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The Shining was the nineteenth movie done by [MSLT3K]]. The crew for this session consisted of FigNewton, Fernin, TARDISman, and TheThunderThief.


[00:10] <@LowEndLem> okay, loaded enough
[00:10] <@LowEndLem> say when
[00:10] * @Mr_Scotty ( Quit (Client closed connection)
[00:10] <@LowEndLem> ....
[00:11] <+not_sure> is that the signal?
[00:11] <@LowEndLem> no it is not.
[00:11] * +not_sure rewinds
[00:11] * Mr_Scotty ( has joined #MSLT3K
[00:11] <Mr_Scotty> ready
[00:12] <Mr_Scotty> I guess I'll fill in for fig
[00:12] <Mr_Scotty> SO who's ready?
[00:12] <@LowEndLem> we good then?
[00:12] <Mr_Scotty> *So
[00:12] <@Fernin> well, we were ready when you first asked us, but when you disappeared, we all said fuck it and closed all the youtube windows
[00:12] <Mr_Scotty> ...
[00:12] <Mr_Scotty> Seriously?
[00:12] <+not_sure> stop that
[00:12] <@Rycona> Youtube? OH!
[00:13] <@LowEndLem> HOLY SHIT. REALLY?
[00:13] <@Rycona> I thought this was on Redtube...
[00:13] <@LowEndLem> *facepalm*
[00:13] <@Fernin> yes, we're ready, do your Fig impression already
[00:13] <Mr_Scotty> Okay a go go go
[00:13] <@Rycona> Ah, WB.
[00:13] <+not_sure> I'm officially using all my "ready's" in advance
[00:14] <+not_sure> so I don't say to say so each time
[00:14] <Mr_Scotty> ominous music lets you know it's a horror
[00:14] <+not_sure> have to say so*
[00:14] <@Rycona> Lazy robot.
[00:14] <@LowEndLem> I spy....
[00:14] <@LowEndLem> nothing. I lied.
[00:14] <Mr_Scotty> I spy your mom
[00:15] <@LowEndLem> yaay, kubrick
[00:15] <+not_sure> also, a scene is cut from this, from what I saw in the comments ahead
[00:15] <@Rycona> This is National Lampoon's Scary Abandoned Hotel Vacation, right?
[00:15] <+not_sure> real shame
[00:15] <@LowEndLem> also, i'm probably a few seconds ahead
[00:15] <@Fernin> I'm guessing it has to do with a bathtub, NS?
[00:15] <+not_sure> that's the one
[00:15] <@Fernin> thought as much
[00:16] <@LowEndLem> Christ, I'm already bored.
[00:16] <+not_sure> it's Kubrick :P
[00:16] <@LowEndLem> This better be like, an orgasm of a movie.
[00:16] <Mr_Scotty> The intro could have been easily made on windows movie make
[00:16] <@LowEndLem> I literally better jizz. I gave up porn to watch this
[00:16] <@Fernin> it was 1970 something, give 'em a break, Hack
[00:16] <+not_sure> 80
[00:16] <+not_sure> well, released, anyway
[00:17] <@Rycona> This movie is brought to you by
[00:17] <+not_sure> ha
[00:17] <Mr_Scotty> how punny
[00:17] <@Rycona> Someday, I'll turn that p into an f.
[00:17] <@Fernin> humorously enough, any movies I put up were gotten via
[00:18] <@Rycona> Hahaha.
[00:18] <@Rycona> Secret pun.
[00:18] <@Rycona> Not even I knew about it!
[00:18] <@LowEndLem> that kid is all fucked up
[00:18] <Mr_Scotty> The mother is as well
[00:18] <@Rycona> It's because his mom smokes at the fucking table while he eats his meals.
[00:19] <Mr_Scotty> facially anyway
[00:19] <@Fernin> read the book, Danny's alter-ego is just plain awesome in the book
[00:19] <@Fernin> he's barely even touched upon in the movie
[00:19] <+not_sure> I heard King didn't like the movie
[00:19] <@Rycona> Some people get emphysema or cancer... some start expressing themselves through a finger.
[00:19] <Mr_Scotty> IF i randomly DC go on without me
[00:20] <@Rycona> I haven't read the book. Damn.
[00:20] <Mr_Scotty> Your mom expresses herself with her finger
[00:20] <@Rycona> I didn't know Pat Sajak ran a hotel.
[00:20] <@Fernin> yay, seclusion!
[00:20] <@Rycona> Yea, usually the middle one.
[00:20] <@Fernin> yay, sanity-draining seclusion!
