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| + | [[Syd Lexia]] is the founder of [[SydLexia.com]]. He is an asshole. His hobbies include: chopping, chopping, cake decorating, and chopping. He also enjoys bonzai kittens and long walks on the beach in Speedos. His life's ambition is to get a '''really''' hot Playboy model for a trophy wife, and retire to Florida. His natural habitat is a pineapple under the sea. You can equip him with a +2 Cloak of Infinite Dorkiness. | ||
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| + | == HE IS BORED == | ||
| + | * When Syd gets bored, he doesn't spend his time writing new articles. | ||
| + | * HE IS NOT BORED, AT ALL. | ||
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| + | == Syd's Relatives == | ||
| + | * Brother: [[Dr. Jeebus]] | ||
| + | * Sister: [[Krislexia]] | ||
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| + | == Education == | ||
| + | * Acquired his Texas State GED in 2006 | ||
| + | * Graduated with Honors from Sydlexaversity of Nostalgiality | ||
| + | :: GPA - 5.6 out of 120. | ||
| + | :: King's Quest IV - 227 out 230 | ||
| + | :: Degree: Masters of Masturbation | ||
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| + | == Honors and Awards == | ||
| + | *Master of Reality | ||
| + | *Paranoid | ||
| + | *Sabbath Bloody Sabbath | ||
| + | *Sabotage | ||
| + | *Technical Ecstasy | ||
| + | *Heaven and Hell | ||
| + | *Mob Rules | ||
| + | *Dehumanizer | ||
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| + | == Medical History == | ||
| + | * Syd has a condition known as [[Nostalgiaphobia|nostalgiaphobia]]. This condition is what lead Syd to create this website and ease his mental disease's side effects. He also has AIDS. | ||
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| + | == Trivia == | ||
| + | * Syd's favorite color is either black or #9966FF. | ||
| + | * Syd fucking loves olives. <br>'''The breakfast of champions, such as John Stamos, Zeus, and the aforementioned Syd.''' | ||
| + | * He hates [[sweet potatoes]]. | ||
| + | * When giving Spanish Meatloaf a six month ban from Sydapedia, he failed very hard when citing poor "grammer" as a reason for the ban. | ||
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| + | == See also == | ||
| + | * [[List of things you could buy for Syd]] | ||
| + | * [[Church of SydLexia]] | ||
| + | * [[The Original Twelve]] | ||
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| + | == External links == | ||
| + | * [http://www.sydlexia.com/ His stupid website] | ||
| + | * [http://www.sydlexia.com/myspace Syd Lexia on MySpace] | ||
| + | * [http://www.facebook.com/sydlexia Syd Lexia on Facebook] | ||
| + | * [http://www.twitter.com/syd_lexia Syd Lexia on Twitter] | ||
| + | * [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=2 His forum profile] | ||
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| + | [[Category:Forum Members]][[Category:Forum Conservatives]] | ||
Latest revision as of 17:37, 1 July 2016
Syd Lexia is the founder of SydLexia.com. He is an asshole. His hobbies include: chopping, chopping, cake decorating, and chopping. He also enjoys bonzai kittens and long walks on the beach in Speedos. His life's ambition is to get a really hot Playboy model for a trophy wife, and retire to Florida. His natural habitat is a pineapple under the sea. You can equip him with a +2 Cloak of Infinite Dorkiness.
Contents
HE IS BORED
- When Syd gets bored, he doesn't spend his time writing new articles.
- HE IS NOT BORED, AT ALL.
Syd's Relatives
- Brother: Dr. Jeebus
- Sister: Krislexia
Education
- Acquired his Texas State GED in 2006
- Graduated with Honors from Sydlexaversity of Nostalgiality
- GPA - 5.6 out of 120.
- King's Quest IV - 227 out 230
- Degree: Masters of Masturbation
Honors and Awards
- Master of Reality
- Paranoid
- Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
- Sabotage
- Technical Ecstasy
- Heaven and Hell
- Mob Rules
- Dehumanizer
Medical History
- Syd has a condition known as nostalgiaphobia. This condition is what lead Syd to create this website and ease his mental disease's side effects. He also has AIDS.
Trivia
- Syd's favorite color is either black or #9966FF.
- Syd fucking loves olives.
The breakfast of champions, such as John Stamos, Zeus, and the aforementioned Syd. - He hates sweet potatoes.
- When giving Spanish Meatloaf a six month ban from Sydapedia, he failed very hard when citing poor "grammer" as a reason for the ban.
