A SydLexian Story - Revision history

SydLexia at 01:05, 17 June 2009

2009-06-17T01:05:50Z

Hacker: /* SydLexian Story */

2009-06-16T05:47:47Z

SydLexian Story

Hacker: /* chapter 11 the untitled chapter */

2009-06-16T05:44:27Z

chapter 11 the untitled chapter

Hacker: /* SydLexian Story */

2009-06-16T05:41:49Z

SydLexian Story

SevereFlame: /* Chapter X, or should I say, Chapter Professor HITLER!?!? */

2009-02-17T23:36:34Z

Chapter X, or should I say, Chapter Professor HITLER!?!?

SevereFlame: /* SydLexian Story */

2009-02-17T23:35:15Z

SydLexian Story

Yojimaizamara: someone mucked it all up. i fixed it.

2009-01-03T12:41:00Z

someone mucked it all up. i fixed it.

Yojimaizamara at 12:34, 3 January 2009

2009-01-03T12:34:46Z

Gpfontaine at 17:10, 30 December 2008

2008-12-30T17:10:33Z

Gpfontaine: /* SydLexian Story */

2008-12-30T16:54:58Z

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-=== Chapter VII, the Chappening ===
+=== Chapter VII: The Chappening ===
 Syd did use his trusty [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EOne eOne] to search for the immaculate aforementioned adult articles, but his virile search proved fruitless, for his arch-nemesis, the Evil Yaoi Monster only allowed his mind to be brutally raped and plundered in all of it's think-holes with images of Yu-Gi-Oh fan fiction! "AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!" lamented the glorious warrior.
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-=== Chapter 9, in Which There is Danger ===
+=== Chapter 9, In Which There Is Danger ===
 Syd pondered for a moment, then promptly turned himself upside down again to await 80:08, so he could LOL at the clock for saying B00B, but before 5 seconds had gone by, the clock melted, and so did Syd's face. He then awoke again, but could see only pitch darkness penetrated by a bright fire. Once his eyes adjusted, he say an old man in a brown robe. "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!" The old man presented Syd with a wooden sword. [[Syd Lexia]] smiled.
-=== Chapter X, or should I say, Chapter Professor HITLER!?!? ===
+=== Chapter X... Or Should I Say, Chapter Professor HITLER!?!? ===
 [[Syd Lexia]] took the sword and exited out of the dungeon. There he saw nothing. So he went north and saw a squid thing chasing his sister, [[Krislexia]]. His eyes lit up with anger as if the devil from Devil World came and punched him in the face. He grabbed his shitty wooden sword and ran after the squid thing. He chased him right into a dungeon. Syd wandered around until he found a map. On the map, he saw a diagram of the rooms in the dungeon. He noticed immediately that the rooms were shaped to form a swastika. His eyebrow raised for no fucking reason. He went on to find the compass, and found the Triforce piece room.
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 "OH FUCK!" Syd screamed.
-=== chapter 11 the untitled chapter ===
+=== Chapter 11: Bankruptcy ===
 "He's not Regalsin. I am" then out of nowhere The real Regalsin appeared holding a shiny steel sword. "here Syd" Regalsin said "take my sword". then he threw his sword. with the grace of a ballerina Syd grabbed it out of the air and replied "thanks Regalsin. your the coolest" then Regalsin disappeared and Syd looked at hacker and said "if your not Regalsin then who are you" Hacker replied "i am hacker disease of your forum"

← Older revision		Revision as of 05:47, 16 June 2009
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−	"He's not Regalsin. I am" then out of nowhere The real Regalsin appeared holding a shiny steel sword. "here Syd" Regalsin said "take my sword". then he threw his sword. with the grace of a ballerina Syd grabbed it out of the air and replied "thanks Regalsin. your the coolest" then Regalsin disappeared and Syd looked at hacker and said "if your not Regalsin then who are you" Hacker replied "i am hacker disease of your forum"	+	"He's not Regalsin. I am" then out of nowhere The real Regalsin appeared holding a shiny steel sword. "here Syd" Regalsin said "take my sword". then he threw his sword. with the grace of a ballerina Syd grabbed it out of the air and replied "thanks Regalsin. your the coolest" then Regalsin disappeared and Syd looked at hacker and said "if your not Regalsin then who are you" Hacker replied "i am hacker disease of your forum"

