Bill Maher - Revision history

JRA at 17:33, 29 January 2010

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Hilarious things he's said

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Hilarious things he's said

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	*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJy0wE_mHjc Starting at 2:10ish, delivering a well-deserved beatdown with a smugness that we can only envy.]		*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJy0wE_mHjc Starting at 2:10ish, delivering a well-deserved beatdown with a smugness that we can only envy.]
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		+	==Stupid things he's said==
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		+	*"A swine flu shot is the worst thing you can do."

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	*'When are we gonna get it, that the most dangerous drugs are the legal ones, and the most trivial ones are growing under a heat lamp in my dressing room?"		*'When are we gonna get it, that the most dangerous drugs are the legal ones, and the most trivial ones are growing under a heat lamp in my dressing room?"
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		+	*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJy0wE_mHjc Starting at 2:10ish, delivering a well-deserved beatdown with a smugness that we can only envy.]

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 [[Image:Bill-maher-steve-irwin.jpg|right|thumb| What Jeebus wishes would happen IRL]]
-Bill Maher is a liberal pundit who trolls conservatives and religious extremists IRL FTW. Syd Lexia, Dr Jeebus, and probably Kubo (him being Republican and all) can't stand his ass.  JRA on the other hand, thinks he's absolutely hysterical and is his role model.  JRA plans to make a show that's a complete copy of Real Time (except it would be about music and video games as opposes to politics and religion, so hopefully he won't sue.)
+Bill Maher is a liberal pundit who trolls conservatives and religious extremists IRL FTW. Syd Lexia, Dr Jeebus, and probably Kubo (them being Republicans and all) can't stand his ass.  JRA on the other hand, thinks he's absolutely hysterical and is his role model.  JRA plans to make a show that's a complete copy of Real Time (except it would be about music and video games as opposes to politics and religion, so hopefully he won't sue.)
 ==Hilarious things he's said==

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	*"Well you, see my friend Ann Coulter...[massive booing]...I know, I know, but it's much different when she's cumming."		*"Well you, see my friend Ann Coulter...[massive booing]...I know, I know, but it's much different when she's cumming."
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		+	*'When are we gonna get it, that the most dangerous drugs are the legal ones, and the most trivial ones are growing under a heat lamp in my dressing room?"

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-[[Image:Bill-maher-steve-irwin.jpg|left|thumb| What Jeebus wishes would happen IRL]]
+[[Image:Bill-maher-steve-irwin.jpg|right|thumb| What Jeebus wishes would happen IRL]]
-Bill Maher is a liberal pundit who trolls conservatives and religious extremists IRL FTW. Syd Lexia, Dr Jeebus, and probably Kubo (him being republican and all) can't stand his ass.  JRA on the other hand, thinks he's absolutely hysterical and is his role model.  JRA plans to make a show that's a complete copy of Real Time (except it would be about music and video games as opposes to politics and religion, so hopefully he won't sue.)
+Bill Maher is a liberal pundit who trolls conservatives and religious extremists IRL FTW. Syd Lexia, Dr Jeebus, and probably Kubo (him being Republican and all) can't stand his ass.  JRA on the other hand, thinks he's absolutely hysterical and is his role model.  JRA plans to make a show that's a complete copy of Real Time (except it would be about music and video games as opposes to politics and religion, so hopefully he won't sue.)
 ==Hilarious things he's said==

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 *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz5T1EEo8ws "Thank God Jerry Falwell is dead."]
-*"There I said it, it's true.  And you know it's true because when I wrote it on the internet, I didn't add LOL." (Sarcastically, of course.  This should be a proverb, metaphor, and/or euphemism for all of /b/)
+*"What can't you convince people of just by saying it?  [For instance:] John McCain is a cyborg.  There I said it, it's true.  And you know it's true because when I wrote it on the internet, I didn't add LOL." (This should be a proverb, metaphor, and/or euphemism for all of /b/)
 *"Well you, see my friend Ann Coulter...[massive booing]...I know, I know, but it's much different when she's cumming."

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-*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pm2wTGgYAw the classic, white translation of rap lyrics]
+*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pm2wTGgYAw His classic white translation of rap lyrics.]
-*"Stop saying Brokeback Mountain lost the 'Best Picture Oscar' to Crash because of a homosexual backlash.  If Brokeback Mountain taught us anything its that there's nothing wrong with cumming in number two."
+*"Stop saying Brokeback Mountain lost the 'Best Picture Oscar' to Crash because of a homosexual backlash. If Brokeback Mountain taught us anything its that there's nothing wrong with cumming in number two."
-*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz5T1EEo8ws "Thank God Jerry Falwell is dead"]
+*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz5T1EEo8ws "Thank God Jerry Falwell is dead."]
-*"There I said it, it's true.  And you know it's true because when I wrote it on the internet, I didn't add LOL." (Sarcastically, of course.  This should be proverb, metaphor, and/or euphimism for all of /b/)
+*"There I said it, it's true.  And you know it's true because when I wrote it on the internet, I didn't add LOL." (Sarcastically, of course.  This should be a proverb, metaphor, and/or euphemism for all of /b/)
 *"Well you, see my friend Ann Coulter...[massive booing]...I know, I know, but it's much different when she's cumming."