Char Aznable

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I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and guess who just ran out of gum?

The SydLexia forum's resident polymath and destroyer of all things emo and all douchebaggery, Char Aznable (AKA Frank Dasta) is the guy to talk to if you want to ask why there haven't been any updates to the HWA. He'll get around to them, and that's a promise.

Why Char Aznable, Anyway?

It all started when, as a young lad of age 9 Frank caught an episode of Gundam Wing on Cartoon Network's Toonami (before they got all faggy and stopped showing Gundam all together). He was instantly hooked, watching the series on TV a total of 3 times. Frank then moved on after the series run ended, and watched other Gundam series shown on Toonami. One of the last Gundam series shown was ironically the first made, Mobile Suit Gundam. This is when Frank first experienced the awesomeness of the Red Comet, Char Aznable. At age 15 Frank got a cable internet connection, finally allowing him to reap the benefits of the internets (He could get porn. And stock quotes.). While reading up on Dr. Wily's Robot Masters, Frank stumbled upon one of many links Syd Lexia had planted to draw readers. After reading Syd's article rating Robot Masters, Frank proceeded to read every other article on the site. After being exposed to Syd's comedic expertise, Frank craved more. "Hmm, I wonder what the Forums are?" Frank asked himself. He clicked the link, and saw that lo and behold, it was a place for discussion! Frank read every topic that interested him, and then asked himself "Now, how can I become a member of this forum?". He then saw the join link, clicked it, and was sucked into cyberspace. He turned into the Freakazoid, so strong and super-quick. He drives the villians crazy, 'cause he's a lunatic. (Please disregard these ramblings. Char accidentally unzipped his head.) took up the name Char Aznable in honor of his hero.

Shit Char Does

  • Frequently posts on the Forums (he has the 2nd highest post count).
  • Makes films.
  • Writes for (the now defunct) Teh Internet.
  • Has a natural +5 in irreverent bullshit.
  • Instead of being a miserable little pile of secrets, Char is a fairly decent giant pile of fun facts.

Favorite Games

  • Street Fighter
  • The Specialists
  • Command and Conquer 3
  • Team Fortress 2

Fun Facts

  • Char usually goes by the handle CasvalKnight everywhere else, including AIM and YIM.
  • Char's YouTube account is Charx782.
  • Char's Xbox Live gamertag is General Disasta.
  • Char wrote this area of his article at 6:34PM Central Time while on register at Office Depot.