Alicia Silverstone

Once upon a time she was hot.

Then she was gone.

What the hell happened?

Researches across the globe have studied what has now become known as hotchickvanishinitus. This seemingly awful diagnosis has since been applied to other people, but no one has stood out more than Alicia. Most would agree that it would be a fair trade if Alicia could be cured and Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan could become infected.

Mandy Moore don't leave us like Alicia did. Please stay.

Hotness Level by Year

Year	Rating (1-10)	Notes
2000+	???	IMDB says she has done stuff, but has anyone seen it. In some photos on the web she looks good in 2005, like maybe a 8/10. But in 2007 she kinda looks like ass... maybe like 5/10.
1999	8	Blast from the Past was kind to her looks
1998	N/A	There is a rumor that Hiro from Heroes went back into the past, abducted her as a sex slave and then returned her in 1999.(Citation Needed)
1997	8	She was hot in Excess Baggage even though it sucked, but she better not dare ever fucking touch another Batman movie...
1996	9	She was on TV a bit as herself getting fame from clueless, but not doing any film work.
1995	9.5	Clueless had her wearing a lot of little and tight stuff
1994	9	Well, perhaps she didn't get hotter, but those two damn videos were still playing on MTV
1993	7	Aerosmith thank you for those two videos.

Theories of her disappearance

Before any of these can be put into a section called We know where the hell she went we need to have sources.

Abducted by aliens

I doubt that this is the case, but honestly who knows. She was here and then gone missing. Maybe it was those Simpson aliens Kang and Kodos. I suppose it could have been Marvin the Martian, but I doubt he could pull it off. I mean he can't even kill Daffy Duck. The last potential hijackers I can think of are those fucking idiots Ignignokt and Err, you know them... the puzzle shaped fucktards that call themselves the Mooninites.^{(Citation Needed)}

Tom Cruise

It is possible she wasn't into him and he had her "taken care of". No one gets away from Tom. No one.^{(Citation Needed)}

She was on the Titanic

If I recall it was about a billion years since she did something that anyone has seen. Perhaps she was on the Titanic as it went down.^{(Citation Needed)}

Witness Protection

She was actually a hit-woman. She decided to turn on her past clients when they stopped letting her act. The police put her into protective custody and shipped her off to the uncharted areas of Alaska.^{(Citation Needed)}

Alive and Well

It has been suggested that Alicia Silverstone is still alive and still very hot, but that her television and film career has stalled. She has been sighted at various Hollywood events as recently as December 2nd, 2007. A photo to the right that was supposed taken at the premier of the 2005 movie North Country shows Silverstone, alive and well, but making some terrible fashion decisions.^{(Citation Needed)}

Murdered by PETA

A very popular theory suggests that Silverstone, a noted vegetarian, was murdered by PETA when she was caught eating Syd Lexia's dick.^{(Citation Needed)}