dude_Love> So why isn't anyone making a fuss about the schizophrenic that won't quit blabbering about the ghosts?<br />
[01:06] <LowEndLem> That's exactly what she said<br />
[01:07] <LowEndLem> road flares?<br />
[01:07] <LowEndLem> Oh, candles<br />
[01:07] <@Dude_Love> "I don't know, I was just acting"<br />
[01:07] <@Dude_Love> "Yes, don't I sound like I'm not just acting?"<br />
[01:08] <LowEndLem> "A sequence of numbers that i will pretend has meaning!"<br />
[01:08] <@Dude_Love> Why does he keep blocking his candle from the wind?<br />
[01:08] <@Dude_Love> She isn't, and hers isn't going out<br />
[01:08] <@Dude_Love> AAhh!!!<br />
[01:08] <@Dude_Love> AAAHHH!!!<br />
[01:08] <@Fernin> that freaked me right out, the first time I watched this<br />
[01:08] <LowEndLem> I am SO glad I was on another webpage<br />
[01:08] <LowEndLem> That thing was ugly as sin<br />
[01:08] <@Dude_Love> Isn't id dangerous to hug when you're both holding candles?<br />
[01:09] <@Fernin> definitely<br />
[01:09] <LowEndLem> I did jump, i will give you that<br />
[01:09] <@Dude_Love> She looks okay...<br />
[01:09] <LowEndLem> I would still totally bang her<br />
[01:09] <@Dude_Love> Nice smile<br />
[01:10] <@Dude_Love> I'd bang her if she wasn't wearing six centimetres of makeup<br />
[01:10] <LowEndLem> all cats are gray in the dark<br />
[01:10] <@Dude_Love> Then why do her looks matter?<br />
[01:10] <LowEndLem> because....hush<br />
[01:10] <@Dude_Love> Or were you just saying, "Yep, I'd totally fuck that, looks like a girl to me"<br />
[01:11] <LowEndLem> Dude, i'd fuck anything<br />
[01:11] <@Dude_Love> Man... he has the douchiest expression, and it just doesn't go away...<br />
[01:12] <@Dude_Love> Was she?<br />
[01:12] <LowEndLem> he's got a face that begs for a fist<br />
[01:12] <@Dude_Love> Yeah... I'd fuck'er<br />
[01:12] <@Fernin> you'd probably go to fuck her, and she'd manipulate her way into fucking you, instead<br />
[01:13] <@Dude_Love> Seriously, what does this guy have?<br />
[01:13] <@Dude_Love> One of his wives vanished, two died... he keeps a full acid bath in his house...<br />
[01:13] <@Dude_Love> How does he keep getting beautiful women?<br />
[01:13] <@Fernin> he has millions of dollars, that's what he has<br />
[01:13] <@Dude_Love> "He'd kill me if he could"<br />
[01:13] <LowEndLem> must be packing a massive scholng<br />
[01:13] <@Dude_Love> !!<br />
[01:14] <@Fernin> plus, he doesn't own this house<br />
[01:14] <@Fernin> he's just using it for the party<br />
[01:14] <@Dude_Love> He sitll keeps a filled acid bath in it<br />
[01:14] <@Fernin> it's pretty much just an abandoned house, no one lives in it<br />
[01:14] <@Fernin> he doesn't keep the acid bath in it, the caretakers keep the acid bath in it, he's basically renting this place like it was a Holiday Inn<br />
[01:15] <@Dude_Love> That's a good relationship<br />
[01:15] <@Fernin> each wants the other dead, damn good relationship<br />
[01:15] <LowEndLem> all relationships are based on hate<br />
[01:15] <@Dude_Love> The caretakers keep the acid bath full,. and he's renting the house?<br />
[01:15] <@Dude_Love> And I've never ran an acid bath, but I don't think it'd be too cheap<br />
[01:15] <@Fernin> hey, I never said he was sane<br />
[01:16] <@Dude_Love> That didn't warrant a screaming fit?<br />
[01:16] <@Dude_Love> Is she like, getting used to it?<br />
[01:16] <LowEndLem> That is totally a face<br />
[01:16] <LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNN-no? Nothing?<br />
[01:17] <@Dude_Love> Oh, there we go<br />
[01:17] <@Dude_Love> AAhh!<br />
[01:17] <LowEndLem> AAAAAHHHH<br />
[01:17] <@Dude_Love> That's how I open doors<br />
[01:17] <@Dude_Love> Just push it open, then stand there while the doors swing out in front of me<br />
[01:18] <@Dude_Love> Why the fuck do they keep saying Hysteria?<br />
[01:18] <@Fernin> it's the word of the day, didn't you know?<br />
[01:18] <@Dude_Love> They need a thesaurus<br />
[01:18] <LowEndLem> or acting classes<br />
[01:18] <@Fernin> well, it is only the 50's, every mental malady was some form of Hysteria<br />
[01:19] <@Dude_Love> So... he's paying them to... do the only option...?<br />
[01:19] <LowEndLem> Yes.<br />
[01:19] <@Dude_Love> Or has the movie till now been them test driving the house<br />
[01:19] <@Dude_Love> ?<br />
[01:19] <LowEndLem> they had until midnight<br />
[01:20] <LowEndLem> and now, well, fuck all<br />
[01:20] <@Dude_Love> That gauze pad suits him<br />
[01:20] <@Dude_Love> Did you see his hand?<br />
[01:20] <LowEndLem> ?<br />
[01:20] <@Dude_Love> His arm wasn't around her... he was patting the side of her arm<br />
[01:20] <LowEndLem> huh<br />
[01:21] <@Fernin> armed, hysterical people, yay!<br />
[01:21] <LowEndLem> Why do they get guns?<br />
[01:21] <LowEndLem> Fernin, can we have guns?<br />
[01:21] <@Dude_Love> Well, me and Fern have ops... that's kinda like guns...<br />
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[01:21] <@Fernin> !rr 1<br />
[01:21] <Lexiabot9000> �5Sorry, I've lost the privilege to speak. Try again later when I've been reactivated.<br />
[01:21] <@Dude_Love> lol<br />
[01:21] <@Fernin> ...dammit<br />
[01:21] <LowEndLem> hahaha<br />
[01:21] * Fernin sets mode: +o Lexiabot9000<br />
[01:21] * Fernin sets mode: +v Lexiabot9000<br />
[01:21] <@Fernin> !rr 1<br />
[01:21] <@Dude_Love> !rr 1<br />
[01:21] <@Lexiabot9000> �5The bullet is in place! Type� �5!fire� �5to try your luck!<br />
[01:21] <@Lexiabot9000> �5The gun is already loaded!<br />
[01:22] <@Fernin> there you go, there's a gun<br />
[01:22] <LowEndLem> I'll do it1<br />
[01:22] <@Dude_Love> !fire<br />
[01:22] <@Lexiabot9000> � �4BANG!<br />
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[01:22] <LowEndLem> HAHAHA<br />
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[01:22] * Lexiabot9000 sets mode: +v Dude_Love<br />
[01:22] <+Dude_Love> I'd better get my ops back<br />
[01:22] <LowEndLem> I would totally run around a house shooting people<br />
[01:22] * Fernin sets mode: +o Dude_Love<br />
[01:22] <LowEndLem> the drunk has a gun, and keeps drinking. Smart.<br />
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[01:22] <@Dude_Love> Schizophrenic lady is offering to show you a head...<br />
[01:22] <LowEndLem> I'd like to see one of those heads.<br />
[01:22] <@Dude_Love> WHY ISN'TANYONE QUESTIONING THIS?!<br />
[01:23] <@Dude_Love> Go look in my suitcase, there's a human head in it<br />
[01:23] <@Dude_Love> What?!<br />
[01:23] <@Dude_Love> What?!!?!<br />
[01:23] <@Dude_Love> She<br />
[01:23] <LowEndLem> is craz<br />
[01:23] <LowEndLem> y<br />
[01:23] <@Fernin> no doubt about that<br />
[01:23] <@Dude_Love> She's hallucinating, so they offer her fucking drugs, and then she spazzes the fuck out...?!<br />
[01:24] <@Fernin> I'd be a little tweaked myself if I had seen those same things, though<br />
[01:24] <@Dude_Love> Not enough to have a screaming fit at sight of the head, though<br />
[01:24] <LowEndLem> Who hasn't seen a jellied head?<br />
[01:24] <@Fernin> ...no, I imagine not<br />
[01:25] <@Dude_Love> Considering there was a human fucking head in her suitcase... I actually think she's handling herself quite well<br />
[01:25] <LowEndLem> SHE'S GONE!<br />
[01:25] <@Fernin> a self-opening door this time<br />
[01:25] <@Dude_Love> Oh Herman, you... you wizard, you!<br />
[01:25] <@Fernin> and head #2<br />
[01:25] <LowEndLem> Or not.<br />
[01:26] <LowEndLem> Dude, get a glove...<br />
[01:26] <@Dude_Love> Why do I need a glove?<br />
[01:26] <@Fernin> ha<br />
[01:26] <LowEndLem> Well, there when my boner for the rest of the night.<br />
[01:27] <@Dude_Love> Nora, quit singing!<br />
[01:27] <LowEndLem> how the hell does that work? I can't figger it out<br />
[01:27] <@Fernin> must be an exposed beam on the ceiling<br />
[01:27] <LowEndLem> Oh<br />
[01:27] <@Dude_Love> Awkward way to hang yourself....<br />
[01:27] <LowEndLem> Hung, you tool<br />
[01:28] <LowEndLem> hung.<br />
[01:28] <LowEndLem> not hanged<br />
[01:28] <@Dude_Love> No, it is hanged<br />
[01:28] <@Dude_Love> When you're talking about hanging as a death method, the past tense is hanged<br />
[01:28] <LowEndLem> oh<br />
[01:29] <@Dude_Love> Why does he trust the schizophrenic hysterical lady?<br />
[01:29] <@Fernin> because he's a douche, and he probably wants in her pants<br />
[01:29] <@Dude_Love> Why doesn't he just give her a godamned sedative and lay her down somewhere?<br />
[01:29] <LowEndLem> because that would make sense<br />
[01:30] <@Fernin> "stay in the room assigned to you, no one would think to look for you there!"<br />
[01:30] <@Dude_Love> Wait...<br />
[01:31] <@Dude_Love> Why did she look pissed off at the end of that scene?<br />
[01:31] <@Fernin> bad acting?<br />
[01:31] <@Dude_Love> Even better, give the hysterical schizophrenic lady who now looks disgruntled a gun, huzzah!<br />
[01:31] <@Dude_Love> Haha<br />
[01:31] <LowEndLem> How does he get everywhere?<br />
[01:32] <@Fernin> drunken ninja skills<br />
[01:32] <@Dude_Love> Isn't it awkwardto chat when he has his hands around your neck?<br />
[01:33] <@Dude_Love> I'm expecting them to pull out cigars and some single malt in a room that looks like that...<br />
[01:33] <@Dude_Love> How do they share her death?<br />
[01:33] <@Dude_Love> Did she like, die for their sins or something?<br />
[01:33] <@Dude_Love> Hysteria!<br />
[01:33] <@Fernin> he's accusing everyone in the room of murder<br />
[01:34] <@Dude_Love> I still don't get it<br />
[01:34] <@Fernin> since there was nothing for her to climb up onto and jump from, someone else had to have lifted her and hanged her<br />
[01:34] <@Dude_Love> He looks a bit like Walkt Disney<br />
[01:35] <@Fernin> hah, Walt Disney if he was 200% creepier<br />
[01:35] <LowEndLem> and you know, psyxhotix<br />
[01:35] <@Dude_Love> A silly party?<br />
[01:35] <@Dude_Love> Wasn't death a big threat from the beginning?<br />
[01:35] <@Fernin> if you believe in ghosts, sure<br />
[01:36] <@Fernin> I don't think any of the guests came expecting that the other guests would be murderers<br />
[01:36] <@Dude_Love> And hey, you're in a house with a full acid bath, where several people have died, being hosted by a man who two of his wives have died and one vanished<br />
[01:36] <@Dude_Love> I know he said guns...<br />
[01:36] <@Dude_Love> But didn't that sound eerily like the C word to anyone else?<br />
[01:37] <@Fernin> hrm... nope<br />
[01:37] <@Dude_Love> Rewind it or something, it /totally/ sounded like it<br />
[01:37] <@Fernin> maybe afterwards, re-synching would be annoying<br />
[01:37] <LowEndLem> Everyone, play "follow the drunk!"<br />
[01:38] <@Fernin> hah, hypocrite... after all that talk about "guns won't harm the dead!"<br />
[01:39] <@Dude_Love> Aren't they all really suspicious of each other now?<br />
[01:39] <LowEndLem> Well, yeah<br />
[01:39] <@Dude_Love> So if he saw his doorknob spinning, why'd he go open it?<br />
[01:39] <LowEndLem> stupidity<br />
[01:40] <LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNNNN<br />
[01:40] <@Fernin> this is the one thing that bugs me... that blood was /not/ in this room earlier in the day<br />
[01:40] <LowEndLem> it movied<br />
[01:40] <LowEndLem> *move<br />
[01:40] <LowEndLem> d<br />
[01:40] <@Fernin> timing from mother nature<br />
[01:40] <LowEndLem> "Because I read the script!"<br />
[01:41] <@Dude_Love> God's a dramatist, you got a problem with that?<br />
[01:41] <@Fernin> seems he knows not to have lightning strike while either of them is talking<br />
[01:41] <@Dude_Love> That would be the God of FX... Mr. Herman whatshisname!<br />
[01:41] <@Fernin> yay, let's walk into another pitch black room!<br />
[01:42] <@Dude_Love> Didn't run this time... <br />
[01:42] <@Fernin> nice effects work, you can't even see the string<br />
[01:42] <LowEndLem> Because they're idiots<br />
[01:43] <LowEndLem> oh, don't move or anything<br />
[01:43] <@Dude_Love> If you think Herman's effects are bad, it's because Herman /wants/ you to think they're bad<br />
[01:43] <@Dude_Love> ....okay, I'm done with this scene...<br />
[01:43] <LowEndLem> yeah<br />
[01:43] <@Dude_Love> AAAaah!<br />
[01:43] <@Dude_Love> AAAHHH!<br />
[01:43] <@Dude_Love> AAhh!<br />
[01:44] <@Fernin> monster hand outta nowhere!<br />
[01:44] <LowEndLem> hahahaha<br />
[01:44] <LowEndLem> BOO<br />
[01:44] <@Dude_Love> Hah!<br />
[01:44] <LowEndLem> damn, nothing<br />
[01:44] <@Fernin> oh, it was a player piano<br />
[01:44] <@Dude_Love> It /was/ a player piano!<br />
[01:44] <LowEndLem> and it's playing itself<br />
[01:45] <LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNN<br />
[01:45] <@Fernin> heh, that's what player pianos do, Lem<br />
[01:45] <LowEndLem> Yeah. Which means she has no reason to be so freaked<br />
[01:45] <@Fernin> well, they don't usually turn themselves on<br />
[01:46] <LowEndLem> maybe someone left it on<br />
[01:46] <@Dude_Love> Those guns look fake<br />
[01:46] <@Dude_Love> Is that a curtain in the hallway...?<br />
[01:46] <LowEndLem> Yeah, it's just hangin' there<br />
[01:46] <@Fernin> that's the curtain hiding the rest of the second floor hallway<br />
[01:47] <@Dude_Love> Wh-wh-wh-wha?!?<br />
[01:47] <LowEndLem> WHAT A TWIST<br />
[01:47] <@Dude_Love> What a wild lemon twist!<br />
[01:47] <@Dude_Love> lol... "you were wonderful"<br />
[01:48] <LowEndLem> "What a great dead body"<br />
[01:48] <@Dude_Love> "Gee honey, you did a great job acting dead"<br />
[01:48] <@Fernin> I have to admit, it's not a bad plan... a bit convoluted, but rather fun<br />
[01:48] <@Dude_Love> Schwing!<br />
[01:48] <@Fernin> drive someone else to do the murder for you<br />
[01:49] <LowEndLem> all this deception is making me hungry<br />
[01:49] <@Dude_Love> What's that expression supposed to be?<br />
[01:49] <LowEndLem> Constipation?<br />
[01:49] <@Dude_Love> "Act confused and upset, but curious, with a hint of anguish!"<br />
[01:50] <@Dude_Love> "And repulsion, don't forget the repulsion!"<br />
[01:50] <@Dude_Love> Aahh!!<br />
[01:50] <LowEndLem> HAHAHA<br />
[01:50] <LowEndLem> "Please ignore my cries for living!" BANG<br />
[01:50] <LowEndLem> A full two seconds, come on<br />
[01:50] <@Fernin> ...how the hell did the doctor beat her downstairs?<br />
[01:50] <LowEndLem> magic<br />
[01:51] <@Dude_Love> lol!<br />
[01:51] <@Dude_Love> *fade to black* <br />
[01:51] <@Dude_Love> *Choking sound'<br />
[01:51] <@Dude_Love> *SPLASH*<br />
[01:51] <@Dude_Love> Ahahahahaha....<br />
[01:51] <LowEndLem> you know this chick is gonna have issues so bad<br />
[01:51] <@Dude_Love> Open /and/ shut?1<br />
[01:51] <@Dude_Love> Herman, you God, you!<br />
[01:52] <@Fernin> weren't all those doors shut a second ago?<br />
[01:52] <LowEndLem> He did ALL of them?<br />
[01:52] <@Fernin> someone purposefully went around and opened /every/ damn door in the room, just to freak her out...<br />
[01:52] <@Dude_Love> Is she really leaning over the acid bath right now?<br />
[01:52] <LowEndLem> Why, WHY would you get anywhere near the acid bath<br />
[01:53] <@Dude_Love> Herman's making my brain explode<br />
[01:53] <LowEndLem> IT'S A SKELETON. KICK IT<br />
[01:53] <@Dude_Love> It's a skeleton, sans muscles and tissue... why doesn't she just like, pop its arms off?<br />
[01:53] <@Dude_Love> Aah!<br />
[01:53] <@Dude_Love> AAAHH!!!<br />
[01:53] <LowEndLem> No, wait, back slowly into the acid bath.<br />
[01:53] <@Fernin> all the acid couldn't have dripped off that thing already, why didn't it touching her shoulder burn it?<br />
[01:53] <LowEndLem> LOGIC<br />
[01:53] <@Dude_Love> AAAHHHH!!!!!!!<br />
[01:54] <@Dude_Love> The fuckj?<br />
[01:54] <LowEndLem> That's a deep acid bath.<br />
[01:54] <@Dude_Love> Did her screams just fade into singing?<br />
[01:54] <LowEndLem> a singing, drippy corpse<br />
[01:54] <@Fernin> indeed they did<br />
[01:54] <LowEndLem> ....<br />
[01:54] <LowEndLem> What.<br />
[01:54] <@Dude_Love> Pull the strings!<br />
[01:54] <LowEndLem> what the fuggin' fuck<br />
[01:55] <@Dude_Love> Wait, did it sizzle?<br />
[01:55] <@Dude_Love> I thought it already melted off all it could?<br />
[01:55] <LowEndLem> Well, 4 are alive<br />
[01:55] <@Fernin> 5<br />
[01:55] <LowEndLem> oh yeah<br />
[01:55] <LowEndLem> and now for the convuluted explination<br />
[01:55] <@Dude_Love> And if I were going to stand like,a quarter of a metre from an acid bath like that, I'd be really fucking careful about tossing things in<br />
[01:55] <LowEndLem> ....<br />
[01:56] <LowEndLem> no, you didn't<br />
[01:56] <LowEndLem> you had no idea who would get which gun<br />
[01:56] <@Fernin> haha, "My wife stumbled and fell"<br />
[01:56] <@Dude_Love> If I'm... innocent... or... guilty... or... William Shatner...<br />
[01:56] <@Fernin> carefully leaving out "I drove her to the edge with a skeleton on a puppetmaster's rig"<br />
[01:56] <LowEndLem> "but i never touched her"<br />
[01:56] <LowEndLem> Why you? You're not special<br />
[01:57] <@Dude_Love> THE END?!<br />
[01:57] <@Dude_Love> AAHHH!!!<br />
[01:57] <@Dude_Love> AAAAAHH!!!<br />
[01:57] <LowEndLem> AAAAAAAQAAHHHHH<br />
[01:57] <LowEndLem> Okay, enough of that<br />
[01:57] <@Dude_Love> Skeleton - By Himself<br />
[01:57] <@Dude_Love> Anyone else notice that?<br />
[01:57] <LowEndLem> Yep<br />
[01:57] <@Fernin> hah, yup<br />
[01:57] * LowEndLem closed the window<br />
[01:57] * @Dude_Love goes to close the-<br />
[01:57] <@Dude_Love> AAHH!!!<br />
[01:57] <@Dude_Love> AAAAHH!!!<br />
[01:57] <LowEndLem> AAAH<br />
[01:57] <@Dude_Love> Meh, I don't like it anymore than I did, though it was funner to watch with you guys<br />
[01:58] <@Dude_Love> I give it two walking skeletons out of five<br />
[01:58] <@Fernin> movies like that are always more fun in a group<br />
[01:58] <LowEndLem> Two and a half from me<br />
[01:58] <LowEndLem> next time, bunnies<br />
[01:58] <@Dude_Love> Yeah, Watership fucking Down!<br />
[01:58] <@Fernin> 4 from me, that movie's kinda special to me<br />
[01:58] <LowEndLem> okay, MSLT3K over?<br />
[01:58] <@Dude_Love> Are we done here<br />
[01:59] <@Dude_Love> ?<br />
[01:59] <@Fernin> yup<br />
[01:59] * You were kicked by Dude_Love (We're done, take this!�)<br />
[01:59] * Attempting to rejoin channel #MSLT3K<br />
[01:59] * Rejoined channel #mslt3k<br />
[01:59] <LowEndLem> see you on the other side<br />
[01:59] * LowEndLem (~Lem47244@c.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has left #mslt3k<br />
[01:59] <@Dude_Love> Aww... autojoin<br />
[01:59] <Fernin> hehehe<br />
</blockquote></div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K/7&diff=7562MSLT3K/72009-10-16T03:57:38Z<p>Waspler: </p>
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<div>''Ed Wood'' was the sixth movie done by [[MSLT3K]]. The crew for this session consisted of [[Nekkoru]], [[Fernin]] and [[Captain_Pollution| Dude_Love]].<br />
<br />
==Log==<br />
<blockquote><br />
<br>[18:02] <@Vyyj> Okay, I'm ready<br />
<br>[18:02] <@Vyyj> You?<br />
<br>[18:03] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[18:03] <@Vyyj> Fig?<br />
<br>[18:04] <@Vyyj> Eh, time for a summoning<br />
<br>[18:04] <@Vyyj> Dude_Love!<br />
<br>[18:05] <@Dude_Love> Eh?<br />
<br>[18:05] <@Vyyj> You ready yet?<br />
<br>[18:05] <@Dude_Love> Fuck yeah!<br />
<br>[18:05] <@Vyyj> Then OK, Go!<br />
<br>[18:05] <@Vyyj> Touchstone!<br />
<br>[18:05] <@Dude_Love> I love black and whitemovies<br />
<br>[18:06] <@Fernin> same here<br />
<br>[18:06] <@Vyyj> Yup<br />
<br>[18:06] <@Vyyj> Criswell.<br />
<br>[18:06] <@Fernin> that's the name, I was trying to remember it<br />
<br>[18:07] <@Dude_Love> I love this music<br />
<br>[18:08] <@Vyyj> Gotta love styrofoam grave markers<br />
<br>[18:08] <@Vyyj> Haha, the octopus<br />
<br>[18:09] <@Vyyj> Like in Bride of the Monster<br />
<br>[18:09] <@Vyyj> And, of course, a flying sauce<br />
<br>[18:09] <@Vyyj> *saucer<br />
<br>[18:09] <@Fernin> of course<br />
<br>[18:09] <@Fernin> the suspected hubcaps<br />
<br>[18:09] <@Vyyj> Weren't those just plastic models from a hobby shop?<br />
<br>[18:10] <@Fernin> hm, I've heard a couple differing stories about em<br />
<br>[18:12] <@Vyyj> According to the greatest movie nerd I know, the general consensus is that it were plastic models<br />
<br>[18:12] <@Vyyj> Oh, bad review.<br />
<br>[18:12] <@Dude_Love> The soldiers' costumes were very realistic... haha<br />
<br>[18:13] <@Vyyj> Okay, I ate my pickles way too fast.<br />
<br>[18:13] <@Vyyj> Haha, we all know what happened to that sweater?<br />
<br>[18:14] <@Vyyj> Cool sunglasses there, bro<br />
<br>[18:14] <@Fernin> yep yep<br />
<br>[18:14] <@Dude_Love> You know he walks around smiling like a dope like that every day, too<br />
<br>[18:14] <@Vyyj> Stock footage.<br />
<br>[18:15] <@Fernin> entirely random stock footage<br />
<br>[18:15] <@Vyyj> Okay, I'm ready for part 2<br />
<br>[18:15] <@Vyyj> I buffered ahead<br />
<br>[18:15] <@Fernin> as am I<br />
<br>[18:15] <@Vyyj> Ready when you are<br />
<br>[18:15] <@Dude_Love> That was a fast ten minutes<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Dude_Love> I didn't buffer ahead, sorry, uno momento<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Fernin> well, it was mostly credits<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Vyyj> Okay, no problem<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Dude_Love> Still, it flew by<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Dude_Love> Credits usually go the slowest<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Vyyj> I have like 31 news items to read on my RSS list, so yeah<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Dude_Love> I think I was just digging that music so much....<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Dude_Love> Anyway, I'm ready<br />
<br>�03[18:17] * Dude_Love sets mode: +v MrBman<br />
<br>[18:17] <@Fernin> as am I<br />
<br>[18:19] <@Vyyj> Okay, let's go<br />
<br>[18:19] <@Dude_Love> We should do Citizen Kane one of these things...<br />
<br>[18:19] <@Vyyj> Sorry for the delay<br />
<br>[18:19] <@Vyyj> Okay, why not<br />
<br>[18:19] <@Fernin> hm, is that up on youtube?<br />
<br>[18:19] <@Dude_Love> No idea<br />
<br>[18:20] <@Dude_Love> I love how she talks....<br />
<br>[18:21] <@Fernin> who, Sarah Jessica Parker?<br />
<br>[18:21] <@Dude_Love> Yeah<br />
<br>[18:21] <@Dude_Love> I love all these super exagerated portrayals... it's overacting to the finest degree<br />
<br>[18:22] <@Vyyj> Haha, bringing out the best you can, I guess<br />
<br>[18:23] <@Fernin> laying it out on the table just like that, nice<br />
<br>[18:23] <@Vyyj> Some qualifications there<br />
<br>[18:24] <@Vyyj> It's him!<br />
<br>[18:24] <@Vyyj> IT'S HIM!<br />
<br>[18:24] <@Vyyj> IT'S MOTHERFUCKING BELA LUGOSI!<br />
<br>[18:24] <@Fernin> or, at least, someone doing a damn fine job of acting as him<br />
<br>[18:25] <@Fernin> I forget who the actor is already...<br />
<br>[18:26] <@Vyyj> Yeah, that's the place<br />
<br>[18:26] <@Dude_Love> Look at the sky...<br />
<br>[18:27] <@Vyyj> That's where Lugosi lived for the rest of his life, and where the last known piece of footage with him was shot by Ed Wood<br />
<br>[18:27] <@Fernin> indeed... bit of a sad end for such a legend<br />
<br>[18:28] <@Vyyj> To heck with you.<br />
<br>[18:28] <@Vyyj> Yes.<br />
<br>[18:29] <@Vyyj> Okay, ready<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Dude_Love> Me too<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Fernin> hold up, gonna grab dinner<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Dude_Love> !timebomb MyAss<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Lexiabot9000> Sorry, I've lost the privilege to speak. Try again later when I've been reactivated.<br />
<br>[18:30] * Dude_Love sets mode: +v Lexiabot9000<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Dude_Love> !timebomb MyAss<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Lexiabot9000> MyAss isn't here at the moment... So you'll have to do instead, Dude_Love<br />
<br>[18:30] * @Lexiabot9000 straps a bomb to Dude_Love's back. The display reads [24] seconds.<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Lexiabot9000> Defuse the bomb by cutting the correct wire. There are 8 wires. They are Teal Bisque Aquamarine Ruby Topaz Red Chestnut Apricot.<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Dude_Love> !snip Topaz<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Lexiabot9000> ,..snip....<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Lexiabot9000> The correct wire was actually Teal.<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Lexiabot9000> *BOOOM!*<br />
<br>[18:32] <@Vyyj> !timebomb Lexiabot9000<br />
<br>[18:32] * Vyyj was kicked by Lexiabot9000 (I will not tolerate this!)<br />
<br>[18:33] * Vyyj (~Vyyj@chello087206216080.chello.pl) has joined #sydlexia<br />
<br>[18:33] <Vyyj> Way to lose an op, I guess<br />
<br>[18:33] * Dude_Love sets mode: +o Vyyj<br />
<br>[18:34] <@Dude_Love> I think my commentary would be better on a movie I hadn't seen a million times<br />
<br>[18:34] <@Vyyj> Thank you.<br />
<br>[18:34] <@Vyyj> Meh, it's alright<br />
<br>[18:37] <@Fernin> back<br />
<br>[18:37] <@Vyyj> Okay<br />
<br>[18:37] <@Vyyj> We ready?<br />
<br>[18:37] <@Dude_Love> What're you supping on?<br />
<br>[18:38] <@Fernin> homemade mac and cheese<br />
<br>[18:38] <@Fernin> I'm ready<br />
<br>[18:38] <@Dude_Love> Ooh,very nice<br />
<br>[18:38] <@Dude_Love> I'm ready<br />
<br>[18:38] <@Vyyj> Okay, then<br />
<br>[18:38] <@Vyyj> Let's go<br />
<br>[18:39] <@Vyyj> Look at those jugs.<br />
<br>[18:39] <@Fernin> heh, perverted old geezer<br />
<br>[18:39] <@Fernin> I /love/ that accent<br />
<br>[18:41] <@Fernin> quite obvious that /someone/ just did drugs<br />
<br>[18:41] <@Vyyj> Yup.<br />
<br>[18:43] <@Dude_Love> ...lol<br />
<br>[18:43] <@Fernin> non-actors is a bad way to go... actors belong in films, non-actors just don't<br />
<br>[18:43] <@Vyyj> Bela's like "wtf?"<br />
<br>[18:44] <@Fernin> anyone his age would be like "wtf?"<br />
<br>[18:45] <@Dude_Love> What a wonderful pull back to the typewriter<br />
<br>[18:45] <@Vyyj> Yup<br />
<br>[18:45] <@Vyyj> Now he's going to come out of the closet.<br />
<br>[18:47] <@Fernin> ...yoiks, those are some homely "women"<br />
<br>[18:48] <@Vyyj> Jesus, transsexualism has gone a long way in fifty years<br />
<br>[18:48] <@Dude_Love> ./Pin-Down Girl/<br />
<br>[18:48] <@Dude_Love> Haha<br />
<br>[18:48] <@Vyyj> I'm ready<br />
<br>[18:48] <@Fernin> yep, ready<br />
<br>[18:49] <@Dude_Love> What does Version tell you, Nekky?<br />
<br>[18:49] <@Dude_Love> I'm ready<br />
<br>[18:49] <@Dude_Love> Err, no I'm not<br />
<br>[18:49] <@Dude_Love> Just a second<br />
<br>[18:49] <@Vyyj> Version?<br />
<br>[18:49] <@Vyyj> Oh<br />
<br>[18:49] <@Vyyj> Tells me what IRC client you're using<br />
<br>[18:50] <@Vyyj> /ctcp <someone> version<br />
<br>[18:50] <@Dude_Love> Oh... what'd it say?<br />
<br>[18:50] <@Vyyj> 00:05 [ctcp(Dude_Love)] VERSION<br />
<br>[18:50] <@Vyyj> 00:05 CTCP VERSION reply from Dude_Love: CGI:IRC 0.5 - http://cgiirc.sf.net/<br />
<br>[18:51] <@Dude_Love> Well I seem to be having some technical difficulties...<br />
<br>[18:51] <@Dude_Love> YouTube doesn't want to load this one for me<br />
<br>[18:51] <@Vyyj> Hmm.<br />
<br>[18:51] <@Fernin> what's it saying?<br />
<br>[18:51] <@Dude_Love> It just isn't loading, the circle thingy's just spinning<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Vyyj> We could take it up tomorrow, since we're stopped at a part if you need to<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Dude_Love> Oh, nevermind<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Dude_Love> It started<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Vyyj> No point in stopping now, but I just noticed that<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Dude_Love> Okay, ready<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Vyyj> Allright<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Vyyj> Let's go then<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Dude_Love> Wait<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Dude_Love> What'd you just notice?<br />
<br>[18:53] <@Vyyj> That we can do a movie in the space of two days or so<br />
<br>[18:53] <@Fernin> haha, no permit... nice<br />
<br>[18:54] <@Vyyj> I mean, if for some reason we can't continue in full team, then we could stop for the day<br />
<br>[18:55] <@Vyyj> Oh, now he did it<br />
<br>[18:56] <@Fernin> hm, very weird to hear Lugosi swearing like a sailor<br />
<br>[18:56] <@Fernin> anyone know if he was actually like that in real life?<br />
<br>[18:57] <@Vyyj> He certainly was alcoholic and he was addicted to morphine<br />
<br>[18:58] <@Dude_Love> Poor Ed<br />
<br>[18:58] <@Vyyj> Yeah.<br />
<br>[18:59] <@Fernin> shame his real girlfriend isn't as open minded as the scripted one<br />
<br>[19:00] <@Vyyj> Yeah<br />
<br>[19:02] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
<br>[19:03] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[19:03] <@Vyyj> So am I<br />
<br>[19:03] <@Vyyj> Go!<br />
<br>[19:03] <@Fernin> that car's not gonna last much longer<br />
<br>[19:04] <@Fernin> ...suddenly wrestling?<br />
<br>[19:04] <@Vyyj> Yeah<br />
<br>[19:04] <@Vyyj> It'll all make sense in a second<br />
<br>[19:05] <@Fernin> ohhh, of course<br />
<br>[19:05] <@Fernin> Tor<br />
<br>[19:05] <@Vyyj> Yup!<br />
<br>[19:05] <@Fernin> ...he's a furball<br />
<br>[19:08] <@Vyyj> That was Swan Lake!<br />
<br>[19:09] <@Vyyj> Hmm, I never noticed that, but Lugosi's accent is spot on slavic<br />
<br>[19:09] <@Fernin> Landau's, imdb finally loaded for me<br />
<br>[19:09] <@Vyyj> He even puts the accent on the second syllable from the end.<br />
<br>[19:09] <@Fernin> ha, foreshadowing... worst movie of all time<br />
<br>[19:10] <@Vyyj> Yeah<br />
<br>[19:11] <@Vyyj> Damn, his accent is really great<br />
<br>[19:12] <@Vyyj> Okay, he blew it.<br />
<br>[19:12] <@Fernin> sheesh, that jerk goes off script and gets mad at Bela...<br />
<br>[19:12] <@Vyyj> Yeah<br />
<br>[19:12] <@Vyyj> Poor Bela<br />
<br>[19:13] <@Vyyj> Ready when you are<br />
<br>[19:13] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[19:13] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
<br>[19:13] <@Vyyj> Go!<br />
<br>[19:14] <@Fernin> Ed really does seem like an overexcited little kid...<br />
<br>[19:15] <@Dude_Love> Like I said, you just know he goes around with that dopey smile on every day<br />
<br>[19:15] <@Vyyj> Well, for all we know, he might have been one.<br />
<br>[19:16] <@Fernin> fundraising party, always a good plan... sucks that it bombed<br />
<br>[19:16] <@Vyyj> Still, they met Criswell<br />
<br>[19:16] <@Dude_Love> Trying to take advantage of some poor girl...<br />
<br>[19:17] <@Fernin> some poor... /insane/ girl...<br />
<br>[19:18] <@Vyyj> That's some crazy hair<br />
<br>[19:20] <@Fernin> deja vu, anyone?<br />
<br>[19:21] <@Fernin> ...aside from the... slight door mishap, at least<br />
<br>[19:21] <@Vyyj> Yeah<br />
<br>[19:21] <@Vyyj> That door mishap was in the actual movei<br />
<br>[19:22] <@Dude_Love> What unenthusiastic whipping<br />
<br>[19:23] <@Dude_Love> Serves him right for trying to take advantage of her<br />
<br>[19:23] <@Vyyj> Huh.<br />
<br>[19:23] <@Vyyj> Okay.<br />
<br>[19:23] <@Dude_Love> Eh?<br />
<br>[19:24] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
<br>[19:24] <@Vyyj> Me too<br />
<br>[19:24] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[19:24] <@Vyyj> Go!<br />
<br>[19:24] <@Fernin> what was the "Huh. Okay." about?<br />
<br>[19:24] <@Dude_Love> Yeah?<br />
<br>[19:24] <@Vyyj> Nah, forget about it.<br />
<br>[19:25] <@Dude_Love> She acts like she just did some Special K....<br />
<br>[19:25] <@Fernin> I didn't realize anyone could sound that bored...<br />
<br>[19:27] <@Dude_Love> Billy Bob, heh<br />
<br>[19:27] <@Vyyj> Okay, ending change.<br />
<br>[19:28] <@Dude_Love> Heh, /that/ guy's calling him not too bright...<br />
<br>[19:28] <@Vyyj> Yup.<br />
