Chainsaw Symphony is soon to be the greatest band on Earth. Started in Chilliwack, BC, in 2007, they fuse hard rock, blues, metal, prog-rock, and techno/industrial. They have yet to perform, record, or even practice as a full unit, but Chilliwack is a vaccuumous hole when it comes to fame, so they'll really start shit when they move to Vancouver in 2009.
On May 30, 2008, Ross Rifle called an end to Chainsaw Symphony. He had had enough of false starts and three years of his dreams being a cock-tease. Maybe some day the band shall begin anew, but Ross is solo at the moment.
Ross Rifle: Lead Guitars, Rhythm Guitars, Vocals
Connor Tkach: Keyboards, Rhythm Guitars, Vocals
Geoff Prokop: Rhythm Guitars, Lead Guitars, Vocals
Brandon Kostering: Bass, Vocals
Ryan Smith: Drums
- The Beatles
- Led Zeppelin
- Van Halen
- Guns N' Roses
- Black Sabbath
- Ozzy Osbourne
- Pink Floyd
- Nine Inch Nails
- Motley Crue
- Alice Cooper
The Ladies of the Symphony
- Ross, Brandon, and Geoff, the three founding members of Chainsaw Symphony have all called dibs on the celebrity they are going to marry and/or screw mightily when they are famous.