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Animal House was the twenty-fifth movie done by MSLT3K. The crew for this session consisted of FigNewton, Fernin, Chivesy, and TARDISman.


[22:23] <Dr_Pretzel> Goo!
[22:24] <TARDISman> Faber College: A place for learn-pfffft couldn't keep a straight face saying that
[22:24] <TARDISman> Wait, Tim Matheson...
[22:24] <Chivesy> not going to lie the way you seperate your thought processes makes me zone out
[22:24] <TARDISman> Kevin Bacon!
[22:25] <Chivesy> Bacon!
[22:25] <Fernin> mmm, bacon
[22:25] <TARDISman> Dammit, now I want bacon
[22:25] <Chivesy> when was this movie made?
[22:25] <TARDISman> 60's
[22:25] <TARDISman> Right?
[22:25] <Fernin> I wanna say either 62 or 67
[22:25] <Chivesy> dang
[22:25] <Fernin> those dates stick out in my head
[22:26] <Fernin>, entirely off
[22:26] <Fernin> 78
[22:26] <TARDISman> Tim Matheson! Now I remember him!
[22:26] <TARDISman> He's the vice president in West Wing
[22:26] <Fernin> I take it Nedermeyer there is Matheson?
[22:26] <TARDISman> No, the name finally popped in my head
[22:26] <Fernin> ahh
[22:26] <Chivesy> Wow that guy is a douche
[22:27] <Fernin> Omega here is the douchebag frat, every college is required, by law, to have
[22:27] <TARDISman> I don't think Normie has one... they do have a student senate which is full of tools
[22:28] <Fernin> "Get over there, with the rest of the unmentionables"
[22:29] <TARDISman> Whooooo!
[22:29] <Chivesy> son of a bitch
[22:29] <Chivesy> mom called me to do something
[22:29] <TARDISman> John motherfuckin' Belushi
[22:29] <Chivesy> and I missed a good part
[22:29] <Chivesy> what made them switch to this one
[22:29] <TARDISman> Omega's full of dickheads
[22:29] <Fernin> the fact that the first one was populated by douchebags, and they were shunted to the Unmentionables corner, basically ignored
[22:30] <TARDISman> It's like comparing CNN to Sydlexia
[22:30] <Chivesy> wow what kind of a dumb question is that
[22:30] <Fernin> Kent's a bit of a... dork
[22:31] <TARDISman> Hooray for the awkward
[22:31] <TARDISman> Holy crap is she always serving up booze?
[22:32] <TARDISman> There's the vice president's ass
[22:33] <Chivesy> that was tight
[22:34] <Dr_Pretzel> Ready?
[22:34] <Fernin> ready
[22:34] <Chivesy> yeah
[22:34] <TARDISman> One sec
[22:34] <TARDISman> Ok set
[22:34] <Dr_Pretzel> Goo!
[22:35] <Fernin> "That guy sticking his tongue out wasn't supposed to be in the shot, he just wandered by. But we went with it anyway."
[22:35] <TARDISman> Not just animales
[22:35] <TARDISman> Animals
[22:35] <TARDISman> A house of animals
[22:36] <TARDISman> An animal house if you will
[22:37] <Chivesy> rofl... stop making shit up
[22:40] <Fernin> good ol' Flounder :D
[22:40] <TARDISman> Why the hell not?
[22:40] <TARDISman> Is this what your old college was like Chives?
[22:40] <Chivesy> hell no
[22:41] <Chivesy> that is a extreme exaggeration of drunk people
[22:41] <TARDISman> Right they're just depressed
[22:41] <Fernin> I know I used to pass a house on the way to my college that looked a lot like that one... tons of beer cans outside, faded as hell, carpets and curtains hanging everywhere, I always wondered if it was a frat house, or just one of the many town drunks
[22:41] <TARDISman> Donnie!
[22:43] <TARDISman> Bahahaha!
[22:44] <Chivesy> is this a class?
[22:44] <Fernin> college golf again
[22:44] <Fernin> actually, I have no clue what's up with the military stuff
[22:45] <TARDISman> Ready
[22:45] <Dr_Pretzel> Ready?
[22:45] <Fernin> ready
[22:45] <Chivesy> ready
[22:45] <Dr_Pretzel> Goo!
[22:46] <Dr_Pretzel> Nice cut, BTW
[22:46] <TARDISman> Yeah, excellent
[22:46] <Fernin> :)
[22:47] <TARDISman> Best. Teacher. Ever.
