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| − | I am known for my inability to perform any combo in any fighting game. As such, I try to learn performing them so I don't suck ass. As such, I have dedicated a super-spiffy section dedicated to my combos.
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| − | I am also a MtF transsexual and I like to rape people with shovels.
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| − | ==The Epic Videogame Quest==
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| − | I believe my forum post on this says it all:
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| − | ''Well, as you all may know, I suck when it comes to video games. Like, big time.
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| − | After a few sleepless nights, I figured out why - you all grew up with the NES and other games, while I only had a PC and mostly cheated my way through all the games I had.
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| − | So, now I try to emulate the typical childhood of a Lexian by playing through all the major games on all major consoles chronologically. I started in 1980 with early computer and arcade games and right now I'm at 1986, playing Gradius and Metroid. When I beat a game, I move up a year. <ref name="Sydlexia Forums - What I've been up to...">http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=8483</ref>''
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| − | As such, I believe it should be documented. [[Nekkoru's Epic Videogame Quest]] contains everything on my undertakement.
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| − | Recently, I took up cooking as a hobby. While I don't exactly invent new shit in here, here's what I cook and what is awesome. Keep in mind I'm vegetarian and eating anything from this list may turn you into one yourself.
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| − | ===Simple chips'n'toast thingie===
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| − | So, here's this thingie I saw at a friend's house. Basically, that's a fuckload of chips between two slices of bread. That's the simplest way, but you can add cheese, salsa sauce, garlic dip and other stuff that goes well with chips. Close the toaster, wait for the bread to get crunchy and get eatin'.
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