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Bangkok, Oriental city
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[[Dr. Jeebus]] is the brother of Syd Lexia and, despite only contributing to 3 articles, is still officially considered legitimate staff.
And the city don't know that the city is getting
 
The creme de la creme of the chess world in a
 
Show with everything but Yul Brynner
 
  
Time flies, doesn't seem a minute
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Dr. Jeebus is also credited with singlehandedly creating, organizing, and winning the forum battles. And while that's probably not true, I believe it.
Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
 
All change, don't you know that when you
 
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue
 
 
 
It's Iceland or the Philippines or Hastings
 
Or this place!
 
 
 
One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
 
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
 
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
 
And if you're lucky then the god's a she
 
I can feel an angel sliding up to me
 
 
 
One town's very like another
 
When your head's down over your pieces, brother
 
 
 
It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
 
To be looking at the board, not looking at the city
 
 
 
Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking delta...
 
 
 
Tea, girls, warm, sweet
 
Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite
 
 
 
Get Thai'd! You're talking to a tourist
 
Whose every move's among the purest
 
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine
 
 
 
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
 
Not much between despair and ecstasy
 
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
 
Can't be too careful with your company
 
I can feel the devil walking next to me
 
 
 
Siam's gonna be the witness
 
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
 
This grips me more than would a
 
Muddy old river or reclining Buddha
 
 
 
And thank God I'm only watching the game, controlling it
 
 
 
I don't see you guys rating
 
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
 
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
 
But the queens we use would not excite you
 
 
 
So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage
 
parlors
 
 
 
One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
 
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
 
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
 
A little flesh, a little history
 
I can feel an angel sliding up to me
 
 
 
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
 
Not much between despair and ecstasy
 
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
 
Can't be too careful with your company
 
I can feel the devil walking next to me
 
  
 
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Revision as of 18:29, 22 July 2008

Dr. Jeebus is the brother of Syd Lexia and, despite only contributing to 3 articles, is still officially considered legitimate staff.

Dr. Jeebus is also credited with singlehandedly creating, organizing, and winning the forum battles. And while that's probably not true, I believe it.