[22:48] <Chivesy> was thinking the same thing
[22:48] <TARDISman> It's like if Stonie was a teacher
[22:48] <Chivesy> than it turns into rape!
[22:48] <Dr_Pretzel> Oh man
[22:48] <TARDISman> Then dammit!
[22:48] <Dr_Pretzel> Pot parties always looked so cool in the movies
[22:49] <TARDISman> And here's the ending to Men in Black
[22:50] <Chivesy> rofl
[22:50] <TARDISman> Don't these people have homework or something?
[22:51] <Fernin> Bluto and D-Day, up to no good
[22:52] <Chivesy> that guy is sick
[22:52] <Dr_Pretzel> Man
[22:52] <Chivesy> rofl
[22:52] <Dr_Pretzel> When I first got my Walkman, I used to listen to /Pump/ /so/ much
[22:52] <Dr_Pretzel> lol
[22:53] <Chivesy> wow
[22:53] <TARDISman> Hooray murder!
[22:54] <Dr_Pretzel> It's subliminal messages about drugs!
[22:54] <Chivesy> they aren't blanks
[22:54] <Dr_Pretzel> Get it?
[22:54] <Dr_Pretzel> He's shooting horse
[22:54] <Chivesy> or just a heart attack
[22:54] <TARDISman> Hahahaha!
[22:54] <Fernin> best reaction ever from Bluto
[22:55] <TARDISman> HOLY SHIT!
[22:55] <Fernin>, is it just me, or is the video starting to de-synch?
[22:55] <Chivesy> ROFL
[22:56] <TARDISman> A bit
[22:56] <Fernin> it's barely off by a half second, but it's still bugging me
[22:56] <TARDISman> Oh god the horse!
[22:56] <TARDISman> Ready
[22:56] <Dr_Pretzel> Ready?
[22:56] <Chivesy> ready
[22:56] <Fernin> ready
[22:56] * Dr_Pretzel glares at Tardis
[22:56] <Dr_Pretzel> Goo!
[22:57] <TARDISman> What'd I do?
[22:57] <Dr_Pretzel>
[20:57:21] <TARDISman> Ready
[22:57] <Dr_Pretzel>
[20:57:22] <Dr_Pretzel> Ready?
[22:57] <TARDISman> Hahaha! I'm awesome like that
[22:57] <Fernin> hope nobody's hungry
[22:57] <TARDISman> Meal plan for the win!
[22:57] <Fernin> you might be after this scene
[22:58] <Chivesy> omg...
[22:58] <Fernin> he's a food vacuum
[22:58] <TARDISman> Holy mother of god he's the human incarnation of Pac Man
[22:58] <Dr_Pretzel> In Grade Nine I shoved my whole fist in my mouth once
[22:59] <TARDISman> God save me I wish Belushi was still with us
[22:59] * TARDISman is rolling about laughing
[23:01] <Chivesy> wtf
[23:01] <TARDISman> She's getting to 3rd Chives
[23:02] <Chivesy> that was just weird
[23:02] <Fernin> this scene gets choppy, had to remove the tits for youtube
[23:02] <TARDISman> Aw no boobies
[23:03] <Fernin> though, considering that they're blocked in the US anyway, I probably could've left 'em in...
[23:03] <Chivesy> ROFL
[23:03] <TARDISman> Is she deaf?!
[23:04] <TARDISman> And blind?! And that's a perfect me look
[23:04] <Fernin> in this scene, Bluto watches Mandy there undress... then feel herself up... and begin to pleasure herself
[23:04] <Dr_Pretzel> But then Canada might have a problem with'em, Fern
[23:04] <Fernin> hence the falling over
[23:04] <Fernin> mimeograph machine!
[23:04] <Fernin> gotta love dated technology
[23:05] <Fernin> by stealing the mimeograph carbon whatsit there, they get the test questions early, and can look up all the answers to make a nice crib sheet... if that Omega dick hadn't switched the whatsits
[23:07] <TARDISman> Shit!
[23:07] <Dr_Pretzel> Ready?
[23:07] <Fernin> readt
[23:07] <TARDISman> Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuun
[23:07] <Fernin> y*
[23:07] <Chivesy> ready
[23:07] <TARDISman> Ready
[23:08] <Dr_Pretzel> Goo!
