Chilliwack, BC - Revision history

SydLexia at 03:54, 15 May 2010

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Ross rifle113 at 21:17, 26 July 2008

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Tyop at 21:09, 1 July 2008

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Ross rifle113 at 23:25, 14 April 2008

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Ross rifle113: /* Notable Residents */

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Notable Residents

Ross rifle113 at 22:05, 14 March 2008

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Ross rifle113 at 09:51, 25 February 2008

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Ross rifle113 at 08:19, 18 February 2008

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Ross rifle113 at 08:05, 18 February 2008

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Ross rifle113: /* Problems */

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Problems

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 * Mullet Man-''the infamous Mullet Man used to ride around town on his bike talking to himself.''
 * Crazy Bike Guy-''once pulled a knife on Ross' mom.''
-* Redbeard-''this homeless guy that Ross talks to. He rides his bike alot and is really nice.''
+* Redbeard-''this homeless guy that Ross talks to. He rides his bike a lot and is really nice.''
 * Pirate Man-''Crazy fucker. Wears a horizontally striped shirt and has in depth conversations with himself.''
 * Gay Boys- ''Live across the street from Ross. They only painted half their house, but they chopped down their shrubs and`ll have to finish the job. The have dogs and are gay.''

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−	Chilliwack, British Columbia, is the shittiest shit town to ever shit. It's approximately 100 km from Vancouver, BC. It is [[Ross Rifle]]'s home town~~, as well as home base for [[Chainsaw Symphony]]~~. Chilliwack sucks.	+	Chilliwack, British Columbia, is the shittiest shit town to ever shit. It's approximately 100 km from Vancouver, BC. It is [[Ross Rifle]]'s home town. Chilliwack sucks.

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	Chilliwack's first inhabitants were the Kipp family in the late 1800s. Throughout the 20th Century, Chilliwack grew. That's about it. Chilliwack sucks.		Chilliwack's first inhabitants were the Kipp family in the late 1800s. Throughout the 20th Century, Chilliwack grew. That's about it. Chilliwack sucks.

		+	== The Joke ==
		+	Who remembers Johnny Hart's "BC" comic strip? Every once in a while they'd have a joke where the one caveman says "My hometown is so small..." and the other caveman says "Oh yeah? How small was it?"-insert punchline here...

		+	Well, Chilliwack is so small...
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		+	(How small is it?)
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		+	We never have elections for mayor because only one guy runs...
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		+	PS. That isn't a punchline. It's the truth. Another truth is that Chilliwack sucks.

	== Region ==		== Region ==

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 * Crazy Bike Guy-''once pulled a knife on Ross' mom.''
 * Redbeard-''this homeless guy that Ross talks to. He rides his bike alot and is really nice.''
 * Patrick-''an old high school friend of Chainsaw Symphony. He fell into hard drugs and is now a complete idiot.''
 == Problems ==

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 == Demographic ==
-Chilliwack has about 60,000 residents. There's probably about 300 Asians, 5 African-Americans, 3 East Indians, 35,000 white people, and the rest First Nations people. As mentioned above, the town is surrounded by Indian reserves, so a very large number of Chilliwack's residents are drunk, poor, drug-addicted Native people. There's a bunch of homeless people too. Chilliwack also holds a Canadian record for most Churches per capita, as well as most grow-ops per capita...put that one together. Chilliwack sucks.
+Chilliwack has about 70,000 residents. There's probably about 300 Asians, 5 African-Americans, 3 East Indians, 35,000 white people, and the rest First Nations people. As mentioned above, the town is surrounded by Indian reserves, so a very large number of Chilliwack's residents are drunk, poor, drug-addicted Native people. There's a bunch of homeless people too. Chilliwack also holds a Canadian record for most Churches per capita, as well as most grow-ops per capita...put that one together. Chilliwack sucks.
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 It also doesn't help that ol' Wheels (Mayor Sam Sullivan) in Vancouver is clearing out his town for the [[2010 Olympics]] and sending all the dregs of society to outlying town, without giving a shit.
 Lastly, Chilliwack sucks.

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-Chilliwack, British Columbia, is the shittiest shit town to ever shit. It's approximately 100 km from Vancouver, BC. It is [[Ross Rifle]]'s home town, as well as home base for [[Chainsaw Symphony]].
+Chilliwack, British Columbia, is the shittiest shit town to ever shit. It's approximately 100 km from Vancouver, BC. It is [[Ross Rifle]]'s home town, as well as home base for [[Chainsaw Symphony]]. Chilliwack sucks.
 == History ==
-Chilliwack's first inhabitants were the Kipp family in the late 1800s. Throughout the 20th Century, Chilliwack grew. That's about it.
+Chilliwack's first inhabitants were the Kipp family in the late 1800s. Throughout the 20th Century, Chilliwack grew. That's about it. Chilliwack sucks.
 == Region ==
-Chilliwack sits in the middle of the beautiful Fraser Valley. It is bordered at the South by the Vedder River and at the North by the Fraser River. Chilliwack is surrounded by mountains and forest. It's also surrounded by Indian reserves, which isn't the best.
+Chilliwack sits in the middle of the beautiful Fraser Valley. It is bordered at the South by the Vedder River and at the North by the Fraser River. Chilliwack is surrounded by mountains and forest. It's also surrounded by Indian reserves, which isn't the best. Chilliwack sucks.
 == Demographic ==
-Chilliwack has about 60,000 residents. There's probably about 300 Asians, 5 African-Americans, 3 East Indians, 35,000 white people, and the rest First Nations people. As mentioned above, the town is surrounded by Indian reserves, so a very large number of Chilliwack's residents are drunk, poor, drug-addicted Native people. There's a bunch of homeless people too. Chilliwack also holds a Canadian record for most Churches per capita, as well as most grow-ops per capita...put that one together.
+Chilliwack has about 60,000 residents. There's probably about 300 Asians, 5 African-Americans, 3 East Indians, 35,000 white people, and the rest First Nations people. As mentioned above, the town is surrounded by Indian reserves, so a very large number of Chilliwack's residents are drunk, poor, drug-addicted Native people. There's a bunch of homeless people too. Chilliwack also holds a Canadian record for most Churches per capita, as well as most grow-ops per capita...put that one together. Chilliwack sucks.
 == City Centre ==
-Chilliwack's downtown core is marked by Five Corners, a square that no one except Chilliwack drivers can seem to handle. At least half of the downtown core's businesses are abandoned.
+Chilliwack's downtown core is marked by Five Corners, a square that no one except Chilliwack drivers can seem to handle. At least half of the downtown core's businesses are abandoned. Chilliwack sucks.
 ==Notable Residents==
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 It also doesn't help that ol' Wheels (Mayor Sam Sullivan) in Vancouver is clearing out his town for the [[2010 Olympics]] and sending all the dregs of society to outlying town, without giving a shit.
 == Thoughts ==