[00:20] <@LowEndLem> im hungry.
[00:21] <@LowEndLem> I wish i was a repairman in a very out of the way hotel where no one can find me
[00:21] <Mr_Scotty> You'd jack off in a closet
[00:21] <@Rycona> I'd jack off on all the elevator buttons.
[00:22] <@Rycona> It's like the ass pennies system of self-confidence with elevator buttons.
[00:22] <@LowEndLem> I would really just walk around without pants, randomly touching myself
[00:22] <@Rycona> Hmm... this feels like foreshadowing.
[00:22] <@Rycona> Nahhhh.
[00:22] <Mr_Scotty> gah mine froze
[00:23] <@LowEndLem> fail
[00:23] <@Rycona> I don't like Stuart spelled with the U.
[00:23] <Mr_Scotty> okay
[00:23] <@LowEndLem> "By the way, your predecessor died."
[00:23] <Mr_Scotty> its back
[00:23] <@Fernin> good for you, Hack, we don't particularly care
[00:23] <@Rycona> "Oh, it is because you need a LITERARY DEVICE?"
[00:24] <@LowEndLem> okay, mine finished
[00:24] <@LowEndLem> on to next?
[00:24] <@Rycona> Don't forget, NS is ready.
[00:24] <@Rycona> Lazy bastard.
[00:24] <+not_sure> :P
[00:24] <@Rycona> ^_^
[00:24] <+not_sure> you're just jealous you didn't think of it
[00:24] <@LowEndLem> just say when, boyos
[00:25] <Mr_Scotty> ready
[00:25] <Mr_Scotty> go
[00:25] <@LowEndLem> god, that's disturbing.
[00:25] <Mr_Scotty> gah i gotta go
[00:25] * Mr_Scotty ( Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86
[Firefox 3.5.7/20091221164558] )
[00:25] <+not_sure> ask Tony is he knows the winning lotto numbers
[00:25] <@Rycona> If my kid ever does that, he's going to grow up in the basement.
[00:26] <@LowEndLem> why's his finger named "tony" of all thing-THAT'S NOT WIERD AT ALL.
[00:26] <@Fernin> man, I wanna say what Tony is, but I can't remember if it's said in the movie, and I don't wanna say much about Danny
[00:26] <+not_sure> "That's strange, usually the blood gets off at the third floor."
[00:26] <@Rycona> It's Tony Danza, the one true god.
[00:27] <@LowEndLem> is he not wearing pants?
[00:27] <@Rycona> /What/ he is??
[00:27] <@Rycona> ...I don't remember anything like that being addressed.
[00:27] <@Rycona> It's been a long time though.
[00:27] <@Fernin> like I said, in the book :3
[00:28] <@Rycona> Damn it!
[00:28] <@Fernin> it really deeply goes into Tony and Danny
[00:28] <@LowEndLem> "No, Tony's my finger. I'm not crazy!"
[00:28] <@Rycona> The books are always better.
[00:28] <@LowEndLem> I dunno, the film version of Back Door Sluts 6 was better than the book.
[00:28] <@Rycona> I named my fist "Mouthshutter Willie."
[00:28] <@Rycona> Touché, Lem.
[00:28] <@Fernin> I think he is wearing really short shorts
[00:29] <@Rycona> I had an English teacher that dressed like his mom.
[00:29] <@Fernin> if he wasn't, it makes that scene far more fucked up
[00:29] <+not_sure> mentally, on the otherhand...
[00:29] <@LowEndLem> "Aside from the fact my son's batshit insane, he's fine!"
[00:30] <@Rycona> Autohypnosis? Is this a Christine tie-in?
[00:30] <@Rycona> Looks like she smokes 100's.
[00:31] <@Rycona> Watch the cigarette...
[00:31] <@Rycona> Continuity...
[00:32] <@Fernin> "Oh, my husband dislocated my son's arm, it's no big deal"
[00:32] <@LowEndLem> yes, because i care about that when I'm worried about my son being crazy!
[00:32] <@Rycona> "Also, he can shoot fire out of his eyes. It's so cute!"
[00:33] <@LowEndLem> That's the look of a happy father!
[00:33] <@Rycona> That's why he goes nuts. Too little oxygen.
[00:33] <@Fernin> The Donnor Party, a /great/ thing to bring up with your 6 year old!
[00:33] <@Rycona> Covered Wagon Times = 1960's
[00:33] <@LowEndLem> I figured it was because Tony's all sortsa fucked up
[00:34] <@LowEndLem> WHO LET HIM WATCH THAT
[00:34] <@Fernin> NS, have you read the book?