<br>[19:28] <@Fernin> from 70, to 60, to 50 grand... <br />
<br>[19:28] <@Dude_Love> Ahem, /lef/tenant<br />
<br>[19:29] <@Fernin> I.am.act.ing!<br />
<br>[19:30] <@Vyyj> Jesus, they act like robots<br />
<br>[19:30] <@Dude_Love> I dig it<br />
<br>[19:30] <@Dude_Love> I love how caricatured everyone is in this movie<br />
<br>[19:33] <@Fernin> the octopus underwater which /wasn't/ fighting anyone...<br />
<br>[19:33] <@Vyyj> Yup<br />
<br>[19:34] <@Fernin> "Shake his legs around so it looks like he's killin' ya!" - he says it so simply, so enthusiastically, like it's so natural...<br />
<br>[19:34] <@Vyyj> Ready<br />
<br>[19:34] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[19:35] <@Dude_Love> Estoy listo<br />
<br>[19:35] <@Vyyj> Okay, go.<br />
<br>[19:37] <@Dude_Love> I don't know, Ed's a complex character<br />
<br>[19:37] <@Fernin> sheesh, how entirely rude of everyone<br />
<br>[19:38] <@Dude_Love> Sure he's got his five-year old exterior, but at the same time, he sure seems manipulative as fuck<br />
<br>[19:38] <@Dude_Love> Even to Bela, his "friend"<br />
<br>[19:38] <@Fernin> heh, very true<br />
<br>[19:40] <@Dude_Love> Whatever will be, will be...<br />
<br>[19:40] <@Fernin> que sera, sera<br />
<br>[19:42] <@Fernin> there's Swan Lake again<br />
<br>[19:42] <@Dude_Love> Quick life lesson: never stick out until someone finishes something<br />
<br>[19:43] <@Dude_Love> It really only makes it worse<br />
<br>[19:44] <@Fernin> there you are again, manipulative<br />
<br>[19:44] <@Fernin> hehehe, Plan 9<br />
<br>[19:45] <@Vyyj> Fuck yeah<br />
<br>[19:45] <@Vyyj> Just beaten Lance<br />
<br>[19:45] <@Vyyj> Part nine. We okay to go?<br />
<br>[19:45] <@Fernin> ...part 9? I just got to part 11...<br />
<br>[19:45] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
<br>[19:46] <@Dude_Love> I'm on nine...<br />
<br>[19:46] <@Fernin> dack<br />
<br>[19:46] <@Fernin> my bad, I skipped from part 7 to part 10, didn't even notice<br />
<br>[19:46] <@Vyyj> Huh<br />
<br>[19:46] <@Vyyj> Okay?<br />
<br>[19:47] <@Vyyj> Then go for part 9 now<br />
<br>[19:47] <@Fernin> that's alright, part nine is ready<br />
<br>[19:47] <@Vyyj> Okay, go then<br />
<br>[19:47] <@Dude_Love> Hey, so how did Bela get his morphine?<br />
<br>[19:47] <@Dude_Love> Was it like being addicted to prescription painkillers, or was he going through dealers?<br />
<br>[19:48] <@Vyyj> Prescriptions<br />
<br>[19:48] <@Vyyj> He had some health problems, if I remember correctly<br />
<br>[19:48] <@Vyyj> He was prescribed morphine<br />
<br>[19:48] <@Vyyj> He got addicted<br />
<br>[19:49] <@Dude_Love> You said he was an alcoholic, too, why wasn't that more prominent here?<br />
<br>[19:49] <@Vyyj> Dunno, the movie doesn't follow the real life too well actually<br />
<br>[19:49] <@Vyyj> Bela Lugosi had a wife by then, too<br />
<br>[19:49] <@Vyyj> And a son<br />
<br>[19:51] <@Dude_Love> Methadone?<br />
<br>[19:51] <@Vyyj> Yup<br />
<br>[19:51] <@Dude_Love> They had methadone back then?<br />
<br>[19:51] <@Dude_Love> I thought they didn't get methadone until like, the early '70s<br />
<br>[19:52] <@Dude_Love> "Those people are parasites"<br />
<br>[19:52] <@Dude_Love> Hah<br />
<br>[19:52] <@Vyyj> According to Wikipedia, this scene takes place in 1955<br />
<br>[19:52] <@Vyyj> Methadone was developed in 1937<br />
<br>[19:52] <@Vyyj> And it was introduced into the US ten years later<br />
<br>[19:53] <@Dude_Love> Huh....<br />
<br>[19:55] <@Vyyj> Okay! It's a happy ending right here<br />
<br>[19:56] <@Dude_Love> Wow, what convenient timing for the power to come back on<br />
<br>[19:56] <@Vyyj> Except it's not<br />
<br>[19:56] <@Fernin> it was convenient timing for it to cut out, to<br />
<br>[19:56] <@Fernin> too*<br />
<br>[19:56] <@Fernin> even in black and white, he looks pale as hell there...<br />
<br>[19:57] <@Dude_Love> This /is/ so exciting<br />
<br>[19:57] <@Vyyj> Okay, part 10.<br />
<br>[19:57] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
<br>[19:57] <@Vyyj> Ready<br />
<br>[19:57] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[19:58] <@Vyyj> Go!<br />
<br>[19:59] <@Dude_Love> I like Bride of the Atom better<br />
<br>[19:59] <@Dude_Love> I never saw it, though. I only saw Glen or Glenda and Plan 9<br />
<br>[20:00] <@Dude_Love> Anyone else suddenly reminded of Peewee Herman?<br />
<br>[20:00] <@Vyyj> Flying vegetables again.<br />
<br>[20:00] <@Vyyj> Ah, no. Popcorn.<br />
<br>[20:00] <@Fernin> nice how he lets them go in first<br />
<br>[20:02] <@Dude_Love> Haha, worst driving-off Greenscreen I've seen in a while, right there<br />
<br>[20:04] <@Vyyj> At least he went happy, I guess<br />
<br>[20:05] <@Fernin> he really is buried in his Dracula cape, I believe<br />
<br>[20:05] <@Vyyj> Yeah, he was buried in the cape<br />
<br>[20:05] <@Dude_Love> Yeah<br />
<br>[20:05] <@Vyyj> That wasn't his will, tho - they did it on request of his son and fourth wife<br />
<br>[20:05] <@Vyyj> But it was the actual cape used in the 1931 Dracula film<br />
<br>[20:05] <@Dude_Love> What instrument is that?<br />
<br>[20:05] <@Dude_Love> The stringed one that isn't being bowed... it's gone now<br />
<br>[20:06] <@Vyyj> The plucked one?<br />
<br>[20:06] <@Dude_Love> Yeah<br />
<br>[20:06] <@Vyyj> Sounds like a sitar or a mandolin<br />
<br>[20:07] <@Dude_Love> Eh, a bit...<br />
<br>[20:08] <@Fernin> first time someone in this movie correctly thought that Bela had passed on<br />
<br>[20:08] <@Vyyj> Yeah<br />
<br>[20:08] <@Fernin> ...also, first time someone politely said it, instead of "Ain't he dead?"<br />
<br>[20:09] <@Vyyj> It's very sad he died, but, I guess he went happy<br />
<br>[20:09] <@Vyyj> Part eleven<br />
<br>[20:09] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[20:09] <@Dude_Love> At the same time, it's nice he went happy, but it's a shame he'd go after just finally kicking the habit<br />
<br>[20:09] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
<br>[20:09] <@Vyyj> Go!<br />
<br>[20:10] <@Dude_Love> Hehe, the baptism<br />
<br>[20:10] <@Vyyj> You're watching part 12 or 11?<br />
<br>[20:11] <@Fernin> I think he's laughing in anticipation of what's to come<br />
<br>[20:11] <@Vyyj> Okay<br />
<br>[20:11] <@Dude_Love> When he said he wouldn't have any friends, did he remind either of you of Orson Welles in Citizen Kane?<br />
<br>[20:12] <@Vyyj> Never watched Citizen Kane fully<br />
<br>[20:13] <@Dude_Love> Oh, then we extra have to do it next<br />
<br>[20:13] <@Dude_Love> It doesn't appear to be on YouTube, though...<br />
<br>[20:13] <@Vyyj> Okay.<br />
<br>[20:13] <@Fernin> a swimming pool of holy water... there's gotta be something against that<br />
<br>[20:14] <@Vyyj> For vampires, totally<br />
<br>[20:14] <@Vyyj> You know what we should totally do, tho?<br />
<br>[20:14] <@Fernin> aw, I wanted to see him try to hold Tor up<br />
<br>[20:14] <@Vyyj> Battleship Potomkin<br />
<br>[20:15] <@Dude_Love> Is that really how it came to be Plan 9?<br />
<br>[20:16] <@Vyyj> Dunno<br />
<br>[20:16] <@Fernin> well, the wig doesn't look bad, at least...<br />
<br>[20:16] <@Vyyj> Gotta read up on it, I guess<br />
<br>[20:17] <@Vyyj> But Battleship Potomkin.<br />
<br>[20:17] <@Fernin> lol, grass carpet<br />
<br>[20:18] <@Vyyj> Battleship Potomkin was and still is considered one of the best films of all time<br />
<br>[20:18] <@Vyyj> Okay, so we're getting to see the climax<br />
<br>[20:19] <@Vyyj> *to the climax<br />
<br>[20:20] <@Vyyj> Ready.<br />
<br>[20:20] <@Dude_Love> Citizen Kane was and is considered one of the best films of all time<br />
<br>[20:20] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[20:20] <@Dude_Love> It was nominated for an oscar in every possible category when it was released, top that<br />
<br>[20:20] <@Vyyj> The Battleship Potemkin has been called one of the most influential propaganda films of all time, and was named the greatest film of all time at the World's Fair at Brussels, Belgium, in 1958.<br />
<br>[20:20] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
<br>[20:20] <@Vyyj> Go!<br />
<br>[20:21] <@Fernin> hm, Citizen Kane is pretty much widely considered the greatest film of all time, both when it was made and on through today<br />
<br>[20:21] <@Dude_Love> Orson, are you pondering what I'm pndering?<br />
<br>[20:22] <@Vyyj> Still, Potomkin was one hell of an achievement back then<br />
<br>[20:23] <@Fernin> and the famous stuck Tor scene<br />
<br>[20:24] <@Vyyj> I love how they recreated all the scenes in the movies<br />
<br>[20:25] <@Fernin> yeah, they did a great job with that<br />
<br>[20:27] <@Fernin> interesting that the folks are so much calmer at this premiere<br />
<br>[20:27] <@Vyyj> He wasn't late this time<br />
<br>[20:28] <@Dude_Love> What's the Dstand for?<br />
<br>[20:29] <@Vyyj> Davis<br />
<br>[20:30] <@Fernin> it's the one he'll be remembered for, alright<br />
<br>[20:31] <@Vyyj> OK, the ending and I'm off to sleep<br />
<br>[20:31] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
<br>[20:31] <@Vyyj> I'm going to start now, if you're ready, go right ahead<br />
<br>[20:31] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[20:31] <@Dude_Love> I liked Glen or Glenda better than Plan 9<br />
<br>[20:31] <@Vyyj> In the meantime, I bid you all good night and I will see you again tomorrow night<br />
<br>[20:32] <@Dude_Love> Night<br />
<br>[20:32] <@Fernin> night, Nekko<br />
<br>[20:34] <@Fernin> rather sad ending, almost no one went on to achieve success<br />
<br>[20:34] <@Dude_Love> THE END<br />
<br>[20:34] <@Dude_Love> Yeah, agreed<br />
<br>[20:34] <@Dude_Love> Good flick, overall<br />
<br>[20:34] <@Fernin> yup<br />
<br>[20:35] <@Dude_Love> And I'll say it again, the music is phenominal<br />
<br>[20:38] <@Dude_Love> THE END<br />
</blockquote></div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K/7&diff=7561MSLT3K/72009-10-16T03:56:42Z<p>Waspler: </p>
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<div>''Ed Wood'' was the seventh movie done by [[MSLT3K]]. The crew for this session consisted of [[Nekkoru]], [[Fernin]] and [[Captain_Pollution| Dude_Love]].<br />
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==Log==<br />
<blockquote><br />
<br>[18:02] <@Vyyj> Okay, I'm ready<br />
<br>[18:02] <@Vyyj> You?<br />
<br>[18:03] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[18:03] <@Vyyj> Fig?<br />
<br>[18:04] <@Vyyj> Eh, time for a summoning<br />
<br>[18:04] <@Vyyj> Dude_Love!<br />
<br>[18:05] <@Dude_Love> Eh?<br />
<br>[18:05] <@Vyyj> You ready yet?<br />
<br>[18:05] <@Dude_Love> Fuck yeah!<br />
<br>[18:05] <@Vyyj> Then OK, Go!<br />
<br>[18:05] <@Vyyj> Touchstone!<br />
<br>[18:05] <@Dude_Love> I love black and whitemovies<br />
<br>[18:06] <@Fernin> same here<br />
<br>[18:06] <@Vyyj> Yup<br />
<br>[18:06] <@Vyyj> Criswell.<br />
<br>[18:06] <@Fernin> that's the name, I was trying to remember it<br />
<br>[18:07] <@Dude_Love> I love this music<br />
<br>[18:08] <@Vyyj> Gotta love styrofoam grave markers<br />
<br>[18:08] <@Vyyj> Haha, the octopus<br />
<br>[18:09] <@Vyyj> Like in Bride of the Monster<br />
<br>[18:09] <@Vyyj> And, of course, a flying sauce<br />
<br>[18:09] <@Vyyj> *saucer<br />
<br>[18:09] <@Fernin> of course<br />
<br>[18:09] <@Fernin> the suspected hubcaps<br />
<br>[18:09] <@Vyyj> Weren't those just plastic models from a hobby shop?<br />
<br>[18:10] <@Fernin> hm, I've heard a couple differing stories about em<br />
<br>[18:12] <@Vyyj> According to the greatest movie nerd I know, the general consensus is that it were plastic models<br />
<br>[18:12] <@Vyyj> Oh, bad review.<br />
<br>[18:12] <@Dude_Love> The soldiers' costumes were very realistic... haha<br />
<br>[18:13] <@Vyyj> Okay, I ate my pickles way too fast.<br />
<br>[18:13] <@Vyyj> Haha, we all know what happened to that sweater?<br />
<br>[18:14] <@Vyyj> Cool sunglasses there, bro<br />
<br>[18:14] <@Fernin> yep yep<br />
<br>[18:14] <@Dude_Love> You know he walks around smiling like a dope like that every day, too<br />
<br>[18:14] <@Vyyj> Stock footage.<br />
<br>[18:15] <@Fernin> entirely random stock footage<br />
<br>[18:15] <@Vyyj> Okay, I'm ready for part 2<br />
<br>[18:15] <@Vyyj> I buffered ahead<br />
<br>[18:15] <@Fernin> as am I<br />
<br>[18:15] <@Vyyj> Ready when you are<br />
<br>[18:15] <@Dude_Love> That was a fast ten minutes<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Dude_Love> I didn't buffer ahead, sorry, uno momento<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Fernin> well, it was mostly credits<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Vyyj> Okay, no problem<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Dude_Love> Still, it flew by<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Dude_Love> Credits usually go the slowest<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Vyyj> I have like 31 news items to read on my RSS list, so yeah<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Dude_Love> I think I was just digging that music so much....<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Dude_Love> Anyway, I'm ready<br />
<br>�03[18:17] * Dude_Love sets mode: +v MrBman<br />
<br>[18:17] <@Fernin> as am I<br />
<br>[18:19] <@Vyyj> Okay, let's go<br />
<br>[18:19] <@Dude_Love> We should do Citizen Kane one of these things...<br />
<br>[18:19] <@Vyyj> Sorry for the delay<br />
<br>[18:19] <@Vyyj> Okay, why not<br />
<br>[18:19] <@Fernin> hm, is that up on youtube?<br />
<br>[18:19] <@Dude_Love> No idea<br />
<br>[18:20] <@Dude_Love> I love how she talks....<br />
<br>[18:21] <@Fernin> who, Sarah Jessica Parker?<br />
<br>[18:21] <@Dude_Love> Yeah<br />
<br>[18:21] <@Dude_Love> I love all these super exagerated portrayals... it's overacting to the finest degree<br />
<br>[18:22] <@Vyyj> Haha, bringing out the best you can, I guess<br />
<br>[18:23] <@Fernin> laying it out on the table just like that, nice<br />
<br>[18:23] <@Vyyj> Some qualifications there<br />
<br>[18:24] <@Vyyj> It's him!<br />
<br>[18:24] <@Vyyj> IT'S HIM!<br />
<br>[18:24] <@Vyyj> IT'S MOTHERFUCKING BELA LUGOSI!<br />
<br>[18:24] <@Fernin> or, at least, someone doing a damn fine job of acting as him<br />
<br>[18:25] <@Fernin> I forget who the actor is already...<br />
<br>[18:26] <@Vyyj> Yeah, that's the place<br />
<br>[18:26] <@Dude_Love> Look at the sky...<br />
<br>[18:27] <@Vyyj> That's where Lugosi lived for the rest of his life, and where the last known piece of footage with him was shot by Ed Wood<br />
<br>[18:27] <@Fernin> indeed... bit of a sad end for such a legend<br />
<br>[18:28] <@Vyyj> To heck with you.<br />
<br>[18:28] <@Vyyj> Yes.<br />
<br>[18:29] <@Vyyj> Okay, ready<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Dude_Love> Me too<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Fernin> hold up, gonna grab dinner<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Dude_Love> !timebomb MyAss<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Lexiabot9000> Sorry, I've lost the privilege to speak. Try again later when I've been reactivated.<br />
<br>[18:30] * Dude_Love sets mode: +v Lexiabot9000<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Dude_Love> !timebomb MyAss<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Lexiabot9000> MyAss isn't here at the moment... So you'll have to do instead, Dude_Love<br />
<br>[18:30] * @Lexiabot9000 straps a bomb to Dude_Love's back. The display reads [24] seconds.<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Lexiabot9000> Defuse the bomb by cutting the correct wire. There are 8 wires. They are Teal Bisque Aquamarine Ruby Topaz Red Chestnut Apricot.<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Dude_Love> !snip Topaz<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Lexiabot9000> ,..snip....<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Lexiabot9000> The correct wire was actually Teal.<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Lexiabot9000> *BOOOM!*<br />
<br>[18:32] <@Vyyj> !timebomb Lexiabot9000<br />
<br>[18:32] * Vyyj was kicked by Lexiabot9000 (I will not tolerate this!)<br />
<br>[18:33] * Vyyj (~Vyyj@chello087206216080.chello.pl) has joined #sydlexia<br />
<br>[18:33] <Vyyj> Way to lose an op, I guess<br />
<br>[18:33] * Dude_Love sets mode: +o Vyyj<br />
<br>[18:34] <@Dude_Love> I think my commentary would be better on a movie I hadn't seen a million times<br />
<br>[18:34] <@Vyyj> Thank you.<br />
<br>[18:34] <@Vyyj> Meh, it's alright<br />
<br>[18:37] <@Fernin> back<br />
<br>[18:37] <@Vyyj> Okay<br />
<br>[18:37] <@Vyyj> We ready?<br />
<br>[18:37] <@Dude_Love> What're you supping on?<br />
<br>[18:38] <@Fernin> homemade mac and cheese<br />
<br>[18:38] <@Fernin> I'm ready<br />
<br>[18:38] <@Dude_Love> Ooh,very nice<br />
<br>[18:38] <@Dude_Love> I'm ready<br />
<br>[18:38] <@Vyyj> Okay, then<br />
<br>[18:38] <@Vyyj> Let's go<br />
<br>[18:39] <@Vyyj> Look at those jugs.<br />
<br>[18:39] <@Fernin> heh, perverted old geezer<br />
<br>[18:39] <@Fernin> I /love/ that accent<br />
<br>[18:41] <@Fernin> quite obvious that /someone/ just did drugs<br />
<br>[18:41] <@Vyyj> Yup.<br />
<br>[18:43] <@Dude_Love> ...lol<br />
<br>[18:43] <@Fernin> non-actors is a bad way to go... actors belong in films, non-actors just don't<br />
<br>[18:43] <@Vyyj> Bela's like "wtf?"<br />
<br>[18:44] <@Fernin> anyone his age would be like "wtf?"<br />
<br>[18:45] <@Dude_Love> What a wonderful pull back to the typewriter<br />
<br>[18:45] <@Vyyj> Yup<br />
<br>[18:45] <@Vyyj> Now he's going to come out of the closet.<br />
<br>[18:47] <@Fernin> ...yoiks, those are some homely "women"<br />
<br>[18:48] <@Vyyj> Jesus, transsexualism has gone a long way in fifty years<br />
<br>[18:48] <@Dude_Love> ./Pin-Down Girl/<br />
<br>[18:48] <@Dude_Love> Haha<br />
<br>[18:48] <@Vyyj> I'm ready<br />
<br>[18:48] <@Fernin> yep, ready<br />
<br>[18:49] <@Dude_Love> What does Version tell you, Nekky?<br />
<br>[18:49] <@Dude_Love> I'm ready<br />
<br>[18:49] <@Dude_Love> Err, no I'm not<br />
<br>[18:49] <@Dude_Love> Just a second<br />
<br>[18:49] <@Vyyj> Version?<br />
<br>[18:49] <@Vyyj> Oh<br />
<br>[18:49] <@Vyyj> Tells me what IRC client you're using<br />
<br>[18:50] <@Vyyj> /ctcp <someone> version<br />
<br>[18:50] <@Dude_Love> Oh... what'd it say?<br />
<br>[18:50] <@Vyyj> 00:05 [ctcp(Dude_Love)] VERSION<br />
<br>[18:50] <@Vyyj> 00:05 CTCP VERSION reply from Dude_Love: CGI:IRC 0.5 - http://cgiirc.sf.net/<br />
<br>[18:51] <@Dude_Love> Well I seem to be having some technical difficulties...<br />
<br>[18:51] <@Dude_Love> YouTube doesn't want to load this one for me<br />
<br>[18:51] <@Vyyj> Hmm.<br />
<br>[18:51] <@Fernin> what's it saying?<br />
<br>[18:51] <@Dude_Love> It just isn't loading, the circle thingy's just spinning<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Vyyj> We could take it up tomorrow, since we're stopped at a part if you need to<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Dude_Love> Oh, nevermind<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Dude_Love> It started<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Vyyj> No point in stopping now, but I just noticed that<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Dude_Love> Okay, ready<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Vyyj> Allright<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Vyyj> Let's go then<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Dude_Love> Wait<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Dude_Love> What'd you just notice?<br />
<br>[18:53] <@Vyyj> That we can do a movie in the space of two days or so<br />
<br>[18:53] <@Fernin> haha, no permit... nice<br />
<br>[18:54] <@Vyyj> I mean, if for some reason we can't continue in full team, then we could stop for the day<br />
<br>[18:55] <@Vyyj> Oh, now he did it<br />
<br>[18:56] <@Fernin> hm, very weird to hear Lugosi swearing like a sailor<br />
<br>[18:56] <@Fernin> anyone know if he was actually like that in real life?<br />
<br>[18:57] <@Vyyj> He certainly was alcoholic and he was addicted to morphine<br />
<br>[18:58] <@Dude_Love> Poor Ed<br />
<br>[18:58] <@Vyyj> Yeah.<br />
<br>[18:59] <@Fernin> shame his real girlfriend isn't as open minded as the scripted one<br />
<br>[19:00] <@Vyyj> Yeah<br />
<br>[19:02] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
<br>[19:03] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[19:03] <@Vyyj> So am I<br />
<br>[19:03] <@Vyyj> Go!<br />
<br>[19:03] <@Fernin> that car's not gonna last much longer<br />
<br>[19:04] <@Fernin> ...suddenly wrestling?<br />
<br>[19:04] <@Vyyj> Yeah<br />
<br>[19:04] <@Vyyj> It'll all make sense in a second<br />
<br>[19:05] <@Fernin> ohhh, of course<br />
<br>[19:05] <@Fernin> Tor<br />
<br>[19:05] <@Vyyj> Yup!<br />
<br>[19:05] <@Fernin> ...he's a furball<br />
<br>[19:08] <@Vyyj> That was Swan Lake!<br />
<br>[19:09] <@Vyyj> Hmm, I never noticed that, but Lugosi's accent is spot on slavic<br />
<br>[19:09] <@Fernin> Landau's, imdb finally loaded for me<br />
<br>[19:09] <@Vyyj> He even puts the accent on the second syllable from the end.<br />
<br>[19:09] <@Fernin> ha, foreshadowing... worst movie of all time<br />
<br>[19:10] <@Vyyj> Yeah<br />
<br>[19:11] <@Vyyj> Damn, his accent is really great<br />
<br>[19:12] <@Vyyj> Okay, he blew it.<br />
<br>[19:12] <@Fernin> sheesh, that jerk goes off script and gets mad at Bela...<br />
<br>[19:12] <@Vyyj> Yeah<br />
<br>[19:12] <@Vyyj> Poor Bela<br />
<br>[19:13] <@Vyyj> Ready when you are<br />
<br>[19:13] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[19:13] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
<br>[19:13] <@Vyyj> Go!<br />
<br>[19:14] <@Fernin> Ed really does seem like an overexcited little kid...<br />
<br>[19:15] <@Dude_Love> Like I said, you just know he goes around with that dopey smile on every day<br />
<br>[19:15] <@Vyyj> Well, for all we know, he might have been one.<br />
<br>[19:16] <@Fernin> fundraising party, always a good plan... sucks that it bombed<br />
<br>[19:16] <@Vyyj> Still, they met Criswell<br />
<br>[19:16] <@Dude_Love> Trying to take advantage of some poor girl...<br />
<br>[19:17] <@Fernin> some poor... /insane/ girl...<br />
<br>[19:18] <@Vyyj> That's some crazy hair<br />
<br>[19:20] <@Fernin> deja vu, anyone?<br />
<br>[19:21] <@Fernin> ...aside from the... slight door mishap, at least<br />
<br>[19:21] <@Vyyj> Yeah<br />
<br>[19:21] <@Vyyj> That door mishap was in the actual movei<br />
<br>[19:22] <@Dude_Love> What unenthusiastic whipping<br />
<br>[19:23] <@Dude_Love> Serves him right for trying to take advantage of her<br />
<br>[19:23] <@Vyyj> Huh.<br />
<br>[19:23] <@Vyyj> Okay.<br />
<br>[19:23] <@Dude_Love> Eh?<br />
<br>[19:24] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
<br>[19:24] <@Vyyj> Me too<br />
<br>[19:24] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[19:24] <@Vyyj> Go!<br />
<br>[19:24] <@Fernin> what was the "Huh. Okay." about?<br />
<br>[19:24] <@Dude_Love> Yeah?<br />
<br>[19:24] <@Vyyj> Nah, forget about it.<br />
<br>[19:25] <@Dude_Love> She acts like she just did some Special K....<br />
<br>[19:25] <@Fernin> I didn't realize anyone could sound that bored...<br />
<br>[19:27] <@Dude_Love> Billy Bob, heh<br />
<br>[19:27] <@Vyyj> Okay, ending change.<br />
<br>[19:28] <@Dude_Love> Heh, /that/ guy's calling him not too bright...<br />
<br>[19:28] <@Vyyj> Yup.<br />
<br>[19:28] <@Fernin> from 70, to 60, to 50 grand... <br />
<br>[19:28] <@Dude_Love> Ahem, /lef/tenant<br />
<br>[19:29] <@Fernin> I.am.act.ing!<br />
<br>[19:30] <@Vyyj> Jesus, they act like robots<br />
<br>[19:30] <@Dude_Love> I dig it<br />
<br>[19:30] <@Dude_Love> I love how caricatured everyone is in this movie<br />
<br>[19:33] <@Fernin> the octopus underwater which /wasn't/ fighting anyone...<br />
<br>[19:33] <@Vyyj> Yup<br />
<br>[19:34] <@Fernin> "Shake his legs around so it looks like he's killin' ya!" - he says it so simply, so enthusiastically, like it's so natural...<br />
<br>[19:34] <@Vyyj> Ready<br />
<br>[19:34] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[19:35] <@Dude_Love> Estoy listo<br />
<br>[19:35] <@Vyyj> Okay, go.<br />
<br>[19:37] <@Dude_Love> I don't know, Ed's a complex character<br />
<br>[19:37] <@Fernin> sheesh, how entirely rude of everyone<br />
<br>[19:38] <@Dude_Love> Sure he's got his five-year old exterior, but at the same time, he sure seems manipulative as fuck<br />
<br>[19:38] <@Dude_Love> Even to Bela, his "friend"<br />
<br>[19:38] <@Fernin> heh, very true<br />
<br>[19:40] <@Dude_Love> Whatever will be, will be...<br />
<br>[19:40] <@Fernin> que sera, sera<br />
<br>[19:42] <@Fernin> there's Swan Lake again<br />
<br>[19:42] <@Dude_Love> Quick life lesson: never stick out until someone finishes something<br />
<br>[19:43] <@Dude_Love> It really only makes it worse<br />
<br>[19:44] <@Fernin> there you are again, manipulative<br />
<br>[19:44] <@Fernin> hehehe, Plan 9<br />
<br>[19:45] <@Vyyj> Fuck yeah<br />
<br>[19:45] <@Vyyj> Just beaten Lance<br />
<br>[19:45] <@Vyyj> Part nine. We okay to go?<br />
<br>[19:45] <@Fernin> ...part 9? I just got to part 11...<br />
<br>[19:45] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
<br>[19:46] <@Dude_Love> I'm on nine...<br />
<br>[19:46] <@Fernin> dack<br />
<br>[19:46] <@Fernin> my bad, I skipped from part 7 to part 10, didn't even notice<br />
<br>[19:46] <@Vyyj> Huh<br />
<br>[19:46] <@Vyyj> Okay?<br />
<br>[19:47] <@Vyyj> Then go for part 9 now<br />
<br>[19:47] <@Fernin> that's alright, part nine is ready<br />
<br>[19:47] <@Vyyj> Okay, go then<br />
<br>[19:47] <@Dude_Love> Hey, so how did Bela get his morphine?<br />
<br>[19:47] <@Dude_Love> Was it like being addicted to prescription painkillers, or was he going through dealers?<br />
<br>[19:48] <@Vyyj> Prescriptions<br />
<br>[19:48] <@Vyyj> He had some health problems, if I remember correctly<br />
<br>[19:48] <@Vyyj> He was prescribed morphine<br />
<br>[19:48] <@Vyyj> He got addicted<br />
<br>[19:49] <@Dude_Love> You said he was an alcoholic, too, why wasn't that more prominent here?<br />
<br>[19:49] <@Vyyj> Dunno, the movie doesn't follow the real life too well actually<br />
<br>[19:49] <@Vyyj> Bela Lugosi had a wife by then, too<br />
<br>[19:49] <@Vyyj> And a son<br />
<br>[19:51] <@Dude_Love> Methadone?<br />
<br>[19:51] <@Vyyj> Yup<br />
<br>[19:51] <@Dude_Love> They had methadone back then?<br />
<br>[19:51] <@Dude_Love> I thought they didn't get methadone until like, the early '70s<br />
<br>[19:52] <@Dude_Love> "Those people are parasites"<br />
<br>[19:52] <@Dude_Love> Hah<br />
<br>[19:52] <@Vyyj> According to Wikipedia, this scene takes place in 1955<br />
<br>[19:52] <@Vyyj> Methadone was developed in 1937<br />
<br>[19:52] <@Vyyj> And it was introduced into the US ten years later<br />
<br>[19:53] <@Dude_Love> Huh....<br />
<br>[19:55] <@Vyyj> Okay! It's a happy ending right here<br />
<br>[19:56] <@Dude_Love> Wow, what convenient timing for the power to come back on<br />
<br>[19:56] <@Vyyj> Except it's not<br />
<br>[19:56] <@Fernin> it was convenient timing for it to cut out, to<br />
<br>[19:56] <@Fernin> too*<br />
<br>[19:56] <@Fernin> even in black and white, he looks pale as hell there...<br />
<br>[19:57] <@Dude_Love> This /is/ so exciting<br />
<br>[19:57] <@Vyyj> Okay, part 10.<br />
<br>[19:57] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
<br>[19:57] <@Vyyj> Ready<br />
<br>[19:57] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[19:58] <@Vyyj> Go!<br />
<br>[19:59] <@Dude_Love> I like Bride of the Atom better<br />
<br>[19:59] <@Dude_Love> I never saw it, though. I only saw Glen or Glenda and Plan 9<br />
<br>[20:00] <@Dude_Love> Anyone else suddenly reminded of Peewee Herman?<br />
<br>[20:00] <@Vyyj> Flying vegetables again.<br />
<br>[20:00] <@Vyyj> Ah, no. Popcorn.<br />
<br>[20:00] <@Fernin> nice how he lets them go in first<br />
<br>[20:02] <@Dude_Love> Haha, worst driving-off Greenscreen I've seen in a while, right there<br />
<br>[20:04] <@Vyyj> At least he went happy, I guess<br />
<br>[20:05] <@Fernin> he really is buried in his Dracula cape, I believe<br />
<br>[20:05] <@Vyyj> Yeah, he was buried in the cape<br />
<br>[20:05] <@Dude_Love> Yeah<br />
<br>[20:05] <@Vyyj> That wasn't his will, tho - they did it on request of his son and fourth wife<br />
<br>[20:05] <@Vyyj> But it was the actual cape used in the 1931 Dracula film<br />
<br>[20:05] <@Dude_Love> What instrument is that?<br />
<br>[20:05] <@Dude_Love> The stringed one that isn't being bowed... it's gone now<br />
<br>[20:06] <@Vyyj> The plucked one?<br />
<br>[20:06] <@Dude_Love> Yeah<br />
<br>[20:06] <@Vyyj> Sounds like a sitar or a mandolin<br />
<br>[20:07] <@Dude_Love> Eh, a bit...<br />
<br>[20:08] <@Fernin> first time someone in this movie correctly thought that Bela had passed on<br />
<br>[20:08] <@Vyyj> Yeah<br />
<br>[20:08] <@Fernin> ...also, first time someone politely said it, instead of "Ain't he dead?"<br />
<br>[20:09] <@Vyyj> It's very sad he died, but, I guess he went happy<br />
<br>[20:09] <@Vyyj> Part eleven<br />
<br>[20:09] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[20:09] <@Dude_Love> At the same time, it's nice he went happy, but it's a shame he'd go after just finally kicking the habit<br />
<br>[20:09] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
<br>[20:09] <@Vyyj> Go!<br />
<br>[20:10] <@Dude_Love> Hehe, the baptism<br />
<br>[20:10] <@Vyyj> You're watching part 12 or 11?<br />
<br>[20:11] <@Fernin> I think he's laughing in anticipation of what's to come<br />
<br>[20:11] <@Vyyj> Okay<br />
<br>[20:11] <@Dude_Love> When he said he wouldn't have any friends, did he remind either of you of Orson Welles in Citizen Kane?<br />
<br>[20:12] <@Vyyj> Never watched Citizen Kane fully<br />
<br>[20:13] <@Dude_Love> Oh, then we extra have to do it next<br />
<br>[20:13] <@Dude_Love> It doesn't appear to be on YouTube, though...<br />
<br>[20:13] <@Vyyj> Okay.<br />
<br>[20:13] <@Fernin> a swimming pool of holy water... there's gotta be something against that<br />
<br>[20:14] <@Vyyj> For vampires, totally<br />
<br>[20:14] <@Vyyj> You know what we should totally do, tho?<br />
<br>[20:14] <@Fernin> aw, I wanted to see him try to hold Tor up<br />
<br>[20:14] <@Vyyj> Battleship Potomkin<br />
<br>[20:15] <@Dude_Love> Is that really how it came to be Plan 9?<br />
<br>[20:16] <@Vyyj> Dunno<br />
<br>[20:16] <@Fernin> well, the wig doesn't look bad, at least...<br />
<br>[20:16] <@Vyyj> Gotta read up on it, I guess<br />
<br>[20:17] <@Vyyj> But Battleship Potomkin.<br />
<br>[20:17] <@Fernin> lol, grass carpet<br />
<br>[20:18] <@Vyyj> Battleship Potomkin was and still is considered one of the best films of all time<br />
<br>[20:18] <@Vyyj> Okay, so we're getting to see the climax<br />
<br>[20:19] <@Vyyj> *to the climax<br />
<br>[20:20] <@Vyyj> Ready.<br />
<br>[20:20] <@Dude_Love> Citizen Kane was and is considered one of the best films of all time<br />
<br>[20:20] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[20:20] <@Dude_Love> It was nominated for an oscar in every possible category when it was released, top that<br />
<br>[20:20] <@Vyyj> The Battleship Potemkin has been called one of the most influential propaganda films of all time, and was named the greatest film of all time at the World's Fair at Brussels, Belgium, in 1958.<br />
<br>[20:20] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
<br>[20:20] <@Vyyj> Go!<br />
<br>[20:21] <@Fernin> hm, Citizen Kane is pretty much widely considered the greatest film of all time, both when it was made and on through today<br />
<br>[20:21] <@Dude_Love> Orson, are you pondering what I'm pndering?<br />
<br>[20:22] <@Vyyj> Still, Potomkin was one hell of an achievement back then<br />
<br>[20:23] <@Fernin> and the famous stuck Tor scene<br />
<br>[20:24] <@Vyyj> I love how they recreated all the scenes in the movies<br />
<br>[20:25] <@Fernin> yeah, they did a great job with that<br />
<br>[20:27] <@Fernin> interesting that the folks are so much calmer at this premiere<br />
<br>[20:27] <@Vyyj> He wasn't late this time<br />
<br>[20:28] <@Dude_Love> What's the Dstand for?<br />
<br>[20:29] <@Vyyj> Davis<br />
