Mr. Satire

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Mr. Satire is a regular in the SydLexia Forums and IRC channel. And this is his thrown-together-in-a-few-minutes-out-of-boredom Wiki page.


As stated just before, Mr. Satire can be found mostly on the Forums and IRC channel. He also has a Twitter account, @TheUnknown907.

Other names that Mr. Satire goes by

Mr. Satire goes by a few names on the Internet. Apart from his actual name, here are some of them:

-MrSatire (IRC, Minecraft)

-TheUnknown907 (PSN, Steam, Twitter and Email. Can also be seen minus the 907)

-bjp (A recent name, used for mostly personal things like his webserver. Is actually his full initials)

His console video game collection

Note: This listing is by no means complete. Counts only games he has a legit purchased copy of.


  • Super Mario 64
  • Mario Kart 64
  • Lylat Wars 64 (Star Fox 64)
  • LoZ: Ocarina of Time
  • LoZ: Majora's Mask


  • Wii Sports
  • Wii Sports Resort
  • Wii Fit 2 (Fact: only played once or twice. Balance board used as a computer "chair")
  • Super Mario Galaxy
  • Super Mario Galaxy 2
  • LoZ: Twilight Princess
  • LoZ: Skyward Sword (Limited Edition)
  • New Super Mario Bros. Wii


  • Portal 2
  • Ratchet & Clank: All 4 One
  • Sonic All-Stars Racing
  • LittleBigPlanet 2
  • Sonic 1
  • Sonic 2
  • Sonic CD Demo


Steam Name: TheUnknown907

  • Portal 2 (The PS3 copy came with a code to get the game on PC with Steam)
  • Amnesia: The Dark Descent (plus DLC stories, given as a gift from someone in another community)
  • Terraria (Steam)
  • Minecraft
  • Team Fortress 2

His computers and gadgetry

Since Mr. Satire happens to unofficially be the community's biggest bragger, here is his list of computers, and commnents. Feel free to skip. Names given to computer (if any) in brackets.

Dell Inspiron netbook (twoson)

Is Mr. Satire's main computer. Used for stuff like schoolwork, and only schoolwork.

Macintosh LC 575

An old Macintosh computer he got from his primary school (It was only sold for five dollars, and had SimCity 2K on it!). It died a few years ago, though.

PoS Acer laptop

An overpriced piece of shit Acer laptop. Has been sent into repair twice for being so poorly made that it died pretty much just from being looked at wrong. Cost around $2700 when brought, now a machine with similar, if not better specifications would most likely set you back around $1000. Has been the cause of a lot of complaints and kickings on the IRC.

Ancient Acer netbook (bjp's hackbook)

Used as a Hackintosh, and is my go-to machine for road-warrior type things.

iPhone 3GS

Mr. Satire's phone of choice, was cause of much complaints, until his problematic carrier was told to GTFO.

iPad 3 (magicant)

Mr. Satire's tablet computer of choice, is what he started typing this article on.

iMac (fourside)

Mr. Satire's iMac, of the early 2008 variety. Brought from his school for A$200 when they were selling most of their Macs. Now used as a main computer, gaming machine and server.

Generic Server Machine (moonside)

Used as a Minecraft server, and nothing else (It's barely powerful enough for just that).

Things he likes

  • The MOTHER/Earthbound series of games, which he could talk to you about for hours on end.
  • Zelda games
  • The Portal games
  • Minecraft