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:: After a long horrible night of self abuse, [[Syd Lexia]] awoke to a buzzing alarm clock flashing the word '''hEll''' in brilliant red LED lights. It took him a good minute or two to roll over and realize he was simply viewing 11:34 upside down. Unfortunately when his focus shifted beyond the clock, he realized his room had no walls, only flames... Syd was in hell. | :: After a long horrible night of self abuse, [[Syd Lexia]] awoke to a buzzing alarm clock flashing the word '''hEll''' in brilliant red LED lights. It took him a good minute or two to roll over and realize he was simply viewing 11:34 upside down. Unfortunately when his focus shifted beyond the clock, he realized his room had no walls, only flames... Syd was in hell. | ||
| − | + | :: Syd pondered for a moment, then promptly turned himself upside down again to await 80:08, so he could LOL at the clock for saying B00B, but before 5 seconds had gone by, the clock melted, and so did Syd's face. He then awoke again, but could see only pitch darkness penetrated by a bright fire. Once his etes adjusted, he say an old man in a brown robe. "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!" The onld man presented Syd with a wooden sword. [[Syd Lexia]] smiled. | |
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Revision as of 05:34, 3 January 2009
Welcome to "A SydLexian Story".
This story is written by the members of the SydLexian Community
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SydLexian Story
Chapter 1
- One late Friday afternoon, in a van down by the river, Syd Lexia decided to hook up his NES and work some magic with the Power Glove.
- It's too bad. The Power Glove sucked so bad that when Syd hooked it up, it fried both his NES and his TV. He did however enjoy the stimulation from the electrocution.
- As it turns out, this stimulation was actually the awakening of his latent super powers, brought on by the electrocution, little did he know, he was being monitored by his arch nemesis.
- As Syd began to recover from his energizing accident, he realized an awful truth about his situation and screamed, "Oh fuck!!!! Without my TV I can't watch Days of Our Lives or pay per-view porn!"
- The almighty Syd worried about this for only a brief, apocalyptic moment before he realized, "Big fuckin' deal, I'll just search for Erin Esurance hentai!!! Shwing!"
- "Ah, yes" Syd said to himself, "It's a good thing I still have my trusty eMachines eOne! And coupled with a high speed connection, just thinking about gives me a boner!! I am gonna have a good night tonight!! Now I can look at all the internet porn for which my heart desires!!!"
- Syd did use his trusty eOne to search for the immaculate aforementioned adult articles, but his virile search proved fruitless, for his arch-nemesis, the Evil Yaoi Monster only allowed his mind to be brutally raped and plundered in all of it's think-holes with images of Yu-Gi-Oh fan fiction! "AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!" lamented the glorious warrior.
Chapter 2
- After a long horrible night of self abuse, Syd Lexia awoke to a buzzing alarm clock flashing the word hEll in brilliant red LED lights. It took him a good minute or two to roll over and realize he was simply viewing 11:34 upside down. Unfortunately when his focus shifted beyond the clock, he realized his room had no walls, only flames... Syd was in hell.
- Syd pondered for a moment, then promptly turned himself upside down again to await 80:08, so he could LOL at the clock for saying B00B, but before 5 seconds had gone by, the clock melted, and so did Syd's face. He then awoke again, but could see only pitch darkness penetrated by a bright fire. Once his etes adjusted, he say an old man in a brown robe. "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!" The onld man presented Syd with a wooden sword. Syd Lexia smiled.