<br>[20:30] <@Fernin> it's the one he'll be remembered for, alright<br />
<br>[20:31] <@Vyyj> OK, the ending and I'm off to sleep<br />
<br>[20:31] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
<br>[20:31] <@Vyyj> I'm going to start now, if you're ready, go right ahead<br />
<br>[20:31] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[20:31] <@Dude_Love> I liked Glen or Glenda better than Plan 9<br />
<br>[20:31] <@Vyyj> In the meantime, I bid you all good night and I will see you again tomorrow night<br />
<br>[20:32] <@Dude_Love> Night<br />
<br>[20:32] <@Fernin> night, Nekko<br />
<br>[20:34] <@Fernin> rather sad ending, almost no one went on to achieve success<br />
<br>[20:34] <@Dude_Love> THE END<br />
<br>[20:34] <@Dude_Love> Yeah, agreed<br />
<br>[20:34] <@Dude_Love> Good flick, overall<br />
<br>[20:34] <@Fernin> yup<br />
<br>[20:35] <@Dude_Love> And I'll say it again, the music is phenominal<br />
<br>[20:38] <@Dude_Love> THE END<br />
</blockquote></div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K/8&diff=7560MSLT3K/82009-10-16T03:55:55Z<p>Waspler: </p>
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<div>''House on Haunted Hill'' was the eighth movie done by [[MSLT3K]]. The crew for this session consisted of [[Fernin]], [[Captain_Pollution| Dude_Love]] and [[LowEndLem]].<br />
<br />
==Log==<br />
<blockquote><br />
[00:41] <@Dude_Love> I'm ready<br />
<br>[00:41] <LowEndLem> ready<br />
<br>[00:41] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[00:41] <LowEndLem> go?<br />
<br>[00:41] <@Fernin> I'll steal Nekko's catch phrase this time...<br />
<br>[00:41] <@Fernin> Okay, go!<br />
<br>[00:41] <@Dude_Love> Wait, does that mean go?<br />
<br>[00:41] <@Dude_Love> Shit!<br />
<br>[00:41] <@Dude_Love> Don't!<br />
<br>[00:41] * LowEndLem facepalm<br />
<br>[00:41] <@Fernin> ...shall we give it another shot?<br />
<br>[00:41] <@Dude_Love> The movie was like, twelve minutes in...<br />
<br>[00:41] <LowEndLem> the hell?<br />
<br>[00:41] <@Fernin> lol, how'd you pull that off?<br />
<br>[00:42] <@Dude_Love> I don't know...<br />
<br>[00:42] <@Dude_Love> Whatever, this part's staying in the log, BTW<br />
<br>[00:42] <LowEndLem> you broke it somehow<br />
<br>[00:42] <@Dude_Love> Anyway, let's do it<br />
<br>[00:42] <@Fernin> reset back to zero, we'll give it another go<br />
<br>[00:42] <LowEndLem> okay, are we /ready/<br />
<br>[00:42] <@Dude_Love> Ready!<br />
<br>[00:42] <@Fernin> we are definitely /ready/<br />
<br>[00:42] <@Fernin> Okay, go!<br />
<br>[00:42] <@Dude_Love> Good start this time<br />
<br>[00:43] <LowEndLem> aaaand, there's nothing. so far, so borin-HOLY FUCK<br />
<br>[00:43] <@Dude_Love> Aah!<br />
<br>[00:43] * LowEndLem unplugs his headphones and lowers the volume<br />
<br>[00:43] <@Dude_Love> AAh!!<br />
<br>[00:43] <@Dude_Love> AAAHHH!!!!<br />
<br>[00:43] <LowEndLem> you fuckers knew that was coming<br />
<br>[00:43] <@Fernin> hah, damn straight we did<br />
<br>[00:43] <@Dude_Love> Hehe, yeah<br />
<br>[00:43] <LowEndLem> Dude, william h macy!<br />
<br>[00:43] <@Dude_Love> Why do I care?<br />
<br>[00:44] <LowEndLem> Because you fucked up, and now you have to care<br />
<br>[00:44] <@Dude_Love> I love that dopey voice he talks with<br />
<br>[00:44] <@Fernin> I'd much rather listen to Vincent Price's head, anyway<br />
<br>[00:44] <LowEndLem> Best performance by a head ever<br />
<br>[00:45] <@Dude_Love> Wait, what if you go, and you die, but really early on so that it'd be undisputable you didn't spend the ngiht?<br />
<br>[00:45] <@Fernin> then your next of kin probably wouldn't get the cash<br />
<br>[00:45] <LowEndLem> then vincent price would consume you<br />
<br>[00:45] <@Fernin> though, I doubt he'd live up to that, anyway<br />
<br>[00:46] <@Fernin> $10 grand is quite the chunk of change to give to the family of the deceased<br />
<br>[00:46] <LowEndLem> I can't identify with a single character, and thus wait happily for their deaths<br />
<br>[00:46] <@Dude_Love> Hmm, 10 grand in '59... anyone know the inflation rate?<br />
<br>[00:46] <@Dude_Love> And then does anyone know the conversion rate for me?<br />
<br>[00:46] <@Fernin> not off the top of my head, no<br />
<br>[00:46] <LowEndLem> a shitton, I'd assume<br />
<br>[00:47] <LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNNNNNN<br />
<br>[00:47] <LowEndLem> Robb White, you do NOT deserve that extra "B"<br />
<br>[00:47] <@Dude_Love> Haha... Spiffy...<br />
<br>[00:48] <@Fernin> damn, just googled an inflation converter... that $10,000 is equivelant to $72,743 today<br />
<br>[00:48] <@Dude_Love> These credits bore me<br />
<br>[00:48] <@Dude_Love> Now quick, to Canadian, to Canadian<br />
<br>[00:48] <@Dude_Love> !<br />
<br>[00:48] <@Fernin> they are, indeed, boring credits<br />
<br>[00:48] <@Dude_Love> Herman the SFX man<br />
<br>[00:48] <@Fernin> 78,658 Canadian<br />
<br>[00:48] <LowEndLem> jesus christ. next time, we're doing bunnies<br />
<br>[00:48] <@Dude_Love> Wait, the composer's name is Von?<br />
<br>[00:49] <@Dude_Love> Von is the best name I've heard in a while<br />
<br>[00:49] <LowEndLem> Does no one know how to dust?<br />
<br>[00:49] <@Dude_Love> That old lady sounds familiar...<br />
<br>[00:49] <@Fernin> Nora and Lance are the only names worth learning, let's nickname the rest...<br />
<br>[00:50] <LowEndLem> I have no idea whose who, i was looking for my bottle of vodka<br />
<br>[00:50] <@Fernin> Old Lady works, Crazy Man for the head we saw at the start...<br />
<br>[00:50] <@Dude_Love> HOLY SHIT<br />
<br>[00:50] <@Dude_Love> Self-slamming door!<br />
<br>[00:50] <@Dude_Love> Herman, you FX master, you!<br />
<br>[00:50] <LowEndLem> WHO SHOOK THE CHANDLIER<br />
<br>[00:50] <@Fernin> self-slamming /and/ self-locking!<br />
<br>[00:50] <LowEndLem> ....she wasn't even in the way<br />
<br>[00:50] <@Dude_Love> I wonder if the ghost'll slam it open later<br />
<br>[00:51] <LowEndLem> boobies!<br />
<br>[00:51] <@Dude_Love> So in '59, was that like, really risque?<br />
<br>[00:51] <@Dude_Love> Yeah, who the hell dresses slutty for a party?<br />
<br>[00:51] <@Fernin> I'd imagine so<br />
<br>[00:51] <LowEndLem> Every girl i know, Fig.<br />
<br>[00:51] <LowEndLem> and none of them want me. Ooooh, motives1<br />
<br>[00:51] <@Fernin> that seems to be some kind of lingerie/nightclothes for her<br />
<br>[00:52] <@Fernin> yay, greed!<br />
<br>[00:52] <LowEndLem> IT's not a gun, it's fucking booze.<br />
<br>[00:52] <@Dude_Love> Anyone else thinking of Dumb and Dumber right now?<br />
<br>[00:52] <LowEndLem> I'm thinking of pancakes<br />
<br>[00:52] <@Fernin> he has /such/ a perfect voice for a guy with an "I might murder you, I might not" attitude<br />
<br>[00:53] <@Dude_Love> Eww, she's wearing too much makeup<br />
<br>[00:53] <@Dude_Love> She might be really pretty if shewasn't wearing her face<br />
<br>[00:53] <LowEndLem> She looks fine<br />
<br>[00:53] <@Dude_Love> Look at her cheeks!<br />
<br>[00:53] <LowEndLem> she looks fine!<br />
<br>[00:54] <@Dude_Love> Nuh-uh!<br />
<br>[00:54] <LowEndLem> I'm not arguing attractivness with you<br />
<br>[00:54] <LowEndLem> we have more important things to mock<br />
<br>[00:54] <@Dude_Love> 'specially around her eyes... eww<br />
<br>[00:54] <@Dude_Love> Agreed, let's move on<br />
<br>[00:54] <@Fernin> was that the arm of the couch he just opened?<br />
<br>[00:54] <LowEndLem> how did he know that was there?<br />
<br>[00:54] <@Dude_Love> That's what she said!<br />
<br>[00:55] <@Fernin> he owns the house, I think, he's been here before<br />
<br>[00:55] <@Dude_Love> lol... only two<br />
<br>[00:55] <LowEndLem> oh<br />
<br>[00:55] <LowEndLem> Mix it yourself, lazyass<br />
<br>[00:55] <@Dude_Love> Is that a player piano or a writing desk in the back?<br />
<br>[00:55] <@Fernin> desk, I think<br />
<br>[00:56] <@Dude_Love> What'dthey order?<br />
<br>[00:56] <@Fernin> sounded like she said Scotch something, missed the second word<br />
<br>[00:56] <@Dude_Love> I heard Scotch<br />
<br>[00:56] <@Dude_Love> I too missed the second word<br />
<br>[00:56] <LowEndLem> probablyy "on the rocks"or something<br />
<br>[00:57] <@Dude_Love> Who the fuck "mixes" a Scotch on the rocks?<br />
<br>[00:57] <LowEndLem> stupid people?<br />
<br>[00:57] <@Dude_Love> Is it really /that/ hard to put in some ice?<br />
<br>[00:57] <@Dude_Love> Also, they're all idiots<br />
<br>[00:57] <@Dude_Love> Ten grand to spend a night in a house... sounds like a case of too good to be true, to Fig<br />
[00:57] <@Dude_Love> And with the murder rate the house has, it just gets dumber<br />
[00:57] <@Dude_Love> Err, eighty grand<br />
[00:57] <@Fernin> well, that's how it goes with eccentric millionaires<br />
[00:58] <LowEndLem> sounds like a case of it better get good pretty fuckin' quick<br />
[00:58] <@Dude_Love> What's that puddle?<br />
[00:58] <LowEndLem> BLOOD<br />
[00:58] <@Dude_Love> Any self respecting male ghost!<br />
[00:58] <@Dude_Love> Oh what a charmer he is!<br />
[00:58] <LowEndLem> A murder in every room? Sign me up!<br />
[00:59] <@Dude_Love> Electrocuted later?<br />
[00:59] <@Dude_Love> Good history<br />
[00:59] <LowEndLem> Thats why you mix it with lye<br />
[00:59] <@Dude_Love> What?<br />
[00:59] <LowEndLem> nothing<br />
[00:59] <@Dude_Love> They just left the acid in the acid vat?<br />
[01:00] <LowEndLem> Looks like<br />
[01:00] <@Dude_Love> Who the fuck doesn't empty an acid bath?!<br />
[01:00] <LowEndLem> also, the fuck was that? Oh a rat<br />
[01:00] <@Dude_Love> Especially if it's just going to be built into the floor like that...<br />
[01:00] <@Dude_Love> Safety hazzard<br />
[01:00] <@Fernin> someone who plans to murder again, I'd wager<br />
[01:00] <LowEndLem> or someone really lazy<br />
[01:01] <@Dude_Love> He sounds like a douche<br />
[01:01] <LowEndLem> the pilot?<br />
[01:01] <@Dude_Love> If this movie came out in the last twenty years, they'd be making out by now<br />
[01:01] <@Dude_Love> Isn't that sad?<br />
[01:01] <LowEndLem> Yes. It is.<br />
[01:01] <@Fernin> agreed<br />
[01:02] <LowEndLem> everyone was in a car crash? wow. bad luck family<br />
[01:02] <@Fernin> ...he wiped his hands off, then touched something else dusty...<br />
[01:02] <LowEndLem> "Closet, bottles, bodies, screaming death, clothes...."<br />
[01:02] <@Dude_Love> Herman, you genius you!<br />
[01:02] <LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN<br />
[01:03] <@Dude_Love> The fuck is that sound supposed to be?<br />
[01:03] <LowEndLem> About time, i do not like him<br />
[01:03] <@Dude_Love> The wind? It sounds too electric for that...<br />
[01:03] <LowEndLem> huh. That was wierd<br />
[01:03] <@Dude_Love> It sounds like a cross between the wind and and a CD loading....<br />
[01:03] <@Fernin> just a generic "spooky sound", I guess<br />
[01:04] <LowEndLem> Can no one enjoy a drink in that house?<br />
[01:04] <@Dude_Love> Well, maybe if they didn't spend all their time mixing the ice, they could<br />
[01:04] <@Fernin> could you enjoy a drink in a house 7 people were murdered in?<br />
[01:04] <@Dude_Love> Well, when he walked in it was pitch black...<br />
[01:04] <@Dude_Love> I could see running into a wall in a pitch black room<br />
[01:05] <LowEndLem> i would enjoy many drinks<br />
[01:05] <@Dude_Love> That is, if I were running into a pitch black room, which he wouldn't have done if he wasn't a dumbass<br />
[01:05] <@Fernin> Crazy Man's quite convinced of his spook stories<br />
[01:05] <@Dude_Love> Out of the skulls your acid bath didn't drink?<br />
[01:05] <@Dude_Love> Err, melt<br />
[01:05] <LowEndLem> Well, yes. But when those are in the dishwasher, i'll use a regular glass<br />
[01:05] <@Dude_Love> Pour some sugar on me...<br />
[01:06] <@Fernin> hm, that's dangerous, pulling alcohol away from the drunk<br />
[01:06] <LowEndLem> Scotch Ann<br />
[01:06] <@Dude_Love> So why isn't anyone making a fuss about the schizophrenic that won't quit blabbering about the ghosts?<br />
[01:06] <LowEndLem> That's exactly what she said<br />
[01:07] <LowEndLem> road flares?<br />
[01:07] <LowEndLem> Oh, candles<br />
[01:07] <@Dude_Love> "I don't know, I was just acting"<br />
[01:07] <@Dude_Love> "Yes, don't I sound like I'm not just acting?"<br />
[01:08] <LowEndLem> "A sequence of numbers that i will pretend has meaning!"<br />
[01:08] <@Dude_Love> Why does he keep blocking his candle from the wind?<br />
[01:08] <@Dude_Love> She isn't, and hers isn't going out<br />
[01:08] <@Dude_Love> AAhh!!!<br />
[01:08] <@Dude_Love> AAAHHH!!!<br />
[01:08] <@Fernin> that freaked me right out, the first time I watched this<br />
[01:08] <LowEndLem> I am SO glad I was on another webpage<br />
[01:08] <LowEndLem> That thing was ugly as sin<br />
[01:08] <@Dude_Love> Isn't id dangerous to hug when you're both holding candles?<br />
[01:09] <@Fernin> definitely<br />
[01:09] <LowEndLem> I did jump, i will give you that<br />
[01:09] <@Dude_Love> She looks okay...<br />
[01:09] <LowEndLem> I would still totally bang her<br />
[01:09] <@Dude_Love> Nice smile<br />
[01:10] <@Dude_Love> I'd bang her if she wasn't wearing six centimetres of makeup<br />
[01:10] <LowEndLem> all cats are gray in the dark<br />
[01:10] <@Dude_Love> Then why do her looks matter?<br />
[01:10] <LowEndLem> because....hush<br />
[01:10] <@Dude_Love> Or were you just saying, "Yep, I'd totally fuck that, looks like a girl to me"<br />
[01:11] <LowEndLem> Dude, i'd fuck anything<br />
[01:11] <@Dude_Love> Man... he has the douchiest expression, and it just doesn't go away...<br />
[01:12] <@Dude_Love> Was she?<br />
[01:12] <LowEndLem> he's got a face that begs for a fist<br />
[01:12] <@Dude_Love> Yeah... I'd fuck'er<br />
[01:12] <@Fernin> you'd probably go to fuck her, and she'd manipulate her way into fucking you, instead<br />
[01:13] <@Dude_Love> Seriously, what does this guy have?<br />
[01:13] <@Dude_Love> One of his wives vanished, two died... he keeps a full acid bath in his house...<br />
[01:13] <@Dude_Love> How does he keep getting beautiful women?<br />
[01:13] <@Fernin> he has millions of dollars, that's what he has<br />
[01:13] <@Dude_Love> "He'd kill me if he could"<br />
[01:13] <LowEndLem> must be packing a massive scholng<br />
[01:13] <@Dude_Love> !!<br />
[01:14] <@Fernin> plus, he doesn't own this house<br />
[01:14] <@Fernin> he's just using it for the party<br />
[01:14] <@Dude_Love> He sitll keeps a filled acid bath in it<br />
[01:14] <@Fernin> it's pretty much just an abandoned house, no one lives in it<br />
[01:14] <@Fernin> he doesn't keep the acid bath in it, the caretakers keep the acid bath in it, he's basically renting this place like it was a Holiday Inn<br />
[01:15] <@Dude_Love> That's a good relationship<br />
[01:15] <@Fernin> each wants the other dead, damn good relationship<br />
[01:15] <LowEndLem> all relationships are based on hate<br />
[01:15] <@Dude_Love> The caretakers keep the acid bath full,. and he's renting the house?<br />
[01:15] <@Dude_Love> And I've never ran an acid bath, but I don't think it'd be too cheap<br />
[01:15] <@Fernin> hey, I never said he was sane<br />
[01:16] <@Dude_Love> That didn't warrant a screaming fit?<br />
[01:16] <@Dude_Love> Is she like, getting used to it?<br />
[01:16] <LowEndLem> That is totally a face<br />
[01:16] <LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNN-no? Nothing?<br />
[01:17] <@Dude_Love> Oh, there we go<br />
[01:17] <@Dude_Love> AAhh!<br />
[01:17] <LowEndLem> AAAAAHHHH<br />
[01:17] <@Dude_Love> That's how I open doors<br />
[01:17] <@Dude_Love> Just push it open, then stand there while the doors swing out in front of me<br />
[01:18] <@Dude_Love> Why the fuck do they keep saying Hysteria?<br />
[01:18] <@Fernin> it's the word of the day, didn't you know?<br />
[01:18] <@Dude_Love> They need a thesaurus<br />
[01:18] <LowEndLem> or acting classes<br />
[01:18] <@Fernin> well, it is only the 50's, every mental malady was some form of Hysteria<br />
[01:19] <@Dude_Love> So... he's paying them to... do the only option...?<br />
[01:19] <LowEndLem> Yes.<br />
[01:19] <@Dude_Love> Or has the movie till now been them test driving the house<br />
[01:19] <@Dude_Love> ?<br />
[01:19] <LowEndLem> they had until midnight<br />
[01:20] <LowEndLem> and now, well, fuck all<br />
[01:20] <@Dude_Love> That gauze pad suits him<br />
[01:20] <@Dude_Love> Did you see his hand?<br />
[01:20] <LowEndLem> ?<br />
[01:20] <@Dude_Love> His arm wasn't around her... he was patting the side of her arm<br />
[01:20] <LowEndLem> huh<br />
[01:21] <@Fernin> armed, hysterical people, yay!<br />
[01:21] <LowEndLem> Why do they get guns?<br />
[01:21] <LowEndLem> Fernin, can we have guns?<br />
[01:21] <@Dude_Love> Well, me and Fern have ops... that's kinda like guns...<br />
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[01:21] <@Fernin> !rr 1<br />
[01:21] <Lexiabot9000> �5Sorry, I've lost the privilege to speak. Try again later when I've been reactivated.<br />
[01:21] <@Dude_Love> lol<br />
[01:21] <@Fernin> ...dammit<br />
[01:21] <LowEndLem> hahaha<br />
[01:21] * Fernin sets mode: +o Lexiabot9000<br />
[01:21] * Fernin sets mode: +v Lexiabot9000<br />
[01:21] <@Fernin> !rr 1<br />
[01:21] <@Dude_Love> !rr 1<br />
[01:21] <@Lexiabot9000> �5The bullet is in place! Type� �5!fire� �5to try your luck!<br />
[01:21] <@Lexiabot9000> �5The gun is already loaded!<br />
[01:22] <@Fernin> there you go, there's a gun<br />
[01:22] <LowEndLem> I'll do it1<br />
[01:22] <@Dude_Love> !fire<br />
[01:22] <@Lexiabot9000> � �4BANG!<br />
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[01:22] <LowEndLem> HAHAHA<br />
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[01:22] * Lexiabot9000 sets mode: +v Dude_Love<br />
[01:22] <+Dude_Love> I'd better get my ops back<br />
[01:22] <LowEndLem> I would totally run around a house shooting people<br />
[01:22] * Fernin sets mode: +o Dude_Love<br />
[01:22] <LowEndLem> the drunk has a gun, and keeps drinking. Smart.<br />
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[01:22] <@Dude_Love> Schizophrenic lady is offering to show you a head...<br />
[01:22] <LowEndLem> I'd like to see one of those heads.<br />
[01:22] <@Dude_Love> WHY ISN'TANYONE QUESTIONING THIS?!<br />
[01:23] <@Dude_Love> Go look in my suitcase, there's a human head in it<br />
[01:23] <@Dude_Love> What?!<br />
[01:23] <@Dude_Love> What?!!?!<br />
[01:23] <@Dude_Love> She<br />
[01:23] <LowEndLem> is craz<br />
[01:23] <LowEndLem> y<br />
[01:23] <@Fernin> no doubt about that<br />
[01:23] <@Dude_Love> She's hallucinating, so they offer her fucking drugs, and then she spazzes the fuck out...?!<br />
[01:24] <@Fernin> I'd be a little tweaked myself if I had seen those same things, though<br />
[01:24] <@Dude_Love> Not enough to have a screaming fit at sight of the head, though<br />
[01:24] <LowEndLem> Who hasn't seen a jellied head?<br />
[01:24] <@Fernin> ...no, I imagine not<br />
[01:25] <@Dude_Love> Considering there was a human fucking head in her suitcase... I actually think she's handling herself quite well<br />
[01:25] <LowEndLem> SHE'S GONE!<br />
[01:25] <@Fernin> a self-opening door this time<br />
[01:25] <@Dude_Love> Oh Herman, you... you wizard, you!<br />
[01:25] <@Fernin> and head #2<br />
[01:25] <LowEndLem> Or not.<br />
[01:26] <LowEndLem> Dude, get a glove...<br />
[01:26] <@Dude_Love> Why do I need a glove?<br />
[01:26] <@Fernin> ha<br />
[01:26] <LowEndLem> Well, there when my boner for the rest of the night.<br />
[01:27] <@Dude_Love> Nora, quit singing!<br />
[01:27] <LowEndLem> how the hell does that work? I can't figger it out<br />
[01:27] <@Fernin> must be an exposed beam on the ceiling<br />
[01:27] <LowEndLem> Oh<br />
[01:27] <@Dude_Love> Awkward way to hang yourself....<br />
[01:27] <LowEndLem> Hung, you tool<br />
[01:28] <LowEndLem> hung.<br />
[01:28] <LowEndLem> not hanged<br />
[01:28] <@Dude_Love> No, it is hanged<br />
[01:28] <@Dude_Love> When you're talking about hanging as a death method, the past tense is hanged<br />
[01:28] <LowEndLem> oh<br />
[01:29] <@Dude_Love> Why does he trust the schizophrenic hysterical lady?<br />
[01:29] <@Fernin> because he's a douche, and he probably wants in her pants<br />
[01:29] <@Dude_Love> Why doesn't he just give her a godamned sedative and lay her down somewhere?<br />
[01:29] <LowEndLem> because that would make sense<br />
[01:30] <@Fernin> "stay in the room assigned to you, no one would think to look for you there!"<br />
[01:30] <@Dude_Love> Wait...<br />
[01:31] <@Dude_Love> Why did she look pissed off at the end of that scene?<br />
[01:31] <@Fernin> bad acting?<br />
[01:31] <@Dude_Love> Even better, give the hysterical schizophrenic lady who now looks disgruntled a gun, huzzah!<br />
[01:31] <@Dude_Love> Haha<br />
[01:31] <LowEndLem> How does he get everywhere?<br />
[01:32] <@Fernin> drunken ninja skills<br />
[01:32] <@Dude_Love> Isn't it awkwardto chat when he has his hands around your neck?<br />
[01:33] <@Dude_Love> I'm expecting them to pull out cigars and some single malt in a room that looks like that...<br />
[01:33] <@Dude_Love> How do they share her death?<br />
[01:33] <@Dude_Love> Did she like, die for their sins or something?<br />
[01:33] <@Dude_Love> Hysteria!<br />
[01:33] <@Fernin> he's accusing everyone in the room of murder<br />
[01:34] <@Dude_Love> I still don't get it<br />
[01:34] <@Fernin> since there was nothing for her to climb up onto and jump from, someone else had to have lifted her and hanged her<br />
[01:34] <@Dude_Love> He looks a bit like Walkt Disney<br />
[01:35] <@Fernin> hah, Walt Disney if he was 200% creepier<br />
[01:35] <LowEndLem> and you know, psyxhotix<br />
[01:35] <@Dude_Love> A silly party?<br />
[01:35] <@Dude_Love> Wasn't death a big threat from the beginning?<br />
[01:35] <@Fernin> if you believe in ghosts, sure<br />
[01:36] <@Fernin> I don't think any of the guests came expecting that the other guests would be murderers<br />
[01:36] <@Dude_Love> And hey, you're in a house with a full acid bath, where several people have died, being hosted by a man who two of his wives have died and one vanished<br />
[01:36] <@Dude_Love> I know he said guns...<br />
[01:36] <@Dude_Love> But didn't that sound eerily like the C word to anyone else?<br />
[01:37] <@Fernin> hrm... nope<br />
[01:37] <@Dude_Love> Rewind it or something, it /totally/ sounded like it<br />
[01:37] <@Fernin> maybe afterwards, re-synching would be annoying<br />
[01:37] <LowEndLem> Everyone, play "follow the drunk!"<br />
[01:38] <@Fernin> hah, hypocrite... after all that talk about "guns won't harm the dead!"<br />
[01:39] <@Dude_Love> Aren't they all really suspicious of each other now?<br />
[01:39] <LowEndLem> Well, yeah<br />
[01:39] <@Dude_Love> So if he saw his doorknob spinning, why'd he go open it?<br />
[01:39] <LowEndLem> stupidity<br />
[01:40] <LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNNNN<br />
[01:40] <@Fernin> this is the one thing that bugs me... that blood was /not/ in this room earlier in the day<br />
[01:40] <LowEndLem> it movied<br />
[01:40] <LowEndLem> *move<br />
[01:40] <LowEndLem> d<br />
[01:40] <@Fernin> timing from mother nature<br />
[01:40] <LowEndLem> "Because I read the script!"<br />
[01:41] <@Dude_Love> God's a dramatist, you got a problem with that?<br />
[01:41] <@Fernin> seems he knows not to have lightning strike while either of them is talking<br />
[01:41] <@Dude_Love> That would be the God of FX... Mr. Herman whatshisname!<br />
[01:41] <@Fernin> yay, let's walk into another pitch black room!<br />
[01:42] <@Dude_Love> Didn't run this time... <br />
[01:42] <@Fernin> nice effects work, you can't even see the string<br />
[01:42] <LowEndLem> Because they're idiots<br />
[01:43] <LowEndLem> oh, don't move or anything<br />
[01:43] <@Dude_Love> If you think Herman's effects are bad, it's because Herman /wants/ you to think they're bad<br />
[01:43] <@Dude_Love> ....okay, I'm done with this scene...<br />
[01:43] <LowEndLem> yeah<br />
[01:43] <@Dude_Love> AAAaah!<br />
[01:43] <@Dude_Love> AAAHHH!<br />
[01:43] <@Dude_Love> AAhh!<br />
[01:44] <@Fernin> monster hand outta nowhere!<br />
[01:44] <LowEndLem> hahahaha<br />
[01:44] <LowEndLem> BOO<br />
[01:44] <@Dude_Love> Hah!<br />
[01:44] <LowEndLem> damn, nothing<br />
[01:44] <@Fernin> oh, it was a player piano<br />
[01:44] <@Dude_Love> It /was/ a player piano!<br />
[01:44] <LowEndLem> and it's playing itself<br />
[01:45] <LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNN<br />
[01:45] <@Fernin> heh, that's what player pianos do, Lem<br />
[01:45] <LowEndLem> Yeah. Which means she has no reason to be so freaked<br />
[01:45] <@Fernin> well, they don't usually turn themselves on<br />
[01:46] <LowEndLem> maybe someone left it on<br />
[01:46] <@Dude_Love> Those guns look fake<br />
[01:46] <@Dude_Love> Is that a curtain in the hallway...?<br />
[01:46] <LowEndLem> Yeah, it's just hangin' there<br />
[01:46] <@Fernin> that's the curtain hiding the rest of the second floor hallway<br />
[01:47] <@Dude_Love> Wh-wh-wh-wha?!?<br />
[01:47] <LowEndLem> WHAT A TWIST<br />
[01:47] <@Dude_Love> What a wild lemon twist!<br />
[01:47] <@Dude_Love> lol... "you were wonderful"<br />
[01:48] <LowEndLem> "What a great dead body"<br />
[01:48] <@Dude_Love> "Gee honey, you did a great job acting dead"<br />
[01:48] <@Fernin> I have to admit, it's not a bad plan... a bit convoluted, but rather fun<br />
[01:48] <@Dude_Love> Schwing!<br />
[01:48] <@Fernin> drive someone else to do the murder for you<br />
[01:49] <LowEndLem> all this deception is making me hungry<br />
[01:49] <@Dude_Love> What's that expression supposed to be?<br />
[01:49] <LowEndLem> Constipation?<br />
[01:49] <@Dude_Love> "Act confused and upset, but curious, with a hint of anguish!"<br />
[01:50] <@Dude_Love> "And repulsion, don't forget the repulsion!"<br />
[01:50] <@Dude_Love> Aahh!!<br />
[01:50] <LowEndLem> HAHAHA<br />
[01:50] <LowEndLem> "Please ignore my cries for living!" BANG<br />
[01:50] <LowEndLem> A full two seconds, come on<br />
[01:50] <@Fernin> ...how the hell did the doctor beat her downstairs?<br />
[01:50] <LowEndLem> magic<br />
[01:51] <@Dude_Love> lol!<br />
[01:51] <@Dude_Love> *fade to black* <br />
[01:51] <@Dude_Love> *Choking sound'<br />
[01:51] <@Dude_Love> *SPLASH*<br />
[01:51] <@Dude_Love> Ahahahahaha....<br />
[01:51] <LowEndLem> you know this chick is gonna have issues so bad<br />
[01:51] <@Dude_Love> Open /and/ shut?1<br />
[01:51] <@Dude_Love> Herman, you God, you!<br />
[01:52] <@Fernin> weren't all those doors shut a second ago?<br />
[01:52] <LowEndLem> He did ALL of them?<br />
[01:52] <@Fernin> someone purposefully went around and opened /every/ damn door in the room, just to freak her out...<br />
[01:52] <@Dude_Love> Is she really leaning over the acid bath right now?<br />
[01:52] <LowEndLem> Why, WHY would you get anywhere near the acid bath<br />
[01:53] <@Dude_Love> Herman's making my brain explode<br />
[01:53] <LowEndLem> IT'S A SKELETON. KICK IT<br />
[01:53] <@Dude_Love> It's a skeleton, sans muscles and tissue... why doesn't she just like, pop its arms off?<br />
[01:53] <@Dude_Love> Aah!<br />
[01:53] <@Dude_Love> AAAHH!!!<br />
[01:53] <LowEndLem> No, wait, back slowly into the acid bath.<br />
[01:53] <@Fernin> all the acid couldn't have dripped off that thing already, why didn't it touching her shoulder burn it?<br />
[01:53] <LowEndLem> LOGIC<br />
[01:53] <@Dude_Love> AAAHHHH!!!!!!!<br />
[01:54] <@Dude_Love> The fuckj?<br />
[01:54] <LowEndLem> That's a deep acid bath.<br />
[01:54] <@Dude_Love> Did her screams just fade into singing?<br />
[01:54] <LowEndLem> a singing, drippy corpse<br />
[01:54] <@Fernin> indeed they did<br />
[01:54] <LowEndLem> ....<br />
[01:54] <LowEndLem> What.<br />
[01:54] <@Dude_Love> Pull the strings!<br />
[01:54] <LowEndLem> what the fuggin' fuck<br />
[01:55] <@Dude_Love> Wait, did it sizzle?<br />
[01:55] <@Dude_Love> I thought it already melted off all it could?<br />
[01:55] <LowEndLem> Well, 4 are alive<br />
[01:55] <@Fernin> 5<br />
[01:55] <LowEndLem> oh yeah<br />
[01:55] <LowEndLem> and now for the convuluted explination<br />
[01:55] <@Dude_Love> And if I were going to stand like,a quarter of a metre from an acid bath like that, I'd be really fucking careful about tossing things in<br />
[01:55] <LowEndLem> ....<br />
[01:56] <LowEndLem> no, you didn't<br />
[01:56] <LowEndLem> you had no idea who would get which gun<br />
[01:56] <@Fernin> haha, "My wife stumbled and fell"<br />
[01:56] <@Dude_Love> If I'm... innocent... or... guilty... or... William Shatner...<br />
[01:56] <@Fernin> carefully leaving out "I drove her to the edge with a skeleton on a puppetmaster's rig"<br />
[01:56] <LowEndLem> "but i never touched her"<br />
[01:56] <LowEndLem> Why you? You're not special<br />
[01:57] <@Dude_Love> THE END?!<br />
[01:57] <@Dude_Love> AAHHH!!!<br />
[01:57] <@Dude_Love> AAAAAHH!!!<br />
[01:57] <LowEndLem> AAAAAAAQAAHHHHH<br />
[01:57] <LowEndLem> Okay, enough of that<br />
[01:57] <@Dude_Love> Skeleton - By Himself<br />
[01:57] <@Dude_Love> Anyone else notice that?<br />
[01:57] <LowEndLem> Yep<br />
[01:57] <@Fernin> hah, yup<br />
[01:57] * LowEndLem closed the window<br />
[01:57] * @Dude_Love goes to close the-<br />
[01:57] <@Dude_Love> AAHH!!!<br />
[01:57] <@Dude_Love> AAAAHH!!!<br />
[01:57] <LowEndLem> AAAH<br />
[01:57] <@Dude_Love> Meh, I don't like it anymore than I did, though it was funner to watch with you guys<br />
[01:58] <@Dude_Love> I give it two walking skeletons out of five<br />
[01:58] <@Fernin> movies like that are always more fun in a group<br />
[01:58] <LowEndLem> Two and a half from me<br />
[01:58] <LowEndLem> next time, bunnies<br />
[01:58] <@Dude_Love> Yeah, Watership fucking Down!<br />
[01:58] <@Fernin> 4 from me, that movie's kinda special to me<br />
[01:58] <LowEndLem> okay, MSLT3K over?<br />
[01:58] <@Dude_Love> Are we done here<br />
[01:59] <@Dude_Love> ?<br />
[01:59] <@Fernin> yup<br />
[01:59] * You were kicked by Dude_Love (We're done, take this!�)<br />
[01:59] * Attempting to rejoin channel #MSLT3K<br />
[01:59] * Rejoined channel #mslt3k<br />
[01:59] <LowEndLem> see you on the other side<br />
[01:59] * LowEndLem (~Lem47244@c.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has left #mslt3k<br />
[01:59] <@Dude_Love> Aww... autojoin<br />
[01:59] <Fernin> hehehe<br />
</blockquote></div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K/7&diff=7501MSLT3K/72009-09-27T05:01:33Z<p>Waspler: </p>
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<div>''Ed Wood'' was the sixth movie done by [[MSLT3K]]. The crew for this session consisted of [[Nekkoru]], [[Fernin]] and [[Captain_Pollution| Dude_Love]].<br />
<br />
==Log==<br />
<blockquote><br />
<br>[18:02] <@Vyyj> Okay, I'm ready<br />
<br>[18:02] <@Vyyj> You?<br />
<br>[18:03] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[18:03] <@Vyyj> Fig?<br />
<br>[18:04] <@Vyyj> Eh, time for a summoning<br />
<br>[18:04] <@Vyyj> Dude_Love!<br />
<br>[18:05] <@Dude_Love> Eh?<br />
<br>[18:05] <@Vyyj> You ready yet?<br />
<br>[18:05] <@Dude_Love> Fuck yeah!<br />
<br>[18:05] <@Vyyj> Then OK, Go!<br />
<br>[18:05] <@Vyyj> Touchstone!<br />
<br>[18:05] <@Dude_Love> I love black and whitemovies<br />
<br>[18:06] <@Fernin> same here<br />
<br>[18:06] <@Vyyj> Yup<br />
<br>[18:06] <@Vyyj> Criswell.<br />
<br>[18:06] <@Fernin> that's the name, I was trying to remember it<br />
<br>[18:07] <@Dude_Love> I love this music<br />
<br>[18:08] <@Vyyj> Gotta love styrofoam grave markers<br />
<br>[18:08] <@Vyyj> Haha, the octopus<br />
<br>[18:09] <@Vyyj> Like in Bride of the Monster<br />
<br>[18:09] <@Vyyj> And, of course, a flying sauce<br />
<br>[18:09] <@Vyyj> *saucer<br />
<br>[18:09] <@Fernin> of course<br />
<br>[18:09] <@Fernin> the suspected hubcaps<br />
<br>[18:09] <@Vyyj> Weren't those just plastic models from a hobby shop?<br />
<br>[18:10] <@Fernin> hm, I've heard a couple differing stories about em<br />
<br>[18:12] <@Vyyj> According to the greatest movie nerd I know, the general consensus is that it were plastic models<br />
