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| − | [[Syd Lexia]] is the founder of [[SydLexia.com]]. He is an asshole. His hobbies include: chopping, chopping, cake decorating, and chopping. He also enjoys bonzai kittens and long walks on the beach in Speedos. His life's ambition is to get a '''really''' hot Playboy model for a trophy wife, and retire to Florida. His natural habitat is a pineapple under the sea. You can equip him with a +2 Cloak of Infinite Dorkiness.
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| − | == HE IS BORED ==
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| − | * When Syd gets bored, he doesn't spend his time writing new articles.
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| − | * HE IS NOT BORED, AT ALL.
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| − | == Syd's Relatives ==
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| − | * Brother: [[Dr. Jeebus]]
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| − | * Sister: [[Krislexia]]
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| − | == Education ==
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| − | * Acquired his Texas State GED in 2006
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| − | * Graduated with Honors from Sydlexaversity of Nostalgiality
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| − | :: GPA - 5.6 out of 120.
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| − | :: King's Quest IV - 227 out 230
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| − | :: Degree: Masters of Masturbation
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| − | == Honors and Awards ==
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| − | *Master of Reality
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| − | *Paranoid
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| − | *Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
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| − | *Sabotage
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| − | *Technical Ecstasy
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| − | *Heaven and Hell
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| − | *Mob Rules
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| − | *Dehumanizer
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| − | == Medical History ==
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| − | * Syd has a condition known as [[Nostalgiaphobia|nostalgiaphobia]]. This condition is what lead Syd to create this website and ease his mental disease's side effects. He also has AIDS.
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| − | == Trivia ==
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| − | * Syd's favorite color is either black or #9966FF.
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| − | * Syd fucking loves olives. <br>'''The breakfast of champions, such as John Stamos, Zeus, and the aforementioned Syd.'''
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| − | * He hates [[sweet potatoes]].
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| − | * When giving Spanish Meatloaf a six month ban from Sydapedia, he failed very hard when citing poor "grammer" as a reason for the ban.
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| − | == See also ==
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| − | * [[List of things you could buy for Syd]]
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| − | * [[Church of SydLexia]]
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| − | * [[The Original Twelve]]
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| − | == External links ==
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| − | * [http://www.sydlexia.com/ His stupid website]
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| − | * [http://www.sydlexia.com/myspace Syd Lexia on MySpace]
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| − | * [http://www.facebook.com/sydlexia Syd Lexia on Facebook]
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| − | * [http://www.twitter.com/syd_lexia Syd Lexia on Twitter]
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| − | * [http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=2 His forum profile]
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| − | [[Category:Forum Members]][[Category:Forum Conservatives]]
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