[00:34] <@Rycona> Jack looks crazy even before he becomes crazy. I'd say it's foreshadowing, but Nicholson looks like that all the time anyway.
[00:34] <+not_sure> nope
[00:34] <@Fernin> haha, so true, Ry
[00:35] <@Fernin> this is our second Nicholson movie this week, actually, we watched One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest a few days ago
[00:35] <@Rycona> Now Sajak looks like Kinnicky (sp).
[00:35] <@Fernin> where he played another crazy man :D
[00:35] <@Rycona> Really???
[00:35] <@Rycona> That movie is awesome.
[00:35] <@LowEndLem> "Can't wait to chop it up with an axe"
[00:35] <@Rycona> I watched that again a few weeks ago. It's one of the few DVDs I actually have.
[00:35] <@Fernin> next part!
[00:35] <@Fernin> I know you're all ready, so go!
[00:36] <@LowEndLem> "Oh, it's b eautiful, until the blood explodes off the elevators and the tiny demon girls appear
[00:36] <@Rycona> Royalty are really the best people.
[00:36] <@Fernin> speak of the tiny demon devils
[00:37] <@LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
[00:37] <@Rycona> New friends.
[00:37] <@Rycona> Yay.
[00:37] <@LowEndLem> Or he can just break in to any room he wants
[00:37] <@Rycona> "Quarters? I thought I was getting $30,000 a year?!"
[00:37] <+not_sure> shame, when he finds new kids to play with they turn out to be evil
[00:38] <@Fernin> well, not really evil, just kinda dead
[00:38] <@Rycona> Feel free to roam around with any AXE of your choosing.
[00:38] <@LowEndLem> "Because we're geniuses!"
[00:39] <@Rycona> Haha. I forgot about the Indian burial ground. I was actually just going to make a comment before he said it.
[00:39] <@Fernin> King loved his Indian burial grounds
[00:39] <@Rycona> I'm guessing this place turns into a casino in the sequel.
[00:40] <@LowEndLem> or both!
[00:40] <@Rycona> But it doesn't have one signle toaster.
[00:41] <@Rycona> single*
[00:41] <@LowEndLem> "Where you will probably be locked"
[00:41] <@LowEndLem> STEAK!!!
[00:41] <@Fernin> Walk-in freezer, which naturally locks from the outside
[00:41] <@Rycona> "...and 14 dead bodies"
[00:42] <@Fernin> Whoops! Shit, got caught red-handed reading your son's mind.
[00:42] <@LowEndLem> foooooreshadowing
[00:42] <@Rycona> Black people naturally assume that all white people are doctors.
[00:42] <@Rycona> The tea is ready!
[00:42] <@Rycona> Someone take the water off the heat!
[00:43] <@LowEndLem> turn off the goddamn steamwhistle!
[00:43] <@Rycona> Dried dreams
[00:43] <@Rycona> Ice Cream is the ultimate parenting tool.
[00:44] <@LowEndLem> that and beatings.
[00:44] <@Rycona> The light and dark side of parenting.
[00:45] <@LowEndLem> but which is which....
[00:45] <@LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNNN
[00:46] <+not_sure> He tells me to burn things
[00:46] <@Rycona> What a perfect cutoff point.
[00:46] <@Fernin> Tony told Danny plenty about this place, he told him to stay the fuck away.
[00:46] <@Fernin> Danny should've listened
[00:47] <@LowEndLem> hang on
[00:47] <@LowEndLem> lemme queue up part 7
[00:47] <@LowEndLem> readu
[00:47] <@Rycona> Ready.
[00:47] <@Fernin> k, go
[00:48] <@Rycona> I prefer the Undertouch Hotel myself.
[00:48] <@LowEndLem> har har
[00:49] <@Rycona> Can anyplace be THAT shining??
[00:49] <@Fernin> The hotel's haunted, kid. The ghosts're gonna slaughter ya.
[00:50] <@Rycona> So, is that why my $15,000 diamond-encrusted Timex watch always points to 7:?
[00:50] <@Fernin> My porn collection's in room 237, keep away from it, kid
[00:50] <@LowEndLem> crazy porn stealing kids
[00:50] <@Rycona> Aunt Jemina's Jugs.
[00:51] <@Rycona> ...of pyrup.
[00:51] <@Rycona> syrup*
[00:51] <+not_sure> and don't be reading my mind between 11 and 12 at night!
[00:51] <@Rycona> Yes! Power Wheel!
[00:51] <@LowEndLem> Big Wheels kick ass!
[00:52] <@LowEndLem> "Wake up, failed author that is my husband!"