<br>[18:12] <@Vyyj> Oh, bad review.<br />
<br>[18:12] <@Dude_Love> The soldiers' costumes were very realistic... haha<br />
<br>[18:13] <@Vyyj> Okay, I ate my pickles way too fast.<br />
<br>[18:13] <@Vyyj> Haha, we all know what happened to that sweater?<br />
<br>[18:14] <@Vyyj> Cool sunglasses there, bro<br />
<br>[18:14] <@Fernin> yep yep<br />
<br>[18:14] <@Dude_Love> You know he walks around smiling like a dope like that every day, too<br />
<br>[18:14] <@Vyyj> Stock footage.<br />
<br>[18:15] <@Fernin> entirely random stock footage<br />
<br>[18:15] <@Vyyj> Okay, I'm ready for part 2<br />
<br>[18:15] <@Vyyj> I buffered ahead<br />
<br>[18:15] <@Fernin> as am I<br />
<br>[18:15] <@Vyyj> Ready when you are<br />
<br>[18:15] <@Dude_Love> That was a fast ten minutes<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Dude_Love> I didn't buffer ahead, sorry, uno momento<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Fernin> well, it was mostly credits<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Vyyj> Okay, no problem<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Dude_Love> Still, it flew by<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Dude_Love> Credits usually go the slowest<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Vyyj> I have like 31 news items to read on my RSS list, so yeah<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Dude_Love> I think I was just digging that music so much....<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Dude_Love> Anyway, I'm ready<br />
<br>�03[18:17] * Dude_Love sets mode: +v MrBman<br />
<br>[18:17] <@Fernin> as am I<br />
<br>[18:19] <@Vyyj> Okay, let's go<br />
<br>[18:19] <@Dude_Love> We should do Citizen Kane one of these things...<br />
<br>[18:19] <@Vyyj> Sorry for the delay<br />
<br>[18:19] <@Vyyj> Okay, why not<br />
<br>[18:19] <@Fernin> hm, is that up on youtube?<br />
<br>[18:19] <@Dude_Love> No idea<br />
<br>[18:20] <@Dude_Love> I love how she talks....<br />
<br>[18:21] <@Fernin> who, Sarah Jessica Parker?<br />
<br>[18:21] <@Dude_Love> Yeah<br />
<br>[18:21] <@Dude_Love> I love all these super exagerated portrayals... it's overacting to the finest degree<br />
<br>[18:22] <@Vyyj> Haha, bringing out the best you can, I guess<br />
<br>[18:23] <@Fernin> laying it out on the table just like that, nice<br />
<br>[18:23] <@Vyyj> Some qualifications there<br />
<br>[18:24] <@Vyyj> It's him!<br />
<br>[18:24] <@Vyyj> IT'S HIM!<br />
<br>[18:24] <@Vyyj> IT'S MOTHERFUCKING BELA LUGOSI!<br />
<br>[18:24] <@Fernin> or, at least, someone doing a damn fine job of acting as him<br />
<br>[18:25] <@Fernin> I forget who the actor is already...<br />
<br>[18:26] <@Vyyj> Yeah, that's the place<br />
<br>[18:26] <@Dude_Love> Look at the sky...<br />
<br>[18:27] <@Vyyj> That's where Lugosi lived for the rest of his life, and where the last known piece of footage with him was shot by Ed Wood<br />
<br>[18:27] <@Fernin> indeed... bit of a sad end for such a legend<br />
<br>[18:28] <@Vyyj> To heck with you.<br />
<br>[18:28] <@Vyyj> Yes.<br />
<br>[18:29] <@Vyyj> Okay, ready<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Dude_Love> Me too<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Fernin> hold up, gonna grab dinner<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Dude_Love> !timebomb MyAss<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Lexiabot9000> Sorry, I've lost the privilege to speak. Try again later when I've been reactivated.<br />
<br>[18:30] * Dude_Love sets mode: +v Lexiabot9000<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Dude_Love> !timebomb MyAss<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Lexiabot9000> MyAss isn't here at the moment... So you'll have to do instead, Dude_Love<br />
<br>[18:30] * @Lexiabot9000 straps a bomb to Dude_Love's back. The display reads [24] seconds.<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Lexiabot9000> Defuse the bomb by cutting the correct wire. There are 8 wires. They are Teal Bisque Aquamarine Ruby Topaz Red Chestnut Apricot.<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Dude_Love> !snip Topaz<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Lexiabot9000> ,..snip....<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Lexiabot9000> The correct wire was actually Teal.<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Lexiabot9000> *BOOOM!*<br />
<br>[18:32] <@Vyyj> !timebomb Lexiabot9000<br />
<br>[18:32] * Vyyj was kicked by Lexiabot9000 (I will not tolerate this!)<br />
<br>[18:33] * Vyyj (~Vyyj@chello087206216080.chello.pl) has joined #sydlexia<br />
<br>[18:33] <Vyyj> Way to lose an op, I guess<br />
<br>[18:33] * Dude_Love sets mode: +o Vyyj<br />
<br>[18:34] <@Dude_Love> I think my commentary would be better on a movie I hadn't seen a million times<br />
<br>[18:34] <@Vyyj> Thank you.<br />
<br>[18:34] <@Vyyj> Meh, it's alright<br />
<br>[18:37] <@Fernin> back<br />
<br>[18:37] <@Vyyj> Okay<br />
<br>[18:37] <@Vyyj> We ready?<br />
<br>[18:37] <@Dude_Love> What're you supping on?<br />
<br>[18:38] <@Fernin> homemade mac and cheese<br />
<br>[18:38] <@Fernin> I'm ready<br />
<br>[18:38] <@Dude_Love> Ooh,very nice<br />
<br>[18:38] <@Dude_Love> I'm ready<br />
<br>[18:38] <@Vyyj> Okay, then<br />
<br>[18:38] <@Vyyj> Let's go<br />
<br>[18:39] <@Vyyj> Look at those jugs.<br />
<br>[18:39] <@Fernin> heh, perverted old geezer<br />
<br>[18:39] <@Fernin> I /love/ that accent<br />
<br>[18:41] <@Fernin> quite obvious that /someone/ just did drugs<br />
<br>[18:41] <@Vyyj> Yup.<br />
<br>[18:43] <@Dude_Love> ...lol<br />
<br>[18:43] <@Fernin> non-actors is a bad way to go... actors belong in films, non-actors just don't<br />
<br>[18:43] <@Vyyj> Bela's like "wtf?"<br />
<br>[18:44] <@Fernin> anyone his age would be like "wtf?"<br />
<br>[18:45] <@Dude_Love> What a wonderful pull back to the typewriter<br />
<br>[18:45] <@Vyyj> Yup<br />
<br>[18:45] <@Vyyj> Now he's going to come out of the closet.<br />
<br>[18:47] <@Fernin> ...yoiks, those are some homely "women"<br />
<br>[18:48] <@Vyyj> Jesus, transsexualism has gone a long way in fifty years<br />
<br>[18:48] <@Dude_Love> ./Pin-Down Girl/<br />
<br>[18:48] <@Dude_Love> Haha<br />
<br>[18:48] <@Vyyj> I'm ready<br />
<br>[18:48] <@Fernin> yep, ready<br />
<br>[18:49] <@Dude_Love> What does Version tell you, Nekky?<br />
<br>[18:49] <@Dude_Love> I'm ready<br />
<br>[18:49] <@Dude_Love> Err, no I'm not<br />
<br>[18:49] <@Dude_Love> Just a second<br />
<br>[18:49] <@Vyyj> Version?<br />
<br>[18:49] <@Vyyj> Oh<br />
<br>[18:49] <@Vyyj> Tells me what IRC client you're using<br />
<br>[18:50] <@Vyyj> /ctcp <someone> version<br />
<br>[18:50] <@Dude_Love> Oh... what'd it say?<br />
<br>[18:50] <@Vyyj> 00:05 [ctcp(Dude_Love)] VERSION<br />
<br>[18:50] <@Vyyj> 00:05 CTCP VERSION reply from Dude_Love: CGI:IRC 0.5 - http://cgiirc.sf.net/<br />
<br>[18:51] <@Dude_Love> Well I seem to be having some technical difficulties...<br />
<br>[18:51] <@Dude_Love> YouTube doesn't want to load this one for me<br />
<br>[18:51] <@Vyyj> Hmm.<br />
<br>[18:51] <@Fernin> what's it saying?<br />
<br>[18:51] <@Dude_Love> It just isn't loading, the circle thingy's just spinning<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Vyyj> We could take it up tomorrow, since we're stopped at a part if you need to<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Dude_Love> Oh, nevermind<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Dude_Love> It started<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Vyyj> No point in stopping now, but I just noticed that<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Dude_Love> Okay, ready<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Vyyj> Allright<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Vyyj> Let's go then<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Dude_Love> Wait<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Dude_Love> What'd you just notice?<br />
<br>[18:53] <@Vyyj> That we can do a movie in the space of two days or so<br />
<br>[18:53] <@Fernin> haha, no permit... nice<br />
<br>[18:54] <@Vyyj> I mean, if for some reason we can't continue in full team, then we could stop for the day<br />
<br>[18:55] <@Vyyj> Oh, now he did it<br />
<br>[18:56] <@Fernin> hm, very weird to hear Lugosi swearing like a sailor<br />
<br>[18:56] <@Fernin> anyone know if he was actually like that in real life?<br />
<br>[18:57] <@Vyyj> He certainly was alcoholic and he was addicted to morphine<br />
<br>[18:58] <@Dude_Love> Poor Ed<br />
<br>[18:58] <@Vyyj> Yeah.<br />
<br>[18:59] <@Fernin> shame his real girlfriend isn't as open minded as the scripted one<br />
<br>[19:00] <@Vyyj> Yeah<br />
<br>[19:02] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
<br>[19:03] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[19:03] <@Vyyj> So am I<br />
<br>[19:03] <@Vyyj> Go!<br />
<br>[19:03] <@Fernin> that car's not gonna last much longer<br />
<br>[19:04] <@Fernin> ...suddenly wrestling?<br />
<br>[19:04] <@Vyyj> Yeah<br />
<br>[19:04] <@Vyyj> It'll all make sense in a second<br />
<br>[19:05] <@Fernin> ohhh, of course<br />
<br>[19:05] <@Fernin> Tor<br />
<br>[19:05] <@Vyyj> Yup!<br />
<br>[19:05] <@Fernin> ...he's a furball<br />
<br>[19:08] <@Vyyj> That was Swan Lake!<br />
<br>[19:09] <@Vyyj> Hmm, I never noticed that, but Lugosi's accent is spot on slavic<br />
<br>[19:09] <@Fernin> Landau's, imdb finally loaded for me<br />
<br>[19:09] <@Vyyj> He even puts the accent on the second syllable from the end.<br />
<br>[19:09] <@Fernin> ha, foreshadowing... worst movie of all time<br />
<br>[19:10] <@Vyyj> Yeah<br />
<br>[19:11] <@Vyyj> Damn, his accent is really great<br />
<br>[19:12] <@Vyyj> Okay, he blew it.<br />
<br>[19:12] <@Fernin> sheesh, that jerk goes off script and gets mad at Bela...<br />
<br>[19:12] <@Vyyj> Yeah<br />
<br>[19:12] <@Vyyj> Poor Bela<br />
<br>[19:13] <@Vyyj> Ready when you are<br />
<br>[19:13] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[19:13] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
<br>[19:13] <@Vyyj> Go!<br />
<br>[19:14] <@Fernin> Ed really does seem like an overexcited little kid...<br />
<br>[19:15] <@Dude_Love> Like I said, you just know he goes around with that dopey smile on every day<br />
<br>[19:15] <@Vyyj> Well, for all we know, he might have been one.<br />
<br>[19:16] <@Fernin> fundraising party, always a good plan... sucks that it bombed<br />
<br>[19:16] <@Vyyj> Still, they met Criswell<br />
<br>[19:16] <@Dude_Love> Trying to take advantage of some poor girl...<br />
<br>[19:17] <@Fernin> some poor... /insane/ girl...<br />
<br>[19:18] <@Vyyj> That's some crazy hair<br />
<br>[19:20] <@Fernin> deja vu, anyone?<br />
<br>[19:21] <@Fernin> ...aside from the... slight door mishap, at least<br />
<br>[19:21] <@Vyyj> Yeah<br />
<br>[19:21] <@Vyyj> That door mishap was in the actual movei<br />
<br>[19:22] <@Dude_Love> What unenthusiastic whipping<br />
<br>[19:23] <@Dude_Love> Serves him right for trying to take advantage of her<br />
<br>[19:23] <@Vyyj> Huh.<br />
<br>[19:23] <@Vyyj> Okay.<br />
<br>[19:23] <@Dude_Love> Eh?<br />
<br>[19:24] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
<br>[19:24] <@Vyyj> Me too<br />
<br>[19:24] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[19:24] <@Vyyj> Go!<br />
<br>[19:24] <@Fernin> what was the "Huh. Okay." about?<br />
<br>[19:24] <@Dude_Love> Yeah?<br />
<br>[19:24] <@Vyyj> Nah, forget about it.<br />
<br>[19:25] <@Dude_Love> She acts like she just did some Special K....<br />
<br>[19:25] <@Fernin> I didn't realize anyone could sound that bored...<br />
<br>[19:27] <@Dude_Love> Billy Bob, heh<br />
<br>[19:27] <@Vyyj> Okay, ending change.<br />
<br>[19:28] <@Dude_Love> Heh, /that/ guy's calling him not too bright...<br />
<br>[19:28] <@Vyyj> Yup.<br />
<br>[19:28] <@Fernin> from 70, to 60, to 50 grand... <br />
<br>[19:28] <@Dude_Love> Ahem, /lef/tenant<br />
<br>[19:29] <@Fernin> I.am.act.ing!<br />
<br>[19:30] <@Vyyj> Jesus, they act like robots<br />
<br>[19:30] <@Dude_Love> I dig it<br />
<br>[19:30] <@Dude_Love> I love how caricatured everyone is in this movie<br />
<br>[19:33] <@Fernin> the octopus underwater which /wasn't/ fighting anyone...<br />
<br>[19:33] <@Vyyj> Yup<br />
<br>[19:34] <@Fernin> "Shake his legs around so it looks like he's killin' ya!" - he says it so simply, so enthusiastically, like it's so natural...<br />
<br>[19:34] <@Vyyj> Ready<br />
<br>[19:34] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[19:35] <@Dude_Love> Estoy listo<br />
<br>[19:35] <@Vyyj> Okay, go.<br />
<br>[19:37] <@Dude_Love> I don't know, Ed's a complex character<br />
<br>[19:37] <@Fernin> sheesh, how entirely rude of everyone<br />
<br>[19:38] <@Dude_Love> Sure he's got his five-year old exterior, but at the same time, he sure seems manipulative as fuck<br />
<br>[19:38] <@Dude_Love> Even to Bela, his "friend"<br />
<br>[19:38] <@Fernin> heh, very true<br />
<br>[19:40] <@Dude_Love> Whatever will be, will be...<br />
<br>[19:40] <@Fernin> que sera, sera<br />
<br>[19:42] <@Fernin> there's Swan Lake again<br />
<br>[19:42] <@Dude_Love> Quick life lesson: never stick out until someone finishes something<br />
<br>[19:43] <@Dude_Love> It really only makes it worse<br />
<br>[19:44] <@Fernin> there you are again, manipulative<br />
<br>[19:44] <@Fernin> hehehe, Plan 9<br />
<br>[19:45] <@Vyyj> Fuck yeah<br />
<br>[19:45] <@Vyyj> Just beaten Lance<br />
<br>[19:45] <@Vyyj> Part nine. We okay to go?<br />
<br>[19:45] <@Fernin> ...part 9? I just got to part 11...<br />
<br>[19:45] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
<br>[19:46] <@Dude_Love> I'm on nine...<br />
<br>[19:46] <@Fernin> dack<br />
<br>[19:46] <@Fernin> my bad, I skipped from part 7 to part 10, didn't even notice<br />
<br>[19:46] <@Vyyj> Huh<br />
<br>[19:46] <@Vyyj> Okay?<br />
<br>[19:47] <@Vyyj> Then go for part 9 now<br />
<br>[19:47] <@Fernin> that's alright, part nine is ready<br />
<br>[19:47] <@Vyyj> Okay, go then<br />
<br>[19:47] <@Dude_Love> Hey, so how did Bela get his morphine?<br />
<br>[19:47] <@Dude_Love> Was it like being addicted to prescription painkillers, or was he going through dealers?<br />
<br>[19:48] <@Vyyj> Prescriptions<br />
<br>[19:48] <@Vyyj> He had some health problems, if I remember correctly<br />
<br>[19:48] <@Vyyj> He was prescribed morphine<br />
<br>[19:48] <@Vyyj> He got addicted<br />
<br>[19:49] <@Dude_Love> You said he was an alcoholic, too, why wasn't that more prominent here?<br />
<br>[19:49] <@Vyyj> Dunno, the movie doesn't follow the real life too well actually<br />
<br>[19:49] <@Vyyj> Bela Lugosi had a wife by then, too<br />
<br>[19:49] <@Vyyj> And a son<br />
<br>[19:51] <@Dude_Love> Methadone?<br />
<br>[19:51] <@Vyyj> Yup<br />
<br>[19:51] <@Dude_Love> They had methadone back then?<br />
<br>[19:51] <@Dude_Love> I thought they didn't get methadone until like, the early '70s<br />
<br>[19:52] <@Dude_Love> "Those people are parasites"<br />
<br>[19:52] <@Dude_Love> Hah<br />
<br>[19:52] <@Vyyj> According to Wikipedia, this scene takes place in 1955<br />
<br>[19:52] <@Vyyj> Methadone was developed in 1937<br />
<br>[19:52] <@Vyyj> And it was introduced into the US ten years later<br />
<br>[19:53] <@Dude_Love> Huh....<br />
<br>[19:55] <@Vyyj> Okay! It's a happy ending right here<br />
<br>[19:56] <@Dude_Love> Wow, what convenient timing for the power to come back on<br />
<br>[19:56] <@Vyyj> Except it's not<br />
<br>[19:56] <@Fernin> it was convenient timing for it to cut out, to<br />
<br>[19:56] <@Fernin> too*<br />
<br>[19:56] <@Fernin> even in black and white, he looks pale as hell there...<br />
<br>[19:57] <@Dude_Love> This /is/ so exciting<br />
<br>[19:57] <@Vyyj> Okay, part 10.<br />
<br>[19:57] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
<br>[19:57] <@Vyyj> Ready<br />
<br>[19:57] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[19:58] <@Vyyj> Go!<br />
<br>[19:59] <@Dude_Love> I like Bride of the Atom better<br />
<br>[19:59] <@Dude_Love> I never saw it, though. I only saw Glen or Glenda and Plan 9<br />
<br>[20:00] <@Dude_Love> Anyone else suddenly reminded of Peewee Herman?<br />
<br>[20:00] <@Vyyj> Flying vegetables again.<br />
<br>[20:00] <@Vyyj> Ah, no. Popcorn.<br />
<br>[20:00] <@Fernin> nice how he lets them go in first<br />
<br>[20:02] <@Dude_Love> Haha, worst driving-off Greenscreen I've seen in a while, right there<br />
<br>[20:04] <@Vyyj> At least he went happy, I guess<br />
<br>[20:05] <@Fernin> he really is buried in his Dracula cape, I believe<br />
<br>[20:05] <@Vyyj> Yeah, he was buried in the cape<br />
<br>[20:05] <@Dude_Love> Yeah<br />
<br>[20:05] <@Vyyj> That wasn't his will, tho - they did it on request of his son and fourth wife<br />
<br>[20:05] <@Vyyj> But it was the actual cape used in the 1931 Dracula film<br />
<br>[20:05] <@Dude_Love> What instrument is that?<br />
<br>[20:05] <@Dude_Love> The stringed one that isn't being bowed... it's gone now<br />
<br>[20:06] <@Vyyj> The plucked one?<br />
<br>[20:06] <@Dude_Love> Yeah<br />
<br>[20:06] <@Vyyj> Sounds like a sitar or a mandolin<br />
<br>[20:07] <@Dude_Love> Eh, a bit...<br />
<br>[20:08] <@Fernin> first time someone in this movie correctly thought that Bela had passed on<br />
<br>[20:08] <@Vyyj> Yeah<br />
<br>[20:08] <@Fernin> ...also, first time someone politely said it, instead of "Ain't he dead?"<br />
<br>[20:09] <@Vyyj> It's very sad he died, but, I guess he went happy<br />
<br>[20:09] <@Vyyj> Part eleven<br />
<br>[20:09] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[20:09] <@Dude_Love> At the same time, it's nice he went happy, but it's a shame he'd go after just finally kicking the habit<br />
<br>[20:09] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
<br>[20:09] <@Vyyj> Go!<br />
<br>[20:10] <@Dude_Love> Hehe, the baptism<br />
<br>[20:10] <@Vyyj> You're watching part 12 or 11?<br />
<br>[20:11] <@Fernin> I think he's laughing in anticipation of what's to come<br />
<br>[20:11] <@Vyyj> Okay<br />
<br>[20:11] <@Dude_Love> When he said he wouldn't have any friends, did he remind either of you of Orson Welles in Citizen Kane?<br />
<br>[20:12] <@Vyyj> Never watched Citizen Kane fully<br />
<br>[20:13] <@Dude_Love> Oh, then we extra have to do it next<br />
<br>[20:13] <@Dude_Love> It doesn't appear to be on YouTube, though...<br />
<br>[20:13] <@Vyyj> Okay.<br />
<br>[20:13] <@Fernin> a swimming pool of holy water... there's gotta be something against that<br />
<br>[20:14] <@Vyyj> For vampires, totally<br />
<br>[20:14] <@Vyyj> You know what we should totally do, tho?<br />
<br>[20:14] <@Fernin> aw, I wanted to see him try to hold Tor up<br />
<br>[20:14] <@Vyyj> Battleship Potomkin<br />
<br>[20:15] <@Dude_Love> Is that really how it came to be Plan 9?<br />
<br>[20:16] <@Vyyj> Dunno<br />
<br>[20:16] <@Fernin> well, the wig doesn't look bad, at least...<br />
<br>[20:16] <@Vyyj> Gotta read up on it, I guess<br />
<br>[20:17] <@Vyyj> But Battleship Potomkin.<br />
<br>[20:17] <@Fernin> lol, grass carpet<br />
<br>[20:18] <@Vyyj> Battleship Potomkin was and still is considered one of the best films of all time<br />
<br>[20:18] <@Vyyj> Okay, so we're getting to see the climax<br />
<br>[20:19] <@Vyyj> *to the climax<br />
<br>[20:20] <@Vyyj> Ready.<br />
<br>[20:20] <@Dude_Love> Citizen Kane was and is considered one of the best films of all time<br />
<br>[20:20] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[20:20] <@Dude_Love> It was nominated for an oscar in every possible category when it was released, top that<br />
<br>[20:20] <@Vyyj> The Battleship Potemkin has been called one of the most influential propaganda films of all time, and was named the greatest film of all time at the World's Fair at Brussels, Belgium, in 1958.<br />
<br>[20:20] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
<br>[20:20] <@Vyyj> Go!<br />
<br>[20:21] <@Fernin> hm, Citizen Kane is pretty much widely considered the greatest film of all time, both when it was made and on through today<br />
<br>[20:21] <@Dude_Love> Orson, are you pondering what I'm pndering?<br />
<br>[20:22] <@Vyyj> Still, Potomkin was one hell of an achievement back then<br />
<br>[20:23] <@Fernin> and the famous stuck Tor scene<br />
<br>[20:24] <@Vyyj> I love how they recreated all the scenes in the movies<br />
<br>[20:25] <@Fernin> yeah, they did a great job with that<br />
<br>[20:27] <@Fernin> interesting that the folks are so much calmer at this premiere<br />
<br>[20:27] <@Vyyj> He wasn't late this time<br />
<br>[20:28] <@Dude_Love> What's the Dstand for?<br />
<br>[20:29] <@Vyyj> Davis<br />
<br>[20:30] <@Fernin> it's the one he'll be remembered for, alright<br />
<br>[20:31] <@Vyyj> OK, the ending and I'm off to sleep<br />
<br>[20:31] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
<br>[20:31] <@Vyyj> I'm going to start now, if you're ready, go right ahead<br />
<br>[20:31] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[20:31] <@Dude_Love> I liked Glen or Glenda better than Plan 9<br />
<br>[20:31] <@Vyyj> In the meantime, I bid you all good night and I will see you again tomorrow night<br />
<br>[20:32] <@Dude_Love> Night<br />
<br>[20:32] <@Fernin> night, Nekko<br />
<br>[20:34] <@Fernin> rather sad ending, almost no one went on to achieve success<br />
<br>[20:34] <@Dude_Love> THE END<br />
<br>[20:34] <@Dude_Love> Yeah, agreed<br />
<br>[20:34] <@Dude_Love> Good flick, overall<br />
<br>[20:34] <@Fernin> yup<br />
<br>[20:35] <@Dude_Love> And I'll say it again, the music is phenominal<br />
<br>[20:38] <@Dude_Love> THE END<br />
</blockquote></div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=MSLT3K/7&diff=7500MSLT3K/72009-09-27T04:51:01Z<p>Waspler: </p>
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<div>''Ed Wood'' was the sixth movie done by [[MSLT3K]]. The crew for this session consisted of [[Nekkoru]], [[Fernin]] and [[Captain_Pollution| Dude_Love]].<br />
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==Log==<br />
<blockquote><br />
<br>[18:02] <@Vyyj> Okay, I'm ready<br />
<br>[18:02] <@Vyyj> You?<br />
<br>[18:03] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[18:03] <@Vyyj> Fig?<br />
<br>[18:04] <@Vyyj> Eh, time for a summoning<br />
<br>[18:04] <@Vyyj> Dude_Love!<br />
<br>[18:05] <@Dude_Love> Eh?<br />
<br>[18:05] <@Vyyj> You ready yet?<br />
<br>[18:05] <@Dude_Love> Fuck yeah!<br />
<br>[18:05] <@Vyyj> Then OK, Go!<br />
<br>[18:05] <@Vyyj> Touchstone!<br />
<br>[18:05] <@Dude_Love> I love black and whitemovies<br />
<br>[18:06] <@Fernin> same here<br />
<br>[18:06] <@Vyyj> Yup<br />
<br>[18:06] <@Vyyj> Criswell.<br />
<br>[18:06] <@Fernin> that's the name, I was trying to remember it<br />
<br>[18:07] <@Dude_Love> I love this music<br />
<br>[18:08] <@Vyyj> Gotta love styrofoam grave markers<br />
<br>[18:08] <@Vyyj> Haha, the octopus<br />
<br>[18:09] <@Vyyj> Like in Bride of the Monster<br />
<br>[18:09] <@Vyyj> And, of course, a flying sauce<br />
<br>[18:09] <@Vyyj> *saucer<br />
<br>[18:09] <@Fernin> of course<br />
<br>[18:09] <@Fernin> the suspected hubcaps<br />
<br>[18:09] <@Vyyj> Weren't those just plastic models from a hobby shop?<br />
<br>[18:10] <@Fernin> hm, I've heard a couple differing stories about em<br />
<br>[18:12] <@Vyyj> According to the greatest movie nerd I know, the general consensus is that it were plastic models<br />
<br>[18:12] <@Vyyj> Oh, bad review.<br />
<br>[18:12] <@Dude_Love> The soldiers' costumes were very realistic... haha<br />
<br>[18:13] <@Vyyj> Okay, I ate my pickles way too fast.<br />
<br>[18:13] <@Vyyj> Haha, we all know what happened to that sweater?<br />
<br>[18:14] <@Vyyj> Cool sunglasses there, bro<br />
<br>[18:14] <@Fernin> yep yep<br />
<br>[18:14] <@Dude_Love> You know he walks around smiling like a dope like that every day, too<br />
<br>[18:14] <@Vyyj> Stock footage.<br />
<br>[18:15] <@Fernin> entirely random stock footage<br />
<br>[18:15] <@Vyyj> Okay, I'm ready for part 2<br />
<br>[18:15] <@Vyyj> I buffered ahead<br />
<br>[18:15] <@Fernin> as am I<br />
<br>[18:15] <@Vyyj> Ready when you are<br />
<br>[18:15] <@Dude_Love> That was a fast ten minutes<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Dude_Love> I didn't buffer ahead, sorry, uno momento<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Fernin> well, it was mostly credits<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Vyyj> Okay, no problem<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Dude_Love> Still, it flew by<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Dude_Love> Credits usually go the slowest<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Vyyj> I have like 31 news items to read on my RSS list, so yeah<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Dude_Love> I think I was just digging that music so much....<br />
<br>[18:16] <@Dude_Love> Anyway, I'm ready<br />
<br>�03[18:17] * Dude_Love sets mode: +v MrBman<br />
<br>[18:17] <@Fernin> as am I<br />
<br>[18:19] <@Vyyj> Okay, let's go<br />
<br>[18:19] <@Dude_Love> We should do Citizen Kane one of these things...<br />
<br>[18:19] <@Vyyj> Sorry for the delay<br />
<br>[18:19] <@Vyyj> Okay, why not<br />
<br>[18:19] <@Fernin> hm, is that up on youtube?<br />
<br>[18:19] <@Dude_Love> No idea<br />
<br>[18:20] <@Dude_Love> I love how she talks....<br />
<br>[18:21] <@Fernin> who, Sarah Jessica Parker?<br />
<br>[18:21] <@Dude_Love> Yeah<br />
<br>[18:21] <@Dude_Love> I love all these super exagerated portrayals... it's overacting to the finest degree<br />
<br>[18:22] <@Vyyj> Haha, bringing out the best you can, I guess<br />
<br>[18:23] <@Fernin> laying it out on the table just like that, nice<br />
<br>[18:23] <@Vyyj> Some qualifications there<br />
<br>[18:24] <@Vyyj> It's him!<br />
<br>[18:24] <@Vyyj> IT'S HIM!<br />
<br>[18:24] <@Vyyj> IT'S MOTHERFUCKING BELA LUGOSI!<br />
<br>[18:24] <@Fernin> or, at least, someone doing a damn fine job of acting as him<br />
<br>[18:25] <@Fernin> I forget who the actor is already...<br />
<br>[18:26] <@Vyyj> Yeah, that's the place<br />
<br>[18:26] <@Dude_Love> Look at the sky...<br />
<br>[18:27] <@Vyyj> That's where Lugosi lived for the rest of his life, and where the last known piece of footage with him was shot by Ed Wood<br />
<br>[18:27] <@Fernin> indeed... bit of a sad end for such a legend<br />
<br>[18:28] <@Vyyj> To heck with you.<br />
<br>[18:28] <@Vyyj> Yes.<br />
<br>[18:29] <@Vyyj> Okay, ready<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Dude_Love> Me too<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Fernin> hold up, gonna grab dinner<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Dude_Love> !timebomb MyAss<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Lexiabot9000> Sorry, I've lost the privilege to speak. Try again later when I've been reactivated.<br />
<br>[18:30] * Dude_Love sets mode: +v Lexiabot9000<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Dude_Love> !timebomb MyAss<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Lexiabot9000> MyAss isn't here at the moment... So you'll have to do instead, Dude_Love<br />
<br>[18:30] * @Lexiabot9000 straps a bomb to Dude_Love's back. The display reads [24] seconds.<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Lexiabot9000> Defuse the bomb by cutting the correct wire. There are 8 wires. They are Teal Bisque Aquamarine Ruby Topaz Red Chestnut Apricot.<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Dude_Love> !snip Topaz<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Lexiabot9000> ,..snip....<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Lexiabot9000> The correct wire was actually Teal.<br />
<br>[18:30] <@Lexiabot9000> *BOOOM!*<br />
<br>[18:32] <@Vyyj> !timebomb Lexiabot9000<br />
<br>[18:32] * Vyyj was kicked by Lexiabot9000 (I will not tolerate this!)<br />
<br>[18:33] * Vyyj (~Vyyj@chello087206216080.chello.pl) has joined #sydlexia<br />
<br>[18:33] <Vyyj> Way to lose an op, I guess<br />
<br>[18:33] * Dude_Love sets mode: +o Vyyj<br />
<br>[18:34] <@Dude_Love> I think my commentary would be better on a movie I hadn't seen a million times<br />
<br>[18:34] <@Vyyj> Thank you.<br />
<br>[18:34] <@Vyyj> Meh, it's alright<br />
<br>[18:37] <@Fernin> back<br />
<br>[18:37] <@Vyyj> Okay<br />
<br>[18:37] <@Vyyj> We ready?<br />
<br>[18:37] <@Dude_Love> What're you supping on?<br />
<br>[18:38] <@Fernin> homemade mac and cheese<br />
<br>[18:38] <@Fernin> I'm ready<br />
<br>[18:38] <@Dude_Love> Ooh,very nice<br />
<br>[18:38] <@Dude_Love> I'm ready<br />
<br>[18:38] <@Vyyj> Okay, then<br />
<br>[18:38] <@Vyyj> Let's go<br />
<br>[18:39] <@Vyyj> Look at those jugs.<br />
<br>[18:39] <@Fernin> heh, perverted old geezer<br />
<br>[18:39] <@Fernin> I /love/ that accent<br />
<br>[18:41] <@Fernin> quite obvious that /someone/ just did drugs<br />
<br>[18:41] <@Vyyj> Yup.<br />
<br>[18:43] <@Dude_Love> ...lol<br />
<br>[18:43] <@Fernin> non-actors is a bad way to go... actors belong in films, non-actors just don't<br />
<br>[18:43] <@Vyyj> Bela's like "wtf?"<br />
<br>[18:44] <@Fernin> anyone his age would be like "wtf?"<br />
<br>[18:45] <@Dude_Love> What a wonderful pull back to the typewriter<br />
<br>[18:45] <@Vyyj> Yup<br />
<br>[18:45] <@Vyyj> Now he's going to come out of the closet.<br />
<br>[18:47] <@Fernin> ...yoiks, those are some homely "women"<br />
<br>[18:48] <@Vyyj> Jesus, transsexualism has gone a long way in fifty years<br />
<br>[18:48] <@Dude_Love> ./Pin-Down Girl/<br />
<br>[18:48] <@Dude_Love> Haha<br />
<br>[18:48] <@Vyyj> I'm ready<br />
<br>[18:48] <@Fernin> yep, ready<br />
<br>[18:49] <@Dude_Love> What does Version tell you, Nekky?<br />
<br>[18:49] <@Dude_Love> I'm ready<br />
<br>[18:49] <@Dude_Love> Err, no I'm not<br />
<br>[18:49] <@Dude_Love> Just a second<br />
<br>[18:49] <@Vyyj> Version?<br />
<br>[18:49] <@Vyyj> Oh<br />
<br>[18:49] <@Vyyj> Tells me what IRC client you're using<br />
<br>[18:50] <@Vyyj> /ctcp <someone> version<br />
<br>[18:50] <@Dude_Love> Oh... what'd it say?<br />
<br>[18:50] <@Vyyj> 00:05 [ctcp(Dude_Love)] VERSION<br />
<br>[18:50] <@Vyyj> 00:05 CTCP VERSION reply from Dude_Love: CGI:IRC 0.5 - http://cgiirc.sf.net/<br />
<br>[18:51] <@Dude_Love> Well I seem to be having some technical difficulties...<br />
<br>[18:51] <@Dude_Love> YouTube doesn't want to load this one for me<br />
<br>[18:51] <@Vyyj> Hmm.<br />
<br>[18:51] <@Fernin> what's it saying?<br />
<br>[18:51] <@Dude_Love> It just isn't loading, the circle thingy's just spinning<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Vyyj> We could take it up tomorrow, since we're stopped at a part if you need to<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Dude_Love> Oh, nevermind<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Dude_Love> It started<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Vyyj> No point in stopping now, but I just noticed that<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Dude_Love> Okay, ready<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Vyyj> Allright<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Vyyj> Let's go then<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Dude_Love> Wait<br />
<br>[18:52] <@Dude_Love> What'd you just notice?<br />
<br>[18:53] <@Vyyj> That we can do a movie in the space of two days or so<br />
<br>[18:53] <@Fernin> haha, no permit... nice<br />
<br>[18:54] <@Vyyj> I mean, if for some reason we can't continue in full team, then we could stop for the day<br />
<br>[18:55] <@Vyyj> Oh, now he did it<br />
<br>[18:56] <@Fernin> hm, very weird to hear Lugosi swearing like a sailor<br />
<br>[18:56] <@Fernin> anyone know if he was actually like that in real life?<br />
<br>[18:57] <@Vyyj> He certainly was alcoholic and he was addicted to morphine<br />
<br>[18:58] <@Dude_Love> Poor Ed<br />
<br>[18:58] <@Vyyj> Yeah.<br />
<br>[18:59] <@Fernin> shame his real girlfriend isn't as open minded as the scripted one<br />
<br>[19:00] <@Vyyj> Yeah<br />
<br>[19:02] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
<br>[19:03] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[19:03] <@Vyyj> So am I<br />
