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[[greeneyedzeke]] is a friend and former co-worker of [[Syd Lexia]]. He was the 11th person to join the SydLexia.com forums.
 
[[greeneyedzeke]] is a friend and former co-worker of [[Syd Lexia]]. He was the 11th person to join the SydLexia.com forums.
  
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== Name ==
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=== Misconceptions ===
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Many people are confused about the name greeneyedzeke.
  
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It would make sense that the name is a combination of the words "Green" "Eyed" & "Zeke".  This is however incorrect.  The name is a combination of words, but the combination is actually "Greeney" "Edzeke"
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=== Pronunciation ===
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''grēn'ē  ĕd'zĕk'ē''
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== Inflexible Reality of greeneyedzeke ==
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=== Reproduction ===
 
According to a Dec 6, 2007 forum post by [[GPFontaine]], [[greeneyedzeke]] made babies with [[Final Fantasy VI]]. If this is true, it is a most admirable feat.
 
According to a Dec 6, 2007 forum post by [[GPFontaine]], [[greeneyedzeke]] made babies with [[Final Fantasy VI]]. If this is true, it is a most admirable feat.
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=== Transformation ===
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At exactly 2:10 PM on November 5th of 2007 the Transformation began.  A grossly detailed conversation captured the events in their entirety.  What follows may not be suitable for young children.  It is important to know that this conversation was between [[GPFontaine]] and greeneyedzeke.  Everything you read here came from greeneyedzeke and is preserved for 100% accuracy.
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<div style="background-color:#EEFFDD">
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  2:10 PM <span style="color:#00AA00">greeneyedzeke</span>: COBRAS!!!!
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  AIIIEEEE
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  COABRAS!!!!
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  GET THEM OFF
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  GET THEM OFF
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  OFFFFFFFFFFF
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  2:11 PM <span style="color:#00AA00">greeneyedzeke</span>: cooooooooooooooooooooobbbbbbbrrrrraaaaaaaaaa
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  aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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  aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
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  cobras.
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  ON MY HEAD
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  EATING MY BRAINS OUT
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  they're zombie cobras
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  they haven't sucked out all of my brains yet
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  2:12 PM <span style="color:#00AA00">greeneyedzeke</span>: i am not <span style="color:#00AA00">greeneyedzeke</span> anymore. i am king cobra, the infector
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  i have taken over ethan
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  and i'm using him to communicate with the rest of you non-scales
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  beware
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  beware
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  we are coming for all of you.
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  the zombie cobras will soon be upon you
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  the plague of balad-ur
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  the reckoning begins.
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  2:13 PM <span style="color:#00AA00">greeneyedzeke</span>: your petty human art is amusing, non-scale
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  but this will not save you
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  2:14 PM <span style="color:#00AA00">greeneyedzeke</span>: in the third era of the balad-ur,
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  back when the name was still baladach-kur, we came to fight with the parsels in the forests
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  the fight lasted for three months and there were many casualties
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  when it ended, only a few of the baladach-kur remained
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  2:15 PM <span style="color:#00AA00">greeneyedzeke</span>: discraged by their losses,
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  they abandoned the suffix "ach" (to rule) and became just the balad-ur
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  and now we are zombies
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  coming for you
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  2:16 PM <span style="color:#00AA00">greeneyedzeke</span>: forty years after the great
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  struggle and the defamation of our character, the balad-ur were visited by, they say,
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  the spirits of the elders
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  2:17 PM <span style="color:#00AA00">greeneyedzeke</span>: the elders told of that we must
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  seek revenge for our undoing, and to strike swiftly, with litle preparation.
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  we were to let the inner snake lash out.
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  in this we were successful, but as my father, leader of this great tribe, held in his mouth
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  the gasping, dying king of the parsels, this king uttered a curse that transformed his
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  vanquishers into a horde of the undead
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  2:21 PM <span style="color:#00AA00">greeneyedzeke</span>: here's the thing
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  we started out friends
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  it was cool, but it was all pretend
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  yeah yeah
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  since you been gone
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  you're dedicated, took the time
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  it wasn't long till i called you mine
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  yeah, yeah
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  since you been gone
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  and all you'd ever me say
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  is how i picture me with you
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  that's all you'd ever hear me say
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  but
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  SINCE YOU BEEN GONE
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  i can breathe for the first time
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  2:22 PM <span style="color:#00AA00">greeneyedzeke</span>: i'm so movin' on
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  yeah yeah
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  thanks to you, now what i get what i want
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  since you been gone
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</div>
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== Current Residence ==
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=== Work ===
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On some occasions greeneyedzeke chooses to remain in his cave at work.  The moderate temperatures are probably attractive to someone with his type of genetic makeup.
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=== Home ===
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More often greeneyedzeke retreats to his home where his mother offers him an endless supply of baby kittens to eat.
  