[00:52] <@Rycona> Good, some protein to get my brain all crazy.
[00:53] <@Rycona> Can axe-wield on an empty stomach.
[00:53] <@Rycona> Can't*
[00:53] <@LowEndLem> "IT's a nice place to go crazy"
[00:54] <@Fernin> 20 points if you hit the buffalo square between the eyes
[00:54] <@Rycona> 30 if it blinks.
[00:54] <@LowEndLem> Don't look at the map or anything.
[00:55] <@Rycona> Maps are for chumps.
[00:55] <@Rycona> Real women and children have no need for maps.
[00:55] <+not_sure> mind the skeletons
[00:55] <@LowEndLem> and the occasional minotuar
[00:56] <@Rycona> What are the Pope and Don King doing in here?
[00:56] <+not_sure> Christ, man
[00:56] <@Fernin> that thing is way too damned big for its own good
[00:56] <+not_sure> ha... Critic?
[00:56] <@Rycona> Yup.
[00:57] <@Fernin> a nifty hedge maze is one thing, but seriously... the amount of upkeep it'd take for that is beyond ridiculous
[00:57] <@Rycona> OH MY GOD! TUESDAY!
[00:57] <@Rycona> Maybe it's all fake.
[00:57] <@Rycona> That's the only plausible way.
[00:57] <@Rycona> Is that a can of egg yolks?
[00:57] <@LowEndLem> Yes
[00:57] <@Rycona> Botulism supreme.
[00:58] <@Fernin> they're getting ready for a Rocky marathon
[00:58] <@Rycona> ".....poooooorrrrrnnn."
[00:58] <@LowEndLem> next?
[00:58] <@Fernin> next
[00:58] <@Fernin> go!
[00:59] <@LowEndLem> go?
[00:59] <@Fernin> yes, go
[00:59] <@LowEndLem> went!
[00:59] <+not_sure> not like the room of ultimate evil is locked or anything
[00:59] <@LowEndLem> DUN DUN DUNNNN
[00:59] <+not_sure> or maybe it is
[00:59] <@Rycona> Evil knows no bounds... or locks.
[00:59] <@LowEndLem> GAh
[00:59] <@Rycona> If only I had an axe...
[00:59] <@LowEndLem> That actually creeped me out
[:00] <+not_sure> Quit smothering me!
[:] <@Fernin> really, what was the point of interrupting him just to tell him it's gonna snow?
[:] <@LowEndLem> exposition
[:] <@Fernin> what did you expect, was he gonna jump up and down for joy, was he gonna break down crying?
[:] <@Fernin> ...though, it does beg the question, how's she supposed to know where he is, if she doesn't enter the room to see if he's there?
[:] <@LowEndLem> turn off the goddamn steam whistle!
[:04] <@Fernin> Thursday was a helluva day
[:04] <@LowEndLem> thank you.
[:07] <@LowEndLem> So, that's creepy
[:07] <@LowEndLem> ack!
[:07] <@Rycona> Let's play doctor, doc.
[:07] <+not_sure> damn kids and their overactive imaginations
[:07] <@Rycona> Fix these people.
[:07] <@Fernin> yay for psychic seeing-into-the-past abilities!
[:07] <@Fernin> just what every 6 year old kid needs in a hotel filled with murder victims!
[:08] <@Rycona> I prescribe Ritalin.
[:08] <@Rycona> I how Tony would manifest if Danny lost all of his fingers?
[:08] <@LowEndLem> toes.
[:08] <@LowEndLem> or his penis.
[:09] <@Rycona> Boners make me evil.
[:09] <@Fernin> try taking those boots off if you don't want to make a sound
[:10] <@Rycona> So I can blow smoke on your peanut butter sandwiches.
[:10] <@Fernin> next part, set
[:10] <@Fernin> and go
[:11] <@Rycona> Don't wake daddy.
[:11] <@Rycona> Oh.
[:11] <@Rycona> Too late, game over.
[:11] <@LowEndLem> and DIE
[:11] <@Rycona> I love the mirror shot.
[:11] <@Rycona> in the*
[:12] <@Fernin> does the audio seem de-synched to anyone else?
[:13] <@Rycona> I was just going to ask that.
[:13] <+not_sure> yeah
[:13] <@Fernin> man, that's gonna bug me the rest of the movie now...
[:13] <@Rycona> What terrible English dubbing.
[:13] <@Rycona> Hopefully it's only this part.
[:14] <+not_sure> of course I would! err I mean wouldn't. Wouldn't.