<br>[19:03] <@Vyyj> Go!<br />
<br>[19:03] <@Fernin> that car's not gonna last much longer<br />
<br>[19:04] <@Fernin> ...suddenly wrestling?<br />
<br>[19:04] <@Vyyj> Yeah<br />
<br>[19:04] <@Vyyj> It'll all make sense in a second<br />
<br>[19:05] <@Fernin> ohhh, of course<br />
<br>[19:05] <@Fernin> Tor<br />
<br>[19:05] <@Vyyj> Yup!<br />
<br>[19:05] <@Fernin> ...he's a furball<br />
<br>[19:08] <@Vyyj> That was Swan Lake!<br />
<br>[19:09] <@Vyyj> Hmm, I never noticed that, but Lugosi's accent is spot on slavic<br />
<br>[19:09] <@Fernin> Landau's, imdb finally loaded for me<br />
<br>[19:09] <@Vyyj> He even puts the accent on the second syllable from the end.<br />
<br>[19:09] <@Fernin> ha, foreshadowing... worst movie of all time<br />
<br>[19:10] <@Vyyj> Yeah<br />
<br>[19:11] <@Vyyj> Damn, his accent is really great<br />
<br>[19:12] <@Vyyj> Okay, he blew it.<br />
<br>[19:12] <@Fernin> sheesh, that jerk goes off script and gets mad at Bela...<br />
<br>[19:12] <@Vyyj> Yeah<br />
<br>[19:12] <@Vyyj> Poor Bela<br />
<br>[19:13] <@Vyyj> Ready when you are<br />
<br>[19:13] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[19:13] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
<br>[19:13] <@Vyyj> Go!<br />
<br>[19:14] <@Fernin> Ed really does seem like an overexcited little kid...<br />
<br>[19:15] <@Dude_Love> Like I said, you just know he goes around with that dopey smile on every day<br />
<br>[19:15] <@Vyyj> Well, for all we know, he might have been one.<br />
<br>[19:16] <@Fernin> fundraising party, always a good plan... sucks that it bombed<br />
<br>[19:16] <@Vyyj> Still, they met Criswell<br />
<br>[19:16] <@Dude_Love> Trying to take advantage of some poor girl...<br />
<br>[19:17] <@Fernin> some poor... /insane/ girl...<br />
<br>[19:18] <@Vyyj> That's some crazy hair<br />
<br>[19:20] <@Fernin> deja vu, anyone?<br />
<br>[19:21] <@Fernin> ...aside from the... slight door mishap, at least<br />
<br>[19:21] <@Vyyj> Yeah<br />
<br>[19:21] <@Vyyj> That door mishap was in the actual movei<br />
<br>[19:22] <@Dude_Love> What unenthusiastic whipping<br />
<br>[19:23] <@Dude_Love> Serves him right for trying to take advantage of her<br />
<br>[19:23] <@Vyyj> Huh.<br />
<br>[19:23] <@Vyyj> Okay.<br />
<br>[19:23] <@Dude_Love> Eh?<br />
<br>[19:24] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
<br>[19:24] <@Vyyj> Me too<br />
<br>[19:24] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[19:24] <@Vyyj> Go!<br />
<br>[19:24] <@Fernin> what was the "Huh. Okay." about?<br />
<br>[19:24] <@Dude_Love> Yeah?<br />
<br>[19:24] <@Vyyj> Nah, forget about it.<br />
<br>[19:25] <@Dude_Love> She acts like she just did some Special K....<br />
<br>[19:25] <@Fernin> I didn't realize anyone could sound that bored...<br />
<br>[19:27] <@Dude_Love> Billy Bob, heh<br />
<br>[19:27] <@Vyyj> Okay, ending change.<br />
<br>[19:28] <@Dude_Love> Heh, /that/ guy's calling him not too bright...<br />
<br>[19:28] <@Vyyj> Yup.<br />
<br>[19:28] <@Fernin> from 70, to 60, to 50 grand... <br />
<br>[19:28] <@Dude_Love> Ahem, /lef/tenant<br />
<br>[19:29] <@Fernin> I.am.act.ing!<br />
<br>[19:30] <@Vyyj> Jesus, they act like robots<br />
<br>[19:30] <@Dude_Love> I dig it<br />
<br>[19:30] <@Dude_Love> I love how caricatured everyone is in this movie<br />
<br>[19:33] <@Fernin> the octopus underwater which /wasn't/ fighting anyone...<br />
<br>[19:33] <@Vyyj> Yup<br />
<br>[19:34] <@Fernin> "Shake his legs around so it looks like he's killin' ya!" - he says it so simply, so enthusiastically, like it's so natural...<br />
<br>[19:34] <@Vyyj> Ready<br />
<br>[19:34] <@Fernin> ready<br />
<br>[19:35] <@Dude_Love> Estoy listo<br />
<br>[19:35] <@Vyyj> Okay, go.<br />
<br>[19:37] <@Dude_Love> I don't know, Ed's a complex character<br />
<br>[19:37] <@Fernin> sheesh, how entirely rude of everyone<br />
<br>[19:38] <@Dude_Love> Sure he's got his five-year old exterior, but at the same time, he sure seems manipulative as fuck<br />
<br>[19:38] <@Dude_Love> Even to Bela, his "friend"<br />
<br>[19:38] <@Fernin> heh, very true<br />
<br>[19:40] <@Dude_Love> Whatever will be, will be...<br />
<br>[19:40] <@Fernin> que sera, sera<br />
<br>[19:42] <@Fernin> there's Swan Lake again<br />
<br>[19:42] <@Dude_Love> Quick life lesson: never stick out until someone finishes something<br />
<br>[19:43] <@Dude_Love> It really only makes it worse<br />
<br>[19:44] <@Fernin> there you are again, manipulative<br />
<br>[19:44] <@Fernin> hehehe, Plan 9<br />
<br>[19:45] <@Vyyj> Fuck yeah<br />
<br>[19:45] <@Vyyj> Just beaten Lance<br />
<br>[19:45] <@Vyyj> Part nine. We okay to go?<br />
<br>[19:45] <@Fernin> ...part 9? I just got to part 11...<br />
<br>[19:45] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
<br>[19:46] <@Dude_Love> I'm on nine...<br />
<br>[19:46] <@Fernin> dack<br />
<br>[19:46] <@Fernin> my bad, I skipped from part 7 to part 10, didn't even notice<br />
<br>[19:46] <@Vyyj> Huh<br />
<br>[19:46] <@Vyyj> Okay?<br />
<br>[19:47] <@Vyyj> Then go for part 9 now<br />
<br>[19:47] <@Fernin> that's alright, part nine is ready<br />
<br>[19:47] <@Vyyj> Okay, go then<br />
<br>[19:47] <@Dude_Love> Hey, so how did Bela get his morphine?<br />
<br>[19:47] <@Dude_Love> Was it like being addicted to prescription painkillers, or was he going through dealers?<br />
<br>[19:48] <@Vyyj> Prescriptions<br />
<br>[19:48] <@Vyyj> He had some health problems, if I remember correctly<br />
<br>[19:48] <@Vyyj> He was prescribed morphine<br />
<br>[19:48] <@Vyyj> He got addicted<br />
<br>[19:49] <@Dude_Love> You said he was an alcoholic, too, why wasn't that more prominent here?<br />
<br>[19:49] <@Vyyj> Dunno, the movie doesn't follow the real life too well actually<br />
<br>[19:49] <@Vyyj> Bela Lugosi had a wife by then, too<br />
<br>[19:49] <@Vyyj> And a son<br />
<br>[19:51] <@Dude_Love> Methadone?<br />
<br>[19:51] <@Vyyj> Yup<br />
<br>[19:51] <@Dude_Love> They had methadone back then?<br />
<br>[19:51] <@Dude_Love> I thought they didn't get methadone until like, the early '70s<br />
<br>[19:52] <@Dude_Love> "Those people are parasites"<br />
<br>[19:52] <@Dude_Love> Hah<br />
<br>[19:52] <@Vyyj> According to Wikipedia, this scene takes place in 1955<br />
<br>[19:52] <@Vyyj> Methadone was developed in 1937<br />
<br>[19:52] <@Vyyj> And it was introduced into the US ten years later<br />
<br>[19:53] <@Dude_Love> Huh....<br />
<br>[19:55] <@Vyyj> Okay! It's a happy ending right here<br />
<br>[19:56] <@Dude_Love> Wow, what convenient timing for the power to come back on<br />
<br>[19:56] <@Vyyj> Except it's not<br />
<br>[19:56] <@Fernin> it was convenient timing for it to cut out, to<br />
<br>[19:56] <@Fernin> too*<br />
<br>[19:56] <@Fernin> even in black and white, he looks pale as hell there...<br />
<br>[19:57] <@Dude_Love> This /is/ so exciting<br />
<br>[19:57] <@Vyyj> Okay, part 10.<br />
<br>[19:57] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
<br>[19:57] <@Vyyj> Ready<br />
[19:57] <@Fernin> ready<br />
[19:58] <@Vyyj> Go!<br />
[19:59] <@Dude_Love> I like Bride of the Atom better<br />
[19:59] <@Dude_Love> I never saw it, though. I only saw Glen or Glenda and Plan 9<br />
[20:00] <@Dude_Love> Anyone else suddenly reminded of Peewee Herman?<br />
[20:00] <@Vyyj> Flying vegetables again.<br />
[20:00] <@Vyyj> Ah, no. Popcorn.<br />
[20:00] <@Fernin> nice how he lets them go in first<br />
[20:02] <@Dude_Love> Haha, worst driving-off Greenscreen I've seen in a while, right there<br />
[20:04] <@Vyyj> At least he went happy, I guess<br />
[20:05] <@Fernin> he really is buried in his Dracula cape, I believe<br />
[20:05] <@Vyyj> Yeah, he was buried in the cape<br />
[20:05] <@Dude_Love> Yeah<br />
[20:05] <@Vyyj> That wasn't his will, tho - they did it on request of his son and fourth wife<br />
[20:05] <@Vyyj> But it was the actual cape used in the 1931 Dracula film<br />
[20:05] <@Dude_Love> What instrument is that?<br />
[20:05] <@Dude_Love> The stringed one that isn't being bowed... it's gone now<br />
[20:06] <@Vyyj> The plucked one?<br />
[20:06] <@Dude_Love> Yeah<br />
[20:06] <@Vyyj> Sounds like a sitar or a mandolin<br />
[20:07] <@Dude_Love> Eh, a bit...<br />
[20:08] <@Fernin> first time someone in this movie correctly thought that Bela had passed on<br />
[20:08] <@Vyyj> Yeah<br />
[20:08] <@Fernin> ...also, first time someone politely said it, instead of "Ain't he dead?"<br />
[20:09] <@Vyyj> It's very sad he died, but, I guess he went happy<br />
[20:09] <@Vyyj> Part eleven<br />
[20:09] <@Fernin> ready<br />
[20:09] <@Dude_Love> At the same time, it's nice he went happy, but it's a shame he'd go after just finally kicking the habit<br />
[20:09] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
[20:09] <@Vyyj> Go!<br />
[20:10] <@Dude_Love> Hehe, the baptism<br />
[20:10] <@Vyyj> You're watching part 12 or 11?<br />
[20:11] <@Fernin> I think he's laughing in anticipation of what's to come<br />
[20:11] <@Vyyj> Okay<br />
[20:11] <@Dude_Love> When he said he wouldn't have any friends, did he remind either of you of Orson Welles in Citizen Kane?<br />
[20:12] <@Vyyj> Never watched Citizen Kane fully<br />
[20:13] <@Dude_Love> Oh, then we extra have to do it next<br />
[20:13] <@Dude_Love> It doesn't appear to be on YouTube, though...<br />
[20:13] <@Vyyj> Okay.<br />
[20:13] <@Fernin> a swimming pool of holy water... there's gotta be something against that<br />
[20:14] <@Vyyj> For vampires, totally<br />
[20:14] <@Vyyj> You know what we should totally do, tho?<br />
[20:14] <@Fernin> aw, I wanted to see him try to hold Tor up<br />
[20:14] <@Vyyj> Battleship Potomkin<br />
[20:15] <@Dude_Love> Is that really how it came to be Plan 9?<br />
[20:16] <@Vyyj> Dunno<br />
[20:16] <@Fernin> well, the wig doesn't look bad, at least...<br />
[20:16] <@Vyyj> Gotta read up on it, I guess<br />
[20:17] <@Vyyj> But Battleship Potomkin.<br />
[20:17] <@Fernin> lol, grass carpet<br />
[20:18] <@Vyyj> Battleship Potomkin was and still is considered one of the best films of all time<br />
[20:18] <@Vyyj> Okay, so we're getting to see the climax<br />
[20:19] <@Vyyj> *to the climax<br />
[20:20] <@Vyyj> Ready.<br />
[20:20] <@Dude_Love> Citizen Kane was and is considered one of the best films of all time<br />
[20:20] <@Fernin> ready<br />
[20:20] <@Dude_Love> It was nominated for an oscar in every possible category when it was released, top that<br />
[20:20] <@Vyyj> The Battleship Potemkin has been called one of the most influential propaganda films of all time, and was named the greatest film of all time at the World's Fair at Brussels, Belgium, in 1958.<br />
[20:20] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
[20:20] <@Vyyj> Go!<br />
[20:21] <@Fernin> hm, Citizen Kane is pretty much widely considered the greatest film of all time, both when it was made and on through today<br />
[20:21] <@Dude_Love> Orson, are you pondering what I'm pndering?<br />
[20:22] <@Vyyj> Still, Potomkin was one hell of an achievement back then<br />
[20:23] <@Fernin> and the famous stuck Tor scene<br />
[20:24] <@Vyyj> I love how they recreated all the scenes in the movies<br />
[20:25] <@Fernin> yeah, they did a great job with that<br />
[20:27] <@Fernin> interesting that the folks are so much calmer at this premiere<br />
[20:27] <@Vyyj> He wasn't late this time<br />
[20:28] <@Dude_Love> What's the Dstand for?<br />
[20:29] <@Vyyj> Davis<br />
[20:30] <@Fernin> it's the one he'll be remembered for, alright<br />
[20:31] <@Vyyj> OK, the ending and I'm off to sleep<br />
[20:31] <@Dude_Love> Ready<br />
[20:31] <@Vyyj> I'm going to start now, if you're ready, go right ahead<br />
[20:31] <@Fernin> ready<br />
[20:31] <@Dude_Love> I liked Glen or Glenda better than Plan 9<br />
[20:31] <@Vyyj> In the meantime, I bid you all good night and I will see you again tomorrow night<br />
[20:32] <@Dude_Love> Night<br />
[20:32] <@Fernin> night, Nekko<br />
[20:34] <@Fernin> rather sad ending, almost no one went on to achieve success<br />
[20:34] <@Dude_Love> THE END<br />
[20:34] <@Dude_Love> Yeah, agreed<br />
[20:34] <@Dude_Love> Good flick, overall<br />
[20:34] <@Fernin> yup<br />
[20:35] <@Dude_Love> And I'll say it again, the music is phenominal<br />
[20:38] <@Dude_Love> THE END<br />
</blockquote></div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Captain_Pollution&diff=7475Captain Pollution2009-09-20T04:43:01Z<p>Waspler: </p>
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<div>Captain_Pollution is quite a guy, he's got a lot of experience under his belt, and a lot of experience below his belt. He will blow you away, if you give him the chance. He was in the 2009 Forum Battle, but lost in his first match. He blames this on Hacker. Read on to learn more, young follower!<br />
<br />
== Names ==<br />
<br />
Captain_Pollution goes by many names. On the forums he once went by Bobashotmace, but he's dead now. On the IRC room he goes by Captain_Pollution, Bobashotmace, Bobshot, Scotch_Whisky, Doctor_Owns-a-Lot, PepsiCola, FigNewton, and Dude_Love. He changed his name to Captain_Pollution due to a trivia question to which the answer was Captain Pollution. This made him laugh. He then added an underscore, changed his name, and a legend was born. Also, he digs it when people call him "Cap".<br />
<br />
== Instruments He Plays ==<br />
<br />
*Guitar<br />
*Piano<br />
*Ukulele<br />
*Recorder<br />
*Bass Guitar<br />
*A bunch more he can't think of right now<br />
<br />
== People He's Met ==<br />
<br />
Fucking Slash, owned.<br />
<br />
== Favourite Things ==<br />
<br />
*Film - Trainspotting<br />
*Cartoon Film - An American Tail<br />
*Cartoon - Tiny Toon Adventures<br />
*Author - Hunter S. Thompson<br />
*Book - /The Watch That Ends the Night/ by Hugh MacLennan<br />
*Band - Either Alice in Chains, or Pantera, depending on the day<br />
*Album - Either Blind Melon by Blind Melon or Appetite for Destruction by Guns N' Roses<br />
*Song - Rebel Yell by Children of Bodom (I just fucking love Laiho's voice on that song)<br />
*Video Game - Contra<br />
*NES Game - Zelda II<br />
*Arcade Game - Tempest<br />
*Game Series - Sonic the Hedgehog<br />
*Animator - Bob Clampett<br />
*Rock Band - Nazareth<br />
*Food - McDonald's<br />
*Meat - Chicken, or turkey. Any bird is good however.<br />
*Juice - Orange<br />
*Cola - Coca-Soda<br />
*Mortal Kombat Character - Scorpion<br />
*Genre of Music - Alt. Rock<br />
*Board Game - Settlers of Catan<br />
*Decade - The '80s, it WOULD be the '90s, but they fucked it up during the second half<br />
*Sport to Play - Curling<br />
*Sport to Watch - Baseball<br />
*Number - 1972<br />
<br />
== Fun Facts ==<br />
<br />
*He is an Occular Albino. This means he gets the poor vision and mind-blowingly horrible headaches that come with Occulataneous (probably spelled wrong, but I don't fucking care) Albinism, but without the pale skin, or hair. Instead, he gets pale eyes (NOTE:Albinos do NOT have red eyes) But he DOES get to technically be an albino, so it's alright, he guesses.<br />
*Doesn't like Lexy, but that's because the bot doesn't like him. Don't believe me? Tell that to his (somewhere around) 400 point losing streak (he estimates, that's a minimum BTW).<br />
*The first tape he ever bought was The Tragically Hip's Fully Completely. Since you are all mostly Americans, he assumes you haven't heard of them (Except SoldierHawk). To remedy this, he recommends you go listen to them. Fully Completely is his favorite album of theirs, most people's is Road Apples, though. His favorite song of theirs is "Poets".<br />
*According to the Belief-O-Matic is Therevada Bhuddist.<br />
*He refers to Arlock as Naunie. This is a Japanese word that means "The Arlock Cock".<br />
<br />
== Th-th-th-that's All Folks! ==<br />
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Or as he is prone to say, Da Svedanya!<br />
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[[Category:Forum Members]]<br />
[[Category:Forum Members From Canada]]</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Captain_Pollution&diff=7451Captain Pollution2009-09-17T01:56:16Z<p>Waspler: </p>
<hr />
<div>Captain_Pollution is quite a guy, he's got a lot of experience under his belt, and a lot of experience below his belt. He will blow you away, if you give him the chance. He was in the 2009 Forum Battle, but lost in his first match. He blames this on Hacker. Read on to learn more, young follower!<br />
<br />
== Names ==<br />
<br />
Captain_Pollution goes by many names. On the forums he once went by Bobashotmace, but he's dead now. On the IRC room he goes by Captain_Pollution, Bobashotmace, Bobshot, Scotch_Whisky, Doctor_Owns-a-Lot, PepsiCola, FigNewton, and Dude_Love. He changed his name to Captain_Pollution due to a trivia question to which the answer was Captain Pollution. This made him laugh. He then added an underscore, changed his name, and a legend was born. Also, he digs it when people call him "Cap".<br />
<br />
== Instruments He Plays ==<br />
<br />
*Guitar<br />
*Piano<br />
*Ukulele<br />
*Recorder<br />
*Bass Guitar<br />
*A bunch more he can't think of right now<br />
<br />
== People He's Met ==<br />
<br />
Fucking Slash, owned.<br />
<br />
== Favorite Things ==<br />
<br />
*Film - Trainspotting<br />
*Cartoon Film - An American Tail<br />
*Cartoon - Tiny Toon Adventures<br />
*Author - Hunter S. Thompson<br />
*Book - The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway<br />
*Band - Either Alice in Chains, or Pantera, depending on the day<br />
*Album - Either Blind Melon by Blind Melon or Appetite for Destruction by Guns N' Roses<br />
*Song - Rebel Yell by Children of Bodom (I just fucking love Laiho's voice on that song)<br />
*Video Game - Contra<br />
*NES Game - Zelda II<br />
*Arcade Game - Tempest<br />
*Game Series - Sonic the Hedgehog<br />
*Animator - Bob Clampett<br />
*Rock Band - Nazareth<br />
*Food - McDonald's<br />
*Meat - Chicken, or turkey. Any bird is good however.<br />
*Juice - Orange<br />
*Cola - Coca-Soda<br />
*Mortal Kombat Character - Scorpion<br />
*Genre of Music - Alt. Rock<br />
*Board Game - Settlers of Catan<br />
*Decade - The '80s, it WOULD be the '90s, but they fucked it up during the second half<br />
*Sport to Play - Curling<br />
*Sport to Watch - Baseball<br />
*Number - 1972<br />
<br />
== Fun Facts ==<br />
<br />
*He is an Occular Albino. This means he gets the poor vision and mind-blowingly horrible headaches that come with Occulataneous (probably spelled wrong, but I don't fucking care) Albinism, but without the pale skin, or hair. Instead, he gets pale eyes (NOTE:Albinos do NOT have red eyes) But he DOES get to technically be an albino, so it's alright, he guesses.<br />
*Doesn't like Lexy, but that's because the bot doesn't like him. Don't believe me? Tell that to his (somewhere around) 400 point losing streak (he estimates, that's a minimum BTW).<br />
*The first tape he ever bought was The Tragically Hip's Fully Completely. Since you are all mostly Americans, he assumes you haven't heard of them (Except SoldierHawk). To remedy this, he recommends you go listen to them. Fully Completely is his favorite album of theirs, most people's is Road Apples, though. His favorite song of theirs is "Poets".<br />
*According to the Belief-O-Matic is Therevada Bhuddist.<br />
*He refers to Arlock as Naunie. This is a Japanese word that means "The Arlock Cock".<br />
<br />
== Th-th-th-that's All Folks! ==<br />
<br />
Or as he is prone to say, Da Svedanya!<br />
<br />
[[Category:Forum Members]]<br />
[[Category:Forum Members From Canada]]</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=100_Best_SNES_Games_Ever:_Forumer_Comments&diff=6349100 Best SNES Games Ever: Forumer Comments2009-06-01T06:43:38Z<p>Waspler: </p>
<hr />
<div>On November the 30th of the year 2007, Syd (in conjunction with Valdronius, greeneyedzeke, Douche McCallister, Darkmaze, Knyte, and Murdar Machine) published the article "[http://www.sydlexia.com/top100snes.htm The 100 Best SNES Games Ever]". A year and a half later, a forum newbie, Brut, suggested giving Forum Members the capability to comment on each of the 100 selected games. This is a place for members to post said comments. The games are listed in descending order. <br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes100.htm NHL '94] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes99.htm Stunt Race FX] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes98.htm The Death And Return Of Superman] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes97.htm Super Adventure Island II] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes96.htm Ys III: Wanderers from Ys] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes95.htm Out of This World ] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes94.htm Tetris Attack] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes93.htm Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes92.htm Secret of the Stars] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes91.htm Sunset Riders] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes90.htm Super Star Wars: Return of the Jedi] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes89.htm Mega Man Soccer] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes88.htm Earthworm Jim 2] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes87.htm Street Fighter II] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes86.htm Desert Strike: Return to the Gulf] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes85.htm Disney's Aladdin] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes84.htm Saturday Night Slam Masters] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes83.htm Batman Returns] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes82.htm WCW SuperBrawl Wrestling] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes81.htm Tiny Toon Adventures: Buster Busts Loose] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes80.htm Super Turrican] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes79.htm The Adventures of Batman & Robin] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes78.htm Super Scope 6] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes77.htm Uniracers] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes76.htm X-Men: Mutant Apocalypse] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes75.htm Super Adventure Island] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes74.htm King of the Monsters] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes73.htm Super Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes72.htm NBA Jam] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes71.htm Breath of Fire] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes70.htm Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes69.htm Demon's Crest] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes68.htm Castlevania: Dracula X] ==<br />
=== Cameron ===<br />
I always thought that Richter moved so slow in this game to the point where it became distracting and unbearable.<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes67.htm Knights of the Round] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes66.htm ActRaiser 2] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes65.htm Cybernator] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes64.htm Pocky & Rocky] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes63.htm Tecmo Super Bowl III: Final Edition] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes62.htm WWF Royal Rumble] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes61.htm Harvest Moon] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes60.htm Super Double Dragon] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes59.htm R-Type III] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes58.htm Mortal Kombat 3] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes57.htm Jurassic Park] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes56.htm Super Street Fighter II] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes55.htm Battletoads in Battlemaniacs] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes54.htm Super Bomberman 2] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes53.htm Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes52.htm Gradius III] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes51.htm Mega Man 7] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes50.htm Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals ] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes49.htm EVO: Search For Eden] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes48.htm Legend of the Mystical Ninja] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes47.htm Pilotwings] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes46.htm Final Fight] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes45.htm Super Bomberman] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes44.htm Super Mario All-Stars] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes43.htm Super Star Wars] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes42.htm Kirby Super Star] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes41.htm Sparkster] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes40.htm Lufia and the Fortress of Doom] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes39.htm Shadowrun] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes38.htm Earthworm Jim] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes37.htm Super R-Type] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes36.htm Super Smash TV] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes35.htm Mario Paint] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes34.htm Killer Instinct] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes33.htm Mega Man X3] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes32.htm Spider-Man & Venom: Maximum Carnage] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes31.htm SimCity] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes30.htm Secret of Evermore] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes29.htm Ogre Battle: The March of the Black Queen] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes28.htm Soul Blazer] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes27.htm Mega Man x2] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes26.htm Super Punch-Out!!] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes25.htm Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles In Time] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes24.htm Zombies Ate My Neighbors] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes23.htm F-Zero] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes22.htm Illusion of Gaia] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes21.htm Breath of Fire II] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes20.htm Mortal Kombat II] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes19.htm Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes18.htm Super Mario Kart] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes17.htm Star Fox] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes16.htm Donkey Kong Country] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes15.htm Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes14.htm Contra III: The Alien Wars] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes13.htm ActRaiser] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes12.htm Secret of Mana] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes11.htm Super Castlevania IV] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes10.htm Street Fighter II Turbo: Hyper Fighting] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes9.htm EarthBound] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes8.htm Final Fantasy II] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes7.htm Mega Man X] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes6.htm Chrono Trigger] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes5.htm Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes4.htm Super Mario World] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes3.htm Final Fantasy III] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes2.htm Super Metroid] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes1.htm The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past] ==<br />
=== Cameron ===<br />
I'd say this is one of the most overrated games of all time, however everyone I've mentioned it to seems to disagree, so maybe I'm wrong. Maybe not.</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=100_Best_SNES_Games_Ever:_Forumer_Comments&diff=6348100 Best SNES Games Ever: Forumer Comments2009-06-01T06:39:50Z<p>Waspler: </p>
<hr />
<div>On November the 30th of the year 2007, Syd (in conjunction with Valdronius, greeneyedzeke, Douche McCallister, Darkmaze, Knyte, and Murdar Machine) published the article "[http://www.sydlexia.com/top100snes.htm The 100 Best SNES Games Ever]". A year and a half later, a forum newbie, Brut, suggested giving Forum Members the capability to comment on each of the 100 selected games. This is a place for members to post said comments. The games are listed in descending order. <br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes100.htm NHL '94] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes99.htm Stunt Race FX] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes98.htm The Death And Return Of Superman] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes97.htm Super Adventure Island II] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes96.htm Ys III: Wanderers from Ys] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes95.htm Out of This World ] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes94.htm Tetris Attack] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes93.htm Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes92.htm Secret of the Stars] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes91.htm Sunset Riders] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes90.htm Super Star Wars: Return of the Jedi] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes89.htm Mega Man Soccer] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes88.htm Earthworm Jim 2] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes87.htm Street Fighter II] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes86.htm Desert Strike: Return to the Gulf] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes85.htm Disney's Aladdin] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes84.htm Saturday Night Slam Masters] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes83.htm Batman Returns] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes82.htm WCW SuperBrawl Wrestling] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes81.htm Tiny Toon Adventures: Buster Busts Loose] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes80.htm Super Turrican] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes79.htm The Adventures of Batman & Robin] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes78.htm Super Scope 6] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes77.htm Uniracers] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes76.htm X-Men: Mutant Apocalypse] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes75.htm Super Adventure Island] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes74.htm King of the Monsters] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes73.htm Super Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes72.htm NBA Jam] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes71.htm Breath of Fire] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes70.htm Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes69.htm Demon's Crest] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes68.htm Castlevania: Dracula X] ==<br />
