Oh. The green links make me have to write stuff. Or are they yellow? Damn colorblindness. What was I supposed to write about? Candy asses? What the hell? Let's see... they are asses made out of candy. No wait, asses on candy bars. Wait no. GOD DAMN IT! What is a Candy ass? Somebody tell me! Maybe it's a mean name. Like queer. That's it! It's a synonym for queer!