[:14] <@Rycona> "Ehhh... probably not."
[:14] <@LowEndLem> creeeepy
[:14] <@Rycona> The more I watch this, the more I want to read the book.
[:14] <@Rycona> Damn you, Fernin!
[:15] <@Fernin> gimme about... 10 minutes
[:15] <@Rycona> Making me want to read.
[:16] <@Rycona> Sweet Apollo sweater.
[:16] <+not_sure> oh shit
[:16] <@Fernin> Is that... Is that?! 237?!?! Oh, no, wait, it's 327, nevermind
[:16] <@LowEndLem> why is she doing all the matenince?
[:16] <@Fernin> because he's gone insane already, she's just pretending not to notice
[:17] <@LowEndLem> oh
[:17] <@Fernin> ...not really, but apparently I wasn't far off
[:17] <@Fernin> and, uhh... *cough* *cough*
[:17] <+not_sure> Dammit! stop bothering me! You know how i always like to scream for inspiration
[:18] <@Rycona> Awesome. Thanks, Fer.
[:18] <@Fernin> I think I'll actually spend the next couple nights re-reading that myself
[:19] <@Fernin> I dunno if this is where the scene was deleted or not... NS?
[:19] <@LowEndLem> "autoerotic asphxyation"
[:20] <+not_sure> not yet, I think
[:20] <@Rycona> He's been hanging out with David Carradine again.
[:20] <+not_sure> maybe... I don't remember
[:21] <@Fernin> part 7, ready, and set
[:21] <+not_sure> ah... comments in part 8 talk about it
[:21] <@Fernin> and go
[:22] <@Fernin> Welcome to the Insano-Bar! You must be this insane to drink here.
[:23] <@LowEndLem> Oh, insanity is awesome.
[:24] <@LowEndLem> Hey, Jack's drinking Jack!
[:24] <@Rycona> White man's burden?
[:24] <@Rycona> What? Success and affluence?
[:24] <@LowEndLem> I just slapped myself for that joke.
[:24] <@Rycona> Not only are his characters named after himself, but so is the alcohol he drinks.
[:25] <@Rycona> The upstairs sperm bank?
[:26] <@Rycona> I didn't mean to dislocate his arm... I meant to kill him.
[:28] <@Rycona> Rinker. What a terrible stage name.
[:29] <@Fernin> ...what, they're fine with the picture of a naked lady?
[:29] <@Rycona> It's Arthur "Two Lamps" Jackson.
[:29] <@Rycona> A lot of light for so little reading.
[:30] <@LowEndLem> Christ, I hate noises like that.
[:30] <@LowEndLem> Oh, you tripped the burgler alarm
[:30] <+not_sure> Damn cicadas
[:30] <@Rycona> Decorative pillows piss me off.
[:31] <@Fernin> at this point, I'm 99% sure that something that was in the book won't get shown at all...
[:31] <@Fernin> it was supposed to be shown back when they were first touring the hotel
[:31] <@Fernin> but, anyway, onto the next part
[:31] <+not_sure> *missing scene*
[:32] <@LowEndLem> huh?
[:32] <@Fernin> before we start part 8
[:32] <@Rycona> Let's have a prayer.
[:32] <@Fernin> they cut out the naked old decaying lady in the bathtub scene for youtube
[:32] <@LowEndLem> ooooh
[:32] <@Rycona> That sucks, but sensible enough.
[:32] <@Fernin> Jack finds her, she gets up and starts walking after him and cackling
[:33] <@Rycona> Sexy.
[:33] <@Fernin> despite being fully and obviously dead
[:33] <+not_sure> well, we could watch one of the related videos that claim to have it :P
[:33] <@LowEndLem> terrifying
[:33] <+not_sure> or not
[:33] <@Fernin> okay, go, if you haven't already
[:34] <@Rycona> Not even the WWIII phone works.
[:35] <@Fernin> "I'll just lie to my wife and make her think /she's/ the crazy one"
[:35] <@Rycona> "There was a nice, naked old lady. She gave me some cookies and told me what a nice boy Danny was."
[:36] <@Rycona> Someone call CSI!
[:37] <@Fernin> convenient that his parents keep forgetting he's psychic and can hear them wherever they are
[:37] <@LowEndLem> I want some rum now.
[:37] <@Rycona> I wonder if there are any beers left...
[:37] <@Rycona> I'm sick, but I might have one anyway.
[:38] <@Rycona> He could get by Boulder if he had the HAMMER instead of the AXE.
[:38] <@Fernin> I'm not gonna let you fuck this up! I'ma fuck it up myself!
