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[[Syd Lexia]] is the founder of [[SydLexia.com]]. He is an asshole. His hobbies include: chopping, chopping, cake decorating, and chopping. He also enjoys bonzai kittens and long walks on the beach in Speedos. His life's ambition is to get a '''really''' hot Playboy model for a trophy wife, and retire to Florida. His natural habitat is a pineapple under the sea. You can equip him with a +2 Cloak of Infinite Dorkiness.
 
[[Syd Lexia]] is the founder of [[SydLexia.com]]. He is an asshole. His hobbies include: chopping, chopping, cake decorating, and chopping. He also enjoys bonzai kittens and long walks on the beach in Speedos. His life's ambition is to get a '''really''' hot Playboy model for a trophy wife, and retire to Florida. His natural habitat is a pineapple under the sea. You can equip him with a +2 Cloak of Infinite Dorkiness.
  
 
==EIGHTY DOLLARS==
 
Syd currents wants $80 USD. Give it to him.
 
  
 
== HE IS BORED ==
 
== HE IS BORED ==
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== Medical History ==
 
== Medical History ==
* Syd has a condition known as [[Nostalgiaphobia|nostalgiaphobia]].  This condition is what lead Syd to create this website and ease his mental disease's side effects.
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* Syd has a condition known as [[Nostalgiaphobia|nostalgiaphobia]].  This condition is what lead Syd to create this website and ease his mental disease's side effects. He also has AIDS.
  
 
== Trivia ==
 
== Trivia ==
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* Syd fucking loves olives. <br>'''The breakfast of champions, such as John Stamos, Zeus, and the aforementioned Syd.'''
 
* Syd fucking loves olives. <br>'''The breakfast of champions, such as John Stamos, Zeus, and the aforementioned Syd.'''
 
* He hates [[sweet potatoes]].
 
* He hates [[sweet potatoes]].
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* When giving Spanish Meatloaf a six month ban from Sydapedia, he failed very hard when citing poor "grammer" as a reason for the ban.
  
 
== See also ==
 
== See also ==
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== External links ==
 
== External links ==
 
* [http://www.sydlexia.com/ His stupid website]
 
* [http://www.sydlexia.com/ His stupid website]
* [http://www.sydlexia.com/myspace His MySpace]
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* [http://www.sydlexia.com/myspace Syd Lexia on MySpace]
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* [http://www.facebook.com/sydlexia Syd Lexia on Facebook]
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* [http://www.twitter.com/syd_lexia Syd Lexia on Twitter]
 
* [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=2 His forum profile]
 
* [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=2 His forum profile]
  
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Latest revision as of 18:37, 1 July 2016

What a dork.

Syd Lexia is the founder of SydLexia.com. He is an asshole. His hobbies include: chopping, chopping, cake decorating, and chopping. He also enjoys bonzai kittens and long walks on the beach in Speedos. His life's ambition is to get a really hot Playboy model for a trophy wife, and retire to Florida. His natural habitat is a pineapple under the sea. You can equip him with a +2 Cloak of Infinite Dorkiness.


HE IS BORED

  • When Syd gets bored, he doesn't spend his time writing new articles.
  • HE IS NOT BORED, AT ALL.

Syd's Relatives

Education

  • Acquired his Texas State GED in 2006
  • Graduated with Honors from Sydlexaversity of Nostalgiality
GPA - 5.6 out of 120.
King's Quest IV - 227 out 230
Degree: Masters of Masturbation

Honors and Awards

  • Master of Reality
  • Paranoid
  • Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
  • Sabotage
  • Technical Ecstasy
  • Heaven and Hell
  • Mob Rules
  • Dehumanizer

Medical History

  • Syd has a condition known as nostalgiaphobia. This condition is what lead Syd to create this website and ease his mental disease's side effects. He also has AIDS.

Trivia

  • Syd's favorite color is either black or #9966FF.
  • Syd fucking loves olives.
    The breakfast of champions, such as John Stamos, Zeus, and the aforementioned Syd.
  • He hates sweet potatoes.
  • When giving Spanish Meatloaf a six month ban from Sydapedia, he failed very hard when citing poor "grammer" as a reason for the ban.

See also

External links