=== Cameron === I always thought that Richter moved so slow in this game to the point where it became distracting and unbearable.<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes67.htm Knights of the Round] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes66.htm ActRaiser 2] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes65.htm Cybernator] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes64.htm Pocky & Rocky] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes63.htm Tecmo Super Bowl III: Final Edition] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes62.htm WWF Royal Rumble] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes61.htm Harvest Moon] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes60.htm Super Double Dragon] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes59.htm R-Type III] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes58.htm Mortal Kombat 3] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes57.htm Jurassic Park] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes56.htm Super Street Fighter II] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes55.htm Battletoads in Battlemaniacs] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes54.htm Super Bomberman 2] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes53.htm Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes52.htm Gradius III] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes51.htm Mega Man 7] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes50.htm Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals ] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes49.htm EVO: Search For Eden] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes48.htm Legend of the Mystical Ninja] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes47.htm Pilotwings] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes46.htm Final Fight] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes45.htm Super Bomberman] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes44.htm Super Mario All-Stars] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes43.htm Super Star Wars] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes42.htm Kirby Super Star] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes41.htm Sparkster] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes40.htm Lufia and the Fortress of Doom] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes39.htm Shadowrun] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes38.htm Earthworm Jim] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes37.htm Super R-Type] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes36.htm Super Smash TV] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes35.htm Mario Paint] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes34.htm Killer Instinct] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes33.htm Mega Man X3] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes32.htm Spider-Man & Venom: Maximum Carnage] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes31.htm SimCity] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes30.htm Secret of Evermore] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes29.htm Ogre Battle: The March of the Black Queen] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes28.htm Soul Blazer] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes27.htm Mega Man x2] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes26.htm Super Punch-Out!!] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes25.htm Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles In Time] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes24.htm Zombies Ate My Neighbors] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes23.htm F-Zero] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes22.htm Illusion of Gaia] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes21.htm Breath of Fire II] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes20.htm Mortal Kombat II] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes19.htm Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes18.htm Super Mario Kart] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes17.htm Star Fox] ==<br />
<br />
== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes16.htm Donkey Kong Country] ==<br />
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== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes15.htm Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island] ==<br />
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== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes14.htm Contra III: The Alien Wars] ==<br />
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== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes13.htm ActRaiser] ==<br />
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== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes12.htm Secret of Mana] ==<br />
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== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes11.htm Super Castlevania IV] ==<br />
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== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes10.htm Street Fighter II Turbo: Hyper Fighting] ==<br />
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== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes9.htm EarthBound] ==<br />
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== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes8.htm Final Fantasy II] ==<br />
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== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes7.htm Mega Man X] ==<br />
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== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes6.htm Chrono Trigger] ==<br />
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== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes5.htm Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars] ==<br />
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== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes4.htm Super Mario World] ==<br />
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== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes3.htm Final Fantasy III] ==<br />
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== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes2.htm Super Metroid] ==<br />
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== [http://www.sydlexia.com/snes100/snes1.htm The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past] ==<br />
[[Cameron]] - I'd say this is one of the most overrated games of all time, however everyone I've mentioned it to seems to disagree, so maybe I'm wrong. Maybe not.</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Zelda_Game_Opinions&diff=6276Zelda Game Opinions2009-05-05T15:54:43Z<p>Waspler: </p>
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<div>This a collection of various SydLexia.com forum members' opinion on the various games in the Zelda franchise.<br />
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== The Legend of Zelda ==<br />
=== Laminated Sky ===<br />
This was the first Zelda game made, but you knew that already. Well I have beaten this game (umm the 1st quest) this is a great game, and it was for NES. The good thing about this game was, it gave you an unrealistic goal and a wooden sword... o...k.. either way, the dungeons were pretty well done, and the game wasn't really easy (not really hard either) but the negative things about it were you could only have 255 rupees, (I don't remember the reason for this but I know there is one) the Dark Nuts could only be hit from the back or side, and of course no map of the overworld.<br />
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=== worstamericanhero ===<br />
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Legend of Zelda: This is the one that started it all. Walls to bomb, bushes to burn, GAMBLING, a second quest that entitled more than making enemies stronger, this is my 2nd favorite in the series. The only things I didn't like was not being able to move diagonally, and the Book of Magic/Bible which completely ruined the Magical Rod.<br />
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=== Yojima ===<br />
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I beat both quests, and let me say that this is the only game of the series that I have sat down to play and not been able to get up for hours from. I'm not saying that it is the best one, but it certainly was one of the more engrossing. I miss the simple times. back then, all you needed to slay a magical world conqueror was an arrow. Nowadays, you have to use a rocket launcher or a chaingun, and we all know how messy they can be. The bible lets you catch things on fire! That was totally queer. I never used the magic rod again after that.<br />
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=== Kojjiro! ===<br />
whoah whoah wait WHAT. whoah WHY ARE GUYS ATTACKING ME. <br />
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HOW DO I ATTACK JESUS CHRIST oh my GOD i'm DEAD.<br />
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those were my thoughts the first time I Zelda on the NES when I was but a young schoolboy. I guess it's pretty okay I mean it's not Bionic Commando and the gameplay is obviously pretty dated. For the time it was released it's good though.<br />
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=== [[SevereFlame]] ===<br />
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<span style="color: green">It's a great game for it's time. If you want to have fun, then you HAVE to look up the locations of the dungeons, because spending 2 hours looking for a dungeon is NOT fun. In fact, this game is probably one of the hardest Zelda games ever. It didn't tell you where to go like Twilight Princess. It didn't tell you anything. Remember how back in those games</span> '''NINJAS HAVE KIDNAPPED THE PRESIDENT. ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?''' <span style="color: yellow">was all we fucking needed? Well, the original story didn't tell you shit. You just went in and tried to figure out what the fuck to do. That's what gives this game it's charm. Well, the pixel music helps. So do the graphics.</span> <span style="color: red"> You know what's hilarious? If you go inside the NWSW Maze and have no fucking clue where to go. You were screwed. Well, unless you died and saved and went back to the beginning. But still. So anyway, back to the charm. The monsters were pretty fucking cool. Except those Darknuts. </span><big>'''GOD I FUCKING HATE THOSE DARKNUTS!'''</big><br />
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But that fairy that fully healed you every time you visited her spring was cool.<br />
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== Zelda II: The Adventure of Link == <br />
=== Laminated Sky ===<br />
The 2nd Zelda game on NES a very weird RPG like Zelda game and *the only game Link could jump in* the good thing about this game is... its... umm... unique I just don't really get the game but the good thing is Link uses Magic spells he learns from these wizards in some towns. The bad things about this game are: there is no equipment, (you need the 3 B's in every Zelda game they're accentual) the random battles are a pain in the ass, there are people who turn into bats in some towns, only 3 lives which is a fucking pain `cuz this game is kinda hard, and the fact that his sword is the same color as him, and he heals by going into women`s houses is very, very weird. There are more flaws with this game like super accurate dinosaurs, invisible ghosts, a hidden town.<br />
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Side note for this game is I never beat this one I`m still stuck at the last temple by the time I get there I lost a live then I loss my other to trying to navigate the maze.<br />
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=== Cam-win ===<br />
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This is actually one of my favorite Zeldas. It's the only Zelda game I've ever played that actually falls into the RPG category (note: in an RPG, someone has to gain experience points to get stronger). I also thought that making this game a side-scroller was pretty interesting. Though, like Laminated Sky, I thought it was particually weird that Link goes into women's houses and refills his health. Correct me if I'm wrong, but this seems exactly like prostitution.<br />
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Another thing strange about this game: There's this guy in a house, and when you talk to him he says "I am error". Is there supposed to be some meaning with this?<br />
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=== worstamericanhero ===<br />
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This is the most underrated game ever imho. This game had many unique features at the time, such as blending a side-scroller and an RPG together, and a combat system which I throughly enjoyed. Only problem I had was with aggravatingly hard enemies. I can't remember a time when I was more angry with dying while battling an axe-wielding crocodile.<br />
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=== Kojjiro! ===<br />
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Zelda II is more like it imo. I thought it was better then the first, it probably could have used from a little bit more attack range but considering the screen size and the size of the sprites it all balances out pretty well.<br />
I like this one, does anyone think the magic spells were a bit useless?<br />
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=== Captain_Pollution ===<br />
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BEST. NES. GAME. EVER.<br />
It's VERY underrated and simply awesome, it's fun, challenging, just awesome.<br />
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== The Legend of Zelda: A Link to The Past==<br />
=== Laminated Sky ===<br />
This game is the best IMO of course and has probably the most positive points that I can come up with, ehem: lots of equipment, 4 different swords, 3 different tunics, 3 different shields, 2 boomerangs, 2 different bows (well arrows), loads of bosses and dungeons, a MAP and a fairly good one at that. It also has a storyline, mini games, heart pieces (rather then the full hearts or health bar extension) and intertwine worlds Light and Dark. As for negative points I don`t really have any... o okay I got one the story line is stolen from episode 4 of Star Wars? Um well okay the annoying low health sound is there but that`s the only thing I`d figure is wrong.<br />
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A side note here do you think the words "A Link to The Past" is a pun referring to both the main character Link and the word link? Or perhaps is just an odd co-incidence?<br />
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=== worstamericanhero ===<br />
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This is my favorite game in the series. Took everything great about the original and made it better. 2 worlds, many items to collect (Hookshot ftw), diagonal control, and a memorable soundtrack. I tried to find something that I hate about this game, but I could not.<br />
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== The Legend of Zelda: Link`s Awakening ==<br />
=== Laminated Sky ===<br />
Other then the fact this game is a bit to like Mario in some parts it`s not a bad game. As far as it goes for GB games this is one of the best original GB games. Well I kinda lost this game when I was younger so, I would like to say thanks to this game I found out what a pillar is, but I digress I never beat this game and I don`t even remember how far I got in it but I do remember it was a fairly decent Zelda game.<br />
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A side note for here could be something I figure out on my own. If you steal a shield from the shop owner (I think you run around him 3 times or something) that girl Malon will call you a "THIEF!" and if you go back in the store the shopkeeper makes Gannon seem weak in comparison by killing you in one hit.<br />
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===Mr. Bomberman===<br />
I remember playing Link's Awakening DX (the Color version) and I played it every fucking day that summer. The game's fun, and quirky... yeah, that's the word I was looking for. It's more comedic instead of serious, unlike the console games. The ability to actually jump rocks, familiar characters such as the enemies from the Mario games (and even Dr. Wright!), and the music, make this one the best handheld Zelda game ever.<br />
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=== worstamericanhero ===<br />
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This is the first game that I have played in the series. It's like a condensed version of A Link to the Past. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing, I just which that there weren't so many Nintendo cameos. I mean seriously, you have a Chain Chomp, Goombas, Wart, Shit, even Kirby has a small appearance in the Eagle's Tower.<br />
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===Nihilisticglee===<br />
This is one of those games that makes me miss my GBC. This game was an epic struggle for me and my friend. We were in this race to beat it, and we were both determined to be the first to see the credits. In the end, he beat me, but I got my revenge in Ocarina of Time.<br />
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===Arlock41===<br />
This the best Zelda game ever. I used to play it all the time as a kid, hell i still play it nowadays. There was a GBC port of it, but the original rocked cause there<br />
were some glitches which you could fuck around with that were fixed in the GBC one.<br />
You could also steal things from the shop, but that would result in being called "THIEF"(which i thought was hilarous when i was a kid), but the next time you go into the shop, the shop keeper pulls a Ganon and kills you. The ending was cool too. It was similar to SMB2(which sucked major ass)but was a lot cooler.<br />
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== The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time ==<br />
=== Laminated Sky === <br />
Is probably about 83% of most people favorite Zelda game (and my 2nd favorite). This is the story about a kid who lives in the forest and can`t get a fairy. This was the first Zelda done in 3D which makes it more epic then it is, but, it is epic as a Zelda game and a Nintendo game. This game has uniqueness to it, it is the only Zelda game where you can play as the older and younger versions of Link. This game has a large amount of dungeons, unique bosses, mini games, trials, and such. It also has a variety of equipment. The most noticeable thing that I think makes this game awesome is the fact that Link can use a broad sword (the Biggorons Sword). Some negatives are: you can`t use the equipment that you used as a kid when your an adult, any part of the game w/a time limit, the fact you have to sneak around the Thieve`s Den. Link is a swordsman can`t he like not get caught by a bunch of women w/pikes? He just surrenders like a little bitch.<br />
Also if you get the scarecrows song you have to memorize it and that`s kinda irritating.<br />
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Side note here is the people Saria, Darunia, Ruto, Nabooru, Impa, and Rauru whom are all sages are also town names in the 2nd Zelda weird huh?<br />
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=== Ross Rifle ===<br />
The story, the adventures, the music, everything about this game is amazing. This is definitely in my top 5, if not my favorite game of all time. It gives all the feelings of an epic cinema masterpiece. This game is perfect.<br />
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===Nihilisticglee===<br />
I got this game when I was in elementary school, and it was fucking amazing. I was one of two people who had this game, and we would spend hours talking about it. we would discuss strategies, talk about the rush of beating the boss, talk about who was farther, and argue over whether or not adult Link was saying fuck whenever he fell from a high place. This game was one of the defining things in my childhood. A couple of years ago I pop this in again and beat it five or six more times. The game was that fucking good.<br />
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=== hacker ===<br />
(from [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7863 this thread], quoted verbatim)<br />
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what if nintendo make a oot remake with windwaker graphics<br />
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i would play it<br />
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Hey, it's a good remake idea<br />
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=== jprime ===<br />
The most overrated game I ever had the pleasure of playing.<br />
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== The Legend of Zelda: Majora`s Mask ==<br />
=== Laminated Sky ===<br />
Is a kinda "gaiden" to OoT where Link takes his horse Epona to Termina after some weird shit with the Skullkid he turns into a Deku. Basically this game has a time limit that can be reset at anytime if you have your ocarina you will however lose any rupees, arrows, bombs, and anything that can be in a quantity. The positives about this game is the fact that you can transform w/certain masks and you can have basically an infinite supply of rupees because there is a bank that isn't affected by the time warp... weird. Some negatives are the annoying time limit, only a few bosses, and collecting heart pieces. With only 4 bosses that give you heart pieces you have to look for a lot of them because having 7 hearts just sucks.<br />
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A side note in this maze game in Clock Town (creative name huh?) there is a girl that charges you different prices depending on how you look. (ain`t that a bitch?)<br />
20 for the Goron 15 for the Deku 10 for Link and 5 for the Zora. She must be rasict or something notice the Deku and the Goron cost the most well there skin is darker?<br />
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O yeah did you know gaiden means side story?<br />
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== The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages/Oracle of Seasons ==<br />
=== Laminated Sky === <br />
Shigeru Miyamoto pulled off a Pokémon. He made two games very similar, but unlike Pokémon these games are actually different story lines. Seasons take place in Holodrum, well Ages takes place in Labrynna. If you beat both games you could unlock new equipment and larger seed satchel. These games were and still are great Zelda games I ha(d)(ve) both games if that makes sense I actually lost my Seasons, but my Ages is still somewhere in my house. In these games you can fight Twinrova and Gannon if you beat both games. These games are great individually and better when you have both. Some negatives are: even after beating Ages I still get stuck at some points, well maybe that`s my own stupidity. The only other thing I find kind of annoying is you can`t face Gannon unless you have both games.<br />
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Side notes again, for Ages; in the ever lasting trading sequence you actually get a bag of shit, that`s right a bag of shit. In Seasons there are these people that wear big ass hoods know as Suburbians... I live in a Suburb ghetto and we all dress like that weird... actually they are called: Subrosians<br />
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=== Cam-win ===<br />
For about four years, I had nothing but a GBC for video games. Seeing as how your options are kind of limited when looking for truly good GB/GBC games, these games kick ass.<br />
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I love both of these, and they're both basically the same on the awesomeness scale, with Ages ranking a bit higher; it (IMHO) has a better storyline.<br />
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=== worstamericanhero ===<br />
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Oracle of Seasons: The Oracle games have always been my favorite handheld Zelda games. The idea of playing through one game, then using the passwords to play the other, excited me. This game has a rather large nostalga factor, which is okay. All of the bosses from the original game appear and some rooms have been inspired by the original game's dungeons. Combine that with lush graphics and stat-enhancing rings, and you have a solid game. The final boss's final form is almost impossible to beat without the aid of the Red Ring though. They messed up the Roc's Cape controls in the side-scrolling sections and that is conveniently the perspective in which you fight him. <br />
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Oracle of Ages: This game seems to focus more on puzzles than on action. Using the parallel worlds concept from A Link to the Past for the concept of time travel was executed well here. Compared to Seasons, this game got the shaft in terms of the soundtrack. Also, the Maku Tree was annoying.<br />
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== The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords ==<br />
=== Laminated Sky ===<br />
Named "four" swords `cuz four people can play as different colored Links, this will be short. The good thing about this game is it is the 1st multiplayer Zelda game ever. This game was intertwine w/A Link to The Past when it got ported onto [[GBA]]. The main negative is that the game is really short and you need another person to play, it is not a single player game at all.<br />
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If you beat this game you can play an extra dungeon in Lttp<br />
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== The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker ==<br />
=== Laminated Sky === <br />
Was probably the most underrated Zelda game ever, but if you played it, it was a great game, none the less. The reason I believe this game was so underrated (and probably the only reason) was because after people played OoT and MM they wanted to see a nicely done Zelda game with cool knew graphics. Therefore when the angry nerds saw the cartoonish version of Link they were bitching that it wasn't a Zelda game or some shit like that. Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games. Anyway, this game only has a few dungeons before Gannon like 5 I think. It is very annoying, that you have to fill up your map or you`ll lose your place sometimes. Lastly the whole "Great Sea" thing is boring, going around in a boat for 10 minutes looking for some damn island.<br />
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Another side note the "Great Sea" isn`t very great I mean it will kinda drown you if you swim to long I think it`s cursed the name is kind of ironic.<br />
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== The Legend of Zelda: Four Sword Adventure ==<br />
=== Laminated Sky ===<br />
Is an awesome multiplayer game w/the use of the GBA it is a great game. Things that are cool about this game well it is a multiplayer game (only 14.3% of Zelda games are multi.). There is co-op which is adventure mode, and there is battle mode where you beat the shit out of each other with various weapons that can be pick up. Another thing is this game is also single player also and you can use the [[Gamecube]] controller. Downsides are [[GBA]] graphics, and you need the GBA-GCN connecter to play multiplayer.<br />
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A side note is you can pick up your allies and use them as weapons its some how amusing.<br />
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== The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap == <br />
=== Laminated Sky ===<br />
In this Link can shrink into a minish size (minish are little creature that can only be seen by children...). The hat know as Ezlo<br />
"the Minish cap" was a wizard that caught turned into a hat by the evil sorcerer name Vaati. Anyway you take the annoying cap w/you to get these gem things I forgot what they are called. Well these gem things fuse with the Picori Sword to create the four sword! But you don`t split into different people... You do however have the ability to create clone like images of yourself when you stand over these colorful glowing spots. This game isn't very hard at all it is kinda weird, but it is still a cool game 'cuz you can learn different techniques from these sword masters.<br />
Like Breaking pots, shooting beams, spinning like a crackhead etc.<br />
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A side note here this game has more unique weapons then most Zelda games like the gust jar, cane of pacci or remote bombs<br />
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=== worstamericanhero ===<br />
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This is a good game, with a great soundtrack and many items to collect, maybe a little too much to collect. Being a completionist, I found it aggravating hard to collect the figurines. Seashells are extremely scarce and you practically need 100 rupees in order to get 1 figurine you don't have later in the game. Also, this game seems to be lacking in length.<br />
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== The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess ==<br />
=== Laminated Sky ===<br />
This is the best Zelda game graphic wise and to quote myself "reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games" in other words graphics don`t matter much to me, but the storyline is quite nice and the ability to be a wolf is kinda cool. This game has great graphics, nice storyline, sweet game play, and some awesome dungeons; so where is its flaws?<br />
In the boss battles most of these bosses suck like nothing: 1st boss that baba tri-headed thing it was done okay could be stronger. 2nd boss [[OMFG]] so easy less then a minute. 3rd boss is okay 'cuz your underwater. 4th is actually the only fairly decent fight. 5th the fight is very retarded but Yeta is no pushover. 6th Gohma isnt that hard not to say she`s easy. The 7th the Argorok dragon, damn why couldn`t they have made him stronger that boss is so fun to fight. As for Zant he is kinda difficult. Zelda isn't hard at all. Gannon is annoying sometimes if you don`t know what to do he is. Anyway when they are on the horses they are somewhat annoying. As for Gannondorf he is well lets just say Link has a secret weapon more destructive then the Master Sword.<br />
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The secret weapon that Link can use to defeat Gannondorf is........ the.......fishing rod. It is funny 'cuz if you pull out the fishing rod the look on his face is priceless it looks like he would say "....Okay what the fuck is wrong with this kid a fishing rod I should just stab the little fucker... AHRGH I cant look away it is just so mesmerizing"<br />
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===Nihilisticglee===<br />
This game was the reason I got my Wii. Well, that and the promise of a RE4 port. It was one of many Wii games that made me proud of my choice. My only major compliant is how unmemorable it was. Even now I can remember every boss fight and every item in Ocarina of Time, while in this game I really only remember a few boss fights and most of the items. On a side note, the Ball and Chain should have been in Brawl.<br />
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=== worstamericanhero ===<br />
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This game is my 3rd favorite in series. Many action sequences, a great soundtrack and graphics, giving us two Hook/Clawshots, and an excellent enemy gauntlet that seems inspired by the Pit of 100 Trials from Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. The only problems I had with this game are the somewhat faulty Wiimote controls at times and that hellishly annoying part where you protect the horse-drawn cart as it goes to Kakariko Village.<br />
