One Missed Call
OH MY GOD, STUPID IDIOTS. HOW HARD IS IT??? JUST DON'T ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE!!! IT EVEN RINGS DIFFERENTLY!!!
"And One Missed Call is just a dumb idea. Once you know that ANSWERING YOUR FUCKING VOICEMAIL WILL KILL YOU, why would you do it? They're a bunch of stupid teenagers, not lawyers and businessmen... there's no voicemail any of them could possibly receive that's so urgent that they have to answer it. Oh, you missed a party because you didn't answer your voicemail? Or worse yet, you got grounded because you missed a voicemail from your mom saying you had to be home at 11 PM? BIG FUCKING DEAL, AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T DIE." - SydLexia