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A SydLexian Story

2009-01-03T12:41:00Z

Yojimaizamara: someone mucked it all up. i fixed it.

Welcome to "A SydLexian Story".

This story is written by the members of the SydLexian Community

== How it Works & Rules of this Page ==
# You begin by writing at least one sentence at the end of the story.
# Once you write something you may not add any additional content until someone else writes a sentence that succeeds your own.
# You must include one link in your sentence. If you make an internal link, the page does not need to be created, just the link. Also, from chapter 4 on don't make broken links. Make links to actual Sydapedia pages.
# You may not delete anyone else's content (please).

* Feel free to format your text to make it look more interesting.
* Don't feel bound by the truth, not much on this wiki is.
* Be creative, mean, nice, funny, or whatever the fuck you want.



== SydLexian Story ==
=== Chapter 1 ===
One late Friday afternoon, in a van down by the river, Syd Lexia decided to hook up his [[NES]] and work some magic with the [[Power Glove]].

=== Chapter 2 ===
It's too bad. The [[Power Glove]] sucked so bad that when Syd hooked it up, it fried both his [[NES]] and his TV. He did however enjoy the [[stimulation]] from the electrocution.

=== Chapter 3 ===
As it turns out, this stimulation was actually the awakening of his latent [[super powers]], brought on by the electrocution, little did he know, he was being monitored by his arch nemesis.

=== Chapter 4 ===
As Syd began to recover from his energizing accident, he realized an awful truth about his situation and screamed, "Oh fuck!!!! Without my TV I can't watch [[Days of Our Lives]] or pay per-view porn!"

=== Chapter 5 ===
The almighty Syd worried about this for only a brief, apocalyptic moment before he realized, "Big fuckin' deal, I'll just search for [[Erin Esurance]] hentai!!! Shwing!"

=== Chapter 6 ===
"Ah, yes" Syd said to himself, "It's a good thing I still have my trusty [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EOne eMachines eOne]! And coupled with a high speed connection, just thinking about gives me a boner!! I am gonna have a good night tonight!! Now I can look at all the internet porn for which my heart desires!!!"

=== Chapter VII, the Chappening ===
Syd did use his trusty [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EOne eOne] to search for the immaculate aforementioned adult articles, but his virile search proved fruitless, for his arch-nemesis, the Evil Yaoi Monster only allowed his mind to be brutally raped and plundered in all of it's think-holes with images of Yu-Gi-Oh fan fiction! "AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!" lamented the glorious warrior.

=== Chapter 8 ===
After a long horrible night of self abuse, [[Syd Lexia]] awoke to a buzzing alarm clock flashing the word '''hEll''' in brilliant red LED lights. It took him a good minute or two to roll over and realize he was simply viewing 11:34 upside down. Unfortunately when his focus shifted beyond the clock, he realized his room had no walls, only flames... Syd was in hell.

=== Chapter 9, in Which There is Danger ===
Syd pondered for a moment, then promptly turned himself upside down again to await 80:08, so he could LOL at the clock for saying B00B, but before 5 seconds had gone by, the clock melted, and so did Syd's face. He then awoke again, but could see only pitch darkness penetrated by a bright fire. Once his eyes adjusted, he say an old man in a brown robe. "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!" The old man presented Syd with a wooden sword. [[Syd Lexia]] smiled.

A SydLexian Story

2009-01-03T12:34:46Z

Yojimaizamara:

Welcome to "A SydLexian Story".

This story is written by the members of the SydLexian Community

== How it Works & Rules of this Page ==
# You begin by writing at least one sentence at the end of the story.
# Once you write something you may not add any additional content until someone else writes a sentence that succeeds your own.
# You must include one link in your sentence. If you make an internal link, the page does not need to be created, just the link. Also, from chapter 4 on don't make broken links. Make links to actual Sydapedia pages.
# You may not delete anyone else's content (please).

* Feel free to format your text to make it look more interesting.
* Don't feel bound by the truth, not much on this wiki is.
* Be creative, mean, nice, funny, or whatever the fuck you want.



== SydLexian Story ==
=== Chapter 1 ===
:: One late Friday afternoon, in a van down by the river, Syd Lexia decided to hook up his [[NES]] and work some magic with the [[Power Glove]].

:: It's too bad. The [[Power Glove]] sucked so bad that when Syd hooked it up, it fried both his [[NES]] and his TV. He did however enjoy the [[stimulation]] from the electrocution.