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=== Kojjiro!===<br />
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Hands down, no questions asked, this is the best game in the Zelda series and my own personal favorite! Not only is the world much more 'lived in' then the copy pasted from every adventure game ever themed areas in Ocarina of Time, but each individual location is much more engrossing and has more of a 'feel' to it. (The desert is absolutely amaze)<br />
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=== [[SevereFlame]] ===<br />
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I cried when this game was over. It was just that good. This game inspired me to play the Wii, play it whatever chance I get. <br />
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== The Legend of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass == <br />
=== Laminated Sky ===<br />
I have only played this for about 3 hours and beat only 2 bosses so unless there are 20 bosses this game wouldn't be that hard a believe there are 8 bosses? This game has some weird ass graphics but that doesn't matter the over all game play is okay. The thing that creeps me the fuck out is why are the boss keys so large? Guess that's why they call them "Big Keys". Well that`s it i haven`t played enough of this game to give you an opinion on it.<br />
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Last note do you have to ask someone for alka-seltzer by yelling at the game?<br />
I thought I heard my cousin yell "I NEED ALKA-SELTZER" he said "the louder you yell the cheaper it is"<br />
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===Mr. Bomberman===<br />
It's cool, and let's give applause to Nintendo for making the touch controls not suck. The sword moves were pretty easy to do, and pushing and pulling blocks and shit feels natural. Some of the puzzles in the game really forced you to think outside the box, while others were as hard as some of the more recent ones. The stealth elements are tense, too. Sailing was pretty fun, and from what I heard, it was better than Wind Waker's sailing mechanics.<br />
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The online multiplayer is also great. No lag or anything.<br />
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=== [[SevereFlame]] ===<br />
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The final boss's third form is impossible. But yeah, I liked the game. I had to cheat on this one though, since the puzzles were that damn complicated. '''SPOILER!!!!''' One actually involved closing your DS. How the fuck could I have thought of that?<br />
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[[Category:Video Gaming]]</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=SydLexia.com_IRC_Ban_List&diff=6160SydLexia.com IRC Ban List2009-04-01T00:51:19Z<p>Waspler: </p>
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<div>This article details the SydLexia IRC Ban List for the [[SydLexia.com IRC channel]].<br />
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== Why is there a Ban List ==<br />
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More often than not, the reason for a ban is to prohibit certain names from being used in the channel rather than to block a user.<br />
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== User Ban List ==<br />
These are bans that prevent certain users from the channel as punishment.<br />
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This list can be accessed by an OP in the channel by using the following command <code>/MODE #Sydlexia b</code><br />
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| <code>*fuck*!*@*</code> || Prevents a swear in users names.<br />
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| <code>*candlejack*!*@*</code> || Blocks a name that causes the bot to kick those who say it.<br />
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| <code>*stoopid*!*@*</code> || Blocks a name that causes the bot to kick those who say it.<br />
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== Exception List ==<br />
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| <code>Douche!*@*</code> || Allows the user <code>Douche</code><br />
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| <code>Lexiabot9000!*@*</code> || Allows the bot <code>Lexiabot9000</code><br />
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| <code>Syd_Lexia!*@*</code> || Allows the user <code>Syd_Lexia</code><br />
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| <code>hackerofsydlexia!*@*</code> || Allows the user <code>hackerofsydlexia</code><br />
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|}</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Captain_Pollution&diff=6158Captain Pollution2009-03-30T14:24:52Z<p>Waspler: /* Favorite Things */</p>
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<div>Captain_Pollution is quite a guy, he's got a lot of experience under his belt, and a lot of experience below his belt. He will blow you away, if you give him the chance. He was in the 2009 Forum Battle, but lost in his first match. He blames this on Hacker. Read on to learn more, young follower!<br />
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== Names ==<br />
<br />
Captain_Pollution goes by many names. On the forums he once went by Bobashotmace, but he's dead now. On the IRC room he goes by Captain_Pollution, Bobashotmace, Bobshot, Scotch_Whisky, Doctor_Owns-a-Lot, PepsiCola, and FigNewton. He changed his name to Captain_Pollution due to a trivia question to which the answer was Captain Pollution. This made him laugh. He then added an underscore, changed his name, and a legend was born. Also, he digs it when people call him "Cap"++<br />
<br />
== Instruments He Plays ==<br />
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*Guitar<br />
*Piano<br />
*Ukulele<br />
*Recorder<br />
*Bass Guitar<br />
*A bunch more he can't think of right now<br />
<br />
== People He's Met ==<br />
<br />
Fucking Slash, owned.<br />
<br />
== Favorite Things ==<br />
<br />
*Film - Trainspotting<br />
*Cartoon Film - An American Tail<br />
*Cartoon - Tiny Toon Adventures<br />
*Author - Morley Callaghan<br />
*Book - The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway<br />
*Band - Either Alice in Chains, or Pantera, depending on the day<br />
*Album - Either Blind Melon by Blind Melon or Appetite for Destruction by Guns N' Roses<br />
*Song - Rebel Yell by Children of Bodom (I just fucking love Laiho's voice on that song)<br />
*Video Game - Contra<br />
*NES Game - Zelda II<br />
*Arcade Game - Tempest<br />
*Game Series - Sonic the Hedgehog<br />
*Animator - Bob Clampett<br />
*Rock Band - Nazareth<br />
*Food - McDonald's<br />
*Meat - Chicken, or turkey. Any bird is good however.<br />
*Juice - Orange<br />
*Cola - Coca-Soda<br />
*Mortal Kombat Character - Scorpion<br />
*Genre of Music - Alt. Rock<br />
*Board Game - Settlers of Catan<br />
*Decade - The '80s, it WOULD be the '90s, but they fucked it up during the second half<br />
*Sport to Play - Curling<br />
*Sport to Watch - Baseball<br />
*Number - 1972<br />
<br />
== Fun Facts ==<br />
<br />
*He is an Occular Albino. This means he gets the poor vision and mind-blowingly horrible headaches that come with Occulataneous (probably spelled wrong, but I don't fucking care) Albinism, but without the pale skin, or hair. Instead, he gets pale eyes (NOTE:Albinos do NOT have red eyes) But he DOES get to technically be an albino, so it's alright, he guesses.<br />
*Doesn't like Lexiabot9000, but that's because the bot doesn't like him. Don't believe me? Tell that to his (somewhere around) 400 point losing streak (he estimates, that's a minimum BTW).<br />
*The first tape he ever bought was The Tragically Hip's Fully Completely. Since you are all mostly Americans, he assumes you haven't heard of them (Except SoldierHawk). To remedy this, he recommends you go listen to them. Fully Completely is his favorite album of theirs, most people's is Road Apples, though. His favorite song of theirs is "Poets".<br />
*According to the Belief-O-Matic is Therevada Bhuddist.<br />
*He refers to Arlock as Naunie. This is a Japanese word that means "The Arlock Cock".<br />
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== Th-th-th-that's All Folks! ==<br />
<br />
Or as he is prone to say, Da Svedanya!<br />
<br />
[[Category:Forum Members]]<br />
[[Category:Forum Members From Canada]]</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Captain_Pollution&diff=6157Captain Pollution2009-03-30T14:11:08Z<p>Waspler: </p>
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<div>Captain_Pollution is quite a guy, he's got a lot of experience under his belt, and a lot of experience below his belt. He will blow you away, if you give him the chance. He was in the 2009 Forum Battle, but lost in his first match. He blames this on Hacker. Read on to learn more, young follower!<br />
<br />
== Names ==<br />
<br />
Captain_Pollution goes by many names. On the forums he once went by Bobashotmace, but he's dead now. On the IRC room he goes by Captain_Pollution, Bobashotmace, Bobshot, Scotch_Whisky, Doctor_Owns-a-Lot, PepsiCola, and FigNewton. He changed his name to Captain_Pollution due to a trivia question to which the answer was Captain Pollution. This made him laugh. He then added an underscore, changed his name, and a legend was born. Also, he digs it when people call him "Cap"++<br />
<br />
== Instruments He Plays ==<br />
<br />
*Guitar<br />
*Piano<br />
*Ukulele<br />
*Recorder<br />
*Bass Guitar<br />
*A bunch more he can't think of right now<br />
<br />
== People He's Met ==<br />
<br />
Fucking Slash, owned.<br />
<br />
== Favorite Things ==<br />
<br />
*Film - Trainspotting<br />
*Cartoon Film - An American Tail<br />
*Cartoon - Tiny Toon Adventures<br />
*Author - Morley Callaghan<br />
*Book - The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway<br />
*Band - Either Alice in Chains, or Pantera, depending on the day<br />
*Album - Either Blind Melon by Blind Melon or Appetite for Destruction by Guns N' Roses<br />
*Song - Rebel Yell by Children of Bodom (I just fucking love Laiho's voice on that song)<br />
*Video Game - Contra<br />
*NES Game - Zelda II<br />
*Arcade Game - Tempest<br />
*Game Series - Sonic the Hedgehog<br />
*Animator - Bob Clampett<br />
*Rock Band - Nazareth<br />
*Food - McDonald's<br />
*Meat - Chicken, or turkey. Any bird is good however.<br />
*Juice - Orange<br />
*Cola - Coca-Soda<br />
*Mortal Kombat Character - Scorpion<br />
*Genre of Music - Alt. Rock<br />
<br />
== Fun Facts ==<br />
<br />
*He is an Occular Albino. This means he gets the poor vision and mind-blowingly horrible headaches that come with Occulataneous (probably spelled wrong, but I don't fucking care) Albinism, but without the pale skin, or hair. Instead, he gets pale eyes (NOTE:Albinos do NOT have red eyes) But he DOES get to technically be an albino, so it's alright, he guesses.<br />
*Doesn't like Lexiabot9000, but that's because the bot doesn't like him. Don't believe me? Tell that to his (somewhere around) 400 point losing streak (he estimates, that's a minimum BTW).<br />
*The first tape he ever bought was The Tragically Hip's Fully Completely. Since you are all mostly Americans, he assumes you haven't heard of them (Except SoldierHawk). To remedy this, he recommends you go listen to them. Fully Completely is his favorite album of theirs, most people's is Road Apples, though. His favorite song of theirs is "Poets".<br />
*According to the Belief-O-Matic is Therevada Bhuddist.<br />
*He refers to Arlock as Naunie. This is a Japanese word that means "The Arlock Cock".<br />
<br />
== Th-th-th-that's All Folks! ==<br />
<br />
Or as he is prone to say, Da Svedanya!<br />
<br />
[[Category:Forum Members]]<br />
[[Category:Forum Members From Canada]]</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Zelda_Game_Opinions&diff=6054Zelda Game Opinions2009-03-14T06:15:29Z<p>Waspler: /* Zelda II: The Adventure of Link */</p>
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<div>This a collection of various SydLexia.com forum members' opinion on the various games in the Zelda franchise.<br />
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== The Legend of Zelda ==<br />
=== Laminated Sky ===<br />
This was the first Zelda game made, but you knew that already. Well I have beaten this game (umm the 1st quest) this is a great game, and it was for NES. The good thing about this game was, it gave you an unrealistic goal and a wooden sword... o...k.. either way, the dungeons were pretty well done, and the game wasn't really easy (not really hard either) but the negative things about it were you could only have 255 rupees, (I don't remember the reason for this but I know there is one) the Dark Nuts could only be hit from the back or side, and of course no map of the overworld.<br />
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On a side note if you enter the name ZELDA as your file name you start on the 2nd quest<br />
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=== worstamericanhero ===<br />
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Legend of Zelda: This is the one that started it all. Walls to bomb, bushes to burn, GAMBLING, a second quest that entitled more than making enemies stronger, this is my 2nd favorite in the series. The only things I didn't like was not being able to move diagonally, and the Book of Magic/Bible which completely ruined the Magical Rod.<br />
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=== Yojima ===<br />
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I beat both quests, and let me say that this is the only game of the series that I have sat down to play and not been able to get up for hours from. I'm not saying that it is the best one, but it certainly was one of the more engrossing. I miss the simple times. back then, all you needed to slay a magical world conqueror was an arrow. Nowadays, you have to use a rocket launcher or a chaingun, and we all know how messy they can be. The bible lets you catch things on fire! That was totally queer. I never used the magic rod again after that.<br />
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=== Kojjiro! ===<br />
whoah whoah wait WHAT. whoah WHY ARE GUYS ATTACKING ME. <br />
wh <br />
HOW DO I ATTACK JESUS CHRIST oh my GOD i'm DEAD.<br />
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those were my thoughts the first time I Zelda on the NES when I was but a young schoolboy. I guess it's pretty okay I mean it's not Bionic Commando and the gameplay is obviously pretty dated. For the time it was released it's good though.<br />
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=== [[SevereFlame]] ===<br />
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<span style="color: green">It's a great game for it's time. If you want to have fun, then you HAVE to look up the locations of the dungeons, because spending 2 hours looking for a dungeon is NOT fun. In fact, this game is probably one of the hardest Zelda games ever. It didn't tell you where to go like Twilight Princess. It didn't tell you anything. Remember how back in those games</span> '''NINJAS HAVE KIDNAPPED THE PRESIDENT. ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?''' <span style="color: yellow">was all we fucking needed? Well, the original story didn't tell you shit. You just went in and tried to figure out what the fuck to do. That's what gives this game it's charm. Well, the pixel music helps. So do the graphics.</span> <span style="color: red"> You know what's hilarious? If you go inside the NWSW Maze and have no fucking clue where to go. You were screwed. Well, unless you died and saved and went back to the beginning. But still. So anyway, back to the charm. The monsters were pretty fucking cool. Except those Darknuts. </span><big>'''GOD I FUCKING HATE THOSE DARKNUTS!'''</big><br />
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But that fairy that fully healed you every time you visited her spring was cool.<br />
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== Zelda II: The Adventure of Link == <br />
=== Laminated Sky ===<br />
The 2nd Zelda game on NES a very weird RPG like Zelda game and *the only game Link could jump in* the good thing about this game is... its... umm... unique I just don't really get the game but the good thing is Link uses Magic spells he learns from these wizards in some towns. The bad things about this game are: there is no equipment, (you need the 3 B's in every Zelda game they're accentual) the random battles are a pain in the ass, there are people who turn into bats in some towns, only 3 lives which is a fucking pain `cuz this game is kinda hard, and the fact that his sword is the same color as him, and he heals by going into women`s houses is very, very weird. There are more flaws with this game like super accurate dinosaurs, invisible ghosts, a hidden town.<br />
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Side note for this game is I never beat this one I`m still stuck at the last temple by the time I get there I lost a live then I loss my other to trying to navigate the maze.<br />
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=== Cam-win ===<br />
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This is actually one of my favorite Zeldas. It's the only Zelda game I've ever played that actually falls into the RPG category (note: in an RPG, someone has to gain experience points to get stronger). I also thought that making this game a side-scroller was pretty interesting. Though, like Laminated Sky, I thought it was particually weird that Link goes into women's houses and refills his health. Correct me if I'm wrong, but this seems exactly like prostitution.<br />
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Another thing strange about this game: There's this guy in a house, and when you talk to him he says "I am error". Is there supposed to be some meaning with this?<br />
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=== worstamericanhero ===<br />
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This is the most underrated game ever imho. This game had many unique features at the time, such as blending a side-scroller and an RPG together, and a combat system which I throughly enjoyed. Only problem I had was with aggravatingly hard enemies. I can't remember a time when I was more angry with dying while battling an axe-wielding crocodile.<br />
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=== Kojjiro! ===<br />
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Zelda II is more like it imo. I thought it was better then the first, it probably could have used from a little bit more attack range but considering the screen size and the size of the sprites it all balances out pretty well.<br />
I like this one, does anyone think the magic spells were a bit useless?<br />
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== Captain_Pollution ==<br />
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BEST. NES. GAME. EVER.<br />
It's VERY underrated and simply awesome, it's fun, challenging, just awesome.<br />
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== The Legend of Zelda: A Link to The Past==<br />
=== Laminated Sky ===<br />
This game is the best IMO of course and has probably the most positive points that I can come up with, ehem: lots of equipment, 4 different swords, 3 different tunics, 3 different shields, 2 boomerangs, 2 different bows (well arrows), loads of bosses and dungeons, a MAP and a fairly good one at that. It also has a storyline, mini games, heart pieces (rather then the full hearts or health bar extension) and intertwine worlds Light and Dark. As for negative points I don`t really have any... o okay I got one the story line is stolen from episode 4 of Star Wars? Um well okay the annoying low health sound is there but that`s the only thing I`d figure is wrong.<br />
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A side note here do you think the words "A Link to The Past" is a pun referring to both the main character Link and the word link? Or perhaps is just an odd co-incidence?<br />
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=== worstamericanhero ===<br />
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This is my favorite game in the series. Took everything great about the original and made it better. 2 worlds, many items to collect (Hookshot ftw), diagonal control, and a memorable soundtrack. I tried to find something that I hate about this game, but I could not.<br />
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== The Legend of Zelda: Link`s Awakening ==<br />
=== Laminated Sky ===<br />
Other then the fact this game is a bit to like Mario in some parts it`s not a bad game. As far as it goes for GB games this is one of the best original GB games. Well I kinda lost this game when I was younger so, I would like to say thanks to this game I found out what a pillar is, but I digress I never beat this game and I don`t even remember how far I got in it but I do remember it was a fairly decent Zelda game.<br />
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A side note for here could be something I figure out on my own. If you steal a shield from the shop owner (I think you run around him 3 times or something) that girl Malon will call you a "THIEF!" and if you go back in the store the shopkeeper makes Gannon seem weak in comparison by killing you in one hit.<br />
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===Mr. Bomberman===<br />
I remember playing Link's Awakening DX (the Color version) and I played it every fucking day that summer. The game's fun, and quirky... yeah, that's the word I was looking for. It's more comedic instead of serious, unlike the console games. The ability to actually jump rocks, familiar characters such as the enemies from the Mario games (and even Dr. Wright!), and the music, make this one the best handheld Zelda game ever.<br />
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As another note, Link's Awakening DX had one extra dungeon, only playable on the [[GBC]] (it was based on colors).<br />
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=== worstamericanhero ===<br />
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This is the first game that I have played in the series. It's like a condensed version of A Link to the Past. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing, I just which that there weren't so many Nintendo cameos. I mean seriously, you have a Chain Chomp, Goombas, Wart, Shit, even Kirby has a small appearance in the Eagle's Tower.<br />
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===Nihilisticglee===<br />
This is one of those games that makes me miss my GBC. This game was an epic struggle for me and my friend. We were in this race to beat it, and we were both determined to be the first to see the credits. In the end, he beat me, but I got my revenge in Ocarina of Time.<br />
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===Arlock41===<br />
This the best Zelda game ever. I used to play it all the time as a kid, hell i still play it nowadays. There was a GBC port of it, but the original rocked cause there<br />
were some glitches which you could fuck around with that were fixed in the GBC one.<br />
You could also steal things from the shop, but that would result in being called "THIEF"(which i thought was hilarous when i was a kid), but the next time you go into the shop, the shop keeper pulls a Ganon and kills you. The ending was cool too. It was similar to SMB2(which sucked major ass)but was a lot cooler.<br />
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== The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time ==<br />
=== Laminated Sky === <br />
Is probably about 83% of most people favorite Zelda game (and my 2nd favorite). This is the story about a kid who lives in the forest and can`t get a fairy. This was the first Zelda done in 3D which makes it more epic then it is, but, it is epic as a Zelda game and a Nintendo game. This game has uniqueness to it, it is the only Zelda game where you can play as the older and younger versions of Link. This game has a large amount of dungeons, unique bosses, mini games, trials, and such. It also has a variety of equipment. The most noticeable thing that I think makes this game awesome is the fact that Link can use a broad sword (the Biggorons Sword). Some negatives are: you can`t use the equipment that you used as a kid when your an adult, any part of the game w/a time limit, the fact you have to sneak around the Thieve`s Den. Link is a swordsman can`t he like not get caught by a bunch of women w/pikes? He just surrenders like a little bitch.<br />
Also if you get the scarecrows song you have to memorize it and that`s kinda irritating.<br />
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Side note here is the people Saria, Darunia, Ruto, Nabooru, Impa, and Rauru whom are all sages are also town names in the 2nd Zelda weird huh?<br />
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=== Ross Rifle ===<br />
The story, the adventures, the music, everything about this game is amazing. This is definitely in my top 5, if not my favorite game of all time. It gives all the feelings of an epic cinema masterpiece. This game is perfect.<br />
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===Nihilisticglee===<br />
I got this game when I was in elementary school, and it was fucking amazing. I was one of two people who had this game, and we would spend hours talking about it. we would discuss strategies, talk about the rush of beating the boss, talk about who was farther, and argue over whether or not adult Link was saying fuck whenever he fell from a high place. This game was one of the defining things in my childhood. A couple of years ago I pop this in again and beat it five or six more times. The game was that fucking good.<br />
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=== hacker ===<br />
(from [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7863 this thread], quoted verbatim)<br />
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what if nintendo make a oot remake with windwaker graphics<br />
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i would play it<br />
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Hey, it's a good remake idea<br />
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=== jprime ===<br />
The most overrated game I ever had the pleasure of playing.<br />
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== The Legend of Zelda: Majora`s Mask ==<br />
=== Laminated Sky ===<br />
Is a kinda "gaiden" to OoT where Link takes his horse Epona to Termina after some weird shit with the Skullkid he turns into a Deku. Basically this game has a time limit that can be reset at anytime if you have your ocarina you will however lose any rupees, arrows, bombs, and anything that can be in a quantity. The positives about this game is the fact that you can transform w/certain masks and you can have basically an infinite supply of rupees because there is a bank that isn't affected by the time warp... weird. Some negatives are the annoying time limit, only a few bosses, and collecting heart pieces. With only 4 bosses that give you heart pieces you have to look for a lot of them because having 7 hearts just sucks.<br />
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A side note in this maze game in Clock Town (creative name huh?) there is a girl that charges you different prices depending on how you look. (ain`t that a bitch?)<br />
20 for the Goron 15 for the Deku 10 for Link and 5 for the Zora. She must be rasict or something notice the Deku and the Goron cost the most well there skin is darker?<br />
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O yeah did you know gaiden means side story?<br />
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== The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages/Oracle of Seasons ==<br />
=== Laminated Sky === <br />
Shigeru Miyamoto pulled off a Pokémon. He made two games very similar, but unlike Pokémon these games are actually different story lines. Seasons take place in Holodrum, well Ages takes place in Labrynna. If you beat both games you could unlock new equipment and larger seed satchel. These games were and still are great Zelda games I ha(d)(ve) both games if that makes sense I actually lost my Seasons, but my Ages is still somewhere in my house. In these games you can fight Twinrova and Gannon if you beat both games. These games are great individually and better when you have both. Some negatives are: even after beating Ages I still get stuck at some points, well maybe that`s my own stupidity. The only other thing I find kind of annoying is you can`t face Gannon unless you have both games.<br />
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Side notes again, for Ages; in the ever lasting trading sequence you actually get a bag of shit, that`s right a bag of shit. In Seasons there are these people that wear big ass hoods know as Suburbians... I live in a Suburb ghetto and we all dress like that weird... actually they are called: Subrosians<br />
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=== Cam-win ===<br />
For about four years, I had nothing but a GBC for video games. Seeing as how your options are kind of limited when looking for truly good GB/GBC games, these games kick ass.<br />
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I love both of these, and they're both basically the same on the awesomeness scale, with Ages ranking a bit higher; it (IMHO) has a better storyline.<br />
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=== worstamericanhero ===<br />
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Oracle of Seasons: The Oracle games have always been my favorite handheld Zelda games. The idea of playing through one game, then using the passwords to play the other, excited me. This game has a rather large nostalga factor, which is okay. All of the bosses from the original game appear and some rooms have been inspired by the original game's dungeons. Combine that with lush graphics and stat-enhancing rings, and you have a solid game. The final boss's final form is almost impossible to beat without the aid of the Red Ring though. They messed up the Roc's Cape controls in the side-scrolling sections and that is conveniently the perspective in which you fight him. <br />
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Oracle of Ages: This game seems to focus more on puzzles than on action. Using the parallel worlds concept from A Link to the Past for the concept of time travel was executed well here. Compared to Seasons, this game got the shaft in terms of the soundtrack. Also, the Maku Tree was annoying.<br />
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== The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords ==<br />
=== Laminated Sky ===<br />
Named "four" swords `cuz four people can play as different colored Links, this will be short. The good thing about this game is it is the 1st multiplayer Zelda game ever. This game was intertwine w/A Link to The Past when it got ported onto [[GBA]]. The main negative is that the game is really short and you need another person to play, it is not a single player game at all.<br />
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If you beat this game you can play an extra dungeon in Lttp<br />
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== The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker ==<br />
=== Laminated Sky === <br />
