Difference between revisions of "Molestware"
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| − | [[Molestware]] is the iPhone's answer to the Wii's so-called shovelware. Whereas the Wii has half-assed games with poorly implemented waggle controls, the iPhone is home to | + | [[Molestware]] is the iPhone's answer to the Wii's so-called shovelware. Whereas the Wii has half-assed games with poorly implemented waggle controls, the iPhone is home to thrice as many poorly conceived games based around shitty touch and tilt controls. Even games that should be able to use the controls to their advantage, such as Sega's Super Monkey Ball, tend to play poorly. As of December 2008, the only good game available on the iPhone was the puzzle game Trism. Some tech magazines have claimed that the iPhone and the iPod Touch are the future of portable gaming (and now GameFAQs has a section dedicated to it). If that is the case, we are SEVERELY <strike>fucked</strike> molested. |
[[Molestware]] is also known as '''rubware,''' '''pokeware,''' '''tiltware,''' and '''rapeware.''' | [[Molestware]] is also known as '''rubware,''' '''pokeware,''' '''tiltware,''' and '''rapeware.''' | ||
Latest revision as of 02:22, 28 October 2009
Molestware is the iPhone's answer to the Wii's so-called shovelware. Whereas the Wii has half-assed games with poorly implemented waggle controls, the iPhone is home to thrice as many poorly conceived games based around shitty touch and tilt controls. Even games that should be able to use the controls to their advantage, such as Sega's Super Monkey Ball, tend to play poorly. As of December 2008, the only good game available on the iPhone was the puzzle game Trism. Some tech magazines have claimed that the iPhone and the iPod Touch are the future of portable gaming (and now GameFAQs has a section dedicated to it). If that is the case, we are SEVERELY fucked molested.
Molestware is also known as rubware, pokeware, tiltware, and rapeware.
