LowEndLem - Revision history

LowEndLem at 05:31, 24 October 2019

2019-10-24T05:31:09Z

2017-01-30T04:36:14Z

Appearance

2011-01-06T00:24:58Z

2011-01-02T05:22:52Z

Lem's Quote Wall

2011-01-01T04:55:19Z

Lem's Quote Wall

2011-01-01T04:49:45Z

2010-08-03T06:54:03Z

2010-08-03T06:47:26Z

Bands Lem Has Been In

2010-08-03T06:46:32Z

2010-06-29T07:41:05Z

LowEndLem

← Older revision		Revision as of 05:31, 24 October 2019
Line 501:		Line 501:


−	Me: "Guess what I invoke (it's probably ~~McCampbell's~~ Law)."	+	Me: "Guess what I invoke (it's probably The Law Of Greatest Misery)."

	Scott: "Is it a pony? Invoke a pony!"		Scott: "Is it a pony? Invoke a pony!"

← Older revision		Revision as of 04:36, 30 January 2017
Line 10:		Line 10:

	<s>Has never, to his eternal shame, never beaten a Mario game. He's currently working on it after the 2010 SNES Challenge had a Super Mario World Challenge.</s> He finally beat Bowser on April 26, 2010. Suck it, Koopa.		<s>Has never, to his eternal shame, never beaten a Mario game. He's currently working on it after the 2010 SNES Challenge had a Super Mario World Challenge.</s> He finally beat Bowser on April 26, 2010. Suck it, Koopa.
−
−	~~==Appearance==~~
−
−	~~[[Image:N831906691_1388362_7930.jpg]]~~

	== Places Lem Is Banned From ==		== Places Lem Is Banned From ==

← Older revision		Revision as of 00:24, 6 January 2011
Line 1,102:		Line 1,102:

	The Law of Greatest Misery states that as the time since Scott's last failure increases, the probability of failing again approaches 1 and the intensity of said fail also increases. In other words, the more he thinks his luck has changed, the more likely Lady Luck will shaft him with her vibrating dildo of misfortune.		The Law of Greatest Misery states that as the time since Scott's last failure increases, the probability of failing again approaches 1 and the intensity of said fail also increases. In other words, the more he thinks his luck has changed, the more likely Lady Luck will shaft him with her vibrating dildo of misfortune.
		+
		+	===Lem's 2nd Quote Wall (as added by other forumers)===
		+	(in a text to [[Cameron]])
		+	"When homophobic coworker screws up dry swallowing a pain pill, am not allowed to ask if that's why his boyfriend broke up with him."
	[[Category: Forum Members]]		[[Category: Forum Members]]

@@ Line 293: / Line 293: @@
-Steve Serio: *rolling a die* "One... beat it."
+Steve S: *rolling a die* "One... beat it."
 Scott: "I'll beat it like my dick at a Hilary Duff concert."
@@ Line 299: / Line 299: @@
-Steve French: "$500 says you don't get close to my sister."
+Steve F: "$500 says you don't get close to my sister."
 Scott: "I don't need to get close to use a tranq dart."

@@ Line 36: / Line 36: @@
 ==Lem's Quote Wall==
 <br>Started by a friend of his, it has grown since its' humble origins in 2008. This is the version as of Dec. 31, 2010. Lem's name is Scott, for the record.
 So I have this friend, you see. And he's really fucking angry. At everything. Always. And he's just brimming with great quotes.

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 == LowEndLem ==
-This is the story of LowEndLem. Basically an idiot, he Stumbled Upon the SydLexia.com website and it went downhill from there. He joined the forums in March 2009 after realizing that he didn't spend enough time on his computer talking to people he's never met. He has since remedied this to a larger extent by joining the IRC channel. LowEndLem doesn't post often, but when he does, it's usually in the General Discussion. He is usually found in IRC at night. One of the original MSLT3K members, he'll occasionally join in a [[MSLT3K]] and is no longer doing his LP of Pokemon Sapphire, but I swear, it'll start up anew with Emerald when I get the files back. No lie.
+A budding alcoholic who somehow found the site on StumbleUpon, he decided after being kicked out of college, he had nothing else to do, so he joined up. Quickly decided IRC was more his thing.
 == Background ==

@@ Line 28: / Line 28: @@
 <br>Unnamed Cover Band - It's better than another metal band.
 <br>Unnamed Altrock band - Jesus Christ, I can't stay away from music. (This was Course9 with no name)
-<br>At Mourning's End - Screamo/popmosh band. Has since been replaced.
+<br>At Mourning's End - Screamo/popmosh band. After extended tryout period, declined the offer. I think they broke up after losing a singer.
 <br>Another Unnamed Altrock Band - Holy shit what is this I don't even (This is the same as the other Altrock band. Yes I suck. Fuck you.)
 <br> Currently not in a band, subject to change, obviously.
 [[Category: Forum Members]]