Difference between revisions of "Ermac"

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'''Ermac''' was a member of the [[SydLexia.com Forums]], he is a Junior at the University of Tennessee Chattanooga with a concentration in History and finding a girlfriend. He first found [[Syd Lexia|Syd's]] magical site in in 2007 when looking for a list of the best [[NES]] games. He soon realized that Syd was a member of the band "The Advantage" and had to join the site after repeated listens of "DuckTails Moon Live". His dream is to go back in time and relive his childhood with Syd and Jeebus but realizes that statement may be construed as gayness.  His favorite games are [[Resident Evil]], [[Silent Hill]], [[NBA Live Series]] and [[Hello Kitty Island Adventure]].
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'''Ermac''' is a member of the [[SydLexia.com Forums]], he is a Senior at the University of Memphis. He is 25 years old and grew up playing the NES, watching Pro Wrestling and following the NBA. He found this site looking for the top NES games of all time and initially registered under the username "ReaXan". He came back a year later and decided to stay for good shortly after the top SNES list came out and after realizing that many forum members were in his age group.
  
 
== Life Outside of the Forums ==
 
== Life Outside of the Forums ==
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Ermac's real name is Daniel and doesn't really fit the typical gamer mold.He is a jogger and can get laid upon begging. He has managed to have sex with over 60 women(mostly fat) but can't get into RPG's and is normally rejected by gaming nerds as "too mainstream". His first love was the NES and always will be, followed by the PSOne which was a great system but hasn't aged well. He is currently trying to get into the XBoX and wants to find himself a [[GameBoy Micro]] to play with when he isn't playing with his penis. He is also good at computer problems. HE HAS DEM HACKER ISO'S!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ermac really isn't a nerd(doesn't play cards) but he isn't a jock either( didn't play HS sports). He is a runner though and enjoys working out when he isn't sitting at his computer desk being lazy. He builds computers as a hobby and can fix almost any computer problem you can throw at him. He offered to send Dr.Jeebus a computer, but he didn't want to pay the shipping on it which would have been insane.
  
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== Departure ==
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== Departure and Return ==
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Got knocked into the Acid Pool
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Ermac had some sand in his vagina and decided to leave the forums for like 2 weeks. He realized it was a retarded decision and decided to come back.
  
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== Favorite Made Threads ==
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== Enemies ==
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Ermac doesn't get along with UsaSatsui or SevereFlame, we will leave it at that.
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== Favorite Created Threads ==
 
*[Anti Weed has taken over for 2009]http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=8491&highlight=  
 
*[Anti Weed has taken over for 2009]http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=8491&highlight=  
 
*[What age did gaming start to loose it's magic?]http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6342&highlight=  
 
*[What age did gaming start to loose it's magic?]http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6342&highlight=  

Revision as of 04:20, 25 May 2009

Ermac in 1998 with no shirt and no life but still has his nantendo!
Wants to make sweet,sweet love to this japanese beauty

Ermac is a member of the SydLexia.com Forums, he is a Senior at the University of Memphis. He is 25 years old and grew up playing the NES, watching Pro Wrestling and following the NBA. He found this site looking for the top NES games of all time and initially registered under the username "ReaXan". He came back a year later and decided to stay for good shortly after the top SNES list came out and after realizing that many forum members were in his age group.

Life Outside of the Forums

Ermac really isn't a nerd(doesn't play cards) but he isn't a jock either( didn't play HS sports). He is a runner though and enjoys working out when he isn't sitting at his computer desk being lazy. He builds computers as a hobby and can fix almost any computer problem you can throw at him. He offered to send Dr.Jeebus a computer, but he didn't want to pay the shipping on it which would have been insane.

Departure and Return

Ermac had some sand in his vagina and decided to leave the forums for like 2 weeks. He realized it was a retarded decision and decided to come back.

Enemies

Ermac doesn't get along with UsaSatsui or SevereFlame, we will leave it at that.

Favorite Created Threads

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