← Older revision		Revision as of 05:44, 16 June 2009
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−	"He's not Regalsin. I am" then out of nowhere The real Regalsin appeared holding a shiny sword. "here Syd" Regalsin said "take my sword". then he threw his sword ~~and~~ with the grace of a ballerina Syd grabbed it out of the air and replied "thanks Regalsin. your the coolest" then Regalsin disappeared and Syd looked at hacker and said "if your not Regalsin then who are you" Hacker replied "i am hacker disease of your forum"	+	"He's not Regalsin. I am" then out of nowhere The real Regalsin appeared holding a shiny steel sword. "here Syd" Regalsin said "take my sword". then he threw his sword. with the grace of a ballerina Syd grabbed it out of the air and replied "thanks Regalsin. your the coolest" then Regalsin disappeared and Syd looked at hacker and said "if your not Regalsin then who are you" Hacker replied "i am hacker disease of your forum"

← Older revision		Revision as of 05:41, 16 June 2009
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	"OH FUCK!" Syd screamed.		"OH FUCK!" Syd screamed.
−	~~<!--~~ The ~~Story Ends -->~~	+
		+	=== chapter 11 the untitled chapter ===
		+
		+	"He's not Regalsin. I am" then out of nowhere The real Regalsin appeared holding a shiny sword. "here Syd" Regalsin said "take my sword". then he threw his sword and with the grace of a ballerina Syd grabbed it out of the air and replied "thanks Regalsin. your the coolest" then Regalsin disappeared and Syd looked at hacker and said "if your not Regalsin then who are you" Hacker replied "i am hacker disease of your forum"

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 Hacker replied with a "yes"
-Syd Lexia smiled, and said "Are you sure you are the boss, hacker? Or should I say, [[PROFESSOR HITLER]]!?!
+Syd Lexia smiled, and said "Are you sure you are the boss, hacker? Or should I say, [[Professor Hitler]]!?!
-"I'm not []Professor Hitler]]" Hacker said.
+"I'm not [[Professor Hitler]]" Hacker said.
 "Oh good" Syd replied.

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 == SydLexian Story ==
 === Chapter 1 ===
-:: One late Friday afternoon, in a van down by the river, Syd Lexia decided to hook up his [[NES]] and work some magic with the [[Power Glove]].
+One late Friday afternoon, in a van down by the river, Syd Lexia decided to hook up his [[NES]] and work some magic with the [[Power Glove]].
-:: It's too bad.  The [[Power Glove]] sucked so bad that when Syd hooked it up, it fried both his [[NES]] and his TV.  He did however enjoy the [[stimulation]] from the electrocution.
+=== Chapter 2 ===
-:: As it turns out, this stimulation was actually the awakening of his latent [[super powers]], brought on by the electrocution, little did he know, he was being monitored by his arch nemesis.
+=== Chapter 3 ===
-:: As Syd began to recover from his energizing accident, he realized an awful truth about his situation and screamed, "Oh fuck!!!! Without my TV I can't watch [[Days of Our Lives]] or pay per-view porn!"
+=== Chapter 4 ===
-:: The almighty Syd worried about this for only a brief, apocalyptic moment before he realized, "Big fuckin' deal, I'll just search for [[Erin Esurance]] hentai!!! Shwing!"
+=== Chapter 5 ===
-:: "Ah, yes" Syd said to himself, "It's a good thing I still have my trusty [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EOne eMachines eOne]! And coupled with a high speed connection, just thinking about gives me a boner!! I am gonna have a good night tonight!! Now I can look at all the internet porn for which my heart desires!!!"
+=== Chapter 6 ===
-:: Syd did use his trusty [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EOne eOne] to search for the immaculate aforementioned adult articles, but his virile search proved fruitless, for his arch-nemesis, the Evil Yaoi Monster only allowed his mind to be brutally raped and plundered in all of it's think-holes with images of Yu-Gi-Oh fan fiction! "AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!" lamented the glorious warrior.
-:: Syd pondered for a moment, then promptly turned himself upside down again to await 80:08, so he could LOL at the clock for saying B00B, but before 5 seconds had gone by, the clock melted, and so did Syd's face. He then awoke again, but could see only pitch darkness penetrated by a bright fire. Once his etes adjusted, he say an old man in a brown robe. "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!" The onld man presented Syd with a wooden sword. [[Syd Lexia]] smiled.
+=== Chapter 8 ===
 <!-- The Story Ends -->