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| − | '''Ermac''' | + | '''Ermac''' was a member of the [[SydLexia.com Forums]], he is a Junior at the University of Tennessee Chattanooga with a concentration in History and finding a girlfriend. He first found [[Syd Lexia|Syd's]] magical site in in 2007 when looking for a list of the best [[NES]] games. He soon realized that Syd was a member of the band "The Advantage" and had to join the site after repeated listens of "DuckTails Moon Live". His dream is to go back in time and relive his childhood with Syd and Jeebus but realizes that statement may be construed as gayness. His favorite games are [[Resident Evil]], [[Silent Hill]], [[NBA Live Series]] and [[Hello Kitty Island Adventure]]. |
== Life Outside of the Forums == | == Life Outside of the Forums == | ||
Ermac's real name is Daniel and doesn't really fit the typical gamer mold.He is a jogger and can get laid upon begging. He has managed to have sex with over 60 women(mostly fat) but can't get into RPG's and is normally rejected by gaming nerds as "too mainstream". His first love was the NES and always will be, followed by the PSOne which was a great system but hasn't aged well. He is currently trying to get into the XBoX and wants to find himself a [[GameBoy Micro]] to play with when he isn't playing with his penis. He is also good at computer problems. HE HAS DEM HACKER ISO'S!!!!!!!!!!!! | Ermac's real name is Daniel and doesn't really fit the typical gamer mold.He is a jogger and can get laid upon begging. He has managed to have sex with over 60 women(mostly fat) but can't get into RPG's and is normally rejected by gaming nerds as "too mainstream". His first love was the NES and always will be, followed by the PSOne which was a great system but hasn't aged well. He is currently trying to get into the XBoX and wants to find himself a [[GameBoy Micro]] to play with when he isn't playing with his penis. He is also good at computer problems. HE HAS DEM HACKER ISO'S!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
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| + | == Departure == | ||
| + | Ermac recently left the SydLexia forums, proclaiming his departure in a thread simply entitled "Good-Bye." The thread was locked, then unlocked no fewer than two times due to a number of inflammatory responses made to forum members by posters who will not be named. As the topic is still ongoing, only time will tell where it will lead to. | ||
== Fun Facts == | == Fun Facts == | ||
Revision as of 19:13, 23 February 2009
Ermac was a member of the SydLexia.com Forums, he is a Junior at the University of Tennessee Chattanooga with a concentration in History and finding a girlfriend. He first found Syd's magical site in in 2007 when looking for a list of the best NES games. He soon realized that Syd was a member of the band "The Advantage" and had to join the site after repeated listens of "DuckTails Moon Live". His dream is to go back in time and relive his childhood with Syd and Jeebus but realizes that statement may be construed as gayness. His favorite games are Resident Evil, Silent Hill, NBA Live Series and Hello Kitty Island Adventure.
Life Outside of the Forums
Ermac's real name is Daniel and doesn't really fit the typical gamer mold.He is a jogger and can get laid upon begging. He has managed to have sex with over 60 women(mostly fat) but can't get into RPG's and is normally rejected by gaming nerds as "too mainstream". His first love was the NES and always will be, followed by the PSOne which was a great system but hasn't aged well. He is currently trying to get into the XBoX and wants to find himself a GameBoy Micro to play with when he isn't playing with his penis. He is also good at computer problems. HE HAS DEM HACKER ISO'S!!!!!!!!!!!!
Departure
Ermac recently left the SydLexia forums, proclaiming his departure in a thread simply entitled "Good-Bye." The thread was locked, then unlocked no fewer than two times due to a number of inflammatory responses made to forum members by posters who will not be named. As the topic is still ongoing, only time will tell where it will lead to.
Fun Facts
- Lives in Tennessee, near forum member Ghandi who is in NC
- Wants to Move to Canada after graduation
- Would make love to a White Japanese Sega Saturn if it was possible and still is researching the I/0 capabilities of such a venture.
- Had an obsession with the Phillips CDI when he was a fat kid in the summer of 1995
