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| − | Ross Rifle rules. | + | * Ross Rifle rules. |
| + | * He got his name when his 11th grade History teacher asked if "anyone here has a Ross Rifle?". He laughed. | ||
| + | * [[Van Halen]] is his favourite band ever. | ||
| + | * His top 5 guitarists are as follows: [[Eddie Van Halen]], [[Slash]], [[Jimi Hendrix]], [[Jimmy Page]], [[Tony Iommi]]. | ||
| + | * His middle name is Angus, after the lead guitarist of [[AC/DC]]. | ||
| + | * Though his favourite music lies in the [[Classic Rock]]/[[Hard Rock]]/[[Heavy Metal]] genre, he is an admitted fan of [[Frank Sinatra]], [[James Brown]], and [[Rihanna]]. | ||
| + | * Ross Rifle hasn't cut his hair in four years. He's saved a lot of money, but if he wants to maintain his metal hair, he's gotta start getting regular trims. Plus, he just pulled the biggest fucking knot out of his hair. | ||
| + | * He is a former [[Spelling Bee|spelling bee]] champion, and prides himself on having perfect spelling, punctuation, and grammar, even when instant messaging. | ||
| + | * Ross wants to write for Syd. Anything music. Seriously Syd. Also, <u>everytime</u> I read an article and see a spelling mistake, I really badly want to fix it. Really bad. | ||
| − | + | == '''Trivia About Trivia''' == | |
| + | * Ross Rifle made a spelling mistake in his trivia comment about making a spelling mistake. Ross wrote the word '''everytime''' which should have been written '''every time'''. The only time that every time is a single word is when a fucking moron like [[Britney Spears]] names a song she writes and publishes with a spelling error in the title. | ||
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Revision as of 13:12, 17 December 2007
The Legend of Ross Rifle
Ross Rifle was born in 1989 into a life of rock. His lullaby was "Sweet Child O' Mine" and he loved metal. He picked up the guitar in 8th grade and started a band. As it turned out, the band sucked and had no motivation. When they all suggested a punk-rock cover of 50 Cent's "P.I.M.P.", he quit the band, and quit playing guitar. All that changed when he heard Eddie Van Halen's legendary instrumental "Eruption", a song he hadn't heard in many years. He is now lead guitarist in Chainsaw Symphony, and is always playing his guitar.
Ross Rifle's Guns
Ross Rifle owns 5 guitars, which he refers to as his "guns":
Stacey the Psycho Hosebeast: Ross' first guitar. It is a chrome-copy of a Gibson SG that Ross placed a Gibson decal on. Gets 'em every time.
Red: Ross' baby. A red OLP Musicman, just like what Eddie Van Halen played in the early 90s.
Big Boy: Ross' first acoustic. Excellent sound. Covered in burns and melt-marks, from God-knows-what.
Esmerlda the Pirate Wench: Ross' 12-string acoustic. Loves it.
Betty Boop: Ross' red 1985/86 Sessions bass. With its basic colour and pointed headstock, it is a seminal 80s instrument.
Trivia
- Ross Rifle rules.
- He got his name when his 11th grade History teacher asked if "anyone here has a Ross Rifle?". He laughed.
- Van Halen is his favourite band ever.
- His top 5 guitarists are as follows: Eddie Van Halen, Slash, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Page, Tony Iommi.
- His middle name is Angus, after the lead guitarist of AC/DC.
- Though his favourite music lies in the Classic Rock/Hard Rock/Heavy Metal genre, he is an admitted fan of Frank Sinatra, James Brown, and Rihanna.
- Ross Rifle hasn't cut his hair in four years. He's saved a lot of money, but if he wants to maintain his metal hair, he's gotta start getting regular trims. Plus, he just pulled the biggest fucking knot out of his hair.
- He is a former spelling bee champion, and prides himself on having perfect spelling, punctuation, and grammar, even when instant messaging.
- Ross wants to write for Syd. Anything music. Seriously Syd. Also, everytime I read an article and see a spelling mistake, I really badly want to fix it. Really bad.
Trivia About Trivia
- Ross Rifle made a spelling mistake in his trivia comment about making a spelling mistake. Ross wrote the word everytime which should have been written every time. The only time that every time is a single word is when a fucking moron like Britney Spears names a song she writes and publishes with a spelling error in the title.
Beliefs
Rock N' Roll will never die.
