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== Medical History == | == Medical History == | ||
− | * Syd has a condition known as [[ | + | * Syd has a condition known as [[Nostalgiaphobia|nostalgiaphobia]]. This condition is what lead Syd to create this website and ease his mental disease's side effects. |
== Trivia == | == Trivia == |
Revision as of 10:31, 4 July 2008
Syd Lexia is the of founder SydLexia.com. He is an asshole. His hobbies include: chopping, chopping, cake decorating, and chopping. He also enjoys bonzai kittens and long walks on the beach in Speedos. His life's ambition is to get a really hot Playboy model for a trophy wife, and retire to Florida. His natural habitat is a pineapple under the sea. You can equip him with a +2 Cloak of Infinite Dorkiness.
HE IS BORED
- When Syd gets bored, he doesn't spend his time writing new articles.
- HE IS NOT BORED, AT ALL.
Syd's Relatives
- Brother - Dr. Jeebus
- Sister - Krislexia
Honors and Awards
- Master of Reality
- Paranoid
- Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
- Sabotage
- Technical Ecstasy
- Heaven and Hell
- Mob Rules
Medical History
- Syd has a condition known as nostalgiaphobia. This condition is what lead Syd to create this website and ease his mental disease's side effects.
Trivia
- Syd's favorite color is either black or #9966FF.
- Syd fucking loves olives.
- The breakfast of champions, such as John Stamos, Zeus, and the aforementioned Syd.