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| − | [[Syd Lexia]] is the of founder SydLexia.com. He is an asshole. His hobbies include: chopping, chopping, cake decorating, and chopping. He also enjoys bonzai kittens and long walks on the beach in Speedos. His life's ambition is to get a '''really''' hot Playboy model for a trophy wife, and retire to Florida. His natural habitat is a pineapple under the sea. You can equip him with a +2 Cloak of Infinite Dorkiness. | + | [[Syd Lexia]] is the of founder [[SydLexia.com]]. He is an asshole. His hobbies include: chopping, chopping, cake decorating, and chopping. He also enjoys bonzai kittens and long walks on the beach in Speedos. His life's ambition is to get a '''really''' hot Playboy model for a trophy wife, and retire to Florida. His natural habitat is a pineapple under the sea. You can equip him with a +2 Cloak of Infinite Dorkiness. |
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== Syd's Relatives == | == Syd's Relatives == | ||
| − | * Brother | + | * Brother: [[Dr. Jeebus]] |
| − | * Sister | + | * Sister: [[Krislexia]] |
== Honors and Awards == | == Honors and Awards == | ||
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== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
* Syd's favorite color is either black or #9966FF. | * Syd's favorite color is either black or #9966FF. | ||
| − | * Syd fucking loves olives. | + | * Syd fucking loves olives. <br>'''The breakfast of champions, such as John Stamos, Zeus, and the aforementioned Syd.''' |
| − | + | * He hates [[sweet potatoes]]. | |
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| + | == See also == | ||
| + | * [[List of things you could buy for Syd]] | ||
| + | * [[Church of SydLexia]] | ||
| + | * [[The Original Twelve]] | ||
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| + | == External links == | ||
| + | * [http://www.sydlexia.com/ His stupid website] | ||
| + | * [http://www.myspace.com/sydlexia His MySpace] | ||
| + | * [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=2 His forum profile] | ||
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[[Category:Forum Members]] | [[Category:Forum Members]] | ||
Revision as of 01:51, 5 July 2008
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What a dork.
Syd Lexia is the of founder SydLexia.com. He is an asshole. His hobbies include: chopping, chopping, cake decorating, and chopping. He also enjoys bonzai kittens and long walks on the beach in Speedos. His life's ambition is to get a really hot Playboy model for a trophy wife, and retire to Florida. His natural habitat is a pineapple under the sea. You can equip him with a +2 Cloak of Infinite Dorkiness.
Contents
HE IS BORED
- When Syd gets bored, he doesn't spend his time writing new articles.
- HE IS NOT BORED, AT ALL.
Syd's Relatives
- Brother: Dr. Jeebus
- Sister: Krislexia
Honors and Awards
- Master of Reality
- Paranoid
- Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
- Sabotage
- Technical Ecstasy
- Heaven and Hell
- Mob Rules
Medical History
- Syd has a condition known as nostalgiaphobia. This condition is what lead Syd to create this website and ease his mental disease's side effects.
Trivia
- Syd's favorite color is either black or #9966FF.
- Syd fucking loves olives.
The breakfast of champions, such as John Stamos, Zeus, and the aforementioned Syd. - He hates sweet potatoes.