:: As it turns out, this stimulation was actually the awakening of his latent [[super powers]], brought on by the electrocution, little did he know, he was being monitored by his arch nemesis.

:: As Syd began to recover from his energizing accident, he realized an awful truth about his situation and screamed, "Oh fuck!!!! Without my TV I can't watch [[Days of Our Lives]] or pay per-view porn!"

:: The almighty Syd worried about this for only a brief, apocalyptic moment before he realized, "Big fuckin' deal, I'll just search for [[Erin Esurance]] hentai!!! Shwing!"

:: "Ah, yes" Syd said to himself, "It's a good thing I still have my trusty [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EOne eMachines eOne]! And coupled with a high speed connection, just thinking about gives me a boner!! I am gonna have a good night tonight!! Now I can look at all the internet porn for which my heart desires!!!"

:: Syd did use his trusty [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EOne eOne] to search for the immaculate aforementioned adult articles, but his virile search proved fruitless, for his arch-nemesis, the Evil Yaoi Monster only allowed his mind to be brutally raped and plundered in all of it's think-holes with images of Yu-Gi-Oh fan fiction! "AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!" lamented the glorious warrior.

=== Chapter 2 ===
:: After a long horrible night of self abuse, [[Syd Lexia]] awoke to a buzzing alarm clock flashing the word '''hEll''' in brilliant red LED lights. It took him a good minute or two to roll over and realize he was simply viewing 11:34 upside down. Unfortunately when his focus shifted beyond the clock, he realized his room had no walls, only flames... Syd was in hell.

:: Syd pondered for a moment, then promptly turned himself upside down again to await 80:08, so he could LOL at the clock for saying B00B, but before 5 seconds had gone by, the clock melted, and so did Syd's face. He then awoke again, but could see only pitch darkness penetrated by a bright fire. Once his etes adjusted, he say an old man in a brown robe. "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!" The onld man presented Syd with a wooden sword. [[Syd Lexia]] smiled.

A SydLexian Story

2008-12-29T20:18:42Z

Yojimaizamara:

Welcome to "A Sydlexian Story".

This story is written by the members of the Sydlexian Community

== How it Works & Rules of this Page ==
# You begin by writing at least one sentence at the end of the story.
# Once you write something you may not add any additional content until someone else writes a sentence that succeeds your own.
# You must include one link in your sentence. If you make an internal link, the page does not need to be created, just the link. Also, from chapter 4 on don't make broken links. Make links to actual Sydapedia pages.
# You may not delete anyone else's content (please).

* Feel free to format your text to make it look more interesting
* Don't feel bound by the truth, not much on this wiki is
* Be creative, mean, nice, funny, or whatever the fuck you want.



== Sydlexian Story ==
=== Chapter 1 ===
One late Friday afternoon, in a van down by the river, Syd Lexia decided to hook up his [[NES]] and work some magic with the [[Power Glove]].


=== Chapter 2 ===
It's too bad. The [[Power Glove]] sucked so bad that when Syd hooked it up, it fried both his [[NES]] and his TV. He did however enjoy the [[stimulation]] from the electrocution.

=== Chapter 3 ===
As it turns out, this stimulation was actually the awakening of his latent [[super powers]], brought on by the electrocution, little did he know, he was being monitored by his arch nemesis.

=== Chapter 4 ===

As Syd began to recover from his energizing accident, he realized an awful truth about his situation and screamed, "Oh fuck!!!! Without my TV I can't watch [[Days of Our Lives]] or pay per-view porn!"

=== Chapter 5 ===

The almighty Syd worried about this for only a brief, apocalyptic moment before he realized, "Big fuckin' deal, I'll just search for [[Erin Esurance]] hentai!!! Shwing!"

=== Chapter Six ===
"Ah, yes" Syd said to himself, "It's a good thing I still have my trusty [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EOne eMachines eOne]! And coupled with a high speed connection, just thinking about gives me a boner!! I am gonna have a good night tonight!! Now I can look at all the internet porn for which my heart desires!!!"

=== Chapter VII, the Chappening ===
Syd did use his trusty [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EOne eOne] to search for the immaculate aformentioned adult articles, but his verile search proved fruitless, for his arch-nemesis, the Evil Yaoi Monster only allowed his mind to be brutally raped and plundered in all of it's think-holes with images of Yu-Gi-Oh fanfiction! "AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!11!!!!1" lamented the glorious warrior.