Was probably the most underrated Zelda game ever, but if you played it, it was a great game, none the less. The reason I believe this game was so underrated (and probably the only reason) was because after people played OoT and MM they wanted to see a nicely done Zelda game with cool knew graphics. Therefore when the angry nerds saw the cartoonish version of Link they were bitching that it wasn't a Zelda game or some shit like that. Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games. Anyway, this game only has a few dungeons before Gannon like 5 I think. It is very annoying, that you have to fill up your map or you`ll lose your place sometimes. Lastly the whole "Great Sea" thing is boring, going around in a boat for 10 minutes looking for some damn island.<br />
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Another side note the "Great Sea" isn`t very great I mean it will kinda drown you if you swim to long I think it`s cursed the name is kind of ironic.<br />
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== The Legend of Zelda: Four Sword Adventure ==<br />
=== Laminated Sky ===<br />
Is an awesome multiplayer game w/the use of the GBA it is a great game. Things that are cool about this game well it is a multiplayer game (only 14.3% of Zelda games are multi.). There is co-op which is adventure mode, and there is battle mode where you beat the shit out of each other with various weapons that can be pick up. Another thing is this game is also single player also and you can use the [[Gamecube]] controller. Downsides are [[GBA]] graphics, and you need the GBA-GCN connecter to play multiplayer.<br />
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A side note is you can pick up your allies and use them as weapons its some how amusing.<br />
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== The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap == <br />
=== Laminated Sky ===<br />
In this Link can shrink into a minish size (minish are little creature that can only be seen by children...). The hat know as Ezlo<br />
"the Minish cap" was a wizard that caught turned into a hat by the evil sorcerer name Vaati. Anyway you take the annoying cap w/you to get these gem things I forgot what they are called. Well these gem things fuse with the Picori Sword to create the four sword! But you don`t split into different people... You do however have the ability to create clone like images of yourself when you stand over these colorful glowing spots. This game isn't very hard at all it is kinda weird, but it is still a cool game 'cuz you can learn different techniques from these sword masters.<br />
Like Breaking pots, shooting beams, spinning like a crackhead etc.<br />
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A side note here this game has more unique weapons then most Zelda games like the gust jar, cane of pacci or remote bombs<br />
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=== worstamericanhero ===<br />
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This is a good game, with a great soundtrack and many items to collect, maybe a little too much to collect. Being a completionist, I found it aggravating hard to collect the figurines. Seashells are extremely scarce and you practically need 100 rupees in order to get 1 figurine you don't have later in the game. Also, this game seems to be lacking in length.<br />
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== The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess ==<br />
=== Laminated Sky ===<br />
This is the best Zelda game graphic wise and to quote myself "reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games" in other words graphics don`t matter much to me, but the storyline is quite nice and the ability to be a wolf is kinda cool. This game has great graphics, nice storyline, sweet game play, and some awesome dungeons; so where is its flaws?<br />
In the boss battles most of these bosses suck like nothing: 1st boss that baba tri-headed thing it was done okay could be stronger. 2nd boss [[OMFG]] so easy less then a minute. 3rd boss is okay 'cuz your underwater. 4th is actually the only fairly decent fight. 5th the fight is very retarded but Yeta is no pushover. 6th Gohma isnt that hard not to say she`s easy. The 7th the Argorok dragon, damn why couldn`t they have made him stronger that boss is so fun to fight. As for Zant he is kinda difficult. Zelda isn't hard at all. Gannon is annoying sometimes if you don`t know what to do he is. Anyway when they are on the horses they are somewhat annoying. As for Gannondorf he is well lets just say Link has a secret weapon more destructive then the Master Sword.<br />
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The secret weapon that Link can use to defeat Gannondorf is........ the.......fishing rod. It is funny 'cuz if you pull out the fishing rod the look on his face is priceless it looks like he would say "....Okay what the fuck is wrong with this kid a fishing rod I should just stab the little fucker... AHRGH I cant look away it is just so mesmerizing"<br />
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===Nihilisticglee===<br />
This game was the reason I got my Wii. Well, that and the promise of a RE4 port. It was one of many Wii games that made me proud of my choice. My only major compliant is how unmemorable it was. Even now I can remember every boss fight and every item in Ocarina of Time, while in this game I really only remember a few boss fights and most of the items. On a side note, the Ball and Chain should have been in Brawl.<br />
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=== worstamericanhero ===<br />
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This game is my 3rd favorite in series. Many action sequences, a great soundtrack and graphics, giving us two Hook/Clawshots, and an excellent enemy gauntlet that seems inspired by the Pit of 100 Trials from Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. The only problems I had with this game are the somewhat faulty Wiimote controls at times and that hellishly annoying part where you protect the horse-drawn cart as it goes to Kakariko Village.<br />
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=== Kojjiro!===<br />
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Hands down, no questions asked, this is the best game in the Zelda series and my own personal favorite! Not only is the world much more 'lived in' then the copy pasted from every adventure game ever themed areas in Ocarina of Time, but each individual location is much more engrossing and has more of a 'feel' to it. (The desert is absolutely amaze)<br />
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=== [[SevereFlame]] ===<br />
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I cried when this game was over. It was just that good. This game inspired me to play the Wii, play it whatever chance I get. <br />
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== The Legend of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass == <br />
=== Laminated Sky ===<br />
I have only played this for about 3 hours and beat only 2 bosses so unless there are 20 bosses this game wouldn't be that hard a believe there are 8 bosses? This game has some weird ass graphics but that doesn't matter the over all game play is okay. The thing that creeps me the fuck out is why are the boss keys so large? Guess that's why they call them "Big Keys". Well that`s it i haven`t played enough of this game to give you an opinion on it.<br />
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Last note do you have to ask someone for alka-seltzer by yelling at the game?<br />
I thought I heard my cousin yell "I NEED ALKA-SELTZER" he said "the louder you yell the cheaper it is"<br />
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===Mr. Bomberman===<br />
It's cool, and let's give applause to Nintendo for making the touch controls not suck. The sword moves were pretty easy to do, and pushing and pulling blocks and shit feels natural. Some of the puzzles in the game really forced you to think outside the box, while others were as hard as some of the more recent ones. The stealth elements are tense, too. Sailing was pretty fun, and from what I heard, it was better than Wind Waker's sailing mechanics.<br />
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The online multiplayer is also great. No lag or anything.<br />
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=== [[SevereFlame]] ===<br />
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The final boss's third form is impossible. But yeah, I liked the game. I had to cheat on this one though, since the puzzles were that damn complicated. '''SPOILER!!!!''' One actually involved closing your DS. How the fuck could I have thought of that?<br />
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[[Category:Video Gaming]]</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Captain_Pollution&diff=6053Captain Pollution2009-03-14T06:06:16Z<p>Waspler: </p>
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<div>Captain_Pollution is quite a guy, he's got a lot of experience under his belt, and a lot of experience below his belt. He will blow you away, if you give him the chance. He was in the 2009 Forum Battle, but lost in his first match. He blames this on Hacker. Read on to learn more, young follower!<br />
<br />
== Names ==<br />
<br />
Captain_Pollution goes by many names. On the forums he once went by Bobashotmace, but he's dead now. On the IRC room he goes by Captain_Pollution, Bobashotmace, Bobshot, Scotch_Whisky, Doctor_Owns-a-Lot, and PepsiCola. He changed his name to Captain_Pollution due to a trivia question to which the answer was Captain Pollution. This made him laugh. He then added an underscore, changed his name, and a legend was born. Also, he digs it when people call him "Cap"++<br />
<br />
== Instruments He Plays ==<br />
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*Guitar<br />
*Piano<br />
*Ukulele<br />
*Recorder<br />
*Bass Guitar<br />
*A bunch more he can't think of right now<br />
<br />
== People He's Met ==<br />
<br />
Fucking Slash, owned.<br />
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== Favorite Things ==<br />
<br />
*Film - Trainspotting<br />
*Cartoon Film - An American Tail<br />
*Cartoon - Tiny Toon Adventures<br />
*Author - Morley Callaghan<br />
*Book - The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway<br />
*Band - Either Alice in Chains, or Pantera, depending on the day<br />
*Album - Either Blind Melon by Blind Melon or Appetite for Destruction by Guns N' Roses<br />
*Song - Rebel Yell by Children of Bodom (I just fucking love Laiho's voice on that song)<br />
*Video Game - Contra<br />
*NES Game - Zelda II<br />
*Arcade Game - Tempest<br />
*Game Series - Sonic the Hedgehog<br />
*Animator - Bob Clampett<br />
*Rock Band - Nazareth<br />
*Food - McDonald's<br />
*Meat - Chicken, or turkey. Any bird is good however.<br />
*Juice - Orange<br />
*Cola - Coca-Soda<br />
*Mortal Kombat Character - Scorpion<br />
*Genre of Music - Alt. Rock<br />
<br />
== Fun Facts ==<br />
<br />
*He is an Occular Albino. This means he gets the poor vision and mind-blowingly horrible headaches that come with Occulataneous (probably spelled wrong, but I don't fucking care) Albinism, but without the pale skin, or hair. Instead, he gets pale eyes (NOTE:Albinos do NOT have red eyes) But he DOES get to technically be an albino, so it's alright, he guesses.<br />
*Doesn't like Lexiabot9000, but that's because the bot doesn't like him. Don't believe me? Tell that to his (somewhere around) 400 point losing streak (he estimates, that's a minimum BTW).<br />
*The first tape he ever bought was The Tragically Hip's Fully Completely. Since you are all mostly Americans, he assumes you haven't heard of them (Except SoldierHawk). To remedy this, he recommends you go listen to them. Fully Completely is his favorite album of theirs, most people's is Road Apples, though. His favorite song of theirs is "Poets".<br />
*According to the Belief-O-Matic is Therevada Bhuddist.<br />
*He refers to Arlock as Naunie. This is a Japanese word that means "The Arlock Cock".<br />
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== Th-th-th-that's All Folks! ==<br />
<br />
Or as he is prone to say, Da Svedanya!<br />
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[[Category:Forum Members]]<br />
[[Category:Forum Members From Canada]]</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Captain_Pollution&diff=6052Captain Pollution2009-03-14T06:05:18Z<p>Waspler: </p>
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<div>Captain_Pollution is quite a guy, he's got a lot of experience under his belt and will blow you away, if you give him the chance. He was in the 2009 Forum Battle, but lost in his first match. He blames this on Hacker. Read on to learn more, young follower!<br />
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== Names ==<br />
<br />
Captain_Pollution goes by many names. On the forums he once went by Bobashotmace, but he's dead now. On the IRC room he goes by Captain_Pollution, Bobashotmace, Bobshot, Scotch_Whisky, Doctor_Owns-a-Lot, and PepsiCola. He changed his name to Captain_Pollution due to a trivia question to which the answer was Captain Pollution. This made him laugh. He then added an underscore, changed his name, and a legend was born. Also, he digs it when people call him "Cap"++<br />
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== Instruments He Plays ==<br />
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*Guitar<br />
*Piano<br />
*Ukulele<br />
*Recorder<br />
*Bass Guitar<br />
*A bunch more he can't think of right now<br />
<br />
== People He's Met ==<br />
<br />
Fucking Slash, owned.<br />
<br />
== Favorite Things ==<br />
<br />
*Film - Trainspotting<br />
*Cartoon Film - An American Tail<br />
*Cartoon - Tiny Toon Adventures<br />
*Author - Morley Callaghan<br />
*Book - The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway<br />
*Band - Either Alice in Chains, or Pantera, depending on the day<br />
*Album - Either Blind Melon by Blind Melon or Appetite for Destruction by Guns N' Roses<br />
*Song - Rebel Yell by Children of Bodom (I just fucking love Laiho's voice on that song)<br />
*Video Game - Contra<br />
*NES Game - Zelda II<br />
*Arcade Game - Tempest<br />
*Game Series - Sonic the Hedgehog<br />
*Animator - Bob Clampett<br />
*Rock Band - Nazareth<br />
*Food - McDonald's<br />
*Meat - Chicken, or turkey. Any bird is good however.<br />
*Juice - Orange<br />
*Cola - Coca-Soda<br />
*Mortal Kombat Character - Scorpion<br />
*Genre of Music - Alt. Rock<br />
<br />
== Fun Facts ==<br />
<br />
*He is an Occular Albino. This means he gets the poor vision and mind-blowingly horrible headaches that come with Occulataneous (probably spelled wrong, but I don't fucking care) Albinism, but without the pale skin, or hair. Instead, he gets pale eyes (NOTE:Albinos do NOT have red eyes) But he DOES get to technically be an albino, so it's alright, he guesses.<br />
*Doesn't like Lexiabot9000, but that's because the bot doesn't like him. Don't believe me? Tell that to his (somewhere around) 400 point losing streak (he estimates, that's a minimum BTW).<br />
*The first tape he ever bought was The Tragically Hip's Fully Completely. Since you are all mostly Americans, he assumes you haven't heard of them (Except SoldierHawk). To remedy this, he recommends you go listen to them. Fully Completely is his favorite album of theirs, most people's is Road Apples, though. His favorite song of theirs is "Poets".<br />
*According to the Belief-O-Matic is Therevada Bhuddist.<br />
*He refers to Arlock as Naunie. This is a Japanese word that means "The Arlock Cock".<br />
<br />
== Th-th-th-that's All Folks! ==<br />
<br />
Or as he is prone to say, Da Svedanya!<br />
<br />
[[Category:Forum Members]]<br />
[[Category:Forum Members From Canada]]</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Captain_Pollution&diff=6051Captain Pollution2009-03-14T06:03:00Z<p>Waspler: New page: Captain_Pollution is quite a guy, he's got a lot of experience under his belt and will blow you away, if you give him the chance. He was in the 2009 Forum Battle, but lost in his first mat...</p>
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<div>Captain_Pollution is quite a guy, he's got a lot of experience under his belt and will blow you away, if you give him the chance. He was in the 2009 Forum Battle, but lost in his first match. He blames this on Hacker. Read on to learn more, young follower!<br />
<br />
== Names ==<br />
<br />
Captain_Pollution goes by many names. On the forums he once went by Bobashotmace, but he's dead now. On the IRC room he goes by Captain_Pollution, Bobashotmace, Bobshot, Scotch_Whisky, Doctor_Owns-a-Lot, and PepsiCola. He changed his name to Captain_Pollution due to a trivia question to which the answer was Captain Pollution. This made him laugh. He then added an underscore, changed his name, and a legend was born.<br />
<br />
== Instruments He Plays ==<br />
<br />
*Guitar<br />
*Piano<br />
*Ukulele<br />
*Recorder<br />
*Bass Guitar<br />
*A bunch more he can't think of right now<br />
<br />
== People He's Met ==<br />
<br />
Fucking Slash, owned.<br />
<br />
== Favorite Things ==<br />
<br />
*Film - Trainspotting<br />
*Cartoon Film - An American Tail<br />
*Cartoon - Tiny Toon Adventures<br />
*Author - Morley Callaghan<br />
*Book - The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway<br />
*Band - Either Alice in Chains, or Pantera, depending on the day<br />
*Album - Either Blind Melon by Blind Melon or Appetite for Destruction by Guns N' Roses<br />
*Song - Rebel Yell by Children of Bodom (I just fucking love Laiho's voice on that song)<br />
*Video Game - Contra<br />
*NES Game - Zelda II<br />
*Arcade Game - Tempest<br />
*Game Series - Sonic the Hedgehog<br />
*Animator - Bob Clampett<br />
*Rock Band - Nazareth<br />
*Food - McDonald's<br />
*Meat - Chicken, or turkey. Any bird is good however.<br />
*Juice - Orange<br />
*Cola - Coca-Soda<br />
*Mortal Kombat Character - Scorpion<br />
*Genre of Music - Alt. Rock<br />
<br />
== Fun Facts ==<br />
<br />
*He is an Occular Albino. This means he gets the poor vision and mind-blowingly horrible headaches that come with Occulataneous (probably spelled wrong, but I don't fucking care) Albinism, but without the pale skin, or hair. Instead, he gets pale eyes (NOTE:Albinos do NOT have red eyes) But he DOES get to technically be an albino, so it's alright, he guesses.<br />
*Doesn't like Lexiabot9000, but that's because the bot doesn't like him. Don't believe me? Tell that to his (somewhere around) 400 point losing streak (he estimates, that's a minimum BTW).<br />
*The first tape he ever bought was The Tragically Hip's Fully Completely. Since you are all mostly Americans, he assumes you haven't heard of them (Except SoldierHawk). To remedy this, he recommends you go listen to them. Fully Completely is his favorite album of theirs, most people's is Road Apples, though. His favorite song of theirs is "Poets".<br />
*According to the Belief-O-Matic is Therevada Bhuddist.<br />
*He refers to Arlock as Naunie. This is a Japanese word that means "The Arlock Cock".<br />
<br />
== Th-th-th-that's All Folks! ==<br />
<br />
Or as he is prone to say, Da Svedanya!<br />
<br />
[[Category:Forum Members]]<br />
[[Category:Forum Members From Canada]]</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Bobashotmace&diff=6050Bobashotmace2009-03-14T05:23:11Z<p>Waspler: </p>
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<div>Bobashotmace was awesome. He didn't do much but played more instruments than you and had met Slash. He dug everything that didn't suck. He was awesome.<br />
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Also, he was Canadian (which just meant he was better than you, even if you were Canadian.) <br />
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Also, he could not currently get onto his account, which was quite a bitch.<br />
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'''ATTENTION: Please contact Syd via e-mail for account help.'''<br />
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[[Category:Forum Members]]</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Bobashotmace&diff=2555Bobashotmace2008-05-21T07:37:34Z<p>Waspler: </p>
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<div>Bobashotmace is awesome. He doesn't do much but plays more instruments than you and has met Slash. He digs everything that doesn't suck. He is awesome.<br />
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Also, he is Canadian (which just means hes better than you, even if you are Canadian.) <br />
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Also, he cannot currently get onto his account, which is quite a bitch.<br />
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[[Category:Forum Members]]<br />
[[Category:The Complete Sydapedia]]</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Enshinkarateman&diff=2276Enshinkarateman2008-03-04T04:15:14Z<p>Waspler: </p>
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<div>'''Enshinkarateman'''<br />
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Enshinkarateman a.k.a. "Enshin" is a member of the Sydlexia forums. He plays bass, and is in the bands '''[[Mavericka]]<br>''' and '''S.O.S.''' He likes metal. He is known to be obsessed with the number 37, and is known to make a huge number of music references, with his daily average being 138 per day. He is a former martial artist, hence his name. He is most definitely heterosexually challenged and also seems to be extremely full of himself. His favorite hobby is singing the bit from that one song Guns N' Roses covered, where it goes I know what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna fuck fuck fuck fuck you fuck you to himself in the shower.<br />
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[[Category:Forum Members]] [[Category:The Complete Sydapedia]]</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Enshinkarateman&diff=2221Enshinkarateman2008-02-17T18:08:24Z<p>Waspler: </p>
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<div>'''Enshinkarateman'''<br />
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Enshinkarateman a.k.a. "Enshin" is a member of the Sydlexia forums. He plays bass, and is in the bands '''[[Mavericka]]<br>''' and '''S.O.S.''' He likes metal. He is known to be obsessed with the number 37, and is known to make a huge number of music references, with his daily average being 138 per day. He is a former martial artist, hence his name. He is most definitely gay and also seems to be extremely full of himself. His favorite hobby is singing the bit from that one song Guns N' Roses covered, where it goes I know what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna fuck fuck fuck fuck you fuck you to himself in the shower.<br />
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Experiences:<br />
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Music:<br />
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-Singer/Songwriter/Bassist for heavy/speed/thrash metal band '''[[Mavericka]]<br>''' (2005-present)<br />
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-Bassist for punk band '''S.O.S.''' (2007-On Hold)<br />
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Acting:<br />
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-Played Egeus in '''A Midsummer Night's Dream''' (2007)<br />
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-Was Assistant Stage Manager for '''Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat''' (2007)<br />
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[[Category:Forum Members]] [[Category:The Complete Sydapedia]]</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Lacey_Chabert&diff=1654Lacey Chabert2008-01-09T02:56:10Z<p>Waspler: </p>
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<div>Fun to say, fun to eat.<br />
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[[Category:The Complete Sydapedia]]</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Waspler&diff=1636User talk:Waspler2008-01-06T18:42:27Z<p>Waspler: New page: HELLO</p>
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<div>HELLO</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=User:Waspler&diff=1635User:Waspler2008-01-06T18:41:04Z<p>Waspler: </p>
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<div>[[Bobashotmace]]</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=User:Waspler&diff=1634User:Waspler2008-01-06T18:39:54Z<p>Waspler: Redirecting to Bobashotmace</p>
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<div>#REDIRECT [[Bobashotmace]]</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Jimmy_Page&diff=1628Jimmy Page2008-01-05T21:38:52Z<p>Waspler: </p>
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<div>Jimmy Page is guitarist for [[Led Zeppelin]] and [[The Yardbirds]]. He sold his soul to [[Satan]] for his blues-rock guitar powers and practices [[black magic]] in [[Mr. Crowley]]'s mansion.<br />
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He is one cool fucker and one of [[Bobashotmace]]'s biggest influences, falling shortly behind [[Eric Clapton]], [[Slash]], and [[Eddie Van Halen]].<br />
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Page, Jimmy}}</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Street_Fighter_II&diff=1627Street Fighter II2008-01-05T21:35:11Z<p>Waspler: /* People Who Kick Ass at Street Fighter */</p>
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<div>Street Fighter was released in many different versions and for multiple systems.<br />
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All that you must know is that guys who use [[Chun-Li]] or [[E. Honda]] so that they can just hit one button really fast only do it because they jerk off too much and can't play a character that requires skill.<br />
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== People Who Kick Ass at Street Fighter ==<br />
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*[[Murdar Machene]]<br />
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*[[Char Aznable]]<br />
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*[[Mr. Bomberman]]<br />
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*[[Bobashotmace]]<br />
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*[[Your mom]]<br />
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== People Who Suck Ass at Street Fighter ==<br />
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*[[GPFontaine]]<br />
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== People Who Suck Kicked Ass at Street Fighter ==<br />
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*[[Enshinkarateman]]<br />
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[[Category:The Complete Sydapedia]]</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Waspler&diff=1626Waspler2008-01-05T21:33:28Z<p>Waspler: Redirecting to Bobashotmace</p>
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<div>#REDIRECT [[Bobashotmace]]</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Category:Musician&diff=1625Category:Musician2008-01-05T21:32:24Z<p>Waspler: Because random exclamation is fun</p>
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<div>Those who make music!</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Trent_Reznor&diff=1624Trent Reznor2008-01-05T21:30:47Z<p>Waspler: </p>
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<div>He is the leader of the band [[Nine Inch Nails]].<br />
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== Facts ==<br />
*He is oh so totally uncool.<br />
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== Trivia ==<br />
Trent's favorite video game of all time was [[Final Fantasy IV]]. This has actually caused [[Greeneyedzeke]] to fall into a deep depression due to a lack of meaning in his life. To have his all time favorite musician love the same game as [[GPFontaine]] destroys the very fabric that holds his world together. The only thing that keeps him going is his trips to the [[Smoothie|smoothie bar]].<br />
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Reznor, Trent}}</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Talk:THIS_IS_A_FUCKING_JOKE&diff=1623Talk:THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE2008-01-05T21:29:37Z<p>Waspler: </p>
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<div>Maybe we should cover all the other unique emoticons like the red medicine, slobberknocker, and the bell.<br />
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Disagree, THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE is something special, the others aren't.</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Jack_Nicholson&diff=1601Jack Nicholson2008-01-04T22:02:07Z<p>Waspler: </p>
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<div>All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.<br><br />
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.<br><br />
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"True dat"~[[Bobashotmace]]<br />
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[[Category:The Complete Sydapedia]]</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Street_Fighter_II&diff=1600Street Fighter II2008-01-04T22:00:33Z<p>Waspler: /* People Who Suck Kicked Ass at Street Fighter */</p>
<hr />
<div>Street Fighter was released in many different versions and for multiple systems.<br />
<br />
All that you must know is that guys who use [[Chun-Li]] or [[E. Honda]] so that they can just hit one button really fast only do it because they jerk off too much and can't play a character that requires skill.<br />
<br />
== People Who Kick Ass at Street Fighter ==<br />
<br />
*[[Murdar Machene]]<br />
<br />
*[[Char Aznable]]<br />
<br />
*[[Mr. Bomberman]]<br />
<br />
*[[Bobashotmace]]<br />
<br />
*[[Your Mom]]<br />
<br />
== People Who Suck Ass at Street Fighter ==<br />
<br />
*[[GPFontaine]]<br />
<br />
== People Who Suck Kicked Ass at Street Fighter ==<br />
<br />
*[[Enshinkarateman]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:The Complete Sydapedia]]</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Street_Fighter_II&diff=1599Street Fighter II2008-01-04T21:59:51Z<p>Waspler: </p>
<hr />
<div>Street Fighter was released in many different versions and for multiple systems.<br />
<br />
All that you must know is that guys who use [[Chun-Li]] or [[E. Honda]] so that they can just hit one button really fast only do it because they jerk off too much and can't play a character that requires skill.<br />
<br />
== People Who Kick Ass at Street Fighter ==<br />
<br />
*[[Murdar Machene]]<br />
<br />
*[[Char Aznable]]<br />
<br />
*[[Mr. Bomberman]]<br />
<br />
*[[Bobashotmace]]<br />
<br />
*[[Your Mom]]<br />
<br />
== People Who Suck Ass at Street Fighter ==<br />
<br />
*[[GPFontaine]]<br />
<br />
== People Who Suck Kicked Ass at Street Fighter ==<br />
<br />
*[[Enshinkateman]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:The Complete Sydapedia]]</div>Wasplerhttp://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Street_Fighter_II&diff=1598Street Fighter II2008-01-04T21:57:48Z<p>Waspler: /* People Who Kick Ass at Street Fighter */</p>
<hr />
<div>Street Fighter was released in many different versions and for multiple systems.<br />
<br />
All that you must know is that guys who use [[Chun-Li]] or [[E. Honda]] so that they can just hit one button really fast only do it because they jerk off too much and can't play a character that requires skill.<br />
<br />
== People Who Kick Ass at Street Fighter ==<br />
<br />
*[[Murdar Machene]]<br />
<br />
*[[Char Aznable]]<br />
<br />
*[[Mr. Bomberman]]<br />
<br />
*[[Bobashotmace]]<br />
<br />
*[[Your Mom]]<br />
<br />
== People Who Suck Ass at Street Fighter ==<br />
<br />
*[[GPFontaine]]<br />
<br />
[[Category:The Complete Sydapedia]]</div>Waspler