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[[Dr. Jeebus]] is the younger brother of [[Syd Lexia]]. He is also kind of a douchebag.
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Bangkok, Oriental city
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And the city don't know that the city is getting
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The creme de la creme of the chess world in a
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Show with everything but Yul Brynner
  
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== Dr. Jeebus's Sydlexia.com History ==
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Time flies, doesn't seem a minute
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Jeebus wrote a two articles for the site and contributed to the Top 100 NES Games article. Jeebus stopped writing for the site when it became apparent that Syd was in no hurry to commercialize the site, so there were no ad revenues for him to share in.
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Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
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All change, don't you know that when you
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Play at this level there's no ordinary venue
  
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== Jeebus Vs. Syd ==
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It's Iceland or the Philippines or Hastings
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Jeebus considers himself to be on a self-imposed hiatus until such a time as the site is profitable and thus "worth his while" to write for. Syd, on the other hand, considers him to be fired. He has been stripped of moderator powers and he is not mentioned at all on the staff pages. It is also important to note that he is a self-centered jerk: the kind of self-centered jerk that drove Syd pretty much everywhere he needed to go for years until moving 20 miles away (Though Syd still insisted on trying to text for rides)
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Or this place!
  
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== Quality of Work ==
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One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
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Despite Jeebus' seemingly high opinion of his own writing skills, his second article was met with mixed reviews. People loved the Duck Tales article.
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The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
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You'll find a god in every golden cloister
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And if you're lucky then the god's a she
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I can feel an angel sliding up to me
  
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== Word of the Admin ==
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One town's very like another
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If SydLexia.com ever does go commercial, '''Dr. Jeebus won't see a single fucking dime of the site's revenue, nor will he be invited back to write more articles'''. This is completely inconsequential, however, as Syd has no interest in making money as he is just going to live in his parents house until they die and he inherits it.
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When your head's down over your pieces, brother
  
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== Lesson to be Learned ==
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It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
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If you don't help sow the field and harvest the wheat, you don't get to eat the fucking bread.
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To be looking at the board, not looking at the city
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Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking delta...
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Tea, girls, warm, sweet
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Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite
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Get Thai'd! You're talking to a tourist
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Whose every move's among the purest
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I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine
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One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
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Not much between despair and ecstasy
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One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
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Can't be too careful with your company
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I can feel the devil walking next to me
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Siam's gonna be the witness
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To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
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This grips me more than would a
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Muddy old river or reclining Buddha
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And thank God I'm only watching the game, controlling it
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I don't see you guys rating
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The kind of mate I'm contemplating
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I'd let you watch, I would invite you
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But the queens we use would not excite you
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So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage
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parlors
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One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
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The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
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You'll find a god in every golden cloister
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A little flesh, a little history
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I can feel an angel sliding up to me
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One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
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Not much between despair and ecstasy
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One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
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Can't be too careful with your company
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I can feel the devil walking next to me
  
 
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Revision as of 15:19, 22 July 2008

Bangkok, Oriental city And the city don't know that the city is getting The creme de la creme of the chess world in a Show with everything but Yul Brynner

Time flies, doesn't seem a minute Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it All change, don't you know that when you Play at this level there's no ordinary venue

It's Iceland or the Philippines or Hastings Or this place!

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free You'll find a god in every golden cloister And if you're lucky then the god's a she I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One town's very like another When your head's down over your pieces, brother

It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity To be looking at the board, not looking at the city

Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking delta...

Tea, girls, warm, sweet Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite

Get Thai'd! You're talking to a tourist Whose every move's among the purest I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble Not much between despair and ecstasy One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble Can't be too careful with your company I can feel the devil walking next to me

Siam's gonna be the witness To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness This grips me more than would a Muddy old river or reclining Buddha

And thank God I'm only watching the game, controlling it

I don't see you guys rating The kind of mate I'm contemplating I'd let you watch, I would invite you But the queens we use would not excite you

So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage parlors

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free You'll find a god in every golden cloister A little flesh, a little history I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble Not much between despair and ecstasy One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble Can't be too careful with your company I can feel the devil walking next to me

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