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== Medical History ==
 
== Medical History ==
* Syd has a condition known as [[Nestalgiaphobia|nestalgiaphobia]].  This condition is what lead Syd to create this website and ease his mental disease's side effects.
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* Syd has a condition known as [[Nostalgiaphobia|nostalgiaphobia]].  This condition is what lead Syd to create this website and ease his mental disease's side effects.
  
 
== Trivia ==
 
== Trivia ==

Revision as of 10:31, 4 July 2008

Syd Lexia is the of founder SydLexia.com. He is an asshole. His hobbies include: chopping, chopping, cake decorating, and chopping. He also enjoys bonzai kittens and long walks on the beach in Speedos. His life's ambition is to get a really hot Playboy model for a trophy wife, and retire to Florida. His natural habitat is a pineapple under the sea. You can equip him with a +2 Cloak of Infinite Dorkiness.


HE IS BORED

  • When Syd gets bored, he doesn't spend his time writing new articles.
  • HE IS NOT BORED, AT ALL.

Syd's Relatives

Honors and Awards

  • Master of Reality
  • Paranoid
  • Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
  • Sabotage
  • Technical Ecstasy
  • Heaven and Hell
  • Mob Rules

Medical History

  • Syd has a condition known as nostalgiaphobia. This condition is what lead Syd to create this website and ease his mental disease's side effects.

Trivia

  • Syd's favorite color is either black or #9966FF.
  • Syd fucking loves olives.
The breakfast of champions, such as John Stamos, Zeus, and the aforementioned Syd.