Maybe this should be the article
Princess Peach is a fictional character who exists in the Mario series of video games.
While many princesses in video games are considered pretty, or at least not retarded, Peach is not one of them.
In terms of looks, it is doubtful that anyone would put her in a league with Zelda, Samus or Princess Lana. She wears clothes that are poofy, has almost no curves, and it would seem that her boobs are probably saggy, but the stupid dress she wears covers that up.
Still, she appears to be a perfect match for a midget with a mustache who doesn't seem to be capable of holding a weapon.
Some people think that the reason she dresses so blandly is to hide her inner slut. Lets just say that if she were to end up with a "home video" with Bowser, some people may not be surprised about it.
People who May Have Boned Peach
There isn't any proof, but rumors don't need proof to be rumors... do they?
- The Plumber damn it... this one isn't even ... what the fuck.. stupid ass Mario
- The Milk Man
- Mia Hamm
- Felix Potvin
So what does everyone think? Gishman P. Fontaine 18:45, 10 January 2008 (PST)