 
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Revision as of 06:44, 12 December 2007

greeneyedzeke is a friend and former co-worker of Syd Lexia. He was the 11th person to join the SydLexia.com forums.

Name

Misconceptions

Many people are confused about the name greeneyedzeke.

It would make sense that the name is a combination of the words "Green" "Eyed" & "Zeke". This is however incorrect. The name is a combination of words, but the combination is actually "Greeney" "Edzeke"

Pronunciation

grēn'ē ĕd'zĕk'ē

Inflexible Reality of greeneyedzeke

Reproduction

According to a Dec 6, 2007 forum post by GPFontaine, greeneyedzeke made babies with Final Fantasy VI. If this is true, it is a most admirable feat.


Transformation

At exactly 2:10 PM on November 5th of 2007 the Transformation began. A grossly detailed conversation captured the events in their entirety. What follows may not be suitable for young children. It is important to know that this conversation was between GPFontaine and greeneyedzeke. Everything you read here came from greeneyedzeke and is preserved for 100% accuracy. 

 2:10 PM greeneyedzeke: COBRAS!!!!
 AIIIEEEE
 COABRAS!!!!
 GET THEM OFF
 GET THEM OFF
 OFFFFFFFFFFF

 2:11 PM greeneyedzeke: cooooooooooooooooooooobbbbbbbrrrrraaaaaaaaaa
 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
 cobras.
 ON MY HEAD
 EATING MY BRAINS OUT
 they're zombie cobras
 they haven't sucked out all of my brains yet

 2:12 PM greeneyedzeke: i am not greeneyedzeke anymore. i am king cobra, the infector
 i have taken over ethan
 and i'm using him to communicate with the rest of you non-scales
 beware
 beware
 we are coming for all of you.
 the zombie cobras will soon be upon you
 the plague of balad-ur
 the reckoning begins.

 2:13 PM greeneyedzeke: your petty human art is amusing, non-scale
 but this will not save you

 2:14 PM greeneyedzeke: in the third era of the balad-ur,
 back when the name was still baladach-kur, we came to fight with the parsels in the forests
 the fight lasted for three months and there were many casualties
 when it ended, only a few of the baladach-kur remained

 2:15 PM greeneyedzeke: discraged by their losses,
 they abandoned the suffix "ach" (to rule) and became just the balad-ur
 and now we are zombies
 coming for you

 2:16 PM greeneyedzeke: forty years after the great
 struggle and the defamation of our character, the balad-ur were visited by, they say,
 the spirits of the elders

 2:17 PM greeneyedzeke: the elders told of that we must
 seek revenge for our undoing, and to strike swiftly, with litle preparation.
 we were to let the inner snake lash out.
 in this we were successful, but as my father, leader of this great tribe, held in his mouth
 the gasping, dying king of the parsels, this king uttered a curse that transformed his
 vanquishers into a horde of the undead

 2:21 PM greeneyedzeke: here's the thing
 we started out friends
 it was cool, but it was all pretend
 yeah yeah
 since you been gone
 you're dedicated, took the time
 it wasn't long till i called you mine
 yeah, yeah
 since you been gone
 and all you'd ever me say
 is how i picture me with you
 that's all you'd ever hear me say
 but
 SINCE YOU BEEN GONE
 i can breathe for the first time

 2:22 PM greeneyedzeke: i'm so movin' on
 yeah yeah
 thanks to you, now what i get what i want
 since you been gone

Current Residence

Work

On some occasions greeneyedzeke chooses to remain in his cave at work. The moderate temperatures are probably attractive to someone with his type of genetic makeup.

Home

More often greeneyedzeke retreats to his home where his mother offers him an endless supply of baby kittens to eat.

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