Bad Dudes

Things Bad Dudes Is

• The greatest game ever made
• A game where you can kick the shit out of ninjas
• So Bad that it's Good

Bad Dudes Trivia

• Those cans that give you energy contain a blend of natural herbs and 8 essential vitamins and minerals to give Blade or Striker better Performance when you go to next stage
• The nunchuks are the best weapons in the game, with the exception of urinating on the Flamin' Ninjas
• The President's burger will give you explosive diarrhea every time
• The "Dudes" that drive the truck are Blade and Striker's college roommates
• The train is filled with Ninja cocaine
• The Bad Dudes are Bad
• If you haven't beaten this game, you are a failure