Bill Maher

What Jeebus wishes would happen IRL

Bill Maher is a liberal pundit who trolls conservatives and religious extremists IRL FTW. Syd Lexia, Dr Jeebus, and probably Kubo (him being republican and all) can't stand his ass. JRA on the other hand, thinks he's absolutely hysterical and is his role model. JRA plans to make a show that's a complete copy of Real Time (except it would be about music and video games as opposes to politics and religion, so hopefully he won't sue.)

Hilarious things he's said

• the classic, white translation of rap lyrics

• "Stop saying Brokeback Mountain lost the 'Best Picture Oscar' to Crash because of a homosexual backlash. If Brokeback Mountain taught us anything its that there's nothing wrong with cumming in number two."

• "Thank God Jerry Falwell is dead"

• "There I said it, it's true. And you know it's true because when I wrote it on the internet, I didn't add LOL." (this should be proverb for all of /b/)

• "Well you, see my friend Ann Coulter...[massive booing]...I know, I know, but it's much different when she's cumming."