Captain Pollution

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Captain_Pollution is quite a guy, he's got a lot of experience under his belt, and a lot of experience below his belt. He will blow you away, if you give him the chance. He was in the 2009 Forum Battle, but lost in his first match. He doesn't post very much on the forums, but is far and away the most active member in the IRC room, and spends aload of time there. He blames this on Hacker. Read on to learn more, young follower!


Captain_Pollution goes by many names. On the forums he once went by Bobashotmace, but he's dead now. On the IRC room he goes by Captain_Pollution, Bobashotmace, Bobshot, Scotch_Whisky, Doctor_Owns-a-Lot, PepsiCola, FigNewton, Dude_Love, Rocket_Raccoon, Boris_Pasternak, and Tofurkey. Most of the time he uses some variation of the FigNewton name, and all his friends call him Fig, regardless of what name he's using. If you see him as Boris_Pasternak, that means he's using the Comic Chat, and he uses PepsiHiding as his away nick. He changed his name to Captain_Pollution on the forums due to a trivia question to which the answer was Captain Pollution. This made him laugh. He then added an underscore, changed his name, and a legend was born. Also, he digs it when people call him "Cap".

People He's Met

Fucking Slash, owned.

Favourite Things

  • Film - Trainspotting
  • Cartoon Film - An American Tail
  • Cartoon - Tiny Toon Adventures
  • Author - Ernest Hemingway
  • Book - /The Watch That Ends the Night/ by Hugh MacLennan
  • Band - Either Alice in Chains, or Pantera, depending on the day
  • Album - Either Blind Melon by Blind Melon or Appetite for Destruction by Guns N' Roses
  • Song - Rebel Yell by Children of Bodom (I just fucking love Laiho's voice on that song)
  • Video Game - Tetris for the Game Boy
  • NES Game - Zelda II
  • Arcade Game - Tempest
  • Game Series - Sonic the Hedgehog
  • Animator - Bob Clampett
  • Rock Band - Nazareth
  • Food - McDonald's
  • Meat - Chicken, or turkey. Any bird is good however.
  • Juice - Orange
  • Cola - Coca-Soda
  • Mortal Kombat Character - Scorpion
  • Genre of Music - Alt. Rock
  • Board Game - Settlers of Catan
  • Decade - The '80s, it WOULD be the '90s, but they fucked it up during the second half
  • Sport to Play - Curling
  • Sport to Watch - Baseball
  • Number - 1972

Fun Facts

  • He is an Ocular Albino. This means he gets the poor vision and mind-blowingly horrible headaches that come with Occulataneous (probably spelled wrong, but I don't fucking care) Albinism, but without the pale skin, or hair. Instead, he gets pale eyes (NOTE:Albinos do NOT have red eyes) But he DOES get to technically be an albino, so it's alright, he guesses.
  • Is totally best friends with Lexy because he's always on and plays fun games with Fig. He also gives Fig autovoice, which is super nice.
  • The first tape he ever bought was The Tragically Hip's Fully Completely. Since you are all mostly Americans, he assumes you haven't heard of them (Except SoldierHawk). To remedy this, he recommends you go listen to them. Fully Completely is his favorite album of theirs, most people's is Road Apples, though. His favorite song of theirs is "Poets".
  • According to the Belief-O-Matic is Therevada Bhuddist.
  • He refers to Arlock as Naunie. This is a Japanese word that means "The Arlock Cock".
  • He is an author and his work has appeared in several magazines. With any luck, he will soon be a published novelist, woo!

Th-th-th-that's All Folks!

Or as he is prone to say, Da Svedanya!