[23:10] <TARDISman> Andd so the pelting begins
[23:11] <Fernin> that's a ridiculous amount of meat
[23:11] <TARDISman> Thaaaaaaaaaaat's what she said
[23:11] <Fernin> now, any normal guy would get the hell out of there... but not Otter
[23:12] <Dr_Pretzel> Hah!
[23:12] <TARDISman> What a pro!
[23:12] <Dr_Pretzel> What a winner!
[23:12] <TARDISman> Whooooooooooo!
[23:13] <Chivesy> TOGA
[23:14] <Dr_Pretzel> 45's like eighty something kilometres?
[23:14] <TARDISman> Ars Gratia Artis is the MGM thing isn't it?
[23:14] <TARDISman> Classic moment
[23:14] <Dr_Pretzel> Wonderful
[23:15] <Fernin> No protentious douchebags allowed here
[23:15] <Fernin> pretentious*
[23:15] <TARDISman> Now there's a lag
[23:16] <TARDISman> Regal for a sec
[23:18] <TARDISman> Drunk old lady=win
[23:18] <Dr_Pretzel> Ready?
[23:18] <TARDISman> Ready
[23:18] <Fernin> ready
[23:19] <Chivesy> ready aim fire
[23:19] <Dr_Pretzel> Goo!
[23:19] <TARDISman> More like scream aim fire amirite?
[23:19] <Chivesy> I suppose
[23:19] <Chivesy> orgy
[23:20] <Fernin> more choppy here, as he ogles her boobs
[23:20] <TARDISman> Sexy man John Belushi
[23:20] <Chivesy> wow...
[23:20] <Chivesy> he really wants to bone her
[23:20] <TARDISman> Hot DAMN!
[23:21] <Chivesy> hmmmm
[23:21] <Fernin> he's too drunk to be suave, she's too drunk to notice
[23:22] <Chivesy> I like the change between the drunk pro, and the first timer xD
[23:23] <TARDISman> Ironic thing is Matheson's character on the West Wing resigned after he had an affair
[23:24] <Chivesy> Rofl!!! Best plan ever!
[23:24] <Chivesy> Rofl...
[23:24] <Chivesy> drunk people
[23:27] <TARDISman> All from Bluto
[23:27] <Fernin> 62! That's why it sticks in my head
[23:27] <TARDISman> Renowned Tool
[23:28] <TARDISman> Hahaha!
[23:29] <TARDISman> Prelaw's bloodier
[23:29] <TARDISman> I want that blazer
[23:29] <TARDISman> Ready
[23:29] <Dr_Pretzel> Ready?
[23:30] <Dr_Pretzel> :P
[23:30] <Fernin> ready
[23:30] <Chivesy> :P
[23:30] <Chivesy> ready
[23:30] <Dr_Pretzel> Goo!
[23:32] <TARDISman> Awwwww tits
[23:32] <TARDISman> Can /YOU/ do that?
[23:33] * Dr_Pretzel swoons
[23:35] * Tofurkey ( has joined #MSLT2K
[23:36] <TARDISman> It just wouldn't be a comedy without a huge downer scene
[23:37] <TARDISman> And then that
[23:37] <Fernin> so damn smooth, that Otter
[23:37] <TARDISman> Indeed
[23:40] <Chivesy> what a player
[23:40] <TARDISman> You know how some people are as smooth as silk?
[23:40] <Chivesy> not me
[23:40] <TARDISman> Silk's smooth as Otter
[23:41] <Tofurkey> Ready?
[23:41] <Chivesy> yeah
[23:41] <TARDISman> Hai
[23:41] <Tofurkey> "Move to your left a little"
[23:41] <Fernin> ready
[23:41] <Tofurkey> Goo!
[23:41] <Tofurkey> I love the music
[23:41] <Fernin> more slight choppiness, you'll see where
[23:41] <TARDISman> So fuckin' naive
[23:41] * Tofurkey pokes Dr_Pretzl
[23:41] * TARDISman shoots the Tofurkey
[23:42] <Fernin> "She did? Wait... I invented my relationship with her... What are you talking about?"
[23:42] <Fernin> there's that choppiness, she was shirtless, he was feeling her up
[23:43] <Tofurkey> I really liked the cover of "Let's Dance" the Ramones did
[23:43] <Chivesy> haha funny
[23:43] * Dr_Pretzel ( Quit (Read error: Operation timed out )
[23:43] <Tofurkey> This movie's got a bitchin' soundtrack
[23:43] * Tofurkey is now known as Dr_Pretzel
[23:44] <Fernin> I dunno if boinking once really counts as an affair
[23:45] <TARDISman> It's cheating, but not a full on affair
[23:45] <TARDISman> Look at the bunny, the bunny's not crying!
[23:46] <Dr_Pretzel> Is this terribly matched up for anyone else?
[23:46] <Dr_Pretzel> Because it's super duper getting on my nerves
[23:47] <Fernin> it is, has been for a while... dunno what happened, either
[23:47] <TARDISman> And now I've seen Karen Allen's ass
[23:47] <Fernin> oh wait, duh...
[23:47] <Fernin> good lord, duh ><
[23:47] <Fernin> I chopped parts of the video out... but not all of the audio
[23:47] <Fernin> as well as his ass
[23:48] <TARDISman> I was actually typing and the way my wrist went it covered his ass
[23:50] <Fernin> I keep wanting to say exactly that to Anor
[23:50] <Fernin> because he seems to be starting off his life fat, drunk and stupid
[23:50] <Fernin> and high, as well
[23:51] <Dr_Pretzel> Ready?
[23:51] <TARDISman> Ready
[23:52] <Fernin> ready
[23:52] <Chivesy> ready
[23:52] <Dr_Pretzel> Goo!
[23:52] <Chivesy> and yes it is suppose to b e that soft
[23:53] <TARDISman> Tim Matheson, NOOOOOOO!!!
[23:53] <TARDISman> Whoooo!
[23:53] <Fernin> Rousing speech time!
[23:54] <TARDISman> Chivesy, let's play battle hymn!
[23:54] <Chivesy> what in the world is battle gymn
[23:54] <Chivesy> hymn
[23:54] <TARDISman> ...Of the republic
[23:54] <TARDISman> You know, that song that you played for 4 years
[23:55] <Chivesy> o god...
[23:55] <Chivesy> noooo...
[23:55] <Chivesy> 3 years by the way
[23:55] <TARDISman> There you go
[23:55] <TARDISman> Oh yeah, you skipped sophomore didn't you
[23:56] <Fernin> get ready for the most badass revenge scene on film
[23:56] <TARDISman> Oh boy!
[23:56] <Chivesy> SHATTER
[23:57] <Chivesy> =O
[23:57] <TARDISman> Whooooooo!
[23:58] <TARDISman> ...'
[23:58] <TARDISman> Wow
[23:58] <Chivesy> WTF
[23:58] <TARDISman> 13 and /that/ drunk
[23:58] <TARDISman> It's like my middle school
[23:59] <Chivesy> .... wow Session Time: Wed Mar 10 00:00:00 2010
[00:00] <TARDISman> Pffft, core style
[00:00] <Chivesy> this seems slightly familiar
[00:01] <Chivesy> ROFL how do you make a float that fast
[00:02] <Chivesy> That would not happen
[00:02] <Dr_Pretzel> Ready?
[00:02] <Fernin> ready
[00:02] <Chivesy> ready
[00:02] <TARDISman> Yeah
[00:02] <Dr_Pretzel> Last part-o
[00:03] <Dr_Pretzel> El go-o!
[00:03] <Fernin> didn't you know that all marching bands /have/ to follow whoever's in front of them holding a baton?
[00:03] <TARDISman> Well then ours is just anarchy
[00:03] <Dr_Pretzel> Hah
[00:04] <TARDISman> What was Usa doing there?
[00:04] <Dr_Pretzel> BAD WORD!
[00:04] <Dr_Pretzel> BAD WORD!
[00:04] <Dr_Pretzel> BAD WORD!
[00:05] <Chivesy> wow this is quite the mad chaos scene
[00:07] <Dr_Pretzel> Hah
[00:07] <Chivesy> there was people on it, than no one on it, and than no one on it again
[00:07] <Dr_Pretzel> Oh wow
[00:08] <Fernin> oh, this being National Lampoon's Animal House, forgot to mention that
[00:11] <Chivesy> no band is that stupid
[00:11] <TARDISman> Well...
[00:11] <Dr_Pretzel> Good movie
[00:11] <TARDISman> Fuckin' Classic
[00:11] <Dr_Pretzel> We should do Fast Times next
[00:12] <Chivesy> interesting movie
[00:12] <Chivesy> liked it
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