[:40] <@Rycona> I'm too lazy to call you back.
[:40] <@Rycona> I didn't know NS was a cop... or whatever.
[:41] <@Rycona> Ghosts don't need money.
[:43] <@Rycona> No club soda?
[:43] <@Rycona> Or is that just a woman thing?
[:44] <+not_sure> one sec. bathroom
[:44] <@Rycona> Seems like everyone's getting too wrapped up in the movie to make comments.
[:44] <@Rycona> I'm grabbing a beer.
[:45] <@LowEndLem> I was reading TvTropes....
[:45] <+not_sure> ok
[:45] <@Fernin> bah you, Lem, you're the one who hasn't seen it
[:45] <@LowEndLem> I have it open next to me
[:45] <@LowEndLem> two windows
[:45] <@LowEndLem> i flicked between both.
[:45] <@LowEndLem> besides, tvtropes!
[:46] <@Rycona> I need to dig into that site a bit more too.
[:46] <@Rycona> And damn it, the beer is gone.
[:46] <@Rycona> Probably for the best, since I just took some Tylenol and am sick.
[:46] <@Fernin> okay, all set for part 9, where it starts to get even freakier
[:46] <@Fernin> go
[:46] <@LowEndLem> kk
[:48] <@LowEndLem> the look on his face is epic
[:48] <@Fernin> two daughters, twins, like wearing blue and being eviscerated
[:48] <+not_sure> i'm a big fan.
[:48] <+not_sure> any advice?
[:48] <@LowEndLem> ok, now the look is actually terrifying.
[:50] <@Rycona> What time are you guys at? I think I'm a bit behind you.
[:50] <@Fernin> 3:45 right now
[:50] <+not_sure> 3:50
[:51] <@Rycona> Yea, I was 30 seconds behind.
[:51] <@Rycona> Thanks.
[:51] <@LowEndLem> I'm at 4:35
[:51] <@Rycona> Or a spanking.
[:52] <@Rycona> Or a killling.
[:52] <@LowEndLem> with a hatchet
[:52] <@Fernin> You can do a lot of... corrrecting with a... dammit, Lem beat me to it
[:52] <+not_sure> Gave her a real hatchet job
[:52] <@Rycona> Hahaha.
[:53] <@Rycona> I'd rather call the Power Rangers.
[:53] <+not_sure> Danny, you know you're not old enough to drink.
[:53] <@Fernin> Are you having a bad dream... with your eyes open?
[:54] <@Rycona> Stop pouring food coloring into Daddy's alcohol.
[:54] <@Rycona> At least the demon has respect.
[:54] <@LowEndLem> Would you like to leave a message?
[:54] <@Rycona> Danny is sleepdemoning again.
[:55] <@Rycona> 1 + 12 = 13!!!
[:56] <@LowEndLem> flimsy....
[:57] <@LowEndLem> next
[:57] <@Fernin> part 10, the spoooooky airplane ride
[:57] <@LowEndLem> serioisly?
[:57] <@Fernin> go
[:57] <@Rycona> Someone's watching Heroes on the plane.
[:58] <+not_sure> "kill kill kill kill kill kill"... writer's block. oh! "kill kill kill"
[:] <@Rycona> Oh shit. I left my cows outside!
[:] <@Rycona> Let me put my cigarette out in your chocolate milk.
[:] <@LowEndLem> roadrunner fixes everything
[:] <@LowEndLem> even demon possession
[:] <+not_sure> I didn't even know there was a roadrunner theme song
[:] <@Rycona> No baseball allowed in the hotel.
[:] <@Fernin> holding it at the bottom will give you a better swing, lady, no need to choke up on it so much
[:] <@Rycona> She's always been a bunter.
[:] <+not_sure> "feelin' fine." Oh, well that's good.
[:04] <@LowEndLem> I actually wrote that on an English assignment i didn't feel like doing one day.
[:04] <@LowEndLem> My tacher was not amused.
[:04] <@Fernin> haha
[:04] <@LowEndLem> *teacher
[:04] <@LowEndLem> best novel ever!
[:04] <@Rycona> I would act like I wasn't, but deep down, I'd be proud.
[:05] <+not_sure> Is this how King pads his novels?
[:05] <@LowEndLem> yeah, it actually says that on a few pages of Christine
[:] <@Rycona> Hmmm.
[:] <@Fernin> "You're batshit insane. Anything else new with you?"
[:07] <@Fernin> next part, set?
[:08] <@LowEndLem> tep
[:08] <@Rycona> Yup.
[:08] <@Fernin> go
[:09] <@Rycona> Fucking ads. No, I don't want to cartoon myself.
