Difference between revisions of "Sailor Moon"
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| − | ''Fighting evil by moonlight'' | + | ''Fighting evil by moonlight''<br> |
| − | ''Going to school by daylight'' | + | ''Going to school by daylight''<br> |
| − | ''Doing | + | ''Doing things I don't remember''<br> |
''She is the one called Sailor Moon!'' | ''She is the one called Sailor Moon!'' | ||
Revision as of 07:28, 11 June 2009
Sailor Moon in an anime cartoon that all the kids used to masturbate to back in the mid-90s. They had to. Back then, the internet was accessed via modems that connected directly to your phone line and were slow as fucking fuck. Also, it was hard to find porn back then. There were no P2P programs, no torrents, and significantly less porn sites. And since the internet was so goddam slow, it took at least a minute to download a single image, so your parents would probably walk into the room and bust you before you even got to see any porn. Thus, the only viable option was to masturbate to anatomically exaggerated school girls in skimpy outfits.
Luna
Luna was a talking cat. She was not as cool as Salem Saberhagen, but she was still kinda cool because talking cats are always cool.
The Theme Song
Fighting evil by moonlight
Going to school by daylight
Doing things I don't remember
She is the one called Sailor Moon!
