A SydLexian Story
Welcome to "A SydLexian Story".
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SydLexian Story
Chapter 1
One late Friday afternoon, in a van down by the river, Syd Lexia decided to hook up his NES and work some magic with the Power Glove.
Chapter 2
It's too bad. The Power Glove sucked so bad that when Syd hooked it up, it fried both his NES and his TV. He did however enjoy the stimulation from the electrocution.
Chapter 3
As it turns out, this stimulation was actually the awakening of his latent super powers, brought on by the electrocution, little did he know, he was being monitored by his arch nemesis.
Chapter 4
As Syd began to recover from his energizing accident, he realized an awful truth about his situation and screamed, "Oh fuck!!!! Without my TV I can't watch Days of Our Lives or pay per-view porn!"
Chapter 5
The almighty Syd worried about this for only a brief, apocalyptic moment before he realized, "Big fuckin' deal, I'll just search for Erin Esurance hentai!!! Shwing!"
Chapter 6
"Ah, yes" Syd said to himself, "It's a good thing I still have my trusty eMachines eOne! And coupled with a high speed connection, just thinking about gives me a boner!! I am gonna have a good night tonight!! Now I can look at all the internet porn for which my heart desires!!!"
Chapter VII, the Chappening
Syd did use his trusty eOne to search for the immaculate aforementioned adult articles, but his virile search proved fruitless, for his arch-nemesis, the Evil Yaoi Monster only allowed his mind to be brutally raped and plundered in all of it's think-holes with images of Yu-Gi-Oh fan fiction! "AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!" lamented the glorious warrior.
