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[[Image:ermacy.JPG|thumb|right|Ermac in 1998 with no shirt and no life but still has his nantendo!]]
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Ermac before his final demise
  
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[[Image:Sega-saturn.jpg|thumb|botto,right|Wants to make sweet,sweet love to this japanese beauty]]
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He is now free from all pain
  
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'''Ermac''' was a member of the [[SydLexia.com Forums]], he is a Junior at the University of Tennessee Chattanooga with a concentration in History and finding a girlfriend. He first found [[Syd Lexia|Syd's]] magical site in in 2007 when looking for a list of the best [[NES]] games. He soon realized that Syd was a member of the band "The Advantage" and had to join the site after repeated listens of "DuckTails Moon Live". His dream is to go back in time and relive his childhood with Syd and Jeebus but realizes that statement may be construed as gayness.  His favorite games are [[Resident Evil]], [[Silent Hill]], [[NBA Live Series]] and [[Hello Kitty Island Adventure]].
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'''Ermac''' was a member of the [[SydLexia.com Forums]], he is a Senior at the University of Memphis. He is 25 years old and grew up playing the NES, watching Pro Wrestling and following the NBA. He found this site looking for the top NES games of all time and initially registered under the username "ReaXan". He came back a year later and decided to stay for good shortly after the top SNES list came out and after realizing that many forum members were in his age group.
  
 
== Life Outside of the Forums ==
 
== Life Outside of the Forums ==
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Ermac's real name is Daniel and doesn't really fit the typical gamer mold.He is a jogger and can get laid upon begging. He has managed to have sex with over 60 women(mostly fat) but can't get into RPG's and is normally rejected by gaming nerds as "too mainstream". His first love was the NES and always will be, followed by the PSOne which was a great system but hasn't aged well. He is currently trying to get into the XBoX and wants to find himself a [[GameBoy Micro]] to play with when he isn't playing with his penis. He is also good at computer problems. HE HAS DEM HACKER ISO'S!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ermac really isn't a nerd(doesn't play cards) but he isn't a jock either( didn't play HS sports and isn't an asshole). He is a runner though and enjoys working out when he isn't sitting at his computer desk being lazy. He builds computers as a hobby and can fix almost any computer problem you can throw at him similar to [[Knyte]]. He offered to send [[Dr.Jeebus]] a computer, but he didn't want to pay the shipping on it which would have been insane.
  
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== Departure ==
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== Departure,Return and Final Departure ==
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Ermac has left the forums.
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Ermac left originally in Feb 2009 because he knew that the IHOP D@D culture of sydlexia.com would never get his humor. He asked Syd to ban him but was denied that request.
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Ermac pissed alot of people off before the tag team forum war of 2010. After gaining access to the NWO he proceeded with his Red and Black attack to tell some members what loser pieces of shit they were. They couldn't believe someone had the balls to tell them the truth and like anyone who does that he was promptly crucified. In today's world that would be the equivalent of being hit behind with a steel chair.
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He was banned on June 28th 2010. He will not return 3 days later as he doesn't give 2 shits that he was banned and was getting bored of the place anyway.
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His final opus was in the sydlexia chatroom, where he finally left the site for good under the name "SoldierHawksPenis"
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== Enemies ==
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Ermac has a laundry list of people that didn't like him, either because they talked shit so they could be popular with other IHOP D@D loosers or that they refused to look at anyone's opinion besides their own.
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His fans will forever remember him for his breakthrough album "Thriller" .
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== Favorite Created Threads ==
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*[Anti Weed has taken over for 2009]http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=8491&highlight=
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*[What age did gaming start to loose it's magic?]http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6342&highlight=
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*[2008 SydLexia Awards]http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7725&highlight=
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*[Consoles you wanted as a kid but didn't get] http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6945&highlight=
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*[Post your video game console lineage]http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6904&highlight=
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*[Does our Generation know how to grow up?] http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6662&highlight=
  
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== Fun Facts ==
 
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*Lives in Tennessee, near forum member [[Ghandi]] who is in NC
 
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*Wants to Move to [[Canada]] after graduation
 
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*Would make love to a White Japanese [[Sega Saturn]] if it was possible and still is researching the I/0 capabilities of such a venture.
 
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*Had an obsession with the [[Phillips CDI]] when he was a fat kid in the summer of 1995
 
  
  
 
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Latest revision as of 06:53, 28 June 2010

Ermacy.JPG Ermac before his final demise

Mj.jpg He is now free from all pain

Ermac was a member of the SydLexia.com Forums, he is a Senior at the University of Memphis. He is 25 years old and grew up playing the NES, watching Pro Wrestling and following the NBA. He found this site looking for the top NES games of all time and initially registered under the username "ReaXan". He came back a year later and decided to stay for good shortly after the top SNES list came out and after realizing that many forum members were in his age group.

Life Outside of the Forums

Ermac really isn't a nerd(doesn't play cards) but he isn't a jock either( didn't play HS sports and isn't an asshole). He is a runner though and enjoys working out when he isn't sitting at his computer desk being lazy. He builds computers as a hobby and can fix almost any computer problem you can throw at him similar to Knyte. He offered to send Dr.Jeebus a computer, but he didn't want to pay the shipping on it which would have been insane.

Departure,Return and Final Departure

Ermac left originally in Feb 2009 because he knew that the IHOP D@D culture of sydlexia.com would never get his humor. He asked Syd to ban him but was denied that request.

Ermac pissed alot of people off before the tag team forum war of 2010. After gaining access to the NWO he proceeded with his Red and Black attack to tell some members what loser pieces of shit they were. They couldn't believe someone had the balls to tell them the truth and like anyone who does that he was promptly crucified. In today's world that would be the equivalent of being hit behind with a steel chair.

He was banned on June 28th 2010. He will not return 3 days later as he doesn't give 2 shits that he was banned and was getting bored of the place anyway.

His final opus was in the sydlexia chatroom, where he finally left the site for good under the name "SoldierHawksPenis"

Enemies

Ermac has a laundry list of people that didn't like him, either because they talked shit so they could be popular with other IHOP D@D loosers or that they refused to look at anyone's opinion besides their own.

His fans will forever remember him for his breakthrough album "Thriller" .

Favorite Created Threads

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