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− | Ross Rifle was born in 1989 into a life of rock. His lullaby was "Sweet Child O Mine" and he loved metal. He picked up the guitar in 8th grade and started a band. As it turned out, the band sucked and had no motivation. When they all suggested a punk-rock cover of 50 Cent's "P.I.M.P.", he quit the band, and quit playing guitar. All that changed when he heard [[Eddie Van Halen]]'s legendary instrumental "Eruption", a song he hadn't heard in many years. He is now | + | Ross Rifle was born in 1989 into a life of rock. His lullaby was "Sweet Child O Mine" and he loved metal. He picked up the guitar in 8th grade and started a band. As it turned out, the band sucked and had no motivation. When they all suggested a punk-rock cover of 50 Cent's "P.I.M.P.", he quit the band, and quit playing guitar. All that changed when he heard [[Eddie Van Halen]]'s legendary instrumental "Eruption", a song he hadn't heard in many years. He is now lead guitarist in [[Chainsaw Symphony]], and is always playing his guitar. |
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His top 5 guitarists are as follows: Eddie Van Halen, Slash, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Page, Tony Iommi. | His top 5 guitarists are as follows: Eddie Van Halen, Slash, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Page, Tony Iommi. | ||
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+ | He is a former spelling bee champion, and prides himself on having perfect spelling, punctuation, and grammar, even when instant messaging. | ||
Rock n Roll will never die. | Rock n Roll will never die. |
Revision as of 19:42, 10 December 2007
The Legend of Ross Rifle
Ross Rifle was born in 1989 into a life of rock. His lullaby was "Sweet Child O Mine" and he loved metal. He picked up the guitar in 8th grade and started a band. As it turned out, the band sucked and had no motivation. When they all suggested a punk-rock cover of 50 Cent's "P.I.M.P.", he quit the band, and quit playing guitar. All that changed when he heard Eddie Van Halen's legendary instrumental "Eruption", a song he hadn't heard in many years. He is now lead guitarist in Chainsaw Symphony, and is always playing his guitar.
Ross Rifle's Guns
Ross Rifle owns 5 guitars, which he refers to as his "guns":
Stacey the Psycho Hosebeast: Ross' first guitar. It is a chrome-copy of a Gibson SG that Ross placed a Gibson decal on. Gets 'em every time.
Red: Ross' baby. A red OLP Musicman, just like what Eddie Van Halen played in the early 90s.
Big Boy: Ross' first acoustic. Excellent sound. Covered in burns and melt-marks, from God-knows-what.
Esmerlda the Pirate Wench: Ross' 12-string acoustic. Loves it.
Betty Boop: Ross' red 1985/86 Sessions bass. With its basic colour and pointed headstock, it is a seminal 80s instrument.
Trivia
Ross Rifle rules.
He got his name when his 11th grade History teacher asked if "anyone here has a Ross Rifle?". He laughed.
Van Halen is his favourite band ever.
His top 5 guitarists are as follows: Eddie Van Halen, Slash, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Page, Tony Iommi.
His middle name is Angus, after the lead guitarist of AC/DC.
He is a former spelling bee champion, and prides himself on having perfect spelling, punctuation, and grammar, even when instant messaging.
Rock n Roll will never die.