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Dear Syd Lexians,

I'm a couple cans short of a six pack, and one of your articles inspires a part of my Dick Cheney loving brain to go kidnap some little kids and eat them? Can I hold you guys responsible?

Sincerely,

Random Visitor

PS: Can you give my dad his lawnmower back?

Dear retarded asshat,

We are not responsible for your asinine behavior that is ruining our planet. Anything you say can and will be used to create the next most disgusting, shocking internet meme since the Pain Series (do NOT look that up, seriously). If something you read on here inspires you to go kill Pat Robertson, we will all giggle like little girls, but if you try and hold us responsible, we will send Hacker, M3GA MAN, or whoever else is pissing us off at the moment to come over to your house and shit on your chest. Free Speech, Fifth Amendment, Chewbacca defense and all that good stuff.

Sincerely,

The Syd Lexians.

PS Fuck Yo Dad's Lawnmower we don't even got that shit no mo.