Princess Peach

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Overview

Princess Peach is a fictional character who exists in the Mario series of video games. Peach cry.jpg

Looks

While many princesses in video games are considered pretty, or at least not retarded, Peach is not one of them.

In terms of looks, it is doubtful that anyone would put her in a league with Zelda, Samus or Princess Lana. She wears clothes that are poofy, has almost no curves, and it would seem that her boobs are probably saggy, but the stupid dress she wears covers that up.

Love

Still, she appears to be a perfect match for a midget with a mustache who doesn't seem to be capable of holding a weapon.

Lust

Some people think that the reason she dresses so blandly is to hide her inner slut. Lets just say that if she were to end up with a "home video" with Bowser, some people may not be surprised about it. A home video was eventually made, and pics were quickly sent to Syd Lexia, which he quickly put on his site for everyone to see.

People who May Have Boned Peach

There isn't any proof, but rumors don't need proof to be rumors... do they?


So what does everyone think? Gishman P. Fontaine 18:45, 10 January 2008 (PST)

Well, so far it's alot better than nothing. MOGHARR 19:55, 11 January 2008 (PST)

Fuck it... its live Gishman P. Fontaine 19:46, 19 January 2008 (PST)

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