[:10] <@Rycona> And since when is cartoon a transitive verb?
[:10] <@Fernin>
[:10] <@Fernin> you have ads on youtube or something?
[:10] <@Rycona> Just one of those ads that popped up over the bottom of the movie.
[:10] <@Fernin> ahh, that kind of ad
[:11] <@LowEndLem> i had ads
[:11] <+not_sure> dammit, woman. sing the bat!
[:11] <+not_sure> swing*
[:11] <@LowEndLem> that counts as hurting
[:12] <+not_sure> this scene is so brilliant
[:12] <@Fernin> now that's a solid double
[:12] <@Rycona> Do the stairs get an RBI?
[:12] <@LowEndLem> he seems like he had fun with this role.
[:13] <@Fernin> who wouldn't? You get to be batshit insane
[:13] <@Rycona> And bathit insane.
[:13] <@LowEndLem> Seriously lady? You couldn't UNLOCK IT?
[:13] <@Rycona> Chef's get an office?
[:13] <@Rycona> * - '
[:14] <@Fernin> calm down, at least she didn't stick you in the freezer
[:14] <@Rycona> I never understood how people can say "I'll forget the whole thing" about something as traumatizing as this.
[:15] <@Fernin> especially when they instigated it themselves
[:15] <@LowEndLem> Well shit, she won't
[:16] <@Fernin> either I wasn't paying attention, or they skipped the scene showing him dismantling the snow cat
[:16] <@Rycona> I don't remember seeing that either.
[:16] <@Fernin> I think they have it as a Surprise! moment in the movie, the book talks about him while he does it
[:16] <@LowEndLem> they skipped it
[:17] <@Fernin> in fact, the book has it as a big battle with him, he first considers it early on, and considers it again and again as he loses his sanity
[:17] <@Fernin> it's a much slower process in the book, him going wacko
[:17] <@Rycona> I'm afraid I'm going to read the book and hate the movie.
[:18] <@Rycona> That's happened with other things.
[:18] <+not_sure> Well, movies are movies, books are books
[:18] <@Rycona> Although I can still watch It.
[:18] <+not_sure> can't cover it all
[:18] <@Rycona> True.
[:18] <@Fernin> I've only read the book once, and while the movie does skip out on a lot of stuff from the book... it's still a /damned/ good horror movie
[:19] <@Fernin> part 12, ghosts everywhere!
[:19] <@LowEndLem> k
[:19] <@Fernin> and this time I am serious about that, go
[:20] <@Rycona> Or the batter of you.
[:20] <+not_sure> that was uncalled for
[:21] <@Rycona> It's the only word he can muster with his writer's block.
[:23] <@Rycona> I wonder if the kid felt a little weird doing this for the movie.
[:23] <@Fernin> I wonder how many takes it took to shoot the scene...
[:24] <@Rycona> How cute, a backwards D and R.
[:24] <@LowEndLem> "Mommy has a headache, please be quiet"
[:25] <@Fernin> oh, right, the earlier scene that got left out of the movie during the hotel tour...
[:26] <@Fernin> the hotel has a Presidential Suite... that Danny saw blood and brains on the wall of during the tour
[:26] <@Fernin> pales a bit in comparison to the elevator of blood, but it still would've been nice to drive home the "lots and lots and lots of murders have happened here" idea
[:26] <@Rycona> I wonder if a King or Dictator would feel insulted staying in a Presidential suite.
[:28] <@LowEndLem> stab fail!
[:28] <@LowEndLem> shoulda slit his wrist or something
[:29] <@Rycona> She doesn't seem to have much proficiency with knives or bats.
[:29] <@LowEndLem> part 13!
[:29] <@LowEndLem> yaaaaaay
[:29] <@LowEndLem> weee
[:29] <@LowEndLem> stupid lag.
[:29] * FabriqueAuMexique ( has joined #MSLT3K
[:29] <FabriqueAuMexique> Aloha
[:29] <@Fernin> here you are, Fig -
[:29] <@LowEndLem> fucking took you long enough!
[:30] <@Rycona> Yo, Fig.
[:30] <FabriqueAuMexique> Sorry 'bout passing out, earlier
[:30] <+not_sure> only 2 parts left
[:30] <@LowEndLem> oh, then it's cool
[:30] <@Rycona> And one is a penis.
