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[[Syd Lexia]] is the of founder SydLexia.com. He is an asshole. His hobbies include: chopping, chopping, cake decorating, and chopping. He also enjoys bonzai kittens and long walks on the beach in Speedos. His life's ambition is to get a '''really''' hot Playboy model for a trophy wife, and retire to Florida. His natural habitat is a pineapple under the sea. You can equip him with a +2 Cloak of Infinite Dorkiness.
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[[Syd Lexia]] is the of founder [[SydLexia.com]]. He is an asshole. His hobbies include: chopping, chopping, cake decorating, and chopping. He also enjoys bonzai kittens and long walks on the beach in Speedos. His life's ambition is to get a '''really''' hot Playboy model for a trophy wife, and retire to Florida. His natural habitat is a pineapple under the sea. You can equip him with a +2 Cloak of Infinite Dorkiness.
  
  
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== Syd's Relatives ==
 
== Syd's Relatives ==
* Brother - [[Dr. Jeebus]]
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* Brother: [[Dr. Jeebus]]
* Sister - [[Krislexia]]
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* Sister: [[Krislexia]]
  
 
== Honors and Awards ==
 
== Honors and Awards ==
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== Trivia ==
 
== Trivia ==
 
* Syd's favorite color is either black or #9966FF.
 
* Syd's favorite color is either black or #9966FF.
* Syd fucking loves olives.
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* Syd fucking loves olives. <br>'''The breakfast of champions, such as John Stamos, Zeus, and the aforementioned Syd.'''
;; The breakfast of champions, such as John Stamos, Zeus, and the aforementioned Syd.
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* He hates [[sweet potatoes]].
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== See also ==
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* [[List of things you could buy for Syd]]
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* [[Church of SydLexia]]
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* [[The Original Twelve]]
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== External links ==
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* [http://www.sydlexia.com/ His stupid website]
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* [http://www.myspace.com/sydlexia His MySpace]
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* [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=2 His forum profile]
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[[Category:Forum Members]]
 
[[Category:Forum Members]]

Revision as of 02:51, 5 July 2008

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What a dork.

Syd Lexia is the of founder SydLexia.com. He is an asshole. His hobbies include: chopping, chopping, cake decorating, and chopping. He also enjoys bonzai kittens and long walks on the beach in Speedos. His life's ambition is to get a really hot Playboy model for a trophy wife, and retire to Florida. His natural habitat is a pineapple under the sea. You can equip him with a +2 Cloak of Infinite Dorkiness.


HE IS BORED

  • When Syd gets bored, he doesn't spend his time writing new articles.
  • HE IS NOT BORED, AT ALL.

Syd's Relatives

Honors and Awards

  • Master of Reality
  • Paranoid
  • Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
  • Sabotage
  • Technical Ecstasy
  • Heaven and Hell
  • Mob Rules

Medical History

  • Syd has a condition known as nostalgiaphobia. This condition is what lead Syd to create this website and ease his mental disease's side effects.

Trivia

  • Syd's favorite color is either black or #9966FF.
  • Syd fucking loves olives.
    The breakfast of champions, such as John Stamos, Zeus, and the aforementioned Syd.
  • He hates sweet potatoes.

See also

External links