Difference between revisions of "Fucking State of: Missouri"
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Why it sucks:
Do you enjoy flatness, corn, rednecks, people complaining about school taxes climbing over ten cents, country music, and more rednecks? Then Missouri is the place for you! Come see the big white racist assholes in rusted out pickup trucks with Confederate flag mud flaps calling you a fag for not hunting, killing, cooking, and eating varmint and/or critter. Come see people brag about which side of town is better when in reality they both contain dilapidated shitholes of buildings. Come see the white kids who think they're black and drive around in "pimped out" Ford Escorts with shitty subs cranked up so high that the chrome is vibrating off of their Wal-Mart spinner hubcaps. God damn, I hate Missouri!