[:30] <@Fernin> also, if you're interested, Fig, here's the novel, in pdf format -
[:31] <@Rycona> According to the top comment: "apparenlty kubrick was able to film the whole movie without the little boy realizing it was a horror movie... "
[:31] <FabriqueAuMexique> Heh, the novel
[:31] <FabriqueAuMexique> No thanks, I've got a real copy
[:31] <@Rycona> Well, aren't you a fancy man?
[:31] <FabriqueAuMexique> I've heard that before, Ry
[:31] <@Rycona> With your physical books.
[:31] <FabriqueAuMexique> Anyway, ready
[:32] <@LowEndLem> ready
[:32] <@Fernin> I think we're all set, then
[:32] <@Rycona> It makes sense though. You don't want to traumatize the poor kid.
[:32] <@Fernin> go!
[:32] <FabriqueAuMexique> Ooh, the climactic ending
[:33] <@Rycona> You think she'd dispose of that nasty wedding ring.
[:33] <@LowEndLem> Worst protaganist ever
[:34] <@Rycona> I don't know if I'd call her that. She has a hand in this as well.
[:34] <+not_sure> So she married an axe murderer...
[:34] <@Rycona> Hehehehe.
[:34] <@Fernin> who's the protagonist, then, Danny?
[:34] <@Fernin> Jack's clearly of the antagonist variety
[:35] <+not_sure> I thought Jack was both
[:35] <@LowEndLem> sunch nuanced dialoge.
[:36] <@Rycona> Danny, I guess, since it's Tony who is the disturbed one... or whatever.
[:36] <@Rycona> Poor kid just had shitty parents.
[:36] <@Fernin> hopefully your memory is better than mine, Fig, we need to explain Tony to them, since the movie doesn't bother
[:37] <@LowEndLem> what in the holy dicks is going on
[:37] <@Fernin> looks like I was off by a part, /this/ is the one that has ghosts everywhere
[:37] <FabriqueAuMexique> I haven't read the book in years :/
[:37] <@LowEndLem> ....
[:37] <@LowEndLem> WHAT
[:37] <@Fernin> random furry sex, something wrong with that?
[:37] <@Fernin> ...and yes, that was in the book, as well
[:37] <@LowEndLem> on some level, yes.
[:37] <@Rycona> It's amazing what people do with less oxygen in the air.
[:38] <@Rycona> ...on an old Indian Burial ground...
[:38] <+not_sure> Danny come here! I wanna axe you something!
[:38] <@Fernin> the furry sex stuff was actually greatly expanded in the book, there were all sorts of people in masks, and the "dog"... or, bear, or whatever that thing was did a lot more than just look up once
[:38] <@Rycona> He must be from the future.
[:40] <@LowEndLem> noooooo
[:40] <+not_sure> Nooo! not Scatman!
[:41] <@LowEndLem> next!
[:41] <FabriqueAuMexique> Ready
[:41] <@Fernin> last part!
[:41] <@Fernin> go!
[:42] <@Rycona> They're all having a wonderful time.
[:42] <@LowEndLem> thats mildly horrifying
[:42] <+not_sure> kids aren't that smart
[:42] <@Rycona> Now is not the time for breakdancing practice, Danny!
[:42] <@Fernin> they are when they're possessed by themselves
[:43] <+not_sure> dalmations, maybe.
[:43] <@Fernin> that's who Tony is... Danny, from slightly in the future, psychically talking to himself
[:43] <@Fernin> ...I think, it's also been a long time since I read the book
[:43] <+not_sure> that I didn't know
[:43] <@Rycona> Danny = Danza. I was right all along.
[:44] <@Rycona> Oh Danny Boy... the axe, the axe is calling...
[:45] <@LowEndLem> heheheh
[:46] <@Fernin> Muy li's ah fwozhen!
[:46] <+not_sure> Nice Stallone
[:46] <+not_sure> now do Arnold
[:46] <@Rycona> Haha.
[:47] <@LowEndLem> close!
[:47] <@Rycona> They get away in the Snowcrawler.
[:48] <@LowEndLem> thats disturbimg.
[:48] <@Fernin> just wait for the final mindfuck... which was totally invented for the movie
[:49] <@LowEndLem> so, he was a ghost, or now he's a ghost among them
[:49] <@Rycona> It's the Matrix.
[:49] <@Fernin> to be honest, I'm not sure
[:50] <FabriqueAuMexique> Well, that ending was much less satsifying with absolutely no buildup
[:50] <@Rycona> Bela Bartok? No shit.
[:51] <@Rycona> Leonard does the best hairstyles.
[:51] <@LowEndLem> 20's music advisors...picked a song written in the 30's for the credits.
[:52] <@Rycona> Fin.
[:52] <@LowEndLem> well, that was interesting