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Latest revision as of 15:30, 23 July 2008

Chainsaw Symphony is soon to be the greatest band on Earth. Started in Chilliwack, BC, in 2007, they fuse hard rock, blues, metal, prog-rock, and techno/industrial. They have yet to perform, record, or even practice as a full unit, but Chilliwack is a vaccuumous hole when it comes to fame, so they'll really start shit when they move to Vancouver in 2009.



Break-up

On May 30, 2008, Ross Rifle called an end to Chainsaw Symphony. He had had enough of false starts and three years of his dreams being a cock-tease. Maybe some day the band shall begin anew, but Ross is solo at the moment.



Members:

Ross Rifle: Lead Guitars, Rhythm Guitars, Vocals

Connor Tkach: Keyboards, Rhythm Guitars, Vocals

Geoff Prokop: Rhythm Guitars, Lead Guitars, Vocals

Brandon Kostering: Bass, Vocals

Ryan Smith: Drums




Influences:



The Ladies of the Symphony

  • Ross, Brandon, and Geoff, the three founding members of Chainsaw Symphony have all called dibs on the celebrity they are going to marry and/or screw mightily when they are famous.

Ross 1. Scarlett Johansson 2. Marion Raven

Brandon 1. Megan Fox 2. Elisha Cuthbert

Geoff 1. Lindsay Lohan- Why? none of us are sure... 2. Keira Knightley