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== After 25+ years of Sucking ==
 
== After 25+ years of Sucking ==

Revision as of 11:42, 11 January 2009

Music Television

This is a cable television station that went from being good to sucking very badly. So badly, its like when the sucking is being done by someone who bites down too much and pierces the skin. Yeah, it sucks THAT bad.

Back when it didn't suck

Until about 1991 MTV had a 10 year run where they showed Music Videos and talked about music and musicians, and stuff that had to do with that whole scene.

Right as it started to suck (The Real World)

In 1992 a virus broke out and everyone who worked for MTV became severely retarded.(Citation Needed) As an unfortunate consequence a show called The Real World was created and the world has never recovered.

Crappy Things that can be blamed on The Real World

Good things that came from The Real World

Wait a sec... those two things are really just the same thing. One just directs you to who watches The Real World and is therefore easy.

  • In 1985, hardcore punk gods The Dead Kennedys were inspired by MTV to write "MTV-Get Off the Air!", one of their best songs. Sadly, their intended goal has not come to fruition.

Shows that didn't suck during MTV's "suck time"

  • Headbanger's Ball (a holdover from the 80's)
  • Yo! MTV Raps (also a holdover from the 80's)
  • Beavis and Butthead
  • Jackass (despite what Syd says about it)
  • Daria
  • Celebrity Deathmatch

After 25+ years of Sucking

We are cursed by The Hills

FUCK